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♥ Black Heart ☁ Cloud



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٩(    )۶ ٩(- )۶ ٩(××)۶ Faces 2


“”    ’’з=( ●)=ε//’’ ”" Cowboy with two guns


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TEST YOUR COMMON SENSE

Q) How do u place a camel in a fridge in three steps?

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1. Open the fridge
2. Keep the camel inside it
3. Close the fridge

Next one

How do u place an elephant in the fridge in 4 steps??
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1. Open fridge
2. Take the camel out
3. Place the elephant inside
4. Close the door

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There was a jungle meeting. all the animals were required to report. all of them turned
out, except one. Who was it and why??

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The elephant... u put it in the refrigerator, remember ???
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Now u have to cross a river which is inhabited by deadly crocodiles...but any way u have
to cross that river ...how will u cross that ?
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it simple ...as all animals are attending the meeting ...so no crocodiles are there... so u can
cross easily...

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Okay! In the jungle meeting where all the animals reported, they were
welcomed with gutkha.....only one animal requested for a particular brand.
which animal and which brand?

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Ans: the animal is giraffe and he opted for "Manikchand" (Unche log Unchi Pasand !!!)

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King lion goes on a search to find elephant and has absolutely no problem in locatin this
elephant......why??

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becoz our elephant kept his footwear outside the fridge.

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suppose u need 2 transport all the things in ur house 4 relocating..
suppose u go by aircraft ...
it is losing height and pilot asks u throw something away to reduce load...
what is the thing u will throw away to reduce the load??

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the elephant in the fridge!!!!!!!!

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two persons r talkin by the swimming pool...one says he wont swim bcoz he is
afraid of dying bcoz of drowning.....the other one says ....hey dont be
afraid..i'll show u how 2 swim and he dives in the pool n starts swimming....
suddenly, the man outside the pool dies...

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The elephant falls on him.......

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ok enough time pass, one final Q!!

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Ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar nikalega???????

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Geela ho ke Nikalega......




Java Interview attended by our Banta
Singh

Q. What is the difference between an
Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different ... Nothing more

Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2
tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects
in a remote server ? Which methodology
will follow ?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
A. As you wish , I do not have any
objections.

Q. How to communicate 2 threads each
other ?
A. Non living things can't communicate.

Q. What is meant by flickering ?
A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.

Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an
architect student.

Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.

Q. What is the dif ference between
Process and Threads ?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope
from threads is an example for process.

Q. When is update method called ?
A. Who is update method?

Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

Q. What is JINI ?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.

Q. How will you call an Applet from a
Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.

Q. How you can know about drivers and
database information ?
A. I will go and enquire in the bus dep to.

Q. What is serialization ?
A. Arranging one after the other from left
to right.

Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for
cooking they can be used.

Q. Write down how will you create a
binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary
tree will grow.

Q. What is the exact difference between
Unicast and Multicast object ?
A. If in a society, if there is only one
caste, then it is Unicast, else it is
multicast.




Some Stupid Questions & its proper Answers:

Principal : Are u chewing gum?
Student : No i m human being..!!

Wife : We are having mother for dinner tonight?
Husband : Make sure she is well cooked :)

Father : Shameful results! Do u always get such low marks?
Son : No, only when i give exams :D

Guest : Will these stairs take me to the 2nd floor?
Boy : No, u'll have to walk as well.

Girl : I have changed my mind.
Boy : Thank God

								
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