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20TH YEAR                   Z-706                                                                   SOUTHWESTERN, MEMPHIS, TENN., THURSDAY, MARCH 23, 1939                                                                                                               No. 22

Seven Women Made       Simpson Elected                                                                                                        Suggestions For Carnival                                                                   Cast Announced
                                                                                                                                                  Costumes Show Wide Range
  Charter Members Of     To Presidency                                                                                                        "Reincarnation" To Be Theme                     John Spence as Rasputin.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           For April Fool
   New Literary Society Of Chi Beta Phi                                                                                                          Of This Year's April Fool
                                                                                                                                                   Carnival Masquerade
                                                                                                                                                                                                 Whoever you are, there are bound
                                                                                                                                                                                              to be some possibilities no matter
                                                                                                                                                                                              how hopeless the case may be. There
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Carnival Play
                                                                                                     John Woolsey Is Chosen                                                                   are all the ancient gods and god-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Two Present-Day Dictators
Selections Based                               Pledges Protest
                                                   Duties By Strike
                                                                                                          New Vice-President                    Pandemonium broke loose in Hades
                                                                                                                                              when the Skeletons and Spirits Union
                                                                                                                                                                                              desses to choose from-Jupiter through
                                                                                                                                                                                              Cupid and Vulcan, Venus through
                                                                                                                                                                                              Proserpine and Hecate. And the whole
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Are Subject Of Drama

 On Compositions
                                                                                                                                              No. 287 began to picket the April Fool
                                                                     In City Cooler OTHER                         OFFICES         FILLED                                                      fields of literature, legend, history,    BROWN DIRECTS REVELS
                                                                                                                                              Carnival against imitators, but when            even the modern movies. You can be
                                                                                                                                              its     merits were   explained   and   real-   anybody from Adam to Roosevelt,
                                                                                                     Carruthers, Ackermann And                                                                                                          Private Rehearsals Will Be
  Judged By Stylus
                                                 If     they   are   nothing   else,   the     15                                                                                             germs to elephants, just so you fit
                                                                                                                                              ized, they all decided     to come them-
                                               pledges of Alpha Tau Omega at the                         McMinn Selected                      selves.    Even   Hamlet    and    Cordelia
                                                                                                                                                                                              some category-even if it's a squeeze             Held Next Week
                                               University      of Missouri are ingenious.                                                                                              play.
                                               To protest recent assignment of pledge                  Tom Simpson was elected president sane enough to recognize the honor               Note: The couples are purely ficti-      Ralph Brown, director of the April
McCulloch, Wallace, Kelso                      "duties" outside their fraternity house,
                                                                                                     of Tau Chapter of Chi Beta Phi, na- Southwestern students were paying tious, and any resemblance to persons Fool Carnival, today announced the
   Appointed Officers                          they marched down          to the city jail,
                                                                                                     tional honorary scientific fraternity, them.
                                                                                                     for next year at the meeting Wednes-
                                                                                                                                                                                       living or dead is accidental, but the members of the cast of the play,
                                                                                                                                                 We became interested as the little ideas are valid and unpatented. Re- which will be one of the prominent
                                               asked (and received)       lodging for the            day night, March 15, in Science Hall. devils themselves, and decided to find member-the theme for this year's features of the annual affair. The
McILWAINE IS ADVISER                           night.                                                Other officers elected were John Wool- out a few things on our own hook. April Fool Carnival is "Reincarna- drama is to be a fantasy dealing with
                                                 The jailer claimed he meant no slur                 sey, vice-president; Dan Carruthers, Results of the snoop brought to light tion," and you must have a costume two present-day dictators. The cast
Name Of Organization Will                      on their valor when he quartered them
                                                                                                     corresponding secretary; Orville Mc- some very interesting details. Vivienne to get in. Don't come as yourself-            includes    Charles   Freeburg.     Ralph
                                                                                                     Minn, recording secretarys and Robert Birmingham and George Griesbeck that's no improvement.                              Brown,      Bland    Cannon,  Maynard
    Be Decided Later                           in the little used women's section of                 Ackermann, acting treasurer.             pounced upon the idea of Jezebel and                                             Dabbs, Thomas McLemore,             Robert
                                               the "cooler."---(ACP)                                   Retiring officers of Chi Beta Phi Ahab; Herman Crowder and Kate                                                         Stites, Charles Guthrie, Harry Hill,
  Seven    women    students     have   been
chosen    as charter    members of      new
                                                                                                     are William Nakajima, president; Mac Weaver are coming as turtle doves,
                                                                                                    DeMere, vice-president; John Wool- and Dr. Cooper as Sherlock Holmes.
                                                                                                                                                                                              History Recordings               Henry Bergfeld, Malone Randall, and
                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Robert Meacham.
women's literary society, which is be-         Group Attends                                        sey, corresponding secretary; Robert Oh, there are no end of possibilities!                    Done This Week                  Rehearsals for the play began Tues-
ing sponsored     by the Stylus Chapter                                                             Smith, recording secretary; and John         We might even dare some natural                                               day night in Hardie Auditorium. The
of Sigma Upsilon, national       men's lit-
                                                               National Meet                        Patton, treasurer.                        suggestions. George Humphrey and Professional                Talent Is Used play is to be in private rehearsal
                                                                                                       The purpose of Chi Beta Phi is to Barbara Dean might come as Antony                                                     every night next week. The drama
erary fraternity. Those selected were
                                                                                                    foster the growth of scientific knowl- and Cleopatra. Then there is always
                                                                                                                                                                                             To Portray Prominent              will take place immediately after the
                                               Five Represent Southwestern
Annie Few Work, Edith Kelso, Kath-                                                                  edge, to provide a common basis upon Romeo and Juliet which would be fit-                     Living Persons               presentation of the court members,
erine McCulloch, Dorothy Steuwer,                 At International Relations                        which those interested in biology, ting for Laura McGehee and Doyle                                                        who will be costumed to represent va-
Annie Rose Wallace, Anne Potts, and                                                                                                                                                      The five remaining episodes of the rious
                                                     Club Convention                                chemistry, physics, mathematics, and Fuller. Blanche Fleming might come                                                           outstanding personages.
Rachel Beasley.                                                                                     related subjects may meet, and to rec- as a China Doll, if she can dig up a History of Southwestern Broadcasts                 According to present plan, the south-
  Katherine McCulloch, Annie Rose
                                                 William Murphy, president; George                  ognize outstanding students in these Wooden Soldier. And of course David are to be completed this week with west corner of the gym will be cur-
Wallace, and Edith Kelso have been                                                                  fields.                                                                           the assistance of professional radio
                                                                                                                                              Schulherr and Peggy Houston could                                                tained off and transformed into Ber-
appointed temporary president, vice-           Humphrey, past president; Harry Phe-                                                                                                   actors, Randall Maclnnes, student di-
                                                                                                       Chi Beta Phi assisted the science be Napoleon and Josephine.                                                            lin, Germany, for the first act and
president, and secretary-treasurer un-         lan, Sam Carter, and Prof. Alexander                 departments in the promotions of the                                              rector of the programs, announced
                                                                                                                                                 Since we've suggested what people                                             the Southwestern campus for the sec-
til a later date when regular officerk         Boeker were thosen to represent South-               scientific exhibit held for high school "could be," we might add what a few yesterday. Southwestern students who ond and third acts. The cast will be
for next year and the name of the or-          western at the National Convention                   science students of nearby states sev- people "should be." Abe Palmer would will work with these professionals are costumed in German uniforms and
ganization will be decided upon. Prof.                                                                                                                                                                      Frazier, Marjorie Southwestern
                                               of International Relations Clubs which               eral weeks ago.                           be a perfect Falstaff; Dorothy Dan- Selby Bobzien, Steve                                         professorial garbs, while
A. S. McIlwaine will be the faculty            is to be held at Williamsburg, Va., on                  Simpson, a member of the junior iles as Queen Hatshepsut; Bobby Ac-            DeVall, Ardeanne Heiskell, Tom Dun-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                               the gym will be decorated with suit-
adviser of the group.                          April 6-8. The convention program                    class, is senior assistant in the biology kermann as Sterling Holloway; Ickey can, Thomas McLemore, James Cogs- able symbols of various dictatorships.
  The selections for membership were           will include addresses by nationally-                department and a biology research Orenstein as Cyrano de Bergerac; and well, John Summerfield, Mary Ware,
based on literary compositions sub-            known speakers, trips to places of                   worker at the Reelfoot Lake Biological                                            and Ben Lewis.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      All students attending must be
mitted by the women which were                 historical interest, and special Easter              Station of the Tennessee Academy of                                                  The professional cast is being used      in costume. The theme is to be
judged for technical merit and origi-
nality. Papers chosen were "Allen
                                               services. The Student Council has do-                Science. Woolsey, also a junior, is a     Players To Give                         because of prominent characters in
                                                                                                                                                                                      the scripts who are now living. Among
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 "Reincarnation" and the person
                                               nated $25 toward defraying the ex-                   member of the Southwestern Singers,                                                                                          may represent either what he would
Tate," by Annie Rose Wallace, dealing
with Mr. Tate, former Southwestern
                                               penses of the delegates.                             and an assistant in the chemistry de-                Comedy April 18              these will be President Charles E.         like to have been in the past or to
                                      At the Nitist Club meeting last                               partment. McMinn, a sophomore from                                                Diehl, Dr. McCaslin, and others.           be in the future.
professor, as a critic in the light of
                                     Thursday evening George Scott read
his essays; "Small Town Idyll," a a paper on "National Defense." Harry
                                                                                                    Memphis, is a chemistry assistant.        Production Will Depict Noel The episodes to be recorded this
                                                                                                       Dan Carruthers is a member of the                                              week are, "Move to Memphis"          for     The present .program includes the
short story of a murderer ina-amnkil Phelan and Sam Carter led a pro and.                           junior class and a member of Sigma
                                                                                                                                                  Coward's Bliss Family In            March 30, "Athletics Then and Now" court presentation at 7:30 o'clock, fol-
town, by Annie Few Work, and "Black con discussion on this subject. Twenty                          Alpha Epsilon social fraternity, and               Unusual Week-End               for April 6, "Fraternities and Sorori- lowed by the play, then a dance. Be-
Meat," a sketch of a negro woman, by members were present, and three new                            Ackermann is a chemistry assistant.                                               ties" for April 13, "Opportunities Then tween the acts of the play, there will
Dorothy Steuwer.                                                                                                                                The Southwestern Players' produc-
                                               members, Charles Perry, Harry At-                       Other members are John Conway                                                  and Now" for April 20, and "Com- be entertainment, consisting of a cho-
   Edith Kelso, in her short story, "The wood, and Prof. Alexander Boeker                                                                     tion of "Hay Fever" will be presented mencement and Alumni" for April 27.
                                                                                                    and Ralph Alperin. Prof. Ogden Baine                                                                                       rus of the Neely Hall waiters, and a
Bars," described an ironic love trian- were added to the enrollment.                                                                          at 8:15 on April 18, in Hardie Audi-
                                                                                                    is faculty adviser for the group.                                                 This week's episode, "Coeducation," mock radio broadcast, featuring
gle involving insanity, while Kather-                                                                                                         torium, Prof. C. P. Lee, director of
                                                                                                                                                                                      will be broadcast this afternoon at 5 Jeanne Reeves and Jack Conn, vocal-
ine McCulloch submitted a humorous                                                                                                            the play, has announced.
                                                                                                                                                                                      o'clock over Radio Station WMC.          ists; Maynard Dabbs, pianist, and a
essay, "How to Know Professors and
Understand People or Libel in the Li-
                                               Collegians Sharply Divided                                                                       "Hay Fever," a play by Noel Cow-
                                                                                                                                              ard, depicts the Bliss family in the       The gigantic task of moving the jug band.
                                                                                                                                                                                      college from Clarksville to Memphis          The dance will be sponsored by the
brary." Humor was also the keynote                                                                                                            act of some      unusually interesting
of Rachel Beasley's essay on "Dormi-
tory Life."
                                                      On Foreign Sale of Planes                                                               week-end entertaining. All four Blisses
                                                                                                                                                                                      is the keynote of Episode 9. The out- Men's Panhellenic Council and Soupy
                                                                                                                                              have invited guests for the same standing           moment of     this episode Campbell's orchestra will play. Steve
                                                                                                                                                                                      comes when Ole John Henry, the de- Frazier, Sigma Nu, president of the
  Anne Potts' "The Unimportance           of                                                                                                  week-end. Judith Bliss, a has-been ac-
Being Earl" was a character study of           Poll Is Closest In History                           President's blessing France had been
                                                                                                                                              tress, played by Marjorie DeVall, has
                                                                                                                                                                                      voted and faithful colored caretaker, Council, is in charge of arrangements.
                                                                                                    sold 600 latest-type military planes.                                             refused to let Dr. Diehl and South- Other officers of the council are. Val
a Florida beach-frequenter.                        Of Numerous Student                                                                        invited a brawny, brainless athlete,
                                                                                                       Students who agree with the Presi-                                             western come to Memphis alone.           Huber, Pi Kappa Alpha, vice-presi-
  Formerly there was a chapter of                     Opinion Surveys                               dent state that the democracies must
                                                                                                                                              Sandy Tyrrell, played by Harry Phe-
                                                                                                                                                                                         Episodes 10 and 11 are noteworthy dent; and P. S. Weaver, Kappa Alpha,
Chi Delta Phi, national honorary lit-                                                                                                         lan. David Bliss, the father, played by
                                                      By Student Opinion Surveys                    stay together at any cost in stemming                                             for a dramatization of the athletics secretary-treasurer.
erary sorority of college women at                                                                                                            Tom Mobley, has invited pretty Jackie
                                         AUSTIN, Texas, Feb. 23.-American                           the tide of Fascism, Others believe the                                           of yesterday and today, plus the tell-
Southwestern. For the past five years,                                                                                                        Coryton, played by Toni Noce. Her-
                                                                                                    sale of aircraft will help economically                                           ing of the organizing of fraternities,
however, this organization has been foreign policy has flared in headlines                                                                    man Crowder, playing the role of
inactive.                              recently with President Roosevelt's
                                       announcement that the United States
                                                                                                    and will aid the industry.
                                                                                                       On the other hand the majority of
                                                                                                                                              Richard Greatham, a diplomat, is the
                                                                                                                                              guest of the very undiplomatic Sorel,
                                                                                                                                                                                      sororities, and other organizations on
                                                                                                                                                                                      the campus. The 12th episode is a                       MMuSic News
                                       is helping the democracies of the                            those opposing say we should sell war                                             contrast between the opportunities of            By ANNE        TUTHI     1.
                                                                                                                                              played by Kate Weaver. David Bliss's
                                       world to keep in stride in the Euro-                         material to no one because strained                                               the past and the present. The Seal of
     The                               pean arms race. American public
                                                                                                    relations and entanglements are sure
                                                                                                    to be the outcome. Almost none at all
                                                                                                                                              eccentric son, Simon, has invited the
                                                                                                                                              vampish Myra Arundel.         Simon is
                                                                                                                                                                                      Southwestern, representing the four
                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Mischa Elmnan Gives
                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Benefit Concert Friday
                                                                                                                                                                                      phases of its history, is carefully ex-
     Student                           opinion approves, 3 to 2, according to
                                               the Gallup poll. But college students
                                               are pretty well divided on the issue.
                                                                                                    favored selling planes to the dictators
                                                                                                    to the exclusion of democracies. Di-
                                                                                                                                              played by Curtis Hurley, and Myra by
                                                                                                                                              Blanche Fleming.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Tomorrow     night Mischa

                                                                                                                                                                                         The founding of the Honor System concert in Ellis Auditorium. Mr. El-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                               world-famed violinist, will present a

     Says                                        By the very slim majority of 2.8 per
                                                                                                    viding the ballots sectionally, the Mid-
                                                                                                                                                 Gorton Berry, stage manager, stat-
                                                                                                                                              ed that the stage in Hardie Audi-
                                                                                                                                                                                      and its effects upon those who guide man is paying his own expenses
                                               cent, American collegians          last week
                                                                                                    dle Atlantic, West Central, and South-                                            their lives by it is the finale of the the entire proceeds will be "donated
                                                                                                                                              torium will have to be enlarged for
                                                                                                    ern states showed apnroval of the                                                  series.
                QUESTION                       voted, in   favor of selling war planes                                                        this production. Two wing partitions                                                      to Protestant, Jewish, and Catholic
  Do you think that compulsory phys- to democracies and not to dictator-
                                                                            question more than other sections by                                                                                A series of essay contests is   being
                                                                                                                                              will be built, one on each side of the                                                refugees in equal proportion." South-
                                                                            a few percentage points.                                                                                          conducted in connection with      these
ical education should be abolished?  ships, it is pointed out in a national                                                                   stage, to facilitate the many entrances                                               western students should be present
                                     referendum conducted by the Student                                                                      for which "Hay Fever" calls. Others
                                                                                                                                                                                              broadcasts.                           either for the sake of the cause or
              ANSWERS                                                                                                                                                                           After the twelfth broadcast, judges
                                     Opinion Surveys of America.                                                                              on the stage crew are Helen Queni-                                                    the musician. Tickets may be secured
  James Dougherty, junior: "Com-
pulsory physical education should be     Although students have been found                          Shakespearians                            chet, Annie Few Work, and Ed Nes-
                                                                                                                                                                                              will select the three best letters of
                                                                                                                                                                                              the weekly winners, and these will re-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        from any member of        the German
                                                                                                                                              bitt.                                                                                     Club or Anne Tuthill.
abolished since in the small amount usually more liberal in their views
of time the classes cover, no one can than the average citizen, this time
                                                                                                         Discuss Othello                        The Lynx beauty contest will be held
                                                                                                                                                                                              ceive a $100 scholarship for first prize,
                                                                                                                                                                                              $50 and $25 scholarships for second
                                                                                                                                              in connection with the play. Each per-
profit physically and from groaning they have registered their opinions in                                                                                                                    and third places.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Negro Contralto
                                                                                                                                              son in the audience will be entitled to                                                   To Perform At Auditorium
complaints, it could easily grow into the closest poll of the twenty-four                           Hollis And Ramsey Are Chosen                                                                The second contest related to the
                                       subjects used to date by the Student                                                                   vote for one of the campus beauties.                                                       Next week, on Thursday evening,
a mental hazard."                                                                                                                                                                             broadcasts invites entrants to write
                                       Opinion Surveys. Perhaps students                              New Members, Club Meets                Each sorority will enter three girls.
                                                                                                                                                                                    an essay of from 1200 to 2000 words
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        March 30, Marian Anderson, the great
  Virginia Ragsdale, junior: "I do not                                                                                                       Entries will be announced on March
                                       are more apprehensive of the fact                                  With Prof. Townsend                                                                                                           negro contralto, will be brought to
think    that   it should   be   abolished.                                                                                                                                         in length on "Education and School
                                               that if such a policy leads this coun-                                                        31.                                                                                        Memphis by Martha Angler. It is un-
Many students would not take it, if it                                                                                                                                              in My Country in My Grandfather's
                                               try into war within the next few years                                                                                                                                                   usual to have a negro artist here, but
were not compulsory, and physical                                                                     Problems in "Othello" were discuss-                                           Day." The first award in this contest
                                        they will' be among the first to be                                                                                                                                                             Marian Anderson is rated by many
education is necessary as well as                                                                   ed last Wednesday night at the meet-           APPLY FOR RE-EXAMS               which is entirely separate from the
                                        called to the front.                                                                                                                                                                            critics the greatest contralto of her
training for mental development."                                                                                                              Applications  f or re-examinations other will be a $100 scholarship, $50
                                          The question asked of a carefully-                        ing of the Shakespeare Club in the                                                                                                  time. The admission price, 55c, is cer-
  Russell Weiner, freshman: "I do not selected cross-section everywhere over                                                                 must be made in the Registrar's office and $25 scholarships for second and
                                                                                                    home of Professor C. L. Townsend, by Thursday, March 30, Miss Annie third, and seven additional awards of                           tainly little to pay for the opportunity
think that it should be abolished be- the nation was, "Do you approve of                                                                                                                                                                to hear her. Miss Martin in the Bur-
cause the average student does not the United States selling planes to                              sponsor of the club.                     Beth Gary, registrar, announced yes- $10 tuition credits.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        sar's office has tickets.
have the will-power to force himself the -so-called democratic countries and                          Two new members have been added terday. Re-examinations will be given
to take some form of exercise unless not to the so-called dictator coun-                            to the club roll. They are Harriett Hol- on Wednesday and Thursday, April                       BIBLE CLAS ELECTS                   Band Plays For
made to do so. Our bodies should be tries?"                                                         lis and Catherine Ramsey. The pur-                                                          Robert Meacham was elected presi-       Final Scrimmage
equipped with physical as well as            Approve ............................... 52.8%          pose of the club is to permit a more                                                      dent of the Men's Bible Class at its        Saturday afternoon the Band, re-
mental powers to be a well-rounded           Disapprove ...................... 47.2%                detailed discussion of the plays of               O.D.K.'S ATIEND MEET                    regular meeting on Sunday night to        member it, will be on the stands at
person."                                  As January ended the President                            Shakespeare, so that the members may         Billy Kelly, president of Phi Circle         serve in the absence of Allen Craft       Fargason Field to add to the spirit of
  Annabell Paine, freshman '"It blankly told the senate military af-                                better understand the author and his      of Omicron Delta Kappa, George Jack-            who has been forced to return home        the scrimmage which ends football
should be offered, but it should not be fairs committee that the United States                      works.                                    son, William McBurney, and Prof.                on account of sickness. Meacham is        practice for this year. All the student
compulsory. Students who are not in- should aid Britain and France in                                  Officers of the club are: President,   Ralph C. Hon are attending the 13th             planning an interesting series of         body is urged to be present to review
terested cut too often while those who thwarting the objectives of the Rome-                        Mary Elaine Lipscomb; vice-president,     National Convention of O.D.K. being             meetings. The first of this series will   championship football playing and
really enjoy It are hindered by classes Berlin-Tokyo axis. Shortly before it                        Jaa Ruffin; and secretary, Kathleen       held at Washington and Lee Univer-              be held this Sunday at 7:30 in the        championship band marching and
that are often too large.               had been disclosed that with the                            Fransioll.                                sity, Lexington, Va., this week.                Bandhouse, and attendance is urged.       playing.

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                                                                                                                                                                   THE   SOU'WESTER                                                                                                                    Thursday, March 23, 1939
                                                                                                                                                                   THE   SOU'WESTER                                                                                                                    Thursday, March 28, 1939
           THE SOU'WESTER.                                                                                                term papers are required and the grade will not be
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Fly-Leaf Scribbles
                               ESTABLISHED 1919
                                                                                                                             Students do not confine their poor spelling to
                                                                                                                                                                                            Lynx Chat                                                   With all the talk of war games          ceeded to do so with clarity and wit.
                                                                                                                          themes, term papers, 'sihce evidences of it are ap-     At Sou'weter 'Dance: -Kurt Elias                                   lately, we've been Wondering just what     His general thesis is that throughout
                                                                                                                          parent in posters, signs, and letters. During the    and Priscilla Shumaker started the                                    it's all about really. An excellent an-    history for the most part, to hold to
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     swer comes in "The Ramparts We             the democratic ideal has been to be a
                                                                                                                          fateful "revolution," one poster on which a bit of   dance; the first couple gave a waltz-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Watch," by George F. Eliot, formerly       Democrat.
                                                                                                                          doggerel was printed changed the word "defense"      ing exhibition (we shouldn't have
                                                                                                                                                                               overlooked them for the floor show)                                   a major in the United States military
                                                                                                                          Io "defence." On another poster in the same cam-                                                                           intelligence reserve. It is written with  Through the pages of Isaac F. Mar-
                                                         ~75~                                                             paign was a violation of grammar-in the state-
                                                                                                                                                                               -which     reminds us that the Glutz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     great clarity and precision-it is en-  cosson's "Turbulent Years" move the
                                                                                                                                                                               girl could really truck, not to men-
                      PUBLISHED WEEKLY                                                                                    ment, "Keep the home fire's burning." Why the        tion the dead tulips in the "house-                                   tertaining in spite of the seriousness departed Titans of Wall Street, Wil-
                            By The                                                                                        apostrophe in "fires"? Even the much-satirized       maid's knee' dance...                                                 of its subject. His recommendations    liam McKinley, William Jennings Bry-
                                                                                                                                                                                                            it's funny
                  STUDENTS OF SOUTHWESTERN                                                                                                                                                                                                           of military policy, if adopted, might  an, Woodrow Wilson, Theodore Roose-
                                                                                                                          Know Southwestern Better campaign slipped up         that everyone looked at Celeste when
                         Memphis,, Tenn.                                                                                                                                                                                                             make war against this country an im-   velt, Winston Churchill, Northcliffe.
                                                                                                                          on the last informative poster, ".... a higher pro- Jack Conn sang, especially on "My                                      possible, and certainly a risky, under-Lloyd George, Foch, Pershing, James
                                                                                                                                                                               Reverie"...      we were glad to see
                 1938                            Member                            1939                                   portion . . . than any Southern college," where Margy Curry there after two weeks                                          taking. The hook is dedicated "To      Matthew    Barrie,   Galsworthy, and
                 Associated Colle6iate Press                                                                              "any other, etc." would be more coherent.            sickness; even though the doc had
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     the citizens of the United States, uponmany more. It is an attempt to re-
                                          Distributor of                                                                    We d8 not pretend to be faultless in these re- made her swear not to dance                                               whose wisdom and courage must, as      capture the momentous history of the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     always, rest the ultimate responsi-    turbulent era from 1919 to 1936 in
                             Coleiale Digest                                                                              spects but it does grieve us to see bad spelling and Jean Venn and Russell Woods (pretty
                                                                                                                                                                               frequent, if you ask me) ...     Heathie
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     bility for the defense of our country."terms of many of the world personal-
                                                                                                                          grammar rampant on our fair campus.                                                                                        Sometning to think about.              ities who helped make that history.
                 INIPnlft             f   cIL,, NATIONAL          AOVKN'ldINO           *V                                                                                     Butler and Walter Scott rushed to the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The book is important without being
                 National Advertising Service, Inc.                                                                                                                            dance from the Country Club where
                    College PiblJsbers Rec'researuath'e'.                                                                                                                                                                                               "Democracy in the Making," by solemn. It will be read for its human
                                                                                                                                                                               they had supper ...     Norma Bright

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                                                                                                                              Missing Lynx                                      and Rowlett Sneed together again
                                                                                                                                                                                (they're about our best bet for "Ro-
                                                                                                                                                                                   mance of the Week")                ...       Bob Black
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hugh Russell Fraser, is a history of interest and as a rich chunk of con-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     the Jackson-Tyler era full of enter- temporary history.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     tainment and sensation. The descrip-
     Entered as second-class mater at the postofflee at Memphis.
                                                                                                                                       From the Campus Chain                       and Lois Welborn were drinking a                                  tions of social life in Washington and    And now, having considered books
                Teon., under the act o March W, 1878.                                                                                                                                                                                                Williamsburg are good; the dramatic about America and future wars, the
                                                                                                                                                                                   coke and holding animated conversa-
                                                                                                                             A case obviously intended for Dr. A's abnormal                                                                          scenes are almost incessant.           development of American democracy,
     WILLIAM Mc~tlRNEY.......-- ---.:...:... _...........Editor                                                                                                                    tion over something (?!?) or other
     CHARLES FREEBURG..................Business      Manager                                                              psychology class is that of the Wandering Bicycle.           . Billy Bucklngham brought Mar-                                                                      and'other American problems, 'what
                                                                                                                          The bicycle in question belongs to Dr. Nick, pro-                                                                             "Pursuit of Happiness," by Herbert about "The Rest of the World"? Ern-
                                                                                                                                                                                   tha Tidwell from Stephens, and Hfays
                           SCR-EDITORS                                                                                                                                                                                                               Agar (remember "The People's Choice, est Otto Hauser wrote it and it is
                                                                                                                          prietor of the Grill. During the daytime it leads a      Brantley escorted Mary Ellen Robin-
    News           ...... :--------- : .. George Jackson
                Editor                  --- ...                                                                                                                                    son from Gulf Park (why all the im-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Land of the Free," and his and Allen an analysis of the colonial aspirations
                                                                                                                          very humdrum and commonplace existence as a                                                                                Tate's "Who Owns America?") is also of the'Fascist powers-whon the au-
    Society Editor-.------------- Blanche Fleming                                                                                                                                  portations?) .'. 'Bernadine Taylor and
    Feature Editor- ...................              Biy  Murphy                                                          ineans of traiisportation for the dusky delivery                                                                           "the story of American democracy." It thor despises-and a discussion of the
                                                                                                                                                                                   Warren Prewitt, she's practicing what
    Sports Editor-.l...............................       Morgan                                                          boy. Then one night last week it disappeared from                                                                          is a book possessing substantial mer- imperial interests involved in the'to *-
    Copy Editor _        .....                  Meredith Moorhead                                                                                                                  she learned at Peabody (we mean'li-
    Art Editor...... ---.... _... '..........Arieanne Heiskel'                                                            its customary place only to return before daylight,      brary work in town) ...
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     its. Its author can write and has pro- ing world war.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            While          keep-
                                                                                                                          and was on hand for breakfast (ham and eggs-             ing our eyes open:-We saw the "S"
                                      EITORi'.                 STAFF                                                                                                               Club initiatdi even praying over little
                                                                                                                          20c; c6ffee-5c; non-commer~cial ad). The same
News -i 'rritiry St le r r. lathie''tl I", aisro,l"r'rr
    C'rog'.s'l,. Jrmes Cogswll, iNd
ti"Wiet-    l fael'itt      Mollie,
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                                          Anln 13x11, Virgiia              \\"xggener.~
                                                                                                    rkr        It,'e rt
                                                                                                                          thing happened for the two following nights. Then        eggs: peculiar thing to see such "he-
                                                                                                                                                                                   men" so afraid to see a gentle egg
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 MELODY MUSIC SHOP
bl'atere".-Marjorire l ,Val.                 Anne       I'otts.                                                           on Saturday night it did not return for breakfast        broken. Peek carried his around in an
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                SUPPLIES AND REPAIRS ALL INSTRUMENTS
C'p)     :id1
                 :''t',3-     .,je         .iL
            Miryhope Chaney, Ittth tdi''Ch*,,rrine
                                                  sacha iIu.       ilr   jr ri.'    llrr'lr          nl'a.   Ni 7I.,      and after an extensive search was found sleeping         ice-cream carton and securely packed                                                      FOR SOUTHWESTERN BAND
Set*'t-Johnson      Rien, James'N Almsan, Sarin ) L'                                          d'r.'crrr       IDrothyr    in a gutter on Snowden. Dr. Nick fears that the          in cotton ... Icky Orenstein chasing                                         82 MADISON AVENUE                                  TEL. 8-6155
    McGehee.    'risclila Shunlrr.                                                                                                                                                 one that "Rough-house" McLemore
                                                                                                                          bicycle may learn eventually that it does not have
                                                                                                                                                                                   had ferociously flung into the air .
                                          BUSIESS STAFF                                                                   to return to the Grill but can eat breakfast some-
Advertising       Staff-John              Young, Alien ,lrC. curtis Hulery.                                    William                                                             Tony Canzoneri falling over the rail-
       Dotelson. Russell Wlenfr.                                                                                          where else. With this discovery, who knows what          road tracks and watching the precious
(ailing Manager-Janes   Alman.                                                                                            tragedy may ensue. We feel that there is a moral         object     splatter    . . .   Fred Drees                 won
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                When the Occasion Calls for a
Circulation Staff-George Scott, Bill Lowe.
                                                                                                                          to be drawn somewhere but so far we haven't
                                                                                                                          decided where.
                                                                                                                                                                                   the egg rolling contest; among the
                                                                                                                                                                                   cheerers was chief inspiration and
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Gift--- Remember
Give The Ladies                                                                                                                                                                    sponsor, Stacey . . . Neal                         Williams
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 "THE BRODNAX NAME ON THE BOX ADDS
A Hand                                                                                                                                                                             carrying a chicken to class                        .. Fred
                                                                                                                             Today, we feel, will go down in history with          Partin serving as town crier at Ash-                                          MUCH TO THE VALLE, BUT NOTHING TO THE COST"
   This week seven good women and true were
                                                                                                                          such occasions as the unveiling of Whistler's por-       ner
chosen charter members of a women writers group
which is to be started on the campus. The new or-
                                                                                                                          trait of his mother and the founding of Mother's
                                                                                                                          Day. At present the greatest figure in American
                                                                                                                                                                                      Speaking of athletes: We have no-
                                                                                                                                                                                   ticed a decided interest in handball                                               GEO. T. BRODNAX
ganization, we feel, will fill a definite lack in the                                                                                                                              at the southeast corner of the Science
                                                                                                                          literature is that pacifist bull, Ferdinand, recently    building       ... Kitty Bright Tipton, Bar-
campus literary set-up since the members of the
                                                                                                                          immortalized by our own Mr. Disney. Today we             bara Dean, "Heathie" Butler, Cary                                                    GOLD       AND SILVERSMITH
alleged fairer sex are said to be more inclined to-
                                                                                                                          present the sure proof of his fame (clipped, as          Eckert, and Annabelle Paine claim
ward things literary and aesthetic.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Memphis
                                                                                                                          usual)-a poem written to his mother, "who was            the origin of the idea, but Frank
   That such a group has not existed at South-                                                                                                                                     1'ngland, Johnson Rhem, John Young,
                                                                                                                          a cow":
western over fiv" years is rc~rcttable, but it is to                                                                                                                               Harold Falls, and Bobby DeWar were
be hoped that with the beginning literary composi- "She doesn't swear, she never flirts;                                                                                           quick to take up the idea (we know
                                                       She doesn't wear those daring skirts,                                                                                       you didn't get lost in tat   one) . .
tion among 'the coeds will be stimulated and en-
                                                       She doesn't dance, she doesn't sing,                                                                                        and I guess by now you know that
couraged.                                                                                                                                                                          Bettie Cazort isn't any more, hut Mrs.
   There is a general cry for what has been termed     And sheiks in pants don't mean a thing.
                                                                                                                                                                                   Vaughn carries on: from now on we
"a literary Renaissance at Southwestern" and we        She doesn't use those beauty salves,                                                                                        will be suspicious of all leaves of
see this group as a substantial step toward bring-     But does not refuse to show her calves                                                                                      absence ...       Mary Margaret Page and
                                                       You ask her name, well, I'll tell you (comma)                                                                               admirers played a strenuous game of
ing about this millenium. May it not, we hope,
                                                       She's Ferdy's wise and gentle mamma."                                                                                       "pinchy-winchy" in the bookstore: ad-
turn into a Scribblers Sewing Circle or an Author-                                                                                                                                 mirers-Sam Hill, Henry Lynch, Tom
esses Afternoon Bridge Club. But' putting away                      *     *      *      *
                                                                                                                                                                                   Simpson, to mention a few . . . Alec
such thoughts, we congratulate the seven charter Famous Last Lines:                                                                                                                3treete trying to meet one of the
members ard place before them all 'their famous       'All' the world's a stage and all the women are                                                                              State Teachers' basketeers at time-out
                                                                                                                                                                                   intervals ... the tree benches are he-
female literary 'predecessors 'from Madame' de leading men.
                                                                                                                                                                                    oming popular again; which proves
Stael to Gertrude Stein.                                            *     *      *      *
                                                                                                                                                                                   it's spring      ...     foremost                of the    re-
                                                                                                                             The other night in a news reel we saw great cruts are Ann Eckert and Charles
                                                                                                                          blocks of concrete being splashed into a river out Freeburg; they prefer the one behind
 Al1 Shoulders                                                                                                            West: "These blocks," the commentator said               Z'alvln Hal...Ed   Nesbitt and Paula
 T6 The' heel, Please                                                                                                      ,nowingly, "will sink to the bottom and serve as
                                                                                                                                                                                   Harris prefer the one in Mrs. Diehi's                                         "HORSE OF ANOTHER CPLOR"
                                                                                                                                                                                   yard . .       Mary Margaret 'Wilson                      and
   As 'a step toward thk ng-contemplated frater-
                         e                                                                                                foundations for a' bridge."'Irritated by his smug-       Norman Shapiro prefer the one farth-
nity quadrangle, Omicron Delta Kappa, national                                                                             less, the thought came to us-what' if the concrete      est from Dr. Cooper's window; while                                                Admiral Nagel admired a valuable cream
honorary literary fraternity, -started' 'a drive to                                                                       hunks had refused to sink and, instead, bobbed           Tuthill and Courtner stick to the old                                              colored horse owned ly'George'IV. The
clear the lot behind the six lodges of'rubbish, trash,                                                                                                                             one right under It ...  we might-men-                                              king ordered that a hise be painted tial
                                                                                                                          gaily around like corks. The commentator might
and other unsightly objects. Al fraternities were                                                                                                                                  tion that Jimmy Powell's timing at
                                                                                                                          lave cleared his throat and said something about           he Grill has been bad of late.                                                   color and sent 'it' to Nagel. It rained and
asked to'have workers on hand,'but asusuil where                                                                          in exception to every rule. Or he might have put            Special of the Week:-LWlley, arch-                                              tie horse turned black. "It's a horse of
manual labor is concerned, the workers were few                                                                           its foot on'"the blocks and tried to* force them         spy of the dorrmitot'y,-informed us                                                another color" laughed his friends. The
and altogether out of proportion with the work to                                                                         wvilly-nilly under the surface. The whole affair         the other day that Jimmy Carpenter
be done.                                                                                                                                                                           is madly in love-with someone                                                      king having ' had iis'joke, then sent a real
                                                                                                                          wcould have 'been very embarrassing. And would

 " Of course everyone forgot it-it     just slipped his                                                                   have upset' America's one-hundred-million movie                                                                                             cream colored horse. MANGEL'S values
                                                                                                                                                                            The University of Georgia has ban-
mind. Or,' more t'ithfuly, everyone was afraid                                                                            enthusiasts no end.                                                                                                                         are never "a horse of another color" they
                                                                                                                                                                          ned student hitch-hiking at night and
that he would' have to clean up 'trash in another's                                                                                       *      *      *      *                   has forbidden co-eds to hitch-hike at                                              are genuine. Ai all-wool sweater at $1.00
back yard. If.such was the' reason, we quote as is                                                                                                                                 any time.                                                                          and a matching'skirt for $1.98 are excep.
                                                                                                                             All is not as it should be in the library. Hoisting
our custom, an old adage, "Sweep around your                                                                                                                                                                                                                          tional 'values of assured campus chic.
                                                                                                                          ourself up to return'a long overdue book the other
own door first."
                                                                                                                           ight, we entered only to find ourselves transfixed                             SEE
   If each group carted away their excess brush,
                                                                                                                          by the unwavering eye of the library assistant,
boards, bottles, broken paddlds, etc., the drive
                                                                                                                          who then glanced at the clock and made a notation          FRANK CAMPBELL
would be well under way Certainly the cause is                                                                                                                                                            For-              .          _

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   KII9AlGE LT
                                                                                                                           n a pad. Disconcerting as this was, we managed l
worthwhile and anyone may well look forward to
the day when stately trees, tinkling fountains, rest-
                                                                                                                          to dismiss it. But a few minutes later, cautiously         TIE BAST SERVICE
ful benches, etc., etc., wilt grace the now unsightly
                                                                                                                          ?eering around the edge of the card catalog, we            1'N" LAU N D R Y
                                                                                                                          met with the same stealthy scrutiny. Even fleeing                                                                                                        49 N. MAIN ST.
                                                                                                                          'nto the labyrinth of the stacks failed to shake off
                                                                                                                          the melodramatic feeling that we were being               W!hi@ Rose Laundry
 yes, We're Guilty, Too-                                                                                                  watched. Finally, in desperation, we checked out                          S5-34314
   Carelessly spelled words are becoming more and                                                                         nine books, chatting frantically about the advent
                                                                                                                          sf spring. Our exit was a masterpiece of noncha-
 more noticeable in campus life each year. There
are'same persons who cannot spell, but the large
                                                                                                                          lance, but at the door we wheeled around only to i
                                                                                                                          see a triumphant gleam in his eye as he made a
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  MODERN MUSIC
inajority could if they would take the time to
                                                                                                                          final notation of the hour of our departure.                                                                                                                       By
                                                                                                                             Rumor has it that this data is being secured by
  This trouble is not unique on the Southwestern
campus, as shown by a recent editorial in the
                                                                                                                          the Dies Committee as part of Un-American activi-                                                                                               TED WEEMS
                                                                                                                          ties on the Southwestern campus. Any day we ex-
University of Kentucky publication along this
same line. "Although spelling is taught in fresh-
                                                                                                                          pect to be confronted with our remarks about the ,I                                                                                         And His Famous Orchestra
man English classes, there is no real incentive for
                                                    coming of spring. We will be made to confess that
the student to master the art. The student of
                                                    they referred to the blossoming of another "revo-                                                                                                                                                                                At The
                                                    lution." These be perilous times, comrades...
French, Spanish, or German is graded down se-
                                                                  *      *
                                                                               *     *
 iously if he does not spell'the words correctly; yet
thM same student' may misspell twenty percent of      Philosophers tell us that the average student is                                                                                                                                                                HOTEL PEABODY
the words in his written ppers in'classes where 1 a daue fool.,

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      Thursday, March 23, 1939                                                                                                                     THE              SOU'WESTER                                                                                                                                                                                 Pae 3
         ura         M       23, 1939                                                                                                                    HEI               I
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      Annual Initiation                                                        ED E56LOW$S
                                                                                                                             ODD NAME DEPT.
                                                                                                                            PROF JAS.H. ENGUSHI
                                                                                                                             TEACHESeSPANISH AT                                 Boxing Tourney                                             West And Team:,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             S.A.E.  Tate,              Win
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Rebels Defeat
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               LynxGolf Team
       Held By- SClub
                                                                                                                             GROVE CITYCOLLGE

                                                                               COIIATE UNIVERSITY
                                                                               FOOTBALL PLAYER,
                                                                           ~WENT THROUGH THE
                                                                                GRID SEASON l-
                                                                                                                                                                                  Finalists Fight                                            Waddy
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Handball Tourney
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              West          and       Shepherd             Tate,           Ole Miss "Rebels" Win By Score

        Last Wednesday                                                         INJURED BUT BROKE
                                                                                H~ISHAND RECENT-
                                                                                 LYWHEN HE FELL
                                                                                  OUT OF A DOUBLE-
                                                                                                                           AT EDINBURIGHARE NO
                                                                                                                           ERS(TY THERE
                                                                                                                           BELLS CR
                                                                                                                                   WHISTLES To
                                                                                                                                             THE        BEGINNING
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          representing Sigma Alpha Epsilon fra-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           ternity, won the Intramural Handball
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Tournament by defeating the Pi Kap-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Of 151/2 To 21/2; Wilson
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Scores With Low 70
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Last Saturday, the Lynx golf team
                                                                                  DECK BD WHILE                            OF CLASS PERIODS. FOR
      Initiates Made To Perform                                                   DREAING HE WAS
                                                                                 RAMMING 1W' LINE
                                                                                                                           CENTURIES UNIFORMED
                                                                                                                           "BEDELS" (GDWPIED JAN-
                                                                                                                                                                                Sigma Alpha Epsilon Slated                                pa Alpha's             team of Val Huber and                                     lost their first match of the season to

           Before Student Body                                               .   FOR THE WINNING
                                                                                      SCORE !
                                                                                                                            ITORS)HAVE SOLEMNLY
                                                                                                                             CALLED THE STUDENTS
                                                                                                                                                                                       To Win Team Honors                                 Paul Buchanan by scores of 15-10 and
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1-10. The finals were held Tuesday
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           the "Rebels" of the University of
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Mississippi at Oxford. The match wag
                                                                                                                                 TO CLASS/                                                                                                                                                                                 played on the Ole Miss golf course.
      SIGNED EGGSREQUIRED                                                                                              i
                                                                                                                                     iC                                         NO ADMISSION                                   FEE        afternoon inthegym.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The Pi Kappa Alphas won over the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           The score in the match was Missis-
                                                                                               GENTLEMEN           -                                                                                                                                                                                                       sippi, 151%; Southwestern, 2'.
      Smith, Nettles And Neill                                                                 IT IS TIME FOR                                                                                                                             HNon-Frats' team of Adolph Orenstein                                                Rex Wilson, veteran golfer, made
                                                                                                 CLASS TO                                                                       Heavier Gloves To Be Used                                 iand        Louis    Kavelaras. The K.A.'s also                                  the low score of 70, while Bob Stites,
                Ale' Officers                                                                    TAKE UP!                                                                               Says Referee Hug                                  lost        their
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      semi-final match to the                                                              highly-touted freshman, shot a 72.
                                                                                                                                       l       l                                                                         S.A.E. s. John Flaniken and Bob Sie-                                                              Jim Holcomb, freshman, and Captain
         The Southwestern "S" Club held its                                                                                                                                       The Intramural Boxing Tournament                                                                                                         Harry Waring made scores of 79
      annual     initiation  ceremonies   last                                                                                                                                                                           dentopf were the Kappa Alpha repre-
                                                                                                                                                                                will begin this afternoon in the gym- sentatives.                                                                                          each. The difficult course, unfamiliar
      Wednesday       night. Those initiated                                                                               N;,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           to the Lynx golfers, was partially re-
                                                                                                                                                                                nasium. All candidates must meet-                       --       ---
      were Ickey Orenstein, P. T. Baker,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   sponsible for the loss of the match.
      Tony Canzoneri, "Stob" Jones, Baxter                                                                                                                                      the weight requirements today, when
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Tomorrow the Lynx encounter the
      Pouncey, George Blakemore, Henry                                                                                                                                          preliminaries will begin and finals will                  Parker, Cannon                                                                   Rebels of Ole Miss In a return matoh
      Peek, Fred Drees,         Doyle Fuller,                                                                                                                                   be held tomorrow. All matches will
      Charles Lee, Neal Williams, Bernard                                                                                                                                       take   place under the supervision of
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Reach Ping-Pong                                                                at Galloway Park. The Lynx have an
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           excellent chance of winning this re-
      Lockridge, and John McGrady.
        Previous to their initiation, the
                                                                                                                                                                                Coach Paul Hug. Rounds will last                                  Tourney Finals                                                           turn match, prognosticators say.

      neophytes were required to have an                                                                                                                                        two minutes, and three of them will
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Of 333 University of Oklahoma co-
      egg signed by every member of the                                                                                                                                         constitute a complete bout.                               Walker, Stites, Boothe, Gaither                                                  eds answering a questionnaire, 313
      "S" Club. Wednesday the student body                                                                                                                                         Favored to win are the Sigma Alpha                      Are Defeated; Championship                                                      checked "to make friends" as the rea-
      was subjected to stump speeches by                                                                                                                                        Epsilonians, intramural leading group.                          Match To Be Soon                                                           son for coming to college.
      the husky athletes dressed up in Hin-
                                                                                                                                                                                Their strong team will include Billy
      du    regalia.    A "back-to-the-farm"                                                                                                                                                                              Lloyd Parker of Sigma Alpha Ep-
      movement was sponsored by several                                                                                                                                         Boothe, Dan Carruthers, Jimmy Pow-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                       silon and Bland Cannon of Alpha Tau
      who trundled wheelbarrows hither
      and yon about the campus. Still others
                                                     Jack Dempsey Proves Genial                                                                                                 ell, and Bobby Elder. Both Elder and Omega reached the finals in the ping-
                                                                                                                                                                                Powell were finalists in the recent pong tournament as a result of de-                                                                         The Pause
      were given an insight in the hen-
      pecked husband situation by being
                                                            As Lynx-Fan Riot Occurs                                                                                             city-wide Golden Gloves Tournament cisive victories in their respective
                                                                                                                                                                                and because of this, it was thought brackets. In the semi-finals of the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               That Refreshes
      permitted to motivate with most ten-
                                                           By DOROTHY MeGEHEE                    and I never played football. All I                                             that they would be ineligible for in- upper bracket Parker defeated Hank
      der care a four-wheeled vehicle com-
                                                       While I Was working peacefully in         know is boxing. Don't tell Charley                                             tramural competition. Coach Hug, Walker 21-14, 17-21, 21-E, and Stites
      monly known as the baby buggy.
                                                     the Biology lab a horrible noise came                                                                                      however, ruled them both eligible and of Sigma Nu overcame Rhem of Kap-
         A new service was inaugurated dur-                                                      that, of course; I'm supposed to be                                                                                   pa Sigma 20-22, 21-10, 21-17. Parker
                                                     bellowing in the window, "Hey, Dr.          refereeing wrestling tonight."                                                 they will participate.
      ing this initiation exercise which is
                                                     Baker." An Investigation revealed Toto                   Down to Earth                                                         Weight divisions will be changed then defeated Stites 21-14, 21-5, 21-14.
      of great value to the student body in                                                                                                                                                                               The finalists in the lower bracket
                                                     Houts, former captain of the Lynx             Suddenly be grabbed my arm and                                               slightly this year and a new set cre-
      general. Starting at 6 A.M. Wednes-
                                                     eleven, yelling for Dr. Baker "to get       turned me around just in time to let                                           ated. Weight classes will include 118 were Bland Cannon and Henry Boothe
      day, the time was announced every
                                                     his camera and get himself down here.       a flashlight bulb go off in my face.                                           pounds, 126 pounds, 135 pounds, 147 of Sigma Alpha Epsilon. Cannon fi-
      ten minutes.
                                                     Jack Dempsey is here."                      By the time I could see again, he was                                          pounds, 160 pounds, 175 pounds, 190 nally emerged the victor in a close
         Officers of the "S" Club are Gaylon                                                                                                                                                                           match that went to 5 games. The
                                                                                                 gone. "Oh well, I mused, "Here today                                           pounds (a new weight), unlimited.
      Smith. president; Orley Nettles, vice-            The ensuing rush looked like the
                                                                                                                                                                                   Officials for the matches will in- score was 17-21, 21-11, 17-21, 21-17,
      president, and Hylton Neill, secretary-        charge of the Light Brigade. I was          and gone tomorrow," and stood in a
                                                                                                 daze. A football hit me in the back of                                         clude Coach Ed Kubale, Coach Rob- 21-19.
      treasurer                                      running around the parking lot look-                                                                                                                                 Previously Boothe had defeated
                                                                                                 the neck, and in the vague distance I                                          ert Waddle, and Mr. W. E. Thorpe,
                                                     ing for a pencil and piece of paper
                                                                                                                                                                                former lightweight champion of Mon- Murphy of Kappa Sigma 21-14, 21-9,
                                                     when, caught in the tide, I found my-       heard somebody yelling, "Get that
                                                                                                                                                                                tana, as judges. Versatile Coach Paul and Cannon conquered Tip Gaither of
      Milisaps Fights                                self standing on the edge of the prac-
                                                     tice field.
                                                                                                 passeltail off the football field."
                                                                                                                                                                                Hug, dean of intramural sports, will Kappa Alpha 17-21, 25-23, 24-22.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The championship match between
             Mortmain Law                               "Where is he?" I groaned. "There!"
                                                                                                 Students Enter
                                                                                                                                                                                referee, and Harry Morris, 1939 Lynx
                                                                                                                                                                                football captain, will announce the Cannon and Parker will be played in
                                                     fifteen unidentified fingers pointed.                                                                                      matches.                               the near future with Parker the
      Student Paper Begins State-                    To tell the truth, I was rather dis-
                                                     appointed. The photographers had him
                                                                                                     City-Wide Meet                                                                Sigma Nu, Non-Frats, Sigma Alpha ruling favor'ite.
         Wide Campaign Against                                                                                                                                              Epsilon, and Kappa Sigma are ex-
                                                     wedged between Doyle Fuller and                                                                                        pected to enter full teams. More can-
          Outmoded Legislation                       Fred Drees and well, I wondered if he       Southwestern Table Tennis
                                                                                                                                                                            didates are entered in the 135-lb. class
         JACKSON, Miss. - (ACP) - One of
                                                     was really the right guy.                     Enthusiasts Will Try Out                                                 than any other, and competition be-                                   TYPEWRITERS
                                                                  "See That Hand"                     For Bronze Medal                                                      tween Waddy West, Billy Kelly, Wil-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     AS     LOW       AS
      the most medieval of any law still on
      the statute books of any of the 48                Coach Hug came strutting through
                                                                                                    During the early part of next month
                                                                                                                                                                            liam 0. Nakajima and Frank Hammett
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       PAY    O1%LY A
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     $34.50  DOLSAk             A WEEK
                                                     the crowd and said, "See that hand of                                                                                  should prove colorful.
      states-a law which prohibits the                                                           the Memphis City Table Tennis Tour-                                                                                                         COOPER TYPEWRITER CO.
                                                     mine, it's not going to get washed any                                                                                    Heavier gloves will be used this
      granting of legacies to churches and                                                       nament will be held at the Gaston                                                                                                               91    ..   Secynd    St.                            8-3221
                                                     more." Then he concluded, "Dempsey                                                                                     year, Coach Hug announced. The
      charities-is being made the target                                                         Community Center. Several Southwest-
      of a state-wide repeal campaign be-            shook that hand! Yes, sir!"                                                                                            weights will be 10 and 12 ounces.
                                                                                                 ern students have entered.
      gun here on the campus of Milsaps                 Jack Dempsey was leaving the field                                                                                     No admission will be charged for
                                                                                                    Cecil New has won this tournament                                       any of the matches and the general                                                   Welcome
      College.                                       and everyone promptly left Coach
                                                                                                 for the past two years. Cecil will try                                     public as well as the student body is
         The law-called a mortmain law be-           Hug. Drowned in the wave of auto-
      cause it prohibits the giving of gifts         graph hunters, I managed to clutch
                                                                                                 for his third victory along with many
                                                                                                 other Southwestern table tennis en-
                                                                                                                                                                            invited to attend any or all bouts.                                        SOUTHWESTERN
                                                     Charlie Rentrop, the wrestling pro-                                                                                    Ladies and co-eds are also urged to be
      after- death-is being fought particu-
      larly by church-affiliated institutions        moter, before he got away. Rentrop
                                                                                                 thusiasts. Tommy Bronson, local sport-
                                                                                                 ing goods agent, will give a bronze
                                                                                                                                                                            present and encourage their favorites.                                        STUDENTS
      of learning because it hampers prog-           was the reason for Dempsey being
                                                                                                 medal to the winner of the men's sin-
      ress that could be made with addi-             here. Charlie brought him"down to                                                                                              INTRAMURAL STANDINGS
      tions to their funds from donations            referee some wrestling bouts Monday                                                                                         Sigma Alpha Epsilon........:........... 375
                                                                                                    Those students of Southwestern ex-
      and legacies.                                  night at the Auditorium and he was
                                                                                                 pected to enter the tournament are                                              Sigma Nu .....................                     210               SOUTHWESTERN
                                                     towing him around Memphis to see                                                                                            Non-Frat
         The campaign, organized by the
      staff of the Purple and White, finder          the sights (and incidentally, to drum
                                                                                                 Lloyd Parker, Hank Walker, Jim New,                                                               .................... 180
                                                                                                                                                                                 Kappa Alpha .................................. 120
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        BARBER SHOP                                                                    PHONE 8-7411
                                                                                                 Bob Stites, Bud McCraney, Bob Watts,                                                                                                                         649 N. McLEAN                                                    Factory at Fourth & Washington
      graduate weekly, has as its goal the           up interest in his appearance on the                                                                                        Kappa Sigma ------------- 115  ...................
                                                                                                 Bland Cannon and John MGrady.
      repeal of the law by the legislature           mat).                                                                                                                       Alpha Tau Omega......................70
                                                                                                    Further announcements of this tour-
      next Noveslber.                                   "Introduce me," I gasped, "I want        nament will bb made in the coming                                               Pi Kappa Alpha................65
         In explaining the history of the            an interview." "Sure," said CharlIe.        issues of the Sou'wester.
      law, the Purple and White said:
         "Hard to believe as it may be in
                                                     "Jack, this a young friend of mine.
                                                     Wants an interview. Hurry up, kid,                    CHOIR TO SING
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Thrill To The Thrilling Trwpets
      our present-day peaceful religious at-         we're due at the Veterans' Hospital in        The Southwestern Singers will per-                                                                                                                            Of                                                                            ..
      mosphere, Protestants In the South a           a few minutes."                             form at the evening service of the
      hundred years ago lived in fear and
      hatred of the Catholics. In the 1850's
                                                        "Mr. Dempsey," I managed to say,
                                                     over a barrage of autograph books,
                                                                                                 First Presbyterian Church at Poplar
                                                                                                 and Third. And It should be noted that
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          jRL JORCH
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          ~d P   Orchestra
      the Know-nothing party sprang up,              "How do you like Memphis? Did you           several alumni have attended every
      capitalizing and inflaming this ha-            ever play football? What do you think       one of the Singers' performances,
      tred.                                          of our team? How long are you going
         "Before this time there had not             to be here? Which do you like better,                                                                                                                                                                                  A iewz Sensation in Rhythm
                                                                                                                             CALL FOR
                                                     wrestling or boxing? How is the res-
      been any legislative retrction what-
      ever on the spread of church power;            taurant business? Where are you go-                 SCHRAFFT'S CANDY                                                                                                                                                                      L. . At T he
      in fact, in the constitution of 1817           ing next? Did you ever go to college?                                 (It's Deliious)

      there was an eulogy of religion and
      education. But in the code of 1857
                                                     And will you please sign my book?
                                                     Don't you hate autograph hounds?
                                                                                                        THE SAMELSON CO., INC.
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                                                                                                                  8-                           161 ADAMS AVE.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             !IQTE.                                            "Hm         CLARIDGE
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           f College Night
      there were entered clauses prohibit-           Have you ever been here before?"
                                                                 Curious About Gum                                                                                                                                                                                                         -     -     -      -    ii      :
      ing legacies to churches and chari-
      ties.                                             "Swell. Nope. Looks good. Leaving
         "This proved a boomerang, hurting
      the Protestants much more than the
      Catholics, for the Catholics instituted
                                                     tomorrow. Boxing. Fine. Dallas. No.
                                                     Sure. Yes. Yes," he said all at once.
                                                     What a memory! My mouth must                       LOEW'S                                                                                                                                                BACK TODAY                                                           WARNER
      a scheme of willing property to the
      bishop, who had no family, and whose
                                                     have dropped open because he laugh-
                                                     ed, "What kind of gum do you chew?"
                                                                                                        WEEK OF FRIDAY, MAR                                         24                                                                                                                                                             Theatre
      property naturally reverted 10 the             "Dentyne," I glared, closing it.                     DANGER WAS EVERYWHERE!
      church on his death. The provisions               "O.K.,"    he said good-naturedly.
                                                     "Memphis Is a swell place. I've been
                                                                                                        Nin oddly assorted strangers start
                                                                                                        out on the most perilous journey of
                                                                                                                                                                                       IRENE DUNNE                                                     1938 Academy Award
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      WEEK MARCH 24TH
      were left oult of the code of 1880, as                                                            their lives          .        in which their per-
                                                     here several times before, and each                                                                                                In her greatest show since
      Judge C~mpbell, Wuho prepared the
                                                     time I like it better. You have a nice
                                                                                                        sonal destinies merge to make excit-
                                                                                                        ing entertinmentl                                                               "Magnificent Obsession"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Winner-                                                                PAT O'BRIEN
      code, said they were unwise, unjust,
                                                     college here. I never went to college,
      and unnecessary; but, mostly because                                                                    Waiter Wanger Presents                                                                                                                          FRANK CAPRA'S                                                           JOAN BLONDELL
      of pressure by the Ku Klux Klan,
       they were reintroduced in the consti-
       tution of 1890.                                           FOR FINE                                     "STAGE                                                                          "Love                                          "YOU CAN' TAK                                                                                     -IN--

          'During recent years, church peo-
      ple have put up a brave and constant
      struggle to have these provisIos re-
                                                         DRY CLEANING{                                        COACH"             -WITH-
                                                                                                                                                                                              Affir"                                                        ITWITH YOU"                                                            "OFF the RECORD"
                                                                    See Our                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           With BOBBY JORDAN
      pealed. The legislature has been sin-
      gularly unheeding to their pleas."                      SOUTHWESTERN                                    Claire Trevor                                                                             With

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                                                                                                    Sorority Rush                                                                      Journal Will Be
Prospects Good                                  All      Entries In
                                                         Handball Ended
                                                                                                          Schedule Made
                                                                                                                                                      LOST AND FOUND

                                                                                                                                                 Bunch of keys with turquoise-set           Published May
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Refugee Students
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Received By 47
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         American Schools
 For 1939 At End                                             Last Wednesday
                                                   Entries in the handball tournament               Arrangements Pending Until
                                                                                                        Approval Is Given By
                                                                                                                                               Indian charm,
                                                                                                                                                 Two bracelets with crests.
                                                                                                                                                 One dozen gloves, assorted wool
                                                                                                                                                                                       All Articles Submitted Must Be
                                                                                                                                                                                            In By April First Says
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   NEW       YORK       CITY -        (ACP) -
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  least 47 colleges throughout the coun-

  Of Spring Season
                                                closed last Wednesday at midnight.                                                             and cloth.
                                                                                                                                                                                                 Editor Jackson                   try have made plans for providing
                                                The entries are as follows: Wiiliam                        Dean Townsend                         Belt to tan polo coat.                                                           scholarships and living expenses for
                                                Ielcher J. A. Costello, Jac Ruffin,                                                              One copy of Coriolanus.
                                                Rojeit Cogswell, Nicholas Demas, Dub                  The Women's Panhellenic Council                                                     "All students interested in submit-     the coming academic term to Euro-
                                                                                                                                                 Coral rosary.                                                                    pean refugee students, it has been
Round-Robin Game For                                   ~ing.o,William 0. Nakajima,                  met last Monday afternoon at 2:30            Double strand of pearls.
                                                                                                                                                                                       ting their literary efforts should have
                                                ,iil Bradford, Alec Streete, Barney                                                                                                    them in by April 1," George Jackson,       announced here by the newly-formed
                                                                                                    o'clock in Palmer Hall to discuss rush-      Three scarfs, white, red and
   Saturday Afternoon                            ;t;lg';cr, Waddy West, Bobby Acker-                                                           white, and hyacinth blue.
                                                                                                                                                                                       editor of the Southwestern Journal,        Intercollegiate Committee to Aid Stu-
                                                                                                    ing plans for next fall. According to                                              announced today.                           dent Refugees, a non-sectarian organ-
                                                .nan.    Bill    Maybry,       Paul     Buchanan,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  ization to extend and coordinate ref-
 INJURIES HAMPER TEAM                           \loih
                                                 '           Orenstein,      Val   Huber, Russell
                                                                                                    schedule drawn up, sorority rush teas
                                                                                                                                                   CLUB PRESENTS PLAY
                                                                                                                                                                                         The annual literary publication will
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  ugee work on the campuses.
                  -                             \.Weiner. Henry Boothe, John Flaniken,              will be held on Wednesday and Thurs-                                               come out by May 1 and will contain
                                                                                                                                               The Ministerial Club presented the                                                    In most instances college .adminis-
                                                                                                    day, September 13 and 14. Friday will play, "Thirty Pieces of Silver," at the      the works of students and alumni of
 Picnic At Rverside Park                            :" S3txlcntopf,      and Billy Boothe.                                                                                             the college. Short stories, critical and   trations   have waived tuition fees
                                                                                                    be a day of quiet with the Women's Lindsay Memorial Presbyterian
      Will Follow Game                                                                              Undergraduate Tea at 4 o'clock, and on Church      on Wednesday      afternoon,
                                                                                                                                                                                       familiar essays, criticisms, poems, and    while student-faculty committees have

          By  BILL MORGANV
                                                Drama Club Will                                     Saturday open houses will be held in March 22. Club members were guests
                                                                                                                                                                                       other types of literary expression are
                                                                                                                                                                                       to be included. Prof. A. S. Mllwaine
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  raised funds for room and board and
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  living expenses.
  When     the 1939 football          season             Discuss "The M ob'                         a11 the lodges. Pledging will take place of honor at the dinner program.
                                                                                                                                               The club also presented a program
                                                                                                                                                                                       is the faculty adviser helping in pro-
                                                                                                                                                                                       moting the Journal.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     The Intercollegiate Committee seeks
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  to bring to this country only students
makes its auIsicious  entrance ocx:                                                                 Saturday night. These arrangements
                                                                     -                                                                       at the Crippled Adults Hospital last                                                 of great ability whose achievements
fall, Southwestern should present a             Modern Drama Club Chooses                           are pending until Mrs. C. L. Town- Sunday, March 19. Bruce Crill gave an              Those alumni who are to have their
                                                                                                                                                                                       works in the Journal include Nate          and personality put them on a level
well-balanced football team that is                Galsworthy's Play                                send, Dean of Women, is consulted.       address and Robert Robinson played a
                                                                                                                                                                                       White, on the staff of the Christian       with Rhodes scholars. Selections are
running over with versatility Coach                    For Next Topic                                 Officers of the Council are Betty Ipiano solo.                                                                              therefore based on exceptional aca-
                                                                                                                                                                                       Science Monitor; John B. McFerrin,
Kubale's charges have been spending                                                                 Wells. Chi Omega, president; Jane                                                  graduate student in Economics; Er-         demic records, well rounded interest
                                                                                                    Bray, Kappa Delta, vice-president;           S. A, E. INITIATES SEVEN              nest Haden, professor in McMaster          in non-academic subjects, together
the past six weeks in learning and              topi o " ydiscso
                                             "The                        theModern
                                                                                                    Betsye Fowler, Alpha Omicron Pi,           Zeta Chapter of Sigma Alpha Ep-                                                    with testimonials of excellent char-
reviewing the fundamentals of foot- the topic of discussion at the Modern                                                                                                              University in Canada; Gerald Capers,
                                          'Drama Club meeting next Wednesday                        secretary; and Lillie Roberts Walker, silon fraternity announces the initia-       assistant professor of History at Yale     acter.
ball in a very thorough manner. To
                                           night at the home of Professor C. L.                     Zeta Tau Alpha, treasurer.         Other tion of seven new members at the
see the results of this intensive period                                                                                                                                               University; and Gerald Burrows, stu-
                                           Townsend, who is organizer and ad-                       members are Margaret Mason Jones, campus lodge last Monday night.                                                                   CONVENTION DATE SET
of spring training, just spend any                                                                                                                                                     dent in the law school of the Univer-
                                           viser of the group.                                      Chi Omega; Priscilla Shumaker, Kap- Those initiated were J. P. Cavender,           sity of Mississippi.                          The date for the Mississippi Valley
afternoon watching the Lynx at work
                                             The purpose of the club is to ac-                      pa Delta; Virginia Mangum, Alpha Walter Scott, Bailey Campbell, Mau-                                                          High School Press Association Con-
on Fargason Field.
                                           quaint its members with the best                         Omicron Pi; Dorothy Steuwer, Zeta rice Miller, Charles Collins, John Gib-                                                     vention held every spring at South-
   Good material is abundant, and it is
                                           works of modern dramatists and a                         Tau Alpha; Marjorie DeVall, Delta son, and Geren Baird. Shepherd Tate,            The earth is 13,900,000,000 years old,      western has been set for April 14 and
our opinion as well as that of many
                                           different play is studied each week.                     Delta Delta; Mary Kathryn MGuire, president of the active chapter, con- according to Dr. Alois F. Kovarik,                    15. More definite plans will be an-
others, that the present material is         Officers of the club are: Tom Mob-                     Delta Delta Delta.                       ducted the ceremonies.                 Yale University physicist.                    nounced later.
the best ever seen on Fargason Field. ley, president; Louise Blue, vice-presi-
Newcomers as well as seasoned vet-
                                           dent: Mary Crawford and Katherine,
erans are sharing in the well-deserved \'alker, secretaries.
                                                                  Other members of
honors. Backfield men include Oren-
                                           the club are: Lolly Ralph, Peggy Car-
stein, Palmer, Andrews, Foley, Conn, loss, Paula Harris, Margaret Rags-                              We're not Epicureans but we say
Pouncey, Peek, Underwood, Jones and dale, Marjorie Moorhead,
Winfrey. Punting and passing have Gee, Robert Cogswell, Gorton Berry,
                                                                        Dorothy Mc-                  EAT, DRINK AND BE MERRY at the
improved greatly over last year. The Jayne Gilfillan,
                                                               John Young, Mary
line should present its usual weighty Ware and Frances Akers.
array of talent. Captain Harry Mor-
ris, Cavender, Beasley, Fuller, Sparks,                                                                                                                                                                                        SIX STEPS TO
Anderson, Bailey, Little, Williams,          WHY JOURNALISTS DIE YOUNG
Heaton, Randall, and Reid are among "The typographical error is a slippery                                                                                                                                                    MORE SMOKING                   £
 the candidates for the line and the               thing and sly,                                                                                                                                                                PLEASURE
ends.                                       You can hunt till you are dizzy, but it
    Injuries have hampered the team no             somehow will get by.
 little during the spring practice, near-     Till the forms are off the presses it
 ly every man on the squad having                  is strange how still it keeps;
 suffered some kind or other. Men out         It shrinks down in a corner and it
 of practice at the present time are               never stirs or peeps,
 Perry, Baker. Lockridge, Williams. That typographical error, too small
 Canzoneri, Drees, Foley, and Cast.                for human eyes;
    A round-robin practice game will be Till the ink is on the paper, when it                                                                                                                                             AGEING-Chesterfield's mild
 played tomorrow afternoon on Farga-               grows to mountain size.                                                                                                                                                ripe tobaccos, like fine wines, are
 son Field. Three teams, the Reds,            The boss he stares with horror, then                                                                                                                                        aged for two or more years in huge
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          wooden casks. Here they gradu-
 Whites, and Blacks have been select-              he grabs his hair and groans;
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          ally acquire that true Chesterfield
 ed with Captain Morris, Pouncey, and         The copy reader drops his head upon                                                                                                                                         mildness and better astewhich give
 Cavender leading the teams. Informal              his hands and moans-                                                                                                                                                   milions of smokers morepleasure.
 games will be played and the winning Tne remainder of the issue may be
 team will be entertained by the two               clean as clean can be,
 losers at a supper.                        But that typographical error is the
    Following the game the "S" Club                only thing you see."
 will hold a picnic at Riverside Park.                       -The Trinity Times.

 Psychology Questionnaire                                                                                                                                                                                                 STEMMING-"Almost human"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          is what they say about the inter-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          esting stemming machines, whose
        Will Show Your Interests                                                                                                                                                                                          fingers pick up the tobacco, leaf
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          by leaf and take out the stem,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          leaving only the mild, tender,
     Here is a brief test which will demonstrate to you how your interests                                                                                                                                                good tasting part of the leaf to go
 compare with those of other college students. In front of each name with                                                                                                                                                 into the making of Chesterfields.
 which you are familiar and about which you could keep up a short conversa-
 tion place a check mark. These tests were devised by Donald Laird, noted
 American applied psychologist.
                S'ORSTS              4-                                   -
         Walter Camnp
         I'aavo Norin                           I       KAPPA SIGMA PLEDGES
         tcrntlan,1   We..c~
         Job.   IMnt                                  Kappa Sigma fraternity announces
         Sir Thomas Upton                           the pledging of Harold Jones last
           'hink Eva"
         .Johnny weissmuit.                         Monday night                                                                                                                                                          BLENDING -There         is only one
         Witliam Tilden, It                                                                                                                                                                                               Chesterfield blend ... the blend
         K. M. Landis
         Alioen Ielggin                                                                                                                                                                                                   that can't be copied ... a happy
                 I.ITERATIRK                                                                                                                                                                                              combination of the world's best

         Sherwo,,d Andterson                                                                                                                                                                                              American and Turkish tobaccos,
          Any tAcsstl                                                                                                                                                                                                     Just the right proportions to make
          Frank Siwln nert,.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Chesterfield a milder, better-tast-
          Wattr de Iln erre                                                                                                                                                                                               ing cigarette.
         .Io, ph Conradl
          G;rOng . J'an  Nathan
          Iend ik Wllttem van Loon
         William ,rLyon I'helps
         Dravid 11, lased                                                                *.
         (Sore Arlias

         eon Strohlm:.
         David Ward Griffith
         'S-g        M. Cohan
                                                                                                                 He'll say... Look what it says                                                                           PAPER-Every Chesterfield you
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          smoke is wrapped inpurrcigarette
         ('.,ro.r    i.ernard Shan
         The Serond Mrs. Tanqneray
                                                                                                                 on the back of the package...                                                                            paper... the finest cigarette paper
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          made. That's another reason why
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Chesterfields are milder and bet-
         " an I. C. IFahte                                                                                                                                                                                                ter-tasting.
         IRa~nmond t'earl
         Thna Hunt Morgan
                                                                                                                         "Chesterfield Cigarettes are a balanced blend
         John I. Waton                                               4.000tconur.
         Vernon Kellogg
         Jlartuc,, L.oeb
                                                                                                                          of the finest aromatic Turkish tobacco and the
         Thomas C. Chamherltain
         Athlrt A. Micheison
                                                                                                                          choicest of several American varieties blended
         Marie Cutrie
         1,.. I. Itakeland                                                                                                in the correct proportion to bring out the finer
   If you have more than seven check                                     HUNGER                                           qualities of each tobacco."
 marks on the list of sports you are                                     THIRST                                                                                                                                           MAKING -Almost faster than
 above the average college student. The                                  FATIGUE                                                           When you try them you will know why                                            the eye can follow, Chesterfields
 average on the list of literature is                                                                                                                                                                                     come rolling Out of the marvel-
 four, in entertainment      four, and
 science three. This should give you
                                                                                                                                     Chesterfields give millions of men and women                                         ous cigarette making machines.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Chest erfields are always round, firm
 some indication as to whether your                                                                                                  more smoking pleasure...why THEY SATISFY                                             and well-filled.
 interests are one-sided and whether
 you can talk about as many different
 topics as can the average college stu-
                                                                              A %%

                                                                                                                                           he sterfield
 dent. If you enjoyed this questionnaire
 and would like to see similar ones in
 the future,     please    comment    to the         D   '       e       Y         ~A
 editor or the features editor.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          their air-tight, moisture-proof
                A New 1939 Idea for Woven Shoe Cofort-
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