Docstoc

Listing # 10/4 of Funny OneLiners on pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny office pranks

Document Sample
Listing # 10/4 of Funny OneLiners on pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny office pranks Powered By Docstoc
					==== ====

Another listing from Our Series of Famous Gifts and Shopping Quotations compiled by
IJustGottaHaveThat.co.uk
www.ijustgottahavethat.co.uk

==== ====
One Liners Humor And Other Humor Quotations From I Just Gotta Laugh Now
1
Humor, Comedy and Fun can mean so much to so many. Read these One Liners about pranks
and gags, pranks for lads and funny office pranks to see what witticisms these Humor, Comedy
and Fun Lovers have come up with for your pleasure.

2
Why does Humor, Comedy and Fun mean so much to so many? Read these One Liners about
pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny office pranks to see what witticisms these Humor,
Comedy and Fun Lovers have come up with for your pleasure.

3
So we all love Humor, Comedy and Fun, or do we? Humor, Comedy and Fun is a fascinating and
complex subject and people's thoughts and views on pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny
office pranks can and do vary enormously, read these One Liners to see if they tickle your sense
of humor.

4
You don't have to be a comedian to appreciate pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny office
pranks, but it is helpful if you are fascinated by the subject. Humor, Comedy and Fun itself evokes
so much controversy and self professed comedians can be extremely vocal expressing their
witticisms, witness these thought provoking One Liners.

5
Do you have any strong opinions on pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny office pranks?
These people certainly do. Read the One Liners below from a diversity of people who enjoy the
world of Humor, Comedy and Fun just like yourself. We think they are a bundle of laughs, what
do you think?

6
It is bound to be controversial, it is sure to raise more than an eyebrow and it is equally certain to
be loved and hated in more or less equal terms. What is? A One Liner, of course! Even
professional comedians cannot always agree which deserves the Golden Award. Read on, these
One Liners are fascinating fun if nothing else.

7
It is often said that possibly the most fascinating aspect of pranks and gags, pranks for lads and
funny office pranks is the sheer enormity and diversity of the subject, almost overwhelming in fact.
Equally overwhelming is the enormity and diversity of the witticisms expressed by those involved
in Humor, Comedy and Fun, both professional and amateur, their One Liners can make for fun
and fascinating reading, read on.




A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the
trip.

Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people.

Linux is only free if your time is worthless.

F u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a womans birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

Failure is not an option its a lifestyle.

When youre through changing, youre through. Bruce Barton

Life is an open door. It can be closed at any time, so dont complain about the draught.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself.

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. It empties today of its strength.

Listen if you want to be heard. John Wooden

Leisure is being allowed to do nothing. G.K. Chesterton

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. Its the transition thats troublesome. Isaac Asimov

Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes. Oscar Wilde

A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.

Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be clean. Gthe

Life is what happens to you when youre busy making other plans. John Lennon
1
Absorbing reading don't you agree. These One Liners may sometimes be a bit borderline but you
must admit they can also be fascinating. Read on, there are more to come.

2
Well, have the One Liners you have just read given you some fascinating, absorbing reading?
Carry on reading, we have more of the same below.

3
Of course you don't agree with all that has been said above, or do you? Whether you agree or not
matters little if you have derived pleasure from the thought provoking One Liners. Please read on.

4
Man was given a voice in order that he could enlighten the world with his opinions. That is not a
One Liner just my opinion, an opinion likely to evoke comments, possibly acclaim, most certainly
criticism just like the One Liners you have just read and are about to read.

5
You have just read a few One Liners, what are your thoughts? Do you agree with the authors, or
disagree? It is doubtful if the authors anticipated either agreement or disagreement but what they
may well have hoped for is that their One Liners provoked at least a desire to read more so,
please Read On.

6
One Liners are nothing more than one person's idea of a witticism and, as you know, witticisms
can often be controversial in nature, especially when not everyone shares the same sense of
humor. Controversial or not One Liners are always interesting to read. You have read a few, now
read on for more.

7
Are you finding these One Liners enjoyable? Always intended to be humorous but not always
achieving success, but always a new source of education and knowledge, however gained, should
never be discounted Carry on reading to read more One Liners and perhaps a little enjoyment
along the way.




Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Lifes a bleach and then you dye.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease R. D. Laing

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the airplane, the
pessimist invents the parachute. George Bernard Shaw

Life isnt about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. George Bernard Shaw

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humor?

Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

Lifes a bitch, and then youre reincarnated.

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

Excuse me, is there an airport nearby large enough for a private jet to land?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Learning from your mistakes is smart, learning from the mistakes of others is wise.

Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software.

Life isnt about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. George Bernard Shaw
1
One Liners are intended to provide interest, enjoyment, perhaps controversy and hopefully a
desire to learn more about pranks and gags, pranks for lads, one liners humor and funny office
pranks. We hope the One Liners above have had this effect on you, if so then we cordially invite
you to visit our website at IJustGottaLaughNow.com where you will not only be able to read many
more One Liners but also learn lots of other fascinating and humorous facts. See you there, just
click the link below.

2
Did you enjoy reading these One Liners? It can be fascinating to read the witticisms of others on
the subject of pranks and gags, pranks for lads, one liners humor, funny office pranks. These
One Liners are but a handful of the total you can read in our One Liners archives at
IJustGottaLaughNow.com. We invite you to click the link below to visit our site and learn more on
the subject of having fun. Click now!

3
Absorbing reading, don't you agree? Whilst I may not always agree with what is being said I must
admit to being fascinated by the opinions of others especially when the subject is pranks and
gags, pranks for lads, one liners humor, funny office pranks. Not only a good read but also quite
often an educational one as I frequently pick up lots of valuable information from these One Liners.
You can find lots more absorbing One Liners together with a multitude of other humorous facts at
IJustGottaLaughNow.com. See you there, just click the link below.

4
Thought provoking, controversial, educational. Maybe all of these, maybe none, but without a
shadow of doubt One Liners are invariably absorbing and fascinating reading, guaranteed chock
full of fun, especially when they concern pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny office pranks.
We hope you agree, if so then we cordially invite you to visit our website at
IJustGottaLaughNow.com for more One Liners and lots of other fascinating fun factst. See you
there, just click the link below.

5
Of course we don't expect you to agree with everything you have just read, probably even the
authors themselves don't expect this. We do however feel you may well agree when we say that
One Liners are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. You have just read a small taster of One
Liners about pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny office pranks which we have on our
website at IJustGottaLaughNow.com. Lots more One Liners plus loads more fascinating fun.
See you there, just click the link below.

6
The World Of Funt is a truly fascinating world, simple yet complex, provocative yet peaceful,
discordant yet harmonious. The opinions of those connected with the World of Fun can also be all
of these and at the same time are often educational and informative. Yes, even One Liners can
be all of these. We hope what you have just read has been informative for you and now invite
you to visit our website, IJustGottaLaughNow.com to read many more One Liners plus lots of
other fascinating fun facts about pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny office pranks. See
you there, just click the link below.

7
Did you enjoy these One Liners? A lot of pleasure can be gained from reading the witticisms of
others on the subject of pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny office pranks, pleasure, and
knowledge, which perhaps you could put to good use on your own publications. We have many
more One Liners just like these plus lots of other fascinating, fun facts in our One Liners archives
at IJustGottaLaughNow.com. See you there, just click the link below. Click now!




==== ====

Another listing from Our Series of Famous Gifts and Shopping Quotations compiled by
IJustGottaHaveThat.co.uk
www.ijustgottahavethat.co.uk

==== ====

				
DOCUMENT INFO
Shared By:
Categories:
Stats:
views:16
posted:7/30/2012
language:English
pages:5
Description: Another listing from Our Series of Funny One-Liners compiled by IJustGottaLaughNow.com