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                                                                                                           By Mock Bulletin                In order to gain the advanta- cant by co-eds not meeting Chand-
                                                                                                    President      Howard     Johnson ges of merger with Chandler, MIT ler's rigid standards. Remaining
                                                                                                  scoffed as "preposterous" the ru- may have to make certain -sacri- co-eds will occupy the new wing
                                                                                                  mor that MIT had made definite fices--its co-eds. In the words of of McCormnick; graduate students
                                                                                                  plans to merge with a well-known                                              will live in the present wing.
                                                                                                                                        Chandler's president, "We at
                                                                                                  Eastern girl's school. Instead,                                                 The rest of the graduate stu-
                                                                                                 iJohnson shocked those attending Chandler have a very high aca- dents now in Ashdown will be
                                                                                                  his press conference Sunday eve- demic reputation to uphold. We guaranteed space ire Bemis and
                                                                                                  ning with the announcement that certainly have no objections to Goodale of East Campus. Those
                                                                                                  plans for merging with Chandler Tech men, but we have some res- forced to move from East Cam-
                                                                                                  School for Women had been com- ervations about the MIT co-eds.               pus will take over Moore House,
                                                                                                ,pleted.             ,                     "We demand that all females which has in the past been occu-
                                                                                                        Relations with Wellesley          :guafing:. fib     Chiandler Insti- pied by Dean Freddie Faucet, co-
                                                                                                    Johnson explained that the MIT tute for Technology and Women eds, and now Chi Delta Theta. Chi
                                                                                                  Corporation had been considering receive a Chandler degree. There- Delta Theta will be given space
                                                                                                  merging with Wellesley for sev- fore, before undergoing any mer- in the old boathouse.
                                                                                                 eral'years.-In f't, he said that ger, we vwil review the records                      Classroom space, too
                                                                                                  some members of the Corporation of all co-eds to see if they meet               In addition to living accommo-
                                                                                                 were so dedicated to the idea that our standards. Those not meet- dations the building changes will
                                                                                                  they voluntarily gave up their ing Chandler's standards will be alter classroom facilities. New
                                                                                                 own evenings at home for long asked to transfer to a lesser classroom space will be built in
                                                                                                 sessions through the entire night school, say Caltech or RPI."                place of the old Coop building.
                                                                                                 with Wellesley officials to per-             Housing-musical chairs.          Eddie Catalina, noted for his de-
                                                                                                 suade them to merge. Unfortun-            To accomodate the Chandler sign of the Student Center, was
                                                                                                 ately, the merger idea had to be girls on the MIT campus, several originally slated to design the
                                                                                                discarded as "unrealistic." Rath- buildings will have to be changed. building, but graduate students in
       I                                                                                         er, the "intimate but informal re- The additional girls from Chand- building blocks and erector sets
        Vol. 86, No. 69        Cambridge, Mass., Tuesday, Jan. 17, 1967                 5c lationship" will be continued.
                                                                  .                                                                     ler will be housed in both Bexley from Chandler were selected in-
                                                                                                    While Johnson's use of the word Hall and Ashdown House. Students stead because, in the words of

    Thr's so transmutes mlcasses,                                                                "unrealistic" was not elaborated now living in Bexley Hall will President
                                                                                            F upon at the press conference, its move to the first two floors of schools should merge architec-
                                                                                                meaning was made clearer when Westgate, which should be left va- ture. "
                                                                                                                                                                                               Johnson,   "merging

    inspires Course 5 rerg ana l o                                                              a spokeswoman for Wellesley an-
                                                                                                nounced, "No se'f-respecting Wel-
    I            By Eddie A. Battic                                                             lesley girl would consider; attend-
    I The Department of Chemistry                                                               ing classes with a grungyy Tech
    II has reorganized its undergradun-                                                         tool!" (Ed. note: We dorn't be-
       ate and graduate programs to em-                                                         lieve that attending     classnes to-
    i brace recent discoveries in the                                                          gether Is the man mo@ ve for
       neglected fie'd of elemental trans-                                                      merger. We see other advarntages              f@            y Roke
                                                                                                                                                                 Byf Rock lDckC                    Eo
i      mutation. Research
       was led primarily
                                 in this field
                                by Professor                           Fi27cly
                                                                                                in getting together 'with Welles-
                                                                                                      girls!)                             Here are the top forty songs of 27) I'm a Poor Man's Son - Re-
       Thor's son who proved the thermoaunt                                                                       Ida excited                                                           flections
                                                                                                                                       all time as chosen by the MIVIIT
       0dynamic feasibility of carrying                                                             The decision to mergea with
       molasses around a Carnot cycle                                                                                                  community in the poll taken last 28) Can't Buy Me Love - Beatles
                                                                                               Chandler was a very diffic ult one
                                                                                                                                                                              29) Runaway- Del Shannon
       to obtain gold. Thor's son is be-                                                       to make, as sev'eral other schools week. The Beach Boys with three
                              :ngcircles (es-in chemlelll rucl (es ~~to makge, as several other ~,
       ing hailed in chemical                                                                  were anxious to merge witlh M1T. songs of the forty were top artists, 30) Running Seared - P              Roy Orbi-
       pecially benzene) as tihe "Einstein                                                     Chandler's foremost threat came while the Beatles, Rolling Stones,                       son
       of Chemistry" and the "Father                                                           from Mount Ida Junior (College Peter, Paul, and Mary had two 31) She Say - Diamonds
      of Alchemy." Thor Jr. thinks of                      e         hide on of Th which most ea 'n                         f ] the apiece. MIT students showed a to- 32) I Will Follow Him - Little
       hmself, owever, as a simple sei above door hides Son of Thor, whi                                  cmost eagerly soug] Ida tal disdain for both popularity and
                                                                                                                              nt                                                        Peggy March
                                                   recenf discoverer of 57-varie- merger. As one coy Mome
       enlist "merely reviving and ex- ties of gold molasses.                                  miss explained, "We'd be E     excited quality as indicated by their ri- 33) Running Bear - Johnny Pres-
       panding a fe-otten alchemical                  e       O       mosses.                  to get together with any boy's diculous choices. With 457 votes,                         ton               /
      tradition." (Undergraduates think to the advancement of alchemical school, any time, or any place. 'Dance Dance Dance' had a con-
                                                                                                                                                                              34) Nowhere to Run - Martha
      of him in yet a different light, principles. "I've believed in al- How about my place tonilght at vincing 69 vote lead, although
                                                                                                                                                                                        and the Vandellas
      but The Daily Reamer does not chemy all along," admitted De- 8?"                                                                 some skeptics believe that a limit
      print such comments.) -partment                             head Ross T. John.                Needless to say, it was d!ifficult of one vote per person might have      35) Shotgun-Shoot Hlim as be
         The Department of Chemistry                  In order to ease the transition to reject Mount Ida's enthtusiasm changed the results entirely. Also                              Run - Junior Walker and
      feels that this discovery is so rev; to the new system the old course for getting together. Hoiwever, the fact that 'Dance' was played                                            the All Stars
      olutionary and exciting that it number (5) wi'l be retained al- Chandler's higher academic c stan- constantly during balloting time 36) Honey Don't - Beatles
      has abandoned all other areas of though the content of the courses dards enabled them to sei:ize the may have had some effect. The 37) Double Shot - Swingin Me-
      research to dedicate its resources will be dramatically transmuted. opportunity to merge.                                        results follow in order:                         dallions
                                                                                                                                         1) Dance Dance Dance - Beach 38) You RFeally Got Me-                Kinks
                                                                                                                                                Boys                          39) Tragedy - Thomas Wayne
                                                                                                                                        2) At the Hop- Danny and the         40) Amen - Impressions

         Presume                                             fights baldness                                                                    Juniors
                                                                                                                                         3) 1 Found a Girl - Jan and away'
                                                                                                                                                                                 Mote the low finish for 'Run-
                                                                                                                                                                                         (30)    and 'Satisfaction'
                                                                                                                                                                              (17), which had won previous
         The following is the i'th in an was active as a draft dodger, as "·2'`
                                                                                                                                        4) Ragdoll - Four Seasons             polls conducted by WTBS and
      infinite series of articles based he was unable to find a critical ;·
      on interviews with members of job. aWhen the Prteidential sum- .,                                                                 5) We Gotta Get Out of this The Tech, respectively. Even a
                                                                                                                                                 Plae - Animals               greater surprise was the failure
      the MIT faculty.)                            mons finally caught up with him, ,,                                                                                        to make the top forty of such
                  by W. B. Rogers                  he sent his sister to take his place                                                 6) In My Boom - Beach Boys
                                                                                                                                                                             popular       tunes    as  'California
         Dr. Livingston I. Presume is at the physical, and left for South                                                               7) Lying and Trying - Shillings Dreamin', 'The Ballad of the
      not the ordinary, run-of-the-mmill East Asia.                                           ·*·-                                      8) Bust Top - Hollies                Green Berets, 'They're Coming
      Mechanical Engineering profes-                  Upon his return to the United `····-

      sor. His interests range from the States, Dr. Presume was arrested ":·                  ·-      r                                 9) Red Rubber . . . Ball - Cyr- to Take Me Away, Ha-Haa,' and
                                                                                                                                                kle                           'Irorg is Monkey Vuldy.'
      folk-rock music of Bobby Kennedy as a traitor, but was promptly ""` .                     S,
      to the development of a cure for bailed out by a great eastern r" :                                                              10) Up and Dowm - McCoys
      baldness. During the last several technological institution, which ";
      months he has been a staunch likes to hire controversial profes-
                                                                                                        B                              11) Bang Bang - Cher
                                                                                                                                       12) Cherry Cherry - Neil Dia-
                                                                                                                                                                         Compass Seminar Bids
      supporter of the New Left, but sors so that their newspaper can
      before he came to MIT last year have someone to spitlight.
                                                                                                                                            ;   mond                     thirsty Techmen drink
      he fought in the Viet Nam 'con- At MIT, Dr. Presume became
      flict, on the side of the Vilet Cong. faculty advisor to the SDS, mak-
                                                                                                                                       13) Busted - Ray Charles
                                                                                                                                       14) The Big Hturt - Toni Fisher
                                                                                                                                                                         with soiable facalty
         Dr. Presume, who will be in ing six-inch long hair a'prerequi-                                                                .15) Good Golly Miss Molly. You                  By Care N. Hope
      charge of a new course, 2.631, site for membership in that or-                                Dr. Livingsfton I. Presume,                 sure like to ball - Little       Tea will be served for anyone
I                                                                                             noted Mechanical Engineering                      Richard
      Lubrication        and Friction,          (a ganization. His major concern                                                                                             who is feeling thirsty at 3:30 on
      course description is given be- about his professorship here professor, is best known for his 16) Fun Fun Fun - Beach Boys Tuesday in room 54-923, the Fac-
      low) received his Doctorate in seems to be. that he can keep the mild-mannered, calm style in 17) Satisfaction - Rolling Stones
                                                                                             the lecture hall.                                                                ulty Lounge. If you're not really
      1P~ fswvas-    l- -t                Ted--  3 deIp-atrmienfiAt hmea oU t of
                                                                              VIu      l--'-                                           18) Happy Organ-- Dave "Baby" thirsty but would like to see the
          sox, in San Quentin, California.         not to mention birds, mice, and Presume wears his hair long, it                              Cortez
      Since graduating, Dr. Presume other undesirable creatures. Dr. was discovered, not to protest                                                                           faculty lounge, drop in anyway.
                                                                                                                                       19) Great Balls of Fire - Jerry
         use oi
                                                   .~~~               ....
                                                                                              anything, but because of a terri-                                               Faculty can even be social some-
                                                                                                                                               Lee Lewis
        talysis        phase of the problem by each student.              E. S. Taylor       ble fear of baldness, which he                                                  times.
         ibility                                                                              has had since he saw his first 20) Blowin in the Wind - Peter,                     If, by any chance, they do not
         ;owski       2.631 Lubrication and Frictior                                                                                            Paul;~, and Mary
                                Prereq.: 2.201                                               Yul. Brynner movie. Also, he con-                                                welcome you with open arms and
                                Sear: U (2)                                      2-0-4        fesses shyly, long hair makes him 21)Puff             Peter, Paul and Mary pots of tea, you can politely ex-
                       Thick-film lubrication: thrust and journal bearings under             look more handsome.                       22) She Blew a Good Thing - cuse yourself by explaining that
                       steady and unsteady loads, including end-leakage and                                                                     Poets
                       extent of the film; rolling-contact bearings, involving                     Dr. Presume is looking for                                                 you want to go to a Compass
         3-0-9         deformation of the surfaces and the influence of pressure              more students to take his course 23) Let's Spend the Night Togeth. Seminar lecture on isotopic evi-
        !vious         on viscosity. Effects of local thinning of the film due to            next semester, and urges anyone
        ,roach                                                                                                                                  er - Rolling Stones           dence for cosmic dust at 4:00. If
                       surface irregularities: lubricant breakdown, deformation              who is interested in the subject, 24) She Cried -
        ;tirna-        of the surfaces, solid-solid contact, and wear. Lubrica-                                                                               Jay and the they are "with it" they will un-
I'       gines.        tion under extreme environmental conditions (high                      "and who isn't?" he asks, to come                 Americans                     derstand and perhaps reply, "We
         a and         temperature, low pressure).                                            to his office, 9-069, where ilis
        gowski                                                                                                                         25) Give Me Money - Kingsmen heard a Fireman is in town; since
                       2.632 Research in Lebricat.ion (A)                                     secretary will be on duty to de-                                                he's associated with Harvard you
                                Prereq.: 2.631                                                scribe the material to be uncov- 26) Mixed up, Shook up Girl - must certainly attend." Sot if
                                                                                             ered.                                              Patty and the Emblems         you're thirsty...

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