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					   FUNNY BIRTHDAY QUOTES, SAYINGS & JOKES ABOUT GETTING OLDER



Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Funny Birthday Quote by - Larry Lorenzoni



A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about
being 104?" the reporter asked.

She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

Joke by Unknown Author



I'm getting older I hear you cry

We'll... what's the big deal

For so I am

So make the most of

what you've got

Cause after all

You still look Hot

Funny ageing poem by ~ Helen Finnerty (copyright 28th October 2011)



The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Amusing Birthday Quote by ~ Lucille Ball



Another birthday

And some more grey

I'm getting old

I hear you say
But never mind

For when all's said and done

The alternative is

Not being around

To see another one!

Funny ageing poem by ~ Helen Finnerty (copyright 28th October 2011)



Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

~ Billie Burke



My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of..... Lord-only-knows!

Funny birthday quote by Unknown Author



The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

~ Robert Orben



I have everything now I had twenty years ago... except now it's all lower.

Funny ageing Quote by ~ Gypsy Rose Lee



So you have noticed another wrinkle

And some subtle differences when you tinkle

But don't you worry or start to frown

Just simply embrace your ever widening crown

Happy Birthday

Funny ageing poem by ~ Helen Finnerty (copyright 28th October 2011)
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.

Quote by ~ Gloria Pitzer



Another year has just whizzed by

but don't you worry or start to sigh

For you have learned throughout the years

It becomes much easier to face your fears

So raise a glass into the air

And with your old legs

Dance like Fred Astaire

Ageing poem by ~ Helen Finnerty (copyright 28th October 2011)



For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

Funny Birthday Quote by ~ John Glenn



Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

Funny Agein Quote by ~ Cora Harvey Armstrong



Another birthday

And you feel old

But age is just a number

Or so we are told

So get a grip

And have lots of fun
For life's for living

When all's said and done

Funny ageing poem by ~ Helen Finnerty (copyright 28th October 2011)



Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.

Comical Ageing Quote by ~ Maurice Chevalier



From birth to age 18, a girl needs god parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, she
needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.

Funny ageing quote by ~ Sophie Tucker



You're getting older

And that is that

And as the years go by

You'll have to fight the fat

Your knees will go

And your wrinkles will show

And you'll get various problems

Down below

Your bones will creak

And you'll start to get stiff

And if you don't wash often

You'll start to whiff

But come on now it's not

All bad

You're still alive
So just be glad

Ageing poem by ~ Helen Finnerty (copyright 28th October 2011)



Be kind to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home one day.

Author Unknown



An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have because the older she gets the more interested
he becomes.

Amusing b-day Quote by ~ Agatha Christie

				
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