Listing # 11/1 of Funny OneLiners on pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny office pranks

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OneLiner -- Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

OneLiner -- Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

OneLiner -- Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise.

OneLiner -- Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

OneLiner -- Living healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which you can die.

OneLiner -- Worry is a misuse of the imagination.

OneLiner -- Love the life you live. Live the life you love. Bob Marley

OneLiner -- Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

OneLiner -- Love is a serious mental disease. Plato

OneLiner -- Marriage is grand; divorce, a hundred grand.

OneLiner -- Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

OneLiner -- Look to the future, because that is where youll spend the rest of your life. George
Burns

OneLiner -- Fear doesnt exist anywhere except in the mind. Dale Carnegie

OneLiner -- Lunix Because im better than you.

OneLiner -- Alzheimer's advantage: New friends every day.
OneLiner -- Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.




One Liners are nothing more than one person's idea of a witticism and, as you know, witticisms
can often be controversial in nature, especially when not everyone shares the same sense of
humor. Controversial or not One Liners are always interesting to read. You have read a few, now
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OneLiner -- Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. Lord
Dunsany

OneLiner -- Worry is a misuse of the imagination.

OneLiner -- Live simply so other may simply live. Mother Teresa

OneLiner -- Fill whats empty, empty whats full, scratch where it itches.

OneLiner -- Love the life you live. Live the life you love. Bob Marley

OneLiner -- Love is a serious mental disease. Plato

OneLiner -- Man cannot live by bread alone, unless he's locked in a cage and that's all you feed
him.

OneLiner -- Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Douglas Adams

OneLiner -- Look out for #1, and don't step in #2, either.

OneLiner -- Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.

OneLiner -- Am I ranting? I hope so. My ranting gets raves.

OneLiner -- Marriage. An expensive way of getting your laundry done for free.

OneLiner -- When youre at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on. Theodore Roosevelt

OneLiner -- Materialism: Buying things we dont need with money we dont have to impress people
that dont matter.

OneLiner -- Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

OneLiner -- Failure teaches success.

OneLiner -- Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. Kin Hubbard
OneLiner -- Looks capture the eyes. Personality captures the heart.



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