IMPROMPTU TOPICS

							IMPROMPTU TOPICS

  Why do cockroaches survive nuclear wars?

  Why do Vikings wear horned hats?

  Why do rabbits multiply so quickly?

  Why do chickens lay eggs?

  Who are “they”?

  Why do doctors wear white coats?

  Why do blondes have more fun?

  What would happen if you saw Johnny Depp at a Burger King?

  Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

  Why are there locks on gas stations that are open twenty-four hours a day…?

  What would happen if rock music never existed?

  What would have happened if E.T. actually did get to phone home?

  What does the black market look like?

  What does Santa do during the summer?

  How will Martha Stewart prepare for jail?

  What came first, the chicken or the egg?

  Why do mimes paint their faces white?

  Who killed Roger Rabbit?

  Why do cats have tails?

  What would happen if your dog could talk?

  What if you had super powers?

  How could school lunches improve their lunchmeat?
Why do teachers need answer books?

How do porcupines kiss?

Why are old people so polite?

Why are there Braille dots on the drive-thru ATM’s?

Al Gore vs. George Bush in a fight to the death. Who would win?

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

If air ports are so safe, why are they called terminals?

Why are lions the kings of the jungle?

How would life be different if we didn’t have computers?

What would you do with a time machine?

Why is there an s in “lisp”?

If teachers have substitutes, why can’t we?

Can you ever have too much of a good thing?

Are you being judgmental when you say that someone is judgmental?

Where are the weapons of mass destruction?

Why do old people have such big noses?

Do fish drink water?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel around his waist after he gets out of the

shower if he doesn’t wear pants?

Why are Captain Crunch’s eyebrows on his hat?

What if your favorite cartoon character came to life?

Why does Mickey Mouse only have four fingers?

Where is Osama bin Laden?
Is Elvis dead?

Why do elk have horns?

Why are shiny things so cool?

What does yellow taste like?

Why don’t dolphins have fingers?

Do aliens exist?