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					Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.


Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.


Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you
wake up


My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s
titled, “Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.”


When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.


It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry
about, he goes off and gets married.


Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.


I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.


I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years


A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.


Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve
you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to
you.


There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It’s called marriage.
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, ‘You’re only interested in
one thing,’ and you can’t remember what it is.


Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it
anyway.


You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.


The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his
mouth shut and his checkbook open.


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.


We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.


A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.


In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.


Marriage–a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the
remaining chapters written in prose.


A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.


My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.


The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a
baby.


I fell in love at first sight… I should have looked twice.
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.


The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.


Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.


There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion
or company than a good marriage.


Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

				
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