Wife to husband: how many girl friends do you have
Husband: remains silent.
Wife: what is the meaning for the silence?
Husband: don’t disturb while counting.
Husbd: Darling, years ago u had a figure like
Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only
differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5
A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a
brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur
Sorry 2 disturb u. can u fax me ur photo, its
very urgent, serious matter has come up
actually, we r playing a cards and I lost the
Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u,
Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss u.