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As head of the II .S . Deparcment of Justice, Attorney General Janet
Reno currently oversees a$20 billion annual budget, and has over 9,100 Man Han."t spel, Sues Tnatead
laveyers at her disposal .
The Sacramento Bee reports that Lee
Make that 9,100 plus 40 . W111iams, 23, is seeking 325,000 in
The Justice Department's proposed bndgetfor I+T 2000 includes a damages frem a tattoo parlor for
request for $20 million to fund efforts to "reeover the expenses of misspelling the word'billain" on his
federal health care programs far tobacco-related illnesses ." With this right forearm.
$20 million, Attorney General Reno hopes to create new positions for 40 The problem is, the incorrect spelling
private personal injury lawyers, within DOJ, to litigate the tobacco ease ("villian") came from Williams himself,
on the government's behalf . who was unsure as to the spelling of the
Attorney General Reno is also asking for $5 million additional word upon entering the parlor . After
~Ollars for anticipated cests of expert witnesses in tobacco litigation . much debate, Williams finally settled
on the incorreot "billian ." In fact,
- Trial lawyers and the Justice Department? This could be the start
Williams didn't even notice the error
of a dangerous friendship . until years later, when a friend made
fun of him .
i•--~ 4 otu' of 5 Dentists Warn: Frivolous T.awsuits Williams got the tattoo in 1996, and
claims it took 51,900 and "a sear as long
Dangerous to Common Sense as his forearm" to remove the mis-
Looks like our nation's personal injury lawyers need to "brush up" on spelled word. Now he wants $25,000 for
the benefits of proper oral hygiene, given cheir latest attempt to gum up his own mistake .
the legal system with an ever-expanding list of products hazardous to No word yet on Williams' plans for the
your health . money . Might Legal Briefs suggest a
The Houston Chronicle reports that Chicago lawyer Richard dictionary?
Applebaum has filed a class action lawsuit against toothbrush manutaa
turers for their alleged failure to warn consumers of the potential of "toothbrush related injury ." "People injure themselves
using toothbrushes, " said Applebaum, ' and there should be warnings and there should be precautions :
The suit also names the American Dental Association for its endorsement, through the "seal of acceptance program," of
certain toothbrushes and tooth care products . ADA President Dr. Timothy Rose bristled at Applebaum's "nonsensical"
claims, saying, "We live in a litigious society . Anybodycan sue, but that doesn't mean the suit has merit . This one doesn't ."
kw-~ Woman Sues After Being Left in Doghouse
A deceased millionaire has left his longtime female companion In the financial doghouse in favor of another companion,
his pet dog .
According to a recent Reuters report, Sidney Altman, who passed away in 1996, left 6350,000 in his will to his 15•year old
cocker spaniel, Samantha . Altman also left Samantha his Beverly Hills mansion, valued at $5 million. Meanwhile, Sfl•year
old Marie Dana, Altman's lonE;-time human companion, was left an annual stipend of $60,000, and is allowed to remain living
in the mansion provided she continues to care for Samantha . Altman's will also stipulates that when Samantha dies, Dana
loses her stipend and the house is to be sold . The proceeds of the sale are to be donated to animal cbarities .
• Dana is suing for half the estate .
Let's see : a 55 million home, plus Si350,000 in cash . T hat comes out to about $57.5 million -- in dog money .
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