Listing # 14/4 of Funny OneLiners on pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny office pranks

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Another listing from Our Series of Famous Gifts and Shopping Quotations compiled by
IJustGottaHaveThat.co.uk
www.ijustgottahavethat.co.uk

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So we all love Humor, Comedy and Fun, or do we? Humor, Comedy and Fun is a fascinating and
complex subject and people's thoughts and views on pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny
office pranks can and do vary enormously, read these One Liners to see if they tickle your sense
of humor.



More Pranks For Lads And Other Humor Quotations From I Just Gotta Laugh Now



OneLiner -- Nobody notices what i do, until i dont do it.

OneLiner -- Of course men can multitask, they read on the toilet.

OneLiner -- A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving. Lao Tzu

OneLiner -- Any clod can have the facts, but having an opinion is an art.

OneLiner -- Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, its hard to get it back in.

OneLiner -- Only users lose drugs.

OneLiner -- Only the winners decide what were war crimes.

OneLiner -- Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. Henry Ford

OneLiner -- One goldfish says to the other, If there's no God, who changes our water every week?



OneLiner -- One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. Bob Marley

OneLiner -- Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass.

OneLiner -- Carpenters rule: cut to fit; beat into place.

OneLiner -- Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.

OneLiner -- No one dies a virgin, life screws them all.

OneLiner -- A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often servers simply as something to aim
at. Bruce Lee

OneLiner -- Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.



Man was given a voice in order that he could enlighten the world with his opinions. That is not a
One Liner just my opinion, an opinion likely to evoke comments, possibly acclaim, most certainly
criticism just like the One Liners you have just read and are about to read.



OneLiner -- Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.

OneLiner -- Once you become predictable, no ones interested anymore. Chet Atkins

OneLiner -- Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.

OneLiner -- Old ideas got that way because they proved useful.

OneLiner -- One kind word can warm three winter months. Japanese proverb

OneLiner -- Change is inevitable except from vending machines.

OneLiner -- Geez if you believe in honkus.

OneLiner -- Gee, Toto, I dont think were in Kansas anymore.

OneLiner -- Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company. Mark Twain

OneLiner -- Of course theres no reason for it, its just our policy.

OneLiner -- One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

OneLiner -- Of all the things Ive lost, I miss my mind the most. Ozzy Osbourne

OneLiner -- Old ideas got that way because they proved useful.

OneLiner -- A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often servers simply as something to aim
at. Bruce Lee

OneLiner -- Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.

OneLiner -- Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, its hard to get it back in.

OneLiner -- Geez if you believe in honkus.

OneLiner -- One kind word can warm three winter months. Japanese proverb
Listings like this listing which is part of a series of comedy one liners extracted from full listings of
quotations, tips and one liners on varied subjects on view at
www.gordonstampassociates.com/quotations1.htm Of course we don't expect you to agree with
everything you have just read, probably even the authors themselves don't expect this. We do
however feel you may well agree when we say that One Liners are guaranteed to bring a smile to
your face. You have just read a small taster of One Liners about pranks and gags, pranks for lads
and funny office pranks which we have on our website at IJustGottaLaughNow.com. Lots more
One Liners plus loads more fascinating fun. See you there, just click the link below.




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Another listing from Our Series of Famous Gifts and Shopping Quotations compiled by
IJustGottaHaveThat.co.uk
www.ijustgottahavethat.co.uk

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