Evening 11: - Xmas Shopping (Sort of)
[The gang enters mall]
[ADZ] gawd it's busy
[MAYBOY] loads of santa’s helpers making toys
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] can we go clothes shoppin
[ADZ] err, you wanna take her Nath?
[MAYBOY] well im buying a 2 piece
[ADZ] infact, who has a coin?
[MAYBOY] i do
[ADZ] heads or tails?
[ADZ tosses coin]
[The coin lands on the floor, It’s tails]
[ADZ] bye bye m8
[MAYBOY] i wanted to go anyway
[ADZ] lol okies
[MAYBOY] where we going first then
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] hehe, u pick NO underwear stores!
[ADZ] no pawning either m8
[MAYBOY] lmao kidding
[MAYBOY] lol well that worked
[ADZ] i remember what happened in the lake district when we went pawning
[MAYBOY] lol didnt we have flashing undies or something? i remember something flashing
[ADZ] it was underwear m8
[MAYBOY] oh yeah, anyway to the shops we go
[GREEN_DAY_GAL walks into nearest shop]
[MAYBOY] wow a lego store kidding
[MAYBOY looks around]
[ADZ] goth store........I'll pass me thinks
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] ooooooo, me staying
[ADZ] CD store over there
[MAYBOY] me going in the shop with amanda
[ADZ] what one?
[MAYBOY] we will find u near the CD's mate i wanna get all gothed out lol
[ADZ] can i imagine you with black lipstick? lol
[MAYBOY] who me lol
[ADZ] i cant really
[MAYBOY] let me get my makeup mirror
[GREEN_DAY_GAL looks around]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] oooo can i go hug santa? i wanna sit on his knee
[MAYBOY] yep yep
[ADZ] umm, you're not gonna tear off his beard are you and say he's a fake? lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL pulls SANTA’s beard]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] it wont come off
[MAYBOY] quick run before he catches up with us!
[Everyone does a runner]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL runs thru xmas tree]
[MAYBOY] quick, in the lift!
[MAYBOY calls the lift]
[ADZ] nice going amanda
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] im not going in there! Seriously, i mean it! I h8 em!
[MAYBOY] kk lets take the stairs
[ADZ] woah, slippery
[ADZ] up…….u p
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] …..in a bush
[MAYBOY] George Bush? :?
[MAYBOY] theres always a TV there in the way Bush make tellies oh never mind kk, lets carry on
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] george bush hahaha
[ADZ] george in a bush?
[MAYBOY] ill give u bush in a minute
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i dont wanna bush!
[ADZ] c'mon he's gaining!
[SANTA storms through the mall as the gang speeds far away from him]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL runs into glass wall]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] owww hu put tht there
[MAYBOY] what a pain get it? pain…..glass wall
[ADZ] I get the joke m8 lol
[MAYBOY] glad someone does
[The gang runs along the mall and ends up out back]
[MAYBOY looks around]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] ooo garbage
[MAYBOY] ooooh theres some cheese here
[GREEN_DAY_GAL drags MAYBOY away from the bins]
[MAYBOY] might be going off but i could cut those bits off noooooooooooooo
[ADZ] oh bloody hell m8, thats sick!
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] Adam, help please
[MAYBOY] must have cheese!
[ADZ drags nath away from the bins]
[MAYBOY takes a quick nibble]
[ADZ] put it down m8! and take this polo
[MAYBOY puts the cheese down and takes polo and sucks it]
[ADZ] and don't spit out the polo when our backs are turned, lol
[ADZ looks around]
[ADZ] whats that over there?
[MAYBOY] I quite enjoy this polo
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i never did hug santa
[MAYBOY] hug me instead
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] not til u smell of polo
[ADZ] he wouldn't hug u now, u tried to take off his beard remember ?
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] plus, he'd luk better without it
[ADZ] shoul've gave him a razor, or pawn some underwear to get a razor
[MAYBOY] give him a short back and sides could use the razor on his sack and take all the presents
[ADZ] hmm maybe, the presents are likely to be junk from ebay
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] errr excuse me, mike came frm ebay!
[MAYBOY] nothing wrong with ebay mate
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] no, me bass
[MAYBOY licks e-string]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] oi back off!! Don’t know where ur tongues been
[MAYBOY] on the e string
[ADZ] that moldy cheese he found in the bins and that polo
[MAYBOY] oh yeah lol, well polo will combat the cheese
[ADZ] not like us with a psycho santa
[MAYBOY] hes coming!
[MAYBOY hears michael jacksons "beat it " in the background as they run]
[ADZ] we'll get some CD's later m8
[MAYBOY] kk better than "dont stop till u get enough" lol
[MAYBOY] anyway lets get away from this santa
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] well u wudnt
[ADZ] watch out, he's throwing candy canes!
[GREEN_DAY_GAL catches one and eats it]
[ADZ] y'know where thats been?
[SANTA slips in the puke]
[ADZ] *cough* nice thinking
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] hahaha big bearded dude! he fell!!!!!!
[MAYBOY nicks rest of candy while hes on the floor]
[MAYBOY] can suck these later lol
[ADZ] i really do worry about u lot sometimes lol
[MAYBOY] all in your mind mate
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] we have a habit of sucking things
[ADZ] like malteasers?
[ADZ] im gettin another deja vu now
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] ahh wheres andy lol, wasn’t he here, ahead of us?
[MAYBOY] he hasnt slept all through this
[ADZ] maybe watching over us like a gremlin
[MAYBOY] he could be in santa's sack
[ADZ] no the sack is full of ebay…...things
[MAYBOY] oh yeah, soz the excitement got to me
[ADZ] he'd show a sign and save us
[A light shines at the CD store]
[everyone runs over there]
[ADZ] well, here we are
[MAYBOY] Andy’s under that pile of CD's how do we get to him?
[ADZ] we need music
[GREEN_DAY_GAL plays Green Day aloud and blows the CDs off DIZZY]
[DIZZY] *phew* thanx peeps
[MAYBOY] np mate
[GREEN_DAY_GAL goes on the phone demanding to be picked up]
[everyone exits the mall]
[MAYBOY] oh hang on let me get some free music before we leave
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i want some flowers and pyjamas
[ADZ & MAYBOY runs back]
[ADZ returns with t.A.T.u’s Dangerous & Moving album]
[ADZ] k, ready
[MAYBOY] we all picked up what we want
[ADZ] I was gonna check out that PS2 place
[MAYBOY] I might buy amanda a whole new wardrobe not the clothes just the wardrobe
…………kidding anyhoo right lets leave then
[The bus drives off without them]
[DIZZY] looks like we’re walking
[everyone walks off]
Evening 12 - New years eve 2005
[ADZ] wow, what a night how exciting
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] im jus drinkin lucozade lol which makes me mad anyway, jus started 1st bottle tho
[MAYBOY] which flavour?
[MAT_DIZZY] seing weird colours and falling over, speaking insane gibberish
[MAT_DIZZY] yum :
[MAYBOY] u not really drinking vodka are u matt?
[ADZ] thats what my mum drinks
[MAYBOY] well Amanda and I do not drink bad influence u lot
[ADZ] i drink apple juice
[MAT_DIZZY] no but i want some cider
[ADZ] save our cider, save our cider, save our cider
[MAYBOY] u will have the back of my hand across your botty in a minute lol
[MAT_DIZZY] ur not getting away with it that easily Adz
[MAYBOY] ive had enough im having no more *phew*
[MAT_DIZZY] u gonna spank?
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] no he aint!
[MAYBOY] were u joking about the vodka though mate?
[MAT_DIZZY] yeah, i wouldent drink that yet lol - i would drink anything else tho
[MAYBOY gets botty slapping hand ready]
[MAYBOY] oh, thats alright then
[ADZ] loony beer, gets ya drunk and it isn't dear u relise how many ppl i confuzzle saying that?
[MAT_DIZZY] bus station loony no one knows m8
[MAYBOY] im on the energy drinks now not sure its a good idea though lol
[MAT_DIZZY] starter for the DRINK! quote from father ted
[MAT_DIZZY] DRINK Feck Ar$e
[MAYBOY] infact lets have an msn cheers, everyone grab there bottles or glasses
[ADZ] Feckin' hell mat boy, u say feck arse?
[MAT_DIZZY grabs speaker]
[MAT_DIZZY] i aint got no drink lol thats why i keep needing a wee
[MAYBOY] put the speaker down
[MAT_DIZZY] moving on
[ADZ] rite cheerz 8) *Rasies glass* a toast to.....us
[MAYBOY raises glass]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL raises lucozade]
[MAYBOY] a toast!
[ADZ] u put it under the grill m8
[MAYBOY] i could just hold up a piece of bread for the toast
[MAT_DIZZY] bud um cha
[ADZ] thank u, meur raz ma lad
[MAT_DIZZY] any of u like father ted? reminds me of this thing
[ADZ] all i know theres an old man that says DRINK hmmm it's been a funny year
[MAYBOY] had its moments though
[ADZ] i felt there was something missing though
[MAYBOY] ive felt that way for ages im kidding in what way mate?
[MAT_DIZZY] omg nath ur in a weird mood tonight tut tut i blame the DRINK
[ADZ] not entirly sure that is FECK ARSE m8
[MAYBOY] i dont know whats come over me tonight lol
[ADZ eats pringles]
[MAYBOY] im frightened what the next 2 hours might have in store
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i wanna go 2 bed
[MAYBOY pops his pringles]
[MAT_DIZZY] ur the funniest msn convo chatter ive ever met nath im laughing out loud! better keep it
[ADZ] we still have 1 hour and 35 mins yet
[MAYBOY] say that in the morning cos i might forget
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i got told off for laffin at boris the utha nite!! I’m not even allowed 2 laff anymore
but what the heck, can do wha i want 2nyt
[MAYBOY] thats the spirit
[ADZ] ya can get p***ed with us !
[MAT_DIZZY] i need DRINK!
[ADZ] wonder if i can do it highest on a wall flat out
[MAT_DIZZY] u type very fast nath, it just appears - without saying at the bottom
[ADZ] copy and paste
[MAYBOY] i dont do that
[MAT_DIZZY] ahhh, cheater ayyy god that would be a waste of time
[MAYBOY] its actually me
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i want a wand
[MAT_DIZZY] lol i want a DRINK!
[ADZ] izzy wizzy lets get Dizzy
[MAYBOY] we could do with a bit of magic
[ADZ] speaking of which
[MAT_DIZZY] yay Dizzy
[ADZ displays DIZZY emoticon]
[MAYBOY] wonder what size DIZZY's wand is
[ADZ] hint - look on spellbound
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] im glad u wanna no
[MAT_DIZZY] lol, i will thanks mate
[MAYBOY] big one indeed
[MAT_DIZZY] *spell*bound, name gives it away eggs dont have wands
[ADZ] getting spellbound are we?
[MAYBOY] its the drink sorry
[MAT_DIZZY] ahhh the old its the drink lie
[ADZ] "someone might have slipped something in my drink" - Grave
[MAT_DIZZY] yeah yeah
[MAYBOY] someone put a smint in mine the other week
[ADZ] polos, sweet
[MAT_DIZZY] mint smint
[ADZ] i like the fruit ones
[MAYBOY] the mint with the hole, even though it hasnt got a hole cos a hole consists of nothing
[ADZ] hole in the head perhaps?
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] if ur bald
[MAYBOY] anyone tried the all fruits allsorts?
[ADZ] thank god for long hair i have Nath yeah
[MAYBOY] i hope i dont end up bald lol guess all guys do though eventually and no more long hair for u
[ADZ] dont hold ur breath
[MAYBOY] good idea i might die cant be doing that before the new year comes in lol
[MAT_DIZZY] lol, dont mind me while i much on my pringles
[ADZ] yeah, we need u m8, i have salt n vinegar
[MAYBOY] i have sour cream lol
[MAT_DIZZY] me 2
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i hav none
[MAT_DIZZY] i cnt really have them, but they offerd so i dont wanna be rude if u no what i mean
[ADZ] yup like if i was offered cheese and pineapple
[MAT_DIZZY] hint to nath
[MAYBOY] i do that even things i dont like i eat anyway if im offered lol…………..who said cheese?
[The wind outside starts to howl]
[The front door creeks]
[MAYBOY] even that howling wind had a hint of cheese in it
[MAT_DIZZY] it was cold, and MAT_DIZZY, MAYBOY, and ADZ were sitting by their computers...
[MAYBOY] on new years eve shall we wait for amanda?
[ADZ] she'll return, so no sneaking off chaps
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] charming Adz dnt wait for me
[ADZ] an hour and 23 minutes to be exact
[MAT_DIZZY] ner ner
[MAYBOY] i cant keep it up that long well lets try a team effort
[ADZ] on everyone elses behalf lets make a story to pass the time
[MAT_DIZZY] one day…….
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] ……at asda
[MAT_DIZZY] there was
[MAYBOY] *jumps in* i bought
[MAT_DIZZY] ooookk :?
[ADZ] *jumps in* beer
[MAT_DIZZY] there was i bought could be a new item for 2006
[MAYBOY] what beer
[MAT_DIZZY] i bought there was
[ADZ] im confuzzled now
[MAYBOY] lets start again
[MAT_DIZZY] nooooowww one day
[MAYBOY] *interupts* let me start
[MAYBOY] no no ill let the wonderful, amazing, gorgeous Amanda start
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] no lol
[MAT_DIZZY] i will
[MAYBOY] go on then
[MAT_DIZZY] one blue sunny night
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] sunny night :?
[MAYBOY] imagine that sunny at night lol
[MAT_DIZZY] lol and dark at day
[MAYBOY] kk come on matt or smacked botty
[MAYBOY] get on with it
[MAT_DIZZY] one day MAYBOY was about to smack MAT_DIZZY's botty untill...
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] ……..amanda sed he cudnt
[MAYBOY] come on just a little one
[MAT_DIZZY] she sed hands off
[ADZ picks up frying pan]
[MAT_DIZZY] nooo *bang* owww
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] ooo make me sum bacon
[MAYBOY] he would prefer my hand lol
[MAYBOY] yeah bacon please 3 rashers for me
[MAT_DIZZY] and cheese with pineapples
[ADZ] road rash?
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] is there a mirror round ere? Infact, where r we?
[ADZ] the pub
[MAT_DIZZY] *interupts* the castle dungeon
[ADZ] andy's house
[MAT_DIZZY] this looks like a pub??
[MAYBOY] sounds like a nice place
[MAT_DIZZY] a troll and an apple
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i want a mirror!
[MAT_DIZZY] oooh no cheese
[MAT_DIZZY] no no fwd
[MAYBOY] i have a makeup mirror
[ADZ] oh dear
[MAT_DIZZY] water, and stale bread
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i want a big 1 tho
[MAYBOY] i have a big one too
[ADZ] m8 LMFAO
[MAYBOY] what nothing to be ashamed of
[MAT_DIZZY] and drink water, and eat apples, as angry looking trolls stare at us
[MAT_DIZZY falls over bucket of water]
[ADZ] when it comes to apples, i'll have juice
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lmao, matt u ok?
[ADZ laughs at MAT_DIZZY]
[MAYBOY] wipe yourself dry matt this instant I think ill have juice too
[ADZ] i wish it was fizzy m8
[MAT_DIZZY jumps on fire whilst shouting “i hate life”]
[MAYBOY] my juice is fizzy lol
[ADZ gets bucket of water]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] u put the fire out when u knocked the bucket ova
[MAYBOY] yeah we can go through
[ADZ] we shant have you dancing on fires now do we
[MAYBOY] careful though everyone
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i still want a mirror!!!
[ADZ] theres one hanging on a tree
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] is it big?
[GREEN_DAY_GAL goes ova to the mirror n puts hand thru]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] kool it works!
[GREEN_DAY_GAL walks thru]
[MAYBOY] should we follow u through it
[ADZ] bloody nora, not more magic!
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] CMON U LOT!
[MAYBOY] im coming
[MAT_DIZZY] lets go out of the castle tooo……….gday mate down under so first we must find a
crowbar, hmmm…….ahh, grand DIZZY
[MAT_DIZZY] u have to play the Dizzy games to understand
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i know but……..
[ADZ] ive got a better idea with a crowbar
[MAT_DIZZY] dont go there! where shall we go now? hmm
[ADZ] khaos town?
[MAT_DIZZY] ahhh, the castle in the sky where daisy awaits
[GREEN_DAY_GAL went thru the mirror]
[MAYBOY and the others followed]
[MAT_DIZZY] *interupts* and i didn’t
[ADZ drags MAT_DIZZY to the mirror]
[MAYBOY helps as he drags Matt_DIZZY in by the botty]
[ADZ] why the a$$ m8? ……..infact dont answer that lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] is it jus me... or is everything reversed in here :?
[MAT_DIZZY] *mucks about* olleh ?ay
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] not like tht lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] its daylight but theres a moon
[MAYBOY] ive just worked that out moon must be matt again lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] n we're upside dwn
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] but walking on the floor…….
[MAYBOY starts to slip]
[ADZ] ...with crowbar in hand….CUM ERE!
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] if we fall we fall into the sky, watch out
[MAYBOY treads carefully]
[MAT_DIZZY] woah hehe made u flinch :twisted:
[MAYBOY] why u
[ADZ] aah sod it
[ADZ walks to a pasty stand]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] jus becareful, stop goofin around! im not cummin into space for any1
[MAYBOY] why didnt we see that?
[*PING* A pasty man appears from nowhere]
[ADZ] sweet I'll have 3 pasties please
[MAYBOY] ill have 1 now and 1 later
[MAT_DIZZY] lol, im exitied, new year for us all
[MAYBOY gets money out]
[MAT_DIZZY] i have no money
[MAYBOY] tell him to keep the change
[MAT_DIZZY] im a binner seaking freebies
[ADZ] theres 10 quid underneath that bush
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] WOAH! WHATS THT?!?!! *points*
[MAYBOY feels under bush]
[MAT_DIZZY runs over there]
[ADZ] sweet, 15 quid
[MAT_DIZZY] you have picked up a gold coin, ooohh only another 29 to go then me and daisy can build a
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] sumthin moved in the bush
[MAYBOY] its moving
[MAT_DIZZY] ahh, must be nath
[MAYBOY] well obviously what am i saying lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] what the...?
[MAT_DIZZY] lol ur speaking from, the bush
[ADZ] i see mat's hand is under the bush too
[MAT_DIZZY] shaddup lol dont tell them
[ADZ] thats what i see we all moved to the house of fun
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] “ welcome to the house of fun” - Madness
[ADZ] twas fonny
[MAYBOY] yeah i have to admit
[ADZ] "ya still not fonny" - Jeb
[ADZ] i like that crazy frog p*ss take he did
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] yeh tht was hilarious
[MAYBOY] they still cover his thing up lol
[MAT_DIZZY] hehehe i like that
[MAYBOY] u would
[MAT_DIZZY] shame i mean...
[ADZ] "and i've got a bigger wi||y" - Jeb
[MAT_DIZZY] no no no, i mean i like the jeb thing
[MAYBOY] yeah i know mate
[ADZ] thats what he said
[MAYBOY] im knackered lol
[ADZ] "hello, testicle support..oops....*puts phone down*"
[MAYBOY] not today thank u
[ADZ] gdgd lol
[MAYBOY] remind me ppl never to touch drink again
SCROLL DOWN FOR PART 2 v
[ADZ] 1 hour to go
[MAT_DIZZY] DRINK! yeah
[MAYBOY] mine says 11:00:31 PM
[MAT_DIZZY] i think we SHOULD do a countdown u no
[ADZ] how do we do this countdown?
[MAT_DIZZY] it will be fun
[MAYBOY] its not new year until big ben does his thing anyway
[MAT_DIZZY] ill start and we have an order, so it will be me adz, nath then amanda, example……….
[MAYBOY] dont tell us now we will forget it before 12 lol
[ADZ] alphabetical order me thinks
[MAYBOY] im still last lol
[ADZ] plus andy if we're lucky
[MAT_DIZZY] so……..10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1…..
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] not yet!
[ADZ] not yet
[MAT_DIZZY] im tooo excited tho
[MAYBOY] that wasnt a tester cos u did the whole thing
[MAT_DIZZY] lol i got carried away……right
[MAYBOY] hang on a min start again
[ADZ] wakey wakey bro lol
[MAT_DIZZY] it has to stop there, typical
[MAT_DIZZY] nath? can we trust u
[MAYBOY] i dont know lol can someone put up the order again of whos going when
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] adz, me, matt, u
[MAT_DIZZY] 5 I mean 4 (damn )
[MAT_DIZZY] HAPPY.... ohh
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i get the last 1
[MAYBOY] matt's fault
[MAT_DIZZY] i get zero, i shout happy new yr
[MAYBOY] i wanna do 1
[MAYBOY] lol kidding
[MAT_DIZZY] i was too excited
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] u better let me do it matt
[MAYBOY] i was to excited i did a number 1 kidding
[MAT_DIZZY] better than a number 2
[MAT_DIZZY] hold on, i need a number 1 ooh brb
[MAYBOY] what a way to welcome in the new year lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] where? the toilet
[MAT_DIZZY] yeah im bursting
[ADZ] do some yellow watering then
[MAYBOY] no please dont lol
[ADZ] or on the floor, no one will notice
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i wanted 2 watch countdown on telly but ma bro nicked ma ariel
[MAYBOY] u know what im loving this havent laughed so much in ages
[ADZ] pussy pussy, sticky sticky, tangy tangy, licky licky
[ADZ] i've got that tune
[MAYBOY] ok everyone ignore what i have just said
[ADZ] better off ignoring what i just said
[MAT_DIZZY] ahhhhh - thats better
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] yes! hav fun?
[MAYBOY] took a while matt did u wipe it lol
[MAYBOY] 50mins to go ppl :o and i know im going to mess it up
[ADZ] feck! already?
[MAT_DIZZY] now 509……50
[MAT_DIZZY] 509. oooh i cnt wait that lonng
[ADZ] im NOT waiting another 500 minutes!
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] now it is lol
[MAYBOY] 500 seconds i can do
[ADZ] i'll Dizzy u *slap* ooh
[MAYBOY] wheres matt now lol
[MAT_DIZZY] lol, going for a number two
[MAYBOY] u got wireless connection?
[MAT_DIZZY] and a laptop i dont mind getting dirty
[MAYBOY] lol lets move on
[ADZ] oh dear god lol
[MAT_DIZZY] lol, joking
[MAYBOY] wipe it well
[MAT_DIZZY] lol, my botty or laptop?
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i think im gunna leave ...
[MAT_DIZZY] ooh dear the screen is smeard sorry im laughing my head of here
[ADZ] try painting it
[MAT_DIZZY] trying to keep quiet tho
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] dont laff it dwn the toilet
[MAT_DIZZY] ill tippex the brown stains
[MAT_DIZZY] lol, ill throw it dwn the toilet and then *MAT_DIZZY is offline* muah ha ha
[DIZZY appears from nowhere and displays an emoticon on the toilet dumping so hard it goes up the
ceiling, squishing the smilie]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] yay ur here
[MAYBOY] the only thing u have said mate and its the funniest thing all convo
[ADZ] lovely lol
[DIZZY] i am indeed .. not for long though
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] u here for countdown?
[ADZ] u ok mat?
[MAYBOY] means im still last
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lol aww
[MAYBOY] all these ppl whos names begin with A lol
[MAYBOY] i wanna be...........Alex lol
[DIZZY] i dunno if i will be here for the count down...
[MAT_DIZZY] no, u wanna be alex?
[DIZZY] i wanna be Abby... ive said too much
[MAT_DIZZY] lol, ull be first then ahhh lol now the whole world knows andy
[MAYBOY] i wanna be Gabriel
[MAT_DIZZY] lol i wanna me ummmm MAT_DIZZY, how cool
[ADZ] i'll stick with Gimp-looking Adam tah muchly
[MAT_DIZZY] mat underscore Dizzy lol, annyway
[MAYBOY] my name was going to be Darren then my parents changed their mind
[DIZZY] this looks like it will be a tough edit
[ADZ] Darren May?
[ADZ] too rite andy m8 lol
[MAYBOY] ok, go ahead, laugh
[ADZ] "Good LORD!" - Weebl
[MAT_DIZZY] lol damn whats my name again…..ooh yeh Matt
[MAT_DIZZY] ooh yeh univeristy challange one good old days
[ADZ] "Can I go to the toilet?" - Neil
[MAT_DIZZY] omg yeh
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] im lost :?
[MAT_DIZZY] remember on the train, where vyvian loses his head
[ADZ] aw m8! lol
[DIZZY] There will be some changes to the list of Team Yolkfolk members, in the start of the new year,
depending on who does what
[ADZ] u dont have long then lol
[DIZZY] i know
[MAT_DIZZY] what? lol im confuzzled
[ADZ] nowt new there
[DIZZY] many of them will be done around my b'day = 3rd January.. make a note
[MAYBOY makes note]
[DIZZY] a list of people who will become honery members
[ADZ] right, note to self "keep nath away from cheese bin and find out what to do for andy's b'day which
will not involve me holding a frying pan"
[DIZZY] and a list of people who will have jobs to do, thats it btw adam
[ADZ] thanx lol
[MAYBOY] lol! honery members eh
[MAT_DIZZY] m confuzzled like normal
[MAYBOY] we noticed
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] im confused
[ADZ] merry confused day
[DIZZY] brb lads and ladies *nods at amanda*
[DIZZY] i may not be back in time.. if not ill be around for a while after certainly
[MAYBOY winks at GREEN_DAY_GAL]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] be bk in a bit am bored of sitting dwn
[MAT_DIZZY] lol bye amanda and andy happy bday for the 3rd btw m8
[MAYBOY] yeah happy birthday mate
[MAT_DIZZY] 31 mins now
[MAYBOY] no no its 30 mins
[DIZZY] 30 now, gtg - *runs*
[ADZ] WHAT?! alraedy?!
[DIZZY] and in case i miss it……. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
[ADZ] merry early nu year
[MAT_DIZZY] yeah, time goes quick when ur having fun
[MAYBOY] u not having fun then matt mate
[ADZ] ur sprit is with us, now run my friend
[MAYBOY] mine is in a glass
[MAT_DIZZY] u not having fun then matt mate??? What?
[ADZ] eh? u cloned?
[MAYBOY] well u said "yeah, time goes quick when ur having fun "
[MAT_DIZZY] oooh, joke
[ADZ] dont shat yourself will you?……. "actually i did s**t myself, sry shat myself, i .... shat....my...nm" -
[MAT_DIZZY] lol remember the episode - demolition, lmao
[ADZ] "How about Jelly Botty? where we have to eat 16 curries" - Vyv
[MAYBOY] can someone tell me what numbers i am doing in the countdown so i dont mess it up lol
[ADZ] 7 & 3 nath
[MAYBOY] thanks mate
[ADZ] 7103! hot dog!
[MAYBOY] less than 19 mins
[MAYBOY] and wheres amanda she must be here for the countdown
[MAYBOY] anyone whos near a telly go to BBC1 they have a countdown with minutes and seconds lol
[ADZ] can't reach remote, cat sleeping on me
[MAT_DIZZY] It is 0 days, 0 hours, 17 minutes and 53 seconds until the year 2006 (UTC time)
[MAYBOY] lets hope the cat doesnt do a number 1 during the countdown lol
[ADZ] lol nah nah, he's asleep
[MAYBOY] just dont startle him lol
[MAT_DIZZY] omg, the clock on the pc is like 1 second deleyad! we could use that !!
[MAYBOY] what a sight lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] im bk, let me catch up plz
[MAT_DIZZY] 0 days 0 hours 14 minutes 843 seconds
[MAYBOY] right we are all here for the countdown
[MAT_DIZZY] 0 days 0 hours 13 minutes 830 seconds
[ADZ] shush, let her catch up, lol
[MAT_DIZZY] lol sorry
[ADZ] 12 minutes
[MAT_DIZZY] ill be back as soon as i can
[MAYBOY] nooooo now my 7 and 3 will be wrong and i rehersed it aswell lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i dnt get 1
[MAYBOY] ill be away for a bit after my bit of the countdown going outside with grandad its like a tradition
hos 1 now?
[ADZ] i am number 1! wait, no im not! Bugger
[MAYBOY] must be me then
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] grr lol
[MAYBOY] let amanda have my number 1
[MAYBOY] that sounded wrong lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] its urs lol
[MAYBOY] but i dont want it ill have it if u want me to have it lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] tht means i av 2 go 2 1 lol
[MAYBOY] my head is about to explode lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] crap i actually do need a number 1 brb, haha i put crap at beginning
[MAYBOY] make up your mind, adz mate, what are my numbers now if matt doesnt come back
[ADZ] 8, 5, 2
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] bk, so ur number 1 Adz :o
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] damn lol
[MAYBOY] who gets one if matt turns up?
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] me, cuz it goes bk……dunnit?
[MAYBOY] yeah, what a cock up this is going to be
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] up where? soz lol
[MAYBOY] 3mins and 40secs
[ADZ] oh oh oh
[MAYBOY] as i said earlier im looking out the door after my bit of the countdown
[ADZ] im bound to cock it up
[MAYBOY] didnt we balls it up last year
[ADZ] ya, andy signed out accidently
[ADZ] yay wb
[MAYBOY] oh yeah
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] so hu does wha?
[MAYBOY] that better not happen this year lol, your now number 1 amanda
[MAT_DIZZY] my dad put his foot down on the pedal
[ADZ] 10 6 2 me
[MAT_DIZZY] amanda, adam, me, nath
[ADZ] 9 5 1 amanda
[MAYBOY] right now listen has everyone gone to the loo, checked they are ok, are sure there internet
connection will not sign them out
[MAT_DIZZY] i need a wee
[MAYBOY] i should be 7 and 3
[ADZ] oh dammit hurry up mat
[MAYBOY] that right
[ADZ] 1 MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] les than a min
[MAYBOY] am i 7 and 3 ? quick, oh lets just go for it
[ADZ] gets ready!!!!!!!!!!
[MAT_DIZZY] is it new yr now?
[ADZ] 20 secs! im starting!!!
[Everyone gets ready]
[MAT_DIZZY] happy new year
[ADZ] HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] HAPPY NEW YEAR!
[MAT_DIZZY] HAPPY NEW YEAR
[fireworks go off in the distance]
[MAT_DIZZY] i can hear them, merry 2006
[ADZ] u too guys, lets hope for a better year!
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i got 2 txts
[MAYBOY] group hug
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] group hug
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] nath u owe me summit
[MAT_DIZZY] a kiss
[MAT_DIZZY] dont be shy, share it m8
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] not with u lot
[ADZ] aww, i don't smell bad
[MAYBOY] lol i need the loo now been holding it all that time
[MAT_DIZZY] sure mate
[MAYBOY] well not physically of course
[MAT_DIZZY] with ur hands
[MAYBOY] well we know that
[MAYBOY] 9 mins gone of this year already! Blimey, better prepare the next countdown lol
[ADZ & MAYBOY make way to their beds]
Evening 13: - Beware the sock!
[ADZ] whats this under the bed?
[MAYBOY] its moving
[ADZ] looks like a sock
[MAYBOY] its hiding in the corner there, its frightened, give me something to poke at it
[ADZ] right, sams crowbar
[MAYBOY uses it]
[MAYBOY] pull it near me so i can have a closer look
[The SOCK runs up MAYBOY's trouser leg]
[MAYBOY] help me guys
[MAYBOY opens his flies]
[ADZ] stop dancing around and lets get it
[MAYBOY tries to guide SOCK near fly area]
[ADZ gets his FRYING PAN]
[MAYBOY] not hard mate ill try and get it in position .....right......now!
[ADZ uses the FRYING PAN with his eyes shut]
[MAYBOY] u hit sam instead look at his face
[SOCK exits bedroom]
[ADZ] it's getting away!
[ADZ and MARGATEMAN chases SOCK downstairs]
[Crash sounds are heard]
[ADZ] ive got it!
[MARGATEMAN] you have? is it contangeous?
[ADZ] nah, not diseased, it's trying to get away though
[ADZ] im not surpried after running around in naths trouser leg
[MAYBOY] oi! I'll brb guys, something I gotta do outside
[ADZ] kk m8
[ADZ puts SOCK in CAGE]
[MARGATEMAN] what we doing with this sock again?
[ADZ] looks manic
[MARGATEMAN] .. your telling me lets stick it in the washing machine! you always loose one sock in
[ADZ] hmm yeah
[ADZ carries CAGE to the washing room]
[ADZ] open the machine door jus to get ready
[MARGATEMAN opens WASHING MACHINE door]
[ADZ walks to WASHING MACHINE]
[ADZ] woah nelly
[ADZ slams door]
[MARGATEMAN] lol, done
[ADZ] right, how do we work this?
[MARGATEMAN] .. um...kick it!
[ADZ kicks WASHING MACHINE]
[A humming noise is heard]
[MARGATEMAN] woohoo! i was right
[ADZ] right now we stand back and watch the action
[MARGATEMAN] ah, gives you a good feeling inside,
[ADZ gets popcorn]
[ADZ] woah, the machines going mental
[MARGATEMAN] tis truly a beast from hell!
[ADZ gets DUCT TAPE]
[ADZ] just a precaution
[MARGATEMAN] good idea
[ADZ tapes WASHING MACHINE]
[ADZ goes to FRIDGE]
[MARGATEMAN] make mine a budweiser
[ADZ] here we go
[MARGATEMAN plays with his laptop]
[MARGATEMAN] urg... i have just found a problem with SuSE it doesn't support MP3... only OGG
[ADZ] i'd have gone mental
[MARGATEMAN] where will i find OGG Files? LimeWire?
[MARGATEMAN] hope so, DAMN YOU SuSE!!!!
[ADZ] shezzor's tuca remake uses ogg files
[MARGATEMAN] o cool, i can listen to that! lol
[ADZ] joys of DIZZY music
[MAYBOY walks in]
[MAYBOY] hows it going
[MARGATEMAN] um... hanging low and lazy!
[MAYBOY] isnt it always young sam
[ADZ] could you look in the washing machine m8, soz about the duct tape
[MAYBOY rips DUCT TAPE and opens WASHING MACHINE door]
[Water gushes out]
[MARGATEMAN] yes...... about that......
[MAYBOY] oi dirty trick now im all wet
[MARGATEMAN] it was all Adam's idea points
[SOCK runs off]
[MAYBOY runs after it]
[Crashes are heard]
[ADZ] it's going upstairs into andy's room
[MAYBOY] nooo our masters bedroom
[MARGATEMAN] he he, he'll be happy!
[ADZ] lucky he's out shopping
[MAYBOY grabs a BASEBALL BAT]
[MAYBOY] if it comes out ill give it a bonk
[ADZ grabs FRYING PAN]
[MAYBOY] i cant see it anywhere
[MARGATEMAN grabs MAYBOY]
[ADZ grabs MARGATEMAN]
[MAYBOY] not now young sam
[MARGATEMAN] fine, lol
[MAYBOY] shhh guys musnt wake the master
[ADZ] he's not in his room yknow lol anyhoo
[ADZ looks around]
[MAYBOY] oh yeah its a dummy
[MAYBOY proves by banging DUMMY with BASEBALL BAT]
[ADZ] chill m8 now look what you've done to the Rockwart blow up doll!
[SOCK flies out of the room back downstairs]
[Everyone runs down]
[SOCK dashes outside]
[MAT_DIZZY walks up]
[ADZ] mat, quick catch that sock!
[MAT_DIZZY catches the SOCK]
[MAT_DIZZY wears SOCK]
[MAT_DIZZY] ewww, its wet what u been doin?
[ADZ] yeah it's been in the washing machine
[MARGATEMAN] we've been chasing socks
[MAYBOY] bit late now its on your foot
[ADZ] it's really ur colour
[ADZ] anyhoo mat, don't let that sock out of ur sight! it's a menace!
[MAT_DIZZY] wow vyvians sock
[Everyone walks back into the HOUSE]
[ADZ] lets see whats on tv
[ADZ] nath, channel changer plz
[MAYBOY passes remote control]
[MAYBOY] no rude channels guys
[ADZ] not even men n motors or any of the music channels?
[MAYBOY] yeah men n motors then
[ADZ] police, camera, actions on watches is that the M5?
[ADZ] i sorta recognize it watches again woah guys!
[ADZ] theres a sock running on the motorway on TV!
[MARGATEMAN] oh great
[ADZ] it's like the one mat has on his foot
[MARGATEMAN] Matt's socks are smelly
[MAT_DIZZY] how do u no?
[ADZ] oh i thought that was me
[MARGATEMAN] ... cos i can smell them from here!
[MAT_DIZZY] it's that bad?!
[MARGATEMAN] lol, yup
[ADZ] nath, u ok? u looked glued to the tv lol
[MAYBOY] im glued someone pull me off
[ADZ hits MAYBOY with FRYING PAN]
[ADZ] mat, wheres that white sock? and why is ur foot smoking like it's gonna blow up?
[MAT_DIZZY] uh oh
[MARGATEMAN runs to a CLOSET]
[The HOUSE rumbles from the explosion]
[ADZ] were all covered in ashes now lol,
[MARGATEMAN exits the CLOSET]
[ADZ] i think the sock has escaped mat's foot
[MAT_DIZZY] gonna roam free
[ADZ] bugger, what'll the others think now the house is seriously messy
[MAT_DIZZY] continues on ....and lead the lives of us all sir adolf sock
[MARGATEMAN] its gonna hunt us down!
[MARGATEMAN runs into CLOSET]
[MAT_DIZZY] "all hail zee adolf sock" puts hand up
[ADZ] damn u nazi!
[MAT_DIZZY] lol sorry anyway
[ADZ] better tidy up the house
[MARGATEMAN exits CLOSET and looks at MAT_DIZZY]
[ADZ gets cleaning tools]
[MAT_DIZZY] I've got the mop
[ADZ] no thats my head m8 mops in the kitchen, anyway we'll clean andy's room, man he'll go mental if
he finds out what nath did to his rockwart blow up doll
[ADZ heads upstairs]
[PTEAL enters the HOUSE]
[MAT_DIZZY] ah peter
[ADZ shouts for nath upstairs]
[MAYBOY runs up]
[PTEAL] hi, whats going on?
[MAT_DIZZY] right we're just doing some spring cleaning, lets just say the mess was caused by a sock
[MARGATEMAN] A runaway sock
[ADZ and MAYBOY run downstairs]
[ADZ] i think everythings is tidied up now
[MAYBOY] aw, i've just spilt stuff on the floor
[MAT_DIZZY] clear it up this instant nath
[MAYBOY] will do runs to his bedroom
[ADZ] actually could someone look at the washing machine?
[MARGATEMAN] or what's left of it
[PTEAL] all quiet here
[ADZ] yup lol
[ADZ looks around]
[PTEAL] you could even hear a pin drop
[MAT_DIZZY] lol echo!
[A crash noise is heard in MAYBOY's BEDROOM]
[MARGATEMAN] uh oh
[PTEAL] sounds like somethin else to clean up
[Everyone runs upstairs]
[ADZ] woah, a draw of socks have fallen to the floor
[MAYBOY] wasn't me
[MARGATEMAN] sure nath
[MAT_DIZZY] lol now what?
[Everyone decides to leave it all there and go back downstairs before DIZZY, GREEN_DAY_GAL &
NITRO got home]
Evening 14: - In the dark
[Everyone sitting in the living room, minding their own buisnesses]
[ADZ] whats that on tv?
[NITRO] The Simpsons
[ADZ] ah yeah, i like this episode
[MAYBOY] havent seen this one
[ADZ] it's funny believe me
[The LIGHTS suddenly go out]
[ADZ] damn power outage
[NITRO] we had no power here this morning actually haha
[MAYBOY] so we are all here in the dark anyone got a torch?
[ADZ] do y'know where the candles are?
[MAYBOY feels around]
[NITRO] ...so that might be what I'm sitting on?
[ADZ] whats it feel like?
[NITRO] ahh anal hahaha
[MAYBOY] long, hard...honestly its a candle
[MAYBOY] i can fill the wick lol
[NITRO] now, whos got the matches ?
[ADZ trips over on his way to the KITCHEN]
[MAYBOY places CANDLES everywhere]
[ADZ] got the matches it was a pink fluffy doll i tripped over
[NITRO] oh, wait, you dont have a sister
[MAYBOY] it wasnt mine
[NITRO] what might that mean....
[ADZ] some b'day present from grave i think lol
[NITRO] possibly lol, the dogs new chew toy, coincidentally
[ADZ] if we had one
[ADZ lights CANDLES]
[NITRO] lol ahhh much better
[MAYBOY] more than one candle? think its best if we all have one
[ADZ] ya........right thats us bored stupid now rock, paper, scissors?
[NITRO] oh, look, Nitro won
[MAYBOY] lol no no we have to find out why the lights went out must be a fuse box somewhere?
[NITRO] hmm, ill climb up on the roof
[ADZ] careful m8, roofs a death trap
[NITRO] ah, you can do it then haha j/k
[MAYBOY] mind the water droplets coming from the roof, might put the candle out
[ADZ] not if i stop it ....umm looks around
[MAYBOY] looks!? its dark mate we cant see anything!
[NITRO] hmm, ill go search for a flashlight
[MAYBOY] lol kk ill use the candle to see
[NITRO falls down BASEMENT STEPS]
[ADZ] oops i should've warned you, the steps are dodgey
[NITRO] ehhh (half-concious)
[ADZ] oh good, nath he's ok, put the bucket of hot water away now lol
[MAYBOY] lol kk
[NITRO] WOO found the cookie cupboard, dont mind if you dont hear from me for a while
[ADZ] hang on, cookie cupboard? i never knew we had that i was sure that was moved down there for a
[NITRO] heh.... did I say cookie cupboard? well, I seemed to have stumbled on a secret exit ill brb in
[NITRO goes through the PASSAGE]
[ADZ] m8? hmm, oh well , can you find the fuse box nath?
[MAYBOY] im feeling for it ill check this wall
[ADZ] wasn't it by the front door?
[MAYBOY] kk ill go check it out
[ADZ tries not to giggle]
[MAYBOY] damn! need a key for it
[ADZ goes into DYLANSBIRD's BEDROOM to find a KEY and trips on the way up]
[ADZ] (talks to himself) Even though you're busy with ur acting career, you sure leave stuff here for
[ADZ returns with KEY]
[ADZ] got it m8
[MAYBOY] kk give it here
[ADZ stands back as MAYBOY uses the KEY]
[MAYBOY] yeah stand bck
[MAYBOY uses KEY]
[MAYBOY] its ok, the box is open i can see the fuse is gone, need some fuse wire
[ADZ] no matter, we've got spare ...it's in NITRO's room though he's locks his room
[MAYBOY] i would try something else but i dont want to blow myself up thats too risky lol, saying that
some would love it
[ADZ] .......we have to follow nitro into that passage and find him, we need the key
[MAYBOY] kk bring the candle
[ADZ runs down and goes into the SECRET PASSAGE]
[ADZ looks around]
[ADZ] ah there he is nath
[MAYBOY] we have just gone up your passage mate lol
[ADZ] what is this place?
[NITRO] well, I'm running ahead haha, not a clue, its your basement isnt it?
[ADZ] not this part, looks like a hidden place
[NITRO] hmm, interesting
[MAYBOY] smells funny
[ADZ] anyhoo we need to get the fuse wire from ur bedroom but it's locked
[NITRO] heres the key
[ADZ] brill, lets.....
[A demondish laugh is heard]
[ADZ legs it out the passage]
[NITRO] bah, wow, I think I just ran face first into a wall
[MAYBOY] aw dude
[NITRO] im good, except for this broken nose
[NITRO] well, moving on, lets find our way around this place, I don't have my candle anymore
[MAYBOY] we will have to feel our way out
[NITRO] well, it feels like solid ground beneath me, so i'm thinking this is a very old cellar it seems to be
leading up, possibly an exit up ahead
[ADZ runs up]
[NITRO] i think your going to have to crawl now, its a smaller entrance, where I hit my nose
[MAYBOY gets on hands and knees]
[NITRO] haha, easy there
[The boys crawl through the narrow TUNNEL]
[NITRO] well, its getting a bit brighter up ahead
[NITRO] and the ground seems to be sinking in a bit more
[MAYBOY follows light]
[NITRO] watch yourself guys
[ADZ] this looks like the basement, just a little more
[NITRO] hmm, I see the outdoors up ahead, although, its looking snowy there doesnt seem to be
enough room to turn back either..
[The boys heads out the end of the TUNNEL and end up OUTSIDE]
[NITRO] hmm, watch your self, I believe we're on a lake
[MAYBOY hears cracks]
[NITRO] we need to find a packed down ski-doo trail or something
[ADZ] hmm, this must be everyone's p*ss patch but frozen
[NITRO] nah, this gotta be alot of p*ss haha
[MAYBOY] lol nice
[NITRO] perhaps.. in that case, lets get the hell out of here! haha
[ADZ carefully leaves the LAKE]
[NITRO] alright, now on the shore where should we go?
[ADZ looks around]
[NITRO] oh sh*t, we left nath out there do you know standard ice safety?
[ADZ runs back and grabs MAYBOY]
[MAYBOY] yeah what about me!
[NITRO] good thing
[MAYBOY] kk thanks
[NITRO] now, nath is here, he might know where to go
[ADZ] this is our backyard innit?
[NITRO] perhaps .. looks a bit.. familiar
[ADZ] yeah, i can see amanda and andy talking
[MAYBOY] talking about us..how dare they
[NITRO] its most likely positive
[DIZZY & GREEN_DAY GAL look at the boys oddly]
[The boys walk back to the HOUSE]
[NITRO grabs nestea]
[ADZ] any chance you could run up to ur room and get the fuse wire? y'know it's off limits to us
[NITRO] alright, ill fix it here y'all go, think fast haha
[ADZ] k nath
[ADZ walks and falls back on CUDDLY TOY]
[NITRO] sh*t, not that toy again
[MAYBOY] that damn thing
[MAYBOY moves it]
[ADZ] dont mind me i'll just lie here till the lights come on
[MAYBOY] kk ill fix the wire
[NITRO] ok then me and nath will go play on your xbox till then
[NITRO] oh look, there is andy, outside the house, whats he doing now?
[ADZ] isn't that the badger dance?
[NITRO] indeed, lets avert our eyes haha
[ADZ] careful nath
[MAYBOY] right here goes
[MAYBOY starts connecting]
[The lights flicker, then come on]
[ADZ] GAH IT BURNS!
[MAYBOY] what does lol
[ADZ] were we in the dark for that long lol
[MAYBOY] u havent sat on a lit candle then?
[ADZ] nope checks
[NITRO] ahh the light well, lets go play xbox
[ADZ] so whats the game tonight? need for speed most wanted?
[MAYBOY] doom 3 is awesome
[As MAYBOY and NITRO argue on what game to play, ADZ goes off to bed]
Evening 15: - Average Sunday or no?
[MARGATEMAN] is someone here? lol
[MAT_DIZZY] im matthew... twin... thinks (yeah that should work ) muah ha
[MARGATEMAN] ah, hello... matthew twin!
[MARGATEMAN] are you just like matt in everyway by any chance?
[MAT_DIZZY] yes, and even annoyinger
[MARGATEMAN] thats not possible!.... is it? j/k
[MAT_DIZZY] har har
[MARGATEMAN] i have a feeling Adz is around
[ADZ] am I?
[MARGATEMAN] ha, im always right
[MAT_DIZZY] little rascal not talking to us sure sam
[MARGATEMAN] of course i am!!!
[ADZ] you're bck from football early sam
[MARGATEMAN] i am? i got back at about 1...
[ADZ] oh ok, it's only me and mat at home atm, i'll see what he's up to now
[MARGATEMAN] yeah, what is he up to?
[MARGATEMAN] yeah, lol
[ADZ] well you're only mat in the house m8
[MARGATEMAN] oh no...he's Matthew, Mat's evil twin
[MARGATEMAN] ... as all twins are evil... actually... maybe mat is the evil one...
[ADZ] i've heard worse lol
[ADZ sits on SOFA with MARGATEMAN and MAT_DIZZY]
[ADZ] im bored now
[MARGATEMAN] you too? lets um...i spy!
[MARGATEMAN] i spy with my little eye... something begining with....D
[MARGATEMAN] lol, no
[MARGATEMAN] lol, congratulations ok, lol, not eye spy then
[ADZ] um....wet willy?
[MAT_DIZZY and MARGATEMAN looks at ADZ oddly]
[ADZ] ok ok, um, whats on TV?
[ADZ] anything other than porn? im not in a dirty mood lol
[MARGATEMAN] no... this is tv...all they show is porn, except channel 5 that shows hardcore porn
[MAT_DIZZY] lol, nah
[ADZ] lol oooook
[ADZ goes to PC]
[MARGATEMAN] sorry, everything on the internet is porn too
[ADZ] not if you know ur websites , anyway im making my game opens games factory
[MARGATEMAN] oooo, looks good
[MAT_DIZZY] cool bbl later guys, be back in about 15 mins
[ADZ] this game is more about us, they're monsters about and we have to kill em and unlock rooms,
[ADZ] got any ideas for this anyway?
[MARGATEMAN] um... nope, lol
[ADZ] what about music?
[MARGATEMAN] R.E.M, imitation of life
[ADZ] ok, looks in music folder....... woah thats a lot of tunes
[MARGATEMAN] i expect so,
[ADZ] most of it's naths i see lol, all queen and darkness stuff
[MARGATEMAN] i like the darkness! lol
[ADZ] Prodigy and the Beatles would be Mat's, Six Feet Under and Cradle Of Filth would be Nitro's,
t.A.T.u and Gigi D'Agostino would be mine and Shakira and Nik Kershaw would be Andy's
[MARGATEMAN] lol, guess mine
[ADZ] ah, here we go, R.E.M and various Footy anthems lol
[MARGATEMAN] nope, R.E.M. and U2
[ADZ] well i was half right
[MARGATEMAN] ah, true
[ADZ] so where did the footy anthems come from?
[MARGATEMAN] um... the ghost of Bobby Moore?
[ADZ] hmm, u dont think?.......
[MARGATEMAN] yeah, he lives in the basement
[ADZ] Nitro never said anything about that when he last went down there......well i guess it was dark then
[MARGATEMAN] .. would nitro know who bobby moore is?
[ADZ] no idea, i dunno who he is
[MARGATEMAN] The England captain of 1966 (when we last won the world cup)
[ADZ] ah ha
[MARGATEMAN] he also played for WHUFC
[ADZ adds random tunes to the games]
[ADZ] we should go into remixing
[MARGATEMAN] yeah, we should, gimme some decks! lol
[ADZ] they're in the attic, i dont have the key
[MARGATEMAN] and i don't need a key gets out crowbar
[MAT_DIZZY reappears with MAYBOY]
[MARGATEMAN] wb people
[ADZ] watch it with that crowbar m8
[MAYBOY] hang on hang on im sucking on something
[MARGATEMAN] .. ouch! stop sucking on my thumb! ...and biting it...
[MAT_DIZZY] ahh thats what that noise is
[MAYBOY] no no your not even warm well this is
[MAYBOY] nah its a drumstick lolly
[MARGATEMAN] lol, good
[ADZ] well c'mon sam, get to the attic, we have decks to get out
[MAYBOY] yes young sam chop chop
[MARGATEMAN] o yes runs off to attic mmm... now... how do i open the door without breaking it...mmm...
[MAYBOY] use the door knob
[MARGATEMAN] oh well puts crowbar through middle of the door
[ADZ] head bang it
[MARGATEMAN] no, its ok now, i broke it
[MARGATEMAN smashes door up a lil bit more for fun]
[MARGATEMAN] im not a vandal! i just enjoy senseless violence
[ADZ] oh gdgd
[MAYBOY] i noticed
[MARGATEMAN] ah, no more door
[Everyone goes up the attic]
[MARGATEMAN] hey... this attic is empty!
[MAYBOY] just dust
[ADZ] hang on, i see something
[MARGATEMAN] its...Naths shadow! aaaaaaah!!!!!
[ADZ looks at MAYBOY]
[MARGATEMAN] Naths shadow stole all our crap from the attic! now i can't throw it at homeless people
[ADZ] no he hasn't m8 stop overacting
[ADZ looks around]
[ADZ] ah there they are
[MARGATEMAN] ah... of course...i should have looked behind me...
[MAYBOY] hehe even my shadow affects ppl
[15 mins later they get the decks down when NITRO walks in]
[MARGATEMAN] right, im gonna walk the dog! lol tty people in a bit
[MAYBOY] kk young sam
[NITRO] heh, SWEEEET
[ADZ looks for RECORDS]
[MAYBOY] something funky for me please
[NITRO] try to avoid New Wave
[ADZ] alrite, no new wave, hmmmm
[NITRO] although, I may settle for Depeche Mode, 80s is some sweet music
[ADZ] ah, what do we have here.......beatles?
[NITRO] PAAAAAASS lol
[ADZ] kk looks again
[MAYBOY] at the back somewhere maybe
[NITRO] ah yes, save the best for last
[NITRO] hey, dont interrupt, we are looking for a record!
[ADZ] mat, what sort of records do u think is best?
[NITRO] we already tossed the beatles
[ADZ] sorry m8 lol
[NITRO] unless it has eleanor rigby, but, we are looking for some 80s tunage
[ADZ] video killed the radiostar
[MAYBOY] lol classic
[NITRO] oh.. alright thats sweet stuff
[NITRO] yeah, I need to get ahold of that haha, one sec
[MAT_DIZZY] i was looking at something
[MAYBOY] can i put the needle on the record
[MAT_DIZZY] of course
[ADZ] we still need to find another record yet lol
[MAT_DIZZY] u like chumbawamba?
[MAT_DIZZY] excellant band
[NITRO] the name turned me off
[ADZ] what goes well with video killed the radiostar?
[MAYBOY] yeah i know but i wanna put it on when we are ready
[NITRO] The Faint
[MAT_DIZZY] they threw water over john prescott
[MAYBOY] lets have them then
[NITRO] question: Who is John Prescott?
[MAT_DIZZY] they did # i get knocked down, then i get up again
[MAYBOY] John Presscott was a deputy prime minister
[NITRO] oooh, ok, point one haha
[MAYBOY] blair's right hand man...literally
[ADZ] Blair? right hand? lmao
[NITRO] haha, stephen harper only eats chickens right wings hahah
[MAYBOY] hehe i wanna find that guy who chucked an egg at john prescott
[MAT_DIZZY] very famouse in the late 90's, their song called "tubthumping"
[MAYBOY] "p*ssing the night away"
[ADZ] u would m8 lol
[MAT_DIZZY] its part of the lyrics
[NITRO] its british band
[NITRO] oh, did you guys hear of Bloc Party?
[MAYBOY] i have
[NITRO] how do you like them?
[ADZ] rings a bell
[MAYBOY] was that one of their songs? kidding
[NITRO] nah haha
[ADZ] so whats our final answer for record 2?
[MAYBOY] yes we need a number 2
[NITRO] Bloc Party vs The Faint vs KMFDM, one of those 3
[ADZ] very well......actually, we can mix more than 2 songs here
[MAYBOY] anyone gd on decks? lol
[NITRO] alrighty haha, Nath said KMFDM is cool haha
[MAYBOY] i like them actually
[ADZ] alright KMFDM it is
[MAYBOY] he sent me a song i thought was very gd
[MAYBOY] kk then we are sorted
[ADZ] right, lets see what we can do
[MAYBOY grabs needle]
[MAYBOY places it on RECORD]
[ADZ] speed it up a bit
[MAYBOY] someone do the other
[MAT_DIZZY] plays at... umm 78rpm
[NITRO] lol deeal! haha
[MAT_DIZZY] like a gramaphone
[MAYBOY] the chipmunk speed
[MAT_DIZZY] indeed tis funny
[ADZ walks to the FRIDGE and jumps when the RECORDS plays full blast]
[MAT_DIZZY] sorry cnt turn it dwn
[MAYBOY] u wus
[NITRO] heh, headbangs
[MAT_DIZZY] anyone got a sock to put in the horn?
[MAYBOY] sock! not now young matt.......oh i see
[NITRO] nah man, im bare foot, such a nice day
[MAT_DIZZY] for u maybe, here is sh*t, and we got no ch or hw
[MAT_DIZZY] boiler is being replaced tomoz, central heating and hot water
[NITRO] what did I miss?
[MAYBOY] just matt moaning about his boiler
[NITRO] its not a nice day here actually, its -26
[ADZ] of course
[NITRO] looks out nah man I so want grass haha....football
[MAYBOY] hehe indeed
[MAYBOY] i like my ball games
[NITRO] me too
[ADZ] no nath, not them sort of balls
[MAYBOY] lol well those games are gd too of course cough anyway..moving on, play the records again
[NITRO] hey, nath, lets go play some xbox! we used an xbox last time
[MAYBOY] great idea, any games though? lol
[NITRO] yes, the records wil be a great soundtrack
[ADZ] might aswell, we're getting nowhere on this
[NITRO] ah yeah, halo perhaps
[MAYBOY] i wanna try halo 2, looks awesome
[NITRO] yeah, more vehicles, those delta tanks are a tun of fun haha....no wait.. tanks
[ADZ] lol, set the xbox up then, i'll watch
[NITRO] no 4th controller?
[MAYBOY] take it in turns
[NITRO] ah, perhaps you guys should steal someone elses xbox, and we network haha
[ADZ runs next door to steal network cable]
[crashes are heard]
[NITRO] waffles are stolen
[NITRO] aaah, you don't happen to butter-flavoured table syrup by chance?
[ADZ walks in]
[ADZ] i got it, i got it!
[ADZ] here ya go
[NITRO] alright, lets get this game going
[NITRO] oh, it looks like checks watch lunch time!!!! brb guys
[NITRO dashes out]
SCROLL DOWN FOR PART 2 v
[MARGATEMAN returns knackered]
[MAYBOY] i wanna stick it up there
[ADZ] go for it, hi sam, enjoy ur walk?
[MAYBOY] dog didnt hump your leg too much?
[MARGATEMAN] no, lol
[MARGATEMAN] yes, twas a good walk Adz, bit cold
[ADZ] we were gonna use the decks just to play whilst nath plays halo lol, Nitro just left to his lunch
[MAYBOY] ive got a halo, u really do adore me .......sorry
[ADZ] uh huh
[MAYBOY] bit of texas, or homebase i cant remember
[MAYBOY] anyway ill get bck to playing with this thing
[ADZ] i'm watching btw lol
[MARGATEMAN] anyone else find Bobby Moore's ghost?
[MAYBOY] lol i found george best's
[ADZ] nope, haven't looked in the basement
[MAYBOY] still p*ssed even in death
[MARGATEMAN] wow does he have a new liver yet?
[MAYBOY] so a real spirit he doesnt need a liver in death
[MAYBOY pats MAT_DIZZY]
[ADZ] ghost talk mat , lol
[ADZ] communicating with the dead lol
[MAYBOY] can u feel my aura or however u spell it lol
[MARGATEMAN] nope, lol
[MAYBOY] dont i look fabulous?
[ADZ] quite skinny
[MAYBOY] legs ache though from bending over all the time
[ADZ] i bet lol
[MAYBOY] Sam if i looked at u like this stares oddly what would u say to me?
[MARGATEMAN] p*ss off!
[ADZ] i thinks it's my turn on the xbox
[MARGATEMAN] no, its my turn, i need to beet Nath at Halo
[MAYBOY] yeah im sorry i have been hogging it
[ADZ] he hasnt even played it yet lol
[MARGATEMAN] what? w***er
[ADZ] he's been plugging in the network cable
[MAYBOY] yeah but i wanna play with sam at halo
[MAYBOY] dont keep shouting the games name out
[MARGATEMAN] Project Gotham Racing!
[MAYBOY] grab the controller and start playing
[MARGATEMAN] FIFA 2006!
[MAYBOY] u like ball games young sam
[MARGATEMAN] indeed, specially if it involves mine!
[MAYBOY] something your not telling us
[ADZ] and he's has the balls to say that
[MARGATEMAN] no, of course not
[MAYBOY] u wanna play halo with me or not
[MARGATEMAN] yes, go on then
[MAYBOY] my times money kk do your worst u going to watch Adz?
[MARGATEMAN] lol, yes! time to kick naths arse I'll push the kick nath's arse button
[MAYBOY] nooo u shoot in this game
[ADZ] im watching
[MAT_DIZZY] me too
[ADZ] btw. behave or no one plays! lol
[MAYBOY] oh ok I'll let go of sams throat
[MARGATEMAN] damn, I'll continue pressing the shoot nath's arse button
[ADZ] tsk tsk
[MAYBOY hides behind bush]
[MAYBOY] oooh tony blair is here aswell
[MARGATEMAN] really? is he up Bushes arse still?
[MAYBOY] anyway, I'll run over the hill ..... haha im safe
[MARGATEMAN] no your not
[MARGATEMAN gets out a nuke]
[MAYBOY jumps in a deep water hole]
[ADZ] i dunno, what'll we do with them mat? lol
[MAT_DIZZY] put them to sleep
[MARGATEMAN gets out water poisoning stuff]
[MAYBOY] need air
[MARGATEMAN pours it in with MAYBOY]
[MAYBOY takes some in mouth and spits it at MARGATEMAN]
[MARGATEMAN] aaaah! it burns!!!!
[MAYBOY] serves u right
[MARGATEMAN collapses dramaticly]
[MAYBOY] awwwww young sam
[MAYBOY walks over]
[MAYBOY] the kiss of life might save him
[MARGATEMAN sticks his tongue out pretending to be dead]
[ADZ] game over lol
[MAYBOY] nothings working
[MAYBOY cries for MARGATEMAN]
[ADZ] interesting nath it's only a game lol
[MARGATEMAN] indeed, im still alive here dances
[ADZ] and sam, stop being a drama queen
[MAYBOY] but games are soo real nowadays but the outfit suits him
[ADZ] what the dress?
[MAYBOY] yes u drama queen u
[MAYBOY] the dress would fit us all
[MAYBOY runs around in circles]
[MAYBOY] i enjoyed that
[MARGATEMAN] did you?
[ADZ] u would
[MAT_DIZZY] me has an idea
[ADZ] this idea could kill us all!!!
[MAYBOY] i do
[MARGATEMAN] is it a good one?
[MAYBOY] this gd one could kill us all!!! sorry
[ADZ runs around in circles]
[MAYBOY] kk thats enough making me Dizzy keep running around haha Dizzy
[ADZ] I heard basil brush tell worse jokes than that
[MAYBOY] im off in a min folks......yolkfolk's
[ADZ] no kidding holds nose i say you're way past ur 'sell by' date
[MAYBOY] i know
[MARGATEMAN] ha ha
[MAYBOY] means im going cheap though, any offers
[MARGATEMAN] i'll give you 2 pence
[MAYBOY] sold ill be round your house in the morning
[MAT_DIZZY] do the honures nath? say it!
[MARGATEMAN] i think he's gone, lol
[MAT_DIZZY] prob too excited and on his way to ur house
[MARGATEMAN] oh no!!!
[MAYBOY] say what?
[MAT_DIZZY] meant to say hehe
[MAYBOY] oooh i see......with your eyes young matt
[MAYBOY] they are for seeing anyway im off
[MAT_DIZZY] u going to sams house?
[MAYBOY] indeed Sam im coming
[ADZ] don't miss the bus m8
[MAT_DIZZY] u really goin mate?
[MAYBOY] nah im running put something nice on young sam
[MAYBOY] none of that football shirt cobblers suit and tie
[MARGATEMAN puts on DAVID THOMAS like CLOTHES]
[MAYBOY] gdgd see u in 40mins
[MAT_DIZZY] yep indeed have fun
[ADZ] yeah m8
[MARGATEMAN] eeek... you will?
[MAYBOY] anyway, gotta run
[MARGATEMAN] and then there were 3
[ADZ] what would ur parents say?
[MARGATEMAN]... to Nath turning up?
[MARGATEMAN] they'd probs spray mace at him...or i would
[ADZ plays TAITO LEGENDS on XBOX]
[ADZ] wanna play?
[MARGATEMAN] bbl hungry
[MAT_DIZZY] ok m8
[MARGATEMAN runs to TAKEAWAY MACHINE]
[ADZ] ive already had my takeaway
[MAT_DIZZY] lucky u
[ADZ] i think bubble bobble this time lol
[MAT_DIZZY] or rainbow islands
[ADZ] ummm kk, rock paper scissors, with rainbow islands or bubble bobble
[ADZ] 3, 2, 1.......
[ADZ] ha! paper wraps stone, bubble bobble it is
[ADZ] I'll leave you to it a sec runs to bathroom
[ADZ] wb, dont mind us, mats playing rainbow islands lol
[MARGATEMAN] i love that game
[ADZ] no fighting m8, we share things remember
[MARGATEMAN] I KNOW
[ADZ] gdgd, winning mat?
[MAT_DIZZY ignores ADZ]
[ADZ] he's too in the game lol
[MARGATEMAN] yeah, lol
[ADZ] well now what? lol
[MARGATEMAN] um... not sure
[NITRO walks in]
[ADZ] lol, sam u seen this? mat's fallen asleep on the controller
[NITRO] damn, are we playin xbox?
[MARGATEMAN] lol, has he really?
[ADZ] well yeah mat's was playing rainbow islands but appears to have fallen asleep
[MARGATEMAN] heh, the games not that crap
[ADZ] feel free to push him to one side on play halo against sam
[NITRO] yes, lets play halo haha
[MARGATEMAN] good idea
[MARGATEMAN shoves MATT_DIZZY off the SOFA]
[NITRO] I'm going inverted haha
[MARGATEMAN] im not... inverted is blood confusing
[ADZ] i still remember when nath killed sam and started overacting lol
[MARGATEMAN] lol, him or me?
[ADZ] nath tried to give u the cough didnt he?
[NITRO] lol, now onto the xbox, I think I'll be going on a mass murder rampage
[ADZ] games loaded
[ADZ watches, so does MAT_DIZZY after rubbing his eyes]
[MARGATEMAN] yes, genuine Stolex watches!
[NITRO] haha matt is here
[MARGATEMAN] fresh from the streets of singapore
[MAT_DIZZY] haha indeed Nitro
[ADZ] singapore, been there done that
[ADZ] yeah, theres a night time zoo there
[NITRO] yeah, my cousin lived in singapore, supposed to be a very clean place
[ADZ] shame about the smell in some areas lol
[MARGATEMAN] lol a night zoo eh? sounds interesting
[ADZ] yup, bats swoop down on you
[NITRO] heh, theres this museum in toronto, it was on for 24 hours straight, its cheapest in middle of the
night and no little kids
[MARGATEMAN] lol, why would you go in a museum late at night?
[NITRO] why not? actually, why go to a museum at all?
[MARGATEMAN] also true! lol
[ADZ] unless theres a car museum lol
[NITRO] It was this in-depth exhibit some world wide thing about the human body .. remember the movie
House Of Wax .. these people willingly had their corpes plasterized.. its a bit like that
[MARGATEMAN] ah, not nice!
[MARGATEMAN] but it was a pretty good film
[NITRO] lol, it was a cool exhibie like, as museum exhibits go..
[MARGATEMAN] yeah, i can't remember the last time i went to museum
[ADZ] same here
[MAT_DIZZY] me neither
[NITRO] anyway, on with halo
[As MARGATEMAN and NITRO play HALO together, ADZ and MAT_DIZZY head to their ROOMS]
Evening 16: - On an island for no reason
[DAVID ATTENBOUROGH] and now deep within the woods we see some Dizzy fans having a charming
[MARGATEMAN] ... nath... put on some more clothes than just that leaf!
[MAYBOY] oooh lifts leaf
[MAYBOY dresses himself up with leaves]
[MAYBOY] omg young sam theres a snake behind u
[MARGATEMAN jumps up and kicks SNAKE then goes up his leg]
[MAYBOY] its looking for a nest hole
[MARGATEMAN grabs SNAKE and throws SNAKE at MAYBOY]
[MAYBOY juggles SNAKE then treads on the head]
[MAYBOY] ahh safe now that was a close one nearly ended up in your joy department young sam
[MARGATEMAN] indeed thinks again ... oi!
[MAYBOY] still it survives another day ...for now
[MARGATEMAN] anyway! looks ahead o god! It's an evil Nath eating utilitarian!
[MAYBOY] lol well u dont see one of those everyday
[MARGATEMAN] nope, still lets run the other way!!!
[MAYBOY] quick heres a cave
[Runs into CAVE]
[MAYBOY] very dark in here
[MAYBOY feels around for a torch]
[MARGATEMAN] oi, get off!!
[MAYBOY feels arund again]
[MAYBOY] oooh this feels like a torch......
[MARGATEMAN] nath.......please......get off! it's not what u think!
[MAYBOY] oops oh well 3rd time lucky
[MARGATEMAN] ahhh got something takes it from wall
[MAYBOY] well follow me, we need something to light it
[MAYBOY finds a STONE, rubs it against the wall, lights TORCH with STONES]
[MAYBOY] now then
[MARGATEMAN] wow, Nath... whats that on your head?
[MAYBOY] lets not be saucy now this is serious
[MAYBOY feels cold]
[MARGATEMAN] no! there is something on your head!! ... it looks like...
[MAYBOY] what is it ahhhhh
[MAYBOY waves TORCH around himself]
[MAYBOY] hey look, theres a crack in the wall
[MARGATEMAN] lol, good!
[MAYBOY pulls stones apart]
[MARGATEMAN] wow a light
[MAYBOY] it is light!
[MARGATEMAN] it's a shiny demon! in the middle of the road!
[MAYBOY] ooh he looks evil
[MARGATEMAN] ... yes...
[MAYBOY] protect me young sam
[MARGATEMAN] i'll use.... my laser eye power! ......oh wait... i don't have that power
[MAYBOY] well we need to think of something
[MARGATEMAN] i know! .....we'll sing!
[MAYBOY] high.....might crack him up
[MARGATEMAN] my ear-piercing out of tuneness will scare it way!
[MAYBOY] oooh go for it
[MARGATEMAN] ok... i need summin that sounds like the guy singing it is being castrated! ... The
Darkness! ahem # "I'm on a way one ticket to hellllll and BACK!"
[MAYBOY] lets hope the demons going to hell but not back
[MARGATEMAN] i agree ... did it work?
[MAYBOY] it did
[MAYBOY] blew his eyes out
[MARGATEMAN picks up EYES]
[MARGATEMAN] if i've learnt anything from playing Dizzy games... we'll need these, as you tend to need
all the objects you can pick up
[MAYBOY] kk pocket them young sam
[MARGATEMAN puts them in his pocket]
[MARGATEMAN] so then, now what?
[MAYBOY] right then lets get out of this cave, and walk to where the demon was might find something of
[The ground starts to shake]
[MARGATEMAN] eeek! it's a volcano!
[MAYBOY sees LAVA flowing towards them]
[They run out of the cave just in time]
[MARGATEMAN] nearly trips with his last breath i curse Nath!
[MAYBOY runs off]
[MARGATEMAN] why u!
[ADZ walks up]
[ADZ] what the hell?
[MAYBOY runs back towards ADZ]
[MARGATEMAN] and Nath now has burnt pu*** hair
[ADZ] hahaha, gawd nath, put some clothes on plz
[MARGATEMAN hands MAYBOY a MUU-MUU]
[ADZ] well, it cough suits you lol
[MARGATEMAN] lol, indeed it does, a muu-muu is the fat man clothes Homer wore in that episode where
he became really fat
[MAYBOY picks up a nearby wireless KEYBOARD]
[ADZ] ah ha, and you trust him to press any key on his board?
[MARGATEMAN] er no...nath! don't press anything!
[MAYBOY] lol sorry ppl ive been busy
[MARGATEMAN] that's what you always say! # dugong, dugong, dugong, it's the cow of the sea!
[ADZ] is that why they call it a moo moo?
[MARGATEMAN] possibly, lol
[ADZ] as long as he doesn't press the crash button that'll erupt the volcano again
[MARGATEMAN] noooo! that would be bad
[ADZ looks at MAYBOY on the KEYBOARD, he is tempted to press all the buttons]
[ADZ] NO NATH!!!!!!!!!!!
[MARGATEMAN] it's the end of the world as we know it! and i feel fine...
[ADZ snacthes keyboard before the 'CRASH' button is pressed]
[MARGATEMAN]... phew, oh no! didnt he press the self destruct button!
[MARGATEMAN] stupid Nath!
[MAYBOY] get ready to go out
[ADZ] hang on, isn't that button duff anyway?
[MARGATEMAN] ... o yeah! i put it there instead of 'Q' so he pressed q!
[MARGATEMAN] well, q is a boring letter, and no one ever uses it anyway you try and see how many
times it is used!
[ADZ] lol quitter
[MARGATEMAN] b*****d! lol
[MAT_DIZZY walks up swearing at his LAPTOP]
[MARGATEMAN] Matt is here!
[MAT_DIZZY] lol not for long, laptop buggered
[MARGATEMAN] what is up with it?
[MAT_DIZZY] keeps over heating getting reparied tomoz
[MARGATEMAN] ah, you need a new fan! i can do it!
[ADZ] thats laptops for u lol
[MARGATEMAN] excuse me, my laptop is good!
[MAT_DIZZY] lol, how much ram?
[MARGATEMAN] 512MB......ok... its not particularly powerfull but good
[ADZ] depends how big the sheep is ram......get it
[MARGATEMAN] ... yes.. but i ignored it!
[MAT_DIZZY] omg mines 512 too
[MARGATEMAN] what processor?
[MAT_DIZZY] intel pentium
[MARGATEMAN] pft, i wanted to use numerals
[MAT_DIZZY] it says intel pentium (R)
[MARGATEMAN] that means Registered Trade mark!
[MAT_DIZZY] oh yeah
[MARGATEMAN] mines a Celeron... so it would be called a Centrino
[MAT_DIZZY] i just cant help it anyway gtg nw guys
[ADZ] lol, ok
[MARGATEMAN] kk sure you will
[MAYBOY] whats been happening
[ADZ] good luck with the old fan
[MAT_DIZZY] im going now old nath
[MARGATEMAN] he is old, and hairy...
[MAYBOY] no im smooth and young
[MARGATEMAN] well, thats the end of him
[ADZ] wheres that keyboard u had?
[MAYBOY] no idea anyway, im gonna find some clothes, see ya guys later
[ADZ] kk, will speak soon
[MARGATEMAN] kk m8 take care, then it'll just be me and Adz ... and Adz keeps touching me...
[ADZ] oh it's u is it?
[MARGATEMAN] yes... im not the keyboard!
[MAYBOY] touching u?
[ADZ] thought it felt rough
[MAYBOY] did it now anyway bye
[MAYBOY runs off]
[MARGATEMAN] aaah, so it's just the two of us now adz! whats new with you then?
[ADZ] nowt atm really
[MARGATEMAN takes out DEMONS EYES]
[ADZ] what u got theres
[MARGATEMAN] i might give that to my g/f
[DAVID ATTENBOUROGH] and so we leave our Dizzy fans whilst they wait for sun to fall, g'night
Evening 17: - Another lads evening
[MARGATEMAN] ... wheres Nath?
[ADZ looks around]
[ADZ] i smell cheese
[ASH] Organize a search party, quick!!!
[ADZ] i think i no where he is
[MARGATEMAN] right, i'll go search in the pizza place
[ADZ] to the kitchen!
[MARGATEMAN] to the bat cave!
[ADZ] we have a bat cave? blimey
[MARGATEMAN] ...yeah, behind the Spider Den
[ASH] Let's split - you take the kitchen, you take the pizza place and I haven't visited my sweet erm...
partner Robin in while - TO THE BAT CAVE!
[MARGATEMAN] ok, while im there i might have a pizza
[ADZ runs to the KITCHEN]
[MARGATEMAN] ... no... Nath's not under the peperoni...
[MARGATEMAN] ... maybe he's under this slice...
[ADZ looks around the KITCHEN then hears a sudden grumbly noise]
[ADZ] hmm, he's not in the fridge guys, any luck over there?
[MARGATEMAN] yeah, pizza was nice
[MAT_DIZZY] with cheese
[ASH] We'll I'm in my batmobile and can't see him anywhere... Wait, maybe he'll appear if i'll press this
red button *presses*
[MAT_DIZZY] nothing maybe if i press this green button? green is normally good
[MARGATEMAN] ... i think he's still experimenting...
[ADZ] steady m8 lol
[ASH] HOLY CANOLY, MATT-MAN!
[MAT_DIZZY] # if theres a bustle in your hedgerow
[MARGATEMAN] is matt-man?
[MAT_DIZZY] im a super hero
[ASH] Erm... Cannoli... Shame on me - I work in an italian store and don't know how to spell it...
[ADZ] try blue, my fave colour
[MARGATEMAN] pft.... that is awful yes, blue is good, blue and claret... both good colours
[ASH] # I'm blue da-boo-dee-da-boo-die...
[ADZ] is it pressed?
[ASH] Let's do the count down. 5!
[MAT_DIZZY] 4 3 2 1........happy new year
[MAYBOY pops up from nowhere]
[MAYBOY] omg it worked anyway
[ADZ] happy new year?? gawd i need to keep up
[MAYBOY] yeah i cant keep up now, too fast ppl slow it dwn
[ADZ] this slow enough
[MAYBOY] i want matt to say on the radio "a shout out to young sam he cant keep it up" kidding
[MARGATEMAN] you what?
[MAYBOY] i have a boil on my bum now i just looked well a little zit thing
[ASH] I'm speechless - that doesn't happen too often... Probably still shocked that the blue button worked!
[ADZ] right now that we've found nath what do we do now?
[MAYBOY] oops we have someone else here , ill behave
[ASH] AND DANCE!
[ADZ] i'll just dance
[MAYBOY] cant sing and dance, the dancing makes u too out of breath for the singing
[ASH] And I'll sing something... Like this:
[ADZ] can u do that banana dance?
[MAYBOY] what does that look like, and dont say a banana lol
[ADZ] yellow........ fruit :P
[ASH] banana dance? Is is like a dancing banana? oh, I can, i can, i can!
[MARGATEMAN] banana phone!
[MAYBOY] ring ring ring ring ring lol
[ASH] I can do that!
[MAYBOY] great song
[ASH] And I can do this:
[ASH shows a site on his laptop]
[MAYBOY] that michael jackson
[ASH] You know I'm bad!
[MAYBOY] are u now
[MAT_DIZZY] brb guys
[ADZ] lol, how long ago did u take that?
[ASH] Erm... maybe 4-5 months...
[MAYBOY] that video was that the first take or did u have to do it several times till u were happy etc
[ASH] Well... It's a one-take deal... I can also moonwalk btw...
[ADZ] ah yeah
[ASH] I do several takes for something like this:
[MAYBOY] as long as theres no zits on the moon like there is on mine sorry lol
[MARGATEMAN] ... yes...
[MAYBOY] wow 10MB this one :o
[ASH] Yep... It's also is quite lenghy!
[MARGATEMAN] 4:00 mins
[MAYBOY] i see
[MAYBOY] going to take a while to open this one
[ASH] Well while you enjoy the fruits of my creativity (yeah, right!) I have to bring the garbage container
home... See ya in a few!
[MAYBOY] kk happy garbage containing
[ADZ] okies m8
[MARGATEMAN] lol, ok, have fun!
[ADZ] dont give the cheese to nath if there is some
[MAYBOY] fruits eh, i remember young sams lemons
[MARGATEMAN] ... you what?
[ADZ] u fruit tella! lol
[MAYBOY] going to take a while to open this moon..err i mean the file
[MAYBOY] im at 5.8MB at the mo, anyone beating me
[MARGATEMAN] i've watched it
[MAYBOY] why u
[MARGATEMAN] mine downloaded it while it played
[MAYBOY] must be gd quality
[MARGATEMAN] fairly :P
[MAYBOY] should be that big for that long, anyway its turning rude, ill shhh
[MAYBOY] right its coming its on
[MARGATEMAN] its dare!
[ADZ] it's coming up....... it's there :P
[MAYBOY] and i thought i was rude :P this is funny
[MARGATEMAN] its strange, lol
[ADZ] videos up, just opened it
[MAYBOY] thats better
[MARGATEMAN] is it?
[MAYBOY] i must do videos like this
[ASH comes back in]
[ASH] I'm back! Do you think I'm a freak yet?
[MAYBOY] its pretty cool
[MARGATEMAN] i think i need to get you a white coat with the arms tied up
[MAYBOY] ooh thanks i could do with some new clothes
[ADZ] lol, u get Dizzy on that? lol
[ASH] I'll do just that in my next video! I did get Dizzy... That's why I fell down...
[ADZ] lol, nice one
[MAYBOY] oh right u get all Dizzy i thought u were going to do a Dizzy video, i got confused often
happens with me
[ADZ] we know
[ASH] I'll do a Dizzy video!!! That's right!!! My mom is going away soon!
[MARGATEMAN] lol, that'll be interesting
[ADZ] what tune would u be using?
[ASH] I'll summerslault backwards, will eat some cherries, collect some coins and after than I'll jump on
some clouds!!! On the other thought.... it's not going to happen.
[MAYBOY] lol summersalt while eating cherries? mind the stone
[ADZ] sounds like fun lol
[MAYBOY] anyone ever swallowed upside down?
[MAYBOY] just wondered if its possible
[ASH] I would do some kind of Dizzy dance, but I don't have any ideas for it... unfortunately... or
[MARGATEMAN] isn't there a Dizzy dance? im sure it used to be on a site...
[ASH] There is! It's nice track!
[ASH] Something like fantastic Dizzy dance... It's a mix using fantastic Dizzy theme (duh!) and some
[MAT_DIZZY quicks pops in]
[ADZ] i did a few random Dizzy mixes and there is a rock tune to treasure island........ actually drin did a
fantastic Dizzy one
[MAT_DIZZY] gtg for a while guys i'll be about half an hour
[MARGATEMAN] ... i dunno what we're doing
[ASH] I don't know anything.... at all... .... where am I???
[MARGATEMAN] who am i?
[ADZ] you're with the Dizzy fans atm
[MAYBOY] am i really here
[ADZ] who be what
[MARGATEMAN] ... is this just the Matrix?
[MAYBOY] infact the question should be "am i really ALL here?" lol
[ADZ] no lol
[ASH] Dizzy? What's that? Fan? I could use a fan right now - it's kind of hot in here...
[MAYBOY] its still cold here
[ADZ] hot in here but im not taking off my clothes
[MAYBOY] im glad
[ADZ] so u should be
[MARGATEMAN] im taking mine off!
[MAYBOY] no leave them!! its the mental images lol
[ASH] mental images huh?.... Let me look at my mental image... hmm... hmmmm.... OMGGG!!!!!! LET ME
OUT, LET ME OUT!!!
[MARGATEMAN] ... Nath gives me terrible mental images
[MAYBOY] sam nearly did it on webcam to me lol
[ASH] I have a webcam! Can I broadcast to all?
[MARGATEMAN] nope, can only broadcast to one at a time
[ASH] crap... Welll I guess you're in luck then!
[ADZ] lol, looks like it
[MARGATEMAN] looks like it! lol
[MAYBOY] sam put that shirt back on this instant its scaring me from here
[MARGATEMAN] ...not my trousers?
[MAYBOY] u got those off lol
[ADZ] and thats meant to be hot
[ASH] I'm so sexy for my shirt, so sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts! (I'm listening to it right now!)
[MARGATEMAN] thats creepy! lol
[ADZ] right said fred
[MARGATEMAN] thats you listenin 2 it right now
[MAYBOY] im to sexy for this convo
[MARGATEMAN] yay! Nath has gone we didn't like him anyway
[MAYBOY] only cos im too sexy
[ADZ] ooh, that harsh
[MARGATEMAN] lol, oh no! he's still here, i didn't mean that :P
[ASH] ...I'm a model you know what I mean...
[MAYBOY] and i can do my little turn on the catwalk....sorry
[ADZ] u walk on cats?
[ASH] ...I'm too sexy for my car...
[MAYBOY] shake my little "tush" or whatever on the catwalk..... arse in other words lol wasnt that right
[ASH] Yes. I'm too sexy for my cat... poor pussy!
[MAYBOY] they did deeply dippy aswell and something like "your my mate" lol
[MAYBOY] ahh ive just seen your pussy
[ADZ] which one
[MAYBOY] LOL ur pet
[MARGATEMAN] lol, thanks for that
[ADZ] ah ha
[ASH] Maybe I should do the video of this song... hmmmm...
[ADZ] mines fluffier, i mean cat
[MAYBOY] thanks for clearing that up
[ADZ] np m8
[ASH] I'm happy for you... Not you, but Adz
[MARGATEMAN] its not putting in line breaks...
[MAYBOY] that sounds wierd but funny
[MAYBOY pokes fun at MARGATEMAN]
[MARGATEMAN] lol, brb, should take a sec
[ADZ] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9....
[MARGATEMAN runs back in]
[MARGATEMAN] cheers! ah, works properly now
[ASH] I know how to count!!! YAY!
[MAYBOY] it still in a long line
[MARGATEMAN] tis now fixed
[ADZ] lol how fixed
[MAYBOY runs out then runs in shortly]
[ADZ] that was quick :P
[MAYBOY] yeah im always quick ask young sam
[ADZ] is he?
[MAYBOY] yeah cos we talk absolute .... most of the time
[ADZ] nowt wrong with that
[ASH] I can see that. What's the time in UK anyway?
[MARGATEMAN] 8:44pm what nath said
[ADZ] yup, what he said lol
[ASH] ok... i got it... 3:42 here...
[MAYBOY] wow syncronized then folks by the sounds of it
[MAYBOY] well with young sam anyway
[MARGATEMAN] apparently so
[MAYBOY] some ppl would say im always a couple of mins behind though :P
[MARGATEMAN] lol, i did use the Windows time sycronisation thing
[ADZ] it's getting dark here too
[MAYBOY] yeah its getting dark
[ASH] it's stll bright and shiny on this continent...
[MAYBOY] well at the end of the day its gets dark u know :P
[MARGATEMAN] Word up
[MAYBOY] as long as thats all thats going up :P
[MARGATEMAN] well, nath's..... is too
[MAYBOY] doesnt want u fainting its not that scary lol
[ADZ] no but........this is
[ADZ shows a pic of scary eyes]
[ADZ] shame the eyes are pink lol
[ASH] I want white eyes...
[MAYBOY] anyone see my eye at the mo yeah i want a different colour
[ADZ] ah yes *poke*
[MAYBOY] do not poke my eyes :P
[ADZ] like david bowie?
[MAYBOY] nah not like him
[ADZ] earthworm jim?
[MAYBOY] i fancy something like yellow lol
[MARGATEMAN] i fancy women
[ADZ] don't we all
[MARGATEMAN] ... i wonder about Nath
[MAYBOY] we all might not
[MARGATEMAN] lol there we go
[MAYBOY] but kk yes i do
[MAYBOY] i also fancy cheese and i have to choose between the 2, its a hard life
[MARGATEMAN] ... you could just get the cheese with holes
[ADZ gets his GUN out]
[ADZ] holes sorted
[MAYBOY] i could get a woman made out of cheese
[MARGATEMAN] same thing
[ASH] You know that the tighter the cheesehole is, the better?\
[MAYBOY] i like tight holes, in cheese u understand
[ADZ] thats explains the funny smell
[ASH] LOL! Get the cool, get the cool shoeshine!
[ADZ] spit shine or ordinary polish?
[ASH] I have no idea, I don't shine my shoes really...
[MAYBOY] yeah, maybe I went a bit too far with cheese... sorry..
[MARGATEMAN] lol, maybe
[MAYBOY] i always go too far with cheese
[ADZ] nath has a massive cheese fit u see
[MARGATEMAN] i think you mean fettish
[MAYBOY] does that piece up there contain the tight holes u were on about
[ADZ] like me with a chocolate fit and sam with.......errr........
[ASH] and maybe I'm not the only one who did!
[MAYBOY] yeah whats sams, women..of course young matt has got into cheese now, he never eat it
before meeting me
[ADZ] i thought he was a vegan
[MAYBOY] he was but i know hes had cheese
[ADZ] ...and onion pasty mmmmmm
[MAYBOY] andy still obsessed with chicken
[ADZ] ah yes
[MAYBOY] everytime i think about him i get a bit dwn
[ASH] So I'm glad I'm not the only freak here! But I'm the only one with hair like mine!
[MARGATEMAN] my hair is the coolest
[ADZ] spit shine lol
[MAYBOY] well mine is gelled that spelling right? lol
[MARGATEMAN] mine is too
[ASH] Beat this: http://www.anatoly-online.com/photo/before.jpg And that's not the limit!
[MARGATEMAN] ... wow
[ASH] It's better just after I wake up: http://www.anatoly-online.com/photo/usingcomp.jpg
[MAYBOY] is that where u are sitting now
[MAYBOY] nice ball btw. tennis ball i mean
[ADZ] eh? oh
[ASH] Yes, only this picture was taken like a year ago...I love balls...
[ASH] tennis balls I mean...
[ADZ] bouncey bouncey
[MAYBOY] i used to like mouse balls, bit old fashioned now though
[MAYBOY] optical nowadays
[ASH] do you salt them or just consume them plain?
[ASH] Hey, did you ever smell mothballs?
[ADZ] i did actually
[ASH] How did you get their little legs apart?
[ADZ] cant remember
[MAYBOY] time of the night not time of the month
[ASH] I will not be here for a while - I come back from my work when it's late night in UK...
[MAYBOY] aw kk
[MAYBOY] damn timezone
[As ASH prepares to head back to work, ADZ. MAYBOY and MARGATEMAN choose to fight over the
Evening 18: - “Not another wedding episode!”
[NEWS GEEZER] As we stand in the party garden of the team yolkfolkians, other characters are plannig
a wedding for MargateMan and green_day_gal, but can't start for some reason......
[ADZ] man, mat is taking his time
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] im bored
[ADZ] did he get the invitation?
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] erm, hu delivered it
[MARGATEMAN] who votes we start without him?
[ADZ] i thought nath did
[MAYBOY] its always my fault lol
[ADZ] not really, I just thought nath m8
[MAYBOY] lol its k
[ADZ] andy's waiting to play his new keyboard aswell
[DIZZY plays around with his KEYBOARD]
[ADZ] and wheres nitro?
[MARGATEMAN] that so?
[MAYBOY] andy going to play with us.......err i mean for us
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] u jus ruined ur own fantasy nath
[MARGATEMAN] he did, lol
[ADZ] lol, wait till the stag night
[MAYBOY] oh be quiet u lot
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] yea, nath wants 2 b wit nitro j/k
[MAYBOY] if u keep on ill swallow the rings then u will have to wait till ive gone to the loo for the
[ADZ] yeah but you'll have to crap sometime m8 lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lol, we cud cut u open
[MARGATEMAN] ooo, lets do that!
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i bagsy his liver!
[MAYBOY] ooh im for sale wonder what bit sam wants
[ADZ] i never said i was gonna cut him
[MARGATEMAN] i am im having his brain!
[MAYBOY] i dont know i cant remember...sam has my brain
[ADZ] nows thats funny that theres no scars on ur head
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] ma mam hs a scar on her head!
[MARGATEMAN] from where i removed her brain!
[MAYBOY] i have a scar on my chin
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] where my uncle (her lil bro) stabbed her wit a fork
[MAYBOY] i fell out the clothes basket when i was younger lol......omg
[ADZ] eww, lovely and i wish that itv crew would sod off
[MAYBOY] itv filming the wedding? lol
[ADZ] sad but true lol got any stones?
[MAYBOY] im going to text young matt lol
[MARGATEMAN] you are?
[MAYBOY] he will get a smacked botty if he doesnt come on now
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] he texted me, hes outside his house......
[MAYBOY] right ive just sent one lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] ......and locked out parrently
[ADZ] lol, i don't the keys on me
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] nath, wud u eva rainbow kiss any1?
[MAYBOY] that is sick
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] sam sed u wud
[MAYBOY] come here young sam
[MAYBOY chases MARGATEMAN around in a big circle]
[ADZ] whilst u boys are done running round in circles trashing the wedding, we
[MARGATEMAN] the wedding?
[MAYBOY] boys? i dont think so
[MARGATEMAN] i am a man!
[MAYBOY] yeah right
[MARGATEMAN] i am... ask Amanda, she'd know
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] huh......what.......man? ....no...:lol:
[MARGATEMAN] excuse me!
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] im not a lesbian ok hes sum form of male human
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] his mum im guessin
[ADZ] gd point
[MAYBOY] that shut u up mate
[Everyone turns around and finds MARGATEMAN gone]
[MAYBOY] wheres young sam
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] in bed
[ADZ legs it to his room]
[MARGATEMAN runs out the HOUSE]
[MAYBOY] no no he might be getting changed lol, ill go .....oh
[ADZ] ah ur here, i wasn't planning on stealin those stickers....honest
[ADZ] y'know those sonic classics ones
[MARGATEMAN] o right
[MAYBOY] *looking at his mobile* omg young matt really is locked out of his house i thought u were
[ADZ] should be ok if he's breaks through the kitchen window
[ADAM, a friend of GREEN_DAY_GAL walks by]
[DIZZY is still playing around on his KEYBOARD]
[MAYBOY] its soooo frustrating being locked out though
[MAYBOY] i wanted to bust the door in lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] not u adz lol
[MARGATEMAN] last time i got locked out, i went round to toms... during his Grandad's wake...
[ADZ] thats me
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] omg... shes pregnant!!!! lol
[MAYBOY] who is
[DIZZY] *shouting nearby* oi!
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] ma music teacher, jus remembered
[MAYBOY] someone hit the right notes then
[ADAM] amanda what happerned, not spreading it about are u?
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] like these go 2 our skool
[ADAM] still spreading it about
[ADZ] school? im 18, i dont do school
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] spreding with a knife lol, i wudnt do ma skool either
[ADZ] do you have any stones?
[ADAM] no why?
[ADZ] im hoping to throw some at that itv lot over there trying to film us all!
[MAYBOY] no behave!
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lol, like jordon n peter, they got the 1st 4 days of their honeymoon filmed, i cudnt
sleep so i watched it
[MARGATEMAN] well, i am a (non)famous (Semi)proffesional footballer
[ADZ] really now? *throws football to sam*
[MARGATEMAN] ow... i didn't say a proffesional target!
[ADZ] no ur meant to catch it m8
[MARGATEMAN] o yeah
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] this wedding is starrting at 8.......
[MARGATEMAN] i had to play for Folkestone at the weekend
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] .....whether matts arse and body is here or not
[MARGATEMAN] i got payed £20 for it
[ADZ] and where my 10%
[MAYBOY] matts arse..and body
[MARGATEMAN] um... ur 10% is in the post
[ADZ] oh gdgd
[MAYBOY] anyway 8 o clock it is
[ADAM] 5 mins to go by me
[MARGATEMAN] 4 mins to go by me
[ADZ] yup *gets book of random stuff*
[MAYBOY] 4 mins and 46 seconds
[ADAM] is there time diffrence form north to south?
[MARGATEMAN] ... i dont think so
[ADZ] shouldn't be
[MAYBOY] nah its just our computers are different
[MARGATEMAN] although there is such a thing as Margate Standard Time
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lol we're north east
[MARGATEMAN] im 1 minute different to GMT
[DIZZY watches everyone in amusement]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i need ma maid of honor
[MAYBOY] so the wedding starts dwn here before up there
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lol well yea
[ADZ] up where?
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] the bride enters later and it's up u adz
[MAYBOY] up the aisle
[MARGATEMAN] ... isn't that Nath's job?
[MAYBOY] later young sam
[ADZ] anyway amanda, get ready
[MARGATEMAN] if your lucky :P
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] adam, ur a bridesmaid
[MAYBOY] *feels for the ring* i have it
[ADZ] mmm, coca cola on the floor *picks up bottle and drinks it*
[ADAM] do i get a dress???
[ADZ] uhhhh *hic*
[MAYBOY] what sort of dress would u like
[ADZ] huh?, who? *hic*
[ADAM] pink and fluffy of corse
[MAYBOY opens portable wardrobe]
[MARGATEMAN] lol Nath and Adam would make a nice couple
[MAYBOY] look look back to the wedding ppl
[ADZ] i *hic* wont make a *hic* couples with nath!
[DIZZY tries not to laugh at ADZ]
[ADAM] WHAT? which adam
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] u lol
[ADAM] lol ok
[MAYBOY] *gets ready* how do i look
[ADZ] u use ur eyeballs dont u *hic* nath?
[MARGATEMAN] here we go
[MAYBOY] does my bum look big in this? sorry lol
[DIZZY] I am ready not sure about adz though
[MARGATEMAN] so... Vicar Adz, if you will
[ADZ] huh? *hic* will i what, who r u? *hic*
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] oh no... the vicars drunk!
[MARGATEMAN] its like Father Ted
[ADAM] why does this seem like something off corrie
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lol adam, u fill in
[ADZ] whos corrie? *hic*
[ADAM] lol corination street
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] the he she vicar in the slutty dress
[MAYBOY] lol yeah its mine so dont spoil it
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] im sorry
[MARGATEMAN still stands]
[ADAM] shall i start
[MARGATEMAN] yes why not?
[DIZZY plays the WEDDING ANTHEM]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL and MARGATEMAN look at each other]
[ADZ nearly vommits and collapses]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] oooo, bye bye adz
[ADAM] ladays and getalmen we are gather hered today to witness the marriage of amdna and whoever
shes marrying cos no one told me
[MARGATEMAN nudges ADAM]
[MAYBOY] it's young sam
[ADAM] thats the one
[MARGATEMAN] not so much of the young please
[MAYBOY] be married sam in a minute
[MARGATEMAN] ... lol, Amanda Walker
[MAYBOY] same initials
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lol aw
[DIZZY] i always cry at weddings
[MAYBOY wipes a tear]
[MARGATEMAN] cos he wants the groom!
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] its not like im gonna be burnt
[ADAM] anyways carrying on
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] or sam or.......im gonna shut up......cremated
[ADAM] yes pleasre do in the house of you mighty lord
[MARGATEMAN] ... yeah... lets get this over with my foots going to sleep
[ADZ stands up trying to clear his head and nearly falls on DIZZY]
[DIZZY] steady m8
[MAYBOY hears foot snore]
[ADAM] does anyone here obgected to this marrige
[ADZ] uhh, wtf
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] andy, dont object!!!
[DIZZY] huh, i avent
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i know but im warnin u
[DIZZY] lol okies
[ADAM] anyways again carrying on blah blah blah.....do you sam take amanda for your wife?
[MARGATEMAN] indeed i do
[MAYBOY nearly nods off]
[ADAM] and do you amanda take sam to be your husband
[MAYBOY nudges MARGATEMAN]
[MARGATEMAN] *nudges nath* it's amanda's go! :P
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lol, i do
[MAYBOY] sorry lol
[MARGATEMAN] i already did mine
[ADAM] then by the powers vested in me by amanda n the rest of you, i now pronoce you man and
amanda you may kiss the bride
[ADZ watches with excitment]
[MAYBOY] you "may" kiss the bride meaning u dont have to.......i never get that bit
[MARGATEMAN] im going to! sod the 'may' bit
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] nathan may lmao
[MARGATEMAN] Andy, who you kissing?
[MAYBOY] ooh andy thats even turning me on kidding
[ADZ] lets not go there
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lmao omg, i aint laffed so much in ages.....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[ADAM] right can i go bk to slutty bridesmade rather than vicar
[MARGATEMAN] yup now the bridemaid and the best man can sleep together
[ADZ] hold on, u didn't recieve ur 10 quid yet
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] fish shop!!!!!!!
[ADZ] actually, amanda deserves it seeing u already have that 20 quid
[MARGATEMAN] Amanda and chips!
[ADAM] i was the vicar so that means i've pleged my love to god sprry nath
[MAYBOY] who fancies a battered sausage
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] yea, batter ur butt out with it
[MAYBOY dunks MARGATEMAN in BATTER POOL]
[MAYBOY] anyway are we done now
[MARGATEMAN] apparently so
[ADZ picks up a BUCKET and fills it with BATTER]
[ADZ] right wheres that bloody itv lot?! i have a bucket of batter and im not afraid to use it!
[ADAM] amanda why is sam thretening our local tv station?
[MAYBOY] in the news the next day "2 cameramen got battered at a wedding"
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] no thats adz u nutter! sluttery nuttery
[ADAM] oh sorry, i was on the phone then, busy chosing names for the baby with karly
[MARGATEMAN] Sam is a good name
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] ooo wha u gonna call ur baby sam, is it a boy or a girl
[MARGATEMAN] Samuel Henry The IInd
[MAYBOY] samuel or samantha works both ways
[ADAM] i hope that isn't a girl then
[ADZ] or shirley
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] call him billie joe
[MARGATEMAN] or Rocky.....not as good as themargateman, By far the greatest team! The world has
[ADZ] *looks around*....who?
[ADAM] are we talking sport?
[MARGATEMAN] indeed Super Margate, Super Margate FC!
[ADAM] o joy lets all jump now
[DIZZY] I gtg people, enjoy the rest of the day
[MARGATEMAN] bye Andy! thanks
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lol yea thnx
[MARGATEMAN] speak to you soon
[MAYBOY] bye andy mate
[MARGATEMAN] ... yes...
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] bye xxxx
[MARGATEMAN] ... not too soon if your talking like that
[MAYBOY nudges ADZ]
[ADZ] oh, cya m8
[MAYBOY] shocked what indigestion can do lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] tht b ma hubby lol......wtf
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[MAYBOY] well that was a mad 5 minutes
[ADZ] 25 minutes..... or more.....
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] twas awesome
[MARGATEMAN] was pretty good!
[ADAM] so wheres the photographer every wedding needs photos
[MAYBOY] oooh no one threw the boquet lol
[MARGATEMAN] .... um... up Nath's a*se?
[MAYBOY] who ever catched it should be married next
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] me throws!! me me me *gets ready* 3, 2, 1
[ADAM jumps in air]
[MAYBOY tries to catch and grabs it]
[ADAM tries to snatch from MAYBOY]
[MARGATEMAN] ... ah, Nath! your gonna get married but im taken
[MAYBOY] shame if only i was here 30 mins sooner
[ADAM] but then you wuddn't have caught the bouque anyways
[MAYBOY] oh shhh
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] hu likes ma pic
[ADAM] this wubderful very sutel
[ADAM] just cos i looked manly in my pink fluffy slutty dress doesn't mean i acuttaly am one
[MAYBOY] oh yeah that must go bck in my wardrobe later on or would u like to borrow it
[ADAM] well not realy merteanty wear
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] luka ma pic
[MAYBOY] horny sam
[MARGATEMAN] oh no...
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] sam in a vest! is it turning u on nath
[MAYBOY] not quite i want the pic to go lower
[ADZ] oh dear
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] he wont lemme see him now
[ADZ] hold him down give him some fosters
[MAYBOY] "well you wouldnt want a warm beer, would ya"
[MARGATEMAN] i dont mind as long as its beer
[ADZ] be....er........wood.......ewe? im confuzzled
[MAYBOY] i worry about u sometimes adz mate
[MARGATEMAN] ... me too
[ADZ] in what way?
[MAYBOY] lol nothing, well u always worry about me
[ADZ] possibly yeah
[MARGATEMAN] i worry bout your sanity
[ADZ] u worry about santa?
[MARGATEMAN] ... him too he's too fat, can't be good for his heart
[MAYBOY] the tooth fairy, what does he do with all those teeth
[ADZ] ah yes, the fairy, WHERES MY 10 QUID?!
[MARGATEMAN] ... wheres my 10 quid?
[ADZ] she builds a lovely castle made of teeth
[MAYBOY] so its a she now might not be
[ADZ] what? i thought u was talking about amanda
[MAYBOY] no i was talking about the tooth fairy...oh nevermind lol ive just realised....
[MARGATEMAN] ... o?
[MAYBOY] is young matt still locked out
[ADZ] maybe *feels funny* what the hell did u put in that coke?
[MAYBOY] poor lad
[ADZ] me or matt?
[MARGATEMAN] all of you
[ADZ] aww, i'd do a group hug but i feel really hungover
[MAYBOY] a group hug would be gd though
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] group hug!!!
[ADAM] byez ppl, got to plan baby things byez
[ADZ] whos squeezing me?
[ADZ] im not amanda m8! lol
[ADZ] well, someones sqeezed me
[MARGATEMAN] o right, it was probs Nath
[MAYBOY] well it was a group hug, suppost to be some contact lol
[ADZ] cheerz hmm, say guys, do you have objects u can throw?
[GREEN_DAY_GAL shows off her gun]
[ADZ] throw not use
[MAYBOY] lol what for this time
[ADZ] i think the itv lot are bck
[MAYBOY] let me look at that coke u've been drinking lol
[ADZ] coke? oh yeah that
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i jus nrly broke ma ps2 earlier
[MAYBOY] nooooo what happened
[MARGATEMAN] i wanted to eat the chips inside it
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i triped over wire, ps2 flew like halfway cross ma room
[MAYBOY] ive done that before lol
[MARGATEMAN] X-Box is better, the controller cable is in 2 parts
[MAYBOY] amazing how these machines survive stuff like that
[MARGATEMAN] so it comes apart when you pull it
[MAYBOY] well could of been the mains cable
[MAYBOY] the answer is already here...wireless controllers
[MARGATEMAN] o yeah
[MARGATEMAN] mines on my lap
[MAYBOY] your top is
[ADZ] how many laps?
[MARGATEMAN] ... 1
[ADZ] 1 lap on a small circuit? what sort of car do u have? lol
[MAYBOY] my brain hurts
[MARGATEMAN] mine is dead
[ADZ] yes!! did it i managed to confuzzle nath
[MAYBOY] i need a head massage
[MARGATEMAN] i want a massage too!
[ADZ] whats the message?
[MARGATEMAN] learn to read
[MAYBOY] the message is "i want a massage" lol
[ADZ] oh ooook
[MAYBOY] i need something to eat
[ADZ] don't look at me like that
[NITRO pops up from the TIN MINE CAVE]
[ADZ] oooh, theres nitro
[NITRO suddenly runs off like he's seen something in the distance]
[ADZ] and there he goes
[MAYBOY] u talk about him as if he came dwn in a parachute
[ADZ] so sam, when u moving into amanda's room, im sure nath will help out
[MARGATEMAN] next 5 mins
[ADZ] okies, i'll find the keys to the front door aswell, let young mat in
[MAYBOY] he could so do with a key right now lol
[ADZ] it's getting dark too
[MARGATEMAN] no it's not! it's just cloudy
[MAYBOY] he cant still be locked out
[MARGATEMAN] who knows?
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] ......whats happened 2 u
[MARGATEMAN] he's gotten high!
[MAYBOY] its that coke
[ADZ] dunno, funny taste though
[MAYBOY] was it with lime i havent tried that one yet
[ADZ] cant get drunk with lime
[MAYBOY] or coke as a matter of fact lol
[ADZ] anyway whos the first to cross urine lake?
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] me! lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL crosses the lake and dashes to her room]
[ADZ] i still remember the time nath skated on it when it was frozen and me and nitro had to drag him out
[MARGATEMAN] why did we call it urine lake?
[MAYBOY] im not filling it
[ADZ] yeah, what else would you call our yellow river? lol
[MAYBOY] eww just the thought of getting in a lake full or urine :S
[MARGATEMAN] yeah...well, least it isn't Seaman lake obviously named after the England goalkeeper
[MAYBOY] u have to push it one step too far oh the goalkeeper, thats ok then lol
[ADZ pushes MARGATEMAN into the lake]
[MARGATEMAN] nooo! im drowning in p*ss
[MAYBOY] just dont open your mouth
[MARGATEMAN] o.. now you tell me!
[ADZ helps MARGATEMAN out]
[ADZ tries not to laugh]
[MARGATEMAN] thanks, mmm... summin smells of p*ss...
[MAYBOY] u talking of p*ss i wanna go now lol
[ADZ] tsk tsk lol
[MAYBOY tempts to refill the lake]
[ADZ] oh dear
[MARGATEMAN] i'll help ... Nath... yours is a lil small
[ADZ] LMAO, dirty bugger
[MAYBOY] u shouldnt be looking
[ADZ] *cough* indeed
[MAYBOY] control yourself, u are married now u know
[MARGATEMAN] o yeah, im a horny husband
[ADZ] who stinks of p*ss
[MARGATEMAN] o yeah.. im gonna go bath/change
[ADZ] out here?
[MARGATEMAN enters then exits the nearest change 'o' matic and comes back in devil costume smelling
[ADZ] evil sam eh?
[MARGATEMAN] i am evil Sam
[MAYBOY] devil sam
[ADZ gets him in the lake again]
[MAYBOY] mind where u are putting that fork
[MARGATEMAN] o no.. i smell of p*ss again
[MARGATEMAN gets out and pushes ADZ and MAYBOY into the LAKE and legs it to the house]
[ADZ] y'know, i get this feeling he's annoyed with us m8 lol
[MAYBOY] ive never been p*ssed before
[ADZ] there u go
[MAYBOY] nah he just feels left out, wanted us to smell like he does
[ADZ] lol perhaps
[As ADZ and MAYBOY gets out of urine lake, MARGATEMAN moves into GREEN_DAY_GAL'S room]
Evening 19: - Strange Going On Continum
[MATT] right, i'll start ah 1, ah 2, ah 1 2 3 4
[ADZ] wtf was that
[MATT] lol must be nath
[PTEAL knocks on the door]
[MATT answers the door]
[MATT] stop knocking
[PTEAL] but the bells not working and i forgot my key
[MATT] ah ok i'll let you off then
[ADZ] There it goes again
[PTEAL] the thud came from matts room
[MATT] it did not!
[ADZ] well let see, mat, u have ur room key?
[MATT] err searches in pockets ya
[MATT thinks about giving ADZ the key]
[MATT] why do u want it anyway?
[ADZ opens the DOOR]
[MATT] nooooo!! uh oh
[A blinding light tries to break into the corridor]
[MATT] quick, close ur eyes, dont look.....
[PTEAL] who's that?
[MATT] ...you'll turn blind
[ADZ gets shades out]
[ADZ] it looks like...a harpy showing off his teeth
[ADZ closes DOOR and everyone runs downstairs fast]
[ADZ] right, what do we do with our little friend then?
[PTEAL] chuck them in urine lake
[ADZ] ya, bit of the problem with the lake
[PTEAL] what water shortage?
[ADZ] andy phoned the water cleaner guy yesterday and asked it to be cleaned out and safe to swim in
[MATT] tut tut
[PTEAL] never mind there is always the crocodile that may get him
[ADZ] i don't think anyone ever found the croc, he must be hiding
[PTEAL] no he's over there!
[MATT] uh oh, i see him
[PTEAL] i'm going to ask him is name
[The CROC mumbles in PTEAL's ear]
[PTEAL] oh...its name is dizzydude
[PTEAL] better kick him out
[ADZ] how crap is his english?
[MATT] so he's an annoying twat?
[CROC turns to the blackened kitchen]
[ADZ] er, u might find we've had a fire so the cupboards are bare atm
[PTEAL] never mind
[CROC runs off to nearest co-op]
[PTEAL] with his discount card
[CROC suddenly returns and fills the cupboards]
[ADZ] hold on......
[PTEAL] looks like we have some cheese too
[ADZ] we did have more but they appear to have dissapeard
[PTEAL] must be that 8ft mouse over there
[ADZ] hmmm, you're not thinking what i think you're thinking are u?
[ADZ] well what do u guys think? i think our mouse is human
[PTEAL] yeah it does appear to be a cheap party costume of a mouse!
[ADZ runs upstairs and looks on the floors]
[ADZ] ah, i found some crumbs! they lead to nath's room
[PTEAL] ah ha
[ADZ] he's locked his door
[PTEAL] is there a spare key?
[ADZ] um, mat do u know where the spare keys are kept?
[MATT] im not so sure
[PTEAL] ain't they in nath's room? ......d'oh!!
[ADZ] if i know how storage works in this place, there maybe another spare lying around the house, i
know he's always leaves one key in his room and another he leaves lying around by accident
[PTEAL] ok i'll start looking in the basement
[PTEAL runs off]
[ADZ runs upstairs]
[MATT looks around and wonders where everone has gone]
[ADZ sneaks in MATT's room again]
[ADZ looks in, the bright light is gone and the giant plant has gone a funny colour]
[ADZ] err, mat! y'know that giant plant of yours?
[PTEAL] i'm back from the basement, nothin down there, apart from a strange 'fishy' smell
[ADZ] fishy smell?! blimey, someone from the fanz halls must have had something
[MATT] that plant doesn't look well at all i'll head to the phone downstairs
[ADZ] are they usually blue and purple?
[PTEAL] what has matt been watering it with?!
[ADZ] i know the urine lake is full of funny stuff, the best solution would've been to the sparkly water lake
a mile off from here
[ADZ looks around MATT's room]
[PTEAL] are u sure adz?
[ADZ] is that a key i see?
[ADZ sneaks in MATT's room and takes the key and runs to MAYBOY's room]
[ADZ] ah, i think i got it
[MATT] im here!
[ADZ] ah mat
[ADZ tries not act nervous and hides the key thats in the keyhole]
[MATT] whats that u got there?
[ADZ] er, a cocktail stick, i jammed it in the door by accident
[MATT] hmm really?
[ADZ] ok ok, i nicked the key from ur room but look, it fits!
[ADZ turns the key and gets electricuted]
[MATT] HAHA me and nath worked on this one owned
[ADZ] bugger what u laughing at?
[ADZ] ok so nath's door is still locked, lets check amy's room, but we must be careful, the walls are
[As the gang enter DYLANSBIRD's room, a funny noise is heard and the window is dusty]
[PTEAL] looks like no ones been in here in a long time
[ADZ] it was 6 months ago when amy was last in here, i think andy was trying to rent it cause he doesn't
know if she coming back
[PTEAL] whats that over there in the crack in the wall...its a key!
[The floor creeks]
[ADZ] okies, btw. that floor next to the wall doesn't look safe to cross
[ADZ] um, u got anything to poke to get the key on the floor
[MATT] nope, all ive got is a hanky # do the hancky panky
[MATT turns round]
[PTEAL] oh never mind i'll get it
[PTEAL walks over to the wall, the floor suddenly gives way]
[PTEAL falls to the floor below into MAYBOY's room]
[PTEAL] shouts well i got the key, banged my f*****g head too!
[ADZ] see if u can get out m8!
[PTEAL] its alright, its a yale lock,
[PTEAL opens door and looks at the pile of rubble]
[ADZ and MATT runs down into MAYBOY's room]
[PTEAL] do you think he'll notice?
[ADZ] nah, some plaster should fix it
[PTEAL] what a wooden floor?
[ADZ] um, well anything strong
[PTEAL] plank of wood? i found it in matts room once
[MATT] dont ask..
[ADZ] lol, yeah ok ........my god, look at that table! those pieces of cheese must be months old!
[PTEAL] no wonder we've got 8ft tall mice!
[ADZ] it's the 11ft im worried about lol
[ADZ] is that crocodile still there
[PTEAL] *checks* yep
[ADZ] whats he doing
[PTEAL] not sure
[CROC reacts and exits to the lake]
[ADZ] ok so that explains where the cheese is but what about the bright teethed harpy??
[PTEAL] duno ain't seen him about for a while
[MATT] maybe hes gone to brush his teeth
[A funny buzzing his suddenly heard in DIZZY's room]
[MATT] wtf is that
[Everyone runs upstairs]
[ADZ sticks eye in the keyhole and sees a diamond gleaming strongly]
[PTEAL] some wacky experiment perhaps?
[ADZ] i think we'll leave him to it, even though i cant see him in there
[A menacing laugh is heard]
[ADZ almost faints]
[as ADZ, PTEAL and MATT think about what DIZZY is up to in his room, where the CROC and HARPY
dissappeard to, MAYBOY is seen making his way home.....]