Why is the sky blue

							                                          Why is the sky blue?

BARACK OBAMA: I can’t tell you why the sky is blue. But I can tell you that is time for the sky to
CHANGE. The time for blue sky in America is over!

HILLARY CLINTON: Does it really matter? No. What really matters is who’s going to be there at three
a.m. when the blue sky calls? Who’s going to answer that call?

OPRAH: Why is the sky blue? Maybe I can give you an answer… or maybe… you can find out for
yourself with your very own blue sky!!! You get a blue sky! And you get a blue sky! And you get a blue
sky! EVERYBODY GETS A BLUE SKY!!!!

GEORGE W. BUSH: There’s only one way to figure out why the sky is blue: we need to get up there and
investigate first hand. Only with excellent strategery can we discover the truth behind this mystery.

COLIN POWELL: I have learned from my mistakes, and I strongly believe we should not accuse the sky
of being blue until we have concrete and irrefutable proof of such a claim.

DR. SEUSS: Why, my friend, is our sky blue? I know no more of this than you. And what if the sky were
green? I ask you now, what would it mean?

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: Because blue is the color of despair. And tears.

GRANDPA: In my day the sky wasn’t blue. It was whatever color we wanted it to be. You know why?
Because back in my day we had something called imagination!

ARISTOTLE: Is the sky blue?

JOHN LENNON: Why don’t you go ask Lucy?

BILL GATES: I can’t remember the last time I saw the sky. Are you sure it’s blue? I have a faint memory
of gray…

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Ze sunlit sky appears blue because air scatters short-vavelength light more zan
longer vavelengths. Since blue light is at ze short wavelength end of ze visible spectrum, it is more
strongly scattered in ze atmosphere zan long vavelength red light. Ze result is zat ze human eye perceives
blue ven looking toward parts of ze sky uzzer zan ze sun.

BILL CLINTON: Well, that would depend on your definitions of the words “is” and “blue.”

AL GORE: Because of global warming.

AL SHARPTON: The real question is why the sky isn’t black?!

SIGMUND FREUD: Why do you think the sky is blue?