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Another listing from our Series of Funny One Liners compiled by I Just Gotta Laugh Now
www.ijustgottalaughnow.com

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Funny Office Pranks And Other Humor Quotations From I Just Gotta Laugh Now
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Humor, Comedy and Fun can mean so much to so many. Read these One Liners about pranks
and gags, pranks for lads and funny office pranks to see what witticisms these Humor, Comedy
and Fun Lovers have come up with for your pleasure.

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Why does Humor, Comedy and Fun mean so much to so many? Read these One Liners about
pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny office pranks to see what witticisms these Humor,
Comedy and Fun Lovers have come up with for your pleasure.

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So we all love Humor, Comedy and Fun, or do we? Humor, Comedy and Fun is a fascinating and
complex subject and people's thoughts and views on pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny
office pranks can and do vary enormously, read these One Liners to see if they tickle your sense
of humor.

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You don't have to be a comedian to appreciate pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny office
pranks, but it is helpful if you are fascinated by the subject. Humor, Comedy and Fun itself evokes
so much controversy and self professed comedians can be extremely vocal expressing their
witticisms, witness these thought provoking One Liners.

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Do you have any strong opinions on pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny office pranks?
These people certainly do. Read the One Liners below from a diversity of people who enjoy the
world of Humor, Comedy and Fun just like yourself. We think they are a bundle of laughs, what
do you think?

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It is bound to be controversial, it is sure to raise more than an eyebrow and it is equally certain to
be loved and hated in more or less equal terms. What is? A One Liner, of course! Even
professional comedians cannot always agree which deserves the Golden Award. Read on, these
One Liners are fascinating fun if nothing else.

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It is often said that possibly the most fascinating aspect of pranks and gags, pranks for lads and
funny office pranks is the sheer enormity and diversity of the subject, almost overwhelming in fact.
Equally overwhelming is the enormity and diversity of the witticisms expressed by those involved
in Humor, Comedy and Fun, both professional and amateur, their One Liners can make for fun
and fascinating reading, read on.
OneLiner -- I want patience - AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!

OneLiner -- A writer needs a pen, a painter needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army. Orson
Welles

OneLiner -- I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was,
she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

OneLiner -- I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired.

OneLiner -- I wonder why you can always read a doctors bill and never his prescription? Finley
Peter Dunne

OneLiner -- I quote people to better express myself.

OneLiner -- Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

OneLiner -- I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with Guess on it. So I said Implants?

OneLiner -- Did you hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!

OneLiner -- I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better.

OneLiner -- I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

OneLiner -- Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.

OneLiner -- A bachelors life is no life for a single man.

OneLiner -- I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

OneLiner -- According to my calculations the problem doesnt exist.

OneLiner -- I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.

OneLiner -- A writer needs a pen, a painter needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army. Orson
Welles

OneLiner -- I was more nervous than a ceiling fan storeowner with a comb-over.

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Absorbing reading don't you agree. These One Liners may sometimes be a bit borderline but you
must admit they can also be fascinating. Read on, there are more to come.
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Well, have the One Liners you have just read given you some fascinating, absorbing reading?
Carry on reading, we have more of the same below.

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Of course you don't agree with all that has been said above, or do you? Whether you agree or not
matters little if you have derived pleasure from the thought provoking One Liners. Please read on.

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Man was given a voice in order that he could enlighten the world with his opinions. That is not a
One Liner just my opinion, an opinion likely to evoke comments, possibly acclaim, most certainly
criticism just like the One Liners you have just read and are about to read.

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You have just read a few One Liners, what are your thoughts? Do you agree with the authors, or
disagree? It is doubtful if the authors anticipated either agreement or disagreement but what they
may well have hoped for is that their One Liners provoked at least a desire to read more so,
please Read On.

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One Liners are nothing more than one person's idea of a witticism and, as you know, witticisms
can often be controversial in nature, especially when not everyone shares the same sense of
humor. Controversial or not One Liners are always interesting to read. You have read a few, now
read on for more.

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Are you finding these One Liners enjoyable? Always intended to be humorous but not always
achieving success, but always a new source of education and knowledge, however gained, should
never be discounted Carry on reading to read more One Liners and perhaps a little enjoyment
along the way.



OneLiner -- Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

OneLiner -- I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong
answers. Peter Kaye

OneLiner -- Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments. Jim Rohn

OneLiner -- Did you hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!

OneLiner -- I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Henny Youngman

OneLiner -- I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.

OneLiner -- Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. Benjamin Franklin
OneLiner -- According to my calculations the problem doesnt exist.

OneLiner -- I used to be indecisive but I am not sure anymore.

OneLiner -- Be yourself, everyone else is already taken. Oscar Wilde

OneLiner -- I want patience - AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!

OneLiner -- Do not attribute to malice what can as easily be attributed to stupidity.

OneLiner -- 99% of lawyers are giving the rest a bad name.

OneLiner -- I was only looking at your nametag, honest!

OneLiner -- Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free.

OneLiner -- I wonder why you can always read a doctors bill and never his prescription? Finley
Peter Dunne

OneLiner -- I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken.

OneLiner -- Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as 4s?

OneLiner -- Do not put statements in the negative form.

OneLiner -- I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
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One Liners are intended to provide interest, enjoyment, perhaps controversy and hopefully a
desire to learn more about pranks and gags, pranks for lads, one liners humor and funny office
pranks. We hope the One Liners above have had this effect on you, if so then we cordially invite
you to visit our website at IJustGottaLaughNow.com where you will not only be able to read many
more One Liners but also learn lots of other fascinating and humorous facts. See you there, just
click the link below.

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Did you enjoy reading these One Liners? It can be fascinating to read the witticisms of others on
the subject of pranks and gags, pranks for lads, one liners humor, funny office pranks. These
One Liners are but a handful of the total you can read in our One Liners archives at
IJustGottaLaughNow.com. We invite you to click the link below to visit our site and learn more on
the subject of having fun. Click now!

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Absorbing reading, don't you agree? Whilst I may not always agree with what is being said I must
admit to being fascinated by the opinions of others especially when the subject is pranks and
gags, pranks for lads, one liners humor, funny office pranks. Not only a good read but also quite
often an educational one as I frequently pick up lots of valuable information from these One Liners.
You can find lots more absorbing One Liners together with a multitude of other humorous facts at
IJustGottaLaughNow.com. See you there, just click the link below.
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Thought provoking, controversial, educational. Maybe all of these, maybe none, but without a
shadow of doubt One Liners are invariably absorbing and fascinating reading, guaranteed chock
full of fun, especially when they concern pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny office pranks.
We hope you agree, if so then we cordially invite you to visit our website at
IJustGottaLaughNow.com for more One Liners and lots of other fascinating fun factst. See you
there, just click the link below.

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Of course we don't expect you to agree with everything you have just read, probably even the
authors themselves don't expect this. We do however feel you may well agree when we say that
One Liners are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. You have just read a small taster of One
Liners about pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny office pranks which we have on our
website at IJustGottaLaughNow.com. Lots more One Liners plus loads more fascinating fun.
See you there, just click the link below.

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The World Of Funt is a truly fascinating world, simple yet complex, provocative yet peaceful,
discordant yet harmonious. The opinions of those connected with the World of Fun can also be all
of these and at the same time are often educational and informative. Yes, even One Liners can
be all of these. We hope what you have just read has been informative for you and now invite
you to visit our website, IJustGottaLaughNow.com to read many more One Liners plus lots of
other fascinating fun facts about pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny office pranks. See
you there, just click the link below.

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Did you enjoy these One Liners? A lot of pleasure can be gained from reading the witticisms of
others on the subject of pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny office pranks, pleasure, and
knowledge, which perhaps you could put to good use on your own publications. We have many
more One Liners just like these plus lots of other fascinating, fun facts in our One Liners archives
at IJustGottaLaughNow.com. See you there, just click the link below. Click now!




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Another listing from our Series of Funny One Liners compiled by I Just Gotta Laugh Now
www.ijustgottalaughnow.com

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