Absolute Madness from Atos, DWP

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Absolute Madness from Atos, DWP


Atos, DWP & JC+ - the unholy triumvirate, guest blog by

Hear no truth, see no truth, speak no truth. Or how the DWP, Atos and the JobCentreplus can‟t lie straight in bed

15 years ago today I got up early, full of joy. I drove to my fantastic job, laughed with my super funny workmates, and
then rode my beautiful horse. Ok I wasn‟t rich, my car was rubbish, and my income and expenditure were in constant
conflict, but I had no debt and I had a career I hoped to stay in for life.

Today I awoke again in tears; nightmares and pain combining to stab my dear friend Fortitude to death. Yep, I knew it
was going to be shit. Just like yesterday, just like tomorrow.

Except todays shit was a slightly different variety. Today I was to meet with a nice man who promised that he would
help sort out my council tax and prevent me going to jail. That seemed like a mixed blessing to be honest – I only have
one unit left of my OU degree to do, and 90 days of solitude may have just swung things in my favour.

I have my doubts – after all there would be a library in jail. Just think, 90 days of clean sheets, cooked meals and
library books… and you don‟t even have to get up to open the door! Wowzer indeed.

But before the very nice man arrived, I decided to do the thing that had gotten me into Cloaca-Ville in the first place,
and open my post. There was the now seemingly twice weekly missive from my MP, but this one was more dismissive
than anything else – “I have forwarded your complaint to the relevant person at the DWP”.

Humph. Its irrelevant anyhow now Mr MP, as Atos have seemingly got the message and given me the answer via their
website. Bless „em – who says that they don‟t care? Apart from about 2 million sick and disabled people.

It‟s a lie – Atos DO care, especially about getting blamed for stuff that clearly isn‟t their fault. A bit like sick, disabled
and unemployed people being blamed for the economy, and poor people being blamed for being poor, Atos catches
crap for the DWP.

Now Atos are not without their faults. To my mind they have been a ickle tiny bit spineless and rolled over a little bit
too much in their fawning to the DWP. And in return for their submission they have been savaged.

Atos DO have to pull it together as a company, they DO have to remove the renegade examiners and they DO have to
find and remove the political statement that appeared at the front of their handbook , where “removing sick and
disabled people from benefits was the right thing to do for the sick and disabled…” (I paraphrase, but it certainly set
the tone).

So after spending a few seconds rolling my eyes about the DWP, I found a scummy brown envelope, from the DWP. Oh
deepest sodding joy.

I think at this point I recognised that I must be either pretty low, drained of emotion, or dead, as my heart failed to
reach the usual 3000 bpm when confronted by the DWP envelope.

So I did what every sick and disabled person does, and squeezed it a bit.
Now was it a form? Nah, too thin.

A standard letter? Nope, a bit too fat.

Contemplated that it could have been a pizza, but abandoned that idea when no tomato sauce oozed from it.

So mainly out of curiosity, and the fact it was addressed to me, I opened it.

Well what a marvellous surprise – apparently I had been voted the DWP claimant of the year and had been given a
pair of first class around the world tickets, stopping at three destinations of my choice!

Well no actually I hadn‟t. It was in fact my pre ESA50 klaxon bomb warning.

“Dear Benefit-scrounging-and-probably-faking-it Git. Sorry to ruin your life further, but you better ring us pretty
damned quick.”

Or words to that effect.

Now I wish I had recorded the conversation for training and fact verification purposes, because what was revealed was
a bit odd…

Going back to my MP, what I had asked was regarding the vague wording on the nice “Help” form from Atos. This nice
“help” form is a QR1 03/11 and confused me with its vagaries of sending in medical documents with the ESA50 to
support your claim.

However kindly and compassionate Atos have cleared this up for me, so armed with that fact I phoned the
Jobcentreplus number as instructed on my letter.

Me: Hello

Them :Hello {dynamic so far}

Further conversation regarding them sending me an ESA50…

Me : what date will you send it, as I am going into hospital for 3 weeks…

Them : that‟s ok, just tell us and we will send the form there.

Me: But what if I am there and then you send it here?

Them : tell us when you are going in and we will send it there.

Me: I don‟t know when I am going in – this is rehab, so it could be short notice.

Them : we can send it there.

Me: But I might be there and you send it here – can you not give me an idea of when…

Them: No.
Me: If I am in hospital, how will I get the medical evidence I need to fill out the form?

Them : You don‟t need medical evidence – you just tell us on the form how your disability affects you.

Me: I‟m not that disabled, I am incapacitated with a condition that makes me ill and disabled.

Them: Just fill out the form

Me: But I can‟t cart my entire medical evidence around with me, and I don‟t know if I will be able to fill the form out in

Them : we can send it anywhere and you have four weeks to fill it out.

Me: But you may have sent it, and I may then get the rehab, but the form may be in the post. I will be in rehab for three
weeks, and then there is the delay in posting, and I won‟t have my medical evidence with me.

Them: Look, you don‟t need medical evidence; just give us the name of your GP and any consultant if you have one.

Me: I do need medical evidence. Both Atos and the DWP state that people need medical evidence.

Them : You don‟t.

Me: Are you sure, because both the DWP and Atos talk about submitting medical evidence on their websites, and I
wouldn‟t like to get it wrong…

Them : No, just fill out the form, telling us about your disabilities and how they affect you.


So no medical evidence needed according to JC+.

(Do you know, for ages I thought that was some Christian reference?)

But I had seeded it, on that QR1 03/11 form… it said “If you have any medical documents that you think will
support your claim, send them in with your questionnaire. For example, this could be a medical
report from your Doctor, Consultant or Support Worker.”

So in an act of faith in the new shiny Atos I checked their website;

If you are claiming Employment and Support Allowance (ESA) or you have been notified that your
Incapacity Benefit claim will be reassessed under ESA guidelines, you will be sent a medical questionnaire
(ESA50) which is your opportunity to explain how your medical condition impacts on your daily life.

The questionnaire is a DWP document and is an important part of your claim so you should try to fill in as much
detail as possible.

If you have any medical documents that will help Atos Healthcare with its assessment or the DWP
Decision Maker to understand how your condition affects you,please forward copies to us, with the
completed questionnaire in the envelope provided.

For help in completing the questionnaire, or if you have questions about it, please contact the office of Jobcentre
Plus handling your claim.

But, but, but… I have got medical evidence, but the nasty lady said I didn‟t need it!

The nasty lady was quite clear about that. (She wasn‟t that nasty, she was just adamant that I didn‟t need medical
evidence, even if I had it).

I am assuming that the JobCentre Plus recorded the call for training and fact verification purposes. In fact I am really,
really hoping they have. I am also hoping that tomorrow, when I phone them again, I get the same message.

So whilst Atos, clutching a white dove in their teeth, have offered up a clarification, it appears that the Job Centre is
still trapped in 2008 and not updating their scripts.

After all, they wouldn‟t chose to misinform their clients now – would they?

15 years ago I woke up to a beautiful, simple, rewarding world.

Today I had to beg a stranger to keep me out of jail, and listen to another treat me like a muppet, in the full expectation
that the next few weeks are not going to be in any way life enhancing, and possibly incredibly, phenomenally, a
rogered-up-the-arse-by-an-angry-elephant-type vile experience.

And I have yet to search for the truth of the official DWP line, the Grayling line, The Miller line, the IDS line, the Circle
to District line, the line in the sand, the line I have crossed and finally the scum line around the bath – though I
suspect that elusive Scarlett Pimpernel “Truth” has fucked off round the world on my prize winning tickets.

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