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Another listing from Our Series of Famous Gifts and Shopping Quotations compiled by
IJustGottaHaveThat.co.uk
www.ijustgottahavethat.co.uk

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You don't have to be a comedian to appreciate pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny office
pranks, but it is helpful if you are fascinated by the subject. Humor, Comedy and Fun itself evokes
so much controversy and self professed comedians can be extremely vocal expressing their
witticisms, witness these thought provoking One Liners.



Pranks and Gags And Other Humor Quotations From I Just Gotta Laugh Now



OneLiner -- For good, return good. For evil, return justice.

OneLiner -- My life has a superb cast but I cant figure out the plot. Ashleigh Brilliant

OneLiner -- For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. Friedrich
Nietzsche

OneLiner -- Would a wingless fly be called a walk?

OneLiner -- Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

OneLiner -- Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed possible. Dale Carnegie

OneLiner -- My drinking team has a bowling problem.

OneLiner -- My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.

OneLiner -- My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. Woody Allen

OneLiner -- For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

OneLiner -- Most nudists are people you don't want to see naked.

OneLiner -- Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

OneLiner -- Money cant buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

OneLiner -- worth it.

OneLiner -- Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work.
OneLiner -- A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

OneLiner -- More hay, Trigger? No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!



You have just read a few One Liners, what are your thoughts? Do you agree with the authors, or
disagree? It is doubtful if the authors anticipated either agreement or disagreement but what they
may well have hoped for is that their One Liners provoked at least a desire to read more so,
please Read On.



OneLiner -- Men have two emotions: Hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make
him a sandwich.

OneLiner -- An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.

OneLiner -- Mother told me to be good, but shes been wrong before.

OneLiner -- Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

OneLiner -- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

OneLiner -- A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.

OneLiner -- Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious
conviction. Blaise Pascal

OneLiner -- Can a blind person feel blue?

OneLiner -- Can a nation be free if it oppresses other nations? It cannot. Vladimir Lenin

OneLiner -- When you have nothing to say, say nothing.

OneLiner -- Most people would rather be certain theyre miserable than risk being happy. Robert
Anthony

OneLiner -- For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness. Ralph Waldo
Emerson

OneLiner -- My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay,
you're ugly too.

OneLiner -- Maybe this world is another planets hell.

OneLiner -- Me and my recliner - we go WAY back.

OneLiner -- Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds. Franklin D.
Roosevelt

OneLiner -- For sale: parachute, only used once, never opened, small stain.

OneLiner -- An apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away.



Art Quotation listings such as this which is part of a series of comedy one liners extracted from
many listings of tips, quotations and one liners on a variety subjects which can be accessed at
www.gordonstampassociates.com/quotations1.htm The World Of Funt is a truly fascinating
world, simple yet complex, provocative yet peaceful, discordant yet harmonious. The opinions of
those connected with the World of Fun can also be all of these and at the same time are often
educational and informative. Yes, even One Liners can be all of these. We hope what you have
just read has been informative for you and now invite you to visit our website,
IJustGottaLaughNow.com to read many more One Liners plus lots of other fascinating fun facts
about pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny office pranks. See you there, just click the link
below.




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Another listing from Our Series of Famous Gifts and Shopping Quotations compiled by
IJustGottaHaveThat.co.uk
www.ijustgottahavethat.co.uk

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