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					Wife ne santa ko SMS kiya
Kitni der me Aa rhe ho?

santa ne Jawab me SMS kiya

20-25 mint me Aa rha hu,

Agr Der ho jaye to ye

SMS fir se Padh lena

Chor Aaya,Tijori pr Likha tha"Todne ki Zrurt Nhi,Button Dabaao,Khul Jyega"Button
Dabate hi Police Aa gyi.

Chor-"MAA KASAM___"Insaniyat se vishwas hi uth gya___

Pappu salo k baad santa se mila..

Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gai hai..

Santa:- Kaisi hai teri biwi.

Pappu: Swarg ki apsara hai.,

Aur teri..????

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Santa:- Meri to abhi jinda hai.!!.;) :P

Kidnaper: Teri biwi mere
kabze me hai saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon
santa:sabut pakka nahi hai
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Mundi bhej mundi.

Apni Girlfrnd ke samne dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe?



Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko
dekha....Wo Kapde usko bilkul
suit nehi karte.....
Girl: Saale.... Tu toh
chahta hai k
ladkiyan kapde hi na
pehne !!

Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi
Sprite Pee li thi

SANTA: Rasgulle hai?

DUKANDAAR: Nahi,!

SANTA: Dekh lunga.

DUKANDAAR (Gusse me(: Kya dekh loge?

SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!

Beta- Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar bike hi leni hai...
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Baap- beta tu 180cc pulsar le ya 350cc ki bulet, picha tune 100cc ki scooty ka hi karna
hai....

hhahaa

JSK

Girlfriend Called Her Boyfriend..!!
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GF:Honey Where Are You?
BF:I'm At The Bank.
GF:Dear,Please I Need 3000
Rupees To Activate My BB, 5000
To Do My Hair And 10,000 To Buy
A Dress.
BF:Sorry,I Meant I Was At The
"Bank"Of A River..!! Machhi
chahidi tenu Machhi..??

Harbhajan to Dhoni: Hum to Jaanbujh ke match haare.
Pata hai jeetnewali team ko jo Volkswagen mil rahi hai, woh petrol ki hai.. :

Breaking News-Petrol prices up Rs by 7.50

Pump attendent - 'Kitne ka daloon ?' ! Car owner - '2-4 rupye ka car ke upar spray kar
de bhai, jalana hai !!'
BF- ♥ Tum Muje___ kitna pyar____ krti ho ♥

GF- ♥ Chaha H jise chaht se zyada___ ♥ Samja H jise khud se zyada_____ ♥
Bharosa H jispe______ ♥ sabse zyada______ ♥ Tu hi H wo "HARAMZADA"

1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamla kar diya h
2nd woman- hame dar h ki kahin ek missile mere pe na gir jaye
3rd woman-tum sab fikra kyu karti ho hum to india me rahte hai na...

GirL to another girl: "You are beautiful'
Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"
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BOY to another boy: "You are handsome"
Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?"

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?

Girl-Apna koi time nhi
jab dil kare so jati hu,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hu..

Boy-notty!
Tu bilkul mere 'kutte' pe gayi hai..;-)

Sonu-Yaar,English Me 'Jhopdi' Ko Kya Kehte He

Monu-Hutt

Sonu-Abe,English Aati Nhi To Saaf Saaf Bol Na..hutt hutt kaya bol rahee..

1 Ladka 1 phool le kar ladki k pass gaya.
ladki ne use kiss kar liya.
wo ghabra k bhaga to ladki ne pucha-kya huwa?
Ladka- Guldasta lene ja raha hoon.

PLATFORM se ladki ne utar kar ladke se pucha ki konsa station he???

ladka: no. dogi to bataunga....

ladki: oh,ho mumbai aa gaya....

Banta (after giving Rs 100 note): Now be careful with this money, remember the
saying, "A fool and his money are soon parted."
Pappu: Yes Uncle, I just noticed it.

ek dost ne dosre dost se pocha: sonu, kya tere papa ko tere cigarette ki adat ki bare
main pata hai? to dost ne kaha: aray yaar cigarette ki bare main tu pata nahi magar
mere charas ki bare main usko pata hai

Lady 1: My son is very well behaved.
Lady 2: How can you say that? Wasn't he arrested and imprisoned for 5 years.
Lady 1: Yes, but he got out after 2 years for good behavior inside the jail.

Santa:Aap Mujhe School
Kyo Bhejti Hai ?

Mummy:Taki Tum Ek
Achchhe Insan Ban Sako

Santa:Lekin,
Teacher 2 Mujhe Hamesha
Murga Banati Hai !

Bhakt: Baba mein dukhi hu.
NIRMAL BABA: Aap ke pas SmsJokes4u ke sms aate hai.
Bhakt: Haanji
Baba: Reply karte ho
Bhakt: Nahi
Baba: Roj reply karo..
Kripa aani shuru ho jaygi.

Boy: Can i have a bite of ur dairy milk?
Girl: Kya main apko janti hu.
Boy: Jaldi de de behen Samosa khake aaya hu.
mirchi lagi hai
drame baad mein kar liyo.

Real Story from Assam.
1 Ladka & Ladki pyar karte the.
Ladki k Bap ko pata chal gaya.
Wo gusse me bijli ki wire Ladki ki badan pe rakhne hi wala tha k achanak.




Bijli chali gai.
Ladka chillaya-
Tarun Gogoi jindabad

MORAL-
Agar saccha h apka pyar,To sath h Apke
Assam Sarkar..

Test ur chemisry knowledge: Which weapon can b made with tungston,iodine & iron
WIFE. (W+I+Fe)

Boy: I love you i can't live without u.. Mar jaunga,Mit jaunga,tere pyar me fanah ho
jaunga.. :(

Girl : Hmm.. Dekh le jaise b tujhe thik lage.
Boy (kamina) ne 1 ladki ko call ki..

Boy - Hello Jan I love U..

Ladki - Sachi..

Boy - Really..

Ladki (maha kamini) - Jaanu 100 ka recharge karwo do plz...

Boy - Sorry behen wrong number..

BF & GF dono hans rahe the tabhi BF achanak se chup ho jata h
GF:kya hua?
BF:kuch ni
GF:batao na kuch to hua?
BF:wo hanstey hanstey meri thodi si potti nikal gayi

Teacher-
Batao 'Ganga' kaha se nikalti h & kaha ja k Milti h?

Santa-
Sir Ganga School K Bahane Ghar se Nikal kar Mandir k Piche Kalu Se Milti H

A nursry boy proposes a girl:
Boy-I LOVE U
Girl replies-Ek thappad marugi khichke
Boy rplies-MUKKA NAI KHAYEGI JAISE PHIR!
Badi aayi thappad marne wali..

santa ne college me ladki se i luv u kaha...ladki ne chanta mara or boli kya bola
tu..santa -rote hue jab suna nahi to chanta kyun mara..
Ravan ne Shri Ram Ji se mafi mangne ka faisla kiya aur Ayodhya aa gaya.

Mehal ka darvaja knock kiya.

Ram Ji ne door khola.

Ravan soch raha tha...

Guess What ?
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Kis Mooh Se Maafi Maangu?

Grl- ♥ mere piche apni Zindgi Barbad mt kr ♥
Boy- ♥ Q? ♥
Grl- ♥ is Raste pe Patthr or Kanto k Alwa kuch nhi ♥

Boy- ♥ Are Pagli......... ♥ mere Pas WOODLAND k Shoes He na bs tu pat ja
naa.......!! ♥

				
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