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Monster Jokes
   Q: What's a monster's favorite play?
   A: Romeo and Ghouliet

    Q: Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
    A: Because he was in need of a light snack

    Q: What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
    A: Ghost-Toasties

    Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
    A: Because everyone was a goblin!

    Q: Do monsters eat popcorn with their fingers?
    A: NO, they eat the fingers separately.

    Q: What do you do with a green monster?
    A: Wait until it ripens.

    Q: What is a monster's favorite food?
    A: Ghoul scout cookies.

    Q: What's a monsters favorite bean?
    A: A human bean.

    Q: How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
    .A: Replace the nails with screws.

    Q: What type of monster really loves dance music?
    .A: The boogieman!

    Q: What is a monster's favorite food?
    .A: Ghoul scout cookies.

    Q: What position does a monster play on the soccer team?
    .A: Ghoulie.

    Q: What kind of hot dogs do monsters like best?
    .A: Hallowieners.

    Q: What's the name of the book of socially prominent monsters?
    .A: The Book of who's Boo.

    Q: Why are monsters forgetful ?
    A: Because everything goes in one ear and out the others !

    Q: Why did the monster knit herself three socks ?
    A: Because she grew another foot !
Q: What is the difference between a huge smelly monster and a sweet ?
A: People like sweets !

Q: What has a purple spotted body, ten hairy legs and big eyes on stalks
?
A: I don't know either but there is one crawling up your leg !

Q: What do you say when you meet a two headed monster ?
A: Hello, hello !

Q: What is the best way to speak to a monster ?
A: From a long way away !

Q: What is big, red and prickly, has three eyes and eats rocks ?
A: A big, red, prickly three eyed rock eater !

Q: What kind of monster has the best hearing ?
A: The eeriest !

Q: How you can tell if you have had a monster in your fridge ?
A: It leaves footprints in the butter !

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.

Q: Why are monsters covered in wrinkles?
A: Have you ever tried to iron a monster !

Q: Why are monsters green ?
A: Because they didn't take their travel sickness pills !

Q: Why do monsters wear glasses ?
A: So they don't bump into other monsters !

Q: What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?
A: Flatman and Ribbon !

Q: What time is it when a monster sits on your car ?
A: Time to get a new one !

Q: What game do monsters play with ants ?
A: Squash !

Q: Did you hear about the monster who had eight arms ?
A: He said they came in handy !

Q: How do you keep an ugly monster in suspense ?
A: I'll tell you tomorrow !

Q: How do you greet a three headed monster ?
A: Hello, hello, hello !
Q: What is a sea monster's favourite dish ?
A: Fish and ships !

Q: Monster: Where do fleas go in winter ?
A: Werewolf: Search me !

Q: Why are monsters forgetful ?
A: Because everything goes in one ear and out the others !

Q: Why did the monster knit herself three socks ?
A: Because she grew another foot !

Q: What is the difference between a huge smelly monster and a sweet ?
A: People like sweets !

Q: What has a purple spotted body, ten hairy legs and big eyes on stalks
?
A: i don't know either but there is one crawling up your leg !

Q: What do you say when you meet a two headed monster ?
A: Hello hello !

Q: What is the best way to speak to a monster ?
A: From a long way away !

Q: What is big, red and prickly, has three eyes and eats rocks ?
A: A big, red, prickly three eyed rock eater !

Q: Why are monsters green ?
A: Because they didn't take their travel sickness pills !

Q: Why do monsters wear glasses ?
A: So they don't bump into other monsters !

Q: What kind of monster has the best hearing ?
A: The eeriest !

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.

Q: What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the
body of his dog?
A: I don't know, but it's great at chasing submarines.

Q: What did the grandfather monster say to his grandson when they hadn't
seen each other for quite awhile?
.A: You gruesome.

				
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