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The Dagy Reametr ChandlerOMl; mner l alnanuea d By Mock Bulletin In order to gain the advanta- cant by co-eds not meeting Chand- President Howard Johnson ges of merger with Chandler, MIT ler's rigid standards. Remaining scoffed as "preposterous" the ru- may have to make certain -sacri- co-eds will occupy the new wing mor that MIT had made definite fices--its co-eds. In the words of of McCormnick; graduate students plans to merge with a well-known will live in the present wing. Chandler's president, "We at Eastern girl's school. Instead, The rest of the graduate stu- iJohnson shocked those attending Chandler have a very high aca- dents now in Ashdown will be his press conference Sunday eve- demic reputation to uphold. We guaranteed space ire Bemis and ning with the announcement that certainly have no objections to Goodale of East Campus. Those plans for merging with Chandler Tech men, but we have some res- forced to move from East Cam- School for Women had been com- ervations about the MIT co-eds. pus will take over Moore House, ,pleted. , "We demand that all females which has in the past been occu- Relations with Wellesley :guafing:. fib Chiandler Insti- pied by Dean Freddie Faucet, co- Johnson explained that the MIT tute for Technology and Women eds, and now Chi Delta Theta. Chi Corporation had been considering receive a Chandler degree. There- Delta Theta will be given space merging with Wellesley for sev- fore, before undergoing any mer- in the old boathouse. eral'years.-In f't, he said that ger, we vwil review the records Classroom space, too some members of the Corporation of all co-eds to see if they meet In addition to living accommo- were so dedicated to the idea that our standards. Those not meet- dations the building changes will they voluntarily gave up their ing Chandler's standards will be alter classroom facilities. New own evenings at home for long asked to transfer to a lesser classroom space will be built in sessions through the entire night school, say Caltech or RPI." place of the old Coop building. with Wellesley officials to per- Housing-musical chairs. Eddie Catalina, noted for his de- suade them to merge. Unfortun- To accomodate the Chandler sign of the Student Center, was ately, the merger idea had to be girls on the MIT campus, several originally slated to design the discarded as "unrealistic." Rath- buildings will have to be changed. building, but graduate students in I er, the "intimate but informal re- The additional girls from Chand- building blocks and erector sets Vol. 86, No. 69 Cambridge, Mass., Tuesday, Jan. 17, 1967 5c lationship" will be continued. . ler will be housed in both Bexley from Chandler were selected in- While Johnson's use of the word Hall and Ashdown House. Students stead because, in the words of Thr's so transmutes mlcasses, "unrealistic" was not elaborated now living in Bexley Hall will President F upon at the press conference, its move to the first two floors of schools should merge architec- meaning was made clearer when Westgate, which should be left va- ture. " Johnson, "merging inspires Course 5 rerg ana l o a spokeswoman for Wellesley an- nounced, "No se'f-respecting Wel- I By Eddie A. Battic lesley girl would consider; attend- I The Department of Chemistry ing classes with a grungyy Tech II has reorganized its undergradun- tool!" (Ed. note: We dorn't be- ate and graduate programs to em- lieve that attending classnes to- i brace recent discoveries in the gether Is the man mo@ ve for neglected fie'd of elemental trans- merger. We see other advarntages f@ y Roke Byf Rock lDckC Eo i mutation. Research was led primarily in this field by Professor Fi27cly in getting together 'with Welles- girls!) Here are the top forty songs of 27) I'm a Poor Man's Son - Re- Thor's son who proved the thermoaunt Ida excited flections all time as chosen by the MIVIIT 0dynamic feasibility of carrying The decision to mergea with molasses around a Carnot cycle community in the poll taken last 28) Can't Buy Me Love - Beatles Chandler was a very diffic ult one 29) Runaway- Del Shannon to obtain gold. Thor's son is be- to make, as sev'eral other schools week. The Beach Boys with three :ngcircles (es-in chemlelll rucl (es ~~to makge, as several other ~, hailed ing hailed in chemical were anxious to merge witlh M1T. songs of the forty were top artists, 30) Running Seared - P Roy Orbi- pecially benzene) as tihe "Einstein Chandler's foremost threat came while the Beatles, Rolling Stones, son of Chemistry" and the "Father from Mount Ida Junior (College Peter, Paul, and Mary had two 31) She Say - Diamonds of Alchemy." Thor Jr. thinks of e hide on of Th which most ea 'n f ] the apiece. MIT students showed a to- 32) I Will Follow Him - Little ht hmself, owever, as a simple sei above door hides Son of Thor, whi cmost eagerly soug] Ida tal disdain for both popularity and nt Peggy March recenf discoverer of 57-varie- merger. As one coy Mome enlist "merely reviving and ex- ties of gold molasses. miss explained, "We'd be E excited quality as indicated by their ri- 33) Running Bear - Johnny Pres- panding a fe-otten alchemical e O mosses. to get together with any boy's diculous choices. With 457 votes, ton / tradition." (Undergraduates think to the advancement of alchemical school, any time, or any place. 'Dance Dance Dance' had a con- 34) Nowhere to Run - Martha of him in yet a different light, principles. "I've believed in al- How about my place tonilght at vincing 69 vote lead, although and the Vandellas but The Daily Reamer does not chemy all along," admitted De- 8?" some skeptics believe that a limit print such comments.) -partment head Ross T. John. Needless to say, it was d!ifficult of one vote per person might have 35) Shotgun-Shoot Hlim as be The Department of Chemistry In order to ease the transition to reject Mount Ida's enthtusiasm changed the results entirely. Also Run - Junior Walker and feels that this discovery is so rev; to the new system the old course for getting together. Hoiwever, the fact that 'Dance' was played the All Stars olutionary and exciting that it number (5) wi'l be retained al- Chandler's higher academic c stan- constantly during balloting time 36) Honey Don't - Beatles has abandoned all other areas of though the content of the courses dards enabled them to sei:ize the may have had some effect. The 37) Double Shot - Swingin Me- research to dedicate its resources will be dramatically transmuted. opportunity to merge. results follow in order: dallions 1) Dance Dance Dance - Beach 38) You RFeally Got Me- Kinks Boys 39) Tragedy - Thomas Wayne 2) At the Hop- Danny and the 40) Amen - Impressions I i Presume fights baldness Juniors 3) 1 Found a Girl - Jan and away' Dean Mote the low finish for 'Run- (30) and 'Satisfaction' (17), which had won previous The following is the i'th in an was active as a draft dodger, as "·2'` 4) Ragdoll - Four Seasons polls conducted by WTBS and infinite series of articles based he was unable to find a critical ;· on interviews with members of job. aWhen the Prteidential sum- ., 5) We Gotta Get Out of this The Tech, respectively. Even a Plae - Animals greater surprise was the failure the MIT faculty.) mons finally caught up with him, ,, to make the top forty of such by W. B. Rogers he sent his sister to take his place 6) In My Boom - Beach Boys popular tunes as 'California Dr. Livingston I. Presume is at the physical, and left for South 7) Lying and Trying - Shillings Dreamin', 'The Ballad of the '"^ not the ordinary, run-of-the-mmill East Asia. ·*·- 8) Bust Top - Hollies Green Berets, 'They're Coming Mechanical Engineering profes- Upon his return to the United `····- 0" 1 sor. His interests range from the States, Dr. Presume was arrested ":· ·- r 9) Red Rubber . . . Ball - Cyr- to Take Me Away, Ha-Haa,' and kle 'Irorg is Monkey Vuldy.' folk-rock music of Bobby Kennedy as a traitor, but was promptly ""` . S, to the development of a cure for bailed out by a great eastern r" : 10) Up and Dowm - McCoys baldness. During the last several technological institution, which "; months he has been a staunch likes to hire controversial profes- B 11) Bang Bang - Cher 12) Cherry Cherry - Neil Dia- Compass Seminar Bids supporter of the New Left, but sors so that their newspaper can before he came to MIT last year have someone to spitlight. ; mond thirsty Techmen drink he fought in the Viet Nam 'con- At MIT, Dr. Presume became flict, on the side of the Vilet Cong. faculty advisor to the SDS, mak- 13) Busted - Ray Charles 14) The Big Hturt - Toni Fisher with soiable facalty Dr. Presume, who will be in ing six-inch long hair a'prerequi- .15) Good Golly Miss Molly. You By Care N. Hope charge of a new course, 2.631, site for membership in that or- Dr. Livingsfton I. Presume, sure like to ball - Little Tea will be served for anyone I noted Mechanical Engineering Richard Lubrication and Friction, (a ganization. His major concern who is feeling thirsty at 3:30 on course description is given be- about his professorship here professor, is best known for his 16) Fun Fun Fun - Beach Boys Tuesday in room 54-923, the Fac- low) received his Doctorate in seems to be. that he can keep the mild-mannered, calm style in 17) Satisfaction - Rolling Stones the lecture hall. ulty Lounge. If you're not really 1P~ fswvas- l- -t Ted-- 3 deIp-atrmienfiAt hmea oU t of VIu l--'- 18) Happy Organ-- Dave "Baby" thirsty but would like to see the sox, in San Quentin, California. not to mention birds, mice, and Presume wears his hair long, it Cortez Since graduating, Dr. Presume other undesirable creatures. Dr. was discovered, not to protest faculty lounge, drop in anyway. 19) Great Balls of Fire - Jerry use oi .~~~ .... anything, but because of a terri- Faculty can even be social some- Lee Lewis talysis phase of the problem by each student. E. S. Taylor ble fear of baldness, which he times. ibility has had since he saw his first 20) Blowin in the Wind - Peter, If, by any chance, they do not ;owski 2.631 Lubrication and Frictior Paul;~, and Mary Prereq.: 2.201 Yul. Brynner movie. Also, he con- welcome you with open arms and Sear: U (2) 2-0-4 fesses shyly, long hair makes him 21)Puff Peter, Paul and Mary pots of tea, you can politely ex- Thick-film lubrication: thrust and journal bearings under look more handsome. 22) She Blew a Good Thing - cuse yourself by explaining that steady and unsteady loads, including end-leakage and Poets extent of the film; rolling-contact bearings, involving Dr. Presume is looking for you want to go to a Compass 3-0-9 deformation of the surfaces and the influence of pressure more students to take his course 23) Let's Spend the Night Togeth. Seminar lecture on isotopic evi- !vious on viscosity. Effects of local thinning of the film due to next semester, and urges anyone ,roach er - Rolling Stones dence for cosmic dust at 4:00. If surface irregularities: lubricant breakdown, deformation who is interested in the subject, 24) She Cried - ;tirna- of the surfaces, solid-solid contact, and wear. Lubrica- Jay and the they are "with it" they will un- I' gines. tion under extreme environmental conditions (high "and who isn't?" he asks, to come Americans derstand and perhaps reply, "We a and temperature, low pressure). to his office, 9-069, where ilis gowski 25) Give Me Money - Kingsmen heard a Fireman is in town; since 2.632 Research in Lebricat.ion (A) secretary will be on duty to de- he's associated with Harvard you Prereq.: 2.631 scribe the material to be uncov- 26) Mixed up, Shook up Girl - must certainly attend." Sot if ered. Patty and the Emblems you're thirsty...
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