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Another listing from our Series of Funny One Liners compiled by I Just Gotta Laugh Now
www.ijustgottalaughnow.com

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Pranks and Gags And Other Humor Quotations From I Just Gotta Laugh Now



Humor, Comedy and Fun can mean so much to so many. Read these One Liners about pranks
and gags, pranks for lads and funny office pranks to see what witticisms these Humor, Comedy
and Fun Lovers have come up with for your pleasure.



OneLiner -- Be naughty save santa the trip.

OneLiner -- I need someone really bad! Are you really bad?

OneLiner -- Dawn is natures way of telling you to go to bed.

OneLiner -- 43% of all statistics are worthless.

OneLiner -- Department of Redundancy Department

OneLiner -- A witty saying proves nothing. Voltaire

OneLiner -- I know Im paranoid, but am I paranoid enough? Tom Clancy

OneLiner -- A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise
answer. Bruce Lee

OneLiner -- I never forget a face, but in your case Ill be glad to make an exception. Groucho Marx

OneLiner -- I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. W. C. Fields

OneLiner -- I love cats; they taste just like chicken.

OneLiner -- When I was young, I just wanted a BMW. Now that I'm older, I don't need the W.

OneLiner -- I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do to it. W. C. Fields

OneLiner -- Be nice to your kids: they'll choose your nursing home.

OneLiner -- I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

OneLiner -- Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works. Steve Jobs
OneLiner -- When in doubt, mumble.

OneLiner -- I prefer old age to the alternative.



Absorbing reading don't you agree. These One Liners may sometimes be a bit borderline but you
must admit they can also be fascinating. Read on, there are more to come.



OneLiner -- I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.

OneLiner -- A weekend wasted isnt a wasted weekend.

OneLiner -- Criminal Lawyer a redundant phrase.

OneLiner -- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

OneLiner -- I never said most of the things I said. Yogi Berra

OneLiner -- When its dark enough you can see the stars.

OneLiner -- I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to
say it. Voltaire

OneLiner -- I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I cant get my wife to go swimming.
Jimmy Carter

OneLiner -- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen

OneLiner -- I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

OneLiner -- A word to the wise aint necessary its the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby

OneLiner -- I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. Douglas Adams

OneLiner -- I like my men like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

OneLiner -- Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

OneLiner -- I live in California, and my watch is three hours fast, I can't fix it, so I'm moving to New
York.

OneLiner -- I only drink to make other people more sociable.

OneLiner -- I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright

OneLiner -- I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold and bitter.
OneLiner -- I just got lost in thought, and it was unfamiliar territory.



One Liners are intended to provide interest, enjoyment, perhaps controversy and hopefully a
desire to learn more about pranks and gags, pranks for lads, one liners humor and funny office
pranks. We hope the One Liners above have had this effect on you, if so then we cordially invite
you to visit our website at IJustGottaLaughNow.com where you will not only be able to read many
more One Liners but also learn lots of other fascinating and humorous facts. See you there, just
click the link below.




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Another listing from our Series of Funny One Liners compiled by I Just Gotta Laugh Now
www.ijustgottalaughnow.com

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