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Another listing from our Series of Funny One Liners compiled by I Just Gotta Laugh Now
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You don't have to be a comedian to appreciate pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny office
pranks, but it is helpful if you are fascinated by the subject. Humor, Comedy and Fun itself evokes
so much controversy and self professed comedians can be extremely vocal expressing their
witticisms, witness these thought provoking One Liners.



OneLiner -- A word to the wise aint necessary its the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby

OneLiner -- I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to
say it. Voltaire

OneLiner -- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

OneLiner -- I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

OneLiner -- A witty saying proves nothing. Voltaire

OneLiner -- Dawn is natures way of telling you to go to bed.

OneLiner -- Be naughty save santa the trip.

OneLiner -- I only drink to make other people more sociable.

OneLiner -- 43% of all statistics are worthless.

OneLiner -- Be nice to your kids: they'll choose your nursing home.

OneLiner -- I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.

OneLiner -- I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

OneLiner -- 3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.

OneLiner -- I never forget a face, but in your case Ill be glad to make an exception. Groucho Marx

OneLiner -- I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to
say it. Voltaire
OneLiner -- Cut my pie into four pieces, I dont think I could eat eight. Yogi Berra

OneLiner -- When in doubt, mumble.



You have just read a few One Liners, what are your thoughts? Do you agree with the authors, or
disagree? It is doubtful if the authors anticipated either agreement or disagreement but what they
may well have hoped for is that their One Liners provoked at least a desire to read more so,
please Read On.



OneLiner -- I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. W. C. Fields

OneLiner -- I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. Douglas Adams

OneLiner -- When in doubt, poke it with a stick.

OneLiner -- Department of Redundancy Department

OneLiner -- I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright

OneLiner -- When its dark enough you can see the stars.

OneLiner -- When in doubt, do what the President does. Guess.

OneLiner -- When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. Sigmund Freud

OneLiner -- I know Im paranoid, but am I paranoid enough? Tom Clancy

OneLiner -- I know not with what weapons World War II will be fought, but World War IV will be
fought with sticks and stones. Albert Einstein

OneLiner -- I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do to it. W. C. Fields

OneLiner -- Death to all fanatics!

OneLiner -- I like my men like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

OneLiner -- I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

OneLiner -- I need someone really bad! Are you really bad?

OneLiner -- Criminal Lawyer a redundant phrase.

OneLiner -- I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away. Nancy
Mitford

OneLiner -- I intend to live forever, or die trying. Groucho Marx
OneLiner -- I like being single. Im always there when I need me.



The World Of Funt is a truly fascinating world, simple yet complex, provocative yet peaceful,
discordant yet harmonious. The opinions of those connected with the World of Fun can also be all
of these and at the same time are often educational and informative. Yes, even One Liners can
be all of these. We hope what you have just read has been informative for you and now invite
you to visit our website, IJustGottaLaughNow.com to read many more One Liners plus lots of
other fascinating fun facts about pranks and gags, pranks for lads and funny office pranks. See
you there, just click the link below.




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Another listing from our Series of Funny One Liners compiled by I Just Gotta Laugh Now
www.ijustgottalaughnow.com

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