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					The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
   [Blu-ray] starring Jessica Biel


         The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) [Blu-ray] starring Jessica Biel


The 2003 version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre adheres to the pure
and simple slasher movie formula: Introduce a gaggle of sexy young
people, make vague gestures to distinguish them--Jessica Biel (Summer
Catch) wants to get married and doesnt like pot, so shes our moral
compass--then start hacking them to pieces one by one. The visual palette
includes grimy crucified dolls, fly-specked pig carcasses, body parts
floating in murky jars, a tobacco-chewing redneck sheriff, and many
slender beams of sunlight cutting through dank, dusty interiors. The
camera lovingly photographs Biels tank-topped bosom and sculpted abs
as shes running in terror from a bloated, chainsaw-wielding, human-skin-
wearing maniac. This remake lacks the macabre comedy of the original; its
all about the nauseating sensation of waiting for something to jump out of
the dark. Also featuring Eric Balfour (Six Feet Under) and R. Lee Ermey
(Full Metal Jacket, Mail Call). --Bret Fetzer

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