GUESTS FAMILY FRIENDS ARE WELCOME TO THIS ALL MALE

							                 PORT COLBORNE GYRO CLUB




         PAST PRESIDENTS CHRISTMAS BRUNCH
SCOUT HALL SATURDAY DEC. 10 @ 10:00 AM CATERED BY WOODY
           AND LINDA MINOR –BREAKFAST @ 10:30

           ALL GUESTS, FAMILY & FRIENDS
                   ARE WELCOME
              TO THIS ALL MALE EVENT
              COST-$20 –ALL INCLUSIVE
           FOOD, REFRESHMENTS & DRAWS
               THERE WILL BE A PHONE SURVEY




                            2011 DUES

                         REGULAR-$370.00
                         REGULAR-$370.00
                        ASSOCIATE-$ 200.00
                        ASSOCIATE-
                BIRDS-                     MON.-
           SNOW BIRDS-OUT OF COUNTRY FOR 3 MON.-$ 295.00

                  TIM WILL ACCEPT YOUR DUES ANYTIME
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                  GYRO CHRISTMAS PARTY @27
                       THURSDAY, DEC. 15TH
                     SYMPOSIUM 6:30 : DINNER 7:00
                    GYRO-$25- GYRETTE /GUEST-$45
                               MENU
  1. PRIME RIB WITH YORKSHIRE PUDDING W/ HOMEMADE JUS
  2. SALMON FILET WITH HOMEMADE TOMATO & ONION SALSA
  3. CROWN ROAST PORK W APPLE/MESQUITE GRILLING SAUCE&
     HOMEMADE APPLE CHUTNEY
  4. LOBSTER FETTUCINE-WITH CHUNKS OF MARITIME LOBSTER IN
     SUNDRIED TOMATO CREAM SAUCE
  ROLLS.SEASONAL GREENS SALAD/BUTTERNUT SQUASH SOUP
          CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE MOUSSE DESSERT, COFFEE/TEA




There will be a phone & internet survey as to food choice
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                                          HAPPY BIRTHDAY




                   Joe Parry, Bill Bollong, Stephanie Marshall, Elsbeth Rasch


Our prayers and good wishes go out to our fellow Gyros and Gyrettes who are
not quite up to par. T o Jim Marshall who is convalescing at home.
Get well soon Jim. Our deepest sympathy goes out to the family of John North
on the passing of Virginia North. Our prayers are with you John.

                                               JED’S CORNER
The Cowboy Boots (Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!)
Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put
on his cowboy boots?
He asked for help and she could see why.
Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time
they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.
She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.' She looked,
and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting
them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on,
this time on the right feet.
He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'
She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, 'Why didn't you say so?' like
she wanted to. Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little
feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, 'They're my brother's boots. My
mom made me wear 'em.'
Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up what grace and
courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.
Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where are your mittens?'
He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'

She will be eligible for parole in three years.....................
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                        GYRETTE CHRISTMAS PARTY

                 THURSDAY, DECEMBER 8TH
                           @
               WAINFLEET MOTEL RESTAURANT
                           @
                          NOON

                              FUTURE EVENTS




     FIRST GYRETTE/ GYRO NEW YEAR EVENT
            WHERE- Country Store Kettle & Grill.
           WHEN-THURSDAY , January l9th 2012
         TIME-COCKTAILS- 6.00 , DINNER AROUND 6:30
               COST-Gyrettes $30 Gyros $5.00
           . Phone committee will be asking for choices of three items

       JAN.DIRECTORS MEETING –JAN.5-HOME OF Norbert Gieger


Gyrette February meeting at noon on 9th February, home of Darlene Tuck
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              PORT COLBORNE/GYRO DISTRICT GOLF TOURNAMENT




                                 SATURDAY, JULY 14, 2012

                           PORT COLBORNE COUNTRY CLUB




                              DISTRICT III CONVENTION
                         HOSTED BY ST.CATHARINES GYRO CLUB
                                         @
                             HOLIDAY INN ON ONTARIO ST.

                                           SEPT. 14-16 2012

Subject: RE: Gyros - Cruise information

Hi Terry,

The cruise is full speed ahead but they are laying low to not interfere with the 100th anniversary convention in
Cinci. We will have more details soon. As soon as I hear something so will you! Thanks! Mike

The Port Gyros are looking at collecting $100 a month per person from now until the convention. The money
would be totally refunded if the participant or the convention opts out. Tracie Miskolczi, manager at the Royal
Bank Port Colborne is willing to manage the fund. If you are interested please contact President John Tuck.
This convention will be the Mike McNally Presidential Installation
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                RESERVE THIS DATE FOR THE ANNUAL
                 GYRO DISTRICT III BASEBALL BASH!
                 The 8th Annual Roger Deline Memorial Game
                                   At Coca-Cola Field in Downtown Buffalo




                                                                            Saturday Evening
Name(s):------------------------                                            5:30 pm
                                                                            August 25,2012
[for Name Badge(s)]
                                                                            Party starts @ 5:30
                                                         ,                  PM : Game @6:05
No. Tickets @ $49.00 USD_____
Gyro Club_____________________
                                                                            Three hour open
                                                                            Wine & Beer Bar
Rochester Redwings Vs. Buffalo Bisons


To reserve your space send check payable to Gyro District III for $49.00 USD
per person and send reservation form to: Gerald Kelly Capital Corp.4476 Main
Street, Suite 204 Amherst, NY 14226




                                                  PRODUCER- DIANNE STURMAN

                                                  EDITOR- WAYNE KOZAR