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VOL. 1 NO. 9 • MARCH 29, 2010

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                                        CREEPS HIT SEVERAL BUSINESSES IN REGION

                      VEHICLE HITS, KILLS HERO

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         POLICE: SUSPECT FOUND INSIDE FRIDGE                                  CHUMPS STEAL CHANGE JARS                                     MOTORCYCLIST CRASHES INTO DEER
   A man was found hiding in an old refrigerator                   Jerks stole two jars that contained loose change               A 38-year-old Hamburg man was flown to Reading
before being cited, police said.                                from a residence on the 800 block of South College             Hospital after motorcycle slammed into a deer on
   Guiseppe Jimenz, 21, was found hiding inside the             Street in Palmyra on March 18, borough police said.            Mountain Road in Upper Bern on March 20, state police
fridge in the utility room inside a building on the 100            The victim is a 87-year-old Palmyra woman,                  said. Herbert Deibert III was thrown from his 2001 Harley
block of Race Street in Kennett Square on March 10,             police said.                                                   Davidson and suffered multiple injuries, state police said.
police said. He was cited for criminal trespass.                                                                               He was wearing a helmet, state police said.

   POLICE: PASSENGER                                                                                                                                              JERKS BREAK INTO
    POSSESSED POT                                                                                                                                                 HOME, STEAL ITEMS

                                 VEHICLE STRIKES, KILLS
   A passenger of a vehicle                                                                                                                                      Bozos busted into a
was charged with posses-                                                                                                                                      home by breaking through a
sion of marijuana after a                                                                                                                                     back bedroom window and
traffic stop on Route 272 in                                                                                                                                  swiped items at Arcadia
Providence Township on                                                                                                                                        Trace Road in Fulton
March 19, state police at                                                                                                                                     Township on March 19,

                                  BELOVED GUARDSMAN
Lancaster said. Ivan Suarez,                                                                                                                                  state police at Lancaster
of Lancaster, was charged                                                                                                                                     said. The slugs swiped a
with possession of marijua-                                                                                                                                   PlayStation 3 console, a
na, state police said.                                                                                                                                        Nintendo Wii, video games
   The driver of the vehi-                                                                                                                                    and an iPod Touch, state
cle, Carlos Torres, of                                                                                                                                        police said.
                                                                                                                                                                 The victims are William
Lancaster, was charged                                                                                                                                        Bare, 50, Tina Bare, 48, and
with driving with a sus-          A Pennsylvania National                                                           and assigned as an emergency treat-
                               Guard soldier was killed after                                                       ment sergeant. He went on to serve        Amber Bare, 18, state
pended license, driving                                                                                                                                       police said.
without insurance and driv-    being struck by a vehicle near his                                                   as a Battalion Aid Station non-com-
                               home on Route 183 in Bernville                                                       missioned officer in charge under            Anybody with informa-
ing an unregistered vehicle,                                                                                                                                  tion is asked to contact the
state police said.             on March 17, state police at                                                         the Allied Forces Central Europe          state police at (717) 299-
                               Reading said.                                                                        command in the Netherlands.               7650.
                                  Sgt. First Class Mark A. Eberly,                                                     In 2000, he became a drill ser-
POLICE: WOMEN CHARGED          39, jogging along side the road                                                      geant in the same medical battalion
AFTER DOMESTIC DISPUTE         before being hit by a 1986 Dodge                                                     he had first received his training         POLICE: BOY CHARGED
   Two Palmyra women           driven by Michael Clark, 60, of                                                      eight years prior and was responsi-       WITH UNDERAGE DRINKING
face charges after a domes-    Bernville, state police said.                                                        ble for training the next generation         A 17-year-old
tic dispute on West Cherry        Eberly was pronounced dead at                                                     of Army medics.                           Myerstown boy was
Street in Palmyra on March     the scene by the Berks County                                                           Eberly joined the Pennsylvania         charged with underage
16, borough police said.       Coroners Office.                                                                     Army National Guard in November           drinking after state police
   Michelle Lingle, 34, and       Clark wasn't injured.                                                             2005 and has since served in the          responded to a disturbance
Marie Lingle, 33, were            An avid runner, Eberly was                                                        active Guard and Reserve program.         on West Carpenter Avenue
charged with simple            training to run in the National                                                      He spent two years as a recruiter         in Myerstown on March 20,
assault, police said.          Guard Bureau marathon in Little                                                      and most recently served as a drill       state police at Jonestown
                               Rock, Ark., in May.                                                                  instructor in the Guard's Recruit         said.
 POLICE: MAN CITED FOR            "Mark was a dedicated soldier                                                     Sustainment Program.
 PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS            and loving father," said Maj. Gen.                                                      Eberly earned many awards and               PATHETIC PUNKS
   Vincent Ruggieri, 50, of    Jessica Wright, the commander of
                               Pennsylvania National Guard. "His
                                                                                                                    medals, including the Meritorious
                                                                                                                    Service Medal, two Joint Service
                                                                                                                                                                 PILFER PATIO CHAIRS
Kennett Square, was cited                                                                                                                                        Punks pilfered four patio
for public drunkenness on      tragic death will leave a void in the                                                Commendation Medals, an Army              chairs from a residence on
the 100 block of West State    Pennsylvania National Guard. Our           Retention Command. After graduat-         Commendation Medal, two Joint             Sadder Drive in Sadsbury
Street in Kennett Square on    deepest sympathies go out to               ing from Bloom High School in             Service Achievement Medals, five          Township between March
March 10, police said.         Mark's children, Thalia and John,          Chicago, Eberly joined the Army in        Army Achievement Medals, the              16 and 19, state police at
                               and his entire family and many             1992, and served at Fort Hood,            Expert Field Medical Badge and the        Lancaster said.
                               friends."                                  Texas, where he became a medical          Military Outstanding Volunteer               The victim is Sharon
    POLICE: 2 CITED               An 18-year- veteran, Eberly was         specialist.                               Service Medal. He was also a grad-        Nields, of Christiana.
  FOR OPEN CONTAINER           a member of the Pennsylvania                  After serving a six-month tour in      uate of the United States Army
   Victor Cisneros-Garcia,     National Guard's Recruiting and            Honduras, Eberly was promoted             Airborne School.                              POLICE: 2 CHARGED
29, and Francisco Macedo,
40, both of Kennett                                                                                                                                                AFTER INCIDENT
Square, were cited for hav-                                                                                                                                      Bridget Thayer, of Peach
ing an open container of                                                                                                                                      Bottom, and Robert
alcohol on the 600 block of
South Walnut Street in
Kennett Square on March
                               TURKEYS VISIT BANK                                               MALES ROB VICTIM, 80
                                                                                                                                                              Kennedy, of Peach Bottom,
                                                                                                                                                              were charged with simple
                                                                                                                                                              assault/harassment after an
                                                                                                                                                              incident on Little Britain
10, police said.                                                                                   Two male suspects -- one possibly armed with a             Road in East Drumore on
                                                                                                handgun -- robbed an 80-year-old Lebanon man at his           March 16, state police at
    CHAIN-REACTION                                                                              home on the 400 block of North 12th Street in Lebanon         Lancaster said.
                                                                                                on March 18, city police said.
   ACCIDENT INJURES 2                                                                              The victim told police he heard a knock on his door
   Vehicles driven by                                                                           and when he answered, the suspects pushed their way
                                                                                                                                                                   ACCIDENT SENDS
Stephanie Groff, 19, of
Kinzers, Cheryl Urban, 24,
                                                                                                into the residence.                                                WOMAN TO HOSP
                                                                                                   The victim couldn’t describe the suspects because             A 68-year-old Strasburg
of Hockessin, Del., and                                                                                                                                       woman was taken to the
Rose Heintz, 55, of                                                                             they had their shirts pulled over their faces, police said.
                                                                                                The victim said they were younger and they spoke              hospital after an accident in
Pomona, N.J., were                                                                                                                                            Martic Township on March
involved in an chain-reac-                                                                      Spanish, police said.                                         18, state police at Lancaster
tion accident at routes 41                                              Terry Swingholm photo      One of the suspects brandished what the victim             said. Doreen Ebersole's
and 30 in Salisbury            Wild turkeys spend a moment in the parking lot of                believed was a handgun as the suspect grabbed the             vehicle hit two trees and
Township on March 20,          the Fulton Bank in Schaefferstown on March 18.                   undisclosed items, police said.                               bushes, state police said.
state police at Lancaster                                                                          The victim wasn’t physically assaulted or injured,            She was taken to
said. Groff and Urban had           POLICE: MAN CITED FOR PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS                    and officials believe this was a random incident.             Lancaster General Hospital
minor injuries, state police      Timothy Schwartz, 21, of Lincoln University, was cited           Anyone with information is requested to contact the        for a minor injury, state
said.                          for public drunkenness on the 100 block of West State Street     city police at (717) 272-6611.                                police said.
                               in Kennett Square on March 13, police said.
                                                                         PA G E 2 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
   Creeps busted into two vehicles and stole GPS units                Lamont Winters, 41, of Kennett Square, was                     A 27-year-old Kennett Square man was arrested on
in Kennett Square on March 8, police said.                         detained for outstanding bench warrants on the 100             assault, terroristic threats and other charges after an incident
   In the first case, the thugs broke a passenger side win-        block of North Walnut Street in Kennett Square on              on the 400 block of South Walnut Street in Kennett Square
dow, police said. In the second case, the jerks busted the         March 15, police said.                                         on March 9, police said. Heriberto Rebollar-Hermenegildo
driver’s side window on the 200 block of South Union                  Winters released to constables for transport to             was arraigned and after being unable to post the $5,000
Street in Kennett Square on March 8, police said.                  Chester County Prison.                                         bail, he was sent to Chester County Prison.

                                 BURGLARS HIT BUSINESSES
                                 DRIVER TRAPPED
                                                                                                                                     Burglars have run amok in Chester County

                                 AFTER ACCIDENT
                                                                  ABRAM’S ARMY                                                    recently -- and law-enforcement officials are seeking
                                                                                                                                  your help.
                                                                                                                                     Officials said there have been several overnight bur-
                                                                                                                                  glaries in Honey Brook Borough, Honey Brook
                                 WITH SCHOOLtrapped
                                  A driver was
                                                                                                                                  Township and Parkesburg, and the following businesses
                                                                                                                                  have been burglarized:
                                                                                                                                     • Brandywine Pharmacy
                                 inside his vehicle after
 SHAMAR SUMPTER                                                                                                                      • Aaron’s Hydraulics
                                 cracking up with a school
                                                                                                                                     • Stotzfus Enterprises
                                 bus       in    Greenwich
                                                                                                                                     • Equipment Services
                                 Township on March 19,
                                                                                                                                     • Route 10 Roadside Market
                                 state police at Hamburg
FOR SUSPECTED                    said.
                                    A school bus driven by
                                                                                                                                     • Ingleside Medical West
                                                                                                                                     • Family Practice of Honey Brook
                                                                                                                                     • Honey Brook Pharmacy
  JEWEL THIEF                    Judith Deboer, 42, of
                                 Kutztown, and a 2002
                                                                                                                                     • Risbon Excavating
                                                                                                                                     In one of the burglaries, the jerks grabbed prescrip-
   Authorities are hunting for   Chrysler PT Cruiser driv-
one of a suspects who stole                                                                                                       tion narcotics worth $17,000.
                                 en by Donald Debellas,
jewelry from the display case
                                                                                                               David Hoffmaster      Anybody with information is asked to contact the
                                 58, of New Ringgold,                                                                    photos
at Boscov’s in West Lebanon                                                                           Lebanon resident            Pennsylvania Crime Stoppers at (800) 4PA-TIPS. All
                                 were involved in the acci-
on Feb. 2, police said.                                                                               and political               callers remain anonymous and could be eligible for a
                                 dent at the intersection of
   A warrant has been issued
                                                                                                      activist Katy               cash reward.
for Shamar Sumpter, 26, in       Route 737 and Ebling
the case, and Sumpter, origi-    Road, state police said.                                             Abram addresses a

                                                                                                                                  POLICE: MAN GOES
nally from the Bronx, is            Deballas was entrapped                                            crowd of more than
known as "Shimmy or "Sha,"       and freed by members of                                              400 people at the
police said.                     the     Kutztown       Fire                                          Leesport Market
   The other suspected rob-      Company, state police                                                meeting room on

                                                                                                                                    ON RAMPAGE
ber, Carl Reddinger IV, 18, of   said.                                                                March 18. The
Lebanon, has been arraigned         Deballas was taken to                                             speech was part of
with bail set at $25,000,        Lehigh Valley Hospital-                                              the Berks County
police said.                                                                                          Patriots meeting.
   In the case, one robber       Cedar Crest for multiple                                                                            A 21-year-old man faces harassment charges after a
reached across a counter and     injuries.                                                                                        melee at a residence on South Tulpehocken Street in Pine
grabbed jewelry from the dis-       Deboer and 12 students                                                                        Grove on March 19, state police at Schuylkill Haven said.
play case at Boscov’s in the     -- six boys and six girls --                                                                        The suspect, Timothy Kreiser of Pine Grove, came home
Lebanon Valley Mall, police      were not injured, state                                                                          in an agitated state and kicked in the front door to the resi-
said.                            police said.                                                                                     dence, state police said.
   While being assisted by a                                                                                                         Once inside, state police said Kreiser became physical
salesperson, the robber
                                       KNUCKLEHEADS                                                                               and during the altercation, threw the base of a baby seat that

                                                                  POLICE: BRAKES FAILED
snatched the jewelry from the                                                                                                     struck a chair of Cathy Kreiser, 45, of Pine Grove -- caus-
display case, police said.
   A brief struggle ensued
                                        ATTACK VAN                                                                                ing her to fall.
                                    Creeps scratched the hood                                                                        According to state police, Timothy Kreiser then struck
and the clerk was shoved to

                                                                    BEFORE ACCIDENT
                                 and the entire right side of a                                                                   Todd Kreiser Jr., 25, of Pine Grove, in the side of the head
the floor before the robber      1995 GMC Safari van at
fled, police said. The robbers                                                                                                    and pushed Desiree Gerber, 19, of Pine Grove, causing her
                                 Wingnuts Garage in                                                                               to fall over a table.
escaped in a silver over blue    Elizabeth Township between
Ford pickup truck with                                               The brakes of a vehicle failed, causing an accident on          Timothy Kreiser fled the scene and faces three counts of
                                 March 15 and 17, state police    Interstate 78 in Upper Bern Township on March 20,               harassment, state police said.
another suspect, police said.
   The clerk suffered minor
                                 at Ephrata said. Damage was      state police at Hamburg said.
                                                                                                                                  POLICE: MAN HAD UNLICENSED GUN
                                 about $200, and the victim is
                                 Annville Pre-owned Auto
                                                                     The brakes on a 2001 Ford Excursion driven by Tracy
   Anybody with informa-                                          Rohrer, 46, of Mohrsville, didn't work as the vehicle was
tion is asked to contact North   Center, state police said.                                                                          A 34-year-old Lebanon man had an unlicensed and loaded
                                 Anybody with information is      entering the off-ramp of Exit 23 (Shartlesville), state
Lebanon police at (717) 273-                                      police said.                                                    handgun in his vehicle's glove compartment, state police at
8141 or Lebanon County           asked to contact the state                                                                       Jonestown said.
Communications at (717)          police at (717) 721-7667.           The vehicle struck a 1998 Chevrolet Blazer driven by
                                                                                                                                     State troopers were on routine patrol and saw Lewis Carl's vehi-
272-2054.                                                         Miguel Camillo, 51, of York, state police said.                 cle parked on Route 343 at the Fireman's Park entrance in Bethel
                                                                     After impact, state police said Rohrer's vehicle spun
                                      VEHICLES COLLIDE            out and Oritz's vehicle eventually rolled onto its roof.
                                                                                                                                  Township, Lebanon County, on March 20, state police said.
    POLICE: N.Y. MAN                    IN CORNWALL                  Camillo and his passenger, Domingo Ortiz, of York,
                                                                                                                                     When Carl opened his glove compartment to retrieve vehi-
                                                                                                                                  cle documents, troopers noticed the loaded handgun, state
    ARRESTED FOR DUI                Vehicles driven by            freed themselves and were taken to Reading Hospital for         police said. Carl didn't have a license to carry the gun, state
   Thomas Holmes, 57, of         Brittany Butler, 23, of          moderate injuries, state police said.                           police said.
Palisades, N.Y., was arrest-     Harrisburg, and Gordon              Nobody in Rohrer's vehicle was injured.                         Carl was taken into custody and charged, state police said.
ed for DUI after being           Stager, 74, of West
stopped for driving errati-      Cornwall, were involved in
cally on routes 272 and 222      an accident on Route 72 at            POLICE: PHOENIXVILLE MAN FACES DUI CHARGE                        POLICE: COATESVILLE MAN ARRESTED FOR DUI
in Fulton Township on            Zinns Mill Road in                  Daniel Langan, 43, of Phoenixville was charged with DUI         Joseph Kolimaga, 24, of Coatesville, was charged with DUI
March 21, state police at        Cornwall on March 17,            after being stopped for speeding on Pikeland Avenue in East     after a traffic stop on Route 322 in West Brandywine Township
Lancaster said.                  police said.                     Pikeland Township recently, police said.                        on March 6, state police at Embreeville said.

                                                                           PA G E 3 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
   A 37-year-old Lebanon man suffered major injuries in               World-class creeps busted into a business and stole          A 78-year-old Coatesville man was cited for trespassing
an accident on Hill Church Road in North Annville on               seven Stihl chainsaws and a John Deere generator on         after an incident on Strasburg Road in West Bradford on
March 19, state police at Jonestown said. Jacob Varela's           Pottstown Pike in South Coventry on March 15, state         March 16, state police at Embreeville said. Frank Lucas went
1996 Ford Explorer lost control, went across both lanes                                                                        to the victim's property and yelled at the victim to stop riding
                                                                   police at Embreeville said. The victim is James Martin,     a dirt bike, state police said. The victim, Evan Duswalt, 22,
and hit a tree before spinning out, state police said. Varela      40, of Pottstown. Anybody with information is asked to
was taken to Hershey Medical Center for his injuries.                                                                          of Coatesville, told Lucas to leave several times, and Lucas
                                                                   contact the state police at (484) 340-3241.                 didn't, state police said.

                                POLICE: ROBBERS SHOOT, KILL MAN
   A driver sustained head
trauma after his 1988 Jeep
Cherokee hit a tree in
Wallace Township on                                                                                                               Three robbers shot and killed a man during a
March 16, state police at
Embreeville said.
   The vehicle, driven by
                                                                  THE SUSPECTS                                                 home invasion on Center Street in Shenandoah on
                                                                                                                               March 16, state police said.
                                                                                                                                  Two of the suspects, Julius Enoe, 30, of Reading, and
Joshua Swavely, 20, of                                                                                                         Damon Ennett, of 29, of Freeland, surrendered to
Honey Brook, hit the tree                                                                                                      authorities and face numerous charges, including homi-
on Little Conestoga Road,                                                                                                      cide, burglary and robbery, state police said. Enoe
state police said.                                                                                                             turned himself in on March 20 and Ennett on March 17.
   Swavely suffered a                                                                                                             The third suspect, Jahmal Ollivirre, 19, remains at
moderate injury and was
taken to Paoli Hospital,
                                                                                                                               large, state police said.
state police said.                                                                                                                The suspects forced their way into the residence to
                                                                                                                               rob the occupants, state police said.
                                                                                                                                  During the robbery, the suspects demanded money
    ACCIDENT INJURES                                                                                                           before shooting and killing Bruce Forker, 24, of
      WOMAN, 64                                                                                                                Shenandoah, state police said.
   Vehicles driven by                                                                                                             Anybody with information is asked to contact the
Christine Goodwin, 64, of                                                                                                      state police at (570) 874-5300 or call Pennsylvania
West Chester, and Nicholas       JAHMAL OLLIVIRRE                   DAMON ENNETT                     JULIUS ENOE               Crime Stoppers at 1-800-4PA-TIPS.
Tuscai, 65, of Phoenixville,
were involved in an acci-           WOMAN’S VEHICLE
dent on Route 322 in West
Bradford Township on
March 16, state police at
                                 SLAMS INTO UTILITY POLE
                                   A 2007 Ford Explorer                  COMING MARCH 30                                                                            POLICE:
Embreeville said.               driven by Darlene Hopkins,
   Goodwin suffered a           50 of Quarryville, hit a utili-

                                ty pole on May Post Office
moderate injury and was         Road in Strasburg on March

taken to Crozer Chester         18, state police at Lancaster
Hospital.                       said. Hopkins suffered a
                                minor injury.
   A 1993 Honda CRX
                                     PATHETIC PUNKS
                                      DAMAGE POOL
                                                                    PREVIEW                                                                                        TROOPER
                                                                                                                                                                     A Narvon woman kicked a
driven by Christopher              Punks attacked a pool,                                                                                                        state trooper in the chest twice
Simpson, 20, of Devon,          puncturing the aluminum
                                shell and vinyl liner with a                                                                                                     and scratched his right hand,
lost control on the wet                                                                                                                                          state police at Embreeville
                                sharp object on March 18,
roadway and struck a tree       state police at Schuylkill                                                                                                       said.
on Route 202 in East            Haven said.                                                                                                                          Debra Carroll was drunk
Whiteland Township on              The losers fled after dam-                                                                                                    and was taken into custody for
March 15, state police at       aging the pool at the resi-                                                                                                      public drunkenness in Honey
Embreeville said.               dence on Summerhill Road                                                                                                         Brook Township on March 7,
   Nobody was injured.          in Wayne Township, state                                                                                                         state police said.
                                police said.                                                                                                                         Carroll was taken to state
                                   The victim is Michael                                                                                                         police at Embreeville for the
    HOODLUMS STEAL              Elo, of Schuylkill Haven.                                                                                                        purpose of having a ride come
    CDs FROM VEHICLE                                                                                                                                             and pick her up , state police
   Slugs entered an                  VEHICLE BARRELS                                                                                                             said. When trying to be
                                                                                                                                                                 restrained to the station hold-
unlocked vehicle and
swiped numerous CDs on
                                     INTO UTILITY POLE                                                                                                           ing room, Carroll became
                                   A 1996 For Bronco driv-                                                                                                       combative, kicking and
Beryl Court in South            en by Michael Schwartz, 43,                                                                                                      scratching the trooper, state
Coatesville between March       of Richland, struck a utility                                                                                                    police said.
13 and 14, state police at      pole on Chestnut Hill Road                                                                                                           It was later revealed that
Embreeville said.               in Bethel Township,                                                                                                              Carroll also had drug para-
   The victim is a 26-year-     Lebanon County, on March
                                                                                                                                CREEPS STEAL BATTERY,
                                                                  MOTORCYCLIST, 90, EJECTED
                                                                                                                                                                 phernalia, state police said.
old South Coatesville man.      17, state police at Jonestown                                                                                                    She also charged with aggra-
                                said. Nobody was injured.                                                                       RADIATOR FROM VEHICLE            vated assault, state police said.
                                                                     A 90-year-old motorcyclist was critically injured after
      DORKS SLASH                   VEHICLES CRACK UP
                                                                                                                                  Jerks opened the hood
                                                                  his bike hit a pickup truck on Route 72 in Swatara
                                                                  Township, Lebanon County, on March 20, state police at
                                                                                                                               of the victim's unlocked              VEHICLE SPINS OUT,
                                                                                                                               vehicle and stole the radia-
   Creeps cut the passenger             IN ANNVILLE               Jonestown said.                                              tor, battery and alternator             STRIKES TREE
side tires of a blue 1998          Vehicles driven by Maria                                                                                                         A vehicle driven by Kay
                                Rotunda, 58, of Cleona, and          A red Yamaha motorcycle driven by Fred Vogel, of          on Pilgrims Pathway in
Volkswagen Jetta at King                                                                                                                                         Kenny, 44, of Elverson, lost
                                Vincent Murphy, 50, of            Leesport, tried to pass a 1996 Dodge driven by Jason         Fulton Township between           control, spun out and hit a
Penn Road in Little Britain     Annville, were involved in        Rebuck, 35, of Lebanon, when Rebuck was turning right        Dec. 22 and March 17,             tree on Route 401 in East
Township on March 17,           an accident at Lebanon Alley      onto Thompson Avenue, state police said.                     state police at Lancaster         Nantmeal Township on
state police at Lancaster       and North Lancaster Court            The cycle slammed into the right side of the truck,       said. The suspects fled the       March 11, state police at
said.                           in Annville on March 17,          and Vogel was ejected, state police said.                    scene. The victim is a 56-        Embreeville said. Kenny had
   The victim is Steven         township police said.                                                                          year-old Peach Bottom             moderate injuries to her head
                                   Nobody was injured.               Vogel was flown to Hershey Medical Center.
Webb, 20, of Drumore.                                                                                                          man.                              and back, state police said.
                                                                           PA G E 4 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
              BB BOZOS GO ON RAMPAGE                                       TRUCK SLAMS INTO TREE                             POLICE: MAN CHARGED AFTER DOMESTIC INCIDENT
   BB bozos have run amok in central Berks County --           A driver had a major injury after a vehicle slammed           A 20-year-old Lebanon man was taken into custody
shooting out at least 18 car windows.                       into a tree head-on.                                          after a domestic incident at Club Terrace in North
   The jerks may have used a bat in some of the cases          A 1988 Ford F-250 driven by Corey Lewis, 25, of            Cornwall on March 7, township police said.
in Mt. Penn, St. Lawrence, and Lower Alsace, police         Pine Grove, lost control on a curve before hitting the           Tanveer Ghuman was charged with simple assault,
said. Anybody with information is asked to contact          tree on Dad Burnams Road in Washington Township,              police said. The victim is Amarpreet Ghuman, 22, of
Central Berks Regional police at (610) 779-1100.            Schuylkill County, on March 11, state police said.            Lebanon, police said.

                             TEENS CRAWL OUT OF WRECKAGE
   A 23-year-old Palmyra
man tried to use a vic-
tim's account information
                                                                                                                             A driver and a passenger freed themselves from the

                             POLICE: WOMAN ELBOWS
to make purchases at the
J&S Pizza on West Main
                                                                                           MOTORCYCLIST FALLS;            wreckage and crawled out of the vehicle after an acci-
Street in Annville on Feb.                                                                   CYCLE HITS RAIL              dent on Route 897 in Heidelburg Township, Lebanon
                                                                                            A motorcycle struck a         County, on March 14, state police at Jonestown said.

                                VICTIM -- IN FACE
13, township police said.
   Tyler Paul was charged                                                                guardrail -- after the driv-        A vehicle driven by Allen Fox, 18, of Martinsburg,
with forgery and access                                                                  er fell from the bike.           lost control on a curve and slammed into a tree, went
device fraud, police said.      A Hamburg woman elbowed a 23-year-old woman                 The bike driven by            across the roadway and overturned in an open field, state
   Paul was arraigned,       in the face and flicked a lighted cigarette at her during   Gary Bowman, 56, of              police said.
released on $15,000 bail     an incident at Pottsville Pike in Hamburg, state police     Hummelstown, lost con-              Both Fox and passenger Daniel Newswanger, 18, of
and waived his prelimi-      said.                                                       trol on Route 934 in             Schuylkill Haven managed to get out of the wreckage,
nary hearing on March           The victim, Kristin Mirabelli, of Hamburg, confront-     North Annville and               state police said.
11, police said.             ed the suspect, Sherryl Schappell, 51, asking her why       Bowman fell off, state              Newswanger had a minor injury.
                             she was at the location, state police said.                 police at Jonestown said.
    VEHICLES COLLIDE            Schappell became confrontational, hitting Mirabelli         The cycle continued to                     LUNKHEADS CUT VEHICLE TIRE
                             in the face with her right elbow, state police said.        travel on Route 934                 Creeps cut a tire of a parked car on Broad Drive in
    IN SWATARA TWP.             According to the police report, Schappel then tossed     before hitting the               Pine Grove between March 9 and 10, state police at
   Vehicles driven by        a lighted cigarette at Mirabelli, hitting her neck.         guardrail, state police          Schuylkill Haven said.
Michelle Blauch, 47, of         Schappell faces an harassment charge, state police       said. Bowman had a                  The victim was Amanda Maher, 29, state police
Fredericksburg, and          said.                                                       minor injury.                    said.
Debbie Watson, 50, of

                                BACHMAN’S ROOFING,
Hummelstown, were
involved in an accident
on Route 22 in Swatara
Township, Lebanon
County, state police at
Jonestown said.
   Blauch suffered a
minor injury.
                                   BUILDING AND REMODELING, INC.
   Thugs stole a registra-
                                 SERVING BERKS COUNTY & BEYOND FOR OVER 30 YEARS!
tion plate from a flatbed
trailer on Linglestown
Road in West Hanover                RESIDENTIAL & COMMERCIAL                                        ROOFING                              GUTTER
Township, Dauphin
County, between Oct. 16             REMODELING PROJECTS                                             SIDING                               WINDOWS & DOORS
                                                                                                                                         GUTTER CLEANING
and March 8, state police
at Harrisburg said.
   The trailer is owned by          PORCHES & DECKS
Houck Services Inc.
   The plate is worth
about $9.
   James Watts, 40, of
Pottsville, and Brenda
                                PH 610-678-8004
Gates, 46, of Pottsville,       FX 610-670-7151
defaulted on payments for                                                                                                                                 FINANCING
items on a rental agree-
ment at a Rent-A-Center
in Norwegian Township,
state police said.
   The value of the items
is $10,070, state police
   Watts and Gates were
                               571 MOUNTAIN HOME ROAD
charged with theft by          SINKING SPRING, PA 19608
unlawful taking, theft of
leased property and crim-
inal conspiracy, state
police said.
                                                                                                                        Contractor Registration: PA005647
                                                                    PA G E 5 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
                                                                41-year-old Schuylkill Haven man and a 38-year-old                        VEHICLE OVERTURNS DURING ACCIDENT
   A DUI suspect lost control of his vehicle while trying to    Cressona woman face simple assault charges after a fight           A vehicle slammed into a fence and a tree before overturn-
pass an Amish buggy on Mine Road in Salisbury Township          between them at the Hilltop Mobile Home Park in North           ing during an accident on Route 222 and Bunker Hill Road in
on March 14, state police at Lancaster said.                    Manheim between March 9 and 10, state police at                 Strasburg on March 15, state police at Lancaster said.
   After losing control, the vehicle driven by Martin Ray, of   Schuylkill Haven said. The man refused to be handcuffed            The driver, Christopher Maguire, 21, of Lancaster, fled the
Gap, drove into the front yard and slammed into a trash can,    and was placed into custody, resulting in additional charges,   scene before being located and detained by the state police,
state police said.                                              state police said. State police didn't release the names of     officials said. Maguire was taken to Lancaster General
   Ray was taken into custody for DUI, state police said.       either suspect.                                                 Hospital for injuries sustained in the crash, state police said.

                                                                                                                                                                    POLICE: TEENS CITED

                                                                                                                                                                  FOR UNDERAGE DRINKING
                                                                                                                                                                    Kelby Baldt, 19, of
                                                                                                                                                                 Gap, and Cameron
                                                                                                                                                                 Wygent, 19, of
                                                                                                                                                                 Christiana, were cited for
                                                                                                                                                                 underage drinking, state
                                                                                                                                                                 police at Lancaster said.

                                                                                                                                                                    State police responded
                                                                                                                                                                 to Saddler Drive in
                                                                                                                                                                 Sadsbury Township for a
                                                                                                                                                                 report of an unconscious
                                                                                                                                                                 person on the driveway,
                                                                                                                                                                 and Baldt was heavily
                                                                                                                                                                 intoxicated, officials

OFFICIALS: WOMAN RAMS MAN’S VEHICLE -- TWICE                                                                                                                          VEHICLES COLLIDE
                                                                                                                                                                       IN UNION TWP.
   A 19-year-old Bethel woman punched a                  State police said the woman followed the          sideswiped the victim's vehicle, state police
man and used her vehicle to hit his car --            man into the store where she began yelling at        said.                                                    A 1999 Volkswagen
twice -- during an apparent rampage at the            him -- while he was in the restroom.                    The woman backed out, hit the victim's car         Jetta driven by a 17-year-
Top Star in Jackson Township on March 9,                 The woman punched him in the arms,                again and fled on Route 422 east.                     old Jonestown girl and a
state police at Jonestown said.                       slapped him in the face and threw her keys at           The woman, who wasn't identified by                1998 Ford Escort driven
   The woman swerved her car at the victim,           him, state police said.                              police, was taken into custody at her residence       by David Schaeffer, 42,
a 19-year-old Schaefferstown man, who was                The victim fled and hid in a freezer. The         without incident and was charged with reck-           of Lancaster, were
standing beside his vehicle, state police said.       suspect went outside, got into her car and           lessly endangering another person.                    involved in an accident
                                                                                                                                                                 on Jonestown Road in
                                                                                                                                                                 Union Township,
                                                                                                                                                                 Lebanon County, on
                                                                                                                                                                 March 11, state police at
                                                                                                                                                                 Jonestown said.
                                                                                                                                                                    Nobody was injured.

                                                                                                                                                                        POLICE: BOYS
                                                                                                                                                                      BUSTED WITH POT
                                                                                                                                                                    A 17-year-old boys
                                                                                                                                                                 from Paoli and Berwyn
                                                                                                                                                                 were arrested for the pos-
                                                                                                                                                                 session of marijuana in
                                                                                                                                                                 the area of Friendship
                                                                                                                                                                 Park on March 11,
                                                                                                                                                                 Tredyffrin police said.

                                                                                                                                                                  POLICE: SPRING CITY MAN
                                                                                                                                                                     CHARGED WITH DUI
                                                                                                                                                                    Ronald Bass, 51, of
                                                                                                                                                                 Spring City, was charged
                                                                                                                                                                 with DUI after a traffic
                                                                                                                                                                 stop on Route 113 and
                                                                                                                                                                 Seven Stars Road in East
                                                                                                                                                                 Pikeland on March 11,
                                                                                                                                                                 police said.
                                                                                                                                                                    Bass’ vehicle was
                                                                                                                                                                 swerving off the road,
                                                                                                                                                                 police said.

                                                                                                                                                                          STEAL GPS

                                                                                                                                                                    Goons stole a GPS
                                                                                                                                                                 from a parked vehicle on
                                                                                                                                                                 the 300 block of
                                                                                                                                                                 Sycamore Alley in
                                                                                                                                                                 Kennett Square on March
                                                                                                                                                                 5, police said.
                                                                                                                                                                    The jerks got inside the
                                                                                                                                                                 vehicle by breaking the
                                                                                                                                                                 driver’s side window.
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                                     PA G E 7 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
                                                                    POLICE: PALMYRA
                                                                 RESIDENT CITED FOR                     VEHICLE STRIKES PARKED MERCEDES, BAILS
                                                                 PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS:                  An unknown vehicle struck a parked 1991
                                                                 Ricci Cunkle, 47, of Palmyra,     Mercedes-Benz 300SE sedan and fled the scene on
                                                                 was cited for public drunken-     North Hetrick Avenue in Palmyra on March 12, bor-
                                                                 ness after an incident at Main
                                                                                                   ough police said.
           RESIDENTIAL HEATING BOILERS                           and Railroad streets in Palmyra
                                                                                                      The owner of the Mercedes is Ronald Floyd, 38,
                                                                 on March 14, borough police
                                                                 said.                             of Palmyra, police said.

                                                                  POLICE: KNIFE-TOTING
                                                                   MAN DEMANDS CIGS
                                                                    A knife-wielding man demanded
                                                                 cigarettes from the clerk at the
                                                                                                               left the store, state police said.
                                                                                                                  The suspect came back armed with a
                                                                 Redner's Quick Shoppe in Bethel               knife and demanded cigarettes, state
                                                                 Township, Lebanon County, on                  police said.
                                                                 March 9, state police at Jonestown               After being denied by the clerk, the
                                                                 said.                                         man fled the scene, state police said.
                                                                    Bruce Wayne Vanbrunt, 29, tried to            Vanbrunt was arrested in Atlas,
                                                                 buy cigarettes with a gift card and a         Northumberland County by Mount
                                                                 debit card, which were declined, and he       Carmel police, officials said.

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                                               PA G E 8 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
PA G E 9 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
  A 17-year-old boy gave authorities a false name and        A vehicle backed into a parked 2007 Hyundai                    A 43-year-old woman was charged with simple
date of birth, state police at Jonestown said.            Tuscon and fled the scene on Hickory Street in                 assault (domestic violence) after an incident at Pamela
  The boy was charged with false ID to law enforce-       Branch Township on March 13, state police at                   Lane in Cornwall on March 14, police said.
ment after the incident in the parking lot of Matthews    Schuylkill Haven said. The victim is Andrea Gaylor,               Cherie Loehr was arraigned and placed in Lebanon
Public Library in Bethel Township, Lebanon County,        of Hummelstown. Anybody with information is asked              County Prison in lieu of $2,500 bail.
on March 11, state police said.                           to contact the state police at (570) 593-2000.

                                                                                                                                                            POLICE: WOMAN

  Cold-hearted creeps carved the           attacked the gray granite memorial on
                                                                                                                                                            CITED AT CASINO
                                                                                                                                                           A woman was cited
                                                                                                                                                        with criminal trespass
                                                                                                                                                        after an incident in the
                                                                                                                                                        Hollywood Casino at

                                                                                           POLICE: DUI SUSPECT
image of a heart into a side of Veterans   South Railroad Street between March 12
Memorial at the Palmyra Municipal          and 15, police said. The damage is about                                                                     Penn National on March
Building, borough police said.             $1,000. Anybody with information is asked                                                                    13, state police said.
  Using an unknown tool, the lowlifes      to contact police at (717) 838-8188.                                                                            Esperancia Francois,

CREEPS STEAL COPPER WIRE                                    5 VEHICLES CRACK UP
                                                               ON INTERSTATE
                                                                                           FREED FROM VEHICLE
                                                                                              A DUI suspect was extricated from his vehicle after it
                                                                                                                                                        20, of Selingsgrove, was
                                                                                                                                                        turned away at the main
                                                                                                                                                        entrance of the casino
                                                                                                                                                        after she failed to have
   Creeps stole 120 feet of heavy gauge copper wire          Five vehicles were            struck a tree, state police at Jonestown said.               proper identification of
from a well pump at the White Pine Coal Company on        involved in a chain-reaction        A vehicle driven by Joshua Zeigler, 22, of Palmyra,       proof of age, state police
New Mine's Road in Reilly Township between March 13       accident on Interstate 83 in     drove off of Hill Church Road and slammed into the           said.
and 15, state police at Schuylkill Haven said.            Lower Paxton Township,           tree, state police said.                                        Francois went back
                                                          Dauphin County, on March            After being freed by North Annville, Union House          into the casino by going
   The wire is known as "bologna cable" or "well wire."   14, state police at Harrisburg
   Anybody with information is asked to contact the       said.
                                                                                           and Union fire companies, Zeigler was taken to Hershey       through another entrance
state police at (570) 593-2000.                              Nobody was injured.           Medical Center, state police said.                           and was found on the
                                                                                              Zeigler was arrested for DUI, state police said.          gaming floor before being
                                                                                                                                                        cited, state police said.
                                                                                                          POLICE: MAN SHOVED MAN

                                                                                              Roby Arnold, 38, of Annville, shoved Jeremy Hetrick,           KNUCKLEHEADS
                                                                                           37, of Jonestown, during an incident on Jonestown Road
                                                                                           in Jonestown on March 15, state police said.
                                                                                                                                                             STEAL NINTENDO
                                                                                                                                                           Creeps stole a pink
                                                                                                                                                        Nintendo DS Lite from a
                                                                                             POLICE: FREDERICKSBURG RESIDENTS FACE CHARGES              residence on Smokeys
                                                                                              Two Fredericksburg residents were involved in an          Lane in Union Township,
                                                                                           altercation at a residence along Village Drive in Bethel     Lebanon County, between
                                                                                           Township, Lebanon County, recently, state police at          Feb. 1 and 13, state
                                                                                           Jonestown said.                                              police at Jonestown said.

                                                                                              Clayton Chew, 48, and Michele Chew, 44, face harass-         The jerks also swiped
                                                                                           ment charges, state police said.                             six Nintendo DS games
                                                                                                                                                        and a blue sapphire silver
                                                                                                       DOPES SMASH VEHICLE WINDOW                       ring.

       INTERIOR & EXTERIOR                                                                   Dorks smashed out the rear window of a parked 2001
                                                                                           Chevrolet Malibu in a driveway on South 14th Avenue in
                                                                                           South Lebanon on March 12, township police said.
                                                                                                                                                           The victim is Julianne
                                                                                                                                                        Zechman, 27, of
           REMODELING                                                                        The victim is David Allwein, 51, police said.                 Anybody with infor-
                                                                                                                                                        mation is asked to contact
                                                                                                 VEHICLE BACKS INTO PARKED VEHICLE, FLEES               the state police at (717)
                                                                                              An unknown vehicle backed into a parked 2008

   • ROOFING • SIDING                                                                      Chevrolet Equinox and fled the scene in the parking lot of
                                                                                           Frogs Hollow Tavern on Route 72 in Swatara Township,
                                                                                           Lebanon County, on March 14, state police at Jonestown
                                                                                                                                                           POLICE: TWO CITED
                                                                                                                                                            FOR HARASSMENT
 • CAPPING • SPOUTING                                                                      said.
                                                                                              Anybody with information is asked to contact the state
                                                                                           police at (717) 865-2194.
                                                                                                                                                           Jesse Leonhard, 24, of
                                                                                                                                                        Mechanicsburg, and

                                                                                                                                                        Melissa Genner, 24, of
                                                                                                                                                        Palmyra, were cited for
                                                                                                POLICE: MAN CITED FOR PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS                harassment after an inci-
                                                                                              Thaddeus Scudder, 26, of Palmyra, was cited for public
                                                                                                                                                        dent on North Railroad
 • DRYWALL • PAINTING                                                                      drunkenness after an incident on the 600 block of West
                                                                                           Main Street in Palmyra on March 17, borough police said.     Street in Palmyra on
                                                                                                                                                        March 7, borough police

  • PAPERING • DECKS                                                                                                                                       POLICE: MAN CITED
  • CONCRETE • PATIOS                                       SERVING
                                                          THE AREA FOR
                                                            50 YEARS
                                                                                                                                        30 South
                                                                                                                                        5th Ave.,
                                                                                                                                                           AFTER TRAFFIC STOP
                                                                                                                                                           Gregory Mettley, 20,
                                                                                                                                                        of Palmyra, was charged
                                                                                                                                                        with underage posses-
                  PA # 31818                                                                                                            Lebanon,        sion/transportation of
                                                                                                                                           Pa.          malt brewed beverages

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                                                                                                                                                        after a traffic stop on
                                                                                                                                                        South Forge Road in
                                                                                                                                                        Palmyra on March 13,
                                                                                                                                                        borough police said.

                                                                   PA G E 1 0 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
   Slugs spray-painted obscenities on all four sides of a      A goon removed a screen and busted a window on               Losers threw dirt, mud and stones at the victim's
residence on Mabel Lane in Windsor Township on              the east side of Caruso's Restaurant on West Main            1993 Ford van while it was parked on Main Street in
March 10, state police at Hamburg said.                     Street in Heidelberg Township, Lebanon County,               Upper Bern Township between Feb. 10 and March 10,
   Damages are about $200, and the victim is Jesse          between March 4 and 5, police said.                          state police at Hamburg said.
Flammer, 43, state police said.                                The thug was unable to get inside.                           The victim is Linda Mogel, 58, of Bernville, state
                                                                                                                         police said.

   A DUI suspect had an
altered registration plate
during a traffic stop at
16th and Chestnut streets      POLICE: WOMAN HITS MAN
                               WITH CANDLESTICK HOLDER
in North Cornwall on
March 11, township
police said.
   Jason Kiscadden, 29,
of Lebanon, was stopped
for a red traffic signal
violation, and was found
having an altered registra-                                                                                                 A woman struck a man with a metal candlestick
tion plate, police said.
   He placed a sticker that
                                POLICE: MAN                 BALLROOM BABE?                                               holder after an argument turned physical on South
                                                                                                                         Harrison Street in Palmyra on March 5, township
he bought illegally on his
license plate that was        SLAMS WOMAN’S                                                                              police said.
                                                                                                                            Maria Winaught, 32, of Palmyra, was charged with
                                                                                                                         simple assault (domestic violence), police said.
actually expired, police
said.                         HEAD INTO WALL                                                                                The victim was James Winaught, 30, of Palmyra,
                                                                                                                         police said.
   Kiscadden also faces a        A 39-year-old man
DUI charge; he had a          slammed a 34-year-old

                                                                                                                           TROOPERS: MAN
blood alcohol level of        woman's head into the
.136 percent, police said.    wall during a domestic
                              dispute on the 1200 block
                                                                                                                         THREATENED WOMAN
                              of Rhode Island Avenue in
                              West Bradford on March
    INTO TRUCK, FLEES         18, state police at
   A unknown vehicle hit      Embreeville said.
a green Ford truck and                                                                                                      A man allegedly gave a 35-year-old woman a chilling
                                 Michael Lafferty, of                                                                    threat in dispute on South Geyers Church Road in
kept going on the 300         West Bradford, also struck
block of West Main Street                                                                                                Londonderry, state police at Harrisburg said.
                              the woman in the back of                                                                      The suspect, Michael Cochran, 38, of Middletown,
in Annville on March 8,       the head, and was charged
township police said.                                                                                                    got into an argument with the woman and voluntarily
                              with simple assault, state                                                                 left the residence to resolve the argument, state police
   The victim is Frank        police said.
Sears, 65, police said.                                                                                                  said.
   Anybody with infor-                                                                                                      According to the state police report, Cochran then
                                                                                                                         called the woman and said he was going to move back
mation is asked to contact        POLICE: SUSPECT                                                                        into the residence -- even if he had to kill the woman to
police at (717) 867-2711.
                                ARRESTED AFTER STOP                                                                      do so.
                                 Arnaldo Lamourt, 21,                                                                       Cochran was charged with terroristic threats.
   POLICE: MAN FACES          of Lancaster, was arrested
                              for DUI after a traffic
                              stop on the 2100 block of
                                                                                                                               SLUGS SWIPE
   Clifford Aponte, 21, of
Palmyra, was charged          Lincoln Highway in East        KATE GOSSELIN & DANCE                                            SATELLITE RADIO
with terroristic threats
and simple assault after
an incident on West Main
                              Lampeter Township on
                              March 14, state police at
                              Lancaster said.
                                                             PARTNER TONY DOVOLANI                                          Meatheads stole a
                                                                                                                         black Sirius satellite radio
                                                                                                                         from an unlocked vehicle
                                                                                                                                                         FUEL SPILLS
Street in Palmyra on
March 5, borough police
                               POLICE: LANCASTER MAN                 MOLLY DAVIS:
                                                               While it remains to be seen
                                                                                                                         on Pleasant Valley Road
                                                                                                                         in Pine Grove between
                                                                                                                         March 7 and 8, state
                                                                                                                                                         INTO CREEK
                                                                                                                                                           About 40 gallons of diesel
                                 ARRESTED FOR DUI           whether or not Kate Gosselin                                 police at Schuylkill           fuel poured into a small
                                 Jorge Rosado Jr. 28, of                                                                 Haven said.                    creek after an accident on
      DORKS STEAL,            Lancaster, was arrested
                                                            can waltz, she can certainly
                                                            tap dance.                                                      The victim is Leo           Antietam Road in Alsace
     USE DEBIT CARD           and charged with DUI             Around questions.                                         Knepper, of Pine Grove.        Township on March 5, state
                                                                                                                                                        police at Reading said.
   Creeps stole a debit       after a traffic stop on          She debuts her moves on                                      Anybody with infor-            A truck-tractor driven by
card and made several         Route 30 in East              ABC's "Dancing With the                                      mation is asked to contact     James Hockett, 61, of
unauthorized withdrawals      Lampeter Township on          Stars," and in preparation she                               the state police at (570)      Baltimore, Md., was round-
from the victim's banking     March 6, state police at      guest-hosted on "The View"                                   593-2000.                      ing a right curve and
account recently, police      Lancaster said.                                                                                                           slammed into a tree, state
                                                            last week.        • MORE ON PAGE 31
said. The victim is Scott                                                                                                    WOMAN'S VEHICLE            police said.
                                                                                                                                                           The crash ruptured the

                              POLICE: LEBANON MAN BUSTED WITH POT
Baxter, 47, of Palmyra.
                                                                                                                               HITS DEER                right side saddle tank --
                                                                                                                           A vehicle driven by          spilling the fuel into the
      POLICE: TEEN               A Lebanon resident was busted with         pected marijuana cigarette and associated    Brenda Burkhart, 67, of        creek.
   VIOLATED DOG LAW           marijuana during a search at his residence    drug packaging, detectives said.             Lenhartsville, struck a           The spill was contained
                                                                                                                                                        by Alsace Manor, Goodwill
  Steven Bates, 19, of        on South Ninth Street on March 5, detec-         Saunders was arraigned and released on    deer on Route 143 in
                              tives said.                                   his own recognizance, pending a prelimi-                                    and Mt. Penn fire companies.
Lebanon, was charged                                                                                                     Albany Township on             Berks County EMA oversaw
with violating the state         Devlon Saunders, 24, was charged           nary hearing, detectives said. Authorities   March 6, state police at       the cleanup. Hockett was
dog law in Annville on        with one count of possession of drug          said the investigation is continuing and     Hamburg said.                  taken to Reading Hospital
March 1, police said.         paraphernalia after police found a sus-       additional arrests are pending.                Nobody was injured           for a minor injury.

                                                                    PA G E 1 1 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
            ACCIDENT INJURES RICHLAND TEEN                               POLICE: LADY STOLE ITEMS FROM REDNER’S                           POLICE: SUSPECT’S BAC WAS .309%
   A 19-year-old Richland woman was taken to Reading                 A 38-year-old Fredericksburg woman stole items              Dale Gruff, 38, faces a DUI charge after his vehicle
Hospital after her vehicle struck a utility pole on Tulpehocken   from the Redner's Warehouse Market in Bethel                 got stuck in the mud on Colebrook Road in
Road in Jackson Township on March 13, state police at             Township Lebanon County, on March 13, state police           Londonderry Township, Dauphin County, on March
Jonestown said. Alissa Capretti's 1997 Nissan Sentra traveled     at Jonestown said.                                           12, state police at Harrisburg said.
off the roadway and hit the pole before spinning out, state          Amy Hoke was charged with retail theft for steal-           Gruff's blood alcohol content was .309 percent, state
police said. Capretti had moderate injures, state police said.    ing items worth $58.31, state police said.                   police said.

                                                                                                                                                                 VEHICLE HITS LEGALLY
                                                                                                                                                                   PARKED VEHICLE
                                                                                                                                                                  An unknown vehicle
                                                                                                                                                               hit legally parked black
                                                                                                                                                               Hyundai Elantra on
   Two men and one woman were arrested                  police said.                                         A Lebanon County probation/parole detainer        North Railroad Street in
on drug charges after authorities discov-                  During the March 5 bust, authorities found     also was filed against Turner while a state parole   Myerstown between
ered 97 grams of crack cocaine and 55                   the crack and marijuana packaged both in bulk     detainer was filed against Fisher, officials said.   March 11 and 12, state
grams of marijuana during a search, coun-               and for street delivery, and also discovered a       Officers from the Lebanon County                  police at Jonestown said.
ty detectives said.                                     drug weighing scale, cooking spoon, razor         Detective Bureau, Lebanon city police, the              The Hyundai, which is
   Sheena Battle, 38, Kevin Turner, 28, and             blades, blunt cigars and drug packaging,          Lebanon County Emergency Services Unit,              owned by Joseph Dettery,
Simar Fisher, 30, face numerous charges,                detectives said.                                  the Cornwall police, the Lebanon County pro-         of Myerstown, had
including 1 count of possession with intent to             The estimated street value of the cocaine is   bation/parole department, North Londonderry          scrapes and broken mir-
deliver crack cocaine, possession of crack              about $7,500, and the marijuana is worth          police and the Pennsylvania National Guard           ror, state police said.
cocaine, possession of marijuana and posses-            $550, detectives said. The suspects were          Counterdrug Program participated in the                 Anybody with infor-
sion with the intent to deliver marijuana,              arraigned with bail set for $50,000 each.         investigation.                                       mation is asked to contact
                                                                                                                                                               the state police at (717)

                                                                                                     TEEN’S VEHICLE

    SNEEZE SPARKS                                                                                                                                               POLICE: SUSPECT FACES
    A sneeze caused an accident at the
                                                                                                   BURSTS INTO FLAMES
                                                                                                   A teenager's vehicle burst into flames after an acci-
                                                                                                                                                               CHARGES AFTER INCIDENT
                                                                                                                                                                  Terry Walters II, 21, of
                                                                                                                                                               Harrisburg, faces a DUI
 intersection of routes 61 and 662 in                                                           dent on Miller Road in Middle Paxton Township,                 charge after an incident
 Shoemakersville on March 10, state                                                             Dauphin County, on March 10, state police at Harrisburg        along Legionaire Road at
 police at Hamburg said.                                                                        said.                                                          Interstate 78 in Bethel
    Driver James Fallon, 84, of                                                                    A speeding Ford Focus driven by Shelby Hower, 19,           Township, Lebanon
 Bethlehem, was starting to sneeze and                                                          of Dauphin, lost control, traveled off the roadway and         County, on March 14,
 couldn't stop, state police said.                                                              overturned, state police said.                                 state police at Jonestown
    His vehicle rear-ended a vehicle driv-                                                         After traveling another 50 feet, the vehicle came to
 en by Beth Rehrer, 43, of Reading, state                                                                                                                      said.
 police said.
                                                                                                rest upright and caught on fire, state police said.
                                                                                                   Hower escaped the vehicle with minor injuries.
                                                                                                                                                                   SLUGS SWIPE CDs
                                                                                                                                                                     FROM VEHICLE
                                                                                                                                                                  Jerks entered the vic-
                                                                                                                                                               tim's parked Saturn and
                                                                                                                                                               swiped 25 CDs on Locust
                                                                                                                                                               Grove Road in
                                                                                                                                                               Londonderry Township,
                                                                                                                                                               Dauphin County between
                                                                                                                                                               March 11 and 12, state

                      KEPPLEY’S TIRE CENTER                                                                                                                    police at Harrisburg said.
                                                                                                                                                                  The victim is Jennifer
                                                                                                                                                               Miller, 34, state police
                      Route 422 • Stouchsburg (Next to Risser’s Restaurant)                                                                                       Anybody with infor-
                                                                                                                                                               mation is asked to contact
                                                                                                                                                               the state police at (717)
                                          OPEN SINCE 1971                                                                                                      671-7500.

                                                                                                                                                                    LOWLIFES STEAL
                                  NO                        FREE MOUNTING,                                                                                           BARN DOORS
                             APPOINTMENT                                                                                                                          Dorks cut two doors
                              NECESSARY!                     VALVE STEMS,                                                                                      off a barn and took them
                                                                                                                                                               on Old Route 22 in Upper
                                                             TIRE DISPOSAL                                                                                     Bern Township between
                                                                                                                                                               March 11 and 12, state
                                                                                                                                                               police at Hamburg said.
                                        610-589-5949                                                                                                              The victims are Donald
                                                                                                                                                               Kratz, 35, of Bethel, Peter
                                                                                                                                                               Kratz, 28, of Bethel, and
                             HOURS: Monday-Friday 8-5; Saturday 8-1                                                                                            Douglas Kratz, 27, of
                                                                                                                                                               Leesport, state police
                                                                                                                                                                  Anybody with infor-
                                                                                                                                                               mation is asked to contact
                                                                                                                                                               the state police at (610)

                                                                          PA G E 1 2 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
   A vehicle driven by Matthew Rough, 21, of                       A man cursed and yelled at security after being                An animal caused an accident in East Hanover Township,
Manheim, lost control on a wet Route 72 and slammed             told to leave the Hollywood Casino at Penn National            Lebanon County, on March 12, state police at Jonestown said.
into a guide rail in North Cornwall on March 13, police         on March 13, state police said.                                A vehicle driven by Carrie Flanagan, 31, of Palmyra, swerved
said. After impact, Rough’s vehicle crossed both lanes                                                                         to miss the animal on Route 22 and struck the center concrete
                                                                   John Raymond, 49, of Edgewood, Md., was cited               barrier, state police said. Flanagan was taken to Hershey
and hit an embankment, police said.                             for public drunkenness, state police said.
   Nobody was injured.                                                                                                         Medical Center for treatment of injuries, state police said.


                                  POLICE: MAN, 70, PULLED
                                                                                                                                                                  POLICE: MAN CHARGED
 MAN ARRESTED FOR DUI                                                                                                                                             WITH SIMPLE ASSAULT
   Montae Vanderhorst, 22,                                                                                                                                        Thomas O'Hara, 30, of
of Upper Darby, was                                                                                                                                            Fredericksburg, was
arrested for DUI after a                                                                                                                                       charged with simple assault
traffic stop on Maple and                                                                                                                                      and harassment after a

                                   WOMAN ONTO HIS LAP
10th streets in Lebanon on                                                                                                                                     physical confrontation at
March 14, state police at                                                                                                                                      North Mechanic Street in
Jonestown said.                                                                                                                                                Bethel Township, Lebanon
                                                                                                                                                               County, on March 14, state
       POLICE: TEEN                                                                                                                                            police at Jonestown said.
                                                                                                                                                                  The victim is Lisa
      POSSESSED POT                A 70-year-old man made inappropriate sexual                   Leroy Kline, 70, of Lebanon, was charged with                 O'Hara, 27, of
   Billy Wilson, 19, of          comments to a 41-year-old woman -- and pulled her             harassment, state police said.                                  Fredericksburg, state police
Lebanon, was arrested for        onto his lap -- during an incident on Feb. 3, state             The victim, who is a Lebanon resident, left the scene         said.
possession of marijuana
after an incident on Route       police at Jonestown said.                                     without incident, state police said.
422 at Bachman Road in                                                                                                                                          VEHICLE HITS LIGHT POLE
                                                                                                                               TROOPERS TO CRACK DOWN
                                 POLICE: STUDENT FOUGHT STAFF MEMBERS
Annville on March 12, state
police at Jonestown said.                                                                                                                                          AT SCHOOL, FLEES
                                                                                                                                 ON DRUNKEN DRIVERS               A suspect drove through
                                   A student got into a fight with staff       10, state police at Harrisburg said.               Boozing drivers better       the front yard of Elco High
OFFICIALS: MAN ARRESTED          members at the Yellow Breeches School           The student was charged with aggra-           think twice before getting      School and slammed into a
FOR DISORDERLY CONDUCT           on Pine Tree Avenue in West Hanover           vated assault, simple assault and harass-       behind the wheel.
                                                                                                                                  That's because the state
                                                                                                                                                               light pole on Elco Drive in
                                                                                                                                                               Jackson Township on
    Charles Fessler IV, 24, of   Township, Dauphin County, on March            ment, state police said.
Lebanon, was arrested for                                                                                                      police at Jonestown will be     March 9, state police at
                                                                                                                               participating in the            Jonestown said.
disorderly conduct and pub-
lic drunkenness after an inci-
                                   VEHICLE HITS PARKED              STATE POLICE, LEGION TO OFFER PROGRAM FOR KIDS             Pennsylvania State Police          The pole fell across Elco
dent on Route 72 in Union          VEHICLE, FLEES SCENE            The Pennsylvania American Legion is seeking appli-          Checkpoint Strikeforce          Drive and was later hit a by
Township, Lebanon County,           A vehicle struck a          cants for the annual "State Police Youth Week" program         program in April.               passing vehicle, state police
on March 12, state police at     parked 2008 Ford               designed for young people with an interest in careers in          The checkpoint sites are     said.
Jonestown said.                  Explorer and fled the          law enforcement or military service.                           selected from data collect-        Anybody with informa-
                                 scene in the area of Pine         The program, which is open to Pennsylvania youths           ed for areas that have          tion is asked to contact the
                                                                who will have completed their sophomore, junior or sen-        shown high alcohol-related      state police at (717) 865-
     VEHICLES COLLIDE            Creek Road and Grove
                                                                ior year of high school prior to June 13, will be held June    incidents.                      2194.
                                 Street in West Brunswick
      IN TILDEN TWP              Township on March 15,          13-19 at York College.
   Vehicles driven by            state police at Schuylkill        Those selected as cadets will engage in team-building
                                                                                                                                     TROOPERS: DUI                POLICE: LEBANON MAN
Gladys Matz, 60, of Port                                        and self-esteem exercises and learn about Pennsylvania
Carbon, and Pamela
                                 Haven said.
                                                                law, forensic sciences, use of radar, riot control, tactical        DRIVER HAD POT                 FACES DUI CHARGE
Franklin, 43, of                    The victim is                                                                                                                 Bradley Fields, 39, of
                                 Georgiann Davis, 53, of        drug operations and other law enforcement-related topics.         Adam Schlegel, 21, of
Shoemakersville, were                                           Cadets will march to their classes in platoon formation        Lebanon, was arrested for       Lebanon, faces a DUI
involved in an accident at       Summit Hill, state police                                                                     DUI and possession of           charge after a traffic stop at
                                 said.                          and have drill competition. Recreational activities will be                                    the intersection of T601 and
the exit to Cracker Barrel                                      scheduled as time permits. The program is not a recre-         marijuana after a traffic
on Industrial Drive in              Anybody with informa-                                                                      stop on Route 422 in            Route 72 in Union
                                 tion is asked to contact the   ational camp or a disciplinary camp for problem youths.                                        Township, Lebanon County,
Tilden Township on March                                           Interested youths can obtain an application by calling      Annville on March 12,
17, state police at Hamburg      state police at (570) 593-                                                                    state police at Jonestown       on March 12, state police at
said. Nobody was injured.                                       717-730-9100.                                                                                  Jonestown said.
                                 2000.                                                                                         said.

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                                                                        PA G E 1 3 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
             POLICE: MAN ASSAULTED WOMAN                                         MEATHEADS STEAL ATV                              POLICE: WANTED MAN GAVE FALSE NAME
   A 34-year-old Palmyra man is accused of assaulting a              Lowlifes stole a blue Yamaha Blaster 4-wheel           A wanted man presented police with a false name in the
woman in an apartment on North Railroad Street in Palmyra         ATV from a property on Route 737 in Kempton,           parking lot of Matthews Public Library in Bethel Township,
on Feb. 9, police said. Alvin Wise was charged with simple        state police at Hamburg said. The ATV is worth         Lebanon County, on March 11, state police at Jonestown
assault (domestic violence), arraigned and sent to Lebanon        about $200, and the victim is Thomas Miller, 59,       said. Jose Gonzalez, 49, of Lebanon, was arrested after it was
County Prison in lieu of $15,000 bail, police said.               state police said. Anybody with information is asked   determined he was wanted in New Jersey for a parole viola-
   The victim is Jenna Gingrich, 20, of Palmyra, police said.     to contact state police at (610) 562-6885.             tion, state police said.

                             CREEPS SWIPE COMPUTER, CAMERA
   Creeps stole a Sony laptop computer and a Nikkon
digital camera from an unlocked Chevrolet SUV on
                                                                 Harrisburg said.
                                                                   The computer is worth $500, and the camera costs      POLICE: GUIDANCE
                                                                                                                          COUNSELOR HAD
Schoolhouse Road in Londonderry Township, Dauphin                $100, police said.
County, between March 10 and 11, state police at                   The victim is a 32-year-old Middletown man.

                                                                                                                         SEX WITH STUDENT
        Give a gift for the HEART                                                                                           A Pine Grove Area High School guidance counselor
                                                                                                                         had sexual relations with a female student, police said.
                                                                                                                            Heather Cook, 33, was arraigned on 50 counts of cor-
                                                                                                                         ruption of minors, police said.

   LJ’s Fitness        HELPING YOU NAVIGATE
                                                                                                                            Cook was released on $25,000 bail and isn't allowed
                                                                                                                         any contact with any child under the age of 18, police

                                                                                                                          POLICE: WOMAN GAVE
                   YOUR JOURNEY TO FITNESS                                                        Hebrews 12:1           TROOPERS BOGUS STORY
                                                                                                                            A 48-year-old Minersville woman is accused of giv-
                                                                                                                         ing state police a bogus story that her rental car was
                                                                                                                         stolen, officials said.

                                GREAT                           • New Boxing Seminars                                       Carol Lempfert told authorities that suspects stole her
                                                                                                                         unlocked 2001 Dodge Stratus from the parking lot of the
                                                                • Nutrition Counseling                                   Fairlane Village Mall in Norwegian Township, state

                               GIFT IDEA                        • Massage Therapy
                                                                                                                         police said.
                                                                                                                            The vehicle was found in Philadelphia on March 7,
                                                                                                                         state police said.
                                                                                                                            Officials say Lempfert knew her vehicle was in
                                                                • Day Care                                               Philadelphia and it had been involved in an accident,
                                                                                                                         state police said.
                                                                                                                            Lempfert made up the story in order to protect herself
                                                                • Karate for men, women                                  from being in trouble for letting somebody else drive the
                                                                                                                         rented vehicle, state police said.
                                                                & children                                                     DORKS DAMAGE                   SLUGS SHOOT OUT
                                                                • Sport Specific Training                                      DOOR WINDOW
                                                                                                                            Dorks damaged a win-
                                                                                                                                                              VEHICLE WINDOW
                                                                                                                                                            Thugs shot out a win-
                                                                • Women & children self-defense                          dow of front door with an
                                                                                                                         air-gun on the 600 block
                                                                                                                                                         dow of a man's 1991
                                                                                                                                                         Dodge van on South
                                                                                                                         of West Main Street in          Fifth Avenue in South
                                                                                                                         Palmyra on March 8, bor-        Lebanon on March 12,
                                                                          • Buy 1                                        ough police said.               township police said.
                                                                                     massa                                  The victim is Shelly            The victim is Donald
                                                                         gift cer             g
       FREE Fitness                                                               tificate e
                                                                                                                         Emery, 40, police said.         Bish, 61, police said.
                                                                            a seco         , get
                                                                                      nd for                                    BOZOS BASH                    VEHICLE STRIKES
       Memberships!                                                                                                             WINDSHIELD
  Available for Aetna, Senior Blue                                 25% OFF                                                  Bozos used a blunt
                                                                                                                         object to smash the rear
                                                                                                                                                            VEHICLE, FLEES SCENE
                                                                                                                                                            A vehicle struck a blue

                                                                                                                                                         Toyota Corolla and left
                                                                                                                         windshield of a 1991            the scene on the 400
       and Humana members                                                  ( one
                                                                                                                         Pontiac 6000 LE parked
                                                                                                                         in front of a residence on
                                                                                                                                                         block of North Railroad
            Call us to see if you qualify                                 & one for a gift                               Deturksville Road in Pine
                                                                                                                                                         Street in Palmyra on
                                                                                for you                                  Grove on March 9, state         March 16, borough
                                                                                        !)                               police at Schuylkill            police said.
                                                                                                                         Haven said.                        The victim is Brianne

           102 N. 3rd Street, Womelsdorf                                                                                    The victim is Mark
                                                                                                                         Schaeffer, 41, of Pine
                                                                                                                         Grove. Anybody with
                                                                                                                                                         Luchau, 24, of Palmyra,
                                                                                                                                                         police said.
                                                                                                                                                            Evidence at the scene

          610.589.5213 •                                                                              information is asked to
                                                                                                                         contact the state police at
                                                                                                                         (570) 593-2000.
                                                                                                                                                         indicates the hit-run vehi-
                                                                                                                                                         cle was a larger Ford
                                                                                                                                                         model, police said.

                                                                        PA G E 1 4 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
                                                                                                                                         POLICE: MOM, DAUGHTER BRAWL
   A 47-year-old man is accused of       Street in Palmyra, police said.              He was arraigned and sent to
                                                                                                                              A mother and her daughter got into a fight on the
                                                                                                                           1500 block of Stouff Road in West Bradford on March
                                                                                                                           6, state police at Embreeville said.
intimidating and assaulting a               Mark Polaski, of Palmyra, was           Lebanon County Prison in lieu of          Nicole McGarry, 32, of Downingtown, and Jane
Palmyra woman during an incident         charged with simple assault and            $20,000 bail. The victim is Jennifer   Hollway, 49, of Downingtown face harassment charges
on the 500 block of West Main            intimidation of a victim, police said.     Emrich, 29, of Palmyra, police said.   after the physical altercation, state police said.


                               CRASH KILLS MAN
   A 69-year-old man was
taken to the hospital after
a an accident in
Heidelberg Township,
Lebanon County, on
March 7, state police at
Jonestown said.
   A 1997 Ford Mustang
driven by Tony Shirk, 20,                                                                         A 49-year-old Lebanon man was            Mitsubishi driven by Brian Huhnke were
                                                               POLICE: MAN ARRESTED

of Myerstown, traveled                                                                         killed in a two-vehicle accident on         involved in an accident at mile marker
into the opposing lane on
Hopeland Road, and a
                                                              FOR UNDERAGE DRINKING            Interstate 81 in East Hanover               83, state police said. Huhnke was pro-
                                                                 Jeffrey Daman, 20, of         Township, Lebanon County, on March          nounced dead at the scene by the
1985 Honda Gold Wing                                          Landenberg, was arrested for     13, state police at Jonestown said.         Lebanon County Coroner's Office, state
driven by Roland Ebert, of                                    underage drinking at Sharp and      A 1998 Pontiac driven by Rhonda          police said. Gettle was injured and taken

Denver, swerved to avoid                                      Bucktoe roads in New Garden      Gettle, 26, of Williamstown, and a 1999     to Hershey Medical Center.
Shirk's vehicle, state                                        on March 6, police said.
police said.
   Ebert's vehicle lost con-
trol and slid off the road-
way, state police said.
   Ebert suffered moderate
injuries and was taken to       PISTOL                                                                                                           39th Annual
Lancaster General
Hospital.                         Fools stole a firearm
                               from a vehicle that was
                               parked      on     Bellevue
      POLICE: TWO              Avenue in Salisbury
   Cotty Lukk, 20, of
Chadds Ford, and Jeffrey
Nugent, 21, of
                               Township between March
                               1 and 11, state police at
                               Lancaster said.
                                  The firearm is a Kahr
Coatesville, were arrested
for possession of marijua-
na after police stopped a
speeding vehicle on Route
                               Arms TP9 9mm semi-
                               automatic pistol, and the
                               victim is Danny Elliott,
                               state police said.
                                                                                   Show &
                                                                              Garden Faire
202 on March 11,                  Anybody with informa-
Tredyffrin police said.        tion is asked to contact the
                               state police at (717) 299-
    POLICE: WOMAN              7660.

                                                                           MARCH 23-27
of Lancaster, was arrested
for DUI after a traffic stop   SNOWBLOWERS, TRACTOR
on Route 462 and Old              Losers stole two snow-
Philadelphia Pike in East      blowers and one John
Lampeter Township on           Deere tractor from Little's
March 7, state police at       of Pottstown in South
Lancaster said.                Coventry Township                    Tuesday-Thursday – 5:30-9:00 PM • Friday – Noon-9 PM • Saturday – 10 AM-3 PM
                               between March 6 and 9,                     Lebanon Valley Expo Center – Cornwall & Rocherty Roads, Lebanon
  POLICE: WEST CHESTER         state police at
                               Embreeville said.
      MAN ARRESTED                Anybody with infor-                           FEATURING NEW…                                            2010 LCBA
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West Chester, was arrested     the state police at (484)                      Ideas/Services/Products                                      AUCTION
for disorderly conduct         340-3241.                              Toys for Tots Projects | Food-Fun-Prizes                      Lebanon Valley Expo Center
after an incident in the                                                     New Exhibitors | Seminars                                 Saturday, March 27
parking lot of Giant on
Scarlett Road in New              FOOLS STEAL DRUGS                              Coloring Contests                                        8:00 AM till ?
Garden on March 11,
police said.
                                   FROM PHARMACY
                                  Thugs stole various                  Receipts will be used to benefit the                          2010 BUILDERS SHOW
                               prescription drugs from              Education Scholarship Fund to promote the                              SEMINARS
       HOODLUMS                Honey Brook Pharmacy                     trades within the building industry.                   Bathroom Remodeling, Patio Pavers,
     STEAL GPS UNIT            on Village Lane on March
                                                                                                                                Low Energy Home Info, Home Tax
   Bozos busted the pas-       11, state police at
senger side window of a        Embreeville said.                             FOR MORE INFO:                                  Incentives, Ponds & Waterfalls, Skylights,
vehicle and stole a GPS           The jerks forced open    or call 272-6252                    Countertops, and Geo Thermal Systems
unit on the 100 block of       a door to get inside, state
Magnolia Street in             police said.
Kennett Square on March           The victim is Anthony                         ONE FREE ADMISSION WITH THIS AD (Without AD-$4.00) - Free Parking
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                                                                      PA G E 1 5 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
   An accidental fire destroyed a building on Mascot Road in      Goons grabbed a Tredyffrin Township generator                  Bozos busted into two vehicles and swiped a laptop
Leacock Township on March 1, state police at Lancaster said.   between Feb. 12 and 22, police said.                           and a purse in church parking lot.
The blaze was under control in about an hour, and nobody          The generator had been placed at the intersection of           The thugs broke out window to get inside the vehi-
was injured. The fire started at the wood stove in the base-   Valley Forge Road and South Swedesford Road to pro-            cles in the parking lot of he Central Presbyterian
ment, police said. Damages are about $135,000. The owners      vide power for operation of a traffic signal after an          Church on Uwchlan Avenue in Downingtown on Feb.
of the building are Christ Riehl Jr. and Christ Riehl Sr.      incident involving a damaged electric pole, police said.       23, police said.

                                                                                                                                                                  POLICE: TEEN
                                                                                                                                                                POSSESSED DRUGS
                                                                                                                                                               John Gillen, 19, was
                                                                                                                                                            charged with drug posses-
   A Coatesville man allegedly punched a            Washington, threw the victim to the bed, and        the victim by the hair, neck and arms, causing      sion and related offenses
female victim in the head and pushed her            covered her nose and mouth with this hand           injury, police said. Washington did leave the       after an incident in
face into the wall several times during a           saying "shut up."                                   residence after the mother said she called          Parkesburg on Feb. 16,
domestic incident on Madison Street in                The victim broke free from Washington and         police, officials said. Washington faces numer-     police said.
Coatesville on March 3, city police said.           went into her mother's room, police said.           ous charges, including aggravated assault and
   Police said the suspect, Edward                    Washington kicked in the door and grabbed         simple assault, police said.                         POLICE: PEACH BOTTOM
                                                                                                                                                             MAN ARRESTED FOR DUI
  OVERTURNED                                                                                                                   POLICE: DEVON
                                  SPIDER DISTRACTS
                                                                                                                                                               Andrew Emerick, of
                                                                                                                                                            Peach Bottom, was arrest-
    VEHICLE                                                                                                                       RESIDENT                  ed for DUI after a traffic

   HITS BERM                       DRIVER, CAUSES                                                                              SHOVES STORE
                                                                                                                                                            stop on Route 272 in East
                                                                                                                                                            Drumore Township on
                                                                                                                                                            March 6, state police at
   An overturned vehicle
traveled and hit a berm on
                                      ACCIDENT                                                                                    MANAGER
                                                                                                                                                            Lancaster said.
                                                                                                                                                               Emerick also was
                                                                                                                                                            charged with unautho-
the roadway during an              A spider caused an                                                                           A  Devon resident
accident on Sugars Bridge                                                                                                     allegedly shoved the store    rized use of an automo-
                                accident on Slate Hill                                                                                                      bile and traffic-related
Road in West Bradford           Road in Drumore Township on                                                                   manager during an incident
Township on Feb. 24, state                                                                                                    at the Rite-Aid on the 600    offenses, state police
                                March 5, state police at Lancaster                                                                                          said.
police at Embreeville said.                                                                                                   block of Lancaster Avenue
                                said.                                                                                         in Devon on Feb. 26, police
   The vehicle, driven by          The spider distracted the driv-                                                            said.
Michael Powers, 35, of
Downingtown, hit a large
                                er, a 16-year-old Peach Bottom                                                                   Nehemiah Harrington,          VEHICLES SMACK UP
ball of ice before eventual-
                                girl, and the vehicle drove into                                                              39, allegedly knocked            IN WEST BRADFORD
ly flipping, state police
                                snow before hitting a guidewire                                                               down several items from a        Vehicles driven by
said.                           that was attached to a utility                                                                shelf after discovering a     Ferna Majewicz, 60, of
   The upside-down vehi-        pole, state police said.                                                                      rain check couldn’t be        Thorndale, and Harry
cle kept on traveling before       Nobody was injured.                                                                        issued for a non-existing     Kennedy Jr., 64, of
hitting the berm, state                                                                                                       item, police said.            Coatesville, were
police said.                                                                                                                     When leaving the store,    involved in an accident

                                     POLICE: MAN STOLE
   Powers suffered a minor                                                                                                    police said Harrington        on Route 162 in West
injury.                                                                                       POLICE: DOWNINGTOWN             shoved the store manager.     Bradford Township on
                                                                                             MAN ARRESTED FOR THEFT              Harrington was cited       March 2, state police at
                                    RENTED TV, COMPUTER                                         A Downingtown man             for disorderly conduct,       Embreeville said.
                                                                                             swiped a vehicle and money       police said.
    ARRESTED FOR DUI                                                                         without permission from the
                                                                                                                                                               Nobody was injured.
   Amy Brecker, 28, of           A man stole a rented TV and computer from a Rent-           owner, police said.               POLICE: MAN ARRESTED
East Fallowfield was           A-Center in East Pikeland Township, police said.              Coatesville police stopped          FOR RETAIL THEFT                  DOG FOUND
arrested for DUI after a         A warrant has been issued for John Vogt, whose last         the vehicle driven by Oscar                                         RUNNING IN LOT
traffic stop on Route 322                                                                                                        Zachary Robinette, 21,
                               known address was in Phoenixville, police said.               Williams III, 46, police said.                                    A dog was found run-
in West Bradford                                                                             Williams, who was arrested
                                                                                                                              of Downingtown, was
                                 The value of the stolen items is about $1,700.                                               arrested for retail theft     ning around the
Township on Feb. 28,             Anybody with information on Vogt’s whereabouts is           for theft, had outstanding
state police at Embreeville                                                                                                   after trying leave CVS        McDonald's parking lot
                               asked to contact police at (610) 935-0606.                    warrants, police said.
said.                                                                                                                         without paying on West        on Lincoln Highway in
                                                                                                                              Lancaster Avenue in           Salisbury Township on
                                                                                                  POLICE: MAN                 Downingtown, police           March 2, state police at
                                                                                              ARRESTED AFTER CRASH            said.                         Lancaster said.
                                                                                                Gregory Vanzanten Jr.,                                         The black-and-white
                          KYLE’S AUTO TAGS                                                   20, of Coatesville, was
                                                                                             arrested for DUI after a one-
                                                                                             vehicle crash on West Kings
                                                                                                                                   STEAL FORKLIFTS
                                                                                                                                                            dog is a shepherd and
                                                                                                                                                            husky mix.
                                                                                                                                                               Anybody who is miss-
                          and INSURANCE                                                      Highway in West Caln
                                                                                             Township on Feb. 26, state
                                                                                             police at Embreeville said.
                                                                                                                                  Fools stole three fork-
                                                                                                                              lifts from Dopaco on
                                                                                                                              Boot Road in
                                                                                                                                                            ing the described dog is
                                                                                                                                                            asked to contact ORCHA
                                                                                                                                                            at (717) 397-8922.
 “Always less than the bigwigs”                                                                   VEHICLES COLLIDE
                                                                                                                              Downingtown between
                                                                                                                              Feb. 24 and 25, police           POLICE: MAN DIDN’T
        • Fully bonded messenger service                                                         IN WEST BRADFORD             said.
                                                                                                                                                                 PAY FOR ITEMS
                                                                                                Vehicles driven by
   • Instant titling • Instant renewals • Notary                                             Antonio Fair, 21, of                  LOWLIFES SMASH              Anthony Filipone, 63,
                                                                                                                                                            of Wayne, was cited for
                                  WEST CHESTER
                                                                                             Philadelphia, and John
                                                                                             Weber, 58, of Honey
                                                                                                                                   VEHICLE WINDOW           retail theft after allegedly
     OVER 20 YEARS                                                                                                              Bozos busted out a          placing about $20 in
                           529 E. Gay St. • Gay St. Plaza                                    Brook, were involved in an
                                                                                                                              back window of a vehicle      merchandise in his
      OF AUTO TAG                                                                            accident on Route 322 in
                                                                                                                                                            pockets without paying
      EXPERIENCE                   610-429-1447                                              West Bradford Township           on the 2400 block of
                                                                                                                              West Swedesford Road in       for them at the Acme in
                                                              on Feb. 24, state police at
                                                                                                                              Malvern on Feb. 18,           Devon on March 1,
                                                                                             Embreeville said.
                                                                                                Nobody was injured.           police said.                  police said.
                                                                     PA G E 1 6 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
                                                   BRICK BOZOS ATTACK SCHOOL BUS
Tonia Schlegel, of Lancaster,                         Lowlifes fired a brick through
was arrested for DUI after a                       a school bus' windshield in the
traffic stop on routes 462 and                     parking lot of the Eshbach Bus
30 in East Lampeter Township                       Company in Holtwood between
on March 11, state police at                       March 10 and 11, state police at
Lancaster said.                                    Lancaster said.

   A 43-year-old Collegeville man
injured a victim during a physical
                                             ple assault, terroristic threats, harass-
                                             ment, public drunkenness and disorderly
                                                                                            EASTER SUNDAY
                                                                                                                  APRIL 4
domestic incident on the 200 block of        conduct, police said.
West       Lancaster     Avenue       in        While in custody, Johnson made fur-
Downingtown on Feb. 22, police said.         ther threats of body injury in reference to
   Jeffrey Johnson was arrested for sim-     the victim, police said.

   A driver and a passenger were taken to a hospital after    LADY ARRESTED FOR DUI                         Served 11 a.m. to 3 p.m.
a chain-reaction accident that involved three vehicles.         Jacqueline Yeager, 25,
   Vehicles driven by Joshua Rhodes, 33, of Lewistown,       of Phoenixville, was                                 FEATURING:
Jeremiah Johnson, 29, of Coatesville, and Gregory            arrested for DUI after a
Ebert, 55, of Thorndale, were involved in the accident       traffic stop on Route 896          • Roast Turkey • Carved Ham
on Route 30 in Paradise Township on March 12, state          and Bachmantown Road
police at Lancaster said.                                    in East Lampeter              • Roast Beef Tenderloin • Candied Yams
   Johnson and his passenger, Adam Johnson, 27, of           Township on March 14,
Christiana, suffered moderate injuries and were taken to     state police at Lancaster       • Salad Bar • Smashed Red Potatoes
Lancaster General Hospital, state police said.               said.
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                                                      play man Harry Kalas, entitled "Harry The K".
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                                                          PA G E 1 8 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
   Jerks fired a small oblong metal object through a            Vehicles driven by Frank Boyer, 50, of Lebanon,                    A jerk in Erie stole a Wayne man’s identity and
screen door, glass door and glass window at Hoober           and Linda Wilson, 66, of Mt. Gretna, were involved                 opened a new bank account and several credit cards
Inc. on Old Philadelphia Pike in Leacock Township on         in an accident in the parking lot of Fulton Bank on                recently, police said.
March 9, state police at Lancaster said. The damage is       Quentin Road in North Cornwall on March 9, town-                      The suspect used the victim’s Social Security num-
about $300. Anybody with information is asked to con-        ship police said.                                                  ber, police said.
tact the state police at (717) 299-7650.                        Nobody was injured.

ACCIDENTa SERIOUSLY INJURES 2                                             MAN’S VEHICLE HITS UTILITY POLE
                                                                A vehicle driven by David Lankford, 40, of Womelsdorf,
                                                                                                                                   Cunning creeps disarmed the alarm system of a con-
                                                                                                                                venience store, but fled after a newspaper delivery
                                                                                                                                driver startled them, state police at Schuylkill Haven
 A driver and passenger was flown to the hospital            struck a utility pole on North Market Street in Heidelberg         said.
                                                             Township, Lebanon County, on March 12, state police at                The jerks cut wires to disable the alarm system and
after a their 2001 Kia Sportage slammed into a pole          Jonestown said.
building on Meadow Drive in South Manheim Township                                                                              forced their way into the Super Gas on Route 61 in West
on March 8, state police at Schuylkill Haven said.                                                                              Brunswick Township on March 7, state police said.
   A vehicle driven by Alicia Anthony, 20, of Auburn,              HOME DEPOT TRUCK STRIKES BOLLARD, FLEES                         The slugs grabbed cigarettes and money and tried to
lost control and rolled over onto its sides before hitting      A Home Depot truck struck a bollard -- knocking it over --      force open the store's ATM machine.
                                                             and left the scene at the intersection of routes 934 and 422 on       A newspaper delivery driver, who was dropping off news-
the pole building, state police said.                        March 5, police said. Anybody with information is asked to         paper bundles at the front, rattled them, state police said.
   Anthony and Paul Zuk, 21, of Auburn, sustained seri-      contact police at (717) 867-2711.                                     Officials said the suspects bolted out the front doors and
ous injuries and were flown to Leigh Valley Medical                                                                             ran toward a field -- leaving behind the cigarettes and
Center, state police said.
   A vehicle parked inside the pole building was dam-        POLICE: BERNVILLE WOMAN RECEIVES HARASSING CALLS                   some of the money.
                                                                Lauren Nye, 20, of Bernville, received harassing restricted        Anybody with information is asked to contact the state
age by the impact.                                           cell phone calls between Feb. 23 and March 9, state police said.   police at (570) 593-2000.

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                                                                      PA G E 1 9 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
                                                                                                                                      JERK BREAKS WINDOW AT BIZ
   A wanted man was bagged after        Martin Zavala, 28, of Newark, Del.,      duct, and also was found to have an
                                                                                                                           A bozo broke into the rear window at Family
                                                                                                                        Practice of Honey Brook on Pequea Avenue on
                                                                                                                        March 6, state police at Embreeville said.
driving the wrong way on the 700     was seen driving westbound in the           outstanding warrant, police said.         Nothing was reported missing.
block of Cypress Street in New       eastbound lanes of traffic, police said.       He was taken to Chester County         Anybody with information is asked to contact the
Garden on March 8, police said.         Hwas arrested for disorderly con-        prison.                                state police at (484) 340-3241.

                                                                                                                       POLICE: SON
                                                                                                                       WHACKS DAD
                                                                                                                        WITH CANE
         UP TO 50%
                                                                                                KIDS ROOM
                                                                                                 $99 TWIN
                                                                                                                         -- TWICE
                                                                                                                          A man struck his father with a cane -- twice -- dur-
                                                                                                                       ing an incident in their Coatesville home on March 5,
                                                                                                MATT. ONLY             city police said.
                                                                                                                          Matthew B. Gonsalves was charged with simple
                                                                                                                       assault after the incident, police said.
                                                                                                                          He hit Matthew Gonsalves Sr. in the left arm with the
                                                                                                                       cane two times during a verbal argument, police said.
                                                                                                                          Matthew B. Gonsalves admitted to hitting his father,
                                                                                                                       police said.
                10" MEMORY FOAM QUEEN SETS $799
          MEDIUM FIRM     FIRM ‘NO TURN’ 460 COIL PILLOW-TOP                                                           DEVIOUS DORKS USE DEVICE
    Twin Matt $164
                                        Twin Matt. Only $209
                                                                                Twin Matt.Only $239
                                                                                                         $199          TO STEAL CREDIT CARD INFO
                                                                                                                          Thugs used a skimming device on an ATM and made
    Full Set  $291        $242          Full Set.      .$354        $295        Full Set       $400      $335          several unauthorized purchases, using the victims’ cred-
    Queen Set $327        $272          Queen Set       $399        $335        Queen Set      $467      $389          it-card information, police said.
                                        King Set        $610        $505        King Set       $695      $579             The losers attached the device to the ATM located at
                                                                                                                       Trumark Bank at the Gateway Shopping Center in
                                                                                                                       Wayne, police said.
                                                                                                                          The punks used the victims’ account info to withdraw
       PREMIER SUPER FIRM                 ULTRA-PLUSH PILLOW                           NOT SO THICK                    several thousand dollars in the Philadelphia and
        1-SIDED EXTRA FRIM                   TOP “NO TURN”                              FIRM 1 SIDED                   Bensalem area, police said.
                   Reg. Sale                         Reg. Sale                                  Reg.    Sale
    Twin Matt.Only $425 $339           Twin Matt.Only $425 $339                 Twin Matt.Only $398     $279                 POLICE: BOYS                    POLICE: MAN’S
    Full Set       $599 $499           Full Set       $699 $599                 Full Set        $599    $499                HAD MARIJUANA                   BAC WAS .136%
    Queen Set      $699 $599                                                                                              A 14-year-old Devon boy         Jeffrey Johnson, 32, of
                                       Queen Set      $799 $699                 Queen Set       $699    $599           and a 15-year-old Malvern       Philadelphia, was arrested
    King Set       $799 $699           King Set       $999 $899                 King Set        $899    $799           boy were arrested for pos-      for DUI on Route 202 on
                                                                                                                       session of marijuana after      Jan. 26, Tredyffrin police
                                                                                                                       being stopped by police at
                                                                                                                                                       said. Johnson’s blood
      Now You Can Afford A Good Night's Sleep                                                                          Wilson Farm Park in Wayne
                                                                                                                       on March 12, officials said.    alcohol level was .136
                            Closeouts & Discontinued Models
                                                                                                                            GRAFFITI GOONS
                                                                                                                           HIT GARAGE DOOR                   POLICE: MAN
                                                                                                                           Slugs spray-painted graf-      URINATED IN PUBLIC
                                                                                                                       fiti on a garage door on the       A man was arrested
                                                                                                                       300 block of South Union        after urinating in public,
                                                                                                                       Street in Kennett Square on     police said.
                                                                                                                       March 6, police said.              Jose Zavala, 51, of
                                                                                                                                                       Kennett Square was
                                                                                                                            LOWLIFES WRITE             arrested for disorderly
                                                                                                                                                       conduct after the incident
                                                                                                                              BAD CHECKS               on the 300 block of
                                                                                                                          Creeps wrote several
                                                                                                                       fraudulent checks on a
                                                                                                                                                       Scarlett Road in New
                    HOURS: Mon-Thurs 9 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Fri 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m.                                                           Garden on March 11,
                                                                                                                       Wayne resident’s account
                                                                                                                       recently, police said.          police said.
                                                                   PA G E 2 0 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
                        FLIPPED VEHICLE TRAVELS 75 FEET
                                                                                                                                                                 CREEPS SMASH
                                                                                                                                                              SEVERAL MAILBOXES:
                                                                                                                                                              Pathetic punks smashed sever-
                                                                                                                                                              al mailboxes on Refton and
   A vehicle flipped onto the dri-   state police at Embreeville said.       Wilmington Road and overturned,           was found a day after the crash,       Hollow roads in Strasburg and
ver's side and traveled another 75      A vehicle driven by Phillip          state police said. The vehicle went       state police said. He told troopers    Providence township between
feet during an accident         in   Sunners Jr. 35, of Parkesburg, spun     onto its side and slid another 75         had a small cut to his right side of   March 9 and 10, state police at
Sadsbury Township on March 6,        out of control on a left curve on Old   feet. Sunners fled the scene, and         his ribs, state police said.           Lancaster said.

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                                                                     PA G E 2 1 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
                            2-VEHICLE ACCIDENT INJURES 3
   Three people -- including a 5-year-old boy -- were        dent on Drytown Road in Martic Township, state police
                                                                                                                                          THUG TRIES TO BUST INTO BIZ
                                                                                                                               A goon tried to break into Tri-Tech Automotive on
                                                                                                                            Jefferson Avenue in Downingtown between March 5
injured after a two-vehicle accident on Feb. 25, state       said.                                                          and 6, police said.
police at Lancaster said.                                       Gabriel and passenger James Madonna, 5, of                     The loser couldn’t get inside and nothing was
   Vehicles driven by Tara Gabriel, 25, of Holtwood, and     Holtwood, had minor injuries, and Yockey had a moder-          taken.
Julianna Yockey, 40, of Lititz, were involved in the acci-   ate injury, state police said.

  POLICE: INTERCOURSE                                                                                                                                       POLICE: MAN ARRESTED

                                 ROAD RAGE!
 MAN FACES DUI CHARGE                                                                                                                                        AFTER TRAFFIC STOP
   Clayton Renshaw, 68,                                                                                                                                       Noe Salazar-Arellano,
of Intercourse, was arrest-                                                                                                                                23, of Kennett Square,
ed for DUI after a traffic                                                                                                                                 was arrested for DUI
stop on Route 741 and                                                                                                                                      after a traffic stop on the
Hoover Road in Salisbury                                                                                                                                   300 block of West State
Township on March 6,                                                                                                                                       Street in Kennett Square
state police at Lancaster                                                                                                                                  on March 5, police said.
                                 A Coatesville man was charged after a road-rage           woman's vehicle after tailgating her, state police said.           BEER BOTTLE BOZO
     OFFICIALS: MAN           incident on Route 30 in Caln Township on March 5,               Reigner was charged with harassment and related offens-       BREAKS WINDOW AT BIZ
  ARRESTED AFTER STOP         state police at Embreeville said.                            es, state police said. Anybody with information on this inci-      A jerk fired a beer bot-
   Kevin Finnie Jr., 23, of      Bryan Riegner struck a 49-year-old Coatesville            dent is asked to contact the state police at (484) 340-3241.    tle the busted a window
Lancaster, was arrested                                                                                                                                    of a business on the 100
for DUI after a traffic                                                                                                                                    block of East State Street
stop at routes 30 and 462                                                                                                   POLICE: DUI                    in Kennett Square on

                                CIG CAUSES CRASH
in East Lampeter                                                                                                                                           March 6, police said.
Township on March 6,
state police at Lancaster                                                                                                  SUSPECT GAVE                       POLICE: MAN CITED
                                                                                                                            FALSE NAME
said.                             A vehicle went up embankment and overturned after                                                                        FOR DISORDERLY CONDUCT
                               the driver reached for a cigarette on Martic Heights                                                                           Hashim Fountain, 20,
POLICE: FUGITIVE NABBED        Drive in Martic Township on Feb. 28, state                                                     A DUI suspect gave           was cited for disorderly
    IN DOWNINGTOWN             police at Lancaster said.                                                                   police an incorrect name        conduct for a loud stereo
                                  Ashley Gast, 21, of Quarryville, leaned                                                  and he turned out to be a       on the 100 block of East
   A fugitive was arrested
                               down to retrieve the cigarette from the                                                     wanted man, police said.        State Street in Kennett
after a domestic dispute at
                               passenger area and drove off the                                                               Derrick Phillip, of          Square on March 6,
Black Hawk Apartments
                               road, police said.                                                                          Chester, was screeching         police said.
in Downingtown on
                                  The vehicle drove up the                                                                 his vehicle's tires and
March 1, police said. Eric
                               embankment and flipped                                                                      speeding before being
Rascoe, 35, of
Downingtown, had out-          with the roof hitting a                                                                     stopped on Merchant                POLICE: TEEN CITED
standing warrants and was      utility pole, police                                                                        Street in Coatesville,              FOR HARASSMENT
                               said.                                                                                       police said.                       A 16-year-old juvenile
taken into custody, police
                                  Gast suffered                                                                               Phillips initially told      was cited for harassment
                               a moderate                                                                                  police he was "Antonio          after a disturbance at the
                               injury.                                                                                     Phillips," police said.         DEC school on Manor
     LOWLIFES STEAL                                                                                                           Phillips was wanted on       Avenue on March 2,
     SATELLITE RADIO                                                                                                       an active bench warrant
                                                                                                                           and had a DUI suspended
                                                                                                                                                           police said.
   Slugs swiped a satellite
                                                                                                                           license, police said.
car radio after busting in
the side windows of a                                                                                                         He faces numerous               POLICE: MAN CITED
vehicle in the parking lot                                                                                                 charges including DUI           AFTER INCIDENT AT EATERY
of Motion Physical                                                                                                         and false identification to        Daniel Orourke, 27, of
                                    LOSERS SWIPE
                                                             CREEPS STEAL WALLET,
Therapy in East Caln                                                                                                       law enforcement, police         Downingtown, was cited
Township on March 1,                UTILITY TRAILER                                                                        said.                           for disorderly conduct
police said.                      Lowlifes stole a utility                                                                                                 after creating a distur-
                                                                                                                                 POLICE: MAN
                                                              USE CREDIT CARDS
                              trailer from the Old Forge                                                                                                   bance at the Primavera
                              Crossing parking lot in
                              Wayne on March 1, police
                                                                                                                             CHARGED AFTER CRASH           Restaurant on East
                                                                                                                                                           Lancaster Avenue in
                                                                                                                              Frederick Good, 52, of
     AT CHECKPOINT            said.                              Punks pilfered a woman's wallet that contained cred-
                                                                                                                           Honey Brook was arrested        Downingtown on March
   Steven Clark, 44, of                                      it cards and later used those cards to make unauthorized                                      5, police said.
                                                                                                                           for DUI and possession of
Marietta, was arrested for           BB BOZOS                purchases, state police at Lancaster said.
                                                                                                                           a controlled substance
                                                                 The thugs entered the Dollar General Store on
DUI at a stationary DUI
checkpoint on Route 30
                                 SHOOT OUT WINDOW            Lincoln Highway in Paradise Township on March 6 and
                                                                                                                           after a crash on Suplee               PUNKS PILFER
in Paradise Township on
                                 BB bozos shot out a win-
                              dow on West Newport Road
                                                             grabbed the wallet in the employee-only portion of the
                                                                                                                           Road in Honey Brook on
                                                                                                                           March 5, state police at
                                                                                                                                                              REGISTRATION PLATE
March 6, state police at      in Leacock Township on         business, state police said.                                                                     Jerks stole a registra-
                                                                                                                           Embreeville said.               tion plate off a man's
Lancaster said.               March 9, state police at           The jerks then made charges on the credit cards in the
                              Lancaster said.                area.                                                                                         vehicle at the Townsedge
  POLICE: MANHEIM MAN            The victim is Samuel                                                                          VEHICLE SPINS OUT,          Shopping Center in

                              Esch, of Ronks.                  POLICE: WEST CHESTER WOMAN CHARGED WITH DUI                      HITS UTILITY POLE          Providence Township on
                                                                                                                                                           March 5, state police at
                                                                Lillian Lopez, 30, of West Chester, was charged with         A vehicle driven by
                                                                                                                                                           Lancaster said.
   Keith Brill, 45, of
Manheim, was arrested for
                                  POLICE: GAP MAN            DUI after being stopped for speeding on March 8, police
                                                             said. Lopez was going 53 mph in a 35-mph zone, police
                                                                                                                           Mark Vogel, 42, of
                                                                                                                                                              The victim is Roy
                                  ARRESTED FOR DUI                                                                         Coatesville, spun out on
DUI after being stopped                                      said.                                                         an ice-covered roadway          Castle III, of Quarryville,
for speeding on Route 30         Michael Cox, 57, of Gap,                                                                                                  state police said.
                              was arrested for DUI after a                                                                 and hit a utility pole on
at Malleable Road in West
Hempfield Township on         traffic stop on Kinsers Road       CREEPS BREAK INTO VEHICLES, STEAL GPS UNITS               Old Wilmington Road in             Anybody with infor-
                                                                                                                                                           mation is asked to contact
                              and Route 30 in Paradise          Goons grabbed two GPS units after busting into two         Sadsbury Township on
March 5, state police at                                     vehicles on Plaza Drive in Downingtown on March 7,            March 4, state police at        the state police at (717)
                              Township on March 7, state
Lancaster said.               police at Lancaster said.      police said. The value of the loss was about $450.            Embreeville said.               299-7650.

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              BURGLAR DAMAGES WINDOW                                            POLICE: MAN HAD CRACK, POT                       CREEPY LOSERS TAKE COMPUTER, TOOLS FROM WORK VAN
   A burglar busted into a home in Albany Township on               A Chester man was busted with crack cocaine and                 Bozos stole a laptop computer and tools from a man's
March 10, state police at Hamburg said.                           marijuana after being see urinating in the area of the         work van on Walnut Road in Honey Brook between Feb.
   A male, who was taped on a security camera in the              700 block of Lumber Street in Coatesville on March             28 and March 1, state police at Embreeville said.
home, forcibly entered the residence by damaging a win-           12, city police said. The suspect, Desmond Jackson,               The victim is Donald Kline, 48, of Honey Brook.
dow, state police said. No items were reported missing. The       who faces numerous drug-related charges, also was                 Anybody with information is asked to contact the
victim is James Heeps, of Fogelsville, state police said.         wanted in New Jersey and Pennsylvania, police said.            state police at (484) 340-3241.


                                5TH DEFENDANT GUILTY
   Goons entered an
unlocked 2001 Dodge
Caravan and grabbed a
Canon Power Shot cam-
era and three Wii video
games on Dotterer Road
in Kempton between
                                  AP -- A fifth defendant has been convict-            Andres Morales of second-degree murder,               36-year-old Richard Bermudez and 61-year-old
police at Hamburg said.
   The jerks also swiped a     ed in the July 2007 shooting death of a                 robbery, and related offenses in the shooting         Carlos Bermudez. A jury in January convicted
folder that contained the      father of two who had been scheduled to                 death of 21-year-old Christian Oliveras in            21-year-old Tyrell Jones of second-degree mur-
victim's personal informa-     plead guilty in a drug case.                            West Chester.                                         der. All are from Coatesville except for Molina,
tion, state police said.          Chester County Court Judge Thomas G.                   Pleading guilty earlier to third-degree murder      who is from West Chester, and all are to be sen-
   The value of the items      Gavin on March 15 convicted 21-year-old                 and conspiracy were 31-year-old Efrain Molina,        tenced on April 5.
is about $255, and the
victim is Jill Fix, 39, of
Kempton, state police
                                                                                                                                                                  DRIVER DOZES;
                                          ROCKIN’ ROSE!

                                                                                                                                                                  VEHICLE GOES
   Anybody with infor-
mation is asked to contact
the state police at (610)

                                           PETE TO PARTICIPATE                                                                                                      AIRBORNE
                                                                                                                                                                     A driver went on a har-
  BIG RIG PINS VEHICLE                                                                                                                                            rowing ride after falling
   A Mack tractor-trailer
                                      IN PHILLY BASEBALL PANEL                                                                                                    asleep behind the wheel.
                                                                                                                                                                     A 2006 Jeep Liberty,
hit a 2000 Volkswagen               Baseball season is right around the                                                                                           driven        by      Bryon
and pinned it against the
concrete median on
                                corner and the Phillies are poised to
                                make a historic run to their third con-
                                secutive World Series.
                                                                                   AT A GLANCE                                                                    Swartzlander, 36, of Tower
                                                                                                                                                                  City, struck a stone wall on
Route 30 in East Caln                                                            WHAT: Philly Baseball                                                            Route 209 in Porter
                                    WCHE (1520 AM) in West Chester            Forum.                                                                              Township                after
Township on March 10,           is marking the beginning of the season
state police at                                                                  WHEN: 1 p.m., March 27                                                           Swartzlander fell asleep,
                                with a historic event for the station and
Embreeville said.               its sports department. WCHE Radio                WHERE: Winners Circle                                                            state police said.
                                will hold its first Philly Baseball           Sports Grille in Exton                Mike Raffaele and Eric Fisher who all            After impact, state police
   The driver of the                                                                                                                                              said Swartzlander's vehicle
                                Forum live at the Winners Circle                 ON THE AIR: The event              share the common thread of being pas-
Volkswagen, Isaias                                                                                                  sionate about the game of baseball. It        slammed into a mailbox, a
Sanchez, 22, of                 Sports Grille in Exton on March 27            will be broadcast live on
                                from 1 p.m.-3 p.m.                            WCHE 1520-AM.                         really is going to be a treat to be a part    tree and a dirt embankment
Coatesville, was taken to           The event will feature a live call-in                                           of and I’m especially excited for our         -- before going airborne.
Brandywine Hospital,            from Pete Rose.                                                                     listeners."                                      The vehicle flipped sev-
state police said.                                                           Owner and Publisher of the West
                                    Sports Director Matt Lombardo will                                                  The highlight of the event will be a      eral times before winding
                                                                             Chester Courier Michael Raffaele and
   The truck driver, Troy       moderate over an all-star panel of           West Chester Courier columnist Eric
                                                                                                                    live call in from Phillies legend Pete        up on its roof, state police
Spencer, 46, of Wenonah,        Phillies and baseball experts to discuss,                                           Rose.                                         said.
N.J., was not injured.          preview and debate issues that face the                                                 "Bill (Werndl) was able to pull off the      Swartzlander had a
                                                                                "The amount of experience and the
                                Phillies and Major League Baseball                                                  rare feat of booking Pete Rose,"              minor injury.
                                                                             wealth of baseball knowledge on this
                                entering the 2010 season.                                                           Lombardo said. "Pete is typically pretty
   DOPEY DORKS STEAL                "I’m excited about the event,"
                                                                             panel is incredible," Lombardo said.
                                                                             "You have Bill Werndl who’s a broad-
                                                                                                                    limited on who he’ll speak with in the
                                                                                                                                                                          FIGHT LEADS
   DECOYS FROM YARD             Lombardo said. "Ever since I joined
                                the station it’s been my goal to bring
                                                                             casting pioneer in this city.
                                                                                                                    media. Bill was able to wrangle him for
                                                                                                                    WCHE, which will be interesting and it                TO CHARGES
   Dorks stole two                                                           Randy Miller who’s one
                                exciting, entertaining and insightful                                               certainly will be exciting as well."             Two Myerstown men
Canadian Geese decoys                                                        of the top baseball
                                sports programming to our listeners. I                                                  All fans who approach the panel           face charges after an argu-
from a backyard of a resi-                                                   writers in town and
                                think that this is the type of event that                                           with a Phillies legend will receive a         ment turned physical on
dence on Robert Fulton                                                       his new book on
                                even the top sports radio dogs in town                                              copy of Harry The K, signed by Randy          Grasshopper Court in
                                                                             Harry Kalas is a no
Highway in East                 would struggle to duplicate."                                                       Miller, while supplies last.                  Jackson Township on March
                                                                             holds barred look
Drumore Township                    Lombardo, who hosts a nightly                                                       WCHE’s Philly Baseball Forum will         18, state police at Jonestown
                                                                             into the life of Harry
between March 16 and            sports talk radio show from 5-6                                                                             be broadcast live     said. Mark Weiss, 36, and
                                                                               Kalas. Then you
17, state police at             pm on 1520 WCHE, will host                                                                                   on 1520 AM           Thomas O'Neill were
                                                                                 have Bill Mason,
                                and moderate the event. He                                                                                    WCHE o and          charged with harassment,
Lancaster said.                                                                                                                                simulcast
                                plans on fielding questions                                                                                                       state police said.
   The victim is a 68-                                                                                                                         online at the
                                from Phillies fans in atten-
year-old Quarryville man.                                                                                                                     station’s Web
                                dance as well.
                                    The panel includes Bill                                                                                       site               POLICE: COATESVILLE
POLICE: HAMBURG WOMAN           Werndl, the first sports                                                                                                             MAN POSSESSED POT
                                director at WPVI                                                                                                                      A Coatesville man was
   WROTE BAD CHECK              Channel 6, WCHE                                                                                                                   busted with pot after being
   Kimberly Stauffer, of        General Manager                                                                                                                   seen arguing with a female
Hamburg, wrote a $570           Bill Mason, long-                                                                                                                 in the area of 600 East
check to Perry Auto             time Phillies beat                                                                                                                Lincoln Highway in
Sales and it was returned       writer and author                                                                                                                 Coatesville on March 12,
for insufficient funds,         of ‘Harry The K’,
                                Randy Miller,                                                       LOMBARDO                                                      city police said.
                                                                                                                                                                      Thomas Lawrence faces
state police at Hamburg
said.                                                 FISHER                                                                               RAFFAELE               numerous drug charges,
                                                                                                                                                                  police said.
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                                                                                                                                               ANIMAL CAUSES ACCIDENT
                                                                                                                                 An animal triggered an accident on Route 340 in Leacock
                                                                                                                              Township on March 6, state police at Lancaster said. A 2002
   A box truck damaged a historic         Figueroa, 44, of New Tripoli, hit two        Figueroa failed to give informa-       Pontiac Trans-Am driven by Mervin Fisher, 22, of
covered bridge on Ashville Road in        overhead beams, breaking and              tion to a witness that stopped at the     Gordonville, swerved to miss the animal on the road, lost
                                                                                                                              control and slammed into an embankment, state police said.
Little Britain Township.                  cracking the wood beams, state            scene, and left without waiting for       A passenger, Michael Stoltzfus, 23, of Gordonville, had a
   The truck driven by Edwin              police at Lancaster said.                 state police, officials said.             minor head injury, state police said.

   A wheel flew off one
vehicle and struck another
vehicle on Route 272 in
Providence Township on
                                 POLICE: TEEN SHOOTS PREGNANT
                                   GIRLFRIEND WITH BB PISTOL
March 11, state police at
Lancaster said.
   A vehicle driven by Luis
Rivera-Plaza, 41, of
Lancaster, had its front left
wheel come off, state police
said. The wheel traveled
across the highway and hit
the front end of a vehicle
                                   POLICE: WANTED MAN CITED FOR PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS
                                  A West Chester man who was wanted in cer on foot and was intoxicated, police said.
                                                                                                                                 A 18-year-old man fired a BB pellet at his preg-
                                                                                                                              nant girlfriend, hitting her in the head, state police at
driven by Porfirio Reyes, 58,
                                                                                                                              Lancaster said.
                                Delaware County was arrested in                Dallett was cited for public drunkenness and      The suspect, Gary Henderson, was taken into custody
of Lancaster, state police      Downingtown on March 8, police said.           taken into custody for the outstanding war-
said. Nobody was injured.         David Dallett, 27, was stopped by an offi-   rants, police said.
                                                                                                                              about two miles away after the incident in Salisbury
                                                                                                                              Township, state police said.
                                                                                                                                 Henderson shot his girlfriend, Hilary Hohl, 23, with a
                                                                                                                              CO2 BB pistol at her residence, state police said.
                                                                                                                                 Hohl is three-months pregnant.
                                                                                                                                 Henderson was charged with simple assault, terroris-
                                                                                                                              tic threats, reckless endangering, harassment, disorderly
                                                                                                                              conduct, possession of drug paraphernalia and criminal
                                                                                                                              mischief, state police said.

                                                                                                                              ACCIDENT INJURES 3
                                                                                                                                 Three people were injured after a two-vehicle acci-
                                                                                                                              dent in which one of the vehicles flipped onto its passen-
                                                                                                                              ger side.
                                                                                                                                 Vehicles driven by Martin Furlong, 64, of Glenmore,
                                                                                                                              and Jennifer Moquin, 40, of Glenmore, were involved in
                                                                                                                              the accident on Barneston Road in Wallace Township on
                                                                                                                              March 2, state police at Embreeville said.
                                                                                                                                 After impact, Furlong's vehicle spun out and flipped
                                                                         “Just minutes from YOU!”                             before landing on its passenger side, state police said.
                                                                                                                                 Furlong had minor injuries.
                                                                                                                                 Two passengers in Moquin's vehicle, Anthony
                                                                                                                              Moquin, 38, of Glenmore and a 12-year-old Glenmore
                                                                                                                              girl, had minor injuries and were taken to Brandywine
                                                                      SUNDAY, MARCH 28                                        Hospital for evaluation, state police said.

                                                               • Baked filled                           MIDWAY DINER           POLICE: MAN ARRESTED                 POLICE: WOMAN
                                                             Chicked Breast
                                                              on Baked Ham
                                                                                                                                  AT CHECKPOINT                    ARRESTED FOR DUI
                                                                                                         CLIP & BRING IN         Andrew Mehan was                  Stacy Williams, 34, of Gap.
                                                            • Baked Meatloaf                                                                                   was arrested for DUI after a
                                                             w/Swiss Sauce                                 FOR A FREE         arrested for DUI after being
                                                                                                                                                               traffic stop on Pine Creek
                                                                                                           MAGNIFYING         stopped at a checkpoint on
                                                           • Broiled Flounder                                                 Route 322 in West Bradford       Drive and Simmontown Road
                                                           Filled w/Crab Meat                             GLASS READER        Township on Feb. 20, state       in Sadsbury Township on
                                                                                                                                                               March 5, state police at
                                                            • Broiled T-Bone                           NAM                    police at Embreeville said.      Lancaster said.
                                                              Steak w/Onion
                                                                   Rings                               TOWN                         POLICE: MAN                POLICE: NARVON RESIDENT
                                                                                                                                  ARRESTED FOR DUI                FACES DUI CHARGE
             BETHEL • MIDWAY •                                                                            Benjamin Rodriguez was
                                                                                                                              arrested for DUI at a sobriety
                                                                                                                                                                  Grant Kirkner Jr., of
                                                                                                                                                               Narvon, was arrested for
                                                                                                                              checkpoint on the 3100 block     DUI after a traffic stop on
                                                                               HAMBURG                                        of Route 772 in Lancaster
                                                                                                                              County on March 7, state
                                                                                                                              police at Lancaster said.
                                                                                                                                                               Lincoln Highway and
                                                                                                                                                               Mclvain Road in Paradise
                                                                                                                                                               Township on March 6, state
                                                                                                                                                               police at Lancaster said.
                                                                                                                                POLICE: LANCASTER
                                                                                                                               MAN ARRESTED FOR DUI                   POLICE: BOYS
                                                                                                                                 Jerome Charmichael, 31,            VIOLATED CURFEW
                                                                                                                              of Lancaster, was arrested          Two 17-year-old Oxford
                                                                                                                              for DUI after a traffic stop     boys and a 17-year-old West
                                                                                                                              on routes 30 and 462 in East     Grove boy were cited for a
                                                                                                                              Lampeter Township on             curfew violation on the 500
                                                                                                                                                               block of Las Rosas Drive in
                                                                                                                              March 5, state police at         Kennett Square on March 7,
                                                                                                                              Lancaster said.                  police said.
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                                                                         HEALTH & FITNESS
   Ahhhh, the warm tempera-
tures outside beckon me to start
running again. Nothing feels
better than some alone time
running in the sun listening to
some upbeat music.
                                                                                                                  AS TEMPS WARM UP,
   I must admit I have not kept
up with my running during the
winter. I dislike running outside
                                                                                                                 THERE’S NOTHING BUT
in the cold, and am uninspired
inside on the treadmill. I occa-
sionally ran during the cold
                                                                                                                BLUE SKIES FOR RUNNERS
days, but at the most it was
once a week. Anyone who’s
gotten into running shape
knows that unfortunately it
doesn’t take long to get out of
running shape.
   So here I am, like most other
                       eager to
                       get back
                       to running
                       in the
                       spring and
                       train for 2
                       or 3 5Ks
                       (3.1 mile
                       run) later
SARA                   this year.
                       To ease
HAUFF                  back into
DORAN                  I’m going
                       to use the
10-percent rule (10PR) to train.
It means you should only
increase your mileage by 10
percent from week to week so
as not to overdo it and get
injured. The vast majority of
running injuries are overuse
injuries that occur when you
run too much or increase your
weekly training program too
quickly, according to

                                          LET THE SUN
   If you break this rule you
risk not only getting an injury
but also getting sick or becom-
ing too fatigued and sore. I
experienced this first hand
recently when I went out run-
ning hard like I had about 6

                                       INSPIRE YOUR RUN
months earlier. Not only did I
get a cold soon after but I also
became very tired that day. If I
ease back into running, it
should give me energy to sus-
tain me throughout the day, not
fatigue me.
   In addition to following the
10PR, when training for a 5K it
is important to make sure you
have the proper running sneak-       lot, be ready to spend a lot on    You should also fit the runs in    community. Every year I run
ers or that you replace your old     sneakers. Make sure you give       3-4 days per week. You can         the local breast cancer 5K
running shoes if necessary. A        the shoes a test run and make      look at       which means a lot to me espe-
good rule of thumb is to replace     sure you buy the ones that are     or for       cially since I lost my Aunt
running shoes after 300-400          most comfortable.                  more detailed training sched-      Renee to breast cancer 14 years
miles. You should also go to a          If you are, like me, training   ules.                              ago. What a great feeling to not
specialty running shoe store         for a 5K, you should take any-        There are many 5Ks through-     only get in better shape for
that can help you find the right     where from 5-8 weeks to train.     out the year that mostly benefit   myself, but to also give back to
shoe for your foot shape and         Five weeks if you have run         charities, which is an added       a charity that helps a lot of
gait. If you are going to run a      before, 8 weeks if you have not.   bonus of doing good for your       people.

                                                                    PA G E 2 5 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
                                                   FASHION & BEAUTY

       DON’T FALL
              While you're thinking about       tus as many big names in fash-       (maybe even hoped) they would
           what bikini you'll be rocking at     ion put their spin on everything     never return... ripped jeans are
           the beach this summer, fashion-      from cropped mini capelets to        back.
           istas beware - Fall is creeping      long cloaks and full capes.             It began in 2009 on the run-
           up behind you.                                                            ways, then tons of celebrity
              And if you don't have these                  LEATHER                   sightings with totally shredded
           must-haves, you'll be left out in       Perhaps you're wondering          jeans - now the trend is trickling
           the cold - in your bathing suit.     what's so new about leather,         down and hitting the streets,
              Autumn 2010 will no doubt         given the leather jacket has been    from everything from denim
           be an exciting time for fashion.     such a wardrobe necessity.           jackets to shorts.
              Collections range                            Well, the leather
           from romantic to classi-                     trend is extending far         PEEK-A-BOO CLOTHING
           cally inspired but with a
           serious infusion of skin
           and sex, this is what you
                                                        beyond just jackets and
                                                        into pretty much every
                                                        other type of clothing.
                                                                                        In Spring/ Summer fashion
                                                                                     tends to get a little more show
                                                                                     offy; and hot weather is the per-
           should be wearing in                            You name it, we'll be     fect excuse to show some skin.
           2010.                                        wearing it in leather in        So in 2010 turn to the see-
                                                        this colder months.          through clothing fashion trend
              Over-the-knee boots      MOLLY            Leather shorts, leather
                                                        dresses, leather leg-
                                                                                     to keep you cool and classy.
                                                                                        Autumn 2010's sheer tops are
           are the must-have item
           for Fall 2010.
                                       DAVIS            gings... and more.           a mix of soft and feminine, to
                                                                                     the opposite extremes of the          CAPE
              Those daring enough                        CHUNKY KNITS                vampy sex-kitten.
           to wear these glams on their            Texture plays a big part in
           gams will find the tops of their     Winter clothing in 2010, with the     ONE SHOULDERED-TOPS
           boots creeping up even higher --     chunkiest of chunky knits keeping              & DRESSES
           thigh-high boots are also mak-       us bundled up and cozy.                 From single-shouldered
           ing it into mainstream.                 Chunky doesn't have to equal      dresses to tops and bikinis,
               The fabrics run from elegant     clunky - thick-weave, open           asymmetric shoulder-lines have
           suedes to darkly futuristic          details are a must-have showing      made a huge comeback in 2010.
           laced-up leathers -- the options     a bit of skin.                          Showing off one-shoulder in
           are many and various.                                                     a dress can be subtle yet sexy,
                                                  RIPPED UP EVERYTHING               and the possibilities for how to
                  CAPES & CLOAKS                   Laddered stockings? Are they      wear it are endless.
              It's been quite some time         acceptable?
           since the cape has been a major         Not only accepted, but now                 MILITARY CHIC
           fashion staple -- I always think     considered very fashionable.            A relative of the bohemian
           of Sherlock Holmes.                     The ripped stocking trend is a    luxe trend, the military jacket
              But it's not just for the dash-   close cousin of the ripped denim     fights it way back in 2010 as a
MILITARY   ing private eye - in Fall 2010       trend, a step towards a resurgence   winter wardrobe essential.
  CHIC     the cape, in it's many forms,
           will make it to major trend sta-
                                                the early '90s grunge look.
                                                   And just when you thought
                                                                                        Whether glammed up or uni-
                                                                                     sex, it's a winner.

                                                PA G E 2 6 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0

    Occupying kids during the summer with
sports, camps and trips can get very pricey,
                                                and relatives.
                                                    If you decide on day camp, call your
                                                                                                   • SEEK DISCOUNTS: Signing up
                                                                                                before winter's end can get you 5 to 10 per-
                                                                                                                                                the group swimming, to museums and on
                                                                                                                                                other adventures.
very quickly. But parents who act now              local parks and recreation department,       cent of at some camps, said Janet Siroto,           "The moms pool their ideas and then it's
can keep some of the costs down.                        churches and synagogues, art            executive editor at Good Housekeeping.          Camp Mom," she said. "If
    Here's how:                                           schools, colleges, boy scout and      Sending siblings to the same camp can win       you're one of six moms,
    • PLAN AHEAD: Start your                                girl scout councils and other       you another 10 percent discount for each        you've got six weeks
search early - even thinking                                 groups that may sponsor less       additional child. And some camps offer dis-     of free camp with
about summer 2011 now - so                                   expensive camps.                   counts for attending multiple weeks. If you     neighborhood
you know which camp you                                          • ALWAYS ASK ABOUT             refer other campers you also may be able to     kids."
want to pursue well in                                       AID: Camp can cost from                 get a discount, sometimes $100.                • HELP AT
advance, said Peter Surgenor,                               $100 a week to $800 and                        For campers ages 14 and up,          TAX TIME: In
president of the American Camp                             more per week, but many                       check out counselor-in-training pro-   many cases,
Association, which has 2,500                             sponsors offer financial aid.                   grams, which kids attend for           camp costs can be
member camps. And, especially on                     Surgenor said aid is not used as                    reduced fees while still having fun,   deducted from your
sleepaway camps, don't skimp on research        much as it could be because people                       Siroto said. Check with each camp      income because
because you'll forfeit a lot of money if you    don't ask often enough. Last year,                     for specifics.                           they're considered child
pull your child out early if he doesn't like    camps gave out more than $39 million, but             • DO IT YOURSELF: Even parents            care for kids under age 13.
the camp -- or isn't ready for overnights.      it varies by camp and other factors so ask      who work can band together, Siroto said,        If you have a workplace flexible-spending
    Check Web sites like       the director for specifics, and ask early so    and watch small groups of one another's         account for dependent care, make sure to for day and overnight camps         you can vie for partial or full scholarships,   children throughout the summer for free. By     seek reimbursement there (or open one for
listed by age group, location and other fac-    said Christina Vercelletto, senior editor at    rotating vacation time, each family takes       next year). Or seek the deductions when
tors. Attend local camp fairs and ask friends   Parenting magazine.                             responsibility for a week at a time and takes   you file your return.                    AP

                                                                                     WHEN DISASTER
                                                                                        INSURANCE CRITICAL
                                                                                       FOR SMALL BUSINESSES
                                                                                                mall business owners
                                                                                                are getting some
                                                                                                reminders this month
                                                                                                                           owners whose cash
                                                                                                                                                              lose their sense of urgency as
                                                                                                                                                              time passes and another
                                                                                                                                                              calamity doesn't occur, said
                                                                                       that the forces of nature can                                          Loretta Worters, a vice presi-
                                                                                       threaten a company's sur-            flow is strained by               dent at the Insurance
                                                                                       vival. And that they need to        the recession might                Information Institute, an indus-
                                                                                       be sure their businesses are                                           try organization. So they cut
                                                                                       well protected against a vari-
                                                                                                                          decide to cut back on               back on their coverage.
                                                                                       ety of disasters.                  disaster insurance or                  “People kind of forget and
                                                                                          A storm in the Northeast              eliminate it                  say, 'it's not going to happen
                                                                                       caused flood and wind dam-                                             again,''' Worters said.
                                                                                       age and left thousands of                altogether.
                                                                                       businesses without power.                                                 THE BARE BONES --
                                                                                       Meanwhile, residents of the        skip the insurance.                    MAYBE TOO BARE?
                                                                                       Upper Midwest prepared for            Data from the insurance             A small business should at
                                                                                       the possibility that the Red       industry shows that the reces-      the least consider getting the
                                                                                       River would spill over its         sion has made business owners       most basic coverage, known
                                                                                       banks as it did last year. An      more reluctant to buy cover-        as a business owner's policy,
                                                                                       earthquake in the Los              age. A survey commissioned          or BOP. A BOP generally has
                                                                                       Angeles area brought back          by the Council of Insurance         property insurance, liability
                                                                                       memories of how vulnerable         Agents & Brokers found that         protection and business inter-
                                                                                       companies can be to such           commercial property and casu-       ruption insurance, which can
                                                                                       natural disasters.                 alty insurance premiums fell        be critical when a company
                                                                                          But business owners             nearly 6 percent in the fourth      is dealing with the fallout
                                                                                       whose cash flow is strained        quarter from the previous three     from a disaster.
                                                                                       by the recession might             months. That's a sign of falling       But a BOP, or for that
                                                                                       decide to cut back on disas-       demand -- premiums were             matter, a standard property
                                                                                       ter insurance or eliminate it      being lowered to encourage          and casualty policy, won't
                                                                                       altogether. Faced with mak-        businesses to buy.                  protect businesses from dam-
                                                                                       ing their payroll or preparing        Some owners decide to            age due to disasters like
                                                                                       for a disaster that may never      gamble on being uninsured or        floods, earthquakes and land-
                                                                                       happen, many owners decide         underinsured. Others who buy
                                                                                       to take their chances and          insurance after a disaster often      Continued on Page 32

                                                                         PA G E 2 7 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
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                      JESSE JERK!
   It wasn’t exactly an upbeat week in celebrity
gossip. Early in the week, when the weekly tabloids
hit newsstands, InTouch caught the world’s atten-
tion with a headline announcing that Sandra
                                                         JESSE                                                  McGEE
Bullock’s husband, West Coast Choppers owner
Jesse James, had an eleven-month affair with a tat-
too model named Michelle McGee.
   We didn’t know if we should believe the story –
after all, hadn’t they seemed like a picture-perfect
                      couple when she so endearingly
                      accepted her Oscar a couple
                      weeks ago? – but Sandra all but
                      confirmed it when she backed
                      out of the UK premiere of The
                      Blind Side at the last minute,
                      vaguely citing personal reasons.
                      Later, we heard she’d moved
                      out of the couple’s shared home.
                      That’s plenty confirmation right
                         Jesse knew he picked the
                      wrong week to have a scandal
SASHA                 like this break; Sandra’s always
PASULKA               been America’s Sweetheart, but
                      she’s riding high on the coun-
                      try’s undying devotion follow-
ing her Oscar win.
   Attempting to salvage his career and reputation,
especially after photos of McGee modeling as a
neo-Nazi surfaced, he issued a solemn apology.
"This has caused my wife and kids pain and embar-
rassment beyond comprehension," he said. "I am
truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them."
   The hubbub over The Jesse James Affair
eclipsed the funeral of Corey Haim, the eighties
heartthrob who died suddenly the previous week.
His best friend and co-star, Corey Felman,
declined to attend his funeral, claiming that he did-
n’t want to cause a media frenzy. He certainly could
have made an appearance; all eyes were on
Sandra’s cheating hubby anyway.
   It was a rough week to be Tiger Woods, too.
The parade of women looking to sell him out for
the cheater that he is continued, with the lovely
Joslyn James launching a website dedicated to the
not-so-chivalrous texts he’d sent her over the
course of their affair. The site only shows Tiger’s
end of the text conversations – but they certain-
ly imply Joslyn’s end wasn’t so ladylike. What
do you have to lose at this point, Tiger? I dare
you buy and let us know
exactly what the women had to say during all these
nasty text convos. Two can play at this game, right?
   Lastly, is everyone excited for the premiere of
the new Dancing with the Stars season on Monday
night? Will the country be rooting for Kate
Gosselin? When you love to hate someone, do you
vote to keep her on a television show? Or will she
be the first one out the door? We’ll soon find out!
   Sasha Pasulka is the managing editor of Evil
Beet Gossip, your daily source of celeb gossip and
snarky wit. Check us out at                                                                             WOODS           BULLOCK                                  JOSLYN JAMES
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        ‘HAIR’ COMES
           While it remains to be seen whether or not
       Kate Gosselin can waltz, she can certainly tap
                                                                 Kate looked sullen and disconcerted --
                                                              Whoopi called her out without saying a word,
           Around questions.                                  which spoke volumes.
            She debuts her moves on ABC's "Dancing               Her over exposure will certainly be her
        With the Stars," and in preparation she guest-        undoing.
        hosted on "The View" last week.                          With all the Internet buzz, tabloid reports
            Where she said "ummm."                            and entertainment television shows talking
           A lot.                                             about her diva attitude, there may be some
           Not much else.                                     false accusations but then again, where there's
           I say "like" more than I should, but I'm not       smoke, there's fire.
         trying to be a talk show host.                          There are two sides to Kate Gosselin that
               When the other hosts included                          many people seem to notice but net-
              Kate in the conversation, she                           works fail to mention.
                showed amazing dodge and                                  When she's on a PR campaign, she's
                 avoid maneuvers.                                     all smiles and cackles.
                      Which is a far cry from her                         When she's photographed out in
                    usual seek and destroy tactics.                   public, she has this snarl set on her
                       When Joy Behar asked Kate                      face like everything smells like poop.
                    the question, "Jon is paying                          Is it just me or was she the most
                    child support, isn't he?"
                       Kate refused to answer in
                                                     MOLLY            unanimated, unwarm, unnatural charac-
                                                                      ter on that panel?
                   any way but with passive          DAVIS                She does not engage the guest and
                   aggressive posturing and tried                     looks out of her league; strong confi-
                   (not so deftly) to steer the discussion    dent women seem to intimidate her; without
                   to, "so, as we were talking about" as if   someone to bully she's completely out of her
                  to change the subject.                      element.
                      Joy B. didn't seem impressed with          I keep hoping a trap door opens up under-
                  the snub, and Kate, of course, left the     neath her chair.
                 impression that Jon was doing nothing           I breathlessly await "Dancing" to see if she
                 to help monetarily.                          has two left feet.
                     Grudgingly, Kate did admit to one           Who knows?
                 week of Jon being with the kids while           She may have been practicing in the new
                she was in L.A., but again, with a             dance studio ABC built for her -- in her
                shrug of the shoulders, left                        Wernersville home.
               the impression he was just                                  I would stake a whole lot of money
              in and out on his own                                      that the kids have never once been
              schedule otherwise - and                                     allowed down in mommy's "New
             not contributing very                                           Dance Studio" at home to watch
             much as a parent.                                               her gangly legs stumble across the
                Leave it to Whoopi                                           newly-laid parquet flooring.
            Goldberg to put Kate in                                              I'd also lay odds that this dance
            her place.                                                       contest is so rigged right now that
              When the discussion of                                         Kate stays on to the bitter end in
           divorce rate and problems                                         an effort for ABC to continue the
           with couples having multi-                                        charade.
          ples came up, Whoopi shot a                                          Once the show is over, will
        death look at Kate, and held it                                     ABC remove the dance floor from
       long enough that you could have                                her house or will Kate ask them to
       heard a pin drop in the audience.                                 install a pole?
           We didn't get a shot of Kate's
       reaction, but this was
       early on and I think
       it set the tone of
       the whole show
                                                                                      TONY DOVOLANI:
       as far as Kate                                                                Kate’s dancing partner
       was con-

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                                                                                                                                WHEN DISASTER STRIKES

                                                                                                                                       Continued from Page 27
                                                                                                                       slides. A business needs to purchase coverage for those
                                                                                                                       disasters separately.
                                                                                                                           Some of the bad weather covered by the BOP includes
                                                                                                                       wind, rain, lightning and snow. If a hurricane tears a hole
                                                                                                                       in your building's roof and rain comes in, regular insur-

                                                                                                                       ance should cover the damage. But if water from a flood
                                                                                                                       pours into your ground floor, you won't be covered with-
                                                                                                                       out separate flood insurance.
   Award-winning musician and                                                                                              If you run a company out of your home, be aware that
actress Olivia Newton-John is com-
ing to the area for a two-day event
that promotes health, wellness and
                                          AT A GLANCE                                                                  a standard homeowners or renters policy may not cover
                                                                                                                       damage to your business equipment. The more complex
                                                                                                                       your home-based business is, the more likely you'll need
environmental conservation.                                                         Legendary Singer and               a separate business policy.
   “Olivia: Voices For Healing ...                                               actress Olivia Newton-John                It's a good idea to learn about insurance and then
Our Planet ... Ourselves” takes                                                  will give the keynote address         assess your needs before you contact a broker. You want
place March 26 and 27 at West                                                    at “Olivia: Voices for Healing ...    to be sure you're not buying too little, or that you don't
Chester University.                                                              Our Planet ... Ourselves” well-       end up buying something you don't need.
   Best known for her role of                                                    ness/environmental conference             The National Association of Insurance Commissioners,
                                                                                 at West Chester University,           which represents state insurance officials, has a primer on
"Sandy" in "Grease," opposite John                                               West Chester, Friday, March           small business insurance, called Insure U for Small
Travolta, she's sold more than 50                                                26.                                   Business, on its Web site at
million albums, is a four-time                                                      Tickets: $25.            
Grammy Award winner and has had                                                                  --                        The Insurance
five No. 1 hits.                                                                    She also will perform at the       Information Institute
   Newton-John, 61, a breast cancer                                              conference, Saturday, March           also has information on
survivor, learned on her journey                                                 27.                                   its site,
that supporting one’s mind and spir-                                                Tickets: $50- $100.                    You can learn more
it was just as important as support-                                                Conference tickets: $65,           about flood insurance
ing one’s body and began sharing                                                 professionals; $35 general            from the government
her experience with the rest of the                                              admission; & $25, West                Web site www.floods-
                                                                                 Chester University students. Some flood
world.                                                                                                                 insurance may also
   The event is a benefit for the                                                                                      cover landslides.
ACEER Foundation (Amazon                                                       Concert Hall.                               Beyond the right
Center for Environmental                                                          The proceeds will further the        kinds of insurance,
Education and Research), the                                                   environmental conservation mission      Worters noted that com-
College of Health Sciences Annual                                              of the ACEER Foundation, an             panies need to buy the
Integrative Health Conference and      Cancer.                                 organization that has touched the       right amount of cover-
Masters of Public Health (MPH)            On Saturday, March 27, Olivia        lives of over one million individu-     age. Accurate financial
with Integrative Health Track and      will join a notable assembly of can-    als worldwide; advance the educa-       records need to be kept to
the Olivia Newton-John Cancer and      cer experts for sessions on integra-    tional and research mission of the      help owners determine how much to buy. An accountant
Wellness Centre Appeal.                tive approaches to cancer preven-       College of Health Science's pro-        can help with crunching the numbers.
   The event kicks off Friday          tion and treatment for clinicians and   gram in integrative health; and help
evening, March 26, with the                                                                                                       WHY BUSINESS INTERRUPTION
                                       the community. Following a gala         build the first integrative cancer                       INSURANCE MATTERS
keynote address of the college's       dinner with Olivia and her husband,     treatment and wellness center in           Some owners might opt for cheaper commercial prop-
11th Integrative Health Conference:    John Easterling, Olivia will perform    Australia.                              erty and casualty insurance rather than the BOP, and not
Integrative Strategies for Breast      a concert at the Emilie K. Asplundh                            -- Molly Davis   pay for business interruption insurance. That decision
                                                                                                                       could prove fatal if disaster strikes your company -- or
                                                                                                                       one of your suppliers.
                                                                                                                          Business interruption insurance pays a company's
                                                                                                                       operating expenses, including payroll, when it is shut
                                                                                                                       down. The business interruption doesn't have to be the

       Ann's Country
                                                                                                                       result of a natural disaster. A power outage that sidelines
                                                                                                                       a company is also covered by a business interruption pol-
                                                                                                                          Without this insurance, many companies are forced to
                                                                                                                       lay off workers, or they can go broke trying to meet debt
                                                                                                                       payments with no revenue coming in.

        Hair Studio                                                                                                       If running your business is dependent on another com-
                                                                                                                       pany's being able to operate, you should consider contin-
                                                                                                                       gent business interruption insurance. Let's say a supplier
                                                                                                                       of a key component used in your manufacturing process
                                                                                                                       can't operate because its premises were damaged in a hur-
                                                                                                                       ricane, and you can't turn out your products until that
                                                                                                                       company is back in business. Contingent business inter-
                           Organic Salon                                                                               ruption insurance should cover your expenses.
                                                                                                                          “If you don't have that, your business could really suf-
                                                                                                                       fer,'' Worters said.
      Organic Perms, color, skin care & hair products
                                                                                                                                     SPECIALIZED INSURANCE
           Appointments Necessary - No Walk-ins                                                                           Companies in certain industries need to get specialized
                                                                                                                       insurance for some of their potential losses. For example,
                    Men, Women & Children                                                                              those in the restaurant or food service businesses, who
                                                                                                                       could lose thousands of dollars of inventory in a power
                                                                                                                       outage. They need polices that cover food spoilage.
                                                                                                                          Worters noted that standard insurance will cover food
                                                                                                                       spoilage only if there was property damage -- for exam-
                                                         717-866-4814                                                  ple, a restaurant was hit by a hurricane. Spoilage due to a
                                                 929 N. College St. Myerstown                                          power outage alone requires special coverage.

                                                                   PA G E 3 2 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
   A man busted into a garage and damaged items on the            Vehicles driven by Claudette Weitzel, 69, of Camp                  A 18-year-old Orwigsburg man beat a juvenile in the lock-
100 block of Sadsbury Avenue in Sadsbury Township in            Hill, Ana Fajardo, 36, of Columbia, and Sharon                    er room after gym class at Blue Mountain High School in
January, state police at Lancaster said. Nicholas Peters, 24,   Benyou, 46, of New Cumberland, were involved in a                 North Manheim Township on March 16, state police at
of Gap, was charged with burglary, trespass and criminal        chain-reaction accident on Route 581 in Lemoyne,                  Schuylkill Haven said. Cody Meyer shoved the victim into
mischief on March 18, state police said. The victim is Billie                                                                     the lockers and belted the victim several times in the face,
                                                                Cumberland County, on March 18, state police at                   causing bruising, state police said.
Stanley, of Cochranville, state police said.                    Harrisburg said. Nobody was injured.                                 Meyer faces a simple assault charge, state police said.

       POLICE: MAN
   A man was busted with
a crack pipe and cocaine
after being stopped by an
officer at Ash Court and
Thompson Place Alley in
                                SERIAL GRAFFITI GOONS STRIKE                                                                         Graffiti goons went on a rampage in Kennett

                                 BUILDERS SHOW TO HIT EXPO CENTER
                                                                                                                                  Square on March 15, police said.
Coatesville on March 16,                                                                                                             According to police, the jerks attacked:
city police said.                                                                                                                    • A vehicle parked in the 100 block of East State
   Pierce Miller, of                                                                                                              Street
Downingtown, had a                   Builders show to hit Expo center          Kocher. "You have your choice of
                                     Are you a do-it-your-self-er?             talking to the experts right at their                 • Two buildings on the 100 block West Maple Alley
strong odor of alcohol                                                                                                               • An electrical box on the 100 block of East Maple
coming from his breath               Then you should check out The             booth, or attend one of our many semi-
                                  39th Annual Lebanon Valley Home              nars. It is also a wonderful venue for             Alley
with blood-shot, glassy                                                                                                              • A garage on in the 300 block of East Maple Alley
yes, police said.                 Builders Show and Garden Fair on             comparative shopping as the various
                                  March 23-27 at the Lebanon Expo              competing businesses are all in one                   • A fence on the 100 block of North Willow Street
   Miller was charged                                                                                                                • The rear of a building on the 200 block of West State
with possession of a con-         Center.                                      location. Visitors find the right
                                     Presented by the Lebanon County           designs at the right price."                       Street
trolled substance, posses-                                                                                                           • A sign and electrical box on the 100 block of
sion of drug parapherna-          Home Builders Association, the                      The right price is also found at
                                  Expo will be filled with hundreds                 the Consignment Auction that the              Scarlett Alley
lia and public drunken-                                                                                                              • The rear of a building on the 500 block of South
ness, police said.                of displays and demonstra-                          show sponsors on Saturday
                                  tions offering the latest                            Morning at 8 a.m.                          Union Street.
                                  in home and yard                                           "Builders and retailers                 On March 14, punks spray-painted graffiti on a build-
   ANNVILLE ACCIDENT              related products,                                       bring their unused or over-             ing on the 100 block of West State Street, police said.
     INJURES TWO                  services and                                           stocked products to be auc-
   Two people were taken          improvements,                                               tioned," added Kocher.                                                                   DORKS SMASH MAILBOX
to Good Samaritan                 seminars, contests                                                   "In addition, the             Losers smashed a mailbox, pulled it from the ground
Hospital in Lebanon after         for kids, as well                                                     general public            and placed it in the victim's garage on Pennswood
a two-vehicle accident in         as innovative ideas all in one location                              can bring gently           Drive in Wallace Township between March 13 and 14,
front of the Hess Express         for the public to shop and compare.                                  used or new con-           state police at Embreeville said. The victim is Andrew
on East Main and Spruce              According to Frank Kocher, execu-                              struction items."             Habig, 23, of Glenmore. Anybody with information is
streets in Annville on            tive director of the Lebanon County             The products and services exhibiting            asked to contact the state police at (484) 340-3241.
March 15, township                Builders Association that puts on the        at the Home Show include: remodel-
police said.                      show, the show has expanded to utilize       ers, homebuilders, custom cabinets,
   Vehicles driven by
Dale Hemperly, 79, of
                                  the entire Expo space.
                                     "This is the second year for the
                                                                               kitchens & baths, chimneys, wood
                                                                               stoves, sunrooms, awnings and decks,                                      • PANTHER MARTIN • MEPPS
                                                                                                                                  • CP SWING • BARKLEY POWERBAIT • EAGLE CLAW

                                                                                                                                                                                                                         • ROOSTERTAIL • TROUT MAGNET • CP SWING • MEPPS
Annville, and Josh Wolfe,         Garden Faire and with the excellent          duct and vent maintenance, storage

33, of Annville, were             response from visitors and participants,     buildings, heating and cooling servic-
involved in the accident,         it has expanded to include a larger sec-     es, windows, doors and siding, home
police said. Two people           tion of the South Hall," Kocher said.        décor, water treatment systems, banks
suffered minor injuries.          "In addition, we have added heavy            and mortgage companies, home light-

                                  landscaping equipment and tractors to
                                  another hall and expanded the seminar
                                                                               ing systems, security systems, financial
                                                                               planners, building supplies, insulation,
                                                                               energy management companies and
                                                                                                                                                                                SPORTING GOODS
  SPINS OUT, HITS TREE               The Lebanon County Builders               more.
   A 2006 Pontiac Vibe            Show, in its 39th year, brings together         The $4 admission fee benefits the
driven by Rachel                  over 120 exhibits displaying the latest      Lebanon County Builders Association
Zimmerman, 30, of Tower           in home improvement, decorating, and         Scholarship Fund. The Fund provides

                                                                                                                                                                                   TROUT SEASON
City, lost control on a           landscaping ideas.                           awards to students and apprentices in
curve, spun out and                  The Garden Fair, in its second year,      the industry or related businesses. The
slammed into a tree on            is a hall filled with complete land-         hours for the show are Tuesday, March

                                                                                                                                                                                      APRIL 3
Route 209 in Frailey              scapes, lightscapes, hardscapes, blos-       23 through Thursday, March 25, from
Township on March 17,             soming flowers, waterfalls and water         5:30 p.m. to 9 p.m., Friday, noon to 9
state police at Schuylkill        gardens.                                     p.m. and Saturday, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m.
Haven said. Nobody was               "This show offers the do-it-yourself-     For more information or the schedule
injured.                          er lots of ideas, products, and is great     of seminars, please visit the Web site at                                                          PA FISHING LICENSE
                                  for comparative shopping," said    
                                                                                                                                                                                • Live Bait • Night Crawlers
                                                                                                                                                                                        • Red Worms
   Rojelio Martinez Jr.
was arrested for DUI
                                LEGENDARY CONSUMER ADVOCATE DIES AT 80
                                   AP -- Herbert S. Denenberg, a former        missioner from 1971 to 1974, helping to rev-
                                                                                                                                                                                •Meal, Butter & Wax Worms
                                                                                                                                                                                    • Fat Head Minnows
after being stopped for         Pennsylvania Insurance Commissioner who        olutionize the auto-insurance industry by
faulty taillight on Route       became a well-known consumer advocate, has     championing the "no-fault'' concept.                                                                       SPECIAL HOURS:
                                died. He was 80.                                  He was later appointed to the Public                                                             Friday, April 2 - 9 a.m. to 9 p.m.;
82 in West Brandywine                                                                                                                                                             Saturday, April 3 - 6 a.m. to 4 p.m.
                                   That's according to a statement from        Utilities Commission, but left state govern-
Township on March 9,            Pennsylvania Insurance Commissioner Joel       ment in 1975.
state police at                 Ario, who called Denenberg ``a true consumer      He then spent more than two decades as a
                                                                                                                                                                                26 W. Main Ave. • Myerstown
Embreeville said.
   Martinez also had mar-
                                   Denenberg on March 18 died at his home
                                                                               television commentator and consumer
                                                                               reporter. He is survived by his wife, Naomi,                                                              717-866-5574
ijuana and drug parapher-
                                                                                                                                                                                 MIKE’S SALMON EGGS
                                in Wayne. The cause was not released.          two brothers and a sister. Funeral services will
nalia, state police said.          Denenberg served as state insurance com-    be private.

                                                                       PA G E 3 3 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
                                                                                                                                                        CREEPS TAKE CHAINSAWS FROM HOUSE
   A 26-year-old Hamburg woman                     March 18, state police said.                   45 feet before striking a ditch, state
                                                                                                                                                 Creeps swiped two chainsaws after entering an
                                                                                                                                              abandoned house through an unlocked door on Detrick
                                                                                                                                              Avenue in Tower City between Dec. 1 and March 20,
fell asleep at the wheel on Hex                      Sara Ruppert's 2007 Chevrolet                police said. Ruppert freed herself and      state police at Schuylkill Haven said.
Highway near Tilden Township on                    Cobalt traveled off the roadway about          was taken to Reading Hospital.                 The victim is Denise Beck, 53, of Tower City, state
                                                                                                                                              police said.

                                                                                                                                                                                 POLICE: PHOENIXVILLE
                                                                                                                                                                                MAN ARRESTED FOR DUI
                                                                                                                                                                                  Damien Getsey, 20, of
                                                                                                                                                                               Phoenixville, was charged
                                                                                                                                                                               with DUI after a traffic
                                                                                                                                                                               accident on the 1100

                                                                                                                                                                               block of Spring City
                                                                                                                                                                               Road in East Pikeland
                                                                                                                                                                               Township on March 18,
                                                                                                                                                                               police said.

   An argument between neighbors escalated into a                                                                                                                                 VEHICLE CRACK UP
                                                                                                                                                                                     IN PALMYRA
                                                                                                               EX-SCHOOL JANITOR
fight on Fairview Road in East Nantmeal Township
on Feb. 26, state police at Embreeville said.                                SLUGS SWIPE STEREO
                                                                            SPEAKERS FROM TRUNK                                                                                   Vehicles driven by
   Kristen Gordon-Watson, 60, and Brian Cox, 40, suf-                                                                                                                          Kylee Helton, 17, of
                                                                             Slugs swiped stereo
                                                                                                            FACES MORE SEX CHARGES
fered minor injuries after the confrontation between                                                                                                                           Campbelltown, and
each other, and both were charged with harassment,                        speakers from the trunk
                                                                          of a vehicle parked on the                                                                           Stephanie Peters, 38, of
state police said.                                                                                                                                                             Palmyra, were involved
                                                                          600 block of West State              AP -- A former janitor at Downingtown West High
                                                                          Street in Kennett Square                                                                             in an accident at Locust
                                                                                                            School already facing charges he had sex with a student
       RETIRED MINISTER GETS                                              between Feb. 21 and
                                                                          March 9, police said.
                                                                                                            is facing a new round of charges related to a pair of 15-
                                                                                                            year-old girls.
                                                                                                                                                                               and Main streets in
                                                                                                                                                                               Palmyra on March 16,

                         MOLESTING 20 years
  8-20AYEARS FOR will spend eight toBOYS
                                                                                                                                                                               police said.
                                                                                                                Joseph Nicholson, 24, was arraigned on March 14                   Nobody was injured.
  AP -- retired minister                                                       POLICE: GAP MAN              on charges including indecent assault and corruption of
                                                                                                                                                                                  Helton was cited with
in prison for molesting two teenage boys.                                      ARRESTED FOR DUI                Authorities say Nicholson kissed and touched one girl
                                                                                                                                                                               a stop sign violation,
   Dennis Spangler, 64, was sentenced on March 17after                       Gordon Lewis, 53, of                                                                              police said.
                                                                                                            and told her and another girl he wanted to have sex with
pleading guilty to indecent assault, indecent exposure                    Gap, was arrested for DUI         them.
and other offenses earlier this month in Lancaster
County Court.
                                                                          after a traffic stop on Route        Nicholson was charged last month with having sex                  POLICE: WANTED MAN
                                                                          30 at Hoffmeier Road in
   Police say Spangler had sexual contact with the teens                  Salisbury Township on
                                                                                                            with another 15-year-old girl. He faces charges includ-
                                                                                                            ing aggravated indecent assault and statutory sexual
                                                                                                                                                                                  SNARED AFTER STOP
between 2007 and 2009 at his Manheim Township home                        March 15, state police at                                                                               A man wanted in
                                                                                                            assault in that case.                                              Florida for a probation
and the Lancaster Airport, where he was a flight instruc-                 Lancaster said.                      Nicholson's attorney, John L. Lachall, declined com-
tor.                                                                                                                                                                           violation was nabbed in
                                                                                                            ment on the latest charges.                                        Brecknock Township on
   Spangler retired from the United Methodist Church in
2007. He surrendered his ministerial credentials after                          POLICE: WOMAN                                                                                  March 16, state police at
charges were filed last September.                                             CHARGED WITH DUI
                                                                             Susan Clower, 27, of             DEATH-ROW INMATE CHANGES                                         Lancaster said.
                                                                                                                                                                                  Willie Sloan, of
                                                                                                                                                                               Tallahassee, Fla., was
                                                                                                               MIND, DOESN’T WANT TO DIE
                                                                          Strasburg, was charged
      POLICE: COATESVILLE MAN ARRESTED FOR DUI                            with DUI after a traffic                                                                             captured after the vehicle
   Kevin McGovern, 31, of Coatesville, was arrested                       stop on Belmont Road in                                                                              he was driving was pulled
                                                                                                                AP -- A man convicted of the rape and murder of a young
for DUI after being stopped for an expired registration                   Paradise on March 18,             mother more than two decades ago in Lancaster County has           over for motor carrier
on Route 322 in East Bradford Township on March 6,                        state police at Lancaster         once again changed his mind about being executed and has           inspection, state police
state police at Embreeville said.                                         said.                             decided that he wants to continue his appeals.                     said.
                                                                                                                Orlando Baez, 48, has been on death row since he was con-
                                                                                                            victed of stabbing, beating and strangling 22-year-old Janice
                                                                                                            "Sissy'' Williams in January 1987. He has always maintained
                                                                                                                                                                               POLICE: COATESVILLE MAN

                                                                                                            that another man was responsible, but last fall said he was in        ARRESTED FOR DUI
                                                                                                            poor health and tired of the legal process and prison and want-       Michael Cummings,
                                                                                                            ed to be put to death.                                             31, of Coatesville, was
                                                                                                                Defense attorneys suggested that his decisions could have      arrested for DUI after a
                                                                                                            been affected by the autoimmune disorder lupus and pain med-       traffic stop on Telegraph

                  AT EAGLES BANQUET HALL
                                                                                                            ication, but Baez said he was of sound mind and didn't want to
                                                                                                            fight the case any more.                                           Road in West Bradford
                                                                                                                On March 13, however, he said he had changed his mind          Township on March 19,
                                                                                                            and wanted to continue his appeals.                                state police at
  116 N. 8th Street • Lebanon, Pa. 17046                                                                        "I no longer want to be executed,'' he told Judge Howard
                                                                                                            Knisely in Lancaster County Court.
                                                                                                                                                                               Embreeville said.
                                                                                                                "You understand that you either win or you'll be executed?''
                                                                                                                                                                                   VEHICLES COLLIDE
           EASTER SUNDAY                                                                                    Deputy Attorney General Christopher Carusone asked Baez.
                                                                                                                "I'm not afraid of either one,'' Baez said. "I died 19 years        ON RAPHO TWP.
                   11 a.m.-2 p.m.                                                                           ago.''                                                                Vehicles driven by
                                                                                                                In 2008, Baez also asked to be executed but later changed      Rose Suarez-Negron, 47,
     ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET INCLUDES                                                                        his mind.
                                                                                                                Lancaster police said Baez stabbed Williams more than 100
                                                                                                                                                                               of Lebanon, and Judith
      • Turkey, Ham, Beef & Baked Fish                                                                      times before walking out, leaving her two small children alone     Cupernall, 58, of
   • Soup & Salad Bar • Hot Vegetable Bar                                                                   in the apartment with their mother's mutilated body. The crime     Manheim, were involved
             • Dairy Beverage Bar                                                                           was discovered when drivers saw the children standing outside      in an accident in Rapho
                                                                                                            in their pajamas and called police.                                Township on March 17,
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    (11 a.m. & 12:30 p.m. times available)            $ 9: 7 to 12 years old • Free: 6 and under            to Lancaster County to decide whether Baez should have             said.
                                                                                                            another hearing. Knisely ordered that a hearing be scheduled
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                                                                                                            within a month to hear testimony from defense witnesses.
                                                                                                                                                                                  Nobody was injured.

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   Goons stole a white
2000 Ford truck from
the parking lot on the
200 block of East
Swedesford Road in
Wayne on March 13,
police said.
   The victim was inside
Five Guys Burgers when
the jerks swiped the truck
that contained expensive
paintball gear and two cell
phones, police said.

      IN EDEN TWP.
   Vehicles driven by
Tiffany Girosso, 22, of
Nottingham, and Manolo
Acuna-Romero, 23, of
Quarryville, were
involved in an accident
on Carmargo Road in
Eden Township on March
13, state police at
Lancaster said.
   Nobody was injured.

   A 2001 Jeep Cherokee
driven by Stacie Rigby,
31, of Strasburg, and a
1994 Oldsmobile driven
by Michael Rapp Jr., 33,
of Lancaster, were
involved in an accident
on Harristown road in
Paradise Township on
March 15, state police at
Lancaster said.
   Nobody was injured.

   A vehicle driven by
Justin Nickle, 23, of
Strasburg, hit two mail-
boxes and a utility pole
during an accident on
Village Road in Strasburg
on March 10, state police
at Lancaster said.
   Nobody was injured.

   Creeps busted two mir-
rors and cracked the front
windshield of a vehicle
that was parked on the
300 block of East South
Street in Kennett Square
on March 5, police said.

                              PA G E 3 5 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
  AP -- Authorities in Berks County seized about 300
pounds of marijuana disguised as a shipment of home
                                                            Paso, Texas, that the drug shipment was on its way.
                                                               Pennsylvania authorities tracked the shipment to a
                                                                                                                             The marijuana was disguised in boxes of ceramic tiles
                                                                                                                          and hidden inside shipping pallets of wallpaper and other
improvement supplies.                                       self-storage unit in Shillington. They arrested 30-year-      home improvement supplies. It's worth an estimated $1.3
  Pennsylvania Attorney General Tom Corbett said            old Billy Robles, of Reading, on March 11 when he             million. Robles is charged with possession with intent to
Berks County police were tipped by authorities in El        signed for it.                                                deliver marijuana, conspiracy and other offenses.

 MOM GETS                                                                                                               JAMES RHOADES
   AP -- A Coatesville
mother charged with hid-
ing evidence in the murder
and dismemberment case
against her son has been
sentenced to six months in
   Cynthia Graves, 51,
entered an Alford plea to
charges of tampering with                                                                                                                                 NATALEE HOLLOWAY
evidence and hindering
prosecution, meaning she                                                                                                                                 COUPLE: ARUBA
did not admit any wrong-
doing but acknowledged                                                                                                                                    PHOTO SHOWS
                                                                                                                                                         HUMAN REMAINS
that prosecutors would
likely win a conviction.
   Graves' attorney said                                                                                                                                  A Lancaster County cou-
she contended she did not                                                                                                                                ple believes an underwater
know her son was being                                                                                                                                   snapshot they took off the
investigated in the case.                                                                                                                                coast of Aruba reveals
   Authorities alleged that                                                                                                                              human remains on the ocean
Graves tried to hide the                                                                                                                                 floor.
                                                                                                                                                            The photo taken by John
vehicle of her son,                                                                                                                                      and Patti Muldowney of
Laquanta Chapman, by                                                                                                                                     Manheim last fall has been
driving it to New Jersey                                                                                                                                 turned over to the FBI, the
and leaving it there. He is                                                                                                                              Intelligencer

                                 DRIVER ACQUITTED
charged in the October                                                                                                                                   Journal/Lancaster New Era
2008 disappearance of 16-                                                                                                                                reported.
year-old Aaron Turner,                                                                                                                                      Patti Muldowney took the
who authorities allege was                                                                                                                               shot while snorkeling near
shot and dismembered and                                                                                                                                 the Caribbean island. Only
his remains left along the                                                                                                                               later did the couple notice
                                                                                                                                                         one photo shows what could

                               IN LAWMAKER’S DEATH
road in trash bags for                                                                                                                                   be a human corpse or skele-
pickup.                                                                                                                                                  ton.
                                                                                                                                                            John Muldowney says he

 POLICE: THIEF                                                                                                                                           has a gut feeling it may be
                                                                                                                                                         Natalee Holloway, the
                                                                                                                                                         Alabama honors student
  REPLACED                       AP -- A jury on March 15 acquitted a man of               greater than 0.3 percent and DUI-incapable of safe driv-      who disappeared in Aruba
                                                                                                                                                         nearly five years ago.
STOLENthief who stole
 AP -- A
         WHEELS               vehicular homicide while driving drunk in a 2008
                              crash that killed a state lawmaker.
                                 Jurors in Stroudsburg decided that Thomas Senavitis
                                                                                              Senavitis, who has already spent nine months in jail,
                                                                                           could get up to two years on the reckless endangerment             POLICE: W.C. MAN
the wheels off a car was      was highly intoxicated but did not cause the crash on        charge, according to his attorney. Bail was denied pend-           ARRESTED FOR DUI
nice enough to replace        state Route 209 in the Poconos that killed state Sen.        ing sentencing.                                                  James Fanfera, 24, of West
them -- albeit with worn      James Rhoades and seriously injured his wife.                   The auto mechanic showed no emotion as the verdict         Chester, was arrested for DUI
tires, police said.              Prosecutors alleged Senavitis, 46, had a blood-alco-      was read, and he did not comment to reporters as he was       after a traffic stop at routes 30
   The thief broke a car      hol level more than four times the legal limit for driving   led out of the courtroom. His wife, Dolores Senavitis, 45,    and 113 in Downingtown on
window overnight on           and his pickup truck crossed a center line and hit           told reporters that the family was gratified by the verdict   March 18, state police at
March 14 and stole the        Rhoades' Cadillac sedan.                                     but that her husband would appeal the convictions.            Embreeville said.
car's stereo and GPS unit        Senavitis' attorney insisted that it was Rhoades who         "I'm happy about what happened,'' she said. "I'm sur-
along with the wheels,        caused the crash by veering into the defendant's lane to     prised there was a nice, fair jury and they actually paid          POLICE: WOMAN
Lancaster police said. The
thief took the time to
                              avoid a minivan parked on the side of the road. He also
                              questioned the reliability of the blood test performed on
                                                                                           attention to what was going on.''
                                                                                              Mary Edith Rhoades, who was seriously injured in
                                                                                                                                                             FACES DUI CHARGE
                                                                                                                                                            Megan Musselman, 25, of
replace the pilfered rims     his client.                                                  the crash, thanked the jury and said her family accepted      Downingtown, was faces a
with other wheels and four       Senavitis was acquitted of homicide by vehicle while      the verdict in a difficult case.                              DUI charge after a traffic
worn tires.                   driving under the influence, aggravated assault while           "No matter what happened, my husband, their dad            stop on Route 3 in West
   Police estimate the loss   DUI and vehicular homicide. He was convicted of reck-        and Poppa wasn't coming back, and nothing would               Goshen on March 9, state
at $850.                      less endangerment, driving with a blood-alcohol level of     change anything,'' she said.                                  police at Embreeville said.

                                                                    PA G E 3 6 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
            1865 Horseshoe Pike
           Annville, PA • (Rt. 322)
    between Fontana & Campbelltown
         (717) 867-1744
PA G E 3 7 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
     POLICE: BOYS CITED FOR UNDERAGE DRINKING                                                                                                 JERK STEALS JEWELRY
   Two 17-year-old boys from St. David’s and Berwyn,            POLICE: WOMAN CITED FOR PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS                     A thug stole several items -- including jewelry --
were cited for underage drinking after a traffic stop on       Melinda Capriolo, 48, of Devon, was cited for                from a residence on the 700 block of Hickory Lane in
Route 252 in Paoli, police said.                             public drunkenness after an incident on East                   Berwyn on March 8, police said.
   The boys were passengers in the vehicle that was          Conestoga Road in Devon on March 8, police said.                  The creep busted a window latch to the laundry
pulled over for operating without tail lights, police                                                                       room, entered the residence and rummaged through
said.                                                                                                                       dresser drawers and jewelry boxes, police said.

                                                                                                                                                              LOSER TRIES TO USE

                                                                                                                                                             CREDIT CARD NUMBER
                                                                                                                                                              A jerk tried to use a
                                                                                                                                                           Wayne resident’s credit
                                                                                                                                                           card number to make an
                                                                                                                                                           online purchase, police
                                                                                                                                                           said. The victim received
                                                                                                                                                           a confirmation message
                                                                                                                                                           concerning the delivery
                                                                                                                                                           of a package that was
                                                                                                                                                           intended for an individual
                                                                                                                                                           unknown to the victim,

   A creep scammed a Good Samaritan out           relative was stranded in London, police said.        tional money, police said. The victim was suspi-
                                                                                                                                                           police said.
                                                                                                                                                              The credit card is in
                                                                                                                                                           the victim’s possession,
of $2,300 recently.                                  The creepy message requested for a wire           cious and called the relative who was in Chicago,   police said.
   The victim, a Paoli resident, received an      transfer for help, police said.                      police said. The relative’s e-mail was hacked
urgent e-mail from somebody believed to be a         After sending $2,300 via Western Union, the       and about 160 people received similar e-mail           POLICE: MAN WROTE
relative in Chicago, and the e-mail stated the    victim received a second e-mail, asking for addi-        request, police said.                                  BAD CHECK
                                                                                                                                                              A man wrote a bad

                                                                                                                                                           check worth $900 to

                                                                                                          POLICE: MAN                                      Woodward Landscape
                                                                                                                                                           Supply in East Pikeland

                                                                                                                                                           Township, police said. An

   Suspects distracted a woman and pilfered a wallet
                                                                                                        BUSTED WITH POT
                                                                                                     A suspect gave police a bogus name and was
                                                                                                                                                           arrest warrant has been
                                                                                                                                                           issued for William Lawler,
                                                                                                                                                           whose last known address
                                                                                                                       busted with 35.6 grams of           was Spring City, police
from her purse in the Trader Joe’s in the Gateway
                                                                                                                       marijuana during a traffic          said. Anybody with infor-
Shopping Center on the 100 block of East Swedesford                                                                                                        mation on Lawler’s where-
Road on March 8, police said.                                                                                    stop at Valley Road in Coatesville
                                                                                                                   on Feb. 25, city police said.           abouts is asked to contact
   The victim’s zippered purse was on the top level of                                                                                                     police at (610) 935-0606.
her shopping cart when a black female engaged in a con-                                                      Wendell Wesley was pulled over
versation in the frozen food aisle, police said.                                                              because his vehicle went through a
   The female is about 5-foot-4, 35 to 45 years old with                                                         stop sign, police said.                     CREEPY LOSERS STEAL
long-braided hair below her shoulders, police said.                                                                  Wesley initially identified            COINS FROM RESIDENCE
   When the victim turned around, she noticed a male                                                        himself as "John Griffey," police said.           Creeps stole coins
and female standing in the handle area of her cart and                                                    Wesley had a DUI-related suspended               from a residence on the
the purse was unzipped, police said.                                                                  license, police said.                                500 block of Gregory
   The black male is described to be about 5-8, 35 years                                                The marijuana was found in a backpack              Lane in Berwyn, police
old with medium build, and the second female was                                                 that was on the passenger side of the vehicle,            said.
about 5-5 and wore a hat or hair wrap, police said.                                              police said.
                                                                                                                                                            POLICE: MAN CITED FOR
                                     MACK TRUCK,                 LOWLIFES SMASH
   POLICE: I.D.                     VEHICLE COLLIDE                WINDSHIELD               TROOPERS BAG DUI SUSPECTS                                       PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS
                                                                                                                                                              Joseph Sweeney, 44, of
     THIEVES                      A Mack Truck driven by
                               Steven Frey, 63, of
                                                               Bozos smashed the rear
                                                            windshield of a vehicle            DURING CRACKDOWN                                            Wayne, was cited for
                                                                                                                                                           public drunkenness after
    STEAL $$$
  Thugs withdrew about
                               Narvon, and a 1996
                               Chevrolet Cavalier driven
                               by Christopher Moran, 48,
                                                            parked on the 500 block of
                                                            South Broad Street in
                                                            Kennett Square on March 4,
                                                                                               Troopers arrested five suspects for DUI during a
                                                                                            checkpoint on Route 30 in Paradise Township recently,
                                                                                                                                                           an incident at the
                                                                                                                                                           Strafford Train Station in
                                                            police said.                    state police at Lancaster said.                                Wayne on March 6,
$1,000 from a Wayne man’s      of Coatesville, were                                                                                                        police said.
                               involved in an accident on                                      One suspect was arrested for possession of a small
bank account recently,                                                                      amount of marijuana, state police said.
police said.                   Birdell Road in Honey             KNUCKLEHEADS
   The jerks took the          Brook Township on Feb.
                                                              STEAL SATELLITE RADIO
                                                                                               A separate roving detail bagged three DUI suspects,             PUNKS WRAPPED
                                                                                            two of them being drug related, state police said.
money from ATM machines
in      Bensalem         and
                               26, state police at
                               Embreeville said.
                                                               Slugs swiped a Sirius                                                                         VEHICLE WITH PLASTIC
                                                            satellite radio receiver from                                                                     Punks wrapped a
Philadelphia by using the         Nobody was injured.       a vehicle parked on the 100               VEHICLES CRACK UP IN EAST WHITELAND                  woman’s vehicle with
victim’s debit card informa-                                block of Scarlett Alley in         Vehicles driven by Thomas Regan, 64, of West                plastic on the unit block
tion, police said.
   The victim’s debit card
                                POLICE: MAN ARRESTED        Kennett Square on March 3,
                                                            police said.
                                                                                            Chester, and John Tomas, 55, of Downingtown, were
                                                                                            involved in an accident on Route 202 in East
                                                                                                                                                           of Salem Way in Malvern
was still in his possession    FOR PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS                                       Whiteland Township on March 4, state police at
                                                                                                                                                           on March 6, police said.
when the thefts occurred,         Andrew Steele 22, of           HOODLUMS TAKE              Embreeville said. Tomas and his passenger, Johnalyn
police said.                   Landenberg, was arrested
                                                                  VIDEO GAMES               Toms, 41, of Downingtown, had minor injuries and                   GOONS GRAB GPS
                               for public drunkenness
     KNUCKLEHEADS              after an incident in New        Losers stole several xBox    were taken to Paoli Hospital, state police said.                  UNIT FROM VEHICLE
                               Garden on Feb. 28, police    games from a residence on                                                                         Goons grabbed a GPS
      STEAL iPOD               said. Police were called     the 200 block of East                      VEHICLES COLLIDE IN WEST NANTMEAL                   unit from a vehicle
   Punks pilfered an iPod                                   Cypress Street in Kennett          A vehicle driven by a Honey Brook girl and Cynthia          parked on the 300 block
                               about a person yelling       Square on March 3, police
from a location on the 100                                                                  Stewart, 51, of Mohnton, were involved in an accident          of South Union Street in
block of Race Street in        obscenities in the 8900      said. The games were sitting
Kennett Square on Feb. 24,     block of Gap Newport         on top of the console before    on Route 82 in West Nantmeal Township on March 3,              Kennett Square on March
police said.                   Pike, officials said.        the theft.                      state police at Embreeville said.                              5, police said.
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  © 2010 World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. All rights reserved.

    The celebrities at WrestleMania                       the wrestlers are the stars.                  XVII, XX, XXI and III as one of the         WWE Championship at Summer Slam
XXVI are the wrestlers. And that’s a                         Shawn Michaels. Undertaker. John           best in WWE (World Wrestling                against Bret "The Hitman" Hart, whose
good thing.                                               Cena. Batista. Edge. Chris Jericho.           Entertainment) history. The level of suc-   character was a villain in the United
    Celebrities can add to the                                       And, yes, even Bret "The           cess will be determined by the wrestlers    States (and a hero in Canada). Michaels
excitement and interest level,                                       Hitman" Hart.                      in the ring. Just the way it should be.     was the guest referee. After Hart spit on
but often they are a distraction.                                       The focus on the wrestlers         The following is a preview of            him, Michaels tried to hit his storyline
If the focus is on the celebrities                                   and the wrestling has resulted     WrestleMania XXVI:                          and real-life rival with a chair, only to
instead of how the celebrities                                       in storylines that make sense                                                  strike the Undertaker instead, costing
can enhance the event – for                                          and an excellent build-up for                      MATCHES                     him the championship. Two months
example, the outstanding use of                                      these matches. The other                                                       later, Michaels faced the Undertaker in
                                                                                                               (as of Sun., March 21)
Mike Tyson enhanced the main                                         important element this year is                                                 the first Hell in a Cell match. Michaels
event of WrestleMania XIV –                                          there is real doubt about who         SHAWN MICHAELS vs. UNDERTAKER            was victorious when Kane, in his debut
then the celebrities can detract
from the quality of
                                           ERIC                      will win many of these match-
                                                                     es. The element of surprise
                                                                                                                 Michaels’ career vs.
                                                                                                          Undertaker’s undefeated streak
                                                                                                                                                    as the Undertaker’s brother, tore the
                                                                                                                                                    door off the cage and cost Undertaker
WrestleMania rather than add               FISHER                    adds to the feelings of intrigue      A rematch from last year’s classic
                                                                                                        WrestleMania XXV confrontation,
                                                                                                                                                    the match.
to it.                                                               and suspense necessary for                                                        Undertaker and Michaels continued to
    At this Sunday’s WrestleMania (7                      truly great professional wrestling.           which was won by the Undertaker.            excel in the WWE, although Michaels
p.m., pay-per-view) from the University                      WrestleMania XXVI has the potential           History: The rivalry between these       missed several years due to a back
of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Ariz.,                    to earn a place alongside WrestleManias       all-time greats goes back to Aug. 3,
                                                                                                        1997. Undertaker was defending his                Continued on next page
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                                                                                                                                           PREDICTION: Could Michaels’ sto-
   Continued from previous page
injury. Although they both remained at
                                                                            AT A GLANCE                                                 ried career truly be over? Maybe it
                                                                                                                                        means nothing, but DX won the tag
the top of the WWE, the paths of these                                                                                                  team championships in December in San
future Hall of Famers rarely crossed –                                                                                                  Antonio, Michaels’ hometown. In hind-
with the notable exception of a tremen-                                                                                                 sight, winning a final championship in
dous extended two-man ending to the                                                                                                     his hometown may have been an omen
2007 Royal Rumble. Until last year.                                                                                                     that Michaels is retiring. Without relying
Michaels challenged Undertaker to a                                                                                                     on any inside knowledge, I predict that
match at WrestleMania XXV, claiming                                                                                                     Undertaker extends his streak to 18-0,
he was going to end the Undertaker’s                                                                                                    sending "Mr. WrestleMania," as
legendary undefeated streak at the                                                                                                      Michaels is known, off into the sunset
biggest annual event.                                                                                                                   with one more outstanding
   The WrestleMania XXV match                                                                                                           WrestleMania moment as he bids an
between Michaels and the Undertaker                                                                                                     emotional farewell to the WWE and its
                                                 WHAT: WrestleMania XXVI • WHEN: 7 p.m., March 28                                       fans.
surpassed all expectations. In an other-       WHERE: The University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Ariz.
wise mediocre WrestleMania, this match                            TV: Pay-per-view.
carried the card. There were moments                                                                                                        BRET HART vs. VINCE MCMAHON
when you were certain Michaels was         title shot, then he should earn it by win-   If Michaels loses, then his career is over.                (No holds barred)
going to win; there were moments when      ning the Royal Rumble. But Michaels          In a fantastic response, Michaels said,            This match is the perfect example of
you were certain the Undertaker was        failed to win the Rumble. A distraught       "You don’t get it. If I can’t beat you at       why you never say never in professional
going to win. In the end, the Undertaker   Michaels then lost a series of matches,      WrestleMania, I have no career."                wrestling.
prevailed in one of the greatest           including losing the tag teams titles with      Undertaker and Michaels have                    History: Bret Hart is one of the most
WrestleMania matches in history,           his Degeneration X partner Triple H.         sparred back and forth – verbally, physi-       honored and revered wrestlers in WWE
improving his WrestleMania record to           When the Undertaker turned down          cally and psychologically – in this beau-       history. He learned the trade wrestling
17-0.                                      Michaels’ challenge again, Michaels got      tifully executed storyline. Which will          for his father, Stu Hart, in his Calgary-
   STORYLINE: The loss to the              revenge by interfering in an elimination     end, Undertaker’s streak or Michaels’           based Stampede Wrestling. He joined
Undertaker at last year’s WrestleMania     chamber match in February, costing the       career? Fans will be on the edge of their       the WWE in 1984, kicking around the
has been eating away at Michaels. He       Undertaker the World Championship.           seats Sunday waiting to find out, and           bottom of the card and the mid-card for
became obsessed with avenging that         Undertaker then told Michaels he would       that’s proof that pro wrestling at its          a couple years as he honed his skills and
loss. Michaels challenged the              face him at WrestleMania, but Michaels       finest features simple storylines centered      his reputation. In 1986, he joined Jim
Undertaker, who told him if he wanted a    would have to put his career on the line.    around what happens in the ring.                "The Anvil" Neidhart (his brother-in-

                                                                  PA G E 4 0 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
                                 SHAWN MICHAELS’ CAREER HIGHLIGHTS
   OCT. 27, 1992: Wins                   Hart to win the WWE Championship               Series in the infamous "Montreal
Intercontinental Championship by         in an Iron Man Match at                        screwjob," arguably the most contro-
defeating the British Bulldog            WrestleMania XII in Anaheim, Calif.            versial match in wrestling history
   JUNE 6, 1993: Defeats former tag-        JAN. 17, 1997: Regains WWE                     NOV. 17, 2002: Defeats Triple H to
team partner Marty Janetty to regain     Championship by defeating Sycho                win the World Championship
the Intercontinental Championship        Sid at the Royal Rumble in San                    JAN. 29, 2007: Teams with John
   OCT. 28, 1994: Teams with Diesel      Antonio, Texas                                 Cena to defeat Randy Orton and
(Kevin Nash) to defeat the                  MAY 25, 1997: Teams with Stone              Edge for the WWE Tag Team
Headshrinkers to win the WWE Tag         Cold Steve Austin to defeat Owen               Championships
Team Championship.                       Hart and Davey Boy Smith for the                  MARCH 30, 2008: Defeats Ric
   JULY 23, 1995: Defeats Jeff Jarrett   Tag Team Championships.                        Flair at WrestleMania XXIV in Flair’s
to win the Intercontinental                 OCT. 5, 1997: Defeats the                   "retirement" match
Championship.                            Undertaker – with help from Kane,                 DEC. 13, 2009: Teams with
   SEPT. 24, 1995: Teams with Diesel     who was making his debut – in the              Triple H to defeat Big Show and
to defeat Owen Hart and Yokozuna to      first Hell in a Cell match                     Chris Jericho for the unified World
win the Tag Teacm Championships.            NOV. 9, 1997: Defeats Bret Hart for         Tag Team Championships.
   MARCH 31, 1996: Defeats Bret          the WWE Championship at Survivor                                      -- Eric Fisher

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                                   law) and manager Jimmy Hart in forming        then a broadcaster, started to call Hart                Cold Steve Austin, Vader and the
                                   the Hart Foundation. Neidhart provided        "The Excellence of Execution" out of                    Undertaker (the previous three in a four-
                                   the muscle; Hart provided the technical       respect for his wrestling ability. Hart                 way match for the title) and, finally, the
                                   skill. They became one of the top tag         lived up to that moniker by defeating Mr.               Undertaker. Hart also put in stellar per-
                                   teams in an excellent tag team era, win-      Perfect Curt Hennig in a mat classic at                 formances in losses to his younger broth-
                                   ning the tag team championships from the      Summer Slam in 1991. Other great                        er Owen at WrestleMania X and Shawn
                                   British Bulldogs on Jan. 26, 1987, then       Intercontinental matches included regain-               Michaels in an Iron Man match at
                                   winning tag team gold again in 1990, this     ing the belt from Roddy Piper at                        WrestleMania XII. Hart described himself
                                   time as "good guys" against                   WrestleMania VIII and losing the belt to                as "The best there is, the best there was,
                                   Demolition at Summer                             Davey Boy Smith (the British Bulldog)                and the best there ever will be," and he
                                   Slam.                                              in another all-time classic match                  seemed determined to prove it every
                                      Although Hart and                                 from Wembley Stadium in London.                  match.
                                   Neidhart formed a                                        Hart broke through to win the                   The final chapter – or so it seemed – in
                                   terrific team, it was                                  WWE Championship from Ric                      Hart’s WWE career came when, with the
                                   clear that "The                                         Clair on Oct. 12, 1992, in                    apparent blessing of Vince McMahon,
                                   Hitman" was                                             Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, the                  Hart was going to leave WWE for rival
                                   breaking out                                           same city in which Hart made his               WCW (World Championship Wrestling).
                                   into a solo star.                                     professional debut on May 2,                    Hart was willing to lose the champi-
                                   WWE legend                                          1978. He won the WWE                              onship, but didn’t want to lose it in
                                   Gorilla                                             Championship four more times,
                                   Monsoon,                                           defeating Yokozuna, Diesel, Stone                         Continued on next page

 THE UNDERTAKER’S                                                                                   BRET HART’S WWE CAREER HIGHLIGHTS
                                                                                                JAN. 26, 1987: Wins WWE                     Canada, to win the WWE champi-
   ’MANIA STREAK                                                                              Tag Team Championship with
                                                                                               Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart,
                                                                                                                                            onship for the first time.
                                                                                                                                               MARCH 20, 1994: Regains
           Record: 17-0                                                                        defeating the British Bulldogs.              WWE Championship by defeating
WRESTLEMANIA VII: Jimmy                                                                           AUG. 27, 1990: Hart                       Yokozuna at WrestleMania X in
Snuka                                                                                            Foundation (Hart and                       Madison Square Garden (after
VIII: Jake "The Snake" Roberts                                                                     Neidhart) defeat                         losing to his brother, Owen, in a
IX: Giant Gonzalez                                                                                 Demolition in 2-out-of-3                 classic match in the night’s open-
XI: King Kong Bundy                                                                                falls match at Summer                    ing match)
XII: Diesel                                                                                       Slam in the Spectrum to                      NOV. 19, 1995: Defeats Diesel
XIII: Sycho Sid                                                                                     win the Tag Team                        (Kevin Nash) to win the WWE
XIV: Kane                                                                                             Championships.                        Championship at Survivor Series
XV: Big Boss Man (Hell in a                                                                               AUG. 26, 1991: Wins               in Landover, Md.
Cell)                                                                                                  Intercontinental                        FEB. 16, 1997: Wins WWE
XVII: Triple H                                                                                         Championship by                      Championship by surviving a four-
XVIII: Ric Flair
XIX: Big Show and A-Train                                                                             defeating "Mr. Perfect"               way match with Stone Cold Steve
XX: Kane                                                                                             Curt Hennig in a classic               Austin, Vader and the Undertaker
XXI: Randy Orton                                                                                    match at Summer Slam in                 in Chatanooga, Tenn.
XXII: Mark Henry (casket                                                                         Madison Square Garden.                        AUG. 3, 1997: Wins WWE
match)                                                                                        APRIL 5, 1992: Wins                           Championship for the fifth time by
XXIII: Batista (won World                                                                  Intercontinental Championship by                 defeating the Undertaker at
Championship)                                                                              defeating Roddy Piper at                         Summer Slam in East Rutherford,
XXIV: Edge (won World                                                                      WrestleMania VIII in Indianapolis.               N.J. (with Shawn Michaels as the
Championship)                                                                                 OCT. 12, 1992: Defeats Ric Flair              guest referee)
XXV: Shawn Michaels                                                                        in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan,                                               -- Eric Fisher

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          Continued from previous page                      at WrestleMania. Hart, however, removed his cast,          the feud: Cena has had great difficulty against "The
                                                            revealing that the injury was a set-up to sucker           Animal," giving Batista a psychological edge.
Montreal to Shawn Michaels, a real life rival whom          McMahon into accepting the match.                             PREDICTION: Cena finally overcomes Batista,
Hart didn’t respect because Michaels had given up              PREDICTION: Hart, who suffered a stroke in 2002,        winning the WWE championship. A possible swerve
titles rather than lose them in the ring on more than one   is no longer the technical marvel he once was in the       involves Cena getting involved in the Bret Hart-Vince
occasion. Consequently, McMahon deceived Hart into          ring. However, his interviews indicate that he may still   McMahon match, causing McMahon to cheat Cena out
thinking his match with Michaels in Montreal (Nov. 9,       be a master at ring psychology. Expect a physical          of the championship.
1997) would end in disqualification, but McMahon            match that isn’t a technical masterpiece, yet keeps the
called for the bell as soon as Michaels put Hart in the     crowd at a frenzied pitch. It ends with Hart putting
sharpshooter, Hart’s own move, making Michaels the          McMahon in the sharpshooter, finally                                    EDGE vs. CHRIS JERICHO
winner. In the aftermath, Hart spit on McMahon at           getting his revenge after more than                                      (World Championship)
ringside and, after showering, knocked McMahon off          12 long years.                                               Another simple formula for a potentially terrific
his feet with a punch that left McMahon bruised and                                                                     match. Edge and Jericho, two of the most charismatic
wobbly.                                                                                                                 and obnoxious wrestlers, won the unified WWE Tag
    STORYLINE: Bret Hart returned to the WWE this              JOHN CENA vs. BATISTA                                     Team Championship last June. Shortly thereafter,
year to "bury the hatchet" and put the Montreal                 (WWE Championship)                                         Edge tore an Achilles’ tendon. Jericho got a new
screwjob behind him. In a surreal scene, Hart and              This match pits two of the                                    partner (Big Show) and proceeded to verbally
Michaels made up and exchanged a heartfelt hug on           WWE’s biggest stars against                                      tear down Edge, who was expected to be side-
RAW. McMahon, however, again deceived Hart. He              one another. The storyline is                                   lined through WrestleMania. Edge made a sur-
pretended to bury the hatchet, then stabbed Hart in the     that Batista is jealous that Cena,                             prising return at the Royal Rumble, winning the
back. McMahon has                                           with his movies, CDs and popu-                                 event and earning a shot at whichever champi-
also had Batista                                            lar merchandise, has become the                                    onship he chose at WrestleMania. These two
attack Hart, inter-                                         face of the WWE.                                                      are golden on the microphone and excellent
twining the Cena-                                              The motivation from Cena’s                                              in the ring.
Batista and Hart-                                           standpoint is that after he won the                                                 PREDICTION: Edge seems
McMahon story-                                              WWE title in a brutal elimination                                                  poised to defeat Jericho and
lines. Finally, with                                        chamber match last month, he was                                                     win the championship, but I
Hart hobbled by a                                           forced to defend the title immedi-                                                      don’t see both Cena and
broken leg sus-                                             ately against a fresh and                                                                     Edge prevailing.
tained in a car acci-                                       rested Batista, who cap-                                                                         Only one of them
dent caught on                                              tured the champi-                                                                                  will leave
tape, McMahon                                               onship. Batista has                                                                                  WrestleMania
accepts Hart’s                                              physically brutal-                                                                                    with a title.
chal-                                                       ized Cena several
lenge for                                                   times, adding an
a match                                                      additional layer to

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                                                     match. Rhodes will side with Orton, maybe with              the other matches, this one feels sort of thrown together
              TRIPLE H VS. SHEAMUS                   Rhodes getting the pin on DiBiase, leaving Orton a bad      at the last minute as a way to get these four wrestlers
   During last month’s elimination chamber match,    guy and turning DiBiase into a good guy.                    on the card.
which was eventually won by John Cena, Triple H                                                                      PREDICTION: Miz and Big Show retain their
pinned Sheamus, ending his first WWE Championship                                                                titles.
reign. Sheamus has attacked Triple H several times           MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH
since then.                                                (Participants: Christian, Kane, Shelton
   PREDICTION: Sheamus needs this win more than        Benjamin, Evan Bourne, MVP, Dolph Ziggler,                           C.M. PUNK vs. REY MYSTERIO
Triple H. Sheamus in an upset.                           Drew McIntyre, Matt Hardy, Jack Swagger)                                      (Street fight)
                                                        The winner is the wrestler who can climb the ladder         The slow build to this matchup has featured, with
                                                     and get the briefcase hanging above the ring. The brief-    apologies to Bret Hart, excellent execution. The feud
RANDY ORTON vs. TED DIBIASE vs. CODY RHODES          case contains a contract enabling the winner to chal-       started with Mysterio pinning Punk during an elimina-
                 (Triple threat match)               lenge for either the WWE or World Championship any          tion chamber match in February, costing Punk a chance
   The storyline in this match is that               time during the next 12 months. The problem is there        to win the World Championship.
Orton took younger wrestlers Rhodes                  are eight other competitors – willing to use ladders as        Mysterio then distracted Punk during his Money in
and DiBiase under his wing in a                      weapons – standing in the way. Past winners include         the Bank qualifying match against Shelton Benjamin,
wrestling stable consisting of                       Edge and C.M. Punk, both of whom used the contract          costing him an opportunity to win Money in the Bank
second- and third-generation                         to win world titles.                                        for a third time. Punk has responded by assaulting
professional wrestlers.                                  PREDICTION: McIntyre is Mr. McMahon’s                   Mysterio, with the help of henchman Luke Gallows,
   Legacy, as the group was                            anointed one in the storyline, but McIntyre isn’t ready   several times on Smackdown and, on one occasion, ter-
called, paid dividends, with                           to challenge for the big titles – yet. Christian would    rorizing Mysterio and his family on his daughter’s
Orton winning the WWE                                  be fantastic with the championship contract,                      birthday.
Championship and Rhodes and                            especially if his old tag-team partner Edge                              The final twist to this match came Friday,
DiBiase winning tag-team gold.                         wins the World Championship. My choice                                   when Punk and Serena helped Gallows
However, the relationships have                        is Christian.                                                             defeat Mysterio, causing the added stip-
frayed, with the final straw com-                                                                                                  ulation that if Punk wins Sunday,
ing in last month’s elimination                                                                                                     Mysterio must join Punk’s "Straight
chamber, when DiBiase took a                             JOHN MORRISON & R-TRUTH                                                     Edge Society."
metal pipe slipped into the cage by
Rhodes and used it on Orton, whom                        vs. THE MIZ & THE BIG SHOW                                                      PREDICTION: The logical
                                                            (Unified World Tag Team                                                   choice is for Mysterio to win. But
he pinned. Since that time, Rhodes                                                                                                    there’s something intriguing about
and DiBiase have been at odds with                                Championship)
                                                                  The intriguing part of                                                Mysterio being forced to join
Orton.                                                                                                                                  Punk’s Straight Edge Society.
   A key element of the storyline is                              this match is that The
                                                                     Miz and John                                                        Punk wins in an excellent match.
how well Rhodes and DiBiase
will work together this                                                Morrison used to
Sunday.                                                                 form a terrific
   PREDICTION: I                                                         tag team. In con-
smell a swerve in this                                                   trast to most of


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                                                             PA G E 4 3 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
EPIC BATTLES                                                                                                               © 2010 World Wrestling Entertainment,
                                                                                                                                  Inc. All rights reserved.

                                                                                                                            HART vs. AUSTIN
                                                                                                                                 WrestleMania XIII

                   ne year ago, I selected the top 25      (bad guy/good guy) turn. By the end of this        Undertaker top it this year?
                   WrestleMania matches. Last year’s       match, the fans are vociferously booing Hart          4. KURT ANGLE vs. SHAWN
                   instant classic between the             and wildly cheering for Austin. Hart and           MICHAELS (XXI, Los Angeles): Another
         Undertaker and Shawn Michaels (No. 3)             Austin use their actions to tell a story, which    great example of story-telling in the ring. An
         forced me to revise the list.                     is what professional wrestling is all about.       amazing match.
            The list is subjective. It could change from      2. RANDY SAVAGE vs. RICKY                          5. TLC (XVII, Houston): Edge and
         month to month. One week from now, per-           STEAMBOAT (III, Pontiac, Mich.): An all-           Christian, Matt and Jeff Hardy, and D-Von
         haps with a new addition or two from              time classic that still holds up after all these   and Bubba Ray Dudley brought the house
         WrestleMania XXVI, it could change again.         years.                                             down with this innovative Tables, Ladders
            In one man’s opinion, these are the top 26        3. UNDERTAKER vs. SHAWN                         and Chairs match. (You thought TLC stood
         WrestleMania matches of all-time:                 MICHAELS (XXV, Houston): An outstand-              for Tender Loving Care?)
         (XIII, Chicago): An outstanding brawl fea-
                                                           ing match featuring two of the all-time best,
                                                           this breaks into the top 5 WrestleMania
                                                                                                                 6. HULK HOGAN vs. ANDRE THE
                                                                                                              GIANT (III, Pontiac, Mich.): The match that
FISHER   turing a perfectly executed double heel/face      matches of all-time. Can Michaels and              arguably sold the most tickets in wrestling

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                                                                                                                                                          Inc. All rights reserved.

                                                                                                                       HOGAN vs.
                                                                                                                      THE WARRIOR
                                                                                                                         WrestleMania VI

   SAVAGE vs.
    WrestleMania III

                                                    © 2010 World
                                                Entertainment, Inc. All
                                                   rights reserved.

history. Not a technical masterpiece, but   match that might bring a tear to your            CHRIS BENOIT VS. HHH (XX,                     match featuring a surprising ending.
the magnitude of this match earns it a      eye.                                             N.Y.): As good a triple-threat match as       This is the best of the Austin-Rock
top-10 ranking.                                10. BRET HART vs. OWEN                        you’ll ever see. This match may have          WrestleMania encounters, all of which
   7. KURT ANGLE vs. BROCK                  HART (X, N.Y.): The Hart brothers put            ranked higher on this list except the feel-   were good.
LESNAR (XIX, Seattle): Two former           on a wrestling clinic in the opening             good moment of seeing Benoit finally             15. HULK HOGAN vs. ULTIMATE
NCAA wrestling champions battle it out      match of WrestleMania X. Perfect exe-            win the world title is spoiled by the         WARRIOR (VI, Toronto): An exciting
in this tremendous WWE championship         cution, with younger brother Owen                knowledge that Benoit kills himself and       match in which Hogan passes the torch
match. Lesnar is the current Ultimate       pulling off the upset of Bret, who won           his family a few years later.                 to the Warrior.
Fighting heavyweight champion.              the world title later that night.                   13. BRET HART vs. SHAWN                       16. MONEY IN THE BANK
   8. SHAWN MICHAELS vs.                       11. SHAWN MICHAELS vs.                        MICHAELS (XII, Anaheim): What do              LADDER MATCH (XXI, Los
RAZOR RAMON (X, N.Y.): Michaels             CHRIS JERICHO (XIX, Seattle): An                 you do with two of the best wrestlers of      Angeles): This ranks at the top of the
and Ramon brought ladder matches to         often-overlooked match because no title          all-time? Give them an hour to entertain      now-annual MITB WrestleMania match-
the masses with this dramatic confronta-    was on the line and it is on the same            the fans on your biggest show of the          es because it was so innovative.
tion.                                       card as Angle vs. Lesnar and Steve               year. An excellent iron man match                17. THE ROCK vs. HULK
   9. SHAWN MICHAELS vs. RIC                Austin vs. The Rock (which turns out to          between two real-life rivals.                 HOGAN (XVIII, Toronto): The emotion
FLAIR (XXIV, Orlando): Flair’s retire-      be Austin’s final match).                           14. THE ROCK vs. STEVE
ment match. An incredibly emotional            12. SHAWN MICHAELS vs.                        AUSTIN (XVII, Houston): A terrific                  Continued on next page

                                                                          PA G E 4 5 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
                                                           INDUCTEES INTO THE WWE HALL OF FAME
      STU HART: The patriarch of the famous Hart                    "MILLION DOLLAR MAN" TED DIBIASE:                              WENDI RICHTER: A two-time WWE Women’s
   Family. Father of Bret and Own Hart and grandfather           Ted DiBiase was a terrific second-generation wrestler,         Champion, Richter defeated the Fabulous Moolah,
   of current WWE wrestlers David Hart Smith and                 as fans of the old UWF (Universal Wrestling                    ending her 28-year title reign, at 1984’s The Brawl to
   Natalya. Ran Stampede Wrestling, based in Calgary,            Federation) can attest, but his popularity reached new         End It All, which was broadcast on MTV. This event,
   for nearly 40 years. Best-known for the many                  heights in 1987 when he was transformed into "The              along with Richter’s association with rock star Cyndi
   wrestlers he trained in "The Dungeon" in the base-            Million Dollar Man." The Million Dollar Man’s                  Lauper, set the stage for the "Rock ’n Wrestling
   ment of the Hart’s home in Calgary. Died, Oct. 16,            mantra was "everybody has a price," which he proved            Connection" and the first WrestleMania.
   2003.                                                         by paying Andre the Giant to win the WWE
                                                                 Championship then hand it over to him, a title change             MAURICE "MAD DOG" VACHON: Known for
      GORGEOUS GEORGE: Born George Wagner,                       not recognized by the WWE. He is the father of                 his brutal and unorthodox brawling, Vachon had his
   he reincarnated himself as Gorgeous George, and the           WWE superstar Ted DiBiase.                                     greatest success in the Midwest-based AWA. During a
   professional wrestling world was never the same.                                                                             WWE pay-per-view event in May of 1996, Diesel
   With his platinum blond hair, fancy robes and servant            ANTONIO INOKI: The WWE goes international                   took the retired Vachon’s prosthetic leg and he and
   spraying perfume, the flamboyant Gorgeous George              by honoring this legendary Japanese wrestler and pro-          Shawn Michaels hit each other with it during their
   melded perfectly with the new phenomenon of home              moter. Inoki founded New Japan Pro Wrestling,                  WWE Championship match.
   television during the 1940s and ‘50s. Muhammad Ali            where he was both a successful promoter and beloved               (Highlights from the WWE Hall of Fame
   has credited Gorgeous George with influencing his             champion. Inoki is best-known in the United States             Ceremony, which takes place Saturday night at the
   promotional style. Wagner died in 1963.                       for his wrestler vs. boxer match with Muhammad Ali             Dodge Theater in Phoenix, Ariz., can be seen the
                                                                 on June 26, 1976.                                              same night at 11 p.m. on USA Network.)

           Continued from previous page
in this match is absolutely incredible. The crowd makes this
match, but Hogan and Rock deserve tons of credit for adjust-
                                                                                         PIPER & ORNDORFF vs. HOGAN & MR. T
ing to the crowd’s reaction and turning this into a memorable                                                The first WrestleMania
    18. EDGE vs. UNDERTAKER (XXIV, Orlando):
Another great match between two of the best. Undertaker
improved his unblemished WrestleMania record to 16-0.
Houston): Another match that sometimes gets overlooked
because of the other great matches on the same card. This is
another wrestling clinic.
Indianapolis): The build-up to this match, with Flair implying
he had a prior relationship with Savage’s girlfriend, Miss
Elizabeth, was pure gold. Manager Bobby "The Brain"
Heenan and Executive assistant Curt "Mr. Perfect" Hennig
added immensely to the story-telling, and Flair and Savage
delivered in the ring.
    21. EDGE vs. MICK FOLEY (XXII, Chicago): Edge
helps Foley attain his "WrestleMania moment" with this fan-
tastic hardcore match.
Los Angeles): A terrific "retirement" match with an emotion-
al post-match surprise.
ORNDORFF (I, N.Y.): The match that launched the
WrestleMania rocket ship. Without the success of this match,
WrestleMania may have been a one-year venture.
Indianapolis): A wonderful match between friends, with
Piper (now a good guy) fighting his bad-guy demons as well
as fighting Hart.
Tyson is referee) (XIV, Boston): The build-up for this
match, with tension between Austin and Tyson (and Vince
McMahon), was fantastic. Michaels, who has been accused of
using injuries as excuses to avoid losing titles in the ring,
deserves credit for fighting through back problems that would
sideline him for the next four years to put on this tremendous
undercard match that mixes terrific technical wrestling with
wonderful storytelling.
    HONORABLE MENTION: 20-man Battle Royal featur-
ing NFL players (II, Chicago); the British Bulldogs vs. Greg
Valentine/Brutus Beefcake (II, Chicago); Hulk Hogan vs.
Randy Savage (V, Atlantic City); Shawn Michaels vs. Diesel
(XI, Hartford); Triangle Ladder Match (XVI, Anaheim);
Undertaker vs. HHH (XVII, Houston); Eddie Guerrero vs.
Kurt Angle (XX, N.Y.); Randy Orton/Batista/Ric Flair vs. The                                       © 2010 World Wrestling Entertainment,
                                                                                                          Inc. All rights reserved.
Rock/Mick Foley (XX, N.Y.); John Cena vs. HHH (XXII,
Chicago); Undertaker vs. Batista (XXIII, Pontiac, Mich.)

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                                                                                                                                IT’S TIME FOR

   Ahh, the month of March is upon us. Time for the
anticipation for the upcoming baseball season to reach its
peak, for sports fans to pack sports bars and
watch as work productivity dips and college
basketball excitement rises. Also for the
WWF, WWE, WCW or whatever acronym the
                                                              applauded for cultivating a fanbase who either is of the
                                                              average age that leaves them too young to order pay-per-
                                                                           view without parental consent, while others
                                                                           gather their six packs of Natural Light and
                                                                           gather in the clubhouse of the neighborhood
                                                                           mobile home community to view the event,
                                                                                                                                WRESTLING FANS
                                                                                                                                TO DO SOMETHING
                                                                                                                                    Why do people watch overhyped steroid popping oiled
                                                                                                                                up actors ‘competing’ in bout after bout of staged compe-
                                                                                                                                tition where the outcome is unknown only to the viewer?
                                                                                                                                    Sorry, it’s just not my cup of tea.
                                                                                                                                    Enjoy your male soap opera that is inferior to “The
                                                                                                                                Sopranos,” “Entourage” or “Seinfeld” in every way possi-
wrestling entertainment company is going by                                and still turns in a profitable business year in     ble when it comes to entertainment. While you’re wasting
these days, it’s also time for Wrestlemania.                               and year out.                                        your time and money, I’ll be the guy catching the elite
   As a sports purist, fan of the ball and stick                               The whole premise of the event oozes of          eight of the NCAA tournament and grabbing a beer at an
sports, which offer competition in it’s truest                             overcompensation for shortcomings. The               All-American sports bar, enjoying honest, wholesome and
sense, WrestleMania isn’t even a blip on the radar                         character actors masquerading as athletes take       competitive basketball action.
screen.                                                                    more steroids than Barry Bonds, Mark                     Oh, and don’t mind me, I’ll probably be laughing at
   To the tighty-whitey wearing, parents’ base-                            McGwire and Sammy Sosa combined.                     you and your mullet while you gaze up at the screen at a
ment dwelling, video-game playing and                                          At least that’s how they appear. The fans        scantily clad woman you could have found for free online
Doritos eating, teenage or teenage at heart fan-
base of pro wrestling though, this is their     MATT                       are overzealous hillbillies sporting car-
                                                                           toonized T-shirts featuring their favorite stars,
                                                                                                                                somewhere. Then I’ll probably make jokes at your
                                                                                                                                expense while you cheer as if the outcome of what your
Super Bowl.                                     LOMBARDO
   However, to the rest of us rational souls liv-
                                                                           and the rings are rigged to exaggerate the
                                                                           sound and appearance of each jump, fall or
                                                                                                                                watching isn’t already known to anyone but you. Nothing
                                                                                                                                personal, though, it’s not your fault you never grew up.
ing in a world where outcomes of our games are never          swan dive from the ropes.                                                                        ---
openly pre-determined, scripted and packaged neatly              The question that I have regarding this event is, how did          Matt Lombardo hosts a nightly sports talk radio
inside a pay-per-view box, this event means less than         our society get reduced to the point that we will pay $39.95 to   Monday-Friday from 5-6pm. Tune in at 1520 AM
nothing.                                                      watch scantily clad women walk around the ring, or get into       WCHE and and give Matt a call at
   Vince McMahon though should be commended and               screaming matches that escalate into undercard fights?            (610)701-9243.

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     FOUND WITH POT                  TROOPERS: MAN                                                               LUNKHEADS STEAL MAILBOX $10, and the vic-
                                                                                                                              The mailbox is worth
                                                                                              Jerks stole a green metal mailbox on
    Harry Goyco-Rodriguez,
                                                                                            Nursery Road in Albany Township on          tim is Leah Batarick, 27, of Kempton,

                                    EXPOSES HIMSELF
36, of Lancaster, was found
with the possession of mari-                                                                March 10, state police at Hamburg said.     state police said.
juana during a traffic stop on
the 700 block of West Main

                                  -- INSIDE McDONALDS
Street in Annville on March
6, township police said.                                                                                                                         • BENEFIT AUCTIONS
     PATHETIC PUNKS                  A man showed a woman his genitals while inside the
                                                                                                                                              • CONSIGNMENT AUCTIONS
     PILFER BOY’S iPOD            McDonalds in Jackson Township on March 8, state                                                                 • FARM AUCTIONS
   Punks pilfered a boy's
iPod from the locker room
                                  police said.
                                     The victim is a 22-year-old Exton woman, state                                                            • REAL ESTATE AUCTIONS
during gym glass at Central       police said.
Dauphin High School on
March 9, state police at
                                     Anybody with information is asked to contact the                                                             BIG OR SMALL
Harrisburg said.                  state police at (717) 865-2194.                                                                              -- WE SELL IT ALL!

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                                                                     PA G E 4 9 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
HIT-RUN VEHICLE STRIKES POSTS, GOES THROUGH FIELD                                              WOMAN FIRES BLOCK THROUGH WINDOW                                              GOONS GRAB GIRL’S iPOD
   A vehicle went struck a fence post, went through a                                   A woman tossed a block of wood through a glass
                                                                                     window on the 4000 block of Horseshoe Pike in                            Punks stole a girl's iPod from her locker at
farmer's field and hit another fence post before re-                                                                                                       Clairmont Middle School in Fulton Township on
entering Edison Road in Strasburg Township on March                                  Honey Brook on March 7, state police at Embreeville
                                                                                     said.                                                                 March 8, state police at Lancaster said.
9, state police at Lancaster said.                                                                                                                            Anybody with information is asked to contact the
   The vehicle, which lost control on a curve before the                                The suspect, Amber Walsh, 21, of Honey Brook,
                                                                                     faces a criminal mischief charge, state police said.                  state police at (717) 299-7650.
accident, fled the scene, state police said.

                                                                                                                                                                                                 POLICE: WANTED

                                                                                                                                                                                                 MAN CAPTURED
                                                                                                                                                                                               A wanted man was
                                                                                                                                                                                            snared after a traffic stop
                                                                                                                                                                                            on the 100 block of East
                                                                                                                                                                                            Linden Street in Kennett
                                                                                                                                                                                            Square on March 7,
                                                                                                                                                                                            police said.
                                                                                                                                                                                               Alejandro Hernandez,
   A boy fired a handgun 20 to 30 times in the woods                                                                                                                                        19, was a passenger in the
                                                                                        POLICE: MAN CITED
                                                                                                                            40,000 POUNDS
and near a residence on Icedale Road in Honey                                                                                                                                               vehicle and was detained
Brook on March 8, state police at Embreeville said.
   Three boys, all white, wandered through the woods                                 FOR UNDERAGE DRINKING                                                                                  for an outstanding bench
                                                                                       A 20-year-old King of                                                                                warrant, police said.
and near the home, state police said.

                                                                                                                             OF ALUMINUM
                                                                                    Prussia man was cited for                                                                               Hernandez was released
   One of them brought out a handgun and randomly                                   underage drinking after being                                                                           to a constable for trans-
fired shots into the ground and at trees, state police said.                        stopped for speeding on Route                                                                           port to Chester County
   When resident Karl Meyer approached the juveniles,                               30 in West Whiteland
                                                                                    Township on March 4, state                                                                              prison, police said.

                                                                                                                           SPILL ONTO RAMP
the boys fled into the woods toward Birdell Road, state                             police at Embreeville said. The                                                                            The driver of the vehi-
police said.                                                                        man had a bottle of Tequila on                                                                          cle, a 17-year-old Kennett
   Nothing was damaged on Meyer's property.                                         the front seat, state police said.                                                                      Square boy, was cited for
   Anybody with information is asked to contact the                                                                                                                                         violating curfew.
                                                                                                                            About 40,000 pounds of aluminum spilled onto the
state police at (484) 340-3241.                                                         POLICE: PAOLI MAN                road, shutting down an interstate ramp for more than
                                                                                        CHARGED WITH DUI                 three hours.                                                       POLICE: MAN STOLE WALLET,
                                                                                       Berardino DiFrancesco,
                                                                                    52, of Paoli, was charged
                                                                                                                            A 2007 Peterbuilt truck driven by Knute Murray, 48,
                                                                                                                         of Norristown, lost conrol on a curve and eventually
                                                                                                                                                                                                USES CREDIT CARD
                                                                                                                                                                                               Jeffrey Brandon Wood,

                                                                                    with DUI after a traffic stop
                                                                                    on March 2, Downingtown              landed on its side -- spilling the aluminum -- on the ramp         26, stole a wallet and
                                                                                    police said.                         of Interstate 81 to Interstate 83 in Lower Paxton                  used the victim's credit
                                                                                                                         Township, Dauphin county, on March 11, state police at             card at various locations
                                                                                             SIDEVIEW                    Harrisburg said.
  Luxury Rental Apartment Suites                                                                                            Murray climbed out of the wreckage uninjured.
                                                                                                                                                                                            in Pennsylvania between
                                                                                          MIRROR MISSING                                                                                    Feb. 20 and 25, state

          ocated in scenic South Lebanon Township                                      A creep sideswiped or                                                                                police at Lancaster said.
          - Just minutes from shopping, restaurants,                                swiped a sideview mirror of a                        VEHICLE BARRELS INTO TREE                             The victim is Jeffrey
          schools and home centers.                                                 vehicle on the 100 block of             A vehicle driven by John Softchin, 22, of Atglen, hit a icy     Owen Wood, 47, of
    Located in the desir-                                                           East Lancaster Avenue in             patch, lost control and slammed into a utility pole on Route 372   Nottingham, state police
 able Cornwall-Lebanon                                                              Downingtown on March 2,              in Sadsbury Township on March 5, state police at Lancaster         said.
 School District. The                                                               police said.                         said. Softchin suffered a minor injury, state police said.
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                                                                                              PA G E 5 0 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
       EGG GOONS                          BOZOS DAMAGE MAILBOX, STEAL SIGN
    ATTACK RESIDENCE                Jerks damaged a mailbox and stole a Prudential
   Thugs threw eggs at a         for-sale sign in front of a residence on Walnut Run
residence on the 1200            Road in Strasburg on Feb. 27, state police at
block of Brentford Lane in       Lancaster said.
Malvern on March 5,                 The victim is Sandra Addis, 69, of Willow Street,
police said.                     police said.

   Two German Shepherds attacked a             at Embreeville said.
                                                                                                                                       PRE-OWNED CRUISERS FOR THE YOUNG
                                                                                                                                             & THE YOUNG AT HEART

Golden Retriever and chomped on a                 While trying to rescue Buddy, Mary
woman’s hand while she was trying to           Bush, 49, of West Chester, was bit in the
save the dog, state police said.               hand, state police said.
   The German Shepherds severely                  The owner of the German Shepherds,
injured the dog, Buddy, during the inci-       Jervis Marshall, 53, of West Chester, was
dent on the 1600 block of Glenside Road        cited under the dog law for dangerous dog
in West Bradford on Feb. 23, state police      and confinement of dogs, state police said.

   Thugs tried to use a Paoli
                                    ACCIDENT SENDS                                            YEAR      MAKE            MODEL                           STOCK              MILES               PRICE

                                   DRIVERS TO HOSPS
resident’s credit card infor-                                                                 2007      Buell          XB12R Firebolt                    37197             2,220             $6,499
mation over the Internet                                                                      2006      Buell          XB12X Ulysses                     37229             26,748            $6,599
recently, police said.                                                                        2007      Buell          XB9R Firebolt                     37431             9,564             $5,925
                                   Two drivers were sent to nearby hospitals after an         2005      HD             V-Rod VRSCE                       37394             22,806            $13,400
    LOSERS STEAL $$$            accident on Route 322 in Honey Brook on March 1,              2007
                                                                                                                       Shadow Spirit 750
                                                                                                                       Shadow Aero 750
     FROM ACCOUNT               state police at Embreeville said.                             2007      Honda          Shadow Sabre 1100                 37475             2,590             $5,800
   Creeps made unautho-            Vehicles driven by Constance Trent, 74, of Honey           2006      Honda          Shadow Sabre 1100                 37435             15,954            $5,595
rized withdrawals from a        Brook, and Roxanne Burdett, 33, of Narvon, were               2005      Honda          Shadow Spirit 1100                37397             8,445             $5,399
Wayne resident’s bank           involved in the accident, state police said.                  2007      Honda          VTX 1300R                         37297             7,850             $6,800
account, police said. The          Trent was taken to Brandywine Hospital for a minor         2008      Kawasaki       Meanstreak 1600                   37265             1,635             $7,995
debit card was still in the     injury. Burdett suffered minor injuries and was trans-        2007      Kawasaki       Meanstreak 1600                   37322             2,429             $7,250
                                ported to Ephrata Hospital, state police said.                2007      Kawasaki       Ninja 500R                        37228             2,136             $3,599
victim’s possession, police                                                                   2005      Kawasaki       Ninja ZX10R                       37198             7,796             $5,999
said.                                                                                         2003      Kawasaki       Ninja ZX7R                        37468             7,779             $4,350
                                   POLICE: WOMAN ARRESTED FOR DRUG POSSESSION                 2006      Kawasaki       Vulcan 1600 Classic               37403             8,943             $6,950
 POLICE: MAN ARRESTED             Cassandra Leidy, 20, of Kinzers, was arrested for drug      1997
                                                                                                                       Vulcan 500
                                                                                                                       Vulcan 750
FOR PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS          possession at a sobriety checkpoint on the 3400 block of
                                Route 30 in Paradise Township on March 6, state police at     2007      Kawasaki       Vulcan 900                        37244             7,280             $4,995
   Filemon Cruz, 58, of         Lancaster said.                                               2008      Kawasaki       Vulcan 900 LT                     37446             3,676             $6,550
Toughkenamon, was                                                                             2008      Suzuki         Bandit 1250                       37401             3,733             $6,925
arrested for public drunk-                                                                    2008      Suzuki         Boulevard S50                     37458             780               $4,850
enness after an incident in                POLICE: MAN ARRESTED AFTER STOP                    2005      Suzuki         Boulevard S83 Blvd                37380             3,656             $5,299
New Garden on Feb. 20,             Kevin Finnie, 25, of Lancaster, was arrested for DUI        2007     Suzuki         GSXR 600                          37433             2,482             $6,225
police said.                    after a traffic stop on Pine Creek Drive and Simmontown       1996      Suzuki         Intruder 800                      37472             7,523             $2,250
                                Road in Sadsbury Township on March 5, state police at         2007      Triumph        Speedmaster                       37469             3,755             $5,450
   Police were called to                                                                      2003      Victory        Vegas                             37476             3,487             $7,550
the area for a man lying in     Lancaster said.
                                                                                              2007      Yamaha         Majesty 400                       37373             6,957             $4,495
the road in the area of                                                                       2005      Yamaha         Road Star 1700                    37429             8,985             $6,875
Newark and Hillendale              LOWLIFES MADE $2,400 IN CREDIT CARD CHARGES                2005      Yamaha         Road Star Silverado               37405             18,779            $7,950
roads, officials said.             Creeps made $2,400 of charges on a Devon resident’s        2008      Yamaha         Road Star Warrior                 37457             7,556             $9,250
                                credit card, police said. The victim also received a bank     2003      Yamaha         Road Star Warrior                 37200             18,704            $5,750
                                                                                              2006      Yamaha         Stratoliner Midnight              37430             12,619            $9,995
   POLICE: AVONDALE             notice regarding unpaid debt of about $700, police said.
                                                                                              2005      Yamaha         V-Max 1200                        37384             8,358             $6,850
                                                                                              2007      Yamaha         V-Star 1100 Classic               37336             532               $6,650
   Jose Moreno-Medina,                                                                        2009      Yamaha         V-Star 1300 Tour                  37449             1,587             $9,925
                                   Harrison Troy, 18, and a 17-year-old Malvern girl were     2006      Yamaha         V-Star 650 Classic                37364             7,128             $4,250
18, of Avondale, was            cited for underage drinking after an incident on the 500
arrested and charged with                                                                     2007      Yamaha         V-Star 650 Clsc                   37418             1,897             $4,550
                                block of South Union Street in Kennett Square on Feb. 27,     2007      Yamaha         V-Star 650 Custom                 37416             9,259             $4,250
DUI after a one-vehicle         police said.                                                  2008      Yamaha         V-Star Classic 1100               37372             4,596             $7,250
accident on the 400 block                                                                     2005      Yamaha         V-Star Silverado 1100             37444             1,3715            $5,850
of Church Road in New                                                                         2007      Yamaha         XT225                             37221             6,250             $2,500
Garden Township on Feb.                      POLICE: BOY VIOLATED CURFEW                      2006      Yamaha         YZF R1                            37231             8,317             $7,199
26, police said.                   A 15-year-old Kennett Square boy was cited for violating   2007      Yamaha         YZF600R                           37437             4,280             $4,650
                                curfew on the 200 block of South Walnut Street in Kennett
                                Square on Feb. 26, police said.
                                                                                                                              FINANCING AVAILABLE
     GAVE FALSE INFO                        4 TEENS CHARGED AFTER INCIDENT                                    MOTORCYCLE DIVISION
   Kathy Reburn, 36, of            Four teenagers were charged after police responded to a
West Fallowfield                report of a theft from a garage in progress on the 1400                       831 S. College St. • PO Box 409 • Myerstown PA 17067
Township, was charged           block of Russell Road in Paoli on Feb. 27, officials said.                            717-866-2130 / 800-552-5080
with providing false or            John Krasnowiecki, 188, of Berwyn, two 16-year-old                            SHOW ROOM HOURS: Monday, Wednesday - Friday 9 a.m.- 5 p.m.;
misleading information          boys from Wayne and Berwyn and a 15-year-old Berwyn           Tuesday 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Saturday 9 a.m. - Noon; After hours by Appointment After hours calls - 717-554-8367
after a September accident      boy were charged with criminal conspiracy, police said.
in Parkesburg, police said.        Four bottles of wine were taken from the garage.                             
                                                                        PA G E 5 1 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
             EGG GOONS ATTACK VEHICLES                                          SLUGS SWIPE CYCLE                                             BOZOS BASHED MAILBOXES
   Fools fired eggs at vehicles on the 700 block of              Creeps stole a white 1999 Kawasaki KX100 on                    Slugs smashed mailboxes on Ridge Road in Leacock
Maple Street in Honey Brook between Feb. 26 and 27,           Laurel Road in Newlin Township between Feb. 23                 Township between March 2 and 3, state police at
state police at Embreeville said.                             and 24, state police at Embreeville said. The victim           Lancaster said. The victims are H. Hoover, 73, of
   The victims are Donald Piersol Jr., 64, and Wanda          is Mark Lee, 47, of Coatesville, state police said.            Gordonville, and Mary Esh, 24, of Gordonville, state
Piersol, state police said.                                      Anybody with information is asked to contact the            police said. Anybody with information is asked to con-
                                                              state police at (484) 340-3241.                                tact the state police at (717) 299-7650.

                                                                                                                                                                     THUGS STEAL
                                                                                                                                                                 300 GALLONS OF FUEL
                                                                                                                                                                 Goons stole 300 gallons
                                                                                                                                                              of fuel from a tank at the
                                                                                                                                                              Gap Auction on Mine Road
  A man fled from a traffic stop in his vehicle     Lancaster City police assisted in arresting Luis   eral charges, including fleeing and eluding a police   in Salisbury Township
on Lime and Green streets in Lancaster on         Rivera-Perez, officials said. Rivera-Perez, who      officer, recklessly endangering another person,        between Jan. 15 and March
March 3, state police at Lancaster said.          was stopped for an expired inspection, faces sev-    false ID to law enforcement, state police said.        1, state police at Lancaster
                                                                   POLICE: DUI

    BOZOS BREAK                                                  SUSPECT HAD POT
                                                               A 34-year-old West
                                                            Chester woman was
                                                                                              AUTHORITIES: MAN                                                      POLICE: MAN
                                                                                                                                                                  ARRESTED FOR DUI
                                                                                                                                                                 Aveliano Juan-Antonio,

                                                            arrested for DUI and pos-
                                                            session of a small amount
                                                            of marijuana, state police
                                                            at Embreeville said.
                                                                                              EXPOSED HIMSELF
                                                                                               A Pottstown man exposed his genitals to a resident on
                                                                                                                                                              33, of Wilmington, Del.,
                                                                                                                                                              was arrested for DUI after
                                                                                                                                                              an accident on Route 322 in
                                                                                                                                                              West Bradford Township on
                                                                                                                                                              March 2, state police at
   Thugs busted into the Brandywine Pharmacy on                Tatum Hawkins was            the 3300 block of St. Peter's Road in Warwick Township            Embreeville said.
Conestoga Avenue in Honey Brook on March 1, state           stopped at a checkpoint         in June, state police at Embreeville said.
police at Embreevile said.                                                                     Gregory Braccia loitered around an apartment build-
   One inside, the jerks opened cabinet drawers behind
                                                            on Route 322 in West
                                                            Bradford Township on            ing, peering through windows and talking to residents,               POLICE: TEEN CITED
the counter and left through the rear supply door, state    Feb. 19, and a strong           state police said.                                                 FOR UNDERAGE DRINKING
police said. Nothing was reported missing.                  odor of marijuana                  Braccia then exposed himself to a 41-year-old man                 A 19-year-old
   The alarm sounded after the burglars made their          emanated out of the vehi-       before fleeing in a dark sedan, state police said.                Downingtown man was
forced entry, state police said.                                                               After an investigation, Braccia was identified and             cited for underage drinking
                                                            cle, state police said.                                                                           after an incident on the
   Anybody with information is asked to contact the            Hawkins was charged,         charged with indecent exposure, state police said.                Horseshoe Pike in Honey
state police at (484) 340-3241.                             state police said.                                                                                Brook on March 3, state
                                                                                                        VEHICLE SPINS OUT, HITS MAILBOX                       police at Embreeville said.

                    Pastor’s Comments
                                                                                              A vehicle driven by Rachel Oswald, 19, of
                                                                                            Birdsboro, lost control on the snow-covered Route 322,               VEHICLE SIDESWIPES
                    In large print at:
                                                                                            spun out and struck a mailbox in Honey Brook on Feb.
                                                                                            26, state police at Embreeville said.
                                                                                                                                                                   VEHICLE, FLEES
                                                                                                                                                                 An unknown vehicle side-
                   Northampton Assembly of God                                                Nobody was injured.                                             swiped a vehicle driven by
                 3449 Cherryville Rd., Northampton • Sun. 10:45 am & 6 pm; Wed. 7:30 pm                                                                       Paul Flynn, 42, of Coatesville,
                 Daniel E. Lundmark • • 610-262-5645                              POLICE: NEW HOLLAND MAN CHARGED WITH DUI                     and kept going on
                                                                                                                                                              Marshallton Thorndale Road
                                                                                               Cesar Mares, 25, of New Holland, was charged for               in West Bradford Township
                          Then Jesus Came!                                                  DUI after being stopped at a checkpoint on Route 322              on March 3, state police at
                                                                                            in West Bradford Township on Feb. 20, state police at             Embreeville said. Flynn and
    There was such a good response to last week’s “When Jesus Comes” col-                   Embreeville said.                                                 his passenger, a 14-year-old
 umn that I decided to preach Sunday on the title of that song “Then Jesus                     Mares also was cited for driving under suspension,             Coatesville girl, were not
 Came!” I mentioned that there was great spiritual darkness in Israel, but                  state police said.                                                injured, state police said.
 “Then Jesus Came!” He came, “That it might be fulfilled which was spoken
 by Esaias the prophet, saying…The people which sat in darkness saw great                                                                                          VEHICLES COLLIDE
 light; and to them which sat in the region and shadow of death light is                                  POLICE: MAN VIOLATED ORDER
 sprung up” (Matthew 4:14-16). Sin, disease, and bondage to Satan saturat-                    Reinaldo Perez, 41, of New Providence, violated a                    IN WALLACE TWP.
                                                                                            protection from abuse order during an incident on                    Vehicles driven by Susan
 ed society, but then Jesus came and read Isaiah’s prophecy, “The Spirit of                                                                                   Nace, 56, of Spring City, and
 the Lord is upon me, because he hath anointed me to preach the gospel to                   Locust Lane in Providence Township on Feb. 25, state
                                                                                            police at Lancaster said.                                         Timothy Butler, 44, of Atglen,
 the poor; he hath sent me to heal the brokenhearted, to preach deliver-                      The victim was Anastasia Perez, 44, of New                      were involved in an accident
 ance to the captives, and recovering of sight to the blind, to set at liber-               Providence, police said.
                                                                                                                                                              on Fairview Road in Wallace
 ty them that are bruised.” Then Jesus proclaimed, “This day is this scrip-                                                                                   Township on Feb. 26, state
 ture fulfilled in your ears” (Luke 4:18, 21). “And great multitudes                                                                                          police at Embreeville said.
 came…lame, blind, dumb, maimed, and many others…and he healed them”                                         BOX TRUCK STRIKES SUV                            Nobody was injured.
 (Matthew 15:30).                                                                             A box truck slid off Route 272 and slammed into a
    In Mark 9:14-27 we read of a father whose son was possessed by a demon                  Land Rover SUV that was stuck in a snow bank in East                POLICE: EPHRATA MAN
 that tried to kill him repeatedly by throwing him into the fire and water. Then            Drumore Township, police said.                                       CHARGED WITH DUI
 Jesus came and set the son free!                                                                                                                                Michael Nagle, 34, of
    A man was full of leprosy and consequently a hopeless outcast of society.                          VEHICLES CRACK UP IN EAST DRUMORE                      Ephrata, was charged with
                                                                                                                                                              DUI after a traffic violation
 Then Jesus came “and touched him…And immediately the leprosy                                  A 1999 Ford Ranger and a 1992 Honda Sedan were
                                                                                                                                                              on Route 322 in Honey
 departed from him” (Luke 5:12-13).                                                         involved in an accident on Route 272 in East Drumore              Brook on Feb. 19, state
    Zacchaeus, a rich tax collector for Rome, was a lonely man hated by the                 Township on Feb. 26, state police at Lancaster said.              police at Embreeville said.
 Jews and a man with deep spiritual needs. Then Jesus Came! Zacchaeus
 discovered that Jesus knew his name and everything about him resulting                        SUSPECT ILLEGALLY USES WOMAN’S BON-TON CARD                       POLICE: W.C. MAN
 in the conviction and repentance of his sins, and a changed life.”                            A suspect gained access to the 34-year-old Martic
    The last verse of this song, “Then Jesus Came,” says, “So, men, today,                  Township woman's Bon-Ton card and used to go on a
                                                                                                                                                               ARRESTED AFTER CRASH
 have found the Savior able. They could not conquer passion, lust and sin.                                                                                        Sarai Garcia, 26, of West
                                                                                            shopping spree on Feb. 2, state police at Lancaster               Chester, was arrested for DUI
 Their broken hearts had left them sad and lonely, Then Jesus came and                      said.                                                             after a one-vehicle crash on
 dwelt, Himself, within.” Have you found it so?                                                The suspect charged a total of $509.94 at a Bon-Ton            Route 322 at Romig Road in
 Note: Hear this “Then Jesus Came!” message at:                     store in Eddystone, police said.                                  West Bradford on Feb. 11,
                                                                                                                                                              state police said.
                                                                     PA G E 5 2 • M A R C H 2 9 , 2 0 1 0
                                         ROLE REVERSAL WITH CHINA
                                                  he fortunes of the United States and                                                               ance the budget. Many of Nixon’s successors do
                                                  China have changed dramatically since
                                                  1972. In that year, the United States,
                                                                                                             OUR VIEW                                not seem to care about a balanced budget, or at
                                                                                                                                                     least some semblance of one.
                                        although bogged down by the Vietnam War,               tionship between the two countries today is that          As the United States has increasingly spent
                                           boasted the most powerful economy in the            roles have been reversed. China’s economy in          money it does not have, China has positioned
                                           world. China, which had just experienced            1972 was perhaps the most poorly run in the           itself as the United States’ creditor. As a result,
                                            mass upheaval, was one of the poorest coun-        world. China was under the rule of Mao Zedong,        China is now lecturing the United States on how
                                              tries in the world.                              who caused famines, destitution and mass social       to pursue sound economic policy. Such a situa-
                                                    Today, China is our creditor and is lec-   dislocation and death through his policies. In        tion seemed unthinkable during Nixon’s journey,
                                                 turing us on how to run our economy.          going to China, Nixon represented a country           although Nixon himself often predicted that
                                                   Unfortunately, the Chinese are right.       where the economy, although it had problems,          China one day would be an economic giant.
                                                        In 1972, President Nixon went to       ran smoothly and orderly. The United States was           The latest Chinese criticism directed at us is
                                                      China and began the process of end-      a model for other countries to follow.                not to let our deficit get further out of control.
                                                        ing the diplomatic freeze between          Since Nixon’s visit, China has kept its author-   The Democrats in Congress should heed this
                                                          the two countries that began at      itarian rule but abandoned Mao’s economic poli-       warning as they seek to massively expand the
                                                            the start of the Cold War. The     cies. It has gone from a communist dictatorship       budget deficit through new health-care, environ-
                                                           United States and China estab-      to a capitalist one.                                  mental and other programs. Perhaps the best
                                                           lished official diplomatic rela-        The United States, on the other hand, has         question is not whether they have enough votes
                                                          tions several years later under      consistently ignored sound economics and spent        to pass these measures, but instead whether the
                                                        President Carter.                      money that it does not have. Nixon wanted to          Chinese financial institutions will want to fund
                                                        The most striking difference           spur employment, but his measures to do so            them. Congress must remember that we are no
                                             between Nixon’s visit to China and the rela-      were relatively small, and he also wanted to bal-     longer spending our own money.

    Villanova fans, don’t despair. I know                                                                                                               you feel better? Even the Temple loss didn’t

                                                                      NASCAR SPOTLIGHT
you’re dealing with an NCAA upset hang-                                                                                                                 take some of the sting out of your defeat?
over, but it could be worse.                                                                                                                                 Let me try again to make you feel better
    You could be Kansas fans.                                                                                                                           by continuing to point out the misery of oth-
    The second-seeded Wildcats’ loss wasn’t                                                                                                             ers. For example, imagine if you were one
completely unexpected. Yes, they were sup-              There aren't many things Jimmie              the Roush Fenway Racing trio of                    of the poor saps who selected Kansas and
posed to beat 10th-seeded St. Mary’s, but            Johnson hasn't accomplished dur-                Greg Biffle, Matt Kenseth and Carl                 Villanova for your Final Four.
Villanova has been struggling for the past           ing his stellar career. But on Sunday           Edwards to move ahead of Busch                         What? You are one of those people and
month. The Wildcats lost five of their final         he did something he had never                   and Johnson.                                       you’re a Villanova fan? Well … never mind.
seven games entering the NCAA tourna-                done before: win at Bristol.                       The question was whether                            CHALK IT UP TO THE EXPERTS:
ment, then needed overtime and several for-             Johnson picked up the 50th Cup               Johnson and Busch had enough                       Speaking of unpredictability and NCAA
tuitous calls by the referees to pull out an         Series victory of his career Sunday             time left in the race to take advan-               brackets, it’s time to chastise the so-called
                       opening-round victory         in the Food City 500. He seemed                 tage of their four new tires. It didn't            college basketball experts for their selec-
                       over 15th-seeded              more excited, though, to finally get            take Johnson long to provide an                    tions on Selection Sunday.
                       Robert Morris.                his first victory on the legendary              answer.                                                 Regardless of what channel you turned
                          You didn’t need            short track.                                       The race restarted with 10 laps to              to, these "experts" were almost unanimous
                       ESP (or ESPN) to                 The No. 48 was one of the two                go. Six laps later, Johnson passed                 in picking Kansas to win the tournament.
                       forecast difficulties for     best cars all day, but Johnson's vic-           Tony Stewart to take the lead. Once                OK, I did the same thing. However, at least
                       the Wildcats in this          tory wasn't easy. He and Kurt Busch             he had the lead, nobody was going                  I had the gumption to pick upsets coming
                       tournament. They were         battled near the lead for most of the           to catch him.                                      out of the other brackets.
                       vulnerable against            race, but a caution flag inside the                Johnson has won three of the                        A "surprise" pick for most of these guys
                       teams with strong             final 20 laps created a strategical             five Cup races this year. He seems                 was picking one No. 2 seed to reach the
ERIC                   inside games and,
                       even though they are
                                                     dilemma.                                        intent on destroying any notions                   Final Four. In many cases, that No. 2 seed
                                                                                                                                                        was Villanova.
FISHER                 deep, had become
                                                        Busch and Johnson, the top two
                                                     cars, took four new tires when they
                                                                                                     that success has made him compla-
                                                                                                     cent.                                                  Geez. Thanks for the "expert" advice.
                       overly dependent on           pitted with 17 laps to go. Many cars,              The only hope the other drivers                     WHO’S THE EXPERT?: By the way,
Scottie Reynolds. If you picked them to              however, took just two tires. Taking            have is that Johnson is peaking too                my wife picked Northern Iowa to defeat
reach the Final Four, you weren’t paying             two tires enabled Tony Stewart and              early.                    -- Eric Fisher           Kansas. I swear. She even has Northern
attention.                                                                                                                                              Iowa reaching the Final Four.
    On the other hand, Kansas was the over-                                                                                                                 If the Panthers reach the Final Four, I
whelming favorite to win this year’s tourna-       to a very good Cornell team that should not        throwing an overtime scare into Villanova.        might consider letting her write this column
ment. There is a lot of parity, but Kansas         have been a No. 12 seed. Any lingering                The second day started with Cornell’s          every week. Perhaps she could even replace
seemed to be the one team that stood head          doubts about the Big Red were erased after         upset of fifth-seeded Temple. There weren’t       one of the "experts" on CBS or ESPN.
and shoulders above the others.                    they whipped Wisconsin yesterday to reach          any major upsets the rest of the day, but No.          LAST, BUT NOT LEAST: After the
    Wrong.                                         the Sweet 16.                                      4 seeds Wisconsin and Purdue had to sweat         first round of the NCAA tournament, it was
    The Jayhawks bowed out to Northern                The loss hurts now. But as time goes by,        out nail-biters against Wofford and Siena,        fashionable to bash the Big East.
Iowa on Saturday in one of the tournament’s        the Owls should eventually take pride in           respectively.                                     Georgetown, Notre Dame and Marquette
all-time shockers. Their loss was totally          their second straight Atlantic 10 title and           Saturday, however, was the day of the          suffered upset losses, Villanova struggled,
unexpected.                                        their 29 victories.                                giant-killers. A No. 1 seed (Kansas), a No. 2     and Louisville was awful against California.
    In the NCAA tournament, however, we               UNPREDICTABLE: The NCAA tourna-                 (Villanova) and a No. 3 (New Mexico) all               However, Syracuse and West Virginia
should have learned to expect the unexpect-        ment is known for its unpredictability.            were sent home, with the Wildcats and             reached the Sweet 16 rather handily,
ed.                                                That’s one reason the first four days of the       Lobos eliminated by teams with double-digit       although the Mountaineers survived some
    TEMPLE OF DOOM AND GLOOM:                      tournament are as exciting as any sporting         seeds.                                            semi-anxious moments late in Sunday’s vic-
Temple also was a first-round upset victim,        event all year.                                       On Sunday, Cornell joined St. Mary’s and       tory over Missouri. Pittsburgh’s game hadn’t
but Owls fans shouldn’t feel quite as                 The upsets started on the first day, when       Washington (which beat New Mexico) as             ended by deadline for this column, but it’s
gloomy as Villanova fans.                          third-seeded Georgetown, fourth-seeded             double-digit seeds in the Sweet 16.               possible the Big East could have three teams
    First, not as much was expected of             Vanderbilt and sixth-seeded Marquette and             POURING SALT INTO THE                          in the Sweet 16.
Temple as Villanova, which reached the             Notre Dame were eliminated. The first day          WOUND: Still feeling down, ‘Nova fans?                That doesn’t make the conference the Big
Final Four last season. Second, Temple lost        started, of course, with Robert Morris             Thinking about Kansas losing didn’t make          Beast. But it’s not the Big Least, either.

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                                                                                                                                                          TO REBUILD
                           The time has come for the Sixers to end this       out of the gym with the likes of an up and com-           Jordan’s shortcomings and his errors in judg-
                       charade. It’s time to clean house and start anew.      ing Andre Iguodala, Lou Williams and Andre             ment by tinkering with his nightly rotation more
                           Last season General Manager Ed Stefanski           Miller leading the charge. By hiring a coach           than a 3-year-old with its newest toy on
                       put the fan base through a musical chairs act fea-     who’s offense is predicated on multiple passes,        Christmas morning, have led to the decision
                       turing Doug Collins, Jeff Van Gundy and Avery          intricate schemes and deliberate half court play,      being made by Ed Snider and company to fire
                       Johnson, to name a few. Each was brought into          Stefanski effectively put the breaks on thorough-      him either by the time you read this column or
                       town for an interview only to be given an              breds and proceeded to try and hammer a square         by season’s end. That much is for sure. That
                       Amtrak ticket out in favor of Stefanski’s friend       peg down a round hole.                                 much is necessary.
                       and former coach in New Jersey, Eddie Jordan.             Jordan is incompetent as an NBA coach in               What isn’t known at this point is the future role
                           And so, the rapid descent from playoff con-        today’s era. He is overmatched and there is no         of Stefanski in the organization. Sources claim that
                       tender to bottom dweller was etched in stone.          hiding that fact as even his players have given up     his role as general manager will be re-evaluated at
MATT                       Jordan and his Princeton offense were never a
                       fit in Philadelphia. Not with a nucleus that’s forte
                                                                              on him and surrendered the remainder of the sea-
                                                                              son to collecting performance bonuses and plan-
                                                                                                                                     season’s end. I’m here to advocate that the powers
                                                                                                                                     that be at Comcast-Spectacor go one step further
LOMBARDO               the previous two seasons was running opponents         ning golf outings. There is no hiding these facts.     and gut this franchise with one fell swoop.
                                                                                                                                        While Jordan’s coaching mistakes have been
                                                                                                                                     egregious at every corner, he is not the lone wolf
                                                                                                                                     responsible for the 76ers current malaise with little
                                                                                                                                     hope for the future. Stefanski needs to be held
                                                                                                                                     accountable for the errors of his ways since taking
                                                                                                                                     this position, as well. Stefanski awarded Iguodala a
                                                                                                                                     $90 million extension, ignoring the fact that he is a
                                                                                                                                     terrible 3-point shooter despite his best efforts to
                                                                                                                                     prove himself as one every night.
                                                                                                                                        It also was Stefanski who signed Elton Brand
                                                                                                                                     to a max contract two seasons ago despite
                                                                                                                                     injuries and age already beginning to drag on his
                                                                                                                                     career. And lets not forget that it was Jordan who
                                                                                                                                     elected not to trade Samuel Dalembert and
                                                                                                                                     Iguodala at the deadline for even a hint of salary

                                                                                                                                     cap space.
                                                                                                                                        In the NBA teams must get bad in order to get
                                                                                                                                     good. The draft lottery system favors teams who
                                                                                                                                     finish with sub par records and trim pay roll for
                                                                                                                                     the short-term, and stock up on youthful talent in
                                                                                                                                     hopes for long term prolonged success. Thanks
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                                                                                                                                     in the middle of not being good enough to com-
                                                                                                                                     pete for the playoffs and not being wretchedly
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 can deliver.                                                                                                                        to three year process that when overseen by
    Matt tackles hot but-                                                                                                            competent basketball minds can result in the
 ton issues facing the                                                                                                               construction of dynasties.
 Eagles, Phillies,                                                                                                                      The Sixers don’t have minds capable of
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 is the authority for                                                                                                                off slow, while cleaning house and letting
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                                                                                                                                        There is young talent on this team. Jrue
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                                                     FUN & GAMES
                                  CROSSWORD: THE 1970s
                                                                                                                POLICE: LADY, 74,
 1. Prefix for "four"
 6. Mature eggs
released at ovulation
 9. Aquarium scum
                                                                                                                PUNCHES DEPUTY
                                                                                                               A 74-year-old Palm Coast, Fla., woman punched
 13. *Home run hero                                                                                         a deputy in the arm and tried to stab and kick offi-
 14. *Elizabeth Taylor                                                                                      cers after she was pulled over for driving 10 miles
did it to Richard Burton                                                                                    over the speed limit, authorities said.
in 1975                                                                                                        Elizabeth Millonig was arrested and charged with
 15. Pinocchio became                                                                                       fleeing and eluding a police officer, resisting arrest
"_ ____ live boy"                                                                                           with violence and battery on a law-enforcement offi-
 16. *NASA sent one of                                                                                      cer, he Flagler County Sheriff's Office said.
these to Venus and                                                                                             Officials said she was driving 40 miles an hour in
Mercury in the 1970s                                                                                        a 30-mph zone.
 17. Hawaiian necklace                                                                                         She was released after posting a $7,500 bond.
 18. What someone                                                                                              HUGS BANNED AT SCHOOL: Principal
who is biased does                                                                                          Allison Couch says the hugging was out of control
 19. Walks heavily                                                                                          at her southwest Portland, Ore., middle school. So
 21. *Reason for oil                                                                                        she banned hugs.
shortage                                                                                                       Couch says students at West Sylvan Middle
 23. *This men's adorn-                                                                                     School could not pass each other in the hallway
ment widened in the                                                                                         without a hug. The girls were hugging one another
1970s                                                                                                       all the time. Kids were late to class because of the
 24. Free of impurities                                                                                     hugs.
 25. Chips accompani-                                                                                          She says she was prompted to act in late February
ment                                                                                                        in part because of a school bus incident that drew
 28. Seed cover                                                                                             police. She won't describe what happened, but says
 30. "Yes, ______!" or                                                                                      no students were harmed.
"No, ____--!"                                                                                                  Also, it appeared to her that some students at the
 35. 15th of March,                                                                                         nearly 600-pupil school were hugging others who
May, July or October                                                                                        did not want the sign of affection.
 37. Bucolic poem                                                                                              She says her policy may sound unreasonable to
 39. *Bob Vila began                                                                                        some outside the school. But if someone had filed
using these on "This                                                                                        suit because of unwanted touching, that would have
Old House" in '79
                                                                                                            been a bigger story.
 40. This or swim
 41. 1950s Rock star                                                                                                                                             AP
Jerry Lee
 43. Little piggies
 44. Resembling a cone
 46. Sound of pain                                                                                                              SUDOKU
 47. Volcano in Sicily
 48. Inflammation of the
 50. Word of mouth
 52. "___ it isn't so"
 53. *Cheap Trick lyric:
"I ____ you to ____ me"
 55. "Fee ___ Fo Fum"      plate                        22. *___ Fields          45. Classic foreign film
 57. *Type of accident      2. Some only hear          Cookies, launched in     "______ Paradiso"
at Three Mile Island       what they want to hear      late '70s                 49. One is black and
 61. Artilleryman           3. *When not at full        24. Layered wood        one is red
 64. Poppy seed deriva-    speed, Secretariat did       25. *"Saturday Night     51. Join together
tive                       this                        Fever" music              54. Deteriorate
 65. Pooh's wise friend     4. *One of George           26. Dostoevsky's "The    56. One who is related
 67. *_____ Wojtyla,       Lucas' automatons           _____"                   on the mother's side
aka Pope John Paul II       5. Deficiency of red        27. 100 _____ equal 1    57. Groove at ends of
 69. Panna _____,          blood cells                 markka in Finland        a bow and end of arrow
dessert                     6. Plural of #65 Across     29. The same, legal      58. Second word of a
 70. *Billy ___ Williams    7. Victory sign            citation                 fairytale?
as Bingo Long               8. Farewell in Paris        31. Memorization by      59. Make a reference
 71. Rival of Carthage      9. A particular region     repetition                60. Plucked string
 72. *Wounded ____,         10. *Producer of "All in    32. *1977 mini-series   instrument
site of another infamous   the Family" and             hit                       61. *This Campbell hit
standoff                   "Maude"                      33. Helen in Russia     big with "Rhinestone
 73. Poetic "even"          11. *Pre-Eagles, Joe        34. English homework?   Cowboy"
 74. _____ cypress,        Walsh was in the James       36. Short play           62. *"Layla" performer
popular in home decor      ____                         38. A person with a      63. *Type of pet fad
                            12. In addition            long nose?                66. Itty-bitty
DOWN                        15. Even though             42. State of complete    68. Put in horizontal
 1. Gregory Hines' shoe     20. State of danger        confusion                position

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