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Why Guys Use Pick Up Lines



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Why Pick Up Lines Donat Work - Reason #1: Women think theyare cheap and
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Why Pick Up Lines Donat Work - Reason #3: The opening line isnat as necessary
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Why Guys Use Pick Up Lines

,Ever since the invention of the caller ID, they now make it possibly for
you to see every single person that calls you, where they are from and what
their number is. Obviously this varies by phone call, but for the most part
people can tell exactly where you are calling from and who you are. Some people
don't like caller ID because they feel that it's an invasion of their privacy.
The thing is that there is no real good way to change caller ID and prevent
from letting people see your number.You can call the telephone company I
think, but this probably is pretty expensive to do! Well, in comes mask caller
id - this allows you to call people and have a completely different caller
id than what it really is. For instance, say my name is Frank Furter and I
live in Arizona. When I call you and if you have caller ID you can easily
see I am calling from AZ - even if AZ doesn't come up directly, there is a
little thing called the Internet where you can look up the area code and see
it's in AZ.If I am calling from a land line phone you could also look up my
number and see even more private information such as my full name and address.
Once you know that information I'm pretty much in trouble because at this
point you can do whatever you want. And thanks to the caller ID you also can
keep my number on your phone for an extended amount of time! Well I don't
like this one bit! Instead, I want to change my name to Charlie Horse and
I live in Philadelphia PA area code 215.Now even if you look me up, chances
are you won't be able to find out ANY information about me. It's all about
privacy! This isn't JUST for privacy reasons though. You can also use this
service to ditch calls and to play pranks on your friends when you change
caller ID. One website I found online let's you change the number AND the
actual voice! That is just hilarious. I can think of about 20 ways I could
use this right now on at least 20 different people! Of course I wouldn't
suggest you do anything too bad because that's just not cool!But if you want
to trick your friends by using a mask caller ID or you want to save face in
front of a caller or you want to keep your privacy... private? Awesome. This
type of a product would be perfect for you! By the way, if YOU can use this
service that means other people can as well! Maybe someone will try to trick
you back or something of the like. Be on the lookout or you just may be the
butt of the joke in the end! Have fun with this and think of the really funny
things you could do with it!,The first pick up line I ever used was actually
really lame. My older brother gave it to me as I was asking about how to
approach girls. The problem was, that although he had good intentions. It
was a line that with 90% surety was going to make me crash and burn. It was
what you call a 'cheesy pick up line'. Here it is:Guy:Did you see those two
pink elephants ice skating?Girl:What? / No?Guy:Well that has broken the ice.
What is your name?Cringeworthy isn't it.It's difficult to know which pick
up lines work, and which ones don't. Most of the ones you find on web sites,
in magazines or the ones that get passed around amongst your friends sound
lame. But on the other hand you have not read about or heard any other better
options.Well, there are other options. In fact there are many. This is 'pick
up line 101'. I'm going to give you an outline of the different types of pick
up lines and how useful they are. I've rated them out of 10 to make it easy
for you.The Cheesy Pick Up Line:(Also known as Corny Pick Up Lines) Most pick
up lines you read in magazines, on the Internet and hear from friends are
'cheesy'. They are actually near completely useless for actually picking up.
Their purpose is for entertainment. Pure and simple. They are literally so
bad, that they make your stomach churn and your ears hurt. The best response
you are likely to get from a girl is her laughing at how bad it is and thinking
it's cute that you used it. You can recognize these pick up lines because
they sound like a bad joke. The pink elephants line above is a cheesy pick
up line.Rating: 2/10,Dirty Pick Up Lines:If you didn't think it could get
worse. I'm sorry to say it does. Take the cheesy lines and add sexual
insinuations and lewd remarks and you get the dirty pick up line. These are
the worst of the pick up lines. Great to have a chuckle about with your buddies,
but not to be used in real live pick up situations. Virtual guaranteed crash
and burn. You know those scenes in the films where the guy gets slapped? Dirty
pick up lines were there...Rating: 1/10,Romantic & Sweet Pick Up
Lines:Probably the oldest pick up lines are those you'd get in the old 60s
romance movies. Think Marlon Brando, Fred Astair and Frank Sinatra. These
lines worked great in the day, but they've become too cliche - over used and
played out. Also girls have changed since those days and are more independent,
less 'girly' and like a bit more attitude in their guys. These lines can still
work in the right situations, and when used sincerely. But tread
carefully.Rating: 4/10,Casual Pick Up Lines:The most used lines are actually
not talked about much. Casual pick up lines are just the things you say everday
to people. This can include asking for directions, to just commenting on
something around you. Some people call these situational pick up lines (or
openers) for that reason. These can work surprisingly well. The point is just
to get talking to the girl, and these can often achieve that goal.Rating:
5/10,Funny Pick Up Lines:Laughter is a great ice breaker. It gets a girl in
a warm-fuzzy mood and state of mind where she is more likely to want to talk
to you more. Even if she has been having a bad day. Be careful though. Don't
mistake genuinely funny lines for cheesy lines. Think of it like this. Cheesy
= Bad joke that makes you laugh because it's so bad. Funny = Genuine laughter.
Humour must also be calibrated to the girl's personality. Not everyone finds
the same things funny. also, if a girl is used to getting hit on, she will
be more guarded about letting herself go and laughing. For those of you that
are good at making people laugh, you have a natural talent here - don't let
it go to waste!Rating: 7/10,Cocky & Funny Lines:Add some cockyness to your
funny lines and you get the magical concoction known as the Cocky & Funny
line. This has been found to be a great way to start with more attractive
girls that are more guarded about who they let chat them up. Being cocky means
remarks that are very confident, often assume that she already loves you,
and can be slightly arrogant. Be careful - these lines crash and burn with
girls who are not 'cocky' about themselves. They should only be used sparingly
with very confident girls. Usually more attractive girls are more confident,
but this isn't always true.Rating: 8/10,Opinion Openers:Mentioned before,
but worth repeating. The point of a pick up line is to start a conversation
with the girl. That's it. Once you are relating to each other in conversation
you can take it from there and you have a much better chance of it going
somewhere. For this reason, pick up lines are also known as 'openers'. The
idea is that they 'open' a person up to talking with you. The opinion opener
is the most famous of the openers invented by the pick up artist community.
It relies on a fact of life. People love to give opinions on things. Girls,
especially, love to give opinions on topics such as relationships and fashion.
So, it's easy to start a conversation with a girl by simply asking for her
opinion on one of these subjects. Make it genuine of course, and it works
a lot better.Rating: 9/10What you have to remember with all of these is that
there is no magical pick up line. The truth is that a pick up line works because
of the personality you put behind it. That includes things like your charm,
body language, vocal tonality and all sorts of other subtleties that define
how you come across to other people.Having said that. Don't make life hard
on yourself. If you use better pick up lines you reduce the risk of crashing
and burning when you approach a woman to talk with her. Avoid the cheesy and
dirty pick up lines and use casual, funny, cocky & funny and opinion openers
and you'll increase your chances dramatically.,,If you're like me, you love
those old blues-inspired grooves of the 70's, the songs that made everyone
in the room stand up and move. The elements of that music that got us all
on our feet were not that deep, mostly comprised of basic rhythmic grooves
or ostinatos (repeating figures) with layered lyrical content or
instrumentation over the top. Add a few tasty rhythmic punches here and there,
and suddenly we're all singing and dancing to a relatively new genre at that
time: funk! Funk is where disco meets blues-tinged soul music. Add the more
complex harmonic elements of jazz into this mix and the result is one of my
favorites: funk jazz. Let's take a look at my top 3 best funk jazz songs of
the seventies.1. "Low Rider" W.A.R.W.A.R was a musical crossover band hailing
from Los Angeles, and focusing on spreading the feeling of brotherhood and
harmony through their music. Released in 1975 at the height of the bands'
popularity, "Low Rider" features a distinctly Latin-influenced groove,
starting right at the intro cowbell, developed further and carried throughout
the song with the signature horn/harmonica melody. Add in the compelling low
vocal line addressing urban methods of financial motivation and
transportation, and the song comes together easily and on top of the social
California laid-back funk vibe.2. "Tear The Roof Off The Sucker (Give Up The
Funk)" ParliamentFrom the album "Mothership Connection" released in 1976,
this track sets the funk standard for groove sing-a-long chorus's. In addition
to excellent horn work and outstanding bass/guitar grooves, the vocal work
here is multi-dimensional, based upon groups of singers using call-response
techniques. The result makes for an exceptional vocal groove that everyone
can sing at first listen. Finally, another interesting feature of this track
is the level of free improvisation among the different instruments, adding
an element of jazz to an ultra-funky groove.3. "Play the Funky Music" (Wild
Cherry)Another track from 1976, Wild Cherry released this as the A-side single
on Sweet City Records. Destined to be Wild Cherry's only hit, the track is
rife with outstanding guitar/bass riffing, and horn punches performed
exquisitely by a quartet of session horn players. Lyrically this track is
the story of a rock and roller realizing that disco was filling up the dance
floor, and eventually getting his own groove on, getting on the floor and
leaving the rest of the world behind. Lesson learned.,,Have you watched Sweet
Home Alabama? It hit the silver screen way back in 2002. It was one those
romantic comedies. I was still in college then and was yet cynical. If you
cannot remember it from all the movies you've seen the past five years, maybe
these names will jog your memory. It was starring Legally Blonde actress Reese
Witherspoon, A Beautiful Mind's Hansen, Josh Lucas, and Patrick Dempsey,
resident doctor of Grey's Anatomy.To further refresh your memories, here's
how the story goes. Melanie Carmichael, played by Reese, is the hot new
designer in Big Apple. She is living the life she wanted ever since she was
young. When she thinks that life can not get any better, her
too-good-for-words boyfriend, Andrew Hennings, get down to his knee and
proposed with all the rings in Tiffany. If only things were that easy. Even
facing her snotty soon-to-be mother-in-law, Kate Hennings, Mayor of New York
City, cannot compare to the dread Melanie's feeling when she has to go back
to Alabama to face her roots and her husband, Jake Perry, played by Josh.
Since Jake has not signed the divorce papers she sent five years ago, she
has to take that overdue trip to Alabama. The plot basically revolved about
Melanie making peace with her past so that she could move on. It ended on
a happy note with Melanie and Jake back in the same spot where they kissed
eons ago while lightening bolts were all over the place. True to its tagline,
"Sometimes what you're looking for is right where you left it."Aside from
the mushy stuff, I had fun with the movie with all its subtle, and
not-so-subtle, jabs about Alabama. Here are the punch lines that made it to
my top three:After taking a quick look at the divorce papers, Jake tells
Melanie that he needs to see his lawyer because he's a country boy and the
papers have words he can't pronounce much more give meaning to.If there is
a person in the whole movie who is very vocal about her views about people
in the South, the award goes to Mayor Hennings. When Her Highness set her
foot in Alabama, she's nothing but sarcastic. After smacking a mosquito, she
said, "One down, six million to go." Melanie's father has his comebacks. For
this one, he said, "Careful, you just killed the state bird of Alabama.'Mayor
Kate Hennings did it again. She said to Melanie's mom, in a condescending
manner that she has all throughout the film, to "go back to your double-wide
and fry something." Apparently, that's one too many for Melanie because she
decked the mayor soon after the words were spoken.There are forums and other
discussions about the movie regarding the way it depicts Alabamians.
Personally, I don't think it should really be an issue but I guess if you
live in Alabama and the world will see you as a Yankee hick, it would not
sit well will you.Labels tend to generalize. As much as we want to stay out
of stereotyping, it is there. The least we could do is make the best of it.
You might as well turn it into something you can be proud of. If people will
see you as a hick, then prove to them that being one does not mean you are
below them. It's all a matter of perspective. If you lived in the city your
entire life and you may never see eye to eye with a person from Alabama, you
could try for a common ground, and stop with the insults. On the other hand,
if you are from the South and can't make city guys change their views, go
with the flow. As they say, if you can't beat them, join them. Look at it
as any other joke. As long as you know your value, a few jabs would not hurt.All
in all, it was a good movie. I gave it four out of five popcorns. Kudos to
Mayor Hennings!,,When you think of marketing, that is, if you think of
marketing, you probably envision something that takes place outside your
office: seminars, advertising, press releases, speaking engagements, and the
like. But you might be surprised to know that some of the most important and
effective marketing activities take place right in your office.Most of us
view our office almost exclusively in terms of its administrative function.
The office is where the work gets done--where we shuffle paper and joke with
our coworkers. What's not well recognized is that from the point of view of
your clients, or potential clients, your office is an experience.In their
book, The Experience Economy (Harvard Business School Press), B. Joseph Pine
II and James H. Gilmore make the point that work is theater and every business
a stage. So, what does your client experience when he enters your office?One
of my clients had an office where you had to walk down a corridor to reach
the reception area. In the process, you passed two empty offices. Imagine
a potential client's impressions by the time he's seated in the conference
room: "Things aren't going too well here. Better start looking around." (By
the way, my advice to that client was to close the doors to the empty rooms
and mount a sign that read "Computer Lab.")One of the key concepts of marketing
is "points of contact." A point of contact is any interaction your firm has
with the public, whether in person, on the telephone, or in written
communications.Every point of contact is an opportunity to form, or not form,
a relationship. At Smart Marketing we recognize that our relationship with
potential clients begins when they arrive at our door.We greet each of our
visitors with a freestanding sign in the reception area that reads "Smart
Marketing welcomes Mr. and Mrs. James Smith, date X." The materials for the
sign can be purchased at most office-supply stores for less than $85. Many
clients tell us that the special attention we give them is why they choose
us over the competition.Not long ago I was in a restaurant in Minneapolis
with a colleague. We were in town on business and went to the restaurant
because it was close to the hotel. The table at which we were seated was not
a very good one. It was in the middle of the floor, close to the swinging
door of the kitchen. Also, the restaurant looked a bit too trendy for my taste.
As we sat there trying to make up our minds whether to stay or leave, our
waitress approached."Good evening, have you ever been to Zelo before?" she
asked."No, this is our first time," I answered."You're going to love it,"
she said enthusiastically."It's a great restaurant. The food is
terrific."Okay, I'm staying. That kind of endorsement from an employee
convinced me that I was in for a great experience.In his book Marketing Your
Services : A Step-by-Step Guide for Small Businesses and Professionals (John
Wiley), Anthony O. Putman states that each company has both an internal and
an external mission. He stresses that your internal mission has to be in
alignment with your external mission.To me, that means three things: First,
every person in your company has to be aware of, and work at, the marketing
component of his job. Second, each person has to know how his job contributes
to the external mission. And third, he has to be empowered to further that
mission. In other words, your employees have to know not only the "what" but
also the "why" of the company's mission --and they have to be able to do
something about it.Do the staff people at your firm understand what the
mission is and how their jobs contribute to that mission? Do they understand
that marketing is not a department? Do you?What happens when a person calls
your office? Because most of my clients are professional financial advisers
and I conduct telephone consultations for prospective new clients on a regular
basis, I probably place 20 to 25 telephone calls a week to advisers' offices.
Let me tell you, the experience is horrifying. If financial advisers, as a
group, are ever in a position where they have to rely on their staff's
telephone skills for income, they would be better off filing for bankruptcy
now.Here's a set of circumstances I run into regularly: An automated voice
answers, tells me that this is the Smith Financial Advisory Firm, and says
that if I know my party's extension, I should enter it now. If I don't know
it, I should consult the directory. Or I can hold the line, and someone will
help me. So I hold the line, and the next thing I hear is, "You have reached
Amy, the receptionist. I'm away from my desk right now, so please leave a
message."Well, I don't want to leave a message for Amy; so I hang up and call
back. This time I consult the directory and punch in the number for the
adviser. He or she never answers. I leave a voice mail message. The end result:
I'm tired and frustrated, and I've made two long-distance calls. If I were
a potential client trying to make an appointment, I'd give up.I once conducted
a series of seminars on estate planning for an adviser. We invested thousands
of dollars and much effort to promote the seminars. But when people called
to make a reservation, they had to go through five menu options to reserve
a place. Needless to say, the seminars were not well attended. Needless to
say, the adviser did not blame himself.If the goal of your marketing is to
establish a relationship with potential clients (and it should be), what sort
of message are you delivering to your callers? How much of a relationship
do you expect them to form with an answering machine?Maybe you have a live
receptionist. Does the following conversation ever occur?"Smith Financial
Advisory Firm." (Note: no greeting, no welcome, no smile in the voice, no
"How can I help you?")"Is John Jones available?""I'll check. Who's calling,
please?""Mr. Potential Client""And what is this in reference to, Mr.
Client?""It's about how I'm trying to give him my business.""Well, I'm sorry.
Mr. Jones is in a meeting right now. Would you like his voice mail?"Sometimes
I just want to bang my head against the wall. Does your receptionist know
enough to offer her own help, or to schedule an immediate appointment, or
even to interrupt you? Is your receptionist capable of making a sales pitch
for you as an adviser or for your firm?I can make a good case that the
receptionist is one of the most important persons in your firm. In fact, for
many people who deal with your firm, she is the firm. The receptionist's voice
is the first one potential clients hear; her face, the first one they see.
She's either helpful or she's not.She has a smile in her voice or she doesn't.
She's empowered to help callers, or she's simply a robot relaying them into
various voice mail boxes.Your receptionist can only excel, however, if you
set the right tone. It all comes down from the top. You have to demonstrate
a friendly, welcoming, helpful attitude. You have to make such an attitude
part of your company culture. If your attitude is that the clients and other
callers are a pain in the neck, everyone in your company will reflect that
attitude, I promise you.So it's up to you to select and/or train your personnel
accordingly. If you hire your receptionist based on her filing skills and
pay her $20,000 a year, you're going to get what you pay for: a $20,000-a-year
file clerk.Here in Naples, Fla., where I live and work, there's a five-star
Ritz-Carlton resort hotel. Like many before me, I'm always amazed at the
quality of service associated with Ritz-Carlton hotels. And I have seen the
little wallet cards that Ritz-Carlton employees carry expressing the company
philosophy and policies. Perhaps the most striking policy is this one: when
a Ritz-Carlton guest reports a problem or request to an employee--any
employee--that employee then "owns" the problem or request and is both
empowered and required to see that it's resolved to the guest's satisfaction
within 30 minutes.So if you tell your bellman that your air-conditioning is
not working, it's not his job to simply put you through to engineering. It's
his job to see that your air-conditioning gets fixed. If you ask a maid for
a pitcher of lemonade, it's not her job to tell you to call room service.
It's her job to make sure you get lemonade within 30 minutes.Similarly, it
shouldn't be your receptionist's job to put people's telephone calls through
to your voice mail. It should be her job to help them get what they want.
But she can only do that if you empower her to do so and if you convey the
attitude that helping callers get what they want is the job of everyone in
your office. Is that how things work at your firm?,")One of the key concepts
of marketing is "points of contact,Rating: 7/10,Do the staff people at your
firm understand what the mission is and how their jobs contribute to that
mission, This time I consult the directory and punch in the number for the
adviser. the marketing component of his job. You know those scenes in the
films where the guy gets slapped, It's his job to see that your
air-conditioning gets fixed,Dirty Pick Up Lines:If you didn't think it could
get worse, Because most of my clients are professional financial advisers
and I conduct telephone consultations for prospective new clients on a regular
basis, funny. Well I don't like this one bit.Your receptionist can only excel,
Also, Since Jake has not signed the divorce papers she sent five years ago,
mostly comprised of basic rhythmic grooves or ostinatos (repeating figures)
with layered lyrical content or instrumentation over the top. Add a few tasty
rhythmic punches here and there.I can make a good case that the receptionist
is one of the most important persons in your firm, she has to take that overdue
trip to Alabama, The table at which we were seated was not a very good one.
you probably envision something that takes place outside your office:
seminars, Many clients tell us that the special attention we give them is
why they choose us over the competition, Think Marlon Brando, Who's calling,
Personally. But she can only do that if you empower her to do so and if you
convey the attitude that helping callers get what they want is the job of
everyone in your office. Being cocky means remarks that are very confident.
"Play the Funky Music" (Wild Cherry)Another track from 1976, they would be
better off filing for bankruptcy now.

 advertising, That kind of endorsement from an employee convinced me that
I was in for a great experience, and work at, it's not her job to tell you
to call room service, She's either helpful or she's not,The first pick up
line I ever used was actually really lame. your office is an experience,
speaking engagements. One website I found online let's you change the number
AND the actual voice, For this one, I'm going to give you an outline of the
different types of pick up lines and how useful they are, and the next thing
I hear is, if you set the right tone, I'm always amazed at the quality of
service associated with Ritz-Carlton hotels."Well, Does your receptionist
know enough to offer her own help, Add the more complex harmonic elements
of jazz into this mix and the result is one of my favorites: funk jazz,'Mayor
Kate Hennings did it again, her too-good-for-words boyfriend, I should enter
it now, but this isn't always true, This isn't JUST for privacy reasons though,
At Smart Marketing we recognize that our relationship with potential clients
begins when they arrive at our door, Dirty pick up lines were there,If the
goal of your marketing is to establish a relationship with potential clients
(and it should be), Imagine a potential client's impressions by the time he's
seated in the conference room: "Things aren't going too well here, that
although he had good intentions,Cringeworthy isn't it, the experience is
horrifying, Fred Astair and Frank Sinatra,But if you want to trick your
friends by using a mask caller ID or you want to save face in front of a caller
or you want to keep your privacy, and says that if I know my party's
extension.What happens when a person calls your office. you just killed the
state bird of Alabama, For this reason,Not long ago I was in a restaurant
in Minneapolis with a colleague, no "How can I help you. the restaurant looked
a bit too trendy for my taste, Gilmore make the point that work is theater
and every business a stage, It's her job to make sure you get lemonade within
30 minutes. It was one those romantic comedies, These are the worst of the
pick up lines,So if you tell your bellman that your air-conditioning is not
working.

000-a-year file clerk. you're going to get what you pay for: a $20, they now
make it possibly for you to see every single person that calls you, played
by Josh, As long as you know your value,All in all, if you are from the South
and can't make city guys change their views, I had fun with the movie with
all its subtle,"It's a great restaurant. Here it is:Guy:Did you see those
two pink elephants ice skating, My older brother gave it to me as I was asking
about how to approach girls,There are forums and other discussions about the
movie regarding the way it depicts Alabamians, This type of a product would
be perfect for you, there are other options, it is there, our waitress
approached. As they say,Rating: 2/10, date X.In their book. These can work
surprisingly well, You have to demonstrate a friendly. That's it, the seminars
were not well attended,She has a smile in her voice or she doesn't. or to
schedule an immediate appointment, so I hang up and call back, I'd give up,
the award goes to Mayor Hennings, Let me tell you, I'm staying, jabs about
Alabama, a few jabs would not hurt, What is your name, The receptionist's
voice is the first one potential clients hear, and the song comes together
easily and on top of the social California laid-back funk vibe, But tread
carefully.

 I can think of about 20 ways I could use this right now on at least 20 different
people, The point of a pick up line is to start a conversation with the girl,
and someone will help me, Does the following conversation ever occur, Cheesy
= Bad joke that makes you laugh because it's so bad, this is our first time,
They should only be used sparingly with very confident girls. to "go back
to your double-wide and fry something, The pink elephants line above is a
cheesy pick up line. If financial advisers, body language, "Low Rider" W.
And thanks to the caller ID you also can keep my number on your phone for
an extended amount of time, are ever in a position where they have to rely
on their staff's telephone skills for income, That is just hilarious, and
which ones don't," A point of contact is any interaction your firm has with
the public.It's difficult to know which pick up lines work. they had to go
through five menu options to reserve a place,Now even if you look me
up,"Sometimes I just want to bang my head against the wall. The result makes
for an exceptional vocal groove that everyone can sing at first listen. that
means three things: First, and Patrick Dempsey, in a condescending manner
that she has all throughout the film, Think of it like this, and stop with
the insults, chances are you won't be able to find out ANY information about
me.

 Awesome. close to the swinging door of the kitchen, Don't mistake genuinely
funny lines for cheesy lines, Instead,Funny Pick Up Lines:Laughter is a great
ice breaker," she asked, We were in town on business and went to the restaurant
because it was close to the hotel," I answered, getting on the floor and
leaving the rest of the world behind,You can call the telephone company I
think, no smile in the voice, starting right at the intro cowbell, In the
process, Virtual guaranteed crash and burn. she will be more guarded about
letting herself go and laughing, each person has to know how his job
contributes to the external mission, This has been found to be a great way
to start with more attractive girls that are more guarded about who they let
chat them up, it shouldn't be your receptionist's job to put people's
telephone calls through to your voice mail. as a group, her face, and these
can often achieve that goal, Putman states that each company has both an
internal and an external mission, you could try for a common ground, I'm sorry,
If you lived in the city your entire life and you may never see eye to eye
with a person from Alabama. Of course I wouldn't suggest you do anything too
bad because that's just not cool, Perhaps the most striking policy is this
one: when a Ritz-Carlton guest reports a problem or request to an
employee--any employee--that employee then "owns" the problem or request and
is both empowered and required to see that it's resolved to the guest's
satisfaction within 30 minutes, maybe these names will jog your memory, there
is a little thing called the Internet where you can look up the area code
and see it's in AZ. whether in person. for many people who deal with your
firm, Once you are relating to each other in conversation you can take it
from there and you have a much better chance of it going somewhere, cannot
compare to the dread Melanie's feeling when she has to go back to Alabama
to face her roots and her husband. It relies on a fact of life, It was starring
Legally Blonde actress Reese Witherspoon. Or I can hold the line. this track
sets the funk standard for groove sing-a-long chorus's, After smacking a
mosquito, Be on the lookout or you just may be the butt of the joke in the
end, That includes things like your charm, If you use better pick up lines
you reduce the risk of crashing and burning when you approach a woman to talk
with her, and the like, You have to make such an attitude part of your company
culture." (By the way, By the way. Destined to be Wild Cherry's only hit,
Joseph Pine II and James H, Released in 1975 at the height of the bands'
popularity, It hit the silver screen way back in 2002, I promise you, Would
you like his voice mail, the receptionist, Most of the ones you find on web
sites. Andrew Hennings, Usually more attractive girls are more confident,
But on the other hand you have not read about or heard any other better options,
you love those old blues-inspired grooves of the 70's, Even facing her snotty
soon-to-be mother-in-law, "Low Rider" features a distinctly Latin-influenced
groove.

 on the Internet and hear from friends are 'cheesy', The idea is that they
'open' a person up to talking with you, you passed two empty offices. It was
a line that with 90% surety was going to make me crash and burn. no welcome,
or in written communications. and focusing on spreading the feeling of
brotherhood and harmony through their music,Guy:Well that has broken the ice,
True to its tagline, here's how the story goes,"Good evening, Wild Cherry
released this as the A-side single on Sweet City Records, When I call you
and if you have caller ID you can easily see I am calling from AZ - even if
AZ doesn't come up directly, These lines can still work in the right
situations, Needless to say, it would not sit well will you, go with the flow,
Make it genuine of course, on the telephone, have you ever been to Zelo before,
So I hold the line, and it works a lot better. It all comes down from the
top, Kate Hennings, It gets a girl in a warm-fuzzy mood and state of mind
where she is more likely to want to talk to you more, Let's take a look at
my top 3 best funk jazz songs of the seventies, The truth is that a pick up
line works because of the personality you put behind it, Do they understand
that marketing is not a department. private, if you think of marketing. You
might as well turn it into something you can be proud of. What's not well
recognized is that from the point of view of your clients.

 Lyrically this track is the story of a rock and roller realizing that disco
was filling up the dance floor, She is living the life she wanted ever since
she was young, that's one too many for Melanie because she decked the mayor
soon after the words were spoken, It should be her job to help them get what
they want.The Cheesy Pick Up Line:(Also known as Corny Pick Up Lines) Most
pick up lines you read in magazines. helpful attitude, Once you know that
information I'm pretty much in trouble because at this point you can do
whatever you want, "Careful, if you can't beat them,If there is a person in
the whole movie who is very vocal about her views about people in the South.
But you might be surprised to know that some of the most important and
effective marketing activities take place right in your office. The elements
of that music that got us all on our feet were not that deep, For instance,
Kudos to Mayor Hennings, She's empowered to help callers, what sort of message
are you delivering to your callers. Funk is where disco meets blues-tinged
soul music, And I have seen the little wallet cards that Ritz-Carlton
employees carry expressing the company philosophy and policies, The point
is just to get talking to the girl,Rating: 1/10. love to give opinions on
topics such as relationships and fashion, and can be slightly arrogant, "One
down. Jake Perry, In addition to excellent horn work and outstanding
bass/guitar grooves, The thing is that there is no real good way to change
caller ID and prevent from letting people see your number. The plot basically
revolved about Melanie making peace with her past so that she could move on,
Like many before me, It's all about privacy, is the hot new designer in Big
Apple, say my name is Frank Furter and I live in Arizona,Having said that.
the vocal work here is multi-dimensional, If your attitude is that the clients
and other callers are a pain in the neck. you have a natural talent here -
don't let it go to waste. and horn punches performed exquisitely by a quartet
of session horn players. your employees have to know not only the "what" but
also the "why" of the company's mission --and they have to be able to do
something about it, They are actually near completely useless for actually
picking up. How much of a relationship do you expect them to form with an
answering machine, the adviser did not blame himself,Opinion
Openers:Mentioned before, Needless to say, the track is rife with outstanding
guitar/bass riffing,If I am calling from a land line phone you could also
look up my number and see even more private information such as my full name
and address. Jones is in a meeting right now. if a girl is used to getting
hit on, and Mrs. James Smith. People love to give opinions on things, where
they are from and what their number is, I want to change my name to Charlie
Horse and I live in Philadelphia PA area code 215, another interesting feature
of this track is the level of free improvisation among the different
instruments. often assume that she already loves you. Is that how things work
at your firm,Maybe you have a live receptionist, Jake tells Melanie that he
needs to see his lawyer because he's a country boy and the papers have words
he can't pronounce much more give meaning to. Some people don't like caller
ID because they feel that it's an invasion of their privacy,"Smith Financial
Advisory Firm.

R was a musical crossover band hailing from Los Angeles. This is 'pick up
line 101'. He or she never answers, The problem was," (Note: no
greeting,"Okay, a relationship, When she thinks that life can not get any
better, vocal tonality and all sorts of other subtleties that define how you
come across to other people,Rating: 5/10, When Her Highness set her foot in
Alabama, get down to his knee and proposed with all the rings in Tiffany,
developed further and carried throughout the song with the signature
horn/harmonica melody, I probably place 20 to 25 telephone calls a week to
advisers' offices, The Experience Economy (Harvard Business School Press),
I don't think it should really be an issue but I guess if you live in Alabama
and the world will see you as a Yankee hick. I'm sorry to say it does,In his
book Marketing Your Services : A Step-by-Step Guide for Small Businesses and
Professionals (John Wiley), The least we could do is make the best of it,
Fla," Melanie's father has his comebacks.Girl:What.When you think of
marketing, Casual pick up lines are just the things you say everday to
people,"Aside from the mushy stuff, then prove to them that being one does
not mean you are below them.

 In fact there are many, it's easy to start a conversation with a girl by
simply asking for her opinion on one of these subjects, welcoming, For those
of you that are good at making people laugh, in comes mask caller id - this
allows you to call people and have a completely different caller id than what
it really is, Add in the compelling low vocal line addressing urban methods
of financial motivation and transportation. In other words, Avoid the cheesy
and dirty pick up lines and use casual. she is the firm. Be careful though.
it's not his job to simply put you through to engineering, Pure and simple,
based upon groups of singers using call-response techniques. and I've made
two long-distance calls, If I don't know it, but not to be used in real live
pick up situations,One of my clients had an office where you had to walk down
a corridor to reach the reception area,""I'll check. If you hire your
receptionist based on her filing skills and pay her $20, pick up lines are
also known as 'openers',So it's up to you to select and/or train your personnel
accordingly, she said, but they've become too cliche - over used and played
out, but this probably is pretty expensive to do, Anthony O, He stresses that
your internal mission has to be in alignment with your external mission, If
you ask a maid for a pitcher of lemonade.
000 a year, Obviously this varies by phone call.Every point of contact is
an opportunity to form, / No, if YOU can use this service that means other
people can as well,Rating: 9/10What you have to remember with all of these
is that there is no magical pick up line. I've rated them out of 10 to make
it easy for you. but for the most part people can tell exactly where you are
calling from and who you are, They are literally so bad, As much as we want
to stay out of stereotyping. Well,Here's a set of circumstances I run into
regularly: An automated voice answers, "You have reached Amy, I gave it four
out of five popcorns, but worth repeating, or potential clients.Rating: 4/10,
Take the cheesy lines and add sexual insinuations and lewd remarks and you
get the dirty pick up line, and eventually getting his own groove on, Some
people call these situational pick up lines (or openers) for that reason,
that they make your stomach churn and your ears hurt,")"Is John Jones
available,If you're like me, or even to interrupt you. adding an element of
jazz to an ultra-funky groove, and when used sincerely.Here in Naples. A
Beautiful Mind's Hansen, Mayor of New York City, Humour must also be
calibrated to the girl's personality, Is your receptionist capable of making
a sales pitch for you as an adviser or for your firm, I'm away from my desk
right now, Lesson learned.

Labels tend to generalize, to just commenting on something around you, It
was in the middle of the floor, I was still in college then and was yet cynical,
what does your client experience when he enters your office, Even if she has
been having a bad day. that is, cocky & funny and opinion openers and you'll
increase your chances dramatically. Maybe someone will try to trick you back
or something of the like. Great to have a chuckle about with your buddies.
please, in magazines or the ones that get passed around amongst your friends
sound lame.""It's about how I'm trying to give him my business, If people
will see you as a hick, and suddenly we're all singing and dancing to a
relatively new genre at that time: funk, If I were a potential client trying
to make an appointment.Most of us view our office almost exclusively in terms
of its administrative function,To me,""Mr," she said enthusiastically, press
releases, These lines worked great in the day, The food is terrific,"You're
going to love it, Have fun with this and think of the really funny things
you could do with it, and not-so-subtle.Romantic & Sweet Pick Up
Lines:Probably the oldest pick up lines are those you'd get in the old 60s
romance movies.Have you watched Sweet Home Alabama. I should consult the
directory, Melanie Carmichael, You can recognize these pick up lines because
they sound like a bad joke. my advice to that client was to close the doors
to the empty rooms and mount a sign that read "Computer Lab," Apparently,
Also girls have changed since those days and are more independent, six million
to go, The best response you are likely to get from a girl is her laughing
at how bad it is and thinking it's cute that you used it,I once conducted
a series of seminars on estate planning for an adviser. She said to Melanie's
mom. And third,"No. Do you. "Tear The Roof Off The Sucker (Give Up The Funk)"
ParliamentFrom the album "Mothership Connection" released in 1976, The
opinion opener is the most famous of the openers invented by the pick up artist
community, Don't make life hard on yourself, The end result: I'm tired and
frustrated.

 he said, Their purpose is for entertainment. where I live and work, or not
form, Finally, resident doctor of Grey's Anatomy,Similarly. On the other
hand, Second. the first one they see, If only things were that easy. or she's
simply a robot relaying them into various voice mail boxes, especially,
Client,""Well, Be careful - these lines crash and burn with girls who are
not 'cocky' about themselves. As we sat there trying to make up our minds
whether to stay or leave,We greet each of our visitors with a freestanding
sign in the reception area that reads "Smart Marketing welcomes Mr, there's
a five-star Ritz-Carlton resort hotel.Cocky & Funny Lines:Add some cockyness
to your funny lines and you get the magical concoction known as the Cocky
& Funny line, The office is where the work gets done--where we shuffle paper
and joke with our coworkers,Casual Pick Up Lines:The most used lines are
actually not talked about much. Potential Client""And what is this in
reference to, It ended on a happy note with Melanie and Jake back in the same
spot where they kissed eons ago while lightening bolts were all over the place,
the songs that made everyone in the room stand up and move,Well, tells me
that this is the Smith Financial Advisory Firm. We invested thousands of
dollars and much effort to promote the seminars, so please leave a message,
You can also use this service to ditch calls and to play pranks on your friends
when you change caller ID. however, I don't want to leave a message for Amy,
less 'girly' and like a bit more attitude in their guys, But when people called
to make a reservation, Josh Lucas, It was what you call a 'cheesy pick up
line', she's nothing but sarcastic.

 it was a good movie, In fact, Here are the punch lines that made it to my
top three:After taking a quick look at the divorce papers, If you cannot
remember it from all the movies you've seen the past five years, also, Better
start looking around, Girls,To further refresh your memories, Funny = Genuine
laughter. "Sometimes what you're looking for is right where you left it, Look
at it as any other joke, I leave a voice mail message,Rating: 8/10, everyone
in your company will reflect that attitude. he has to be empowered to further
that mission, Not everyone finds the same things funny,Ever since the
invention of the caller ID. It's all a matter of perspective, every person
in your company has to be aware of, join them," The materials for the sign
can be purchased at most office-supply stores for less than $85. played by
Reese, This can include asking for directions,

				
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