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					Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai...

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...

Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai

Arz kiya hai,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !

Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir
thode hi hai, aise hi aaja!!

Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai,
birdy gana ga raheli hai,cow log grass eat
raheli hai,shane log sms kar rahele hain
aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!!

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning
Aasman me itne tare ho ki
asma na dikhai de,
Aap ki zindagi me itni khushiya ho,
ke gam na dikhai de,
HAVE A NICE DAY!

Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko,
Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko,
hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai,
dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko!
Good Morning!


Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....

Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.

Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! i.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.

Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,
Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.
Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.

Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.
Badi muddat se chaha hai tumeh,
badi duaon se paaya hai tumeh,
Tujeh bhulane ki sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tujeh!

Tusi bade gr8 ho, rsgule di pl8 ho,
cok di cr8 ho, ande da oml8 ho,
sms krne me bde la8 ho, jlebi di tra str8 ho.
Par jo bhi ho, tusi mere fav8 ho

Hum nazaro se dur hai ankho se nahi,
hum khwabo se dur hai khayalo se nahi,
hum dil se dur hai dhadkan se nahi,
hum apse dur hai apki yado se nahi.

As the day turns into night,
keep your worries out of sight.
Close your eyes and go to sleep,
for all the good times are yours to keep.
Sweetest dreams & Good Night!

Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.

With my
1 Heart...
2 eyes...
5 litre blood...
206 bones...
1.2million Red Cells...
60 trillion D.N.A.'s...
I wish u "All the very best of LUCK"...

1) Ek pal me bhula diya hamko, ek pal me juda ho gaye, abhi to mere saath the,
abhi na jane kahan kho gaye, kahi soh to nahi gaye?

2) Mitti meri kabr se churata hai koi, mar kar bhi yaad ata hai koi, ae khuda ek
pal ki jindagi aur de mujhe, udas meri kabr se jata hai koi

3) Raat gujri phir mehekti subah ayi, dil dhadka phir tumhari yaad ayi, aanko ne
mehsoos kiya uss hawa ko , jo tumhe chhukar hamare pass ayi.

4) Dil to Jalkar rakh ho gaya, magar in ankho se roya na gaya, kuch jakhm judai
ke aise mile ki phoolon ke bister pe bhi soya na gaya.

5) Raat hui jab shaam k baad, teri yaad ayi har baat ke baad, humne khamosh
rehkar bhi dekha, teri awaaj ayi har saans ke baad..

6) Chirago se andhere door ho jate, toh chand ki chahat hamme na hoti, agar kat
sakti akeli ye jindagi to apki jaroorat hamme na hoti..
7) Log har manzil ko mushkil samajhte hai, ham har mushkil ko manzil samajhte
hai. Bada fark hai log aur hamare nazarie me, log dil ko dard aur ham dard ko
dil samajhte hai..

8) Friendship is a collection of hearts, ready 2 give, share and understand. It
never fades & never ends. It only reminds us that life is not perfect without a
friend...

9) When clouds breaks rain fall.
When coconut breaks water falls.
When luv breaks tears falls.
But wen
Friendship breaks life falls completly So nvr brk frndshp..

10) Love :
Its not the "presence" of something which brings "meaning" to life, but its the
way that "someone" touches ur heart which gives life a beautiful meaning..

11) AGAR AAP MUJHE 'SMS' NAHI KAROGE TOH,
BHAGWAN AAPKO,
MULAYAM KI AKAL,
LALOO KI SHAKAL,
JAYA KI JAWANI,
UMA KI WANI,
KALAAM JAISE BAAL
AUR
ATAL KI CHAAL DEGA...

12) I dropped a Tear in the ocean while Thinking of You. And I Promised to be
Your friend Till I find it.... Now did you know how long i need your
friendship.? ...

13) What iS gr8 love ? Its wen u hide tears n still case 4 her . Its wen she
ignores u n u still LOVE her . Its wen she begins love another n u still SMILE

14) Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!

15) Never Blame A Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days
Give
You Experience. Both Are Essential In Life. All Are Gods' Blessings..Good
Morning..
16) Yaaden teri rakh di hai sambhalkar,
Dur kahi is dil se nikalkar.
Sab kuch to vapas le liya hai aapne dur jaakar,
in yaadon ko bhi le jana kisi roz aakar..

17) 1 barsat ki raat
-ek bhigi ladki,
-bhiga badan,
-bhigi zulfe,
-bhige hoth,
-Hum dono ki nazare mili,
-use dekhke aisa laga ki
.
.
.Kal use 100 % sardi hogi!

18) "Raat ki khamoshi raas nahi aati"
"Meri parchayi bhi ab mere paas nahi aati"
"Kuch aati hai toh bas teri yaad jo aakar ek pal bhi mujhse door nahi jaati"..

19) Khushbu ki tarah aapke paas bikhar jayenge, Sukun bankar dil mein utar
jayenge,Mehsus karneki koshish kijiye, dur hokar bhi paas nazar ayenge.

21) Bewaja kisi ko sataya nahi karte,
had se jyada kisi ko tadpaya nahi karte,
jinki sanse chalti ho apke sMs se,
une apne sMs k liye rulaya nahi karte. . .

22) Jitna pyar paya hai tumse.
Ussse aur jyada pane ko jee chahata hai.
Jane who kaun se khoobi hai aap mein
ki har rishta aapse banane ko jee chahata hai..

23) Pyar karnevale PARESAN ho
jate he
Shadi karnevale SHARABI ho
jate he,
Divorce denevale DEVDAS ho
jate he,
Ham se Dosti karnevale MSG
SE MEHARBAN ho jate he

24) THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: "Treat everyone with politeness, even those who
are
rude to you, not because they are not nice, but because YOU are nice!.

25) Dil k zakhmo par mat ro mere yaar,
wkt har zkhma kaa marham hota hai,
dil se jo sachaa pyaar kare, unka to khuda bhi deewana hota hai..

26) Jab jab aapse milane ki ummid nazar ayi,
Mere paav mai janjir nazar ayi,
Gir pade aasun aakhon se , or har ek aasun mai aapki tasvir nazar ayi..
27)Chahane se koi baat nahi hoti, thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti, jinhe
chahate hai jaan se zyada, unse aaj kal mulakaat hi nahi HOTI.-

28) Vo dil kya jo milne ki dua na kare,tujhe bhul kar jiyun khuda na kare,rahegi
teri dosti meri zindagi bankar,ye baat aur hai agar zindagi hi vafa na
kare....!!

29)Jo Hadse Na Guzar Jaye Wo Pyar Hi Kya. Jo Pyar Karnepe Majbur Na Karde
Wo
Ikrar Hi Kya. Intezar To Sab Karte He, Saanse Tutne Tak Jo Sath Na De Wo Yaar
Hi
Kya!!

30) Pee hai sharab har gali har mehkhane se,ek dosti si ho gai hai sharab ke jam
se,gujre hai hum kuch aise mukam se ki nafarat si ho gai mohabbat ke naam se.

31) Har dhadkan mein ek raz hota hain, har baat ko batane ka ek andaz hota hai,
jab tak thokar na lage bewafai ki, har kisi ko apne pyar par naz hota hai.

32) Yeh sach hai ki. Aa jata hai shohrat ka Asar.. insaan to kiya dar-o-deewar
badal jate hai.. Aur bewafa badle ya naa badle.. Waqt aane par wafadar badal
jate hai.

33) Dosti Ke Nam Pe Diwane Chale Aate Hai. Shama Ke Piche Parwane Chale
Aate
Hai. Tumhe Yad Na Aayee Khair. Aana Meri Maut Par. Us Din To Begane Bhi Chale
Aate Hai.

34) Hum ne jindagi ki shuruaat 's' se ki.
S se SURAJ
S se SUBAH
S se SWAGAT
S se SAAZ
S se SANGIT
par fir 's' se SAMAY ne aeisi karvat badli ki 's' se hamari SHAADI ho gai. Aur
fir jivan ka arth 's' se SAANS,SASURAL,
SALA ,SALI, SASUR aur 'SANKAT' ho gaya .To hum 's' se SAMADHI lene wale hai,
is
liye 's' se thoda dur rahena mere yaro.

35) Dosti Ke Nam Pe Diwane Chale Aate Hai. Shama Ke Piche Parwane Chale
Aate
Hai. Tumhe Yad Na Aayee Khair. Aana Meri Maut Par. Us Din To Begane Bhi Chale
Aate Hai.

36) Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai, ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai, pyar
to pal bhar me ho jata hai, magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai....



37) Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,
yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,
ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,
jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!

38) 'Ek mulakat anjan hoti hai, Anjan se hi to pehchan hoti hai. Jaha dekho waha
ishq ke bimar bethe hai, Hajaro mar chuke hai lekin sekdo taiyar bethe hai..e
hai..

39) Lamha lamha intzar kiya us lamhe ke liye or woh lamha aya bhi to bus ek
lamhe ke liye,guzarish yehi hai khuda se ke kash woh lamha fir aye 1 lamhe ke
liye .

40) Khuda se thoda reham khareed lete, aapke zakhmon ka marham khareed lete,
agar kahin bikti khusiyan meri, to saari bech kar aapka har gum khareed lete..

41) Phool khilte hai baharo ka sama hota hai aise mousam me to pyar java hota
hai dil ki bato ko to hotho se nahi kahete ye afsana to nigaho se baya hota
hai...

42) Nasha hum karte hai ilzam sharab ko diya jata hai per isme kusoor sharab ka
nahi unka hai jinka chehra hamein har jaam mein nazar aata hai..

44) Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.Ab suraj ko hi dekho lo aata hai USHA
ke saath,rehta hai KIRAN ke saath aur jaata hai SANDHYA ke saath.

45) Khuda bhi na jaane kaise kaise rishte banaa deta hai,
Jin ko hum kabhi jaante bhi nahi the...
Unko jaan se bhi pyaara bana deta hai...

46) Koi wada nahi fir bhi tera intazar hai,judai ke bavjut bhi tujse pyar
hai,tere chahere ki udasi de rahi hai gawahi,mujse milne ke lia tu bhi bekarar..

47) Dhoop hoti hai suraj se, jalna zameen ko padtaa hai, mohobbat hoti hai aap
se tadapna hum ko padta hai..

48) zubaan se naam lete hi aankho se aanshu chalak jaate hai, kabhi hazaro baate
kiya karte the aaj ek baat te liye bhi taras jaate hai.

49) Har taraf noor hai khusboo hai Teri ankhon mein kaisa jadoo hai Sari duniya
hai meri jholi mein Aur duniya meri bas tu hai

50) Sooni zindagi me halchal mehsoos hui,bejan dil me dhadkan mehsos hui,jane
kyu aaj aisa laga,shayad tumhari kami mehsoos hui.

51) Ugta hua suraj dua de aapko, khilta hua phool khusbo de aapko hum to kuch
dene ke kabil nahi hai, dene wala hazar khushiyan de aapko..!!

52) Pilana farz tha kuch bhi pila diya hota Sharab kam thi to pani mila diya
hota Agar zuban pe sharm-o-haya ka pehra tha To muskura ke sar hi hila diya
hota..


53) Devdas ko babu ji ne kaha ghar chod do,maa ne kaha paro chod do ,paro ne
kaha sharab chod do,par TUMSE kis ullu ne kaha sms karna chod do
54) Aansuon Me na dhoondna hamein,Dil me hum bas jaayenge! Tamanna ho agar
milne
ki, to band aankhon me nazar aayenge!!

55) Aaj khushiyo ki koi badhai dega, Nikla hai chand to dikai dega,ae dost dosti
ki hai hmne aapse, Aapka ek aansu bhi ghira to sunai dega..

56) Kisne kaha judai hogi,Kisi gair ne ye khabar udai hogi..Bade shaan se
rahenge hum aap k dil me, Itne dino me kuch to jagah banai hogi..!

57) Kya aap confidence se chalte hai...
kya aap penalty bharte hai...
kya aap mobile ke bill se darte hai...
To aap sms kyon nahi karte hai?... La la la la la

58) Hasraton ki nigahon pe sakth pehra hai.Na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai.
Teri chahat ki kasam ae dost, apni dosti ka rishta pyar se bhi gehra hai...

59) Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai....reh reh kar mujh ko to
bas ek hi khayal aata hai....woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!

60) Hasna jindagi hai, has kar gum boolana jindagi hai,jeet kar hanse to kya
hanse,haar kar khushiyan manaana jindagi hai

61) Log kehte hain jise hum chahte hain wo chand ka tukda hai,Per hum kehte hai
ki hum jise chahte hai chand uska tukda hai.

62) Rasm e ulfat sikha gaya koi Dil ki duniya pe chha gaya koi Taa qayamat kisi
tarah na bujhe Aag aisi laga gaya koi

63) Ik zara si bhool khata ban gayi, meri vafai hi meri saza ban gai, dil liya
aur khel kar tod diya, hamari jaan gai unki adaa ban gai.

64) Ek adaa apki dil churani ki,ek adaa apki dil mein bas jane ki ek chehra apka
chand ke jaisa,ek zid hamarie chand ko pane ki...

65) mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola,mai jalta hu to tu kyu pigalti hai? Mombati
boli,jisko dil me jagah di ho wo bichade to ansoon to niklte hai.

66) Maussam bada behal hai sur hai na tall hai msg box bhi kangaal hai,kya aapki
msg factory mein bhi hadtaal hai?

67) Dil pe churi chala de kisi bhi tara ji longa na koi shikayat leke lav pe is
dil ne chaha tujhe ye beshak hai dekha na tujhe to kya huya pyar dekhai se nahi
hota

68) kisi ki chahat pe jinda rehne wale hum na the,kisi pe mar mitne wale hum na
the aadat si pad gayi tumhe yaad karne ki, warna kisi ko yaad karne wale hum na
the.

69) Jab kabhi tera naam lete hai Dil se hum inteqam lete hai Meri barbadiyo ke
afsane Mere yaro ke naam lete hai Bas yehi ek jurm hai apna Hum muhabat se
kaam
lete hai.

70) Raah asaan ho gayi hogi Jaan pehchaan ho gayi hogi Phir palat kar nigah nahi
aayi Tujhpe qurbaan ho gayi hogi Teri zulfo ko chedti thi hawa Khud pareshan ho
gay

71) Dilse teri yaad na jaye to me kya karu,tasvir me tu hi tu aaye to mai kya
karu,lene ko to le aau tumhe khwabo me,par nind hi na aye to mai kya karu

72) Ap kya jano hum kitna yad karte hai,mano ya na mano har pal fariyad karte
hai,roz khat likhte hai CARTON NETWRK ko aur bas ap hi ko dikhane ki maang
karte
hai.

73) Dosti mai dil ka tamasa dekha nahi jata,Humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahijata.
Apne hisse ki sari khusiya lutadu tumper, Humse tera utra hua chehara dekha
nahijata

74) Jine ke liye aya hoon jike jayonga dost banaya hoon choor ke na jaonga
jhijag kyu rahi ho dil ki bat kholke jara bata ke to dekho

75) Pilana farz tha kuch bhi pila diya hota Sharab kam thi to pani mila diya
hota Agar zuban pe sharm-o-haya ka pehra tha To muskura ke sar hi hila diya hota

76) Tere dar pe wo aa hi jate hai jinko peene ki aas ho saqi Aaj itni pila de
ankhon se khatm rindo ke pyas ho saqi

77) Wada lakho karte hai gine chune usko nibhate hai mein wadha karta nahi lekin
kabhi agar kar lete hai to use nibhate bhi hai bharosa karo bat khlke bolo etrj
kya

78) Ik zara si bhool khata ban gayi, meri vafai hi meri saza ban gai, dil liya
aur khel kar tod diya, hamari jaan gai unki adaa ban gai.

79) Khoobiyan itni to nahi hum mein,ki kisi ke dil mein ghar kar jayenge par
bhoolna bhi aasaan nahi hoga,aisa zaroor kuch kar jaayenge....

80) Pata kya yeken hai dil kiske liye taras rahe hai bolne se yeh juba darta hai
taki bathe bandh na ho jaye

81) Kabhi to aasman se chand utre jaam ho jaye Tumhare naam ki ik khubsurat
sham
ho jaye Ujale apni yadon ke hamare sath rehne de Na jane kis gali me zindagi ki
sham ho jaye.

82) Raatein Gumnaam Hoti Hein, Din Kissi Ke Naam Hota Hai... Hum Zindagi
Kuchh
Iss Tarah Jitey Hein Ki Harr Lamha Doston Ke Naam Hota Hai !

83) Kabhi to aasman se chand utre jaam ho jaye Tumhare naam ki ik khubsurat
sham
ho jaye Ujale apni yadon ke hamare sath rehne de Na jane kis gali me zindagi ki
sham ho jaye.

84) Yeh mat sochna ke bhool jayenge tumhe, door rehkar bhi bahut chahenge
tumhe
, agar dost bankar raas na aaye to bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe.

85) Har subha apki hseen ho, har sham apki rangin ho, khuda aapka naam is kadar
kare roshn ki har shkhs apko pane ka shokin ho.

86) Kitna bebas hai insaan apni kismat ke aage, Kitne benoor hain sapne hakikat
ke aage, Koi ruki si dhadkan se puche,kitna tadapta hai dil mohabbat ke aage.

87) Fulo ki tarah hansti raho, Kaliyo ki tarah muskurati raho, Khuda se mangta
hu itna ki Tum mujhe hamesa yad aati raho.

88) Aaj fir se aakhein nam kyon hai ,Jise paya nahe use khoneka gam kyun hai ,
Tumse milkar bichde to ehsas hua,ki,Zindagi itne kam kyun hai..

89) Jo mai sochu woh tum socho yeh ho nahi sakta, phir bhi bekhabar raho tum
yeh
mujhe manjoor nahi hota

90) Hasne ke bad kyun rulati hai ye duneya ?Jane ke bad kyun bulati hai ye
duniya ? Zindgi mein kya kasar baki thi jo marne ke baad jalati hai ye duniya.

91) zubaan se naam lete hi aankho se aanshu chalak jaate hai, kabhi hazaro baate
kiya karte the aaj ek baat te liye bhi taras jaate hai.

92) Har taraf noor hai khusboo hai Teri ankhon mein kaisa jadoo hai Sari duniya
hai meri jholi mein Aur duniya meri bas tu hai

93) sooni zindagi me halchal mehsoos hui,bejan dil me dhadkan mehsos hui,jane
kyu aaj aisa laga,shayad tumhari kami mehsoos hui.

94) Ugta hua suraj dua de aapko, khilta hua phool khusbo de aapko hum to kuch
dene ke kabil nahi hai, dene wala hazar khushiyan de aapko..!!

95) Ye chamakte sitare kis kaam ke Ye haseen nazare kis kaam ke Jise tufan se
takrana acha lage Uske liye kinare kis kaam ke

96) Sochte sab hai badalta koi nahi Dil ki raah pe chalta koi nahi Tej chalna to
sabko aata hai Thokar lagne pe sambhalta koi nahi

97) Soch ko badlo sitare badal jayenge ;Nazar ko badlo najare badal jayenge
Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi Dishao ko badlo KINARE badal jayenge

98) usko chaha bhi to izhaar karna na aaya,kat gayi umr saari hamein pyar karna
na aaya.usne manga bhi agar kuch to judai mangi,aur hamein inkar karna bhi na
aaya!

99) Mere sath sath sada raha woh meri nazar se chupa hua Ye ajeeb si jo misal
hai na kabhi mila na juda hua Jise le gai hai abhi hawa woh varak tha dil ki
kitab ka Kahin ansuo se likha hua kahin ansuon se mita hua

100) Sar jhukaoge to pathar devta ho jayega Use itna mat chaho woh bewafa ho
jayega Main khuda ka naam lekar pi raha hun dosto Zehar bhi usme agar hoga to
dava ho jayega Hum bhi dariya hai hame apna hunar malum hai Jis taraf bhi chal
padenge rasta ho jayega

101) Sata sata ke hamen ashqbar karti hai Tumhari yaad bahut beqaraar karti hai
Gila nahi ke nasibo ne kar diya hai juda Teri judaai bhi hamse pyar karti hai

102) AE BARISH JARA THAM KE BARAS.... JAB MERA YAAR AA JAYE TO JAM
KE BARAS.....
PEHLE NA BARAS KI WO AA NA SAKE..... PHIR ITNA BARAS KI WOH JA NA
SAKE.

103) Gujare the jo lamhe tere sath, talash unhe yeh nazar bar bar karti hai, gum
nahi jo kismat ne juda kar diya, teri judai bhi to hamse pyar karti hai

104) Zindagi mai kuch na mila humko to kya gum hai Aapka pyar mila humko kya
ye
kam hai Aapki dil mein ek chotisi jagah jo palun to woh jagah kya tajmahal se
kam hai

105) Har raat diye se saja rakhi hai, har havva se shart laga rakhi hai, jane
kis gali se guzre dost mera, har gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai..

106) Mehfil na sahi tanhai to milti hai...Milan na sahi judai to milti
hai...Kaun kehta hai mohabbat mein kuch nahi milta...Wafa na sahi bewafai to
milti hai...

107) Jam kadva hai magar itna bi nahi ki piya na jaye,zindgi me dard hai magar
itna nahi ki jiya na jaye,mana call&sms ka charge hai magar itna nahi ki kiya na
jaye

108) Har ishk ka matlab gam nahi hota,duriyan badhne se pyar kam nahi hota,waqt
bewaqt ho jati hai aankhen nam kyonki yaadon ka koi mausam nahi hota.

109) Jam kadva hai magar itna bi nahi ki piya na jaye,zindgi me dard hai magar
itna nahi ki jiya na jaye,mana call&sms ka charge hai magar itna nahi ki kiya na
jaye!

110) Kismat ruth gayi dil ke tar tut gaye aap jo ruth gaye sapne bhi tut gaye
baki rahe khazane mein do aasu yaad aapki aayi to wo bhi lut gaye..

111) Life brings KABHI KUSHI KABHI GAM,when it ends NA TUM JANO NA
HUM,so lets
do MASTI 2gether,who knows KAL HO NA HO,but whenever u need a
truefriend,MAIN
HOON NA!


113) Logo ko kehte suna aksar, zinda rahe to phir milenge... magar iss dil ne
mehsus kiya hai... Milte rahenge to zinda rahenge...
114) Unki Tasviro ko seene se laga lete hai,is tarah judai ka gam mita dete
hai,kisi tara kabhi unka zikr ho jaye to bheegi palko ko juka lete hai

115) Aapke khayalonse fursat nahi milti... hame ek pal ki raahat nahin milti...
mil to jata hai sab kuch..bas aapki ek jhalak nahin milti.

116) Meherban hoke mujhe bula lo chahe jis waqt Main gaya waqt nahi ke phir aa
bhi na saku

117) Mana ke bhool jana aapki fitrat hai sahi, magar hame bhul jana apki kismat
me nahi,chahoTo ajma ke dekh lo,khud ko bhul jaoge par hame nahi.

118) Us ki hasrat hai jise dil se mita bhi na saku, dundhne us ko chala hu jise
pa bhi na saku

119) Achi surat ko sanvarne ki zarurat kya hai Sadgi bhi to qayamat ki ada hoti
hain

120) Uske dushman hai bahut aadmi acha hoga Woh bhi meri tarah shahar me
tanha
hoga Itna sach bol ke hontho ka tabassum na bujhe Roshni khatm na kar aage
andhera hoga

121) Aisa lagta hai zindagi tum ho Ajnabi kaise ajnabi tum ho Main zamin ka
ghana andhera hoon Asmano ki chandni tum ho

122) Tum dur sahi majbur sahi par yaad tumhari aati hai, tum saans wahan lete ho
par badbu yahan tak aati hai Use Chota pepsodent ab only Rs 5/

123) Ai muhabbat tere anjam pe rona aaya Jane kyu aaj tere naam pe rona aaya
Kabhi taqdir ka matam kabhi duniya ka gham Manzile ishq mein har gaam pe rona
aaya

124) Aapke khayalonse fursat nahi milti... hame ek pal ki raahat nahin milti...
mil to jata hai sab kuch..bas aapki ek jhalak nahin milti.

125) Baris ko english mei Rain kahate hi,kisi ke lia ye Dil tarpe use Baichain
kahte hi,jese Aap jaisa pyara Dost mile uese sab JEALOUSY karte hi.

126) Shayad aa jayega saqi ko taras abke baras Mil na paya un ankho ka bhi ras
ab ke baras Haye un madbhari ankho ke chalakte jaam Aur badh kai peene ki
hawas
abke baras

127) Apno ke situm hamse batlaye nahi jate Ye hadse woh hai jo samjhaye nahi
jate Ek umr ki kosish se bhula di hai teri yaad Lekin teri yaad ke saye nahi
jate



128) Muskurate hue ankho me sanam aate hai Aap kya jane kaha se mere gham
aate
hai Aapko hamse pyar me shikayat kya hogi Apko pyar ke andaz hi kam aate hai

129) Kya zamana tha hum roz mila karte the Raat bhar chand ke hamrah chala
karte
the Dekh ke jo hame chup chap guzar jata hai Kabhi is saksh se hum pyar kiya
karte the.

130) Shairi mein dimaag nahi dil zaroori hai Kuch jigar ka khoon ho shamil
zaroori hai Sirf lafjo ki tukbandi shairi nahi Sher ho dil pe lagne ke qabil
zaroori hai

131) Har seene mein dil hota hai,har dil mein ek raaz ki baat hoti hai,har koi
nahi bana sakta TAJ MAHAL,Par har dil mein ek MUMTAZ hoti hai.

132) kabhi ki hogi suraj ne chand se mohobbat, tabhi to chand me daag hai,
mumkin hai ki chand se hui hogi bewafai tabhi to suraj me aag hai.

133) Tamna kuch bhi nahi hai,ek tere didar ke siva,jindagi adhuri hai,sanam tere
pyar ke siva!!

134) Arz kiya hai.agar aapki shakal gadhe se milti hai,agar aapki shakal gadhe
se milti hai,to isme gadhe ki kya galti hai.

135) Jindagi nahi hume dosto se pyari, dosto pe hajir hai jaan humari. Ankho
mein hamari aansu hai to kya, jaan se bhi pyari hai muskan tumhari.

136) La pila de saqiya paimana paimane ke baad Hosh ki baate karunga hosh me
aane ke baad Waqt do hi zindagi me guzre hai kathin Ek tere aane se pahle ek
tere jane ke baad.

137) Zindagi sabko milay zaroori to nahi,mohabat sabko milay zaroori to
nahi.Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain,woh bhi hume yaad kare zarori to nahi.

138) Ankho mein raha dil me utar kar nahi dekha Kasti ke musafir ne kabhi
samandar nahi dekha Bewaqt agar jaunga sab chauk padenge Muddat hui din me
kabhi
ghar nahi

139) Dard ki had se guzarna to abhi baqi hai Tut ke mera bikharna to abhi baqi
hai Pas akar mera dukhdard batanewale Mujhse katra ke guzarna to abhi baqi hai

140) Dhal gaya aftab ai saqi La pila de sharab ai saqi Maikada chod kar kaha
jaye Hai zamana kharab ai saqi Jaam bhar de gunahgaro ke Hai ye bhi ek savab ai
saqi

141) Muskurate hue ankho me sanam aate hai Aap kya jane kaha se mere gham
aate
hai Aapko hamse pyar me shikayat kya hogi Apko pyar ke andaz hi kam aate hai

142) Na BOTTEL me, Na JAAR me, Na HOTEL me, Na BAR me, Na BIKE pe,
Na CAR me, ab to din guzarte hai apke SMS ke INTEZAR me.

143) Safar me dhoop to hogi jo chal sako to chalo Sabhi hai bhid me tum bhi
nikal sako to chalo Yaha koi kisi ko rasta nahi deta Muje gira ke tum sambhal
sako to chalo

144) aap gairon ki batein karte ho,humne apno ko aazmaya hai,log kanto se
bachke
chalte hain,humne phoolon se jhakam khaya hai.

145) Mere taraf se aapko ek pappi, Apki friend ko ek pappi, Apki friend ki
friend ko bhi ek pappi kyonki aaj hi mere Dogi ne dus pappi ko janam dia hai.

146) Zindagi to anjan ho gai thi mayusion se ghir ke hairan ho gayi thi achanak
dekha har taraf khusian hai, haan tum jaise dost se pehchan jo ho gayi thi.:-)

147) Khoobiyan itni to nahi hum mein,ki kisi ke dil mein ghar kar jayenge par
bhoolna bhi aasaan nahi hoga,aisa zaroor kuch kar jaayenge....

148) Dosti bhitumhi se aur tumhi se bus izhar kiya. tu kya jane kal tere bulawe
ka humne kitna intzar kiya.Sayd ise aas mai ki aap kuch to kahengi apna
VALENTINE Chla gaya..

149) Mandir mein job karta hoon, Masjid mein adab karta hoon, insan se kahin
khuda na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon

150) Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi
hai,tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.


151) Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.Sagar se gehra koi nahi.Aab aapki kya tarif
karu...Dost me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!****

152) Hame itna pyar mat karna ki duniya me mashhoor ho jaye aur na hi itna
bewafa banana ki ham duniya ko chodne ke liye majboor ho jaye****

153) Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko, Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko, hum to
kuch
dene ke kabil nahi hai,dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko!**

154) es duniya me dost kam milenge, Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge, jaha
duniya nazar fer legi, us mor pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..****

155) Aapko ashirwad mile baroo se, piyar mile chhoto se, Khushiya mile jag se,
pyar mile sab se, daulat mile rab se, yahi dua hai DIL SE!

156) Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he, Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he,
yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS, Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi
hai...!!****

157) Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai, yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai, apse
dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai, magar aapko bhulna apane bas ke bahar ki baat
ho gai!

158) Arz hai unki galiyon k chakkar kaatte kaatte kutte hamare yaar ho gaye, wo
to hamare na ho sake par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...****
159) Life is like: MATHS: Friend kO Plus karO + Dushman kO Minus karO -
Khushia
kO Multiply karO * Gam kO Divide karO :- aur . Life kO enjoy karO!

160) TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,PEPSI ka cr8 ho,ANDE ka oml8
ho,SMS
KARANE ME bade le8 ho,JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,PER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

161) Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai, nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti
hai,tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati
hai...

162) Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai... sochta hu
ki bijli katva lu.... ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai...

163) Aisi Dosti hamari ki dil chahye tu har safar har dagar me mile, mar bhi jau
to pyar rahe kayam aur tu sath wali kabar me mile.****

164) 'MOHABBAT means...'M - aut O - oljhan H - aarna A - asoo B - barbadi B -
ewafai A - ndhera T - anhai, I agree? Do you?****

165) Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery zyada chalti hai!****

166) Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me
"MIKE",AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH Kya zamana Aaya hai!!!****

167) Evolution of Man,Shadi se pahale,HERO No.1 Shadi k baad,COOLIE No.1
Shadi
se pahale,Meine Pyar Kiya Shadi k bad,Yeh Meine kya kiya****

168) Kya bindas hawa chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain, Cow log grass
eat rahele hain, shane log SMS kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele
hain...

169) Apko MULAYAM ki akal, LALOO ki shakal, Mayawati ki wani, JAYA ki jawani,
KALAM jaise baal, ATAL jaisi chaal mile.. GOOD LUCK****

170) Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi, socha tha dil
se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko, par wo toh bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi...

171) Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar de, tadap rahe hain hum yahan, ab
aur na intazar de, awaz mat suna, ae zalim magar, ek MISSED call to mar
de...****

172) Aasman me itne tare ho ki asma na dikhai de, Aap ki zindagi me itni
khushiya ho, ke gam na dikhai de.



173) Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi,Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi, bus yehi
gila hai tumse dost, tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi..
174) jo asaani se mile wo hai gum,jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,jo kisi kisi
ko mile wo hai pyaar,jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai"APUN KA SMS***

175) Sabne Kaha Dosti ek dard hai,Humne kaha dard kabul hai,sabne kaha is dard
ke saath ji nahi paoge,humne kaha teri dosti ke sath marna kabul hai... ***

176) Dil ki hasti bikhar gai hoti,aur Ruh ke Zakhm bhar gaye hote,jindagi aap
jaise dosto ki amanat hai,varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote...

177) Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,wo
dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho...

178) ishq karnay kay bhi kuch aadab hotay hain
khule ankhoun main bhi kuch khuab hotay hain
har koi roo kay dekhai yeh zarore to nahi
khushk ankhoun main bhi selaab hotay hain.

179) Kai raaz aise hote hai jo kahe ni jate,
kai dil aise hote hai jo tode ni jate,
aur kuch ap jaise DOST hote hai jo chode ni jaate..

180) Kuch aise din b meri zindagi mei aaye hai..
Aankhe jab roti hai honth muskaraye hai,
sabse jyada jo dur gaye mere daman se,jaane ku sabse adhik yaad wahi aaye hai..

181) Kismat se apni sabko shikayat ku hoth hai?
Jo Nahi Mil Sakta Usise Mohobbat Ku Hoti Hai???
Kitne kante hai raho mei , fir bi dil ko UsiKi aane ki aas kyu hoti hai...

182) Kuch bikhre Sapne hai,
Kuch tuti Yaadein hai..
Ek chota sa aasman aur ek ummeed ki zamin hai..
Yu toh bahut kuch hai zindagi mei,
sirf jise chahte hai Usiki kami hai...

183) Do kadam to sab chalte hai per zindagi bhar sath koi ni nibhata..
Agar ro kar bhulai jati yaadein,
to has kar gum koi nahi chupata..

184) Yah meri talaash ka jurm hai, ya meri wafa ka kasoor hai, jo dil k jitney karib
hai, Woh nazar se utne hi door hai..

185) abh sakoon hai toh boolne mein hai , lekin uss shakhsh ko bhulaye kaun,
aaj fir dil hai kuch udaas udaas dekhiey aaj yaad aye kaun...

186) Dost tera bahut sahara hai,warna is duniya mein kaun hamara hai,log marte
hai maut aane par,hamay to aapke dosti ne mara hai..

187) Zakhm dene ka andaz kuch aisa hai.Zakhm dekar puchte hai ab hal kaisa
hai.Kisi ek se gila kya karna yaro,sari dunia ka mizaz ek jaisa hai..
188) Kaash ham SMS hote, Ek klik mein tumhare paas hote, Bhale tum hame
delete
kar dete, par kuch pal ke liye ham tumhara ehsas to hote...!

189) KHUSHBOO ne phool ko ek EHSAS BANAYA .Phool ne BAAG ko kuch khaas
BANAYA
chahat ne mohabbat ko EK PYAS banaya aur is mohabbat ne EK aur "DEVDAS"
;banaya

191) Is duniya mein 3 tarah ke log hi khusnasib hote hain, 1) wo jinhe sachha
pyaar milta hai, 2) jinhe achha yaar milta hai aur 3) jinhe mera sms bar bar
milta hai

192) Dost kabhi dosto se khafaa nahi hote.. Mil jaye dil to kabhi juda nahi hote
bhula dena meri kamiyon ko. Kyu ki insan kabhi khuda nahi hote....

193) Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hai ke shayad koi hamen yaad to karta
hai beshak milne na aaye per chandh lamhen hum per barbaad to karta hai.!

194) Sitam karo ya na karo, hum gila nahi karte, virano mein phool kabhi khila
nahi karte, magar itna yaad rakhana hum jaise dost bar-bar mila nahi karte

195) HAR KASHTI ka sahil nahi hota kimti chiz ke har koi kabil nahi hota,..Ye to
tumhari kismat aachi hai varna tumhare jaise ,ladko, ke paas mobile
nahi hota .

196) SAPNO KI DUNIA SAJA RAKHI HAI,MOHABAT KI JYOTI JALA RAKHI
HAI,MERE DIL KO
AB KOI NHI BACHA SAKTA,PATHAR DIL SE PYR KI UMEED JO LAGA RAKHI HA

198) Jaam tutne ka bahana na kar, Hum to teri aakhon se pee lenge,Tu mat aa
lakin aane ka wada to kar,Hum tere intjar mein jee lenge......

199) Rab ne jab tujhe banaya hoga ek surur uske dil mein aya hoga,sochta hoga
kya doonga tohfe mein tujhe,tab usne mujhe banaya hoga.....!!!!

200) Ek din hamare aansoon hum se pooch baithe hame roj roj kyon bulate
ho?......Hamne kaha hum yaad unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho...

201) Zakhm dene ka andaz kuch aisa hai.Zakhm dekar puchte hai ab hal kaisa
hai.Kisi ek se gila kya karna yaro,sari dunia ka mizaz ek jaisa hai..

202) Bole wo dosti,chup rahe wo pyar; milaye wo dosti,juda karaye wo pyar ;
hasaye Wo dosti,rulayeWo pyar; phirBhi log dosti chodkar kyo karte hai pyar

203) Aisa lagta hai zindagi,tum ho ajnabe,kaise ajnabe tum ho? Mai zamen par
gana andhera hu,asman ki chandni tum ho! Ab koi aarzu nahi baki.. Jusatju meri
aakhri tum ho.. Dosto se wafa ki umeeden..? Kis zamane ke admi tum ho?

204) Har mulaqat unse adhuri si rahi, har khushi mein kuch kami si rahi, khwab
kya dekhe tumhare humne, neend ki ankhon se dushmani se rahi..
205) Mohabat ke naam par dewaane chale aate hai, Shama ke peeche parwane
chale
aate hai.Tum bhi chale aana meri maut par,Us din toh begaane bhi chale
aate hai.

206) Apki chal mor jaisi, awaaz koyal jaisi, dimag lomdi jaisa, gussa sher
jaisa, kitna acha hota ki do teen quality insano ki hoti.

207) Bahut khubsurat hai yeh sath tumhara, bana dijiye isse kismat hamari, usse
aur kya chahiye duniya mai, mil gayi ho jisse dosti tumhari....

208) Tumne Bhi Rangoli Sajayi Hogi
Matwaali Diwaali Manayi Hogi
Bujha Hua Chirag Dekhkar
Humari Yaad to Aayi Hogi

209) pyar karne wale ki kismat buri hoti hai,har mulakat judai ki ghadi hoti
hai, waqt mile to rishte ki kitab padh lena,dosti khoon ke rishte se badkar
hoti hai.

210) Kyon? bade bade sher kehna baye haath ki ART samajhte ho... dusron ke
msg
forward karte ho aur khud ko bada SMART samajhte ho!

211) Shadi karni thi Par kismat khuli nahi Taj banana tha Par mumtaj mili nahi
Ek din kismat khuli Aur sadi ho gaye Ab Taj banana hai Par ab ye mumtaj marti
nahi

212) Kismat ruth gayi dil ke tar tut gaye aap jo ruth gaye sapne bhi tut gaye
baki rahe khazane mein do aasu yaad aapki aayi to wo bhi lut gaye..

214) Na gulfam chaiye na salam chaiye Na mubarak ka paigham chaiye Jisko pee
kar
hosh ud jaye Labo ko aisa jaam chaiye

215) palkon me qaid kuchh sapne hai, kuchh begane kuchh apne hai, na jane kya
KASHISH he in khayalon mai woh gair hoke bhi kitne apne hai.

216) Aisa nahi ki aap ki yaad aati nahi, khata sirf itni ki hum batate nahi,
DOSTI aap ki anmol hai hamare liye, Samjte ho aap isliye jatate nahi.

217) Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,koi acha sa phool hota to mali se mangwate,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...

218) Na 'Sachhai' badi hai,Na 'Khuddari' badi hai,Na 'Bhalai' badi hai,Na
'Imandari' badi hai.Bada woh hai jiske ghar ke bahar Mercedes Benz khadi hai.

219) Aasman hum se naaraz hai, taaren humse dushwar hai,
woh sab humse jalte hai, kyunki.
Chaand se behtar DOST hamare paas hai...

220) Kabhi kabhi in ankhon me nami si hoti hai.
Kabhi kabhi in hoton pe hasi si hoti hai.
E dost wo tum hi ho, jis se meri jindagi zinda dil hoti hai.

Kisi Moor Par Hum Aap Ko Khonay Nahin Den Gain, Judda Hona Chahao Tu Bhi
Honay Nahin Den Gain, Chaandni Raaton Main Aye Gi Meri Yaad, Meri Yaad K
Woh Pal Aap Ko Soonay Nahin Den Gain

Ga Sakoon Aap Ka Naghma, Par Woh Saaz Kahan Say Laon Suna Sakoon Kuch
Aap Ko, Par Woh Andaaz Kahan Say Laon Yohn Tu Chaand Ki Tareef Karna
Aasaan Hai Par Kar Sakay Jo Aap Ki Tareef, Woh Alfaaz Kahan Say Laon

Ishq ke phool bhi khilte hain, bikhar jaate hain zakhm kaise bhi hon, kuch roze main
bhar jaate hain

Us khwabon main ab koi nahi aur hum bhi nahi Itne roze se aaye hain, chup chaap
guzar jaate hain
Nurm aawaaz, bholi baatain, mohazzab lehjaa Pehle baarish main hi, sab rang utar
jaate hain Raasta roke khari hai, wahi uljhan kab se Koi puche to kahen kya ke
kidhar jaate hain Bhoolne waale se koyi keh de zara is tarah yaad aane se kya
faaida, Jab mere dil ki duniya basaati nahin phir khayaalon mein aane se kya
faaida Kya kahoon aapse kitni umeeden thi Aap kya badle duniya badal si gayi,
Aasra de ke dil tod te hain mera Is tarah sataane se kya faaida, Chaar tinke jala ke
kya mil gaya Mit sakana zamane se mera nishaan,

Tum ne Humein Bhula Diya hum mein hi thi na koi baat,yaad na tum ko aa sake
tum ne humein bhula diya hum na tumhain bhula sake tum hi na sun sake ager
qissa gham sune ga koun? kis ki zaban khule gi phir,hum na ager suna sake hosh
mein aa chuke the hum josh mein aa chuke the hum bazam ka rang dekh ker sar
na magar utha sake ronaq bazam ban gaye,lab pe haqayatein rahen dil mein
shikayatein rahen,lab na magar hila sake shauq-e-wisal hai yahan,lab pe sawal hai
yahan kis ki majal hai yahan,hum se nazar mila sake {Ajnabi

kahan ansoon ki yeh sohat ho gi
naye loog hoon gay nayi baat ho gi

main har haal mian muskurata rahoon ga
tumhari muhabat agar sath ho gi

chargoon ko ankhoon main mehfooz rakhna
bari door tak raat hi raat ho gi

parishan hain hum bhi parishan ho tum bhi
chaloo mehkaday main wahein baat ho gi

chargoon ki lo say sitaroon ki zo tak
tumhain main miloon ga jahaan raat ho gi

jahan wadiyoon main naye phool aye
humri tumhari mulqat ho gi

sadaoon ko alfaaz milnay na payein
na badal ghirein gay na barsat ho gi
musafir hain hum bhi muafir ho tum bhi
kisi more per phir mulaqat ho gi

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ya mairi zindagi banja ya mujhy apna bana lay~
mujhy acha nahi lagta kisi kay khuaab may ana~
may taira khuaab hoon tu mujhko palko pay sajalay

tanhai mein apki yaad aayi,tanhai mitane ko humne 1 cigrate sulgai,par jane kaise
qayamat ho gayee ke dhooey ne bhi apki tadvir banayee.

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.. itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho.. kitni aasani
se JAAN le lete ho.. kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!

Arz kiya hai, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar
baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Ghanti bajainge aur
bhaag jayenge !

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab
tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

Maine poocha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin..... Chand bola....
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Arz kiya hai, Door se dekha to sntra tha, pass jake dekha to sntra tha, chil ke dekha
to bhi sntra tha, Khake dekha to bhi sntra tha. Wah kya sntra tha !

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi. Khudkhushi
karne chala, Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi.

Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion
ko naam tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska matlab
samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir-darar,
saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !

Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke
saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Moti hamar kutte ka naam !

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chere pe
chicken-pox ke daag hote, chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!

Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !
Osama Bin Laden's favourite song : " mainnikla, plane leke, o raste mein, newyork
mein, ik mod ayamein W.T.C. tod aaya... "

Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai. Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane
me tumhara kya jata hai ?!

unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha, unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq
tha, unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha !

Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota , hur musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota
,milte hai bahut log is tanha zindagi me ,pur koi dost tumsa pyara nahi hota.

Ek Ladka Ladki ... aha !!Raat Ke Andhere me ... aha !!Jhaadi ke piche .. aha !!
Daba Daba ke ... aha !!Chus Chus ke ... aha !!FROOTI pe rahe the ... aha !! ;-))

Yeh jo ladkiyon ke baal hote hain,Ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hain,Khoon chus
leti hain ladkon ka sara, tabhi toh inke Honth (lips) laal hote hain.

Wife : Agar Mai mar jaun to tum kya karoge ?Husband : Shayad mai mar
jaunga.Wife : kyon ?Husband : Kabhi Kabhi zyada Khushi janleva hoti hai.

It must have been a very rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't rain, it was
the sky who was crying bcoz it lost its most beautiful star and that was you.

Its not an achievement to make 100 Friends in a Year, but an achievement is to
make a FRIEND for 100 years, n I know I've made ONE, that U.

Friends Come & Go.... me ?? NEVER !!I'll stay and trouble you as long as I Can.
;-))The Ants are behind You !! Why ???Bcoz you are so sweet :-).

A sweeter smile, A brighter day, Hope everything turns out great for you today !!
Good Morning, Have a Nice Day.

Do you like me as I am or do I have to pray GOD to ... Improve your taste ;-)).

Positive thinking is like this.A little bird in the sky, U look up n it shits in ur eye & u
dont cry.U just thank GOD that Cows dont fly.

GALILEO: Great Mind.EINSTEIN: Genius Mind.NEWTON : Extraordinary
Mind.BILL GATES: Brilliant Mind.ME : Master Mind.YOU : Never Mind.

She came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touced me, she bit, sucked,
swalloed, when she was satisfied, she left, I was hurt... stupid Mosquito.

kismat kismat ki baat haiaaj din to kal kali raat haikabhi dhoop to kabhi barsat
haiyeh message ka silsila yunhi chalta rahega jab tak free sms ka saath hai.

Anewala Pal Jaane Wala Hai,Anewala Pal Jaane Wala Hai,Jitne Ho Sake Utne
Sms Bhejdalo.Ek Mahine Baad Phir Se Charge Lagnewala Hai.

Barsenge Barsenge Kal Phir SMS barsenge,Tumhari Lakhon Muskaan Ke
Khatir,Hum Dedh Rupiya Bhi Karchenge.
Darde Dil Mein Gam Ki Kaliyan Khilti Hain, Ab To Tanhayi Aksar Humse Milti
Hai,Aapne Bandh Kiya Jabse SMS Karna, Mobile Ki Battery Jyada Chalti Hai.

Voices by different countries women during sex...USA : Yeah.....Yeah....UK :
C'mon baby.....India: Uyi Maa...Pak : Bhai Jaan....Dhirese..Ammi Jag Jyegi...

Zandu Balm,Zandu Balm,Gote karde Jam,Lund ki Khujli Dur Kare,Chut ko De
Aaram,Zandu Balm, Zandu Balm..

Miranda Condom: Zor ka Jhatka Dhire Se LageMRF Condom: Extra Rubber Extra
MilageMOOV Condom: Aah se Aaha TakIODEX Condom: Andar Tak Jaye Aaram
Dilaye

Miya aur bibi me bhayanak jhagda ho gaya.Miya gusse se titmilata hua chillaya-
gaand maar doonga!!!Bibi boli:"Aage ki to sochte nahin, bus peeche pade rehte
ho.."

Once a elephant asked a camel:"Why do u have boobs on ur back?"Camel
replied:"thats a fucking good question from someone with a dick on his face."

Laloo bada chalak hai, 9 bacho ka baap hai,loloo bada nirala hai,Daswe aanewala
hai,ye andar ki baat hai, isme atal ka haath hai....

Zindagi mein tum bahut AAGE jaooge....kyunki tum jahan bi jaaoge,log
kahenge....................chal chal......AAGE jaa!!

Maine poocha chandse ke dekha hein kahin,mere yaar sahaseen,Chand na kaha,"
Gandu!!! Itane upar se kya GHANTA dikhega?"

Dosti karo collegewali se,Pyar karo officewali se,Programme karo padoswali
se,Ankh ladao sali se,love karo dil wali se,aur maar khao Gharwali se....

Bekabu hai dil firbhi jiye ja raha hu,khali hai botal firbhi piye ja raha hu,majburi to
dekho is dil ki,reply nahin milta,firbhi SMS kiye ja raha hu..

Every morning U R the 1st thing that come 2 my mind. I wish I would start my day
with U in my Bed. I Love Ur Feel to my Lips. U just make
my day. I Love You. NESCAFE :))

When I C the moon I C U, When I C the stars I C U, when I C the Sea I C U, get out
of the way you are blocking my view.

People Live.. People Die.. People Laugh.. People Cry.. Some Give Up.. Some Will
Try.. Some Say Hi.. Some Say Bye.. Others mayforget U but... Never Shall I ;;)

Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh
tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya :))

There is a meeting at Mental Hospital all doctors, nurses & attendents are present
but meeting have not started Bcoz patient is busy in reading this SMS.

Take My Eyes but let me c u. Take my mind but let me think about u.Take my hand
but let me touch u. But if u want to take my heart, its already with U.
Friends are like pieces of puzzle. If you lose one .. it will never be Complete
again.Just want you to know you are one of the pieces, I cant afford to lose.

Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aram nahi.Jee na lage kahi, E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi .....Aajka 44 degree celcius temperature hai.

My friend, the best quality that i like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... (10%
Senti and 90% Mental).

Que : What is the similarity between Sardar n donkey ???Ans : Both look cute
when they are young but they get into transport business when they grew up.

Difference between a hen and prostitute? Hen: Cock-a-doodle do. Pros: Any cock
will do.

GIRL: Doc, my boobs are hard & aching. DOC: Let me see (feels them & makes
faces) GIRL: DOC! Is it bad?!! DOC: Not only bad- it's contagious! My dick s hard &
Aching!

Q. Why do orgasms exist? A. Because, otherwise people wouldn't know when to
stop fucking each other!!

Woman complaining to dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled!"
Dentist: Decide so I can adjust the chair accordingly..!

Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man
has only one carrot.

A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my
eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God
please close your eyes.

AGE OF BOOBS: 14 to 16 LEMON, 17 to 22 ORANGE 23 to 28 MANGO, 29 to 40
TENDER COCONUT, 41 to 55 USED PILLOW, 56 to 65 AIR REMOVED
BALLOON.

3 Sardar were stroking there cock very fast n hard in restaurant. waitress: What the
hell r u doin? Sardar:V r hungry & the menu says "FIRST CUM FIRST SERVE".

Newton's 3 laws. 1.Every man has a pole, woman has a hole 2.When pole enters
hole, it produces a new soul 3.When hand in motion, it produces lotion.

Priest lost his COCK, asked during mass: Any1 got a cock? All men stood up. I
mean anyone seen a cock? All women stood up. I meant any1 seen my cock? All
nuns stood up.

What do u get when u have sex with a judge, banker & architect? Judge-
Honourable discharge. Banker- Premature withdrawal. Architect- Illegal erection.

The 'F' rule:- Find her..., Friend her..., Flirt her..., Finger her..., Fuck her..., Forget
her.
Doctor says: A penis is the greatest breakfast because it has a mushroom head, a
hotdog, 2 eggs and cream which provides all the nutrients 2 make women healthy.

Woman's prayer: Oh holy man, lay down with me on a holy bed, let your holy pole
enter my holy hole so that your holy water can produce a holy soul...aaahhh.

What is the difference between secretary & private secretary? Ans: secretary says
GOOD MORNING SIR & private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR.

Love is not measured by hugging, kissing & sex, love is respect and trust,
accepting person with open legs and closed eyes, wet lips saying "push it more.."

Whats the difference btween a microwave oven and a woman? A microwave oven
doesn't scream when u put a piece of meat in it.

A Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if
your husband does not have any problem.

What is a kiss? Kiss is an enquiry in the 1st floor about the vacancy in the ground
floor.

What is the height of safe SEX?....... person Masturbating with CONDOM on.

Why do women have their breast on top? Because if they had it down, the 'PUSSY'
would drink all the milk !

Guy says: Remember the 1st time I used alcohol as a substitute for girl. Wat
happen? Asked his friend. Guy: Well, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle.

5 road signs which best describe female organs 1.deep excavation 2. Slippery
when wet 3. Stop on red signal 4. Slow down curves and hump 5. Men at work

A guy walks up to a sexy babe n asks her if she would like to take part in a magic
trick. She said OK. He says lets go to my place we fuck and then I disappear.

Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I Press u in my car. Up above the chest so high,
always milky never dry. Let me suck u don't feel shy, in the braziers u will die

Man walked into ladies toilet. Lady who was inside shouted 'THIS IS
EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN'. The man, unzipping his pants said, 'THIS TOO'!

Mobile is the only thing that a man proudly says - Mine is smaller than yours!

I Tried Phone Sex Once, But The Holes Were Too Small.

Q: Why is the waist called a waist? A: Because anything below the tits & above the
pussy is a "waste"!

A woman gave birth to 6 babies, on seeing this she got off the hospital bed and
slapped her husband and shouted, "I told u not to do in doggy style."

Girl says: Mom, our neighbor's son have penis like peanut. Mom: Is it too small?
Girl: No, its salty!!
Dear lady subscribers: due to a fault in magnetic field and signals of our service
your handsets will vibrate for one hour So keep it in your pussy & enjoy! *Customer
Care*

God in his wisdom and His love,very often sends His angels down to walk with
us.We know them best as Friends.......

Introduction is possible anytime,Love is possible sometime.Marriage is possible
one time,but a sweet friend like u is possible once in a lifetime.

Friendship is a promise made in the heart...Silent.Unwritten....Unbreakable by
distance...Unchangeable by time...

C the sky,U will C God's grace;C the rain,U will dance once again;C the moon,U will
C the depth of the lake;C the mirror,U will see God's greatest asset.

I ask God 2 make U happy,make U smile,guide u safely through every mile,Grant u
wealth,Give u health,And most of all give u strong memoryso u don't 4get me.

Dreams visit us when we are asleep - but God is truly wise.He wakes us each day
& gives us every chance to make our dreams come true.

A friend is a gift, a gift to share.A gift from a package marked handle with care.I
want u to know that u are one of the best gifts i received.Take Care.

When U are feeling stressed & about to breakdown - my friend,just remember
STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.It's a piece of cake!!!

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U .........Zthe one who invented
alphabetswas a genius, but he made a sillymistake bu keeping "U" & "I" so far.

ABC: Allways Be Careful; DEF : Dont Ever Forget (me)JKLM:Just keep loving
MeNOPQRSTUVW: No other person quite right shall treat u very well. ur loving
XYZ.

Science has proved that sugar dissolves in water.So u please dont get wet in the
rain, otherwise i will lose a sweet friend of mine!!!!!!

Aam hai Khatte, Angoor hai Meethe, Shayari sunnewale hain ULLU KE PATTHE

 Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifeboy hai jahan,
Tandurusti hai wahan

Telephone- humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone, aapne khaate hue puchha
hum aapke hain kaun ???

Usne Kaha.. usney kaha, bas itni mulaqat bohaut hai ro ro key kaha, theharo abhi
raat bohaut hai aansoo merey thum jaaein, to phir shouq sey jana aisey mein
kahan jaogey, barsaat bohaut hai
Laajawaab Shayri.... tere hothon se lag kar yeh hawa sharab ban gayi aankhon se
lag kar yeh hijaab ban gayi aur gaalon se lag kar yeh gulab ban gayi. sach hi kahti
hai yeh duniya jaaneman ki mujh se mil kar tu laajawaab ho gayi

Pyaar Nahin... Har baat ka matlab inkaar nahin hota, Har jagah par baithana
intezaar nahin hota, Yun to milti hai hazaron se nazrein, Har nazar ka milna pyaar
nahin hota.

Tajmahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imarat banaunga, Mumtaz toh marke dafan hui
thi, tuzhe toh mein zinda dafnaunga.

Zindagi Ka Itihaas....... tujhse zindagi bhar pyar karne ka armaan hai mera, mujhe
bhool mat jaana, ki main ban jaun itihaas tumhara.

AANSU....... AANSUO SE PALKE BHIGO LETA HOON YAAD TERI AATI HAI TO
RO LETA HOON SOCHA KI BHOOLA DOO TUJHE MAGAR
HAR BAAR FAISLA BADAL DETA HOON

Loot Liya Husn Walon Ne...... Aur bhi bahut si cheezain loot chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya Doston ne Ishq furmane ke baad Is liye Kumrey ki ek-ek cheez "Check"
karta hoon main "Ek tere aane se Pehle, ek tere jaane ke Baad"

Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya

 Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar
Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

 Kahi Dhoop Kahi Chaao kahi dhoop kahi chaao Kaao Kaao Kaao

Shishi Bhari Gulab Ki.. Shishi Bhari Gulab ki.. Pathar Se Tod Du Tumse Achha koi
Mile to Tumko Chhod doon.

behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man.but behind a satisfied
woman, there is an exhausted man

an arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.you name pls. " abdul aziz "sex?
" six times a week!! "no, no, I mean male or female! "doesn't matters, sometimes
even camel!!! "

what makes a happy man?daughter on the cover of cosmo.son on the cover of
sports illustratedmistress on the cover of playboyand .... wife on the cover of "
missing persons "

teacher: what do you want to become?li'l Johnny: doctor !!teacher: why?lj:
coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask
her husband to pay for it

woman complaining to dentist it ' s so painful, I ' d rather have a baby than have a
tooth removed.dentist make up your mind soon, I ' ll adjust the chair
accordingly.
old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read BORN A VIRGIN,
LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN. the engraver shortened it to " RETURNED
UNOPENED "

a kid asked the priest " father, what is your pastime? "the priest tapped the kid ' s
shoulder and replied "Nun, my child, nun "

75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.on their first night both were crying.
why???coz she didn ' t know anything, and he had forgotten everything

Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi, besharam tum ho to sharamdaar hum
bhi nahi, pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho shadishuda ho to kya hua
darling...kunware hum bhi nahin!

Touch it gently.. Put ur finger inside.. If hole is big put three fingers..Rub it up &
down gently .......... that's the right way of
washing the glass!!!!!

What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping
and is responsible for making love? It's.............................................HEART.

Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam: "Haan gaya." Boy: "Dard hua kya?" Madam:
"Bahut hua" Boy: "Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam!"

Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not
very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't
drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you
expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn't
know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren't you
laughing?

Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?Father : No. Why do you ask that?Son :
Well, where did you get mummy then?

Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green andone is blue
with red spots!Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at
home.

Wife : Do you want dinner?Husband : Sure, what are my choices?Wife : Yes and
no. First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!! "Second Guy : "You're fortunate,
mine's still alive."
A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the
gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order,
order." The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you,your honour, I'll have a
scotch and soda."

Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penang in two days time?Post
Master : Well it might do.Customer : I bet you, it won't.Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Johor.

An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I
keep forgetting things. 'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
'How long has what been going on?' said the man.

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!2nd thief : But this
is the 13th floor.1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

Man : How old is your father?Boy : As old as me.Man : How can that be?Boy : He
became a father only when I was born. Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and
a cow is grazing in the field"Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the fieldTeacher
: How?Student : Ladies first.

A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.Lady : Waiter, what is this
soup called?Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.Lady : But I see no chicken in
it!Waiter : That's why it's so special!


Question : Why did you throw the butter out of the window ?Answer : I wanted to
see a butterfly.

Marriage... A Man's Perspective! I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first
name was... Always. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt.
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Marriage is a 3-ring circus:Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
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The last fight was my fault. My wife asked,"What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"
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In the beginning, God created earth and rested Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her?Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a
hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. First
guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still
alive."
How do most men define marriage?An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no
faults at all.

If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got
married; and then it was too late."

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And
the father replied,"I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.

You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future.

Love...and you shall be loved.

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.

All people smile in the same language.

A hug is a great gift... one size fits all. It can be given for any occasion and it's easy
to exchange.

Everyone needs to be loved...especially when they do not deserve it.

The real measure of a man's wealth is what he has invested in eternity.

Laughter is God's sunshine.

Everyone has beauty but not everyone sees it.

It's important for parents to live the same things they teach.

Thank God for what you have, TRUST GOD for what you need.

If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow

you have no today to be thankful for.

Man looks at outward appearance but the Lord looks within.

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow.

Take time to laugh, for it is the music of the soul.

If anyone speaks badly of you, live so none will believe it.

Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.
Love is strengthened by working through conflicts together.

The best thing parents can do for their children is to love each other.

Harsh words break no bones but they do break hearts.

To get out of a difficulty, one usually must go through it.

We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for.

Love is the only thing that can be divided without being diminished.

Happiness is enhanced by others but does not depend upon others.

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness
that you can never get back.

Do what you can, for who you can, with what you have, and where you are.
~Author Unknown~

To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of
___expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live
without them.

*If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take
u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.

*I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was
supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.

*Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof,
loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog.
Now stop barking.

*Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's
impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world
peace"

*Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har
Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha
Ho Gaya !!!

*Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up
today? 1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

*Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me
light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS
TUBELIGHT !

*I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't
get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !
*Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that
reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I
ALWAYS DO!

*I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You.
That's because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals" !

*A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F -
U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

*This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy
cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

*God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes,
even God makes mistakes!

*Tusi bade gr8 ho, rsgule di pl8 ho, cok di cr8 ho, ande da oml8 ho, sms krne me
bde la8 ho, jlebi di tra str8 ho. Par jo bhi ho, tusi mere fav8 ho

*Life without u is impossible. U r in my blood. Cannot stay for a sec without u. If
there u aren't, I'm dead. Excuse me, I'm talking of oxygen.

*I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES
!

*U r the one whose so smart,U r the one whose so charming, U r the one whose so
caring, U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these
rumors.

*Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont
hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.

*What is true friendship ? U cry & I cry. U sad, I sad, U laughing, I laughing, U jump
out of window... I look down... I am still laughing !

*Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha !
[ Credits : Abhishek Bali ]

*Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion
ko naam tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae. [ Credits :
Kamal Chopra ]

*Your network tariff has changed. Call charges are now calculated according to
brain size. The smaller the cheaper........ You can make free calls!

Aisa bhi nahin hai keI don't like your face.Par dil ke storage meinno more disk
space...
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Ghar se jab tum nikalepehen ke reshmi gown.Jaane kitne dilon kaho gaya server
down...
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Jabse meri zindagi mein,aayi hai ik female.Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh kya mailbox,
kya e-mail...
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Dil se ek ishq ki application create kar raha hoon. Pyaar se debug karna mein wait
kar raha hoon...
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Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya. Yeh dekho mera connection time
out ho gaya...
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Kal jab mile thhe to dil mein hua ek sound. Aur aaj mile to kehte hain your file not
found!
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
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Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna
bhool gaye...
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo... Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...
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Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning...Woh aise ghoor ke dekte
hain jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
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Nazar mein to kai hain aur shaayad lonely hain... Problem yehi hai ki voh ab read
only hain...
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LIFE IS FOR LIVING,I LIVE 4 USONGS ARE 4 SINGING,I SING 4 U FRIENDS R
FOR CARING, I CARE 4 UANGELS R 4 KEEPING CAN I KEEP U
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KABHI TO KI HOGI SURAJ NE CHAND SE MOHABBATTABHI TO CHAND ME
DAAG HAIN,SHAYAD CHAND NE KI HOGI BEWAFAI
ISLIYE SURAJ ME AAG HAI
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GATES OF MEMORIES, NEVER CLOSEHOW I REMEMBER U, NO 1
KNOWS.DAYS WILL PASS N BECOMES YEARSILL REMEMBER U IN MY
SILENT TEARS
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LIFE IS LIKE A BOOK;EACH DAY A NEW PAGEWITH ADVENTURES 2
EXPERIENCE,LESSON 2 LEARN,AND GOOD DEEDS 2 REPLICATE
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sign post outside collegeDRIVE CAREFULLY;DONT KILL THE STUDENT,LEAVE
IT TO THE LECTURES
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IF U ASK ME HOW LONG I WILL BE UR FRIEND,MY ANSWER WOULD BE
DON'T KNOWCOS I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHICH 1 IS LONGER--
FOREVER OR ALWAYS.
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SHORT SKIRTS HAV A TENDENCY 2 MAKE MEN POLITEHAVE U EVER SEEN A
MAN GET ON A BUS AHEAD OF ONE ?


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HASNE KE BAAD KYU RULATI HAI DUNIYA ?JAANE KE BAA KYU BULATI HAI
DUNIYA?ZINDAGI MEIN KYA KUCH KASAR BAKI THI
JO MARNE KE BAD JALATI HAI DUNIYA?
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MOBILES R IRRITATING,RINGS EVERY NOW AN THEN RECHARGING
BATTERYMESSAGES GET DELAYEDBUT ONE THING I LUV ABT IT
IT CONNECTS ME AND YOU :)

read it carefully its very lovely...is dil se teri yaad bhulai nahi jaati,ye pyar ki daulat
hai lutai nahi jati,marmar se banaye hai tasvir mohabat ki,ab apni hathonse mitai
nahi jati ,kya kare, is dil se teri yaad bhulai nahi jati!

kaash hum SMS hote.Ek click mein tumhare paas hote,bhale tum hame delete kar
dete. par kuch pal ke liye hum tumhara ehsaas to hote...

lamha lamha waqt gujar jayega,chand lamho main exam aa jayega,abhi bhi waqt
hai do line pad lo, warna pass kya tera sasur karvayega.

muskurana jindagi hai,muskarakar gam bhulana jindagi hai,jeet kar hanse to kya
hanse,haarkar khushia manana jindagi hai.

hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hota hai ki shayad koi hame yaad to karta
hai,beshak milne na aaye par kuch lamhe hum par barbaad to karta hai

put ur left hand on ur right shoulder and right hand on ur left shoulder.Guess
what...!are mamu meri taraf se ek JADU KI ZAPPI hai yaar.

y do v close our eyes wen v pray,wen v cry,wen v kiss,wen v dream,coz d most
beautiful things in life r unseen & felt only by heart...

tumhare liye main chaand taare bhi tod du,honda city, opel astra, mercedes tak
chopd du.ae dost itna kaafi hai ya do-chaar jhooth aur bol du?

i cant predict my future,i cant cant change my past,i have present moment to me i
will enjoy it as my last.

Arz hai:koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko .......Nuclear power ka zamana hai
bomb se uda do saale ko...!!

they say dat any number multiplied by zero is zero,thn y dosent the same happen
whn i multiply zero with the distance between u n me??/

teacher:what happened in the year 1869?Raj:Gandhiji was born.teacher:wat
happened in 1872?Sardar:gandhiji was 3yrs old.

pyar karne wale ki kismat buri hoti hai,har mulakat judai ki ghadi hoti hai,waqt mile
to rishte ki kitab padh lena,dosti har rishte se badi hoti hai.

kalki yaad aati hai,kuch lamho se aankhen bhar aati hai,woh subha rangeen woh
shaam nirali kho jaati hai,jab aap jaise dost ki yaad aati hai.

take me to a lonely place,make sure no one's watchin.rip me naked.hold me by my
waist.take me to ur lips & hv a break .urs truly kit kat
if u touch &do not feel then its a desire,if u do not touch & u do not feel the its
nothing but if u do not touch & feel its a $$ LOVE$$.

night has ended 4 another day,morning has come in a special way.may u smile like
the sunny rays n leave ur worries 4 sum other day

pyar ke jaam ko aisa na piyo ke aadha piya aur aadha chod diya ,yaaroon ye pyaar
hai pyaar koi VIM baar nahi \,jo thoda sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya!!

sardar apne bete ko:ye tu kaise maachis laya gadhe.ek bhi tilli nahi jalti.BETA:kya
baat karte ho!ek-ek check karke laaya hu!

chand par kaali ghata chahti to hogi,sitaronn ko muskurahat aatyo to hogi,aap
laakh chupao duniya se magar akele me aapko apni shakal; pe hansi aati to hogi.

Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :- In the 70's you had to pull down panties to
see the buttocks,In 2000, you have to seperate the buttocks to see the panties.

What is the difference between a Cricketer and a Condom?Cricketer drops the
catch, and a Condom catchs the drops.

Did you know that Condoms have serial nos?It's on the rim.....U dont know
that...?It's okay...It's probably becoz you dont roll them that far anyway....

Why are women known as the best architects?Coz theyare the only one who can
demolish an erection without damaging the structure...

Q.Why does the pleasure of Sex diminish after marriage?A: Because the
realisation hits u that u are in bed with a relative.

Whats the difference between a Kiss,a Car, & a Monkey?A kiss is so Dear,A car is
too Dear,& the Monkeyis you Dear.

What do u call a dead drunk Parsi? BEJAAN DARUWALAWhat do u call a parsi
pimp? NAARI CONTRACTORWhat is a parsi test tube baby known as? BATLIBOI

Husband ask,"Do u know meaning of WIFE - Without Information Fighting
Everytime!!!"Wife replies,"It means - With Idiot For Ever!!!

When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would not hesitate to think of that
special someone. Then, you are in love. You keep telling yourself, "that special
someone is just a friend", but you realize that you can not avoid that person's
special attraction. At that moment, you are in love.

If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from that special someone than
other many long e-mails, you are in love. When you find yourself as one who
cannot erase all the messages in your answering machine because of one
message from that special someone, you are in love.

Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back, to let
you know of their safe arrival, your phone is quiet. You are desperately waiting for
the call! At that moment, you are in love.
When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore that
person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around to find
them. At that moment, you are in love.

Love never gives up. Love cares more for others than for self. Love doesn't want
what it doesn't have. Love doesn't strut, Doesn't have a swelled head, Doesn't force
itself on others, Isn't always "me first," Doesn't fly off the handle, Doesn't keep
score of the sins of others, Doesn't revel when others grovel, Takes pleasure in the
flowering of truth, Puts up with anything, Trusts God always, Always looks for the
best, Never looks back, But keeps going to the end. The Message [Bible], 1
Corinthians 13:4-7 -

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo
log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

: FRIENDSHIP I cannot even imagine where I would be today were it not for that
handful of friends who have given me a heart full of joy. Let's face it, friends make
life a lot more fun. Charles R. Swindoll

"Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself the most
comforting words of all: This, too, shall pass." --Ann Landers

): Patience with others is Love, Patience with self is Hope, Patience with God is
Faith. Adel Bestavr

): Whats the difference between a Kiss,a Car, & a Monkey? A kiss is so Dear, A car
is too Dear, & the Monkey is you Dear.

The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved -- loved for
ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. Victor Hugo

): Barsenge barsenge kal fir SMS barsenge, Teri 25 paise ki muskaan par hum fir 1
rupya kharchenge!!

Spell Mohabbat M - Maut O - Oljhan H - Haadsa A - Aansoo B - Barbaadi B -
Bewafai A - Andhera T - Tanhaai

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely
determine where you start." ~~Nido Qubein

Come here, take off ur pants+get on top of me. Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.
Lovingly urs, ==== "'I____"TOILET" -.t""""") _ __(_

is duniya main dost kam milenge, is duniya main gum hi gum milenge, jaha duniya
nazar pher legi, us mod pe dost tumhe "HUM MILENGE"........

The truth [is] that there is only one terminal dignity-love. And the story of a love is
not important-what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps the only
glimpse we are permitted of eternity. ~ Helen Hayes

Love is always bestowed as a gift -- freely, willingly, and without expectation.... We
don't love to be loved; we love to love. ~ Leo Buscaglia
"People spend too much time finding other people to blame, too much energy
finding excuses for not being what they are capable of being, and not enough
energy putting themselves on the line, growing out of the past, and getting on with
their lives." -- J. Michael Straczynski

As Long As You're Near The first time we met I could see, That you and I were
meant to be. Your eyes were so gentle, Your smile so true, When you first held my
hand I just knew. Now the time has gone by Through laughter and tears, These
days I shall cherish for years upon years. Those memories we have shall never
fade, For those are the steps that we have made. That was the past, The future is
near, I anxiously wait for what will appear. New homes, more laughter, children so
dear, Everything will be wonderful as long as you're near. - Cristy Smith -

Friends A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift, A friend is
someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our
lives with beauty, joy, and grace And makes the whole world we live in a better and
happier place. - Jean Kyler McManus
Friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble
remembering how to fly. - Anonymous -

Love feels no burden, thinks nothing of trouble, attempts what is above its strength,
pleads no excuse of impossibility... It is therefore able to undertake all things, and it
completes many things, and warrants them to take effect, where he who does not
love would faint and lie down. Love is watchful and sleeping, slumbereth not.
Though weary, it is not tired; though pressed, it is not straitened; though alarmed, it
is not confounded... - Thomas A. Kempis -

Forget everything I said it's back to the beginning. This is pure madness - like
watching an episode of Faulty Towers

The person you consider ignorant and insignificant is the one who came from God,
that he might learn bliss from grief and knowledge from gloom." -Kahlil Gibran, "The
Visit of Wisdoam"

GOD MADE MEN BEFORE WOMEN BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS MAKE A ROUGH
SKETCH BEFORE CREATING THE ORIGINAL MASTER-PIECE,,,,, : o ) "

Love is a sign from the heavens that you are here for a reason. - J. Ghetto -

Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to
see less. - Will Moss -

When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth
Bowen -
Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. - Lisa Hoffman -
Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age. -
Jeanne Moreau -
Love is friendship set on fire. - Jeremy Taylor -
A friend is :
1% Funny
2% Sweet
3% Caring
4% Loving
  and ...
90% Good Looking
         That's Y
I'm Ur Friend

I Wish 4 u;
Gr8 start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No Stress 4 Wednesday
No Worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
Great Fun 4 Sunday
Have a beautiful week


Q) If Draupati will be reborn in 21st Century, who will she marry?
a)    Amitabh Bacchan           b) Amrish Puri
c) Amir Khan              d) Govinda
A) AMIR KHAN kyunki woh paanch ke barabar hai (coca cola)


R is for Red
Red is 4 Blood
Blood is 4 Heart
Heart is 4 Miss
Miss is 4 U
U is 4 Me
Me is U
 ((Miss U))

V like each other bcoz
U think I'm nice,
I think u r nice;
U think I'm cool,
I think u r cool,
U think I'm sweet,
I think u r sweet,
U think I'm smart,
I think u r Right.

People Live, People Die,
People Laugh, People cry,
Some give up, Some will try,
Some say Hi, Some say Bye,
Others may Forget u.
But...HOW CAN I?
Tusi bade gr8 ho, rsgule di pl8 ho, cok di cr8 ho, ande da oml8 ho, sms krne me
bde la8 ho, jlebi di tra str8 ho. Par jo bhi ho, tusi mere fav8 ho

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== == ==FRIENDSHIP == == ==
Knows no Season, Knows no Time,
It has a sole intention.
Of bringing people together..
To a time..
Called."FOREVER"

C the Sky, U will C God's Grace,
C the Rain, U will dance once again,
C the moon, U will C the depth of lake,
C the mirror, U will C Gods Biggest Mistake.

Troubles are like as air, Luv as air, Luv as deep as ocean, friend as solid as
diamonds, & success as bright as gold, These r Wishes 4 U, This day and Every
Day..

Heart can only love 4a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a
desert from the nile, but u cant stop my smile when i see ur name on my mobile!!!

Time and Distance r unimportant between friends, When a friend is in ur heart, they
remain there 4ever. I may be so busy, But I assure u r always in my Heart!!!

Could u email or post me ur photo very urgently its really urgent, dam serious and
very important. I'm playing cards . and v've misplaved the JOKER!!!

Its hard to find Sum 1 whoz 99%Cute, 98% Sweet, 95% loving, 90% down 2 earth,
Dats Me , Wot a waste if u loode me.So betta keep in touch.

Kya bindas hawa chal rahele hain, birdy gana ga rahele hai, Cowlog grass eat
rahele hain, Shane Log SMS kar rele hai aur Dhakan log Sms padh rele hai.

We met , it was my chance, we met once against was my luck, v became friends, it
was my destiny, v r still friends its ur decision, we will always be friends, that's a
promise.
I HV A CONFESSION 2 MAKE! EVER SINCE I'VE KNOWN U, ITS KIND A HARD 4
ME 2 4GET U. EVERY NITE U APPEAR IN MY DREAM & I FIND MYSELF
SHOUTING BHOOT BHOOT ....!

Some one is missing u...need u..worries about u.lonely w'out u.GUESS WHO? The
monkey in the zoo..

I pray 2 god 2, Bless U, Guide U, Save U, Give u peace joy and $10000000. 50-50
ok?You also pray!!!!

King like money, bee like honey, but I like u..don't get excited..i like monkey to.

I AM IN HOSPITAL
NOW.
AFTER 5 MINS, I WILL B TRANSFERED 2 A SYRGERY ROOM.
THE DOCTOR TOLD ME,
I WILL DIE IF I STOP
RECIEVING UR SMS.

Days r 2 busy, Hours r 2 few.seconds r 2 fast..but there is always a time for me to
ask ."HOW R U" ? Gud morning..

In times of difficulties, don't ever say" God I have a big problem" but instead "hey
problem I have a big god" and every thing will be ok." God Bless you".

This is a magic !!Press Down 12 times u'll become Cute!!!
Abay cartoon!!at ur age u still believe in magic!!! Ha Ha..

Only open hearts receive Love, Only open minds receive Wisdom, Only open
Hands receive Gifts, And..Only Special People Receive SMS from me.

Remember me day 2 day, remember me from far wary, if gravew shall be my bed,
remember me when I am dead.

Hot Coffee!!
     |
cl " " " l Specially
 t_ _ _ j 4 u. I mixed it with 1 tbsp of luck 2 tbsp of hope 3 tbsp of smiles it'll make
ur day happy-Gud Morning!!!

I saw u on the roas that day , u were looking so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so
perfect.. my heart started tossing sweet song 4 u..

Laugh like u've never cried, play like u've never lost, Love like u've never hurt, and
live like there is no tomorrow. Have a "Bindas Day" every day!!!! (Tension free!!)

Negative rthinking is the cause of physical and mental disorders but changing
ourselves to think positive will change whole world for us (Gud Morning)

Gud Looks catch eye and gud personality catches a heart. U R blessed with
both..Flattered??? Don't be. It was sent 2 me and I just wanted 2 read it.
Beat bola : papa papa I want to c Bandar.
Papa bole : Beta now Bandar is busy reading SMS.


When god opened the window of heaven he saw me and asked? What is ur wish 4
today?" I said: "Lord, Please take specially care of the person reading this
message."

Someone may b in ur mind, Someone may b in ur heart, someone may b in yr life.
But I am ur someone when no on is with u.PROMISE...

Tata ka status, Ambani Ki daulat,Vajpayee ki dhiraj, Ladden ki himmat, Bush Ki
taqat, Gates ki income aur Clinton ki life..Bhagwan aapko de!!!!!!!!!

I asked god 4 world peace he said "Impossible" then I asked him 2 give u Brain. He
said "I'll try 4 world peace".

Galileo : Great mind
Einstein : Genius mind
Newton : extra ordinary mind
Me       : Master mind
U        : Never Mind

U can be a doctor 2 save lives, a lawyer 2 defend lives, a soldier 2 protect lives or
simply be yourself a fabulous person who touches lives!!!!!!!!!!!

B loving to those who love u, b loving 2 those who don't love u, and they may
change.

Softly the leaves of memories and all slowly I'll pick and gather them all coz 2 day,
2morrow & till my life is thru, I'll always cherish having a FRIEND LIKE U!!!!

A baby monkey asked his mother monkey, "why do v look so bad?". The mom
monkey said, " Thank God!! U r still better, just look at the person reading this
SMS."

Why do v close our eyes, when v pray,when v cry, when v dream, when v kiss.
B'coz they are the most beautiful things in our life.

Ek gadha ped par chadha to uppar baithe hi hathi ne pucha "Tu kyu chadha?"G:
Apple khane ke liye, H: lekin ye to mango tree hai?,G:malum hai, main aaple saath
main laya hoon.

Every 1 wants 2b the sun that lights up ur life, but I'd rather b ur moon, so I can
shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun is not around!!!

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me
light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS
TUBELIGHT !
CONGRATS LUCKY WINNER!!!
U won 15 days & 14 nights saty at hotel saonam palace in Bagdad(Iraq), Njoy free
fire works & Air shows provided be U.S Air Force..

== == == == == ==
| i-'''-i   |
| (- - ) |
| ( u ) |
==(,,,)==(,,,)==
Standing by my window waiting 4 ur message if u don't SMS I will jump from
Ground Floor..

Son: daddy, have u ever been to Egypt?
Father: No, Why do u ask that?
Son: Well, where, did you get mummy then?

Why did god created u before me ?
Ans: B'coz he wanted to create a sample, before creating a master piece!!!!!

Unlike others ur brain is a masterpiece. It has 2 halves. The left & right. The left has
nothing right in it & the right has nothing left in it.

The night was dark, the moon was high, I stopped my car, u wondered why, I leant
so close u feel shy all I had to say Ahem.puncture!!!!

Its not an achievement to make 100 friends in a year but an achievement is 2 make
a friend for 100 yrs. I know I've made one that's u!!!!

When u feel that nobody loves u, nobody cares 4 u, ignoring u, u should thinking
urself...am I a pakaau...

Wats wrong with ur cell? Tried calling lots of times. Every time I dial ur no. the
operator says-The subscriber u r calling is a monkey. Pls call the zoo 4 details.

When thing go wrong, & when sadness fills ur heart, & when tears flow in ur eyes,
just let me know coz I want 2 b there 4 u, I'm selling tissues. Buy 1 Get 1 Free!!!

I cant hide this from u any more.I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel its best if I tell
u.before u hear it from sum1 else.1/2 Kg SURF Excel is now at Rs.75 ONLY.

Your network tariff has changed.call charges r now calculated according to brain
size. The smaller the cheaper. CONGRATS u can make free calls.

Its so hard 2 lose sum1 who is 99% Cute, 98% Sweet, 95% loving, 90% talented n
100% down 2 earth. That me!! What a waste if u loose me.So keep in touch

Valuing friendship is not be seeing eachother everyday, whats more important is in
our busy lives we REMEMBER EACH OTHER!!

Osama Bin Ladens favorite Song: main nikla plane leke, o raaste main newyork
mein ik mod aaya main \W.T..C tod aaya.!!.!! <01.
God made Pepsi, god made Whisky, God made rivers, God made Lakes, God
made me So damn Sexy, and God made u...Well everybody makes mistakes..

LOVE SMS
A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true

I love you! From the earth till the moon!

I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you .. more than
words ... can ever say

I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips,
your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!

I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss

3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made
my head spin, 3 words: I love you!

A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!

A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition.

All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.

Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal.

By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me.
For my thoughts are still with you.

Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me
...remember this ... my life is full with happiness

Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !

Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me,
within reach. That is where you are. Whereever you go or when, you will always be
near me.

For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love,
Somebody.

Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ...
that you aren't back until tomorrow

I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word.
I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for
a word that says...that you are the best !!!
I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you

I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!

I don't wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don't
wanna see, see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame
lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....

I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your
not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then
do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels
can see how much you mean to me !! I love you

If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels
can see, how much you mean to me.

If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would
be rich enough to come and see you..!!

If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose
garden, ... thinking of you

If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is
to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...

If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I
like you!

If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !

If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have
to live a day without you...

If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life

If you're the desert, I'd be the sea. If you hunger then hunger for me. Everything
you ask I'll be. It's all good as long it's you I see.

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky
was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!
Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.

Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I
need you!!

Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up
with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!

Love is forever, only the partners change...

Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is
ME !

Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...

LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE
is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go
away!

Love is....... to love more and more each day....

Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.

Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the
most

Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one . forever ....

Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth
that sacrafice!

My eyes were set on you...it was love at first sight...

My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I
have for you within my heart!!!

Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do
I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

Real love is the history of enormous patience.

Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every
time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!

SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!

That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very
special.

The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I
live with one on earth..

The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.
The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little
flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.

The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful
light I see is in your eyes ...

The world is so more beautiful with you around!

There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them,
then you would know how much I love you.

There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you,
that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!

There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were
Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...

They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60
seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world

Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there
is no joy, only pain!

What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.

What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are
gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I
without you, that is why I tell you . I love you

When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around
with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue
and am I only thinking of you ?

When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go
through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,
just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!

Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!

Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.

Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for
you within my heart. xXx
You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole
world that makes me feel this way.

You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is
falling in love!

You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want
the whole world to know that I will never forget you!

don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you

Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...

I love you even more than when I started this sentence.

I love you so much !

I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on
your lips.

If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you,
i bet you that it would .. rain all day !

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I
think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not
sleep because I am hungry.

Love is ... being married to your best friend.

Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..

Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides.

people are children............life is love...........and you are sunshine.

Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can
stop now ..... You really miss me, hé :-) .... me too xxx

Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you

Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you

the hardesd thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else

The words are easy when the language is LOVE !

They say that kids tell the truth, but am I a child too when I tell you that I love you
enormously ?

When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you,
even if it seems to become an obsession
Son to Dad-Daddy, does a heart have legs? Dad-of course not! Son-don't lie, I
heard u saying "sweet heart..spread ur legs!"

Boy:why grls like more holi than boys? Another boy: bcos they have two balloons of
5ml and bolys have only one pichkari or 2ml.

Pak wkt Keeper Moin got married.His wife was asked by media how moin was on
bed? She said he stood behind bed and said AUR TEZ DALO WASIM BHAI.

Woman: Teach me how to play tennis. Coach:Sure,hold the racket the way u hold
ur lovers organ.Woman: ok Coach:Madam pls,take the racket out of ur mouth..

REPUBLIC DAY ANNOUNCEMENT by Malika Sherawat:Kar chale hum judaa
vastra k Tan se saathio,ab tumhare hawale badan saathiio

Nurse gave the newborn baby to d Sardar. Sardar screamed,"Puttar hua, Puttar
Hua! Then Nurse said,abbey Gadhe meri ungli chod ladki hui hai!!

6 beautiful girls went to swim in a swimming pool but suddenly all the water
disappeared.How? NAYA whisper ab Pehele se bhi jyada gilapan sokhe.

On 1st night husband said 2 his wife:look darling b4 marriage I had slept with 10
girls, wife replied:Kindli mili hai to guun to milega hi.


9 Planets
8 Directions
7 Wonders
6 Senses
5 Pandavas
4 Seasons
3 choices
2 Genders

And

1 Sweet friend Like U to live a happy life.


As i watchd d ants crawl up d wall i noticed dat no matter how bsy dey r,
dey stil stop & communicate wid 1 another. Hope v can b like them.


Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The Cheerful Talk
Charming stud
I'm still The same
hw r u?...wts up?
One who smokes get a smoky heart one who drinks get an alcholic heart
so dear u must stop eating sweets coz u r already a sweet heart.

Soft speech
Clean heart
Peaceful eyes
Strong hands
Focused mind
&
Determined decision wit GOD's love ...
Always makes
U
Winner in life...

We are not too close in distance.
We're not too near in miles.
But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles.

Life spend wth sum1 mayb meaningles..
bt
FEW MOMENTS SPEND WTH SUM1 WHO REALLY LOVES U OR WHOM U
LOVE,
IS
MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF..

Someday whn d Pages of My Life End I know tht U'll b 1 of its most Beautiful
Chapters..
& if evr I get to Read it agn, I'll Open it frm d Page whr I 1st Met U..

"Stars are seen together, yet they r so far apart...
good friends may not speak everyday, but remember they r always linked HEART
TO HEART !"------

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump
out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
  The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things
beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
  At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking
coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
  A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I
went over. Nobody was home
  Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a
toaster
  Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without
ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
  Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm
missin the joker!!
  i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it
cost me an arm and a leg!
  A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a
frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
  It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is
great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
  Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your
genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from
now on!
  You’d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.
  You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body
... o, sorry, wrong number
  You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking
about it or thinking about it?
  You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck,
otherwise even the dog would not play with you.
  You should know what it takes to look this cheap!
  You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind
are those who think that they are doing things.
  You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as
hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number
  You are never too blond to learn !!!
  You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth
with their accident insurance.
  When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a
shower!!
  What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is
not allowed!
  We will now upgrade your brain.......Please
wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
  We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years
old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people
die."
  Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile
.... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
  This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are
just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
  This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working
hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
  This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be
activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be
disabled, unless you are ugly.
  This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat,
for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
  They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?
  The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !
  The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the
more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
  Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!
  Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who
have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................
  roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...
  roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to
you????
  Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed
  Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say
that your ears are in the wrong place.
  One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother
are not Chinese, it must be you.
  Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?
  My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this
moment...
  My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me
sick."
  Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for
everything ... dial my number!
  Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
  It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an
animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!
  In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE
YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!
  Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!
  If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
  If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove
that you have not changed a bit.
  If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
  I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...
  I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste,
really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
  I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
  I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.
  I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T
  am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for
nothing!
  How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?
  Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I
can't find a brain.
  HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave
your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
  God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was
good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make
herself up’!
  God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes,
even God makes mistakes!
  For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"
  Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.
  E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for
$.2,00 item that she does not need.
  Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
  Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .
  Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a
rubbish bag after all! .
  Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a
good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
  Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just
happy that a cow can't fly!!
  BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex
tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!
  Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.
  Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
 At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I
have forgotten this before.
 Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!
 A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway,
a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
  20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching
television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand



.......................................................................



There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a
bit. There are more every day.
  Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay
attention during the applause."
  Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why
would Friday be an exception?"
  When god created the men he was only kidding.
  Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !
  A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one?
...................... stupid of course, there are no others.
  To wake up in the morning and always see the sun no matter the weather, I'm glad
the day has begun.
  What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
  When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she
starts with "My husband said..."
  I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
  One chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me?
  Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.
  If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !
  Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there.
Unfortunately on my way there are road works.
  Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you
didn't have a computer.
  If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no
hope: INVENT…
  When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a
shower!!
  A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there is nobody home. I
went over. Nobody was home.
  I love you in the mornig, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when
you are leaving

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
  TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
  Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
  Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.
  Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

 Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"

 Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte
hi niklo...

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

  Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

 Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

  jawaab teri shayari ka....
denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain....
apne dil ki diary mein....
  Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
  Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?
  Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
  Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain
  Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
  Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...
  Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....
  Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte
hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain
  Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
  Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
  Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
  kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.
  Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
  Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
  jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye
  Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chor diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phor diya
  Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
  Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!
  Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....
  You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
  Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain
milne ki to bohat chahat hai
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
  Dil torna humari aadat nahi
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe
Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi
  Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...
  Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye
  Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
  Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi
  Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya
  Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai
  Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
  Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai
  Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
  Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
  I'm good at math, U+I=69
  What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
  Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
  If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
  You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
  Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and
it sure ain't floppy.
  Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
  Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
  I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm
allergic to sex.
  Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
  Greetings and salivations
  Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever
saw.
  Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
  Can I flirt with you?
  You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
  Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
  Be unique and different, just say yes.
  Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have
to ask you to assume the position.
  Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
  Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
  I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
  If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
  Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
  That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
  Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.
  I wonder what our children will look like.
  Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
  I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.
  It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?
  Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...
  I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss
off?
  I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
  You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
  If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
 You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
 Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
 Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
 Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
 Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
 Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
 Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
 You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
 Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room
across the street.
 You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
 Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
 Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
 Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor
 I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
 You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
 I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more
and more beautiful every day.
 I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince
 For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
 I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
 Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
 You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it
your way
 I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl
smile. So, would you smile for me?
 Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?
 Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
 Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
 Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
 Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
 Want to come into the garden see my big juicy tomatoes?
 You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
 Is you father a lumberjack Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my
pants.
 You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-
up line.
 It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
 Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.

Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ?
  Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed Love is the best thing you ever
had.
  If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
  What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come
here and I show you.
  Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming,
funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?

who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !
 A friend is someone who knows when you need her...
 My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.
 When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.
  When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a
storm....
  Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me
...
  I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will
follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
  No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its
warmth ... will bring it to us
  Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're
there!
  There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while
... but friendship is for ever
  I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a
forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
  You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true
friend !
  A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no
importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!
  Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth.
Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!
  Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive
friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things.
  Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post
office!
  A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.
  Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
  Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
  I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.
  Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!
  My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our
life?
  Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.
  The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.
  Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
  Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.
  Your the kind of friend that only heaven could have sent.
  A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
  I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you
laugh..if you jump out the window I look down then....I laugh again :-)
  True friends warm the heart, make you laugh, smile...yes, you are a true friend.
  A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
  Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because
hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
  I believe in Angels, the ones that Heaven sends. Each day I tell those Angels, you
are my best of friends.
  Friendship is a sheltering tree.
  Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!
  I've nothing to offer so it's love I'm going to send. It's nothing that I've borrowed,
nor nothing that I'd lend. This love that I send comes with my Lifetime Guarantee.
  Love is only chatter, it's your friends that really matter.
  Friendships multiply joys and divide griefs.
  It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.
  Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together - they
NEVER say good-bye.
  Without humor, life sucks. Without Love, Life seems hopeless. But without a friend
like you, life is nearly impossible.
  A faithful friend is worth more than all the gold in the world.
  Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so my friend stay wasted all the time,
and have the time of your life!
  Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough cash you
can buy them back.
  Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...
  A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
  If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come
to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
  GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He
did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
  I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE
LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE
CaRe.
  A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
  KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I
may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
  The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful
moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
  A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
  We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by
DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime
PROMISE!
  When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u,
when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.
  There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a
wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
  If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden &
cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
  Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always
there for you...
  A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to
bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
  Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen
to what you don't say...
  As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope,
tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
  Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies
although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
  Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave
footprints in your heart.
  So many of us either fear tmr or regret yesterday. But I won't fear tmr, if I get 2 b
ur fren 4ever, and I don't regret yesterday, coz 1 yesterday, I met u.
  I am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the
beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...
when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!!!!!!!

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss
u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!
  What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you &
torture is thinking of you too much.
  I have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person she hits get a little
bit of my love...I hope she beats the hell out of you...!
  I asked an angel 2 watch over u, but he back sooner than xpected!i asked y?He
said "an angel doesnt need 2 watch over an angel!"
  To live dis life i need a heartbeat.to have a heartbeat i need a heart.to have heart i
need happiness.to have happiness i need u!
  uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart.trespassin in my dreams & robin
me of my senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me- how do u plead?
  One day u'll ask me: "whats more important to u- me or ur life?" ill say "my life"
and u'll go and leave without even knowing that u are my life
  i asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden.i ask God 4 a drop of water & he
gave me an ocean.i asked God 4 an angel &he gave me u!
  I opened my purse and found it empty.i reached in 2 my pocket and found a few
coins then i searched my heart and found u!dats wen i realised how rich i am
  Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i
can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u!
  Why do birds fall from da sky everytime u walk by? why do stars fall from da sky?
cause like me they want 2 b near u!
  Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep- wen we dream, wen we kiss?dis is becoz
the most precious thing in the world is unseen.Wen i close my eyes i c u!
  Dream a dream 2nite as u sleep.smile a smile 2morrow that u may keep.may all of
ur dreams and wishes come true cause i could`nt find a better friend like u!
  If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true i woodnt b here id b wiv u.Distance
is 1 thing dat keeps us apart.But ull always remain in my heart!

8) Milna itfak tha Bichdna nasib tha, Wo itna dur hua jitna karib tha,
Usko dekhne k liye tarsti reh gai meri ankhen, Jis shaks ki hatheli pe mera naseeb
tha.

9) Hum jeete har bazi tabhi mashhur ho gaye,
 teri hansi me hanse to ansu dur ho gaye,
bus ek tere jaise DOST ki badolat e mere DOST aj hum kanch se KOHINOOR ho
gaye

10) Hatho se gir gayi lakiren kahi, bhul aye hum apni takdire kahi.
Agar tumko mile kahi to utha lena, Mere hisse ki khushi hatho me apne saja lena.

Love me but, leave me not,
Kiss me but, miss me not,
Hit me but, hate me not,
Remember me but, 4get me not.

Roses can shy, Rivers can dry,
U can 4get me, How can I ?
Day's by day's week depart,
Week's by week's month depart,
Month's by month year depart,
But my friendship with U will never depart.

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need U. years may fly,
tears may dry, but my friendship with U will never die.

A friend is sweet when its new.
But it is sweeter when its TRUE!
But U know what? Its sweetest when its U.

A friend gives hope when life is low,
a friend is a place when U have nowhere 2 go,
a friend is honest, a friend is true.
A friend is precious a friend is U.

Sometimes my mind asked why?
 I miss U, Why? I care 4 U, Why?
I remember U then my heart answered its simply bcoz U R a sweet friend!!

If I could pull down the rainbow
I would write UR name with it &
put it back in the sky 2 let everybody know how colourful
 my life is with a friend like U!!

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart,
U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.
I may mean nothing 2 U but U will always be special 2 me!!

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist?
How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist?
How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship when U exist.

If I were 2 be anything in this world?.
Id be UR tears!!!? So,
I can be conceived in UR heart,
born in UR eyes, live on UR cheeks & die on UR lips

A special friend is rare indeed,
its God grace 4 good deeds, yes,
perfect friends r very few,
I m so lucky 4 having U.

When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me:
What is Ur wish 4 2day? I said :
please take special care of the person reading this SMS !!!!!!!

Time might lead me 2 nowhere & faith might break in2 pieces
but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life's journey we became
FRIENDS!

A memory lasts 4ever, & never does it die.
True friends stay 2gether & never say good bye.

I have seen angels in the sky?
 I have seen snowfall in July?
I have seen things U only imagine 2 see?
 But I haven't seen anything sweeter than U.
If U need a friend & there R a hundred steps between us,
U can take the 1st step 2 get near me &
I will take all 99 step 2 be there 4 U.

Never 4get old friends.
 They R hard 2 replace.
 Friendships is like wine:
it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER.
 Just like us... I get BETTER,
U get OLDER.

The test of friendship doesn't comes when U R 2GethEr.
 It comes when U Part ways &
U Realize that despite the distance,
the friendship is still there...

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U 4get but how
U 4give, Not how U listen but how U
Understand&, Not what U see but how U feel,
& not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!!

In this WORLD,
where everything seems UNCERTAIN,
only 1 thing is DEFINITE.
U'll always be my FRIEND,
beyond WORDS, beyond TIME &
beyond DISTANCE!

1) Arey o burai _ ki _ murat . . !
paap ki tasvir...! bewafai ki ziindaa misaal..! matlabi insaan..!
 dhokebaz . . . aisi koi bhi kwality tere me nahi hai, U R a NICE friend.

2) Newton's law of Romance:- Luv CAN NEITHER B CREATED NOR B
DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY B CHANGED FRM 1 girlfrnd TO ANTHR wiD some loss of money..

3) dis msg is2hlp a poor grl who dnt evn hv cloths2wear in dis chiling winter.
By sndng ths msg donate money4her.name is Malika Sherawat!Plz hlp

4) Sumtimes u may catch me staring at u,its not coz u r cute..
My mom told me dat DEVILS HAV TAILS,n i am just wondering, where is urs???

1) Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
Hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
Ye sms milte hi 1 sms bhej dena, Kyuki hame bilkul pasand nahi Udhari

2) Suna Hai k aap ki Ek Smile Per Log Martay Hai......................
So Keep Smiling 2 reduce Population:-

3) When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there.
 When i was unhappy you were there. Now i have understood ki beta saare fasaad
ki jad hi
tu hai.
4) 2 lovers plan a suicide. Boy jumped first. Girl closed her eyes n returned back
saying:
Lov is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying: Lov never die.

5) Nichey jaiye aur jeetay paise hi paise
aur nichey

aur nichey

YAKKIN nahin hota
"TUM"
paison ke liye itna nichey gir gaye
 CHI-CHI..

1) Jaane kya hoga BHARAT ka! Padhe likhe hone k baad bhi aadhe log anguthe
ka istamaal
karte hain..Ab is sms padhne waale ko hi le lo.

2) DOSTI is just like Wine.. As it gets older it gets sweeter..
 just like you and me... you are getting older and i'm getting SWEETER...

3) Sir:Bachcho kasam khao kabhi shrab,sigret nahi pioge,Nonveg nahi khaoge.
Bachche:nahi khaenge sir.
Sir:kabhi ladkio ko nahi chhedonge.
Bachche:theek hai sir.
Sir:jua nahi kheloge
Bachche:O.K.Sir
Sir: Desh k liye Jaan bhi de doge.
Bachche: DE DENGE SIR, AISI JAAN KA AUR KARENGE BHI KYA !!

Dear Friends,

As the New Year unfolds, I wish you and your family all the joy and happiness in
the world. May this year be full of smiles and laughter. And above all, may it
be safe and secure.
Wishing you a cheerful Happy New Year !

New year sms hope u will like it.
1) 1 year of happiness,
12 months of prosperity,
52 weeks of success,
365 days of good luck,
8760 hours of gladness ,
5,25,600 mins of goodness,
Every second of enjoyment........
HAPPY NEW YEAR !!
2)
( )"'( )
( 'o' )
(,,) ):( ),)

A Gift from me
Specially 4 you
On the eve of
NEW YEAR.
Keep it safely
until next year.
i would need it
nxt year.

3) Before the Sun sets on this year, before the memories fade and before...the
networks get jammed, wish you a Happy and Bright New Year- 2006

14) May warmest wishes happy thoughts and friendly greetings arrive on new years
day and stay with you the whole year through.

15) May the new year brings much happines to you and be happier than any year
before be happy healthy and successful.please accept my sincere wishes for the
new
year i hope you continue to enjoy health and happiness.

16) Every year, everyone says Happy New Year For once let us go one better Here
is wishing this year even happier.
May the new year be filled with happiness for you.

1) Every bad situation will have something positive,
even a stopped clock is correct twice a day....
Think of this and lead ur life happily..!!!

2) Relationship
is not about finding the right Person,
But creating the right Relation. It's not How much V care in the begining,
 But how much V care till the End.

3) If i had only 24hrs 2 live then i would spend da 23hrs vid u...
da last 1hr of my life i would spend searching 4 da person who would care for u
da way i do..

4) Friendship is never measured by the number of times he/she made you laugh...
 but by the number of times he/she made you smile after you had cried.

5) To love without condition, to talk without intention, to give without reason and to
care without expectation is the heart of true F R I E N D ! ! !.

6) FRIENSHIP is a network that needs..no recharge! no roaming!
no validity limit! no activation!
no signal problems!
Just don't switch off ur HEART.

7) Do U Know Wats the difference b/w UR SMILE & MY SMILE???
U smile wen U r HaPPY, N i smile when U r HaPPY!!!!

8) Last night I wanted to write you a letter but all I could write was
  -noh ss!W !
It does not make sense until you read upside down! How is it give reply.

9) C L O S E N E S S
   resides in
    heart.
No matter hw
      busy
     or far
  apart we r,
   u r always
 remembered.

10) The twinkee in ur eyes makes my day,ur smile makes my week,
ur laugh makes my month ur sweetness makes my year &ur frndshp has made my
life.


1) Please send your fullsize colour photograph as soon as possible.
 I really need it as i'm making a collection of "GOD'S TOP TEN MISTAKES"

5) Ravan had 20 eyes but sighted Only 1 women.You have 2 eyes and sight every
Women.
To asli Ravan kaun? tu kameene aur kaun!Ab has mat besharam.

1) Agar do pipal ke ped ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge

Socho

Socho?
Us rassi ko bolenge 'NOKIA'-connecting pipal ! :-)

2) When things go wrong,
When tears flow from ur eyes,
When sadness fills ur heart.
PLS inform me.
COZ my frnd sells tissues,
BUY 1 GET 1 FREE":-D

3) Dekha tujhe to
rooh khush ho
gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi
puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log
jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri
nasal kahin kho
gayi...!

4) My eyes-miss u
My feelins-luv u
My mind-calls u
My life is u.
i'll die without u.
I love u..
aisa teri wali muje bolti hai "sambhal usko".

5) Q-what does the Sardar do with the xerox copy of the original copy?

Ans-he checks

with original copy for the spelling mistake.

3) Chalo sms sms khelte hain. Pehle tum sms karo, Phir tum karo, Phir se tum
karo,
ek baar phir tum karo, Bus Baki kal Khelenge!!!

6) Barsaat ki raat
ek bhigi ladki
bhiga badan
bhigi zulfe
bhige hont
usse nazrein mili
dekh kar aisa laga
kal ye100% bimar Hogi..


1+1=2 EYES SEEING U 3+3=6 SENSES FEELING U 12+12=24 HOURS
WAITING 4 UR SMS
50%+5O%=100% WORRIED ABOUT U
N
182.5+182.5=365 DAYS MISSING U.

2) Read each word REVERSELY :
A suomaf rotcod dlot em taht ylno LATNEM stneitap evah eht tnelat ot daer SMS
neve nehw
 sti nettirw ylesrever.

5) Ur sms r part of my HEART,ur mis cal is beat of my HEART,
ur call is blood circulation of my HEART,
so plz continue 2contact me n keep active my HEART..

3) Pledge of PUNJABI JATT boys:-India is our nation...
Dating is our occupation... Flirting is our profession...
 Do hell with education as gìrls r our dream destìnation

4) Fact of life..
Whenever u find the key to success,
some idiot changes the lock...

5) An add for a famous beauty parlour:

''Don't whistle at any girl going out from here,

she just might be your grandmother!''.....!

7) no sweet
 thoughts to
  forward

 no cute
 graphics
 to send

  just a..

FRIENDLY HEART
  saying..


GOOD EVENING TAKE CARE
8) God gives us two gifts... One is chance and the other is choice,
 chance to have friends and choice to select the best ones like you...

9) L+O+V+E=12+15+22+5=54

F+R +I+E+N+D+S+H +I+P=6+18+9+5+14+4+19+8+9+16=108 OR 54+54=108
it means frndship is 2 times greater than LOVE..

10) Esiest way to die.
1. Hve a cigar daily-u ll die10 yrs early
2. Have drinks daily u ll die 30 yrs early!
3. But luv sum1 truly- u ll die daily.

1) YOU ARE A :-
S-ensational
P-atient
E-nergetic
C-aring
I-ntelligent
A-ttractive
L-ovable
 , - . . - .person
". " ."to
  " . " me...

2) A boy was going with his G.F. A frnd asked- Who is she?BOY - My cousin.
The frnd said,"Last year she was my cousin.........!"

3) Never luk 4 a Gud Face,it'll turn old one day;
Never luk 4 a Gud Skin,it'll wrinkle one day;
But luk 4 a loyal heart,that'll miss u every day

6) THE FLOWERS R WAITING 4 U 2 BLOSSOM ,
THEY WANT 2 SEE UR SMILE BEFORE THEY OPEN THE PETALS . HAVE A
SMILY Day.

8) Lips does not join when we say LOVE; 'sign of distance'
 But when we say Friendship, Lips joins.. 'sign of Togethernes'

10) Wind can chill.. Fire can burn.. Rain can drizzle..
but the power of urSmile can heal a frozen heart! Keep-smiling!!Very-sweet.Gud-
Evening!

1) MISSED CALL...
'M'ost
'I'nnovative
'S'tylish
'S'till
'E'ffective
'D'evice

'C'onveying
'A'pna
'L'ove &
'L'oneliness!

4) BLUE
be the SKY
above you.

SOFT
be the MEADOW
below you

LOVE
be the BREEZ
around you

I wish
all the HAPPINESS
surround U.
Good morning have lovely day.

5) Women asks god'why make man so handsome?
God says'you can love him'women asks but'god why you make him so stupid?
God says'so he can love you

6) Friendship doesn't occur with special people...
But people become special after being freindz...
I dont know what i am to u, but u are always special to me .

1) Good Morning.!
Kindly maintain SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes
who died last night AFTER drinking ur blood.    gd mrg;-)

2) What is Love ? ........
 ..love is when someone breaks your heart n d most amazin thing is tat u stil love
them
 with every broken piece.

7) Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.
It may not b having any fragnance,but will remind u of my existance 4ever.
.In ur life..

  saw my msg?
   n0?
  n0w,can u?

  still can't?

c0z nO w0Rds can x-press how special u r.

1) A person who truly loves u n knws u, is someone who sees the pain in your
eyes while EVERYONE ELSE still believes in the smile on your face..

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2) Great calculation:
Only twenty percent of boys have brains.
Rest of them have

GIRLFRIENDs...
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3) Leave SOMETHING for friend..

Never Leave FRIEND for something..

coz in life, SOMETHINGS will leave u but FRIENDS will always be with u..

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4) Friends may
B old..
Friends may
B new..
Real friends
R few..
So whenever
u R lonely,
Remember its
true..
Someone.. Somewhere.. is thinking of U.
****************************************

5) A cup of hot hello,a plate of crispy wishes,a spoon of sweet smiles and a
slice of great success specially 4 u...ENJOY THE DAY!!!
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6) I think u r very careless!
U come & leave things behind!
See now what u have left!
U just came in my mind & left
a SMILE on MY face.

7) WHY DO COUPLES HOLD HANDS ON WEDDING DAY?
JUST A FORMALITY LIKE 2 BOXERS SHAKING HANDS BEFORE A FIGHT...

9) I rqst GOD tö: ..màkè ù hàppy ..màkè ù smilè ..gùidè ù sàfèly thrù èvèry milè
..grànt ù wèàlth ..givè ù hèàlth ..möst öf àll givè ù càrè & LÖvÉ..Good Morning!

1) Frdship is like d rainbow between 2 hearts... Sharing of 7 feelings.
1.Love
2.Sadness
3.Happiness
4.Truth
5.Faith
6.Secrets
7.HELP...

2) BIRTH is the START of life.
BEAUTY is the ART of LIFE.
MISTRY & RISK are the part of LIFE.
But person like you are the HEART of MY LIFE.

4) Life is short so break the rules. Forgive quickly, believe slowly, love
truly, laugh uncontrollably & never regret anything that made you smile...

5) A thousand things in between us..
Low Battery,
Busy Network,
No Coverage,
No Time,
Heavy Work.
But still, when the Mobile Beeps,
I think of U..!

9) Young sardarji use to go college with his dog. After few years he had to go
alone.. Why?Because the dog graduated...!!

10) BALANCE SHEET of Life:
Birth-Op. Balance.
Death-Closing Bal.
Soul-Fixed Asset.
Brain-F.D.
Heart-Current Asset.
Idea-Current A/C.
Achievment-Capital.
Character-Clo. Stock.
Friends-Gen. Reserve.
Behaviour-Goodwill.
Patience-Interest Earned.
Love-Dividend.
Children-Bonus Issue
Education-Patents
Wisdom-Investment.
Exp-Premium A/C. Wish u a Hpy financial yr 06-07

1) G-et up
O-pen ur eyes
O-ut of ur bed
D-ay hs risen
M-erry life
O-ld drms cumTrue
R-ise&shine
N-ewPLANS
I-deasOFlife
N-iceFuture
G-udDay2u"in short good morning"

2) Every life in this world is painted by GOD's own hands.I am thankful 2 him
b'coz when he painted my life he added 1 of d most beautiful colour in my life
t
hat's u my dear.

4) Thought of the day:

"Love is a medicine for any kind of pain,
But there is no medicine found in the world for pain given by
............"LOVE"............

5) Friendshp is a 'GIVE' and 'TAKE' relationship. I hope you agree with this.
So... 'GIVE' me a TREAT and 'TAKE' me to a MOVIE today.

7) Never mind wat others do,Do better than urself, beat ur own records every day
and pray to god for a better tomorrow, Success will chase you...

8) Night is longer than day for those who dream and day is longer than night for
those who make their dreams come true.Wish u very Gud Mrng and Golden day.

10) Why those men
love marriage ?
Bcoz romance
is not only
element of life.
you should also
face horror,
terror and tragedy..!!!
FRIENDSHIP SMS
*FRIENDSHIP TEST...

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u
ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL
tHeRe...

*FRIENDS

True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like
leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

*FRIENDSHIP IS....

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U
UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold
oN!!!

* PRICELESS GIFT

FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have
An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

*SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come
to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

* COMPARE

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is
on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

*FRIENDS 4 LIFE

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless.
Without friends like you, life is impossible!

*COMPUTER

A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur
problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

*FRIENDS ALWAYS

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE.
You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond
DISTANCE!

*ANGEL FRIENDS
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call
them my best friends.

*OUT OF MY CONTROL

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you
was completely out of my control.

* MEMORY LASTS FOREVER

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never
say good bye.

* FRIENDSHIP

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

* NEVER SPLIT

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our
friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

*NEVER LOSE TRUE FRIENDS

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a
friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

* WITHOUT A FRIEND LIKE U

EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED
tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...

* BEHIND YOU

DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN
ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U
WhEn U Fall...

* MAKING LOVE

After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r
so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!

*KISS

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue.
*PAINTING

A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves
covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4
autumn.
*FALLING APART

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked
up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.

* NEVER LOSE ME!

We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER
LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!

*BEST FREN

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

*SHOOTING STARS

The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful
moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

* KEEPING A FRIEND

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I
may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

* PROMISE

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by
DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime
PROMISE!

*FLOWER

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate
you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

*A RING

A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

*WONDERFUL FRIEND

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a
wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

*WAT U SEE

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies
although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

* FATE 2B FRIENDS
A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring
you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.


*WHAT YOU SAY

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen
to what you don't say...

* FRIENDSHIP MEANS...

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh.
U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

*ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU...

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always
there for you...

* LEAVING FOOTPRINTS

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave
footprints in your heart.

*AS LONG AS....

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope,
tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

* MY BRA

a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always
close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)

* PRICETAGS

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He
did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

*OLD FRIENDS

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets
BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

* PATH OF FRIENDSHIP

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly
knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

* NIGHT PRAYER

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you
can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
*ABOUT ME

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends,
Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

* GOOD TASTE

A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form
of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of.. ehem GOOD
TASTE!

* BE MY FRIEND

If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st
step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

* RULES TO BE HAPPY

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries;
Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

* FRIENDS

Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful
that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...

*RING

I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear
I'd see the promised land....

*FRIENDS LIKE HAIR

Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you
can buy them back.

*NICE FRIENDS

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday
seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

2) Friendship & medicine both r gud for health,
thy cure us whn we r not well but the only diff is tht friendships don't hv expiry date.
gud mrng
hv a nice day.

10) § Diffrnc btween love & frndshp..
"U give Ur whole heart to Ur love & they BREAK IT..
" but "U give Ur broken heart to a friend & they MAKE IT.." thts frndshp.
2) Friendship means... to FEEL some1 in every HEART beat...
FIND some1 in every THOUGHT... to SEE some1 with CLOSED eyes...
 & 2 MISS some1 with every breath...!
4) Speak less 2 ppl whom u LUV MOST..
becoz if they cant understand ur silence,
they can never undestnd UR "WORDS"

6) So Often We Don't Say "I LOVE YOU",
because We Fear Losing Someone...
But More Often, We Lose them,
because We Fear Sayin "I LOVE YOU"... .

9) Every tear is a sign öf brökeness,
every silence is a sign öf löneliness,
every smile is a sign öf kindness & every
sms is a symböl öf REMEMBRANCE..

9)
LOVE MEANS-
L-LAKE OF BEER
O-OCEAN OF WHISKY
V-VALLEY OF RUM
E-END OF STOCK
(bar closed)
 LOVE is injurious for health So don't love.

1) If a lover is like a Moon then frnds r like stars.
 Hav u noticed that the sky can look beautiful without moon, but not without stars.

7) The virtue of True Love isn't finding the perfect person,
but Loving the Imperfect person perfectly.
Love doesn't have a happy ending.It simply doesn't end!!

8) Friendship is like a Chinese Cup.. Costly, Rich & Rare!
But, once broken can't be Mended. Even if Mended,
 d Crack Remains 4ever!Keep it safe my frnd

6) Whenever u have that sudden smile on ur face and u dont know its reason,
 dont be surprised because its me who is thinking of ur smiling face..

8) Each day with some1 new,
i'd look & never find another u.The world is full of people,
i know its true, yet no one cud ever equal,wat i've found in u!!

9) Making a million friends is not a miracle,
the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you
when a million are against you.

10) friendship needs no demands, no promises and no expectations..
it needs just two people..a Fool like you and a cool like me......

2) Sömè pèöplè hävè nìcè èyès,
Sömè hävè nìcè smìlès &
Öthèrs hävè nìcè fäcès..
Büt!!
Yöü hävè äll öf thèm wìth
the sweetest
HÉÄRT..("v")..
Gud mrng :-)

3) As precious as u r to me, As precious no one can ever be,
 I know friends r hard to choose, But u r a friend I never want to lose.


4) If i was a Painter,u wud b my painting.
If i was a Author u wud b my story.
If i was a Poet u wud b my poem.But unfortunately i m Cartoonist!


6) The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up
and does not stop until you get into the office...

7) SMOKE everyday! SMOKE means,
S-Send,
M-Me,
O-One,
K-Kool SMS,
E-Everyday!

So kindly feel free to SMOKE. I request u 2 b a chain smoker!


9) "24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day"!!
"7 sweet days make 1 sweet week"!!
"4 sweet week make 1 sweet month"!!

but...

"1 sweet person like u makes the life sweet"!


2) Sweet is ur Memory...Dear is ur Name...Close 2 my Heart U will always
remain..I met u as a stranger n took u as a friend..Hope our Friendship never
End.

4) The smallest word i know is "i",
The saddest word i know is "miss'',
and the sweetest person i know its
 "YOU".

5) Money says "Earn me lot" time says "plan me lot" flowers says "love me lot"
study says "learn me lot" sms says "send me lot" & i say "remember me lot".

9)
F: Field_of_Love
R: Root_of_Joy
I: Island_of_Care
E: End_of_Sorrow
N: Name_of_Hope
D: Door_of_ Understanding.
Thats y,
U r a GREAT FRIEND of MINE...!.

10) Hav u ever watched sunlight passing through rain drops? It's just like ur
sweet msgs pasing through my days makin them as Colourful as a RAINBOW !

5) Gettin frnds is like sunrise, it hapens daily, gettin true frnds is lik rain,
it hapns yearly, but getin a Frnd lik U is like Raining in March it happens Rar
ely

9) I'm a paper,u can write ur feelings, scrible ur anger, use me 2absorb ur
tears, bt dnt throw me aftr use, coz whn u feel cold il burn myself 2 warm u.

10) Love- easy to say difficult to stay
beautiful to feel difficult to deal
difficulty is a part of life and thats the reason why girlfriend is never a
wife..!!

7) Whenevr u c LOVE coming,WELCOME it,open ur Arms,Embrace it & let it
ENTER
into U!
People will ask U
R U in LOVE?
jst say-no,LOVE is in me!

7) everyone says you only fall in love once but that's wrong;
everytime i see your smile i fall in love all over again!

Dear Valentine
Please answer me true...
Will you be mine?
I'll be here for you!
I want you to know
And I want to say
You have my heart
This Valentine's Day!
Will you be my Valentine?

3) Life Is A Railway Station In Which Love Is A Train It Will Come And Go At Any
Time
 But Friendship Is The Track It Will Be Forever.

9) I HATE YOU
H = happy to see you.
A = always miss you.
T = take u in my mind.
E=everyday never forget u.
so i realy want 2 say...I HATE U"!
10) Have u ever seen a monkey covered in a polythene?
       No??
......never mind.
.....just hav a look at ur identity-card!