BP And Tony Hayward Are
Now A Nigerian Scam:
From: Dudley Caruthers Esq (Barrister at Law)
Subject: BP Related Agreement Entitlement
I am the private solicitor for Mr Tony Hayward, the esteemed Chairman and
Chief executive of British Petroleum. My client has various personal and
family related holdings of BP stock and options. Due to his faithful long
standing service to BP the total value of his holdings amounts to in excess of
100m pounds sterling. Mr Heywood is a British citizen but it has been my
sorrowful duty to advise him that his personal and family wealth is at great
risk of being wrongfully confiscated by US authorities acting extra-territorially
under special powers authorised by the US government and with the secret
consent of a supine UK political and legal establishment.
Mr Heywood is also at great risk of losing his personal liberty and becoming another victim of the long
reach of the politicised USA legal system in the same way that was meted out to other British subjects
including, most egregiously, the 3 bankers from Natwest. Unfortunately I am not able to advise or assist
him in this regard as my expertise lies in the structuring of executive compensation schemes and the
management of private endowments; but I am horrified at the witch hunt being perpetrated on my client
by the Obama administration and its agencies and I will do all that I can to safeguard my client’s financial
I am reaching out to you as it has become clear that Mr Hayward’s holdings must be liquidated and held
in trust for the benefit of himself and his family beyond USA or UK legal jurisdiction. Exercise of his
options and liquidation of his stock is now complete but it has proven necessary to assign title to the
ensuing 100m pounds of cash to a person such as yourself who resides in a non recognised tax haven
country and where there is a sound basis for UK and USA authorities to recognise the legal validity of
local agreements. The taxation and legal recognition agreements between your jurisdiction of Australia
and those of UK and USA present a unique opportunity to protect these assets whilst providing you with
a benefit in accordance with your key role. I am a keen reader of your blog and greatly admire your
economic and political acumen. I immediately recognised that, at this hour of great urgency and risk to
my client, you are the man who is capable of securing protection of the Hayward estate.
It is with this in mind that I wish you to consider the possibility that you and I (as Mr. Hayward’s agent)
have previously entered into verbal agreements providing for you to become the beneficiary of all Mr
Hayward’s BP stock and stock option benefits upon their occurring a significant “force majeure” event
affecting my client and British Petroleum. It is my legal interpretation that such an event occurred with
the sinking of Deepwater Horizon and that title to Mr Hayward’s rights and holdings transferred at that
If you do recollect our agreement then it is now necessary to transfer the 80m pounds of cash proceeds
to yourself which are after payment of a 20m pound advisory and arrangement fee for the services
rendered by my firm. Transfer of the cash will only occur to you upon you executing the correct
documents which are (i) the force majeure beneficiary transfer agreement (ii) a statutory declaration that
the force majeure beneficiary transfer agreement was properly entered into as a verbal agreement in
January 2002 and (iii) details of your Australian bank account including account name, password and
account number and most critically an agreement between yourself and myself as trustee for Hayward
related entities granting the trustee the right to claw back 50% (40m pounds) of the transfer at any time
and requiring you to escrow the 40m pounds in a separate account.
I sincerely trust that you will search your memory and recollect that we met in Sydney in 2002 and
recollect the nature of our agreement.
Please contact me at my firm’s Nigerian subsidiary’s offices at the address below such that we can act
with the speed required of us.
Anyone got Barack Obama’s account details?