Listing # 12/2 of Funny OneLiners on pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny office pranks by melgor


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Humor, Comedy and Fun can mean so much to so many. Read these One Liners about pranks
and gags, pranks for lads and funny office pranks to see what witticisms these Humor, Comedy
and Fun Lovers have come up with for your pleasure.

Funny Office Pranks And Other Humor Quotations From I Just Gotta Laugh Now

OneLiner -- Most people dont act stupid its the real thing.

OneLiner -- Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. No is the answer. Erik Naggum

OneLiner -- My drinking team has a bowling problem.

OneLiner -- Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious
conviction. Blaise Pascal

OneLiner -- For sale: parachute, only used once, never opened, small stain.

OneLiner -- For good, return good. For evil, return justice.

OneLiner -- Would a wingless fly be called a walk?

OneLiner -- My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.

OneLiner -- Can a blind person feel blue?

OneLiner -- A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

OneLiner -- A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.

OneLiner -- For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

OneLiner -- Money should be utilized as a tool. You just gotta know which nuts to screw.

OneLiner -- Most nudists are people you don't want to see naked.

OneLiner -- Maybe this world is another planets hell.

OneLiner -- Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds. Franklin D.

OneLiner -- Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to
study the problem. Bill Vaughan

Absorbing reading don't you agree. These One Liners may sometimes be a bit borderline but you
must admit they can also be fascinating. Read on, there are more to come.

OneLiner -- Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

OneLiner -- For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness. Ralph Waldo

OneLiner -- Money isn't everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

OneLiner -- Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work.

OneLiner -- Mother told me to be good, but shes been wrong before.

OneLiner -- Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

OneLiner -- Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names just in case.

OneLiner -- My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay,
you're ugly too.

OneLiner -- For a good time, call (415) 642-9483.

OneLiner -- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

OneLiner -- When you have nothing to say, say nothing.

OneLiner -- My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

OneLiner -- Me and my recliner - we go WAY back.

OneLiner -- Most people would rather be certain theyre miserable than risk being happy. Robert

OneLiner -- Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups. Cathy Guisewite

OneLiner -- Murphys Law of Thermodynamics: Things get worse under pressure!

OneLiner -- worth it.

OneLiner -- My life has a superb cast but I cant figure out the plot. Ashleigh Brilliant
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