DECEMBER 29 2011 - JANUARY 4, 2012
Healthy? Robyn. We need
a pop star whose
A Guide To What We’re Barely Putting Up With This Week
The fact that there’s
still one more Twilight
Covance is looking for healthy men and women to take part in a as sweet, weird,
movie for us to endure
before the entire cast
clinical research study involving an investigational medication. and explosive as slinks back to the
The Zookeeper, Jack
Pop Rocks. She’d do The Chew, DC And Jill, The Change-
Canadian teen soaps
those somersaults Cupcakes, Chef Roblé Up, and the rest of the
from whence they
even if there were & Co., and the glut children’s-movies-
came. Dawn can’t
To qualify for research study 8245-577 you must be: no cameras. of cooking/catering break fast enough.
shows on TV. Making 2011 will always be
A non-smoking man or woman age 18 to 50 a batch of bite-size remembered as the
year that rejected
Able to participate in 1 stay of 9 days / 8 appetizers is barely
nights and make 2 outpatient visits to fill an afternoon, let B-stories were
alone hour after hour made into grown-up
across TV channel Hollywood movies
Participants will receive compensation up to after channel. for no real reason.
$2500 for time and participation.
Mr. VH1, HLN,
Missoni CNN, & MTV,
Wikipedia’s grim, horrific
for Target, Dr. Drew. Will
“personal appeal” ads. These
Think you can help? Versace for are the Sally Struthers “just a
2012 be the
Then call 800-732-2528, H&M, and dollar a day” ads of our era. Also,
year Dr. Drew
Text COVANCE to 77982 or other high- our era is incredibly stupid.
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labels should just skip the appears on Dancing With
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With The Stars, then maybe!
2011- 2012 Great History. Bright Future.
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