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									         We of the
      Gunn, Jeannie, 1870-1961

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We Of The Never-Never

By   Jeanie   "Mrs.     Aeneas"   Gunn
Dedicated To

We--are just some of the bush-folk of the

Distinct in the foreground stand:

The Maluka, The Little Missus, The
Sanguine Scot, The Head Stockman, The
Dandy, The Quiet Stockman, The Fizzer,
Mine Host, The Wag, Some of our Guests,
A few black "boys" and lubras, A dog or
two, Tam-o'-Shanter, Happy Dick, Sam Lee,
and last, but by no means least,
Cheon--the ever-mirthful, ever-helpful,
irrepressible Cheon, who was crudely
recorded on the station books as cook and

The background is filled in with an
ever-moving company--a strange medley
of Whites, Blacks, and Chinese; of
travellers, overlanders, and billabongers,
who passed in and out of our lives, leaving
behind them sometimes bright memories,
sometimes sad, and sometimes little
memory at all.

And All of Us, and many of this company,
shared each other's lives for one bright,
sunny year, away Behind the Back of
Beyond, in the Land of the Never-Never; in
that elusive land with an elusive name--a
land of dangers and hardships and
privations yet loved as few lands are
loved--a land that bewitches her people
with strange spells and mysteries, until
they call sweet bitter, and bitter sweet.
Called the Never-Never, the Maluka loved
to say, because they, who have lived in it
and loved it Never-Never voluntarily leave
it. Sadly enough, there are too many who
Never-Never do leave it. Others--the
unfitted--will tell you that it is so called
because they who succeed in getting out
of it swear they will Never-Never return to
it. But we who have lived in it, and loved it,
and left it, know that our hearts can
Never-Never      rest   away       from    it.


To begin somewhere near the beginning,
the Maluka--better known at that time as
the new Boss for the Elsey--and I, his
"missus," were at Darwin, in the Northern
Territory, waiting for the train that was to
take us just as far as it could--one hundred
and fifty miles--on our way to the
Never-Never. It was out of town just then,
up-country somewhere, billabonging in
true bush-whacker style, but was expected
to return in a day or two, when it would be
at our service.

Jack, the Quiet Stockman, was out at the
homestead, "seeing to things" there. The
Sanguine Scot, the Head Stockman, and the
Dandy, were in at the Katherine, marking
time, as it were, awaiting instructions by
wire from the Maluka, while some of the
Company "put finishing touches" to their
New Year celebrations. And every one,
with, of course, the exception of those in
Darwin, was blissfully unconscious of even
the existence of the Maluka's missus.
Knowing the Maluka by repute, however,
every one was agreed that the "Elsey had
struck it lucky," until the telegraph wire,
whispering the gossip of Darwin to the
Katherine, whispered that the "new Boss
for the Elsey had been and gone and
married a missus just before leaving the
South, and was bringing her along with
him." Then the Sanguine Scot was filled
with wrath, the Company with compassion,
while the Dandy's consternation found
relief in a dismayed "Heavens above!"
(The Dandy, by the way, was only a dandy
in his love of sweet, clean clothes and
orderly surroundings. The heart of the man
had not a touch of dandyism in it.) The
Head Stockman was absent in his camp.
Had he been present, much might have
been said on the "advantages of having a
woman about the place." The Wag,
however, retained his usual flow of speech
and spirits.

"Buck     up,    chaps!"   he     chuckled
encouraging! "They're not all snorters, you
know. You might have the luck to strike
one of the "ministering angel variety."

But the Sanguine Scot had been thinking
rapidly,      and      with    characteristic
hopefulness, felt he had the bull by the
horns. "We'll just have to block her, chaps;
that's all," he said. "A wire or two should
do it"; and, inviting the Dandy "to come
and lend a hand," led the way to the
telegraph office; and presently there
quivered into Darwin the first hint that a
missus was not wanted at the Elsey.

"Would advise leaving wife behind till
homestead can be repaired," it said; and,
still confident of success, Mac felt that
"ought to do the trick." "If it doesn't," he
added, "we'll give her something

We in Darwin, having exhausted the
sight-seeing resources of the little town,
were wishing "something interesting
would happen," when the message was
handed to the Maluka.

"This may do as a stopgap," he said,
opening it, adding as he read it, "It looks
brimful of possibilities for interested
onlookers, seeing it advises leaving the
wife behind." The Maluka spoke from
experience, having been himself an
interested onlooker "down south," when it
had been suggested there that the wife
should be left behind while he spied out
the land; for although the Maluka knew
most of the Territory, he had not yet been
to the Elsey Cattle Station.

Preferring to be "the interested onlooker"
myself this time, when we went to the
telegraph office it was the Maluka who
wired: "Wife coming, secure buggy", and
in an incredibly short space of time the
answer was back: "No buggy obtainable."

Darwin looked interested. "Mac hasn't
wasted much time in making inquiries," it

"Or in apologies or explanations," the
Maluka added shortly, and sent in reply:
"Wife can ride, secure suitable mount."
But the Sanguine Scot's fighting blood was
up, and almost immediately the wire
rapped out: "No side-saddle obtainable.
Stock horses all flash"; and the onlookers
stared in astonishment.

"Mac's in deadly earnest this time," they
said, and the Maluka, with a quiet "So am
I," went back to the telegraph.

Now, in the Territory everybody knows
everybody else, but particularly the
telegraph people; and it often happens
that when telegrams of general interest are
passing through, they are accompanied by
confidential   asides--little  scraps    of
harmless gossip not intended for the
departmental books; therefore it was
whispered in the tail of the last message
that the Katherine was watching the fight
with interest was inclined to "reckon the
missus a goer," and that public sympathy
was with the stockman--the Katherine had
its women-folk and was thankful; but the
Katherine knew that although a woman in a
settlement only rules her husband's home,
the wife of a station-manager holds the
peace and comfort of the stockmen in the
hollow of her hand.

"Stock horses all flash," the Sanguine Scot
said, and then went out and apologised to
an old bay horse. "We had to settle her
hash somehow, Roper, old chap," he said,
stroking the beautiful neck, adding
tenderly as the grand old head nosed into
him: "You silly old fool! You'd carry her
like a lamb if I let you."

Then the Maluka's reply came, and Mac
whistled in amazement. "By George!" he
said to those near him, "she IS a goer, a
regular goer"; and after much careful
thought wired an inane suggestion about
waiting until after the Wet.

Darwin laughed outright, and an emphatic:
"Wife determined, coming Tuesday's
train," from the Maluka was followed by a
complete breakdown at the Katherine.

Then Darwin came in twos and threes to
discuss the situation, and while the men
offered every form of service and
encouragement, the women-folk spoke of
a woman "going bush" as "sheer
madness." "Besides, no woman travels
during the Wet," they said, and the Maluka
"hoped she would prove the exception."

"But she'll be bored to death if she does
reach the homestead alive," they
prophesied; and I told them they were not
very complimentary to the Maluka.

"You don't understand," they hastened to
explain. "He'll be camping out most of his
time, miles away from the homestead," and
I said, "So will I."

"So you think," they corrected. "But you'll
find that a woman alone in a camp of men
is decidedly out of place"; and I felt
severely snubbed.

The Maluka suggested that he might yet
succeed in persuading some suitable
woman to come out with us, as maid or
companion; but the opposition, wagging
wise heads, pursed incredulous lips, as it
declared that "no one but a fool would go
out there for either love or money." A
prophecy that came true, for eventually we
went "bush" womanless.

The Maluka's eyes twinkled as he listened.
"Does the cap fit, little 'un?" he asked; but
the women-folk told him that it was not a
matter for joking.

"Do you know there is not another white
woman within a hundred-mile radius ?"
they asked; and the Maluka pointed out
that it was not all disadvantage for a
woman to be alone in a world of men. "The
men who form her world are generally
better and truer men, because the woman
in their midst is dependent on them alone,
for companionship, and love, and
protecting care," he assured them.

"Men are selfish brutes," the opposition
declared, rather irrelevantly, looking
pointedly at the Maluka.

He smiled with as much deference as he
could command. "Also," he said, "a woman
alone in a world of men rarely complains
of their selfishness"; and I hastened to his
assistance. "Particularly when those men
are chivalrous bushmen," I began, then
hesitated, for, since reading the telegrams,
my ideas of bush chivalry needed

"Particularly when those men are
chivalrous bushmen," the Maluka agreed,
with the merry twinkle in his eyes; for he
perfectly understood the cause of the
sudden breakdown. Then he added
gravely: "For the average bushman will
face fire, and flood, hunger, and even
death itself, to help the frail or weak ones
who come into his life; although he'll strive
to the utmost to keep the Unknown Woman
out of his environments particularly when
those environments are a hundred miles
from anywhere."

The opposition looked incredulous.
"Hunger and death!" it said. "Fiddlesticks!"
It would just serve them right if she went;
and the men folk pointed out that this was,
now, hardly flattering to the missus.

The Maluka passed the interruption by
without comment. "The Unknown Woman
is brimful of possibilities to a bushman," he
went on; "for although she MAY be all
womanly strength and tenderness, she
may also be anything, from a weak timid
fool to a self-righteous shrew, bristling
with virtue and indignation. Still," he
added earnestly, as the opposition began
to murmur, "when a woman does come
into our lives, whatever type she may be,
she lacks nothing in the way of chivalry,
and it rests with herself whether she
remains an outsider or becomes just One
of Us. Just One of Us," he repeated,
unconsciously pleading hard for the
bushman and his greatest need--"not a
goddess on a pedestal, but just a comrade
to share our joys and sorrows with."
The opposition wavered. "If it wasn't for
those telegrams," it said. But Darwin,
seeing the telegrams in a new light, took
up the cudgels for the bushmen.

"Poor beggars," it said, "you can't blame
them. When you come to think of it, the
Unknown        Woman     is     brimful   of
possibilities." Even then, at the Katherine,
the possibilities of the Unknown Woman
were being tersely summed up by the

"You'll sometimes get ten different sorts
rolled into one," he said finally, after a long
dissertation. "But, generally speaking,
there's just three sorts of 'em. There's
Snorters--the goers, you know--the sort
that go rampaging round, looking for
insults, and naturally finding them; and
then there's fools; and they're mostly
screeching when they're not smirking--the
uncertain-coy-and-hard-to-please variety,
you know," he chuckled, "and then," he
added seriously, "there's the right sort, the
sort you tell things to. They're A1 all
through the piece."

The Sanguine Scot was confident, though,
that they were all alike, and none of 'em
were wanted; but one of the Company
suggested "If she was little, she'd do. The
little 'uns are all right," he said.

But public opinion deciding that "the sort
that go messing round where they know
they're not wanted are always big and
muscular and snorters," the Sanguine Scot
was encouraged in his determination to
"block her somehow."

"I'll block her yet; see if I don't," he said
confidently. "After all these years on their
own, the boys don't want a woman messing
round the place." And when he set out for
the railway along the north track, to face
the "escorting trick," he repeated his
assurances. "I'll block her, chaps, never
fear," he said; and glowering at a "quiet"
horse that had been sent by the lady at the
Telegraph, added savagely, "and I'll begin
by losing that brute first turn out."

From sun-up to sun-down on Tuesday, the
train glided quietly forward on its way
towards the Never-Never; and from sun-up
to sun-down the Maluka and I experienced
the kindly consideration that it always
shows to travellers: it boiled a billy for us
at its furnace; loitered through the
pleasantest valleys; smiled indulgently,
and slackened speed whenever we made
merry with blacks, by pelting them with
chunks of water-melon; and generally
waited on us hand and foot, the
Man-in-Charge pointing out the beauty
spots and places of interest, and making
tea for us at frequent intervals.

It  was    a    delightful train--just  a
simple-hearted,                chivalrous,
weather-beaten old bush-whacker, at the
service of the entire Territory. "There's
nothing the least bit officious or standoffish
about it," I was saying, when the
Man-in-Charge came in with the first billy
of tea.

"Of course not!" he said, unhooking cups
from various crooked-up fingers. "It's a
Territorian, you see."

"And had all the false veneer of civilisation
peeled off long ago," the Maluka said,
adding, with a sly look at my discarded
gloves and gossamer, "It's wonderful how
quietly the Territory does its work."

The Man-in-Charge smiled openly as he
poured out the tea, proving thereby his
kinship with all other Territorians; and as
the train came to a standstill, swung off and
slipped some letters into a box nailed to an
old tree-trunk.
At the far end of the train, away from the
engine, the passengers' car had been
placed, and as in front of it a long, long
line of low-stacked sinuous trucks slipped
along in the rear of the engine, all was
open view before us; and all day long, as
the engine trudged onwards--hands in
pockets, so to speak, and whistling merrily
as it trudged--I stood beside the Maluka on
the little platform in front of the
passengers' car, drinking in my first deep,
intoxicating draught of the glories of the
tropical bush.

There were no fences to shut us in; and as
the train zig-zagged through jungle and
forest and river-valley--stopping now and
then to drink deeply at magnificent rivers
ablaze with water-lilies--it almost seemed
as though it were some kindly Mammoth
creature, wandering at will through the

Here and there, kangaroos and other wild
creatures of the bush hopped out of our
way, and sitting up, looked curiously after
us; again and again little groups of blacks
hailed    us,    and     scrambled     after
water-melon and tobacco, with shouts of
delight, and, invariably, on nearing the
tiny settlements along the railway, we
drove before us white fleeing flocks of

At every settlement we stopped and
passed the time of day and, giving out
mail-bags, moved on again into the forest.
Now and again, stockmen rode out of the
timber and received mail-bags, and once
a great burly bushman, a staunch old
friend of the Maluka's, boarded the train,
and greeted him with a hearty hand-shake.
"Hullo! old chap!" he called in welcome, as
he mounted the steps of the little platform,
"I've come to inspect your latest
investment"; but catching sight of the
"latest investment" he broke into a
deafening roar.

"Good Lord!" he shouted, looking down
upon me from his great height, "is that all
there is of her? They're expecting one of
the prize-fighting variety down there," and
he jerked his head towards the
Never-Never. Then he congratulated the
Maluka on the size of his missus.

"Gimme the little 'uns," he said, nearly
wringing my hand off in his approval. "You
can't beat 'em for pluck. My missus is one
of 'em, and she went bush with me when I'd
nothing but a skeeto net and a quart-pot to
share with her." Then, slapping the Maluka
vigorously on the back, he told him he'd
got some sense left. "You can't beat the
little 'uns," he declared. "They're just the
very thing."

The Maluka agreed with him, and after
some comical quizzing, they decided, to
their own complete satisfaction, that
although the bushman's "missus" was the
"littlest of all little 'uns, straight up and
down," the Maluka's "knocked spots off her

But although the Territory train does not
need to bend its neck to the galling yoke
of a minute time-table, yet, like all
bush-whackers, it prefers to strike its
supper camp before night-fall, and after
allowing us a good ten minutes' chat, it
blew a deferential "Ahem" from its engine,
as a hint that it would like to be "getting
along." The bushman took the hint, and
after a hearty "Good luck, missus!" and a
"chin, chin, old man," left us, with
assurances that "her size 'ud do the trick."

Until sundown we jogged quietly on,
meandering through further pleasant
places and meetings; drinking tea and
chatting with the Man-in-Charge between
whiles, extracting a maximum of pleasure
from a minimum rate of speed: for
travelling in the Territory has not yet
passed that ideal stage where the
travelling itself--the actual going--is all

As we approached Pine Creek I confided
to the men-folk that I was feeling a little
nervous. "Supposing that telegraphing
bush-whacker decides to shoot me
off-hand on my arrival," I said; and the
Man-in-Charge said amiably: "It'll be
brought in as justifiable homicide; that's
all." Then reconnoitring the enemy from
the platform, he "feared" we were "about
to be boycotted."

There certainly were very few men on the
station,    and     the     Man-in-Charge
recognising one of them as the landlord of
the Playford, assured us there was nothing
to fear from that quarter. "You see, you
represent business to him," he explained.

Every one but the landlord seemed to
have urgent business in the office or at the
far end of the platform, but it was quickly
evident that there was nothing to fear from
him; for, finding himself left alone to do the
honours of the Creek, he greeted us with
an amused: "She doesn't look up to sample
sent by telegram"; and I felt every meeting
would be, at least, unconventional. Then
we heard that as Mac had "only just
arrived from the Katherine, he couldn't
leave his horses until they were fixed up";
but the landlord's eyes having wandered
back to the "Goer," he winked deliberately
at the Maluka before inviting us to "step
across to the Pub."

The Pub seemed utterly deserted, and with
another wink the landlord explained the
silence by saying that "a cyclone of some
sort" had swept most of his "regulars"
away; and then he went shouting through
the echoing passages for a "boy" to "fetch
along tea."

Before the tea appeared, an angry Scotch
voice crept to us through thin partitions,
saying: "It's not a fit place for a woman,
and, besides, nobody wants her!" And in a
little while we heard the same voice
inquiring for "the Boss."

"The telegraphing bush-whacker," I said,
and invited the Maluka to come and see
me defy him. But when I found myself face
to face with over six feet of brawny
quizzing, wrathful-looking Scotchman, all
my courage slipped away, and edging
closer to the Maluka, I held out my hand to
the bushman, murmuring lamely: "How do
you do?"

Instantly a change came over the rugged,
bearded face. At the sight of the "Goer"
reduced to a meek five feet, all the wrath
died out of it, and with twitching lips and
twinkling      eyes     Mac      answered
mechanically, "Quite well thank you," and
then coughed in embarrassment.

That was all: no fierce blocking, no
defying. And with the cough, the absurdity
of   the   whole     affair,  striking    us
simultaneously, left us grinning like a trio
of Cheshire cats.
It was a most eloquent grinning, making all
spoken       apology      or     explanation
unnecessary; and by the time it had faded
away we thoroughly understood each
other, being drawn together by a mutual
love of the ridiculous. Only a mutual love
of the ridiculous, yet not so slender a basis
for a lifelong friendship as appears, and by
no means an uncommon one "out bush."

"Does the station pay for the telegrams, or
the loser?" the landlord asked in an aside,
as we went in to supper and after supper
the preparations began for the morrow's

The Sanguine Scot, anxious to make
amends for the telegrams, was full of
suggestions for smoothing out the
difficulties of the road. Like many men of
his type, whatever he did he did it with all
his heart and soul--hating, loving,
avenging, or forgiving with equal energy;
and he now applied himself to helping the
Maluka "make things easy for her," as
zealously as he had striven to "block her

Sorting out pack-bags, he put one aside,
with a "We'll have to spare that for her
duds. It won't do for her to be short. She'll
have enough to put up with, without that."
But when I thanked him, and said I could
manage nicely with only one, as I would
not need much on the road, he and the
Maluka sat down and stared at each other
in dismay. "That's for everything you'll
need till the waggons come," they
explained; "your road kit goes in your

The waggons went "inside" once a
year--"after the Wet," and would arrive at
the homestead early in June. As it was then
only the middle of January, I too sat down,
and stared in dismay from the solitary
pack-bag to the great, heaped-up pile that
had been sorted out as indispensable.
"You'll have to cull your herd a bit, that's
all," Mac said; and needlework was
pointed out as a luxury. Then books were
"cut out," after that the house linen was
looked to, and as I hesitated over the
number of pillow-cases we could manage
with, Mac cried triumphantly: "You won't
need these anyway, for there's no pillows."

The Maluka thought he had prepared me
for everything in the way of roughness; but
in a flash we knew that I had yet to learn
what a bushman means by rough.

As the pillow-cases fell to the ground, Mac
was at a loss to account for my
consternation. "What's gone wrong?" he
exclaimed in concern. Mac was often an
unconscious humorist.

But the Maluka came with his ever-ready
sympathy. "Poor little coon," he said
gently, "there's little else but chivalry and
a bite of tucker for a woman out bush."

Then a light broke in on Mac. "Is it only the
pillows?" he said. "I thought something had
gone wrong." Then his eyes began to
twinkle. "There's stacks of pillows in
Darwin," he said meaningly.

It was exactly the moral fillip needed, and
in another minute we were cheerfully
"culling our herd" again.

Exposed to Mac's scorn, the simplest
comforts became foolish luxuries. "A
couple of changes of everything is stacks,"
he said encouragingly, clearing a space
for packing. "There's heaps of soap and
water at the station, and things dry here
before you can waltz round twice."

Hopefulness is always infectious, and
before Mac's cheery optimism the pile of
necessities grew rapidly smaller. Indeed,
with such visions of soap and water and
waltzing washerwomen, a couple of
changes of everything appeared absurd
luxury. But even optimism can have
disadvantages; for in our enthusiasm we
forgot that a couple of cambric blouses, a
cotton dress or two, and a change of skirts,
are hardly equal to the strain of nearly five
months constant wear and washing.

The pillow-cases went in, however. Mac
settled that difficulty by saying that "all
hands could be put on to pluck birds. The
place is stiff with 'em," he explained,
showing what a simple matter it would be,
after all. The Maluka turning out two
cushions, a large and a smaller one,
simplified matters even more. "A bird in
the hand you know," he said, finding room
for them in the swag.

Before all the arrangements were
completed, others of the Creek had begun
to thaw, and were "lending a hand," here
and there. The question of horses coming
up, I confided in the helpers, that I was
relieved to hear that the Telegraph had
sent a quiet horse. "I am really afraid of
buck-jumpers, you know," I said, and the
Creek looking sideways at Mac, he
became incoherent.

"Oh, look here!" he spluttered, "I say! Oh,
look here! It really was too bad!" Then,
after an awkward pause, he blurted out, "I
don't know what you'll think, but the brute
strayed first camp, and--he's lost, saddle
and all."
The Maluka shot him a swift, questioning
glance; but poor Mac looked so unhappy
that we assured him "we'd manage
somehow." Perhaps we could tame one of
the flash buck-jumpers, the Maluka
suggested. But Mac said it "wouldn't be as
bad as that," and, making full confession,
placed old Roper at our service.

By morning, however, a magnificent
chestnut "Flash," well-broken into the
side-saddle, had been conjured up from
somewhere by the Creek. But two of the
pack-horses had strayed, and by the time
they were found the morning had slipped
away, and it was too late to start until after
dinner. Then after dinner a terrific
thunderstorm broke over the settlement,
and as the rain fell in torrents, Mac thought
it looked "like a case of to-morrow all
Naturally I felt impatient at the delay, but
was told by the Creek that "there was no
hurry!" "To-morrow's still untouched," Mac
explained. "This is the Land of Plenty of
Time; Plenty of Time and Wait a While.
You'll be doing a bit of waiting before
you've done with it."

"If this rain goes on, she'll be doing a bit of
waiting at the Fergusson; unless she learns
the horse's-tail trick," the Creek put in. On
inquiry, it proved that the "horse's-tail
trick" meant swimming a horse through the
flood, and hanging on to its tail until it
fought a way across; and I felt I would
prefer "waiting a bit."

The rain did go on, and, roaring over the
roof, made conversation difficult. The
bushmen called it a "bit of a storm"; but
every square inch of the heavens seemed
occupied by lightning and thunder-bolts.

"Nothing to what we can do sometimes,"
every one agreed. "WE do things in style
up here--often run half-a-dozen storms at
once.   You    see,    when    you   are
weather-bound, you might as well have
something worth looking at."

The storm lasted nearly three hours, and
when it cleared Mac went over to the
Telegraph, where some confidential
chatting must have taken place, for when
he returned he told us that the Dandy was
starting out for the homestead next day to
"fix things up a bit." The Head Stockman
however, waited back for orders.

The morning dawned bright and clear, and
Mac advised "making a dash for the
Fergusson." "We might just get through
before this rain comes down the valley,"
he said.

The Creek was most enthusiastic with its
help, bustling about with packbags and
surcingles, and generally "mixing things."

When the time came to say good-bye it
showed signs of breaking down; but
mastering its grief with a mightily audible
effort, it wished us "good luck," and stood
watching as we rode out of the little

Every time we looked back it raised its hat,
and as we rode at the head of our orderly
little cavalcade of pack horses, with
Jackeroo the black "boy" bringing up the
rear, we flattered ourselves on the dignity
of our departure. Mac called it "style," and
the Maluka was hoping that the Creek was
properly      impressed,    when      Flash,
unexpectedly heading off for his late
home, an exciting scrimmage ensued and
the procession was broken into fragments.

The Creek flew to the rescue, and, when
order was finally restored, the woman who
had defied the Sanguine Scot and his
telegrams, entered the forest that fringes
the Never-Never, sitting meekly upon a
led                                 horse.

Bush chivalry demanding that a woman's
discomfiture should be ignored, Mac kept
his eyes on the horizon for the first quarter
of a mile, and talked volubly of the
prospects of the Wet and the resources of
the Territory; but when Flash was
released, and after a short tussle settled
down into a free, swinging amble, he
offered congratulations in his own
whimsical way.

"He's like the rest of us," he said, with a sly,
sidelong look at the Maluka, "perfectly
reconciled to his fate."

Although it was only sixty-five miles to the
Katherine it took us exactly three days to
travel the distance. Mac called it a "tip-top
record for the Wet," and the Maluka
agreed with him; for in the Territory it is
not the number of miles that counts, but
what is met with in those miles.

During the first afternoon we met so many
amiable-looking watercourses, that the
Sanguine Scot grew more and hopeful
about crossing the Fergusson that night.
"We'll just do it if we push on," he said,
after a critical look at the Cullen, then little
more than a sweet, shady stream. "Our
luck's dead in. She's only just moving.
Yesterday's rain hasn't come down the
valleys yet."

We pushed on in the moonlight; but when
we reached the Fergusson, two hours
later, we found our luck was "dead out," for
"she" was up and running a banker.

Mac's hopes sank below zero. "Now we've
done it," he said ruefully, looking down at
the swirling torrent,        "It's   a   case   of
'wait-a-while' after all."

But the Maluka's hopes always died hard.
"There's still the Government yacht," he
said, going to a huge iron punt that lay far
above high-water mark. Mac called it a
forlorn hope, and it looked it, as it lay
deeply sunk in the muddy bank.

It was an immense affair, weighing over
half a ton, and provided by a thoughtful
Government for the transit of travellers
"stuck up" by the river when in flood. An
army of roughriders might have launched
it, but as bushmen generally travel in
single file, it lay a silent reproach to the
wisdom of Governments.

Some jester had chalked on its sides
"H.M.S. Immovable"; and after tugging
valiantly at it for nearly half an hour, the
Maluka and Mac and Jackeroo proved the
truth of the bushman's irony.

There was no choice but a camp on the
wrong side of the river, and after "dratting
things" in general, and the Cullen in
particular, Mac bowed to the inevitable
and began to unpack the team, stacking
packbags and saddles up on the rocks off
the wet grass.

By the time the billy was boiling he was
trying hard to be cheerful, but without
much success. "Oh, well," he said, as we
settled down round the fire, "this is the
Land of Plenty of Time, that's one comfort.
Another whole week starts next Sunday";
then relapsing altogether he added
gloomily; "We'll be spending it here, too,
by the look of things."

"Unless the missus feels equal to the
horse's-tail trick" the Maluka suggested.

The missus felt equal to anything BUT the
tail trick and said so; and conversation
flagged for a while as each tried to hit
upon some way out of the difficulty.

Suddenly Mac gave his thigh a prodigious
slap. "I've struck it!" he shouted, and
pointing to a thick wire rope just visible in
the moonlight as it stretched across the
river from flood bank to flood bank, added
hesitatingly:           "We             send
mail-bags--and--valuables over on that
when the river's up."

It was impossible to mistake his meaning,
or the Maluka's exclamation of relief, or
that neither man doubted for moment that
the woman was willing to be flung across
deep, swirling river on a swaying wire;
and as many a man has appeared brave
because he has lacked the courage to own
to his cowardice, so I said airily that
"anything better than going back," and
found the men exchanging glances.

"No one's going back," the Maluka said
quietly: and then I learned that the Wet
does not "do things by half." Once they
began to move the flood waters must have
come down the valleys in tidal waves, the
Maluka explained. "The Cullen we've just
left will probably be a roaring torrent by

"We're stuck between two rivers: that's
what's happened," Mac added savagely.
"Might have guessed that miserable little
Cullen was up to her old sneaking ways."
And to explain Mac's former "dratting," the
Maluka said: "It's a way the rivers have up
here. They entice travellers over with
smiles and promises, and before they can
get back, call down the flood waters and
shut them in."

"I'm glad I thought of the wire," Mac added
cheerfully, and slipped into reminiscences
of the Wet, drawing the Maluka also into
experiences. And as they drifted from one
experience to another, forced camps for
days on stony outcrops in the midst of seas
of water were touched on lightly as hardly
worth mentioning; while "eating yourself
out of tucker, and getting down to
water-rats and bandicoots," compared
favourably with a day or two spent in trees
or on stockyard fences. As for crossing a
river on a stout wire rope! After the first
few reminiscences, and an incident or two
in connection with "doing the horse's-tail
trick," that appeared an exceedingly safe
and pleasant way of overcoming the
difficulty, and it became very evident why
women do not travel "during the Wet."
It was a singularly beautiful night,
shimmering with warm tropical moonlight,
and hoarse with the shouting of frogs and
the roar of the river--a night that
demanded attention; and, gradually losing
interest in hair-breadth escapes from
drowning, Mac joined in the song of the

"Quar-r-rt pot! Quar-r-rt pot!" he sang in
hoarse, strident minims, mimicking to
perfection the shouts of the leaders,
leaning with them on the "quar-r-rt" in
harsh gutturals, and spitting out the "pot"
in short, deep staccatos. Quicker and
quicker the song ran, as the full chorus of
frogs joined in. From minims to crotchets,
and from crotchets to quavers it flowed,
and Mac, running with it, gurgled with a
new refrain at the quavers. "More-water,
more-water, hot-water, hot-water," he sang
rapidly in tireless reiteration, until he
seemed the leader and the frogs the
followers, singing the words he put into
their mouths. Lower and lower the chorus
sank, but just before it died away, an old
bull-frog started every one afresh with a
slow, booming "quar-r-rt pot!" and Mac
stopped for breath. "Now you know the
song of the frogs," he laughed. "We'll teach
you all the songs of the Never-Never in
time; listen!" and listening, it was hard to
believe that this was our one-time
telegraphing bush-whacker. Dropping his
voice to a soft, sobbing moan, as a
pheasant called from the shadows, he
lamented with it for "Puss! Puss! Puss! Puss!
Poor Puss! Poor Puss!"

The sound roused a dove in the branches
above us, and as she stirred in her sleep
and cooed softly, Mac murmured drowsily:
"Move-over-dear, Move-over dear"; and
the dove, taking up the refrain, crooned it
again and again to its mate.

The words of the songs were not Mac's.
They belong to the lore of the bushmen;
but he sang or crooned them with such
perfect mimicry of tone or cadence, that
never again was it possible to hear these
songs of the Never-Never without
associating the words with the songs.

The night was full of sounds, and one by
one Mac caught them up, and the bush
appeared to echo him; and leaning half
drowsily, against the pack-saddles and
swags, we listened until we slipped into
one of those quiet reveries that come so
naturally to bush-folk. Shut in on all sides
by bush and tall timber, with the rushing
river as sentinel, we seemed in a world all
our own--a tiny human world, with a camp
fire for its hub; and as we dreamed on, half
conscious of the moonlight and shoutings,
the deep inner beauty of the night stole
upon us. A mystical, elusive beauty.
difficult to define, that lay underneath and
around, and within the moonlight--a
beauty of deep nestling shadows, crooning
whispers, and soft rustling movement.

For a while we dreamed on, and then the
Maluka broke the silence. "The wizard of
the Never-Never has not forgotten how to
weave his spells while I've been south," he
said. "It won't be long before he has the
missus in his toils. The false veneer of
civilisation is peeling off at a great rate."

I roused as from a trance; and Mac threw a
sharp, searching glance at me, as I sat
curled up against a swag. "You're right,"
he laughed; "there's not a trace of the
towney left." And rising to "see about
fixing up camp," he added: "You'd better
look out, missus! Once caught, you'll never
get free again. We're all tethered goats
here. Every time we make up our minds to
clear out, something pulls us back with a

"Tethered goats!" Mac called us, and the
world must apply the simile as it thinks fit.
The wizard of the Never-Never weaves his
spells, until hardships, and dangers, and
privations, seem all that make life worth
living; and then holds us "tethered goats";
and every time the town calls us with
promises of gaiety, and comfort, and
security, "something pulls us back with a
jerk" to our beloved bush.

There was no sign of rain; and as bushmen
only pitch tent when a deluge is expected,
our camp was very simple: just camp
sleeping mosquito-nets, with calico tops
and cheese net for curtains--hanging by
cords between stout stakes driven into the
ground. "Mosquito pegs," the bushmen
call these stakes.

Jackeroo, the unpoetical, was even then
sound asleep in his net; and in ten minutes
everything was "fixed up." In another ten
minutes we had also "turned in," and soon
after I was sound asleep, rolled up in a
"bluey," and had to be wakened at dawn.

"The river's still rising," Mac announced by
way of good-morning. "We'll have to
bustle up and get across, or the water'll be
over the wire, and then we'll be done for."

Bustle as we would, however "getting
across" was a tedious business. It took
nearly an hour's hustling and urging and
galloping before the horses could be
persuaded to attempt the swim, and then
only after old Roper had been partly
dragged and partly hauled through the
back-wash by the amphibious Jackeroo.

Another half-hour slipped by in sending
the horses' hobbles across on the pulley
that ran on the wire, and in the hobbling
out of the horses. Then, with Jackeroo on
one side of the river, and the Maluka and
Mac on the other, swags, saddles,
packbags, and camp baggage went over
one by one; and it was well past mid-day
before all was finished.

Then my turn came. A surcingle--one of
the long thick straps that keep all firm on a
pack-horse--was buckled through the
pulley, and the Maluka crossed first, just to
test its safety. It was safe enough; but as he
was dragged through the water most of the
way, the pleasantness of "getting across"
on the wire proved a myth.
Mac shortened the strap, and then sat me
in it, like a child in a swing. "Your lighter
weight will run clear of the water," he said,
with his usual optimism. "It's only a matter
of holding on and keeping cool"; and as
the Maluka began to haul he added final
instructions. "Hang on like grim death, and
keep cool, whatever happens," he said.

I promised to obey, and all went well until
I reached mid-stream. Then, the wire
beginning to sag threateningly towards
the water, Mac flung his whole weight on
to his end of it, and, to his horror, I shot up
into the air like a sky-rocket.

"Hang on! Keep cool!" Mac yelled, in a
frenzy of apprehension, as he swung on his
end of the wire. Jackeroo became
convulsed with laughter, but the Maluka
pulled hard, and I was soon on the right
side of the river, declaring that I preferred
experiences when they were over. Later
Mac accounted for his terror with another
unconscious flash of humour. "You never
can count on a woman keeping cool when
the unexpected happens," he said.

We offered to haul him over. "It's only a
matter of holding on and keeping cool,"
we said; but he preferred to swim.

"It's a pity you didn't think of telegraphing
this performance," I shouted across the
floods; but, in his relief, Mac was equal to
the occasion.

"I'm glad I didn't," he shouted back
gallantly, with a sweeping flourish of his
hat; "it might have blocked you coming."
The bushman was learning a new

As his clothes were to come across on the
wire, I was given a hint to "make myself
scarce"; so retired over the bank, and
helped Jackeroo with the dinner camp--an
arrangement that exactly suited his ideas
of the eternal fitness of things.

During the morning he had expressed
great disapproval that a woman should be
idle, while men dragged heavy weights
about. "White fellow, big-fellow-fool all
right," he said contemptuously, when Mac
explained that it was generally so in the
white man's country. A Briton of the
Billingsgate type would have appealed to
Jackeroo as a man of sound common

By the time the men-folk appeared, he had
decided that with a little management I
would be quite an ornament to society.
"Missus bin help ME all right," he told the
Sanguine       Scot,     with      comical

Mac roared with delight, and the passage
of the Fergusson having swept away the
last lingering torch of restraint he called to
the Maluka; "Jackeroo reckons he's tamed
the shrew for us." Mac had been a reader
of Shakespeare in his time.

All afternoon we were supposed to be
"making a dash" for the Edith, a river
twelve miles farther on; but there was
nothing very dashing about our pace. The
air was stiflingly, swelteringly hot, and the
flies maddening in their persistence. The
horses developed puffs, and when we
were not being half-drowned in torrents of
rain we were being parboiled in steamy
atmosphere. The track was as tracks
usually are "during the Wet," and for four
hours we laboured on, slipping and
slithering over the greasy track, varying
the monotony now and then with a
floundering scramble through a boggy
creek crossing. Our appearance was about
as dashing as our pace; and draggled, wet
through, and perspiring, and out of conceit
with primitive travelling--having spent the
afternoon combining a minimum rate of
travelling    with     a    maximum      of
discomfort--we arrived at the Edith an hour
after sundown to find her a wide eddying

"Won't be more than a ducking," Mac said
cheerfully. "Couldn't be much wetter than
we are," and the Maluka taking the reins
from my hands, we rode into the stream
Mac keeping behind, "to pick her up in
case she floats off," he said, thinking he
was putting courage into me.

It wasn't as bad as it looked; and after a
little stumbling and plunging and drifting
the horses were clambering out up the
opposite bank, and by next sundown--after
scrambling through a few more rivers--we
found ourselves looking down at the
flooded Katherine, flowing below in the
valley of a rocky gorge.

Sixty-five miles in three days, against sixty
miles an hour of the express trains of the
world. "Speed's the thing," cries the world,
and speeds on, gaining little but speed;
and we bush-folk travel our sixty miles and
gain all that is worth gaining--excepting

"Hand-over-hand this time!" Mac said,
looking up at the telegraph wire that
stretched far overhead. "There's no pulley
here. Hand-over-hand, or the horse's-tail

But Mine Host of the "Pub" had seen us,
and running down the opposite side of the
gorge, launched a boat at the river's brink;
then pulling up-stream for a hundred
yards or so in the backwash, faced about,
and raced down and across the
swift-flowing current with long, sweeping
strokes; and as we rode down the steep
winding track to meet him, Mac became
jocular, and reminding us that the gauntlet
of the Katherine had yet to be run, also
reminded us that the sympathies of the
Katherine were with the stockmen; adding
with a chuckle, as Mine Host bore down
upon us. "You don't even represent
business here; no woman ever does."

Then the boat grounded, and Mine Host
sprang ashore--another burly six-foot
bushman--and greeted us with a flashing
smile and a laughing "There's not much of
her left." And then, stepping with quiet
unconcern into over two feet of water,
pushed the boat against a jutting ledge for
my convenience. "Wet feet don't count," he
laughed with another of his flashing smiles,
when remonstrated with, and Mac
chuckled in an aside, "Didn't I tell you a
woman doesn't represent business here?"

The swim being beyond the horses, they
were left hobbled out on the north banks,
to wait for the river to fall, and after
another swift race down and across
stream, Mine Host landed every one safely
on the south side of the flood, and soon we
were clambering up the steep track that
led from the river to the "Pub."

Coming up from the river, the Katherine
Settlement appeared to consist solely of
the "Pub" and its accompanying store; but
beyond the "Pub," which, by the way,
seemed to be hanging on to its own
verandah posts for support, we found an
elongated,     three-roomed       building,
nestling under deep verandahs, and
half-hidden beneath a grove of lofty scarlet
flowering ponchianas.
"The Cottage is always set apart for
distinguished visitors," Mine Host said,
bidding us welcome with another smile,
but never a hint that he was placing his
own private quarters at our disposal. Like
all bushmen, he could be delicately
reticent when conferring a favour; but a
forgotten razor-strop betrayed him later

In the meantime we discovered the
remainder of the Settlement from the
Cottage verandahs, spying out the Police
Station as it lurked in ambush just round
the first bend in a winding bush
track--apparently keeping one eye on the
"Pub"; and then we caught a gleam of
white roofs away beyond further bends in
the track, where the Overland Telegraph
"Department" stood on a little rise, aloof
from the "Pub" and the Police, shut away
from the world, yet attending to its affairs,
and, incidentally, to those of the bush-folk:
a tiny Settlement, with a tiny permanent
population of four men and two
women--women who found their own
homes all-sufficient, and rarely left them,
although the men-folk were here, there,
and everywhere.

All around and within the Settlement was
bush: and beyond the bush, stretching
away and away on every side of it, those
hundreds of thousands of square miles that
constitute the Never-Never--miles sending
out and absorbing again from day to day
the floating population of the Katherine.

Before supper the Telegraph Department
and the Police Station called on the
Cottage to present compliments. Then the
Wag came with his welcome. "Didn't
expect you to-day," he drawled, with
unmistakable double meaning in his
drawl. "You're come sooner than we
expected. Must have had luck with the
rivers "; and Mac became enthusiastic.
"Luck!" he cried. "Luck! She's got the luck
of the Auld Yin himself--skinned through
everything by the skin of our teeth. No one
else'll get through those rivers under a
week." And they didn't.

Remembering the telegrams, the Wag shot
a swift quizzing glance at him; but it took
more than a glance to disconcert Mac once
his mind was made up, and he met it
unmoved, and entered into a vivid
description of the "passage of the
Fergusson," which filled in our time until

After supper the Cottage returned the
calls, and then, rain coming down in
torrents, the Telegraph, the Police, the
Cottage and the "Pub" retired to rest,
wondering what the morrow would bring

The morrow brought forth more rain, and
the certainty that, as the river was still
rising, the swim would be beyond the
horses for several days yet; and because
of this uncertainty, the Katherine bestirred
itself to honour its tethered guests.

The Telegraph and the Police Station
issued invitations for dinner, and the "Pub"
that had already issued a hint that "the
boys could refrain from knocking down
cheques as long as a woman was staying in
the place" now issued an edict limiting the
number of daily drinks per man.

The invitations were accepted with
pleasure, and the edict was attended to
with a murmur of approval in which,
however, there was one dissenting voice:
a little bearded bushman "thought the
Katherine was overdoing it a bit," and
suggested as an amendment that "drunks
could make themselves scarce when she's
about." But Mine Host easily silenced him
by offering to "see what the missus thought
about it."

Then for a day the Katherine "took its
bearings," and keen, scrutinising glances
summed up the Unknown Woman, looking
her through and through until she was no
longer an Unknown Woman, while the
Maluka looked on interested. He knew the
bush-folk well, and that their instinct would
be unerring, and left the missus to slip into
whichever niche in their lives they thought
fit to place her. And as she slipped into a
niche built up of strong, staunch
comradeship, the black community
considered that they, too, had fathomed
the missus; and it became history in the
camp that the Maluka had stolen her from a
powerful Chief of the Whites, and,
deeming it wise to disappear with her until
the affair had blown over, had put many
flooded rivers between him and his
pursuers. "Would any woman have flung
herself across rivers on wires, speeding on
without rest or pause, unless afraid of
pursuit?" the camp asked in committee,
and the most sceptical were silenced.

Then followed other days full of pleasant
intercourse; for once sure of its welcome,
bushmen are lavish with their friendship.
And as we roamed about the tiny
Settlement, the Wag and others vied with
the Maluka, Mine Host, and Mac in
"making things pleasant for the missus":
relating      experiences       for    her
entertainment; showing all there was to be
shown, and obeying the edict with
cheerful, unquestioning chivalry.

Neither the Head Stockman nor the little
bushman, however, had made any offers of
friendship, Dan having gone out to the
station immediately after interviewing the
Maluka, while the little bushman spent
most of his time getting out of the way of
the missus whenever she appeared on his

"A Tam-o-Shanter fleeing from the furies of
a too fertile imagination," the Maluka
laughed after a particularly comical dash
to cover.

Poor Tam! Those days must live in his
memory like a hideous nightmare! I, of
course, knew nothing of the edict at the
time--for bushmen do not advertise their
chivalry--and    wandered    round     the
straggling Settlement vaguely surprised at
its sobriety, and turning up in such
unexpected places that the little bushman
was constantly on the verge of apoplexy.

But experience teaches quickly. On the
first day, after running into me several
times, he learned the wisdom of spying out
the land before turning a corner. On the
second day, after we had come on him
while thus engaged several other times, he
learned the foolishness of placing too
much confidence in corners, and deciding
by the law of averages that the bar was the
only safe place in the Settlement, availed
himself of its sanctuary in times of danger.
On the third day he learned that the law of
averages is a weak reed to lean on; for on
slipping round a corner, and mistaking a
warning signal from the Wag, he whisked
into the bar to whisk out again with a
clatter of hobnailed boots, for I was in
there examining some native curios. "She's
in THERE next," he gasped as he passed
the Wag on his way to the cover of the
nearest corner.

"Poor Tam!" How he must have hated
women as he lurked in the doubtful
ambush of that corner.

"HOW he did skoot!" the Wag chuckled
later on when recounting with glee, to the
Maluka and Mac, the story of Tam's dash
for cover.

Pitying Tam, I took his part, and said he
seemed a sober, decent little man and
couldn't help being shy; then paused,
wondering at the queer expression on the
men's faces.

Mac coughed in embarrassment, and the
Maluka    and    the    Wag    seemed
pre-occupied, and, fearing I had been
misunderstood, I added hastily: "So is
everyone in the Settlement, for that
matter,"   thereby   causing    further

After a short intense silence the Wag
"thought he'd be getting along," and as he
moved off the Maluka laughed. "Oh,
missus, missus!" and Mac blurted out the
whole tale of the edict--concluding rather
ambiguously by saying: "Don't you go
thinking it's made any difference to any of
us, because it hasn't. We're not saints, but
we're not pigs, and, besides, it was a

I doubted if it was much pleasure to
Tam-o-Shanter; but forgetting he was
sober by compulsion, even he had begun
to feel virtuous; and when he heard he had
been called a "sober, decent little man,"
he positively swaggered; and on the fourth
morning walked jauntily past the Cottage
and ventured a quiet good-morning--a
simple enough little incident in itself; but it
proved Tam's kinship with his fellowmen.
For is it not the knowledge that some one
thinks well of us that makes us feel at ease
in that person's company?

Later in the same day, the flood having
fallen, it was decided that it would be well
to cross the horses in the rear of a boat,
and we were all at the river discussing
preparations, when Tam electrified the
community by joining the group.

In the awkward pause that followed his
arrival he passed a general remark about
dogs--there were several with us--and
every one plunged into dog yarns, until
Tam, losing his head over the success of
his    maiden    speech,    became    so
communicative on the subject of a
dog-fight that he had to be surreptitiously
kicked into silence.

"Looks like more rain," Mac said abruptly,
hoping to draw public attention from the
pantomime. "Ought to get off as soon as
possible, or we'll be blocked at the King."

The Katherine seized on the new topic of
conversation, and advised "getting out to
the five-mile overnight," declaring it would
"take all day to get away from the
Settlement in the morning." Then came
another awkward pause, while every one
kept one eye on Tam, until the Maluka
saved the situation by calling for
volunteers to help with the horses, and,
Tam being pressed into the service, the
boat was launched, and he was soon safe
over the far side of the river.

Once among the horses, the little man was
transformed. In the quiet, confident
horseman that rode down the gorge a few
minutes later it would have been difficult
to recognise the shy, timid bushman. The
saddle had given him backbone, and it
soon appeared he was right-hand man,
and, at times, even organiser in the
difficult task of crossing horses through a
deep, swift-running current.

As the flood was three or four hundred
yards wide and many feet deep, a swim
was impossible without help, and every
horse was to be supported or guided, or
dragged over in the rear of the boat, with a
halter held by a man in the stern.

It was no child's play. Every inch of the
way had its difficulties. The poor brutes
knew the swim was beyond them; and as
the boat, pulling steadily on, dragged
them from the shallows into the deeper
water, they plunged and snorted in fear,
until they found themselves swimming,
and were obliged to give all their attention
to keeping themselves afloat.

Some required little assistance when once
off their feet; just a slow, steady pull from
the oars, and a taut enough halter to lean
on in the tight places. But others rolled
over like logs when the full force of the
current struck them, threatening to drag
the boat under, as it and the horse raced
away down stream with the oarsmen
straining their utmost.

It was hard enough work for the oarsmen;
but the seat of honour was in the stern of
the boat, and no man filled it better than
the transformed Tam. Alert and full of
resource, with one hand on the tiller, he
leaned over the boat, lengthening or
shortening rope for the halter, and
regulating the speed of the oarsmen with
unerring judgment; giving a staunch
swimmer time and a short rope to lean on,
or literally dragging the faint-hearted
across at full speed; careful then only of
one thing: to keep the head above water.
Never again would I judge a man by one of
his failings.

There were ten horses in all to cross, and
at the end of two hours' hard pulling there
was only one left to come--old Roper.

Mac took the halter into his own hands
there was no one else worthy-- and,
slipping into the stern of the boat, spoke
first to the horse and then to the oarsmen;
and as the boat glided forward, the noble,
trusting old horse--confident that his
long-tried human friend would set him no
impossible task--came quietly through the
shallows, sniffing questions at the
half-submerged bushes.

"Give him time!" Mac called. "Let him think
it out," as step by step Roper followed, the
halter running slack on the water. When
almost out of his depth, he paused just a
moment, then, obeying the tightening
rope, lifted himself to the flood and struck
firmly and bravely out.

Staunchly he and Mac dealt with the
current: taking time and approaching it
quietly, meeting it with taut rope and
unflinching nerve, drifting for a few
breaths to judge its force; then, nothing
daunted, they battled forward, stroke after
stroke, and won across without once
pulling the boat out of its course.

Only Roper could have done it; and when
the splendid neck and shoulders appeared
above water as he touched bottom, on the
submerged track, he was greeted with a
cheer and a hearty, unanimous "Bravo! old
chap!" Then Mac returned thanks with a
grateful look, and, leaping ashore, looked
over the beautiful, wet, shining limbs,
declaring he could have "done it on his
own," if required.

Once assured that we were anxious for a
start, the Katherine set about speeding the
parting guests with gifts of farewell. The
Wag brought fresh tomatoes and a
cucumber; the Telegraph sent eggs; the
Police a freshly baked cake; the Chinese
cook baked bread, and Mine Host came
with a few potatoes and a flat-iron. To the
surprise of the Katherine, I received the
potatoes without enthusiasm, not having
been long enough in the Territory to know
their rare value, and, besides, I was
puzzling over the flat iron.
"What's it for?" I asked, and the Wag
shouted in mock amazement: "For! To iron
duds with, of course," as Mine Host
assured us it was of no use to him beyond
keeping a door open.

Still puzzled, I said I thought there would
not be any need to iron duds until we
reached the homestead, and the Maluka
said quietly: "It's FOR the homestead.
There will be nothing like that there."

Mac exploded with an impetuous "Good
Heavens! What does she expect? First
pillows and now irons!"

Gradually realising that down South we
have little idea of what "rough" means to a
bushman, I had from day to day been
modifying my ideas of a station home from
a mansion to a commodious wooden
cottage, plainly but comfortably furnished.
The Cottage had confirmed this idea, but
Mac soon settled the question beyond all

"Look here!" he said emphatically. "Before
she leaves this place she'll just have to
grasp things a bit better," and sitting down
on a swag he talked rapidly for ten
minutes, taking a queer delight in making
everything sound as bad as possible,
"knocking the stiffening out of the missus,"
as he phrased it, and certainly bringing
the "commodious station home" about her
ears, which was just as well, perhaps.

After a few scathing remarks on the
homestead in general, which he called
"One    of     those   down-at-the-heels,
anything-'ll-do sort of places," he
described The House. "It's mostly
verandahs and promises," he said; "but
one room is finished. We call it The House,
but you'll probably call it a Hut, even
though it has got doors and calico windows
framed and on hinges."

Then followed an inventory of the
furniture. "There's one fairly steady,
good-sized table at least it doesn't fall
over, unless some one leans on it; then
there's a bed with a wire mattress, but
nothing else on it; and there's a chair or
two up to your weight (the boss'll either
have to stand up or lie down), and I don't
know that there's much else excepting
plenty of cups and plates--they're enamel,
fortunately, so you won't have much
trouble with the servants breaking things.
Of course there's a Christmas card and a
few works of art on the walls for you to
look at when you're tired of looking at
yourself in the glass. Yes! There's a
looking-glass--goodness knows how it got
there! You ought to be thankful for that and
the wire-mattress. You won't find many of
them out bush ."

I humbly acknowledged thankfulness, and
felt deeply grateful to Mine Host, when,
with ready thoughtfulness he brought a
couple of china cups and stood them
among the baggage--the heart of Mine
Host was as warm and sincere as his
flashing smiles. I learned, in time, to be
indifferent to china cups, but that flat-iron
became one of my most cherished
possessions--how it got to the Katherine is
a long, long story, touching on three
continents, a man, a woman, and a baby.
The commodious station home destroyed,
the Katherine bestirred itself further in the
speeding of its guests. The Telegraph
came with the offer of their buggy, and
then the Police offered theirs; but Mine
Host, harnessing two nuggety little horses
into his buck-board, drove round to the
store, declaring a buck-board was the
"only thing for the road." "You won't feel
the journey at all in it," he said, and drove
us round the Settlement to prove how
pleasant and easy travelling could be in
the Wet.

"No buggy obtainable," murmured the
Maluka, reviewing the three offers. But the
Sanguine Scot was quite unabashed, and
answered coolly: "You forget those
telegrams were sent to that other
woman--the Goer, you know--there WAS
no buggy obtainable for HER. By George!
Wasn't she a snorter? I knew I'd block her
somehow," and then he added with a
gallant bow and a flourish: "You can see
for yourselves, chaps, that she didn't
The Wag mimicked the bow and the
flourish, and then suggested accepting all
three vehicles and having a procession "a
triumphal exit that'll knock spots off Pine

"There'd be one apiece," he said, "and
with Jackeroo as outrider, and loose horses
to fill in with, we could make a real good
thing of it if we tried. There's Tam, now;
he's had a fair amount of practice lately,
dodging round corners, and if he and I
stood on opposite sides of the track, and
dodged round bushes directly the
procession passed coming out farther
along, we could line the track for miles
with cheering crowds."

The buck-board only being decided on, he
expressed himself bitterly disappointed,
but promised to do his best with that and
the horses; until hearing that Mac was to
go out to the "five-mile" overnight with the
pack-team and loose horses, leaving us to
follow at sun-up, he became disconsolate
and refused even to witness the departure.

"I'd 'av willingly bust meself cheering a
procession and lining the track with frantic
crowds," he said, "but I'm too fat to work
up any enthusiasm over two people in a

A little before sundown Mac set out, after
instructing the Katherine to "get the
buck-board off early," and just before the
Katherine "turned in" for the night, the
Maluka went to the office to settle accounts
with Mine Host.

In five minutes he was back, standing
among the ponchianas, and then after a
little while of silence he said gently: "Mac
was right. A woman does not represent
business here." Mine Host had indignantly
refused payment for a woman's board and

"I had to pay, though," the Maluka
laughed, with one of his quick changes of
humour. "But, then, I'm only a man."

When we arrived at the five-mile in the
morning we found Mac "packed up" and
ready for the start, and, passing the reins
to him, the Maluka said, "You know the
road best "; and Mac, being what he called
a "bit of a Jehu," we set off in great style
across country, apparently missing trees
by a hair's breadth, and bumping over the
ant-hills, boulders, and broken boughs
that lay half-hidden in the long grass.

After being nearly bumped out of the
buck-board several times, I asked if there
wasn't any track anywhere; and Mac once
again    exploded    with   astonishment.
"We're on the track," he shouted. "Good
Heavens I do you mean to say you can't see
it on ahead there?" and he pointed towards
what looked like thickly timbered country,
plentifully strewn with further boulders
and boughs and ant-hills; and as I shook
my head, he shrugged his shoulders
hopelessly. "And we're on the main
transcontinental route from Adelaide to
Port Darwin," he said.

"Any track anywhere!" he mimicked
presently, as we lurched, and heaved, and
bumped along. "What'll she say when we
get into the long-grass country?"

"Long here!" he ejaculated, when I thought
the grass we were driving through was
fairly long (it was about three feet). "Just
you wait!"

I waited submissively, if bouncing about a
buck-board over thirty miles of obstacles
can be called waiting, and next day we
"got into the long-grass country", miles of
grass, waving level with and above our
heads--grass ten feet high and more,
shutting out everything but grass.

The Maluka was riding a little behind, at
the head of the pack-team, but we could
see neither him nor the team, and Mac
looked triumphantly round as the staunch
little horses pushed on through the forest
of grass that swirled and bent and swished
and reeled all about the buck-board.

"Didn't I tell you?" he said. "This is what we
call long grass"; and he asked if I could
"see any track now." "It's as plain as a
pikestaff," he declared, trying to show
what he called a "clear break all the way."
"Oh I'm a dead homer all right," he
shouted after further going as we came out
at the "King" crossing.

"Now for it! Hang on!" he warned, and we
went down the steep bank at a hand
gallop; and as the horses rushed into the
swift-flowing     stream,        he     said
unconcernedly: "I wonder how deep this
is," adding, as the buck-board lifted and
swerved when the current struck it: "By
George! They're off their feet," and leaning
over the splashboard, lashed at the
undaunted little beasts until they raced up
the opposite bank.

"That's the style!" he shouted in triumph, as
they drew up, panting and dripping well
over the rise from the crossing. "Close
thing, though! Did you get your feet wet?"

"Did you get your feet wet!" That was all,
when I was expecting every form of
concern imaginable. For a moment I felt
indignant at Mac's recklessness and lack of
concern, and said severely, "You shouldn't
take such risks."

But Mac was blissfully unconscious of the
severity. "Risks!" he said. "Why, it wasn't
wide enough for anything to happen, bar a
ducking. If you rush it, the horses are
pushed across before they know they're off
their feet."

"Bar a ducking, indeed!" But Mac was out
of the buck-board, shouting back, "Hold
hard there! It's a swim," and continued
shouting directions until the horses were
across with comparatively dry pack-bags.
Then he and the Maluka shook hands and
congratulated each other on being the
right side of everything.

"No more rivers!" the Maluka said.
"Clear run home, bar a deluge," Mac
added, gathering up the reins. "We'll
strike the front gate to-night."

All afternoon we followed the telegraph
line, and there the track was really
well-defined; then at sundown Mac drew
up, and with a flourish of hats he and the
Maluka bade the missus "Welcome Home!"
All around and about was bush, and only
bush, that, and the telegraph line, and
Mac, touching on one of the slender
galvanized iron poles, explained the
welcome. "This is the front gate." he said;
"another forty-five miles and we'll be
knocking at the front door." And they
called the Elsey "a nice little place."
Perhaps it was when compared with runs
of six million acres.

The camp was pitched just inside the "front
gate," near a wide-spreading sheet of
water, "Easter's Billabong," and at
supper-time the conversation turned on
bush                           cookery.
"Never tasted Johnny cakes!!" Mac said.
"Your education hasn't begun yet. We'll
have some for breakfast; I'm real slap-up at
Johnny cakes!" and rummaging in a
pack-bag,      he      produced        flour,
cream-of-tartar, soda, and a mixing-dish,
and    set      to   work      at     once.
"I'm real slap-up at Johnny cakes! No
mistake!" he assured us, as he knelt on the
ground, big and burly in front of the
mixing-dish, kneading enthusiastically at
his mixture. "Look at that!" as air-bubbles
appeared all over the light, spongy dough.
"Didn't I tell you I knew a thing or two
about     cooking?"    and     cutting   off
nuggety-looking chunks, he buried them
in the hot ashes.

When they were cooked, crisp and brown,
he displayed them with just pride. "Well!"
he said. "Who's slap-up at Johnny cakes?"
and standing them on end in the
mixing-dish he rigged up tents--a deluge
being expected--and carried them into his
own for safety.

During the night the deluge came, and the
billabong, walking up its flood banks, ran
about the borders of our camp, sending so
many exploring little rivulets through
Mac's tent, that he was obliged to pass
most of the night perched on a pyramid of
pack        bags       and       saddles.
Unfortunately, in the confusion and
darkness, the dish of Johnny cakes became
the base of the pyramid, and was
consequently missing at breakfast time.
After a long hunt Mac recovered it and
stood looking dejectedly at the ruins of his
cookery--a heap of flat, stodgy-looking
slabs. "Must have been sitting on 'em all
night," he said, "and there's no other bread
for breakfast."

There was no doubt that we must eat them
or go without bread of any kind; but as we
sat tugging at the gluey guttapercha-like
substance, Mac's sense of humour revived.
"Didn't I tell you I was slap-up at Johnny
cakes?" he chuckled, adding with further
infinitely more humorous chuckles: "You
mightn't think it; but I really am." Then he
pointed to Jackeroo, who was watching in
bewilderment while the Maluka hunted for
the crispest crust, not for himself, but the
woman. "White fellow big fellow fool all
right! eh, Jackeroo?" he asked, and
Jackeroo openly agreed with us.

Finding the black soil flats impassable
after the deluge, Mac left the track, having
decided to stick to the ridges all day; and
all that had gone before was smoothness
itself in comparison to what was in store.

All day the buck-board rocked and
bumped through the timber, and the
Maluka, riding behind, from time to time
pointed out the advantages of travelling
across country, as we bounced about the
buck-board like rubber balls: "There's so
little chance of getting stiff with sitting

Every time we tried to answer him we bit
our tongues as the buck-board leapt over
the tussocks of grass. Once we managed to
call back, "You won't feel the journey in a
buck-board." Then an overhanging bough
threatening to wipe us out of our seats,
Mac shouted, "Duck!" and as we "ducked"
the buck-board skimmed between two
trees, with barely an inch to spare.

"I'm a bit of a Jehu all right!" Mac shouted
triumphantly. "It takes judgment to do the
thing in style"; and the next moment,
swinging round a patch of scrub, we flew
off at a tangent to avoid a fallen tree,
crashing through its branches and
grinding over an out-crop of ironstone to
miss a big boulder just beyond the tree. It
undoubtedly took judgment this "travelling
across country along the ridges"; but the
keen, alert bushman never hesitated as he
swung in and out and about the timber,
only once miscalculating the distance
between trees, when he was obliged to
back out again. Of course we barked trees
constantly, but Mac called that "blazing a
track for the next travellers," and
everywhere the bush creatures scurried
out of our way; and when I expressed fears
for the springs, Mac reassured me by
saying a buck-board had none, excepting
those under the seat.

If Mac was a "bit of a Jehu," he certainly
was a "dead homer," for after miles of
scrub and grass and timber, we came out
at our evening camp at the Bitter Springs,
to find the Head Stockman there, with his
faithful, tawny-coloured shadow, "Old Sool
em," beside him.

Dog and man greeted us sedately, and
soon Dan had a billy boiling for us, and a
blazing fire, and accepted an invitation to
join us at supper and "bring something in
the way of bread along with him."
With a commonplace remark about the trip
out, he placed a crisp, newly baked
damper on the tea-towel that acted as
supper cloth; but when we all agreed that
he was "real slap-up at damper making,"
he scented a joke and shot a quick,
questioning glance around; then deciding
that it was wiser not to laugh at all than to
laugh in the wrong place, he only said, he
was "not a bad hand at the damper trick."
Dan liked his jokes well labelled when
dealing with the unknown Woman.

He was a bushman of the old type, one of
the men of the droving days; full of old
theories, old faiths, and old prejudices,
and clinging always to old habits and
methods. Year by year as the bush had
receded and shrunk before the railways,
he had receded with it, keeping always
just behind the Back of Beyond, droving,
bullock-punching, stock-keeping, and
unconsciously opening up the way for that
very civilisation that was driving him
farther and farther back. In the forty years
since his boyhood railways had driven him
out of Victoria, New South Wales and
Queensland, and were now threatening
even the Never-Never, and Dan was
beginning to fear that they would not leave
"enough bush to bury a man in."

Enough bush to bury a man in! That's all
these men of the droving days have ever
asked of their nation and yet without them
the pioneers would have been tied hand
and foot, and because of them Australia is
what it is.

"Had a good trip out?" Dan asked, feeling
safe on that subject, and appeared to listen
to the details of the road with interest; but
all the time the shrewd hazel eyes were
upon me, drawing rapid conclusions, and I
began to feel absurdly anxious to know
their verdict. That was not to come before
bedtime; and only those who knew the life
of the stations in the Never-Never know
how much was depending on the
stockmen's verdict.

Dan had his own methods of dealing with
the Unknown Woman. Forty years
out-bush had convinced him that "most of
'em were the right sort," but it had also
convinced him that "you had to take 'em all
differently," and he always felt his way
carefully, watching and waiting, ready to
open out at the first touch of fellowship and
understanding, but just as ready to
withdraw into himself at the faintest
approach to a snub.

By the time supper was over he had risked
a joke or two, and taking heart by their
reception, launched boldly into the
conversation, chuckling with delight as the
Maluka and Mac amused themselves by
examining the missus on bushcraft.

"She'll need a deal of educating before we
let her out alone," he said, after a
particularly bad failure, with the first touch
of that air of proprietorship that was to
become his favourite attitude towards his

"It's only common sense; you'll soon get
used to it," Mac said in encouragement,
giving     us  one    of   his    delightful
backhanders. Then in all seriousness Dan
suggested teaching her some of the signs
of water at hand, right off, "in case she
does get lost any time," and also seriously,
the Maluka and Mac "thought it would be
as well, perhaps."

Then    the   townswoman's      self-satisfied
arrogance came to the surface. "You
needn't bother about me," I said, confident
I had as much common sense as any
bushman. "If ever I do get lost, I'll just
catch a cow and milk it."

Knowing nothing of the wild, scared cattle
of the fenceless runs of the Never-Never, I
was prepared for anything rather than the
roar of delight that greeted that example of
town "common sense."

"Missus! missus!" the Maluka cried, as soon
as he could speak, "you'll need a deal of
educating "; and while Mac gasped, "Oh I
say! Look here!" Dan, with tears in his
eyes, chuckled: "She'll have a drouth on by
the time she runs one down." Dan always
called a thirst a drouth. "Oh Lord!" he said,
picturing the scene in his mind's eye, "'I'll
catch a cow and milk it,' she says."
Then, dancing with fun, the hazel eyes
looked round the company, and as Dan
rose, preparatory to turning in, we felt we
were about to hear their verdict. When it
came it was characteristic of the man in
uniqueness of wording:

"She's the dead finish!" he said, wiping his
eyes on his shirt sleeve. "Reckoned she
was the minute I heard her talking about
slap-up    dampers";      and     in   some
indescribable way we knew he had paid
the woman who was just entering his life
the highest compliment in his power. Then
he added, "Told the chaps the little 'uns
were generally all right." It is the
helplessness of little women that makes
them appear "all right" in the eyes of
bushmen, helplessness being foreign to

At   breakfast   Dan   expressed   surprise
because there was no milk, and the
pleasantry being well received, he
considered the moment ripe for one of his
pet theories.

"She'll do for this place!" he said, wagging
his head wisely. "I've been forty years
out-bush, and I've known eight or ten
women in that time, so I ought to know
something about it. Anyway, the ones that
could see jokes suited best. There was
Mrs. Bob out Victoria way. She'd see a joke
a mile off; sighted 'em as soon as they got
within cooee. Never knew her miss one,
and never knew anybody suit the bush like
she did." And, as we packed up and set out
for the last lap of our journey he was still
ambling about his theory. "Yes," he said,
"you can dodge most things out bush; but
you can't dodge jokes for long. They'll run
you down sooner or later"; adding with a
chuckle, "Never heard of one running Mrs.
Bob down, though. She always tripped 'em
up before they could get to her." Then
finding the missus had thrown away a
"good cup of tea just because a few flies
had got into it," he became grave. "Never
heard of Mrs. Bob getting up to those
tricks," he said, and doubted whether "the
missus'ld do after all," until reassured by
the Maluka that "she'll be fishing them out
with the indifference of a Stoic in a week or
two"; and I was.

When within a few miles of the homestead,
the buckboard took a sharp turn round a
patch of scrub, and before any one
realised what was happening we were in
the midst of a mob of pack horses, and
face to face with the Quiet Stockman a
strong, erect, young Scot, who carried his
six foot two of bone and muscle with the
lithe ease of a bushman.
"Hallo" Mac shouted, pulling up. Then,
with the air of a showman introducing
some rare exhibit, added: "This is the
missus, Jack."

Jack touched his hat and moved uneasily in
his saddle, answering Mac's questions in
monosyllables. Then the Maluka came up,
and Mac, taking pity on the embarrassed
bushman, suggested "getting along," and
we left him sitting rigidly on his horse,
trying to collect his scattered senses.

"That was unrehearsed," Mac chuckled, as
we drove on. "He's clearing out! Reckon he
didn't set out exactly hoping to meet us,
though. Tam's a lady's man in comparison,"
but loyal to his comrade above his
amusement, he added warmly: "You can't
beat Jack by much, though, when it comes
to sticking to a pal," unconscious that he
was prophesying of the years to come,
when the missus had become one of those

"There's only the Dandy left now," Mac
went on, as we spun along an ever more
definite track, "and he'll be all right as
soon as he gets used to it. Never knew
such a chap for finding something decent
in everybody he strikes." Naturally I
hoped he would "find something decent in
me," having learned what it meant to the
stockmen to have a woman pitchforked
into their daily lives, when those lives
were to be lived side by side, in camp, or
in saddle, or at the homestead.

Mac hesitated a moment, and then out
flashed one of his happy inspirations.
"Don't you bother about the Dandy," he
said; "bushmen have a sixth sense, and
know a pal when they see one."
Just a bushman's pretty speech, aimed
straight at the heart of a woman, where all
the pretty speeches of the bushfolk are
aimed; for it is by the heart that they judge
us. "Only a pal," they will say, towering
strong and protecting; and the woman
feels uplifted, even though in the same
breath they have honestly agreed with her,
after careful scrutiny, that it is not her fault
that she was born into the plain sisterhood.
Bushmen will risk their lives for a woman
pal or otherwise but leave her to pick up
her own handkerchief.

"Of course!" Mac added, as an
afterthought. "It's not often they find a pal
in a woman"; and I add to-day that when
they do, that woman is to be envied her
"Eyes front!" Mac shouted suddenly, and in
a moment the homestead was in sight, and
the front gate forty-five miles behind us. "If
ever you DO reach the homestead alive,"
the Darwin ladies had said; and now they
were three hundred miles away from us to
the north-west.

"Sam's spotted us!" Mac smiled as we
skimmed on, and a slim little Chinaman
ran across between the buildings. "We'd
better do the thing in style," and whipping
up the horses, he whirled them through the
open slip-rails, past the stockyards, away
across the grassy homestead enclosure,
and pulled up with a rattle of hoofs and
wheels at the head of a little avenue of

The Dandy, fresh and spotless, appeared
in a doorway; black boys sprang up like a
crop of mushrooms and took charge of the
buck-board; Dan rattled in with the
pack-teams, and horses were jangling
hobbles and rattling harness all about us,
as I found myself standing in the shadow of
a queer, unfinished building, with the
Maluka and Mac surrounded by a mob of
leaping, bounding dogs, flourishing, as
best they could, another "Welcome home!"

"Well?" Mac asked, beating off dogs at
every turn. "Is it a House or a Hut?"

"A Betwixt and Between," we decided; and
then the Dandy was presented, And the
steady grey eyes apparently finding
"something decent" in the missus, with a
welcoming smile and ready tact he said:
"I'm sure we're all real glad to see you."
Just the tiniest emphasis on the word "you";
but that, and the quick, bright look that
accompanied the emphasis, told, as
nothing else could, that it was "that other
woman" that had not been wanted.
Unconventional, of course; but when a
welcome is conventional out-bush, it is
unworthy of the name of welcome.

The Maluka, knew this well, but before he
could speak, Mac had seized a little
half-grown dog--the most persistent of all
the leaping dogs--by her tightly curled-up
tail, and, setting her down at my feet, said:
"And this is Tiddle'ums," adding, with
another flourishing bow, "A present from a
Brither Scot," while Tiddle'ums in no way
resented the dignity. Having a tail that
curled tightly over her back like a cup
handle, she expected to be lifted up by it.

Then one after the other Mac presented
the station dogs: Quart-Pot, Drover,
Tuppence, Misery, Buller, and a dozen
others; and as I bowed gravely to each in
turn Dan chuckled in appreciation: "She'll
do! Told you she was the dead finish."

Then the introductions over, the Maluka
said: "Ann, now I suppose she may
consider herself just 'One of Us.'"

The homestead, standing half-way up the
slope that rose from the billabong, had,
after all, little of that "down-at-heels,
anything'll-do" appearance that Mac had
so scathingly described. No one could call
it a "commodious station home," and it was
even patched up and shabby; but, for all
that, neat and cared for. An orderly little
array of one-roomed buildings, mostly
built of sawn slabs, and ranged round a
broad oblong space with a precision that
suggested the idea of a section of a street
cut out from some neat compact little

The cook's quarters, kitchens, men's
quarters,     store,  meat-house,    and
waggon-house, facing each other on either
side of this oblong space, formed a short
avenue-the main thoroughfare of the
homestead--the centre of which was
occupied by an immense wood-heap, the
favourite gossiping place of some of the
old black fellows, while across the western
end of it, and looking down it, but a little
aloof from the rest of the buildings, stood
the house, or, rather, as much of it as had
been rebuilt after the cyclone of 1897. As
befitted their social positions the forge and
black boys' "humpy" kept a respectful
distance well round the south-eastern
corner of this thoroughfare; but, for some
unknown reason, the fowl-roosts had been
erected over Sam Lee's sleeping-quarters.
That comprised this tiny homestead of a
million and a quarter acres, with the
Katherine Settlement a hundred miles to
the north of it, one neighbour ninety miles
to the east, another, a hundred and five to
the south, and others about two hundred to
the west.
Unfortunately, Mac's description of the
House had been only too correct. With the
exception of the one roughly finished
room at its eastern end, it was "mostly
verandahs and promises."

After the cyclone had wrecked the
building, scattering timber and sheets of
iron in all directions, everything had lain
exactly where it had fallen for some
weeks, at the mercy of the wind and
weather. At the end of those weeks a
travelling Chinese carpenter arrived at the
station with such excellent common-sense
ideas of what a bush homestead should be,
that he had been engaged to rebuild it.

His plans showed a wide-roofed building,
built upon two-foot piles, with two large
centre rooms opening into each other and
surrounded by a deep verandah on every
side; while two small rooms, a bathroom
and an office, were to nestle each under
one of the eastern corners of this deep
twelve-foot verandah. Without a doubt
excellent common-sense ideas; but,
unfortunately, much larger than the supply
of timber. Rough-hewn posts for the
two-foot piles and verandah supports
could be had for the cutting, and therefore
did not give out; but the man used joists
and     uprights   with    such    reckless
extravagance, that by the time the
skeleton of the building was up, the
completion of the contract was impossible.
With philosophical indifference, however,
he finished one room completely; left a
second a mere outline of uprights and
tye-beams; apparently forgot all about the
bathroom and office; covered the whole
roof, including verandahs, with corrugated
iron; surveyed his work with a certain
amount of stolid satisfaction; then
announcing that "wood bin finissem,"
applied for his cheque and departed; and
from that day nothing further has been
done to the House, which stood before us
"mostly    verandahs    and   promises."
Although Mac's description of the House
had been apt, he had sadly underrated the
furniture. There were FOUR chairs, all "up"
to my weight, while two of them were up to
the Maluka's. The cane was all gone,
certainly, but had been replaced with
green-hide seats (not green in colour, of
course, only green in experience, never
having seen a tan-pit). In addition to the
chairs, the dining-table, the four-poster
bed, the wire mattress, and the looking
glass, there was a solid deal side table,
made from the side of a packing-case, with
four solid legs and a solid shelf
underneath, also a remarkably steady
washstand that had no ware of any
description, and a remarkably unsteady
chest of four drawers, one of which refused
to open, while the other three refused to
shut. Further, the dining-table was more
than "fairly" steady, three of the legs being
perfectly sound, and it therefore only
threatened to fall over when leaned upon.
And lastly, although most of the plates and
all the cups were enamel ware, there was
almost a complete dinner service in china.
The teapot, however, was tin, and, as Mac
said, as "big as a house."

As for the walls, not only were the "works
of art" there, but they themselves were
uniquely dotted from ceiling to floor with
the muddy imprints of dogs' feet--not left
there by a Pegasus breed of winged dogs,
but made by the muddy feet of the station
dogs, as the, pattered over the timber,
when it lay awaiting the carpenter, and no
one had seen any necessity to remove
them. Outside the verandahs, and all
around the house, was what was to be
known later as the garden, a grassy stretch
of hillocky ground, well scratched and
beaten down by dogs, goats, and fowls;
fenceless itself, being part of the grassy
acres which were themselves fenced
round to form the homestead enclosures.
Just inside this enclosure, forming, in fact,
the south-western barrier of it, stood the
"billabong," then a spreading sheet of
water; along its banks flourished the
vegetable garden; outside the enclosure,
towards the south-east, lay a grassy plain a
mile across, and to the north-west were the
stock-yards     and    house    paddock--a
paddock of five square miles, and the only
fenced area on the run; while everywhere
to the northwards, and all through the
paddock, were dotted "white-ant" hills, all
shapes and sizes, forming brick-red turrets
among the green scrub and timber.

"Well!" Mac said, after we had completed a
survey. "I said it wasn't a fit place for a
woman, didn't I?"

But the Head-stockman was in one of his
argumentative moods. "Any place is a fit
place for a woman," he said, "provided the
woman is fitted for the place. The right
man in the right place, you know. Square
people shouldn't try to get into round

"The woman's SQUARE enough!" the
Maluka interrupted; and Mac added, "And
so is the HOLE," with a scornful emphasis
on the word "hole."

Dan chuckled, and surveyed the
queer-looking building with new interest.

"It reminds me of a banyan tree with
corrugated-iron foliage," he said, adding
as he went into details, "In a dim light the
finished room would pass for the trunk of
the tree and the uprights for the supports
of the branches."
But the Maluka thought it looked more like
a section of a mangrove swamp, piles and

"It looks very like a house nearly finished,"
I said severely; for, because of the
verandah and many promises, I was again
hopeful for something approaching that
commodious station home. "A few
able-bodied men could finish the
dining-room in a couple of clays, and
make a mansion of the rest of the building
in a week or so."

But the able-bodied men had a different
tale               to              tell.
"Steady! Go slow, missus!" they cried. "It
may look like a house very nearly finished,
but out-bush, we have to catch our hares
before we cook them."

"WE begin at the very beginning of things
in the Never-Never," the Maluka
explained. "Timber grows in trees in these
parts, and has to be coaxed out with a

"It's a bad habit it's got into," Dan
chuckled; then pointing vaguely towards
the thickly wooded long Reach, that lay a
mile to the south of the homestead, beyond
the grassy plain, he "supposed the
dining-room was down there just now, with
the rest of the House."

With fast-ebbing hopes I looked in dismay
at the distant forest undulating along the
skyline,    and     the    Maluka     said
sympathetically, "It's only too true, little

But Dan disapproved of spoken sympathy
under trying circumstances. "It keeps 'em
from toeing the line" he believed; and
fearing I was on the point of showing the
white feather he broke in with: "We'll have
to keep her toeing the line, Boss," and then
pointed out that "things might be worse."
"In some countries there are no trees to cut
down," he said.

"That's the style," he added, when I began
to laugh in spite of my disappointment,
"We'll soon get you educated up to it."

But already the Sanguine Scot had found
the bright side of the situation, and
reminded us that we were in the Land of
Plenty of Time. "There's time enough for
everything in the Never-Never," he said.
"She'll have many a pleasant ride along the
Reach choosing trees for timber. Catching
the hare's often the best part of the fun."

Mac's cheery optimism always carried all
before it. Pleasant rides through shady
forest-ways seemed a fair recompense for
a little delay; and my spirits went up with a
bound, to be dashed down again the next
moment by Dan.

"We haven't got to the beginning of things
yet," he interrupted, following up the line
of thought the Maluka had at first
suggested. "Before any trees are cut down,
we'll have to dig a saw-pit and find a
pit-sawyer." Dan was not a pessimist; he
only liked to dig down to the very root of
things, besides objecting to sugar-coated
pills as being a hindrance to education.

But the Dandy had joined the group, and
being practical, suggested "trying to get
hold of little Johnny," declaring that "he
would make things hum in no time."

Mac happened to know that Johnny was
"inside" somewhere on a job, and it was
arranged that Dan should go in to the
Katherine at once for nails and "things,"
and to see if the telegraph people could
find out Johnny's whereabouts down the
line, and send him along.

But preparations for a week's journey take
time, outbush, owing to that necessity of
beginning at the beginning of things.
Fresh horses were mustered, a mob of
bullocks rounded up for a killer, swags
and pack-bags packed; and just as all was
in readiness for the start, the Quiet
Stockman came in, bringing a small mob
of colts with him.
"I'm leaving," he announced in the
Quarters; then, feeling some explanation
was necessary, added, "I WAS thinking of
it before this happened." Strictly speaking,
this may be true, although he omitted to
say that he had abandoned the idea for
some little time.

No one was surprised, and no one thought
of asking what had happened, for Jack had
always steered clear of women, as he
termed it. Not that he feared or disliked
them, but because he considered that they
had nothing in common with men. "They're
such terrors for asking questions," he said
once, when pressed for an opinion, adding
as an afterthought, "They never seem to
learn much either," in his own quiet way,
summing up the average woman's
conversation with a shy bushman: a long
string of purposeless questions, followed
by inane remarks on the answers.
"I'm leaving!" Jack had said, and later met
the Maluka unshaken in his resolve. There
was that in the Maluka, however, that Jack
had not calculated on a something that
drew all men to him, and made Dan speak
of him in after-years as the "best boss ever
I struck"; and although the interview only
lasted a few minutes, and the Maluka
spoke only of the work of the station, yet in
those few minutes the Quiet Stockman
changed his mind, and the notice was
never given.

"I'm staying on," was all he said on
returning to the Quarters; and quick
decisions being unusual with Jack, every
one felt interested.

"Going to give her a chance?" Dan asked
with   a    grin,   and   Jack   looked
"I've only seen the boss," he said.

Dan nodded with approval. "You've got
some sense left, then," he said, "if you
know a good boss when you see one."

Jack agreed in monosyllables; but when
Dan settled down to argue out the
advantages of having a woman about the
place, he looked doubtful; but having
nothing to say on the subject, said nothing;
and when Dan left for the Katherine next
morning he was still unconvinced.

Dan set out for the north track soon after
sun-up, assuring us that he'd get hold of
Johnny somehow; and before sun-down a
traveller crossed the Creek below the
billabong at the south track, and turned
into the homestead enclosure.
We were vaguely chatting on all and
sundry matters, as we sat under the
verandah that faced the billabong, when
the traveller came into sight.

"Horse traveller!" Mac said, lazily shading
his eyes, and then sprang to his feet with a
yell. "Talk of luck!" he shouted. "You'll do,
missus! Here's Johnny himself."

It was Johnny, sure enough; but Johnny had
a cheque in his pocket, and was yearning
to see the "chaps at the Katherine"; and,
after a good look through the House and
store, decided that he really would have to
go in to the Settlement for--tools and

"I'll be back in a week, missus," he said
next morning, as he gathered his reins
together before mounting, "and then we
shan't be long. Three days in and three
out, you know, bar accidents, and a day's
spell at the Katherine," he explained
glibly. But the "chaps at the Katherine"
proved too entertaining for Johnny, and a
fortnight passed before we saw him again.

The Quiet Stockman was a Scotchman, and,
like    many     Scotchmen,    a   strange
contradiction of shy reserve and quiet,
dignified self-assurance. Having made up
his mind on women in general, he saw no
reason for changing it; and as he went
about    his    work,    thoroughly    and
systematically avoided me. There was no
slinking round corners though; Jack
couldn't slink. He had always looked the
whole world in the face with his honest
blue eyes, and could never do otherwise.
He only took care that our paths did not
cross more often than was absolutely
necessary; but when they did, his Scotch
dignity asserted itself, and he said what
had to be said with quiet self-possession,
although he invariably moved away as
soon as possible.
"It's just Jack's way," the Sanguine Scot
said, anxious that his fellow Scot should not
be misunderstood. "He'll be all there if
ever you need him. He only draws the line
at conversations."

But when I mounted the stockyard fence
one morning, to see the breaking-in of the
colts, he looked as though he "drew the
line" at that too.

Fortunately for Jack's peace of mind,
horse-breaking was not the only novelty at
the homestead. Only a couple of changes
of everything, in a tropical climate, meant
an unbroken cycle of washing-days, while,
apart from that, Sam Lee was full of
surprises, and the lubras' methods of
house-cleaning were novel in the extreme.

Sam was bland, amiable, and inscrutable,
and obedient to irritation; and the lubras
were apt, and merry, and open-hearted,
and wayward beyond comprehension.
Sam did exactly as he was told, and the
lubras did exactly as they thought fit, and
the results were equally disconcerting.

Sam was asked for a glass of milk, and the
lubras were told to scrub the floor. Sam
brought the milk immediately, and the
lubras, after scrubbing two or three
isolated patches on the floor, went off on
some frolic of their own.

At afternoon tea there was no milk served.
"There was none," Sam explained blandly.
"The missus had drunk it all. Missus bin
finissem milk all about," he said When the
lubras were brought back, THEY said
THEY had "knocked up longa scrub," and
finished the floor under protest.
The Maluka offered assistance; but I
thought I ought to manage them myself,
and set the lubras to clean and strip some
feathers for a pillow--the Maluka had been
busy with a shot-gun--and suggested to
Sam that he might spend some of his spare
time shooting birds.

Mac had been right when he said the place
was stiff with birds. A deep fringe of birds
was constantly moving in and about and
around the billabong; and the perpetual
clatter of the plovers and waders formed
an undercurrent to the life at the

The lubras worked steadily for a quarter of
an hour at the feathers; then a dog-fight
demanding all their attention, the feathers
were left to the mercy of the winds, and
were never gathered together. At
sundown Sam fired into a colony of martins
that Mac considered the luck of the
homestead. Right into their midst he fired,
as they slept in long, graceful garlands one
beside the other along the branches of a
gum-tree, each with its head snugly tucked
away out of sight.

"Missus want feather!" Sam said, with his
unfathomable smile, when Mac flared out
at him, and again the missus appeared the

The Maluka advised making the orders a
little clearer, and Sam was told to use more
discretion in his obedience, and, smiling
and apologetic, promised to obey.

The lubras also promised to be more
painstaking, reserving only the right to
rest if they should "knock up longa work."

The Maluka, Mac and the Dandy, looked
on in amusement while the missus
wrestled with the servant question; and
even the Quiet Stockman grinned
sympathetically at times, unconsciously
becoming interested in a woman who was
too occupied to ask questions.

For five days I "wrestled"; and the only
comfort I had was in Bertie's Nellie, a
gentle-faced old lubra almost sweet-faced.
She undoubtedly did her best, and,
showing signs of friendship, was
invaluable in "rounding up" the other
lubras when they showed signs of
"knocking up."

On the morning of the sixth day Sam
surpassed himself in obedience. I had
hinted that breakfast should be a little
earlier, adding timidly that he might use a
little more ingenuity in the breakfast
menu, and at the first grey streak of dawn
breakfast was announced, and, dressing
hurriedly, we sat down to what Sam called
"Pump-pie-King pie with raisins and
mince." The expression on Sam's face was
celestial. No other word could describe it.
There was also an underlying expression
of triumph which made me suspicious of
his apparent ingenuousness, and as the
lubras had done little else but make faces
at themselves in the looking-glass for two
days (I was beginning to hate that
looking-glass), I appealed to the Maluka
for assistance.

He took Sam in hand, and the triumph
slipped away from beneath the stolid face,
and a certain amount of discrimination
crept into his obedience from henceforth.

Then the Sanguine Scot said that he would
"tackle the lubras for her," and in half an
hour everywhere was swept and
garnished, and the lubras were meek and

"You'll need to rule them with a rod of
iron," Mac said, secretly pleased with his
success. But there was one drawback to his
methods, for next day, with the exception
of Nellie, there were no lubras to rule with
or without a rod of iron.

Jimmy, the water-carrier and general
director of the woodheap gossip,
explained that they had gone off with the
camp lubras for a day's recreation; "Him
knock up longa all about work," he said,
with an apologetic smile. Jimmy was either
apologetic or condescending.

Nellie rounded them up when they
returned, and the Maluka suggested, as a
way out of the difficulty, that I should try to
make myself more attractive than the camp
lubras, which Mac said "shouldn't be
difficult," and then coughed, doubtful of
the compliment.

I went down to the Creek at once to carry
out the Maluka's suggestion, and
succeeded so well that I was soon the
centre of a delighted dusky group,
squatting on its haunches, and deep in
fascinations of teaching an outsider its
language. The uncouth mispronunciations
tickled the old men beyond description,
and they kept me gurgling at difficult
gutturals, until, convulsed at the contortion
of everyday words and phrases, they
echoed      Dan's     opinion    in    queer
pidgin-English that the "missus needed a
deal of education." Jimmy gradually
became loftily condescending, and as for
old Nellie, she had never enjoyed
anything quite so much.
Undoubtedly I made myself attractive to
the blackfellow mind; for, besides having
proved an unexpected entertainment, I
had made every one feel mightily superior
to the missus. That power of inspiring
others with a sense of superiority is an
excellent trait to possess when dealing
with a black fellow, for there were more
than enough helpers next day, and the
work was done quickly and well, so as to
leave plenty of time for merry-making.

The Maluka and Mac were full of
congratulations. "You've got the mob well
in hand now," Mac said, unconscious that
he was about to throw everything into
disorder again.

For six years Mac had been in charge of
the station, and when he heard that the
Maluka was coming north to represent the
owners, he had decided to give
bullock-punching a turn as a change from
stock-keeping. Sanguine that "there was a
good thing in it," he had bought a bullock
waggon and team while in at the
Katherine, and secured "loading" for
"inside." Under these circumstances it was
difficult to understand why he had been so
determined in his blocking, the only
reason he could ever be cajoled into
giving being "that he was off the escorting
trick, and, besides, the other chaps had to
be thought of."

He was now about to go to "see to things,"
taking Bertie, his right-hand boy, with him,
but leaving Nellie with me. Bertie had
expressed himself quite agreeable to the
arrangement, but at the eleventh hour
refused to go without Nellie; and Nellie,
preferring the now fascinating homestead
to the company of her lord and master,
refused to go with him, and Mac was at his
wits' end.

It was impossible to carry her off by force,
so two days were spent in shrill
ear-splitting arguments the threads of
Nellie's argument being that Bertie could
easily "catch nuzzer lubra," and that the
missus "must have one good fellow lubra
on the staff."

Mac, always chivalrous, said he would
manage somehow without Bertie, rather
than "upset things"; but the Maluka would
not agree, and finally Nellie consented to
go, on condition that she would be left at
the homestead when the waggons went

Then Mac came and confessed a long-kept
secret. Roper belonged to the station, and
he had no claim on him beyond fellowship.
"I've ridden him ever since I came here,
that's all," he said, his arm thrown across
the old horse. "I'd have stuck to him
somehow, fair means or foul, if I hadn't
seen you know how to treat a good horse."

The Maluka instantly offered fair means,
but Mac shook his head. "Let the missus
have him," he said, "and they'll both have a
good time. But I'm first offer when it comes
to selling." So the grand old horse was
passed over to me to be numbered among
the staunchest and truest of friends.

"Oh, well," Mac said in good-bye. "All's
well that end's well," and he pointed to
Nellie, safely stowed away in a grove of
dogs that half filled the back of the

But all had not ended for us. So many
lubras put themselves on the homestead
staff to fill the place left vacant by Nellie,
that the one room was filled to overflowing
while the work was being done, and the
Maluka was obliged to come to the rescue
once more. He reduced the house staff to
two, allowing a shadow or two extra in the
persons of a few old black fellows and a
piccaninny or two, sending the rejected to

In the morning there was a free fight in
camp between the staff and some of the
camp lubras, the rejected, led by Jimmy's
lubra--another    Nellie--declaring   the
Maluka had meant two different lubras
each day.

Again there was much ear-splitting
argument, but finally a compromise was
agreed on. Two lubras were to sit down
permanently, while as many as wished
might help with the washing and watering.
Then the staff and the shadows settled
down on the verandah beside me to watch
while I evolved dresses for two lubras out
of next to nothing in the way of material,
and as I sewed, the Maluka, with some
travellers who were "in" to help him, set to
work to evolve a garden also out of next to
nothing in the way of material.

Hopeless as it looked, oblong beds were
soon marked out at each of the four
corners of the verandah, and beyond the
beds a broad path was made to run right
round the House. "The wilderness shall
blossom like the rose," the Maluka said,
planting seeds of a vigorous-growing
flowering bean at one of the corner posts.

The travellers were deeply interested in
the servant wrestle, and when the Staff was
eventually clothed, and the rejected green
with envy, decided that the "whole
difficulty was solved, bar Sam."

Sam, however, was about to solve his part
of the difficulty to every one's satisfaction.
A master as particular over the men's table
as his own was not a master after Sam's
heart, so he came to the Maluka, and
announced, in the peculiar manner of
Chinese cooks, that he was about to write
for a new cook for the station, who would
probably arrive within six weeks, when
Sam, having installed him to our
satisfaction, would, with our permission,
leave our service.

The permission was graciously given, and
as Sam retired we longed to tell him to
engage some one renowned for his
disobedience. We fancied later that our
willingness piqued Sam, for after giving
notice he bestirred himself to such an
extent that one of our visitors tried to
secure his services for himself, convinced
we were throwing away a treasure.

In that fortnight we had several visitors,
travellers passing through the station, and
as each stayed a day or two, a few of the
visits overlapped, and some merry hours
were spent in the little homestead.

Some of the guests knew beforehand of the
arrival of a missus at the station, and came
ready groomed from their last camp; but
others only heard of her arrival when
inside the homestead enclosure, and there
was a great application of soap, and
razors, and towels before they considered
themselves fit for presentation.

With only one room at our disposal it
would seem to the uninitiated that the
accommodation of the homestead must
have been strained to bursting point; but
"out-bush" every man carries a "bluey"
and a mosquito net in his swag, and as the
hosts slept under the verandah, and the
guests on the garden paths, or in their
camps among the forest trees, spare
rooms would only have been superfluous.
With a billabong at the door, a bathroom
was easily dispensed with; and as every
one preferred the roomy verandahs for
lounging and smoking, the House had only
to act as a dressing-room for the hosts and
a dining-room for all.

The meals, of course, were served on the
dining-table; but no apology seemed
necessary for the presence of a four-poster
bed and a washing stand in the
reception-room. They were there, and our
guests knew why they were there, and
words, like the spare rooms, would have
been superfluous.
Breakfast at sun-up or thereabouts, dinner
at noon and supper at sun-down, is the
long-established routine of meals on all
cattle-runs of the Never-Never, and at all
three meals Sam waited, bland and

The missus, of course, had one of the china
cups, and the guests enamel ware; and the
flies hovering everywhere in dense
clouds, saucers rested on the top of the
cups by common consent. Bread, scones,
and such thing were covered over with
serviettes throughout all meals while
hands were kept busy "shooing" flies out
of prospective mouthfull.

Everything lacked conventionality, and
was accepted as a matter of course; and
although at times Sam sorely taxed my
gravity by using the bed for a temporary
dumb waiter, the bushmen showed no
embarrassment, simply because they felt
none, and retained their self-possession
with unconscious dignity. They sat among
the buzzing swarms of flies, light-hearted
and self-reliant, chatting of their daily lives
of lonely vigils, of cattle-camps and
stampedes, of dangers and privations, and
I listened with a dawning consciousness
that life "out-bush" is something more than
mere existence.

Being within four miles of the Overland
Telegraph--that backbone of the overland
rout--rarely a week was to pass without
someone coming in, and at times our
travellers came in twos and threes, and as
each brought news of that world outside
our tiny circle, carrying in perhaps an
extra mail to us, or one out for us, they
formed a strong link in the chain that
bound us to Outside.
In them every rank in bush life was
represented, from cattle-drovers and
stockmen to the owners of stations, from
swag-men and men "down in their luck" to
telegraph operators and heads of
government departments, men of various
nationalities with, foremost among them,
the Scots, sons of that fighting race that has
everywhere fought with and conquered
the Australian bush. Yet, whatever their
rank or race, our travellers were men, not
riff-raff, the long, formidable stages that
wall in the Never-Never have seen to that,
turning back the weaklings and worthless
to the flesh-pots of Egypt, and proving the
worth and mettle of the brave-hearted: all
men, every one of them, and all in need of
a little hospitality, whether of the
prosperous and well-doing or "down in
their luck," and each was welcomed
according to that need; for out-bush rank
counts for little: we are only men and
women there. And all who came in, and
went on, or remained, gave us of their best
while with us; for there was that in the
Maluka that drew the best out of all men. In
life we generally find in our fellow-men
just what we seek, and the Maluka,
seeking only the good, found only the
good and drew much of it into his own
sympathetic, sunny nature. He demanded
the best and was given the best, and while
with him, men found they were better men
than at other times.

Some of our guests sat with us at table,
some with the men, and some "grubbed in
their camps." All of them rode in strangers
and many of them rode out life-long
friends, for such is the way of the bushfolk:
a little hospitality, a day or two of mutual
understanding, and we have become part
of the other's life. For bush hospitality is
something better than the bare housing
and feeding of guests, being just the
simple sharing of our daily lives with a
fellow-man--a literal sharing of all that we
have; of our plenty or scarcity, our joys or
sorrows, our comforts or discomforts, our
security or danger; a democratic
hospitality, where all men are equally
welcome, yet so refined in its simplicity
and wholesomeness, that fulsome thanks
or vulgar apologies have no part in it,
although it was whispered among the
bushfolk that those "down in their luck"
learned that when the Maluka was filling
tucker-bags, a timely word in praise of the
missus filled tucker-bags to over-flowing.

Two hundred and fifty guests was the tally
for that year, and earliest among them
came a telegraph operator, who as is the
way with telegraphic operators out-bush
invited us to "ride across to the wire for a
shake hands with Outside"; and within an
hour we came in sight of the telegraph
wire as our horses mounted the stony
ridge that overlooks the Warloch ponds,
when the wire was forgotten for a moment
in   the    kaleidoscope    of    moving,
ever-changing colour that met our eyes.

Two wide-spreading limpid ponds, the
Warloch lay before us, veiled in a glory of
golden-flecked heliotrope and purple
water-lilies, and floating deep green
leaves, with here and there gleaming little
seas of water, opening out among the
lilies, and standing knee-deep in the
margins a rustling fringe of light reeds and
giant bulrushes. All round the ponds stood
dark groves of pandanus palms, and
among and beyond the palms tall grasses
and forest trees, with here and there a
spreading colabar festooned from summit
to trunk with brilliant crimson strands of
mistletoe, and here and there a gaunt dead
old giant of the forest, and everywhere
above and beyond the timber deep sunny
blue and flooding sunshine. Sunny blue
reflected, with the gaunt old trees, in the
tiny gleaming seas among the lilies, while
everywhere upon the floating leaves
myriads and myriads of grey and pink
"gallah" parrots and sulphur-crested
cockatoos preened feathers, or rested,
sipping at the water grey and pink verging
to heliotrope and snowy white, touched
here and there with gold, blending,
flower-like, with the golden-flecked glory
of the lilies.

For a moment we waited, spell-bound in
the brilliant sunshine; then the dogs
running down to the water's edge, the
gallahs and cockatoos rose with gorgeous
sunrise effect: a floating gray-and-pink
cloud, backed by sunlit flashing white.
Direct to the forest trees they floated and,
settling there in their myriads, as by a
miracle the gaunt, gnarled old giants of the
bush all over blossomed with garlands of
grey, and pink, and white, and gold.

But the operator, being unpoetical, had
ridden on to the "wire," and presently was
"shinning up" one of its slender galvanised
iron posts as a preliminary to the
"handshake"; for tapping the line being
part of the routine of a telegraph operator
in the Territory, "shinning up posts," is one
of his necessary accomplishments.

In town, dust, and haste, and littered
papers, and nerve-racking bustle seem
indispensable to the sending of a
telegram; but when the bush-folk "shake
hands" with Outside all is sunshine and
restfulness, soft beauty and leisurely
peace. With the murmuring bush about us
in the clear space kept always cleared
beneath those quivering wires, we stood
all dressed in white, first looking up at the
operator as, clinging to his pole, he tapped
the line, and then looking down at him as
he knelt at our feet with his tiny transmitter
beside him clicking out our message to the
south folk. And as we stood, with our
horses' bridles over our arms and the
horses nibbling at the sweet grasses, in
touch with the world in spite of our
isolation, a gorgeous butterfly rested for a
brief space on the tiny instrument, with
gently swaying purple wings, and away in
the great world men were sending
telegrams amid clatter and dust,
unconscious of that tiny group of bushfolk,
or that Nature, who does all things well,
can beautify even the sending of a

In the heart of the bush we stood yet
listening to the clatter of the townsfolk, for,
business over, the little clicking instrument
was gossiping cheerily with us--the
telegraph wire in the Territory being such
a friendly wire. Daily it gathers gossip, and
daily whispers it up and down the line, and
daily news and gossip fly hither and
thither: who's "inside," who has gone out,
whom to expect, where the mailman is, the
newest arrival in Darwin and the latest
rainfall at Powell's Creek.

Daily the telegraph people hear all the
news of the Territory, and in due course
give the news to the public, when the
travellers gathering it, carry it out to the
bushfolk, scattering it broadcast, until
everybody knows every one else, and all
his business and where it has taken him;
and because of that knowledge, and in
spite of those hundreds of thousands of
square miles of bushland, the people of
the Territory are held together in one
great brotherhood.

Among various items of news the little
instrument told us that Dan was "packing
up for the return trip"; and in a day or two
he came in, bringing a packet of garden
seeds and a china teapot from Mine Host,
Southern letters from the telegraph, and,
from little Johnny, news that he was getting
tools together and would be along in no

Being in one of his whimsical moods, Dan
withheld congratulations.

"I've been thinking things over, boss," he
said, assuming his most philosophical
manner "and I reckon any more rooms'll
only interfere with getting the missus
Later on he used the servant question to
hang his argument on. "Just proves what I
was saying" he said. "If the cleaning of one
room causes all this trouble and worry,
where'll she be when she's got four to look
after? What with white ants, and blue
mould, and mildew, and wrestling with
lubras, there won't be one minute to spare
for education."

He also professed disapproval of the
Maluka's    devices    for   making     the
homestead more habitable. "If this goes on
we'll never learn her nothing but loafin'",
he declared when he found that a couple of
yards of canvas and a few sticks had
become a comfortable lounge chair. "Too
much luxury!" and he sat down on his own
heels to show how he scorned luxuries. A
tree sawn into short lengths to provide
verandah seats for all comers he passed
over as doubtful. He was slightly reassured
however, when he heard that my revolver
practice had not been neglected, and
condescended to own that some of the
devices were "handy enough." A neat little
tray, made from the end of a packing-case
and a few laths, interested him in
particular. "You'll get him dodged for
ideas one of these days," he said, alluding
to the Maluka's ingenuity, and when, a day
or two later, I broke the spring of my watch
and asked helplessly, "However was I
going to tell the time till the waggons came
with the clock?" Dan felt sure I had set an
unsolvable problem.

"That 'ud get anybody dodged," he
declared; but it took more than that to
"dodge" the Maluka's resourcefulness. He
spent a little while in the sun with a
compass and a few wooden pegs, and a
sundial lay on the ground just outside the
Dan declared it just "licked creation," and
wondered if "that 'ud settle 'em," when I
asked for some strong iron rings for a
curtain. But the Dandy took a hobble chain
to the forge, and breaking the links
asunder, welded them into smooth round

The need for curtain rings was very
pressing, for, scanty as it was, the publicity
of our wardrobe hanging in one corner of
the reception room distressed me, but with
the Dandy's rings and a chequered rug for
curtain, a corner wardrobe was soon fixed

Dan looked at it askance, and harked back
to the sundial and education. "It's 'cute
enough," he said. "But it won't do, boss.
She should have been taught how to tell
the time by the sun. Don't you let 'em spoil
your chances of education, missus. You
were in luck when you struck this place;
never saw luck to equal it. And if it holds
good, something'll happen to stop you
from ever having a house, so as to get you
properly educated."

My luck "held good" for the time being; for
when Johnny came along in a few days he
announced, in answer to a very warm
welcome, that "something had gone wrong
at No. 3 Well" and that "he'd promised to
see to it at once."

"Oh, Johnny!" I cried reproachfully, but the
next moment was "toeing the line" even to
the Head Stockman's satisfaction; for with a
look of surprise Johnny had added: "I--I
thought you'd reckon that travellers' water
for the Dry came before your rooms."
Out-bush we deal in hard facts.
"Thought I'd reckon!" I said, appalled to
think my comfort should even be spoken
of when men's lives were in question. "Of
course I do; I didn't understand, that was

"We haven't finished her education yet,"
Dan explained, and the Maluka added,
"But she's learning."

Johnny looked perplexed. "Oh, well! That's
all right, then," he said, rather
ambiguously. "I'll be back as soon as
possible, and then we shan't be long."

Two days later he left the homestead
bound for the well, and as he disappeared
into the Ti-Tree that bordered the south
track, most of us agreed that "luck was
out."      Only Dan professed to think
differently. "It's more wonderful than
ever," he declared; "more wonderful than
ever, and if it holds good we'll never see
Johnny                             again."

Considering ourselves homeless, the
Maluka decided that we should "go bush"
for awhile during Johnny's absence
beginning with a short tour of inspection
through some of the southern country of
the run; intending, if all were well there, to
prepare for a general horse-muster along
the north of the Roper. Nothing could be
done with the cattle until "after the Wet."

Only Dan and the inevitable black "boy"
were to be with us on this preliminary
walk-about; but all hands were to turn out
for the muster, to the Quiet Stockman's

"Thought they mostly sat about and
sewed," he said in the quarters. Little did
the Sanguine Scot guess what he was
doing when he "culled" needlework from
the "mob" at Pine Creek.

The walk-about was looked upon as a
reprieve, and when a traveller, expressing
sympathy, suggested that "it might sicken
her a bit of camp life," Jack clung to that
hope desperately.

Most of the nigger world turned up to see
the "missus mount," that still being
something worth seeing. Apart from the
mystery of the side-saddle, and the joke of
seeing her in an enormous mushroom hat,
there was the interest of the mounting
itself; Jackeroo having spread a report that
the Maluka held out his hands, while the
missus ran up them and sat herself upon
the horse's back.

"They reckon you have escaped from a
"Wild West Show," Dan said, tickled at the
look of wonder on some of the faces as I
settled myself in the saddle. We learned
later that Jackeroo had tried to run up
Jimmy's     hands    to   illustrate  the
performance in camp, and, failing, had
naturally blamed Jimmy, causing report to
add that the Maluka was a very Samson in

"A dress rehearsal for the cattle-musters
later on," Dan called the walk-about,
looking with approval on my cartridge belt
and revolver; and after a few small mobs of
cattle had been rounded up and looked
over, he suggested "rehearsing that part of
the performance where the missus gets
lost, and catches cows and milks 'em."

"Now's your chance, missus," he shouted,
as a scared, frightened beast broke from
the mob in hand, and went crashing
through the undergrowth. "There's one all
by herself to practice on." Dan's system of
education,       being       founded    on
object-lessons, was mightily convincing;
and for that trip, anyway, he had a very
humble pupil to instruct in the "ways of
telling the signs of water at hand."

All day as we zigzagged through scrub
and timber, visiting water-holes and
following up cattle-pads, the solitude of the
bush seemed only a pleasant seclusion;
and the deep forest glades, shady
pathways leading to the outside world; but
at night, when the camp had been fixed up
in the silent depths of a dark
Leichhardt-pine forest, the seclusion had
become an isolation that made itself felt,
and the shady pathways, miles of dark
treacherous forest between us and our

There is no isolation so weird in its feeling
of cut-offness as that of a night camp in the
heart of the bush. The flickering
camp-fires draw all that is human and
tangible into its charmed circle, and
without, all is undefinable darkness and
uncertainty. Yet it was in this night camp
among the dark pines, with even the stars
shut out, that we learnt that out-bush
"Houselessness"       need      not    mean
"Homelessness"--a         discovery      that
destroyed all hope that "this would sicken
her a bit."

As we were only to be out one night, and
there was little chance of rain, we had
nothing with us but a little tucker, a bluey
each, and a couple of mosquito nets. The
simplicity of our camp added intensely to
the isolation; and as I stood among the dry
rustling leaves, looking up at the dark
broad-leaved canopy above us, with my
"swag" at my feet, the Maluka called me a
"poor homeless little coon."

A woman with a swag sounds homeless
enough to Australian ears, but Dan, with
his habit of looking deep into the heart of
things, "didn't exactly see where the
homelessness came in."

We had finished supper, and the Maluka
stretching himself luxuriously in the
firelight, made a nest in the warm leaves
for me to settle down in. "You're right,
Dan," he said, after a short silence, "when I
come to think of it; I don't exactly see
myself where the homelessness comes in.
A bite and a sup and a faithful dog, and a
guidwife by a glowing hearth, and what
more is needed to make a home. Eh,

Tiddle'ums having for some time given the
whole of her heart to the Maluka, nestled
closer to him and Dan gave an
appreciative chuckle, and pulled Sool'em's
ears. The conversation promised to suit
him exactly.

"Never got farther than the dog myself," he
said. "Did I Sool'em, old girl?" But Sool'em
becoming effusive there was a pause until
she could be persuaded that "nobody
wanted none of her licking tricks." As she
subsided Dan went on with his thoughts
uninterrupted: "I've seen others at the
guidwife business, though, and it didn't
seem too bad, but I never struck it in a
camp before. There was Mrs. Bob now.
You've heard me tell of her? I don't know
how it was, but while she was out at the
"Downs" things seemed different. She
never interfered and we went on just the
same, but everything seemed different
The Maluka suggested that perhaps he had
"got farther than the dog" without knowing
it, and the idea appearing to Dan, he
"reckoned it must have been that." But his
whimsical mood had slipped away, as it
usually did when his thoughts strayed to
Mrs. Bob; and he went on earnestly, "She
was the right sort if ever there was one. I
know 'em, and she was one of 'em. When
you were all right you told her yarns, and
she'd enjoy 'em more'n you would yourself,
which is saying something; but when you
were off the track a bit you told her other
things, and she'd heave you on again. See
her with the sick travellers!" And then he
stopped unexpectedly as his voice
became thick and husky.

Camp-fire conversations have a trick of
coming to an abrupt end without
embarrassing any one. As Dan sat looking
into the fire, with his thoughts far away in
the past, the Maluka began to croon
contentedly at "Home, Sweet Home," and,
curled up in the warm, sweet nest of
leaves, I listened to the crooning, and,
watching the varying expression of Dan's
face, wondered if Mrs. Bob had any idea of
the bright memories she had left behind
her in the bush. Then as the Maluka
crooned on, everything but the crooning
became vague and indistinct, and,
beginning also to see into the heart of
things, I learned that when a woman finds
love and comradeship out-bush, little else
is needed to make even the glowing circle
of a camp fire her home-circle.

Without any warning the Maluka's mood
changed, "There is nae luck aboot her
house, there is nae luck at a'," he shouted
lustily, and Dan, waking from his reverie
with a start, rose to the tempting bait.
"No LUCK about HER house!" he said. "It
was Mrs. Bob that had no luck. She struck a
good, comfortable, well-furnished house
first go off, and never got an ounce of
educating. She was chained to that house
as surely as ever a dog was chained to its
kennel. But it'll never come to that with the
missus. Something's bound to happen to
Johnny, just to keep her from ever having a
house. Poor Johnny, though," he added,
warming up to the subject. "It's hard luck
for him. He's a decent little chap. We'll
miss him"; and he shook his head
sorrowfully, and looked round for

The Maluka said it seemed a pity that
Johnny had been allowed to go to his fate;
but Dan was in his best form.

"It wouldn't have made any difference," he
said tragically. "He'd have got fever if he'd
stayed on, or a tree would have fallen on
him. He's doomed if the missus keeps him
to his contract."

"Oh, well! He'll die in a good cause," I said
cheerfully and Dan's gravity deserted him.

"You're the dead finish!" he chuckled, and
without further ceremony, beyond the
taking off his boots, rolled into his
mosquito net for the night.

We heard nothing further from him until
that strange rustling hour of the night that
hour half-way between midnight and
dawn, when all nature stirs in its sleep, and
murmurs drowsily in answer to some
mysterious call.

Nearly all bushmen who sleep with the
warm earth for a bed will tell of this
strange wakening moment, of that faint
touch      of   half-consciousness,      that
whispering stir, strangely enough, only
perceptible to the sleeping children of the
bush one of the mysteries of nature that no
man can fathom, one of the delicate
threads with which the Wizard of
Never-Never weaves his spells. "Is all well
my children?" comes the cry from the
watchman of the night; and with a gentle
stirring the answer floats back "All is well."

Softly the pine forest rustled with the call
and the answer; and as the camp roused to
its dim half-consciousness, Dan murmured
sleepily, "Sool'em, old girl" then after a
vigorous rustling among the leaves
(Sool'em's tail returning thanks for the
attention), everything slipped back into
unconsciousness until the dawn. As the
first grey streak of dawn filtered through
the pines, a long-drawn out cry of
"Day-li-ght" Dan's camp reveille rolled out
of his net, and Dan rolled out after it, with
even less ceremony than he had rolled in.

On our way back to the homestead, Dan
suggesting that the "missus might like to
have a look at the dining-room," we turned
into the towering timber that borders the
Reach, and for the next two hours rode on
through soft, luxurious shade; and all the
while the fathomless spring-fed Reach lay
sleeping on our left.

The Reach always slept; for nearly twelve
miles it lay, a swaying garland of
heliotrope      and    purple   waterlilies,
gleaming through a graceful fringe of
palms and rushes and scented shrubs,
touched here and there with shafts of
sunlight, and murmuring and rustling with
an attendant host of gorgeous butterflies
and flitting birds and insects.
Dan looked on the scene with approving
eyes. "Not a bad place to ride through, is
it?" he said. But gradually as we rode on a
vague depression settled down upon us,
and when Dan finally decided he "could do
with a bit more sunshine," we followed him
into the blistering noontide glare with
almost a sigh of relief.

It is always so. These wondrous waterways
have little part in that mystical holding
power of the Never-Never. They are only
pleasant places to ride through and leave
behind; for their purring slumberous
beauty is vaguely suggestive of the beauty
of a sleeping tiger: a sleeping tiger with
deadly fangs and talons hidden under a
wonder of soft allurement; and when exiles
in the towns sit and dream their dreams
are all of stretches of scorched grass and
quivering sun-flecked shade.
In the honest sunlight Dan's spirits rose,
and as I investigated various byways he
asked "where the sense came in tying-up a
dog that was doing no harm running
loose." "It weren't as though she'd taken to
chivying cattle," he added, as, a mob of
inquisitive steers trotting after us, I hurried
Roper in among the riders; and then he
wondered "how she'll shape at her first

The rest of the morning he filled in with
tales of cattle-musters tales of stampedes
and of cattle rushing over camps and
"mincing chaps into saw-dust" until I was
secretly pleased that the coming muster
was for horses.

But Jack's reprieve was to last a little
longer. When all was ready for the muster,
word came in that outside blacks were in
all along the river, and the Maluka
deciding that the risks were too great for
the missus in long-grass country, the plans
were altered, and I was left at the
homestead in the Dandy's care.

"It's a ill wind that blows nobody any
good," the Maluka said, drawing attention
to Jack's sudden interest in the

Apart from sterling worth of character, the
Dandy was all contrast to the Quiet
Stockman: quick, alert, and sociable, and
brimming over with quiet tact and
thoughtfulness, and the Maluka knew I was
in good hands. But the Dandy had his work
to attend to; and after watching till the
bush had swallowed up the last of the
pack-team, I went to the wood-heap for
company and consolation. Had the Darwin
ladies seen me then, they would have
been justified in saying, "I told you so."
There was plenty of company at the
wood-heap, but the consolation was
doubtful in character. Goggle-Eye and
three other old black fellows were
gossiping there, and after a peculiar grin
of welcome, they expressed great fear lest
the homestead should be attacked by
"outside" blacks during the Maluka's
absence. "Might it," they said, and offered
to sleep in the garden near me, as no
doubt "missus would be frightened fellow"
to sleep alone.

"Me big mob frightened fellow longa wild
black fellow," Goggle-Eye said, rather
overdoing the part; and the other old
rascals giggled nervously, and said "My
word!" But sly, watchful glances made me
sure they were only probing to find if fear
had kept the missus at the homestead. Of
course, if it had, a little harmless bullying
for tobacco could be safely indulged in
when the Dandy was busy at the yards.

Fortunately, Dan's system of education
provided for all emergencies; and
remembering his counsel to "die rather
than own to a black fellow that you were
frightened of anything," I refused their
offer of protection, and declared so
emphatically that there was nothing in
heaven or earth that I was afraid to tackle
single-handed, that I almost believed it

There was no doubt they believed it, for
they murmured in admiration "My word!
Missus big mob cheeky fellow all right."
But in their admiration they forgot that they
were supposed to be quaking with fear
themselves, and took no precautions
against the pretended attack. "Putting
themselves away properly," the Dandy
said when I told him about it.

"It was a try-on all right," he added.
"Evidence was against you, but they struck
an unexpected snag. You'll have to keep it
up, though"; and deciding "there was
nothing in the yarn," the Dandy slept in the
Quarters, and I in the House, leaving the
doors and windows open as usual.

When this was reported at dawn by Billy
Muck, who had taken no part in the
intimidation scheme, a wholesome awe
crept into the old men's admiration; for a
black fellow is fairly logical in these

To him, the man who crouches behind
barred doors is a coward, and may be
attacked without much risk, while he who
relies only on his own strength appears as
a Goliath defying the armies of a nation,
and is best left alone, lest he develop into
a    Samson       annihilating    Philistines.
Fortunately for my reputation, only the
Dandy knew that we considered open
doors easier to get out of than closed ones,
and that my revolver was to be fired to call
him from the Quarters if anything alarming

"You'll have to live up to your reputation
now," the Dandy said, and, brave in the
knowledge that he was within cooee, I
ordered the old men about most
unmercifully, leaving little doubt in their
minds that "missus was big mob cheeky

They were most deferential all day, and at
sundown I completed my revenge by
offering these rulers of a nation the insult
of a woman's protection. "If you are still
afraid of the wild blacks, you may sleep
near me to-night," I said, and apologised
for not having made the offer for the night

"You've got 'em on toast," the Dandy
chuckled as the offer was refused with a
certain amount of dignity.

The    lubras    secretly    enjoyed     the
discomfiture of their lords and masters,
and taking me into their confidence, made
it very plain that a lubra's life at times is
anything but a happy one; particularly if
"me boy all day krowl (growl)." As for the
lords and masters themselves, the insult
rankled so that they spent the next few
days telling great and valiant tales of
marvellous personal daring, hoping to
wipe the stain of cowardice from their
characters. Fortunately for themselves,
Billy Muck and Jimmy had been absent
from the wood-heap, and, therefore, not
having committed themselves on the
subject    of   wild   blacks,   bragged
excessively. Had they been present,
knowing the old fellows well, I venture to
think there would have been no
intimidation scheme floated.

As the Dandy put it, "altogether the time
passed pleasantly," and when the Maluka
returned we were all on the best of terms,
having reached the phase of friendship
when pet names are permissible. The
missus had become "Gadgerrie" to the old
men and certain privileged lubras. What it
means I do not know, excepting that it
seemed to imply fellowship. Perhaps it
meant "old pal" or "mate," or, judging from
the tone of voice that accompanied it, "old
girl," but more probably, like "Maluka,"
untranslatable. The Maluka was always
"Maluka" to the old men, and to some of us
who imitated them.
Dan came in the day after the Maluka, and,
hearing of our "affairs," took all the credit
of it to himself.

"Just shows what a bit of educating'll do,"
he said. "The Dandy would have had a gay
old time of it if I hadn't put you up to their
capers"; and I had humbly to acknowledge
the truth of all he said.

"I don't say you're not promising well," he
added, satisfied with my humility. "If
Johnny'll only stay away long enough, we'll
have you educated up to doing without a

Within a week it seemed as though Johnny
was aiding and abetting Dan in his scheme
of education; for he sent in word that his
"cross-cut saw," or something equally
important, had doubled up on him, and he
was going back to Katherine to "see about
it            straight               off."
Before the mustered horses were drafted
out, every one at the homestead, blacks,
whites, and Chinese, went up to the
stockyard to "have a look at them."

Dan was in one of his superior moods.
"Let's see if she knows anything about
horses," he said condescendingly, as the
Quiet Stockman opened the mob up a little
to show the animals to better advantage.
"Show us your fancy in this lot, missus."
"Certainly," I said, affecting particular
knowledge of the subject, and Jack
wheeled with a quick, questioning look,
suddenly aware that, after all, a woman
MIGHT be only a fellow-man; and as I
glanced from one beautiful animal to
another he watched keenly, half expectant
and half incredulous.

It did not take long to choose. In the
foreground stood a magnificent brown
colt, that caught and held the attention, as
it watched every movement with ears shot
forward, and nostrils quivering; and as I
pointed it out Jack's boyish face lit up with
surprise and pleasure.

"Talk of luck!" Dan cried, as usual
withholding the benefit of the doubt.
"You've picked Jack's fancy."

But it was Jack himself who surprised
every     one,    for,  forgetting   his
monosyllables,     he  said    with   an
indescribable ring of fellowship in his
voice, "She's picked out the best in the
whole mob," and turned back to his world
among the horses with his usual

Dan's eyes opened wide. "Whatever's
come to Jack?" he said; but seemed
puzzled at the Maluka's answer that he was
"only getting educated." The truth is, that
every man has his vulnerable point, and
Jack's was horses.

When the mob had been put through the
yards, all the unbroken horses were given
into the Quiet Stockmas's care, and for the
next week or two the stockyard became
the only place of real interest; for the
homestead, waiting for the Wet to lift, had
settled down to store lists, fencing, and
stud books.

It was not the horses alone that were of
interest at the yards; the calm, fearless,
self-reliant man who was handling them
was infinitely more so. Nothing daunted or
disheartened him; and in those hours
spent on the stockyard fence, in the shade
of a spreading tree, I learnt to know the
Quiet Stockman for the man he was.
If any one would know the inner character
of a fellow man, let him put him to
horse-breaking, and he will soon know the
best or the worst of him. Let him watch him
handling a wild, unbroken colt, and if he is
steadfast of purpose, just, brave, and
true-hearted, it will all be revealed; but if
he lacks self-restraint, or is cowardly,
shifty, or mean-spirited, he will do well to
avoid the test, for the horse will betray

Jack's horse-breaking was a battle for
supremacy of mind over mind, not mind
over matter a long course of careful
training and schooling, in which nothing
was broken, but all bent to the control of a
master. To him no two horses were alike;
carefully he studied their temperaments,
treating each horse according to its nature
using the whip freely with some, and with
others not at all; coercing, coaxing, or
humouring, as his judgment directed.
Working always for intelligent obedience,
not cowed stupidity, he appeared at times
to be almost reasoning with the brute
mind, as he helped it to solve the
problems of its schooling; penetrating dull
stupidity with patient reiteration, or
wearing down stubborn opposition with
steady, unwavering persistence, and
always rewarding ultimate obedience with
gentle kindness and freedom.

Step by step, the training proceeded.
Submission first, then an establishment of
perfect trust and confidence between
horse and man, without which nothing
worth having could be attained.

After that, in orderly succession the rest
followed: toleration of handling, reining,
mouthing, leading on foot, and on
horseback and in due time saddling and
mounting. One thing at a time and nothing
new until the old was so perfected that
when all was ready for the mounting from
a spectacular point of view the mounting
was generally disappointing. Just a little
rearing and curvetting, then a quiet,
trusting acceptance of this new order of

Half a dozen horses were in hand at once,
and, as with children at school, some
quickly got ahead of the others, and every
day the interest grew keener and keener
in the individual character of the horses. At
the end of a week Jack announced that he
was "going to catch the brown colt," next
day. "It'll be worth seeing," he said; and
from the Quiet Stockman that was looked
upon as a very pressing invitation.

From the day of the draughting he had
ceased altogether to avoid me, and in the
days that followed had gradually realised
that a horse could be more to a woman
than a means of locomotion; and now no
longer drew the line at conversations.

When we went up to the yards in the
morning, the brown colt was in a small
yard by itself, and Jack was waiting at the
gate, ready for its "catching."

With a laugh at the wild rush with which
the colt avoided him, he shut himself into
the yard with it, and moved quietly about,
sometimes towards it and sometimes from
it; at times standing still and looking it
over, and at other times throwing a rope or
sack carelessly down, waiting until his
presence had become familiar, and the
colt had learned that there was nothing to
fear from it.

There was a curious calmness in the man's
movements, a fearless repose that utterly
ignored the wild rushes, and as a natural
result they soon ceased; and within just a
minute or two the beautiful creature was
standing still, watching in quivering

Gradually a double rope began to play in
the air with ever-increasing circles,
awakening anew the colt's fears; and as
these in turn subsided, without any
apparent effort a long running noose
flickered out from the circling rope, and,
falling over the strong young head, lay still
on the arching neck.

The leap forward was terrific; but the rope
brought the colt up with a jerk; and in the
instant's pause that followed the Quiet
Stockman braced himself for the mad
rearing plunges that were coming. There
was literally only an instant's pause, and
then with a clatter of hoofs the plungings
began, and were met with muscles of iron,
and jaw set like a vice, as the man, with
heels dug into the ground dragged back
on the rope, yielding as much as his
judgment allowed--enough to ease the
shocks, but not an inch by compulsion.

Twice the rearing, terrified creature
circled round him and then the rope began
to shorten to a more workable length.
There was no haste, no flurry. Surely and
steadily the rope shortened (but the horse
went to the man not the man to the horse;
that was to come later). With the
shortening of the rope the compelling
power of the man's will forced itself into
the brute mind, and, bending to that will,
the wild leaps and plungings took on a
vague suggestion of obedience--a going
WITH the rope, not against it; that was all.
An erratic going, perhaps, but enough to
tell that the horse had acknowledged a
master. That was all Jack asked for at first,
and, satisfied, he relaxed his muscles, and
as the rope slackened the horse turned
and faced him; and the marvel was how
quickly it was all over.

But something was to follow, that once
seen could never be forgotten the advance
of the man to the horse.

With barely perceptible movement, the
man's hands stole along the rope at a
snail's pace. Never hurrying never
stopping, they did on, the colt watching
them as though mesmerised. When within
reach of the dilated nostrils, they paused
and waited, and slowly the sensitive head
came    forward     snuffing,    more    in
bewilderment than fear at this new
wonder, and as the dark twitching muzzle
brushed the hands, the head drew sharply
back, only to return again in a moment
with greater confidence.

Three or four times the quivering nostrils
came back to the hands before they
stirred, then one lifted slowly and lay on
the muzzle, warm and strong and
comforting, while the other, creeping up
the rope, slipped on to the glossy neck,
and the catching was over.

For a little while there was some gentle
patting and fondling, to a murmuring
accompaniment of words the horse
standing still with twitching ears the while.
Then came the test of the victory--the test
of the man's power and the creature's
intelligence. The horse was to go to the
man, at the man's bidding alone, without
force or coercion. "The better they are the
sooner you learn 'em that," was one of
Jack's pet theories, while his proudest
boast--his only boast--perhaps was that
he'd "never been beaten on that yet."

"They have to come sooner or later if you
stick at 'em," he had said, when I
marvelled at first to see the great creatures
come obediently to the click of his tongue
or fingers. So far in all his wide experience
the latest had been the third day. That,
however, was rare; more frequently it was
a matter of hours, sometimes barely an
hour, while now and then--incredulous as
it may seem to the layman--only minutes.

Ten minutes before Jack put the brown colt
to the test it had been a wild, terrified,
plunging creature, and yet, as he stepped
back to try its intelligence and submission,
his face was confident and expectant.

Moving slowly backwards, he held out one
hand the hand that had proved all
kindness and comfort and, snapping a
finger and thumb, clicked his tongue in a
murmur of invitation.

The brown ears shot forward to attention at
the sound, and as the head reached out to
investigate, the snapping fingers repeated
the invitation, and without hesitation the
magnificent     creature   went    forward
obediently until the hand was once more
resting on the dark muzzle.

The trusting beauty of the surrender
seemed to break some spell that had held
us silent since the beginning of the
catching. "Oh, Jack! Isn't he a beauty?" I
cried unconsciously putting my admiration
into a question.

But Jack no longer objected to questions.
He turned towards us with soft, shining
eyes. "There's not many like him," he said,
pulling at one of the flexible ears. "You
could learn him anything." It seemed so,
for after trying to solve the problem of the
roller and bit with his tongue when it was
put into his mouth, he accepted the
mystery with quiet, intelligent trust; and as
soon as he was freed from it, almost
courted further fondling. He would let no
one but Jack near him, though. When we
entered the yard the ears went back and
the whites of the eyes showed. "No one but
me for a while," Jack said, with a strange
ring of ownership in his voice, telling that
it is a good thing to have a horse that is
yours, and yours only.

Within a week "Brownie" was mounted,
and ridden down to the House for final
inspection, before "going bush" to learn
the art of rounding up cattle. "He'll let you
touch him now," Jack said; and after a
snuffing inquiry at my hands the beautiful
creature submitted to their caresses.

Dan looked at him with approving eyes.
"To think she had the luck to choose him
too, out of all that crowd," he said.

"We always call it instinct, I think," the
Maluka said teasingly, twitting me on one
of my pet theories, and the Dandy politely
suggested "It might be knowledge.'"

Then the Quiet Stockman gave his opinion,
making it very clear that he no longer felt
that women had nothing in common with
men. "It never is anything but instinct," he
said, with quiet decision in his voice. "No
one ever learns horses."

While the Quiet Stockman had been busy
rearranging his ideas of womankind, a
good many things had been going wrong
at the homestead. Sam began by breaking
both china cups, and letting the backbone
slip out of everything in his charge.

Fowls laid-out and eggs became luxuries.
Cream refused to rise on the milk. It
seemed impossible to keep meat sweet.
Jimmy lost interest in the gathering of
firewood and the carrying of water; and as
a result, the waterbutts first shrank, then
leaked, and finally lay down, a medley of
planks and iron hoops. A swarm of
grasshoppers     passed      through    the
homestead, and to use Sam's explicit
English: "Vegetable bin finissem all
about"; and by the time fresh seeds were
springing the Wet returned with renewed
vigour, and flooded out the garden. Then
stores began to fail, including soap and
kerosene, and writing-paper and ink
threatened to "peter out." After that the
lubras, in a private quarrel during the
washing of clothes, tore one of the "couple
of changes" of blouses sadly; and the
mistress of a cattle-station was obliged to
entertain guests at times in a pink cambric
blouse patched with a washed calico
flour-bag; no provision having been made
for patching. Then just as we were
wondering what else could happen, one
night, without the slightest warning, the
very birds migrated from the lagoon,
carrying away with them the promise of
future pillows, to say nothing of a mattress,
and the Maluka was obliged to go far
afield in search of non-migrating birds.

Dan wagged his head and talked wise
philosophy, with these disasters for the
thread of his discourse; but even he was
obliged to own that there was a limit to
education when Sam announced that "Tea
bin finissem all about." He had found that
the last eighty-pound tea-chest contained
tinware when he opened it to replenish his
teacaddy. Tea had been ordered, and the
chest was labelled tea clearly enough, to
show that the fault lay in Darwin; but that
was poor consolation to us, the sufferers.

The necessities of the bush are few; but
they are necessities; and Billy Muck was
sent in to the Katherine post-haste, to beg,
borrow, or buy tea from Mine Host. At the
least a horseman would take six days for
the trip, irrespective of time lost in
packing up; but knowing Billy's untiring,
swinging stride, we hoped to see him
within four days.

Billy left at midday, and we drank our last
cup of tea at supper; the next day learned
what slaves we can be to our bodies.
Because we lacked tea, the interest went
out of everything. Listless and unsatisfied,
we sat about and developed headaches,
not thirsty--for there was water in plenty
but craving for the uplifting influence of
tea. Never drunkards craved more
intensely for strong drink! Sam made
coffee; but coffee only increased the
headaches and cravings, and so we sat
peering into the forest, hoping for
travellers; and all we learnt by the
experience was that tea is a necessary of
life out-bush.

On the second evening a traveller came in
from the south track. "He wouldn't refuse a
woman, surely," every one said, and we
welcomed him warmly.

He had about three ounces of tea. "Meant
to fill up here meself," he said in apology,
as, with the generosity of a bushman, he
offered it all unconditionally. Let us hope
the man has been rewarded, and has
never since known what it is to be tealess
out-bush! We never heard his name, and I
doubt if any one of us would know the man
again if we saw him. All we saw was a
dingy tuckerbag, with its one corner
bulging heart-shaped with tea!

We accepted one half, for the man had a
three-days, journey before him, and Sam
doled it out so frugally that we spent two
comparatively happy days before fixing
our attention on the north track, along
which Billy would return.

In four and a half days he appeared,
carrying a five-pound tea-tin on his head,
and was hailed with a yell of delight. We
were all in the stockyard, and Billy, in
answer to the hail, came there.

Dan wanted a "sniff of it right off," so it was
then and there opened; but as the lid flew
back the yell of delight changed to a howl
of disappointment. By some hideous
mistake, Billy had brought RAISINS.

Like many philosophers, Dan could not
apply his philosophy to himself. "It's the
dead finish," he said dejectedly; "never
struck anything like it before. Twice over
too," he added. "First tinware and now this
foolery "; and he kicked savagely at the
offending tin, sending a shower of raisins
dancing out into the dust.

Every one but Dan was speechless, while
Billy, not being a slave to tea-drinking,
gathered the raisins up, failing to see any
cause for disappointment, particularly as
most of the raisins fell to his share for his
prompt return.

He also failed to see any advantage in
setting out again for the Katherine. "Might
it catch raisins nuzzer time," he said,
logically enough.
Dan became despondent at the thought.
"They're fools enough for anything," he
said. I tried to cheer him up on the law of
averages, as Goggle-Eye was sent off with
instructions    to    travel "quick-fellow,
quick-fellow, big mob quick-fellow," and
many promises of reward if he was back in
"four fellow sleeps."

For two more days we peered into the
forest for travellers but none appeared,
and Dan became retrospective. "We might
have guessed this 'ud happen," he said,
declaring it was a "judgment on the
missus" for chucking good tea away just
because a fly got into it. "Luck's cleared
right out because of it, missus," he said;
"and if things go on like this Johnny'll be
coming along one of these days." (Dan was
the only one of us who could joke on the
"Luck's smashed all to pieces," he insisted
later, when he found that the first pillow
was finished; but at sundown was inclined
to think it might be "on the turn again," for
Goggle-Eye appeared on the north track,
stalking majestically in front of a

"Me bin catch traveller," he said
triumphantly, claiming his rewards, "Me
bin come back two fellow sleep"; and
before we could explain that was hardly
what we had meant, the man had ridden

"Heard you were doing a famish here,
sitting with your tongues hanging out," he
laughed, "so I've brought you a few more
raisins." And dismounting, he drew out
from a pack-bag a long calico bag
containing quite ten pounds of tea.
"You struck the Wag's tin," he said,
explaining the mistake, as every one
shouted for Sam to boil a kettle instantly,
and with the tea came a message from the
Wag himself:

"I'll trouble you for my raisins "; and we
could almost hear the Wag's slow, dry
chuckle underlying the words.

Mine Host also sent a message, saying he
would "send further supplies every
opportunity, to keep things going until the
waggons came through," and underlying
his message we felt his kindly
consideration. As a further proof of his
thoughtfulness we found two china cups
imbedded in the tea. He had heard of
Sam's accident. Tea in china cups! and as
much and as strong as we desired. But in
spite of Mine Host's efforts to keep us
going, twice again, before the waggons
came, we found ourselves begging tea
from travellers.

Our energies revived with the very first
cup of tea, and we went for our usual
evening stroll through the paddocks, with
all our old appreciation; and on our return
found the men stretched out on the grass
beyond the Quarters, optimistic and
happy, sipping at further cups of tea.
(Sam's kettle was kept busy that night.)

The men's optimism was infectious, and
presently the Maluka "supposed the
waggons would be starting before long."

It was only March, and the waggons had to
wait till the Wet lifted; but just then every
one felt sure that "the Wet would lift early
this year."
"Generally does with the change of moon
before Easter," the traveller said, and,
flying off at a tangent, I asked when Easter
was, unwittingly setting the homestead a
tough problem.

Nobody "could say for certain." But Dan
"knew a chap once who could reckon it by
the moon" and the Maluka felt inspired to
work it out. "It's simple enough," he said.
"The first Friday--or is it Sunday?--after the
first full moon, AFTER the twenty-first of

"Twenty-fifth, isn't it?" the Dandy asked,
complicating matters from the beginning.

The traveller reckoned it'd be new moon
about Monday or Tuesday, which seemed
near enough at the time; and full moon was
fixed for the Tuesday or Wednesday
fortnight from that.

"That ought to settle it," Dan said; and so it
might have if any one had been sure of
Monday's date; but we all had different
convictions about that, varying from the
ninth to the thirteenth.

After much ticking off of days upon fingers,
with an old newspaper as "something to
work from," the date of the full moon was
fixed for the twenty-fourth or twenty-fifth of
March, unless the moon came in so late on
Tuesday that it brought the full to the
morning of the twenty-sixth.

"Seems getting a bit mixed," Dan said, and
matters were certainly complicated.

If we were to reckon from the twenty-first,
Easter was in March, but if from the
twenty-fifth, in April--if the moon came in
on Monday, but March in either case if the
full was on the twenty-sixth.

Dan suggested "giving it best." "It 'ud get
anybody dodged," he said, hopelessly at
sea; but the Maluka wanted to "see it
through." "The new moon should clear
most of it up," he said; "but you've given us
a teaser this time, little 'un."

The new moon should have cleared
everything up if we could have seen it, but
the Wet coming on in force again, we saw
nothing till Thursday evening, when it was
too late to calculate with precision.

Dan was for having two Easters, and
"getting even with it that way"; but Sam
unexpectedly solved the problem for us.

"What was the difficulty?" he asked, and
listened to the explanation attentively.
"Bunday!" he exclaimed at the finish,
showing he had fully grasped the situation.
Of course he knew all about Bunday!
Wasn't it so many weeks after the
Chinaman's New Year festival? And in a
jargon of pidgin-English he swept aside all
moon discussions, and fixed the date of
"Bunday" for the twenty-eighth of March,
"which," as Dan wisely remarked, "proved
that somebody was right," but whether the
Maluka or the Dandy, or the moon, he
forgot to specify. "The old heathen to beat
us all too," he added, "just when it had got
us all dodged." Dan took all the credit of
the suggestion to himself. Then he looked
philosophically on the toughness of the
problem: "Anyway," he said, "the missus
must have learnt a bit about beginning at
the beginning of things. Just think what
she'd have missed if any one had known
when Easter was right off!"
"What she'd have missed indeed. Exactly
what the townsman misses, as long as he
remains in a land where everything can be
known right off."

But a new idea had come to Dan. "Of
course," he said, "as far as that goes, if
Johnny does turn up she ought to learn a
thing or two, while he's moving the
dining-room up the house"; and he
decided to welcome Johnny on his return.

He had not long to wait, for in a day or two
Johnny rode into the homestead, followed
by a black boy carrying a cross-cut saw.
This time he hailed us with a cheery:

"NOW       we      shan't     be     long."

It had taken over six weeks to "get hold of
little Johnny "; but as the Dandy had
prophesied, once he started, he "made
things hum in no time."

"Now we shan't be long," he said,
flourishing a tape measure; and the Dandy
was kept busy for half a day, "wrestling
with the calculating."

That finished, the store was turned inside
out and a couple of "boys" sent in for
"things needed," and after them more
"boys" for more things; and then other
"boys" for other things, until travellers
must have thought the camp blacks had
entered into a walking competition. When
everything necessary was ordered, "all
hands" were put on to sharpen saws and
tools, and the homestead shrieked and
groaned all day with harsh, discordant
raspings. Then a camp was pitched in the
forest, a mile or so from the homestead; a
sawpit dug, a platform erected, and before
a week had passed an invitation was
issued, for the missus to "come and see a
tree       felled."      "Laying       thee
foundation-stone," the Maluka called it.

Johnny of course welcomed us with a jovial
"Now we shan't be long," and shouldering
a tomahawk, led the way out of the camp
into the timber.

House-hunting in town does not compare
favourably with timber-hunting for a
house, in a luxuriant tropical forest.
Sheltered from the sun and heat we
wandered     about    in   the  feathery
undergrowth, while the Maluka tested the
height of the giant timber above us with
shots from his bull-dog revolver bringing
down twigs and showers of leaves from the
topmost branches, and sending flocks of
white cockatoos up into the air with
squawks of amazement.

Tree after tree was chosen and marked
with the tomahawk, each one appearing
taller and straighter and more beautiful
than any of its fellows until, finding
ourselves back at the camp, Johnny went
for his axe and left us to look at the beauty
around us.

"Seems a pity to spoil all this, just to make
four walls to shut the missus in from
anything worth looking at," Dan murmured
as Johnny reappeared. "They won't make
anything as good as this up at the house."
Johnny       the    unpoetical      hesitated,
perplexed. Philosophy was not in his line.
"'Tisn't too bad," he said, suddenly aware
of the beauty of the scene, and then the
tradesman came to the surface. "I reckon
MY job'll be a bit more on the plumb,
though," he chuckled, and, delighted with
his little joke, shouldered his axe and
walked towards one of the marked trees,
while Dan speculated aloud on the
chances a man had of "getting off alive" if a
tree fell on him.

"Trees don't fall on a man that knows how
to handle timber," the unsuspecting
Johnny said briskly; and as Dan feared that
"fever was her only chance then," he spat
on his hands, and, sending the axe home
into the bole of the tree with a clean,
swinging         stroke,     laid       the
foundation-stone--the foundation-stone of a
tiny home in the wilderness, that was
destined to be the dwellingplace of great
joy, and happiness, and sorrow.
The Sanguine Scot had prophesied rightly.
There being "time enough for everything
in the Never-Never," there was time for
"many pleasant rides along the Reach,
choosing trees for timber."

But the rides were the least part of the
pleasure. For the time being, the silent
Reach forest had become the hub of our
little universe. All was life and bustle and
movement there. Every day fresh trees
were felled and chopping contests entered
into by Johnny and the Dandy; and as the
trees fell in quick succession, black boys
and lubras armed with tomahawks,
swarmed over them, to lop away the
branches, before the trunks were dragged
by the horses to the mouth of the sawpit.
Every one was happy and light-hearted,
and the work went merrily forward, until a
great pile of tree-trunks lay ready for the
Then a new need arose: Johnny wanted
several yards of strong string, and a "sup"
of ink, to make guiding lines on the timber
for his saw; but as only sewing cotton was
forthcoming, and the Maluka refused to
part with one drop of his precious ink, we
were obliged to go down to the beginning
of things once more: two or three lubras
were set to work to convert the
sewing-cotton into tough, strong string,
while others prepared a substitute for the
ink from burnt water-lily roots.

The sawing of the tree-trunks lasted for
nearly three weeks, and the Dandy, being
the under-man in the pit, had anything but
a merry time. Down in the pit, away from
the air, he worked; pulling and pushing,
pushing and pulling, hour after hour, in a
blinding stream of sawdust.
When we offered him sympathy and a
gossamer veil, he accepted the veil
gratefully, but waved the sympathy aside,
saying it was "all in the good cause."
Nothing was ever a hardship to the Dandy,
excepting dirt.

Johnny being a past-master in his trade,
stood on the platform in the upper air,
guiding the saw along the marked lines;
and as he instructed us all in the fine art of
pit-sawing, Dan decided that the building
of a house, under some circumstances,
could be an education in itself.

"Thought she might manage to learn a
thing or two out of it," he said. "The
building of it is right enough. It all
depends what she uses it for when Johnny's
done with it."

As the pliant saw coaxed beams, and
slabs, and flooring boards out of the forest
trees I grew to like beginning at the
beginning of things, and realised there
was an underlying truth in Dan's whimsical
reiteration, that "the missus was in luck
when she struck this place"; for beams and
slabs and flooring boards wrested from
Nature       amid     merrymaking         and
philosophical discourses are not as other
beams and slabs and flooring boards.
They        are     old      friends      and
fellow-adventurers, with many a good tale
to tell, recalling comical situations in their
reminiscences with a vividness that baffles

Perhaps those who live in homes with the
beginning of things left behind in forests
they have never seen, may think
chattering planks a poor compensation for
unpapered, rough-boarded walls and
unglazed window frames. Let them try it
before they judge; remembering always,
that before a house can be built of old
friends and memories the friends must be
made and the memories lived through.

But other things beside the sawing of
timber were in progress, Things were also
"humming" in the dog world. A sturdy
fox-terrier, Brown by name, had been
given by a passing traveller to the Maluka,
given almost of necessity for Brown--as is
the way with fox-terriers at times--quietly
changed masters, and lying down at the
Maluka's feet, had refused to leave him.
The station dogs resented his presence
there, and persecuted him as an
interloper; and being a peace-loving dog,
Brown bore it patiently for two days,
hoping, no doubt, the persecution would
wear itself out. On the third day, however,
he quietly changed his tactics--for
sometimes the only road to peace is
through fighting--and, accepting their
challenge, took on the station dogs one by
one in single combat.

Only       a      full-sized     particularly
sturdy-looking fox-terrier against expert
cattle dogs; and yet no dog could stand
against him. One by one he closed with
them, and one by one they went before
him; and at the end of a week he was "cock
of the walk," and lay down to enjoy his
well-earned peace. His death-stroke was a
flashing lunge, from a grip of a foreleg to a
sharp, grinding grip of the enemy's
tongue. How he managed it was a puzzle,
but sooner or later he got his grip in, to let
go at the piercing yell of defeat that
invariably followed. But Brown was a
gentleman, not a bully, and after each fight
buried the hatchet, appearing to shake
hands with his late adversary. No doubt if
he had had a tail he would have wagged it,
but Brown had been born with a large,
perfectly round, black spot, at the root of
his tail, and his then owner, having an eye
for the picturesque, had removed his white
tail entirely, even to its last joint, to allow
of no break in the spot; and when the spirit
moved Brown to wag a tail, a violent
stirring of hairs in the centre of this spot
betrayed his desire to the world. It goes
without saying that Brown did not fight the
canine women-folk; for, as some one has
said, man is the only animal that strikes his

Most of the battles were fought in the
station thoroughfare, all of them taking on
the form of a general melee. As soon as
Brown closed with an enemy, the rest of
the dogs each sought an especial
adversary, hoping to wipe out some past
defeat; while the pups, having no past to
wipe out, diverted themselves by
skirmishing about on the outskirts of the
scrimmage, nipping joyously at any hind
quarters that came handy, bumping into
other groups of pups, thoroughly enjoying
life, and accumulating material for future
fights among themselves.

Altogether we had a lively week. To
interfere in the fights only prolonged
them; and, to add to the general hubbub,
the servant question had opened up again.
Jimmy's Nellie, who had been simmering
for some time, suddenly rebelled, and
refused to consider herself among the

We said there was no vacancy on the staff
for her, and she immediately set herself to
create one, by pounding and punching at
the staff in private. Finding this of no avail,
she threatened to "sing" Maudie dead, also
in private, unless she resigned. Maudie
proving unexpectedly tough and defiant,
Nellie gave up all hope of creating a
vacancy, and changing front, adopted a
stone-walling policy. Every morning,
quietly and doggedly, she put herself on
the staff, and every morning was as quietly
and doggedly dismissed from office.

Doggedness being an unusual trait in a
black fellow, the homestead became
interested. "Never say die, little 'un," the
Maluka laughed each morning; but Dan
was inclined to bet on Nellie.

"She's got nothing else to do, and can
concentrate all her thoughts on it," he said,
"and besides, it means more for her."

It meant a good deal to me, too, for I
particularly objected to Jimmy's Nellie
partly because she was an inveterate
smoker and a profuse spitter upon floors;
partly   because--well      to   be   quite
honest--because a good application of
carbolic soap would have done no harm;
and partly because she appeared to have a
passion for exceedingly scanty garments,
her favourite costume being a skirt made
from the upper half of a fifty-pound calico
flour bag. Her blouses had, apparently,
been all mislaid. Nellie, unconscious of my
real objections, daily and doggedly put
herself on the staff, and was daily and
doggedly dismissed. But as she generally
managed to do the very thing that most
needed doing, before I could find her to
dismiss, Dan was offering ten to one on
Nellie by Easter time.

"Another moon'll see her on the staff," he
prophesied, as we prepared to go
out-bush for Easter.

The Easter moon had come in dry and
cool, and at its full the Wet lifted, as our
traveller had foretold. Only a bushman's
personal observation, remember, this
lifting of the Wet with the full of the Easter
moon, not a scientific statement; but by an
insight peculiarly their own, bushmen
come at more facts than most men.

Sam did his best with Bunday, serving hot
rolls with mysterious markings on them for
breakfast, and by midday he had the
homestead to himself, the Maluka and I
being camped at Bitter Springs and every
one else being elsewhere. Our business
was yard-inspection, with Goggle-Eye as
general factotum. We, of course, had
ridden out, but Goggle-Eye had preferred
to walk. "Me all day knock up longa
horse," he explained striding comfortably
along beside us.

Several exciting hours were spent with
boxes of wax matches, burning the rank
grass back from the yard at the springs (at
Goggle-Eye's suggestion the missus had
been pressed into the service); and then
we rode through the rank grass along the
river, scattering matches as we went like
sparks from an engine. As soon as the rank
grass seeds it must be burnt off, before the
soil loses its moisture, to ensure a second
shorter spring, and everywhere we went
now clouds of dense smoke rose behind

That walk about with the Maluka and
"Gadgerrie" lived like a red-letter day in
old Goggle-Eye's memory; for did he not
himself strike a dozen full boxes of

Dan was away beyond the northern
boundary, going through the cattle,
judging the probable duration of "outside
waters" for that year, burning off too as he
rode. The Quiet Stockman was away
beyond the southern boundary, rounding
up wanderers and stragglers among the
horses, and the station was face to face
with the year's work, making preparations
for the year's mustering and branding--for
with the lifting of the Wet everything in the
Never-Never begins to move.

"After the Wet" rivers go down, the
north-west monsoon giving place to the
south-east    Trades;    bogs     dry    up
everywhere, opening all roads; travellers
pass through the stations from all points of
the compass--cattle buyers, drovers,
station-owners, telegraph people--all bent
on business, and all glad to get moving
after the long compulsory inaction of the
Wet; and lastly that great yearly cumbrous
event takes place: the starting of the
"waggons," with their year's stores for

The first batch of travellers had little news
for us. They had heard that the teams were
loading up, and couldn't say for certain,
and, finding them unsatisfactory, we
looked forward to the coming of the
"Fizzer," our mailman, who was almost

Eight mails a year was our allowance, with
an extra one now and then through the
courtesy of travellers. Eight mails a year
against eight hundred for the townsfolk.
Was it any wonder that we all found we
had business at the homestead when the
Fizzer was due there?

When he came this trip he was, as usual,
brimming over with news: personal items,
public gossip, and the news that the horse
teams had got most of their loading on,
and that the Macs were getting their
bullocks under way. Two horse waggons
and a dray for far "inside," and three
bullock waggons for the nearer distances,
comprised the "waggons" that year. The
teamsters were Englishmen; but the
bullock-punchers were three "Macs"--an
Irishman, a Highlander, and the Sanguine

Six waggons, and about six months' hard
travelling, in and out, to provide a year's
stores for three cattle stations and two
telegraph stations. It is not surprising that
the freight per ton was what it
was--twenty-two pounds per ton for the
Elsey, and upwards of forty pounds for
"inside." It is this freight that makes the
grocery bill such a big item on stations
out-bush, where several tons of stores are
considered by no means a large order.
Close on the heels of the Fizzer came other
travellers, with the news that the horse
teams had got going and the Macs had
"pulled out" to the Four Mile. "Your
trunks'll be along in no time now, missus,"
one of them said. "They've got 'em all

The Dandy did some rapid calculations:
"Ten miles a day on good roads," he said:
"one hundred and seventy miles. Tens into
that seventeen days. Give 'em a week over
for unforeseen emergencies, and call it
four weeks." It sounded quite cheerful and
near at hand, but a belated thunderstorm
or two, and consequent bogs, nearly
doubled the four weeks.

Almost every day we heard news of the
teams from the now constant stream of
travellers; and by the time the timber was
all sawn and carted to the house to fulfil the
many promises there, they were at the

But if the teams were at the Katherine, so
were the teamsters, and so was the Pub;
and when teamsters and a pub get
together it generally takes time to
separate them, when that pub is the last for
over a thousand miles. One pub at the
Katherine and another at Oodnadatta and
between them over a thousand miles of
bush, and desert and dust, and heat, and
thirst. That, from a teamster's point of view,
is the Overland Route from Oodnadatta to
the Katherine.

A pub had little attraction for the Sanguine
Scot, and provided he could steer the
other Macs safely past the one at the
Katherine, there would be no delay there
with the trunks; but the year's stores were
on the horse teams and the station, having
learnt bitter experience from the past, now
sent in its own waggon for the bulk of the
stores, as soon as they were known to be at
the Katherine; and so the Dandy set off at

"You'll see me within a fortnight, bar
accidents" he called back, as the waggon
lurched forward towards the slip-rails; and
the pub also having little attraction for the
Dandy, we decided to expect him, "bar
accidents." For that matter, a pub had little
attraction for any of the Elsey men, the
Quiet Stockman being a total abstainer,
and Dan knowing "how to behave himself,"
although he owned to having "got a bit
merry once or twice."

The Dandy out of sight, Johnny went back
to his work, which happened to be
hammering the curves out of sheets of
corrugated iron.
"Now we shan't be long," he shouted,
hammering vigorously, and when I
objected to the awful din, he reminded
me, with a grin, that it was "all in the good
cause." When "smoothed out," as Johnny
phrased it, the iron was to be used for
capping the piles that the house was built
upon, "to make them little white ants stay
at home."

"We'll smooth all your troubles out, if you
give us time," he shouted, returning to the
hammering after his explanation with even
greater energy. But by dinnertime some
one had waddled into our lives who was to
smooth most of the difficulties out of it, to
his own, and our complete satisfaction.

Just as Sam announced dinner a cloud of
dust creeping along the horizon attracted
our attention.
"Foot travellers!" Dan decided; but
something emerged out of the dust, as it
passed through the sliprails, that looked
very like a huge mould of white jelly on

Directly it sighted us it rolled off the horse,
whether intentionally or unintentionally we
could not say, and leaving the beast to the
care of chance, unfolded two short legs
from somewhere and waddled towards
us--a fat, jovial Chinese John Falstaff.

"Good day, boss! Good day, missus! Good
day, all about," he said in cheerful salute,
as he trundled towards us like a ship's
barrel in full sail. "Me new cook, me--" and
then Sam appeared and towed him into

"Well, I'm blest!" Dan exclaimed, staring
after him. "What HAVE we struck?"

But Johnny knew, as did most Territorians.
"You've struck Cheon, that's all," he said.
"Talk of luck! He's the jolliest old josser

The "jolliest old josser" seemed difficult to
repress; for already he had eluded Sam,
and, reappearing in the kitchen doorway,
waddled across the thoroughfare towards

"Me new cook!" he repeated, going on
from where he had left off. "Me Cheon!"
and then, in queer pidgin-English, he
solemnly rolled out a few of his many

"Me savey all about," he chanted. "Me
savey cook 'im, and gard'in', and milk 'im,
and chuckie, and fishin' and shootin' wild
duck." On and on he chanted through a
varied list of accomplishments, ending up
with an application for the position of cook.
"Me sit down? Eh boss?" he asked,
moon-faced and serious.

"Please yourself!" the Maluka laughed, and
with a flash of white teeth and an infectious
chuckle Cheon laughed and nodded back;
then, still chuckling, he waddled away to
the kitchen and took possession there,
while we went to our respective dinners,
little guessing that the truest-hearted, most
faithful, most loyal old "josser" had
waddled           into       our        lives.

Cheon rose at cock-crow ("fowl-sing-out,"
he preferred to call it), and began his
duties by scornfully refusing Sam's bland
offer of instruction in the "ways of the

"Me savey all about," he said, with a
majestic wave of his hands, after
expressing supreme contempt for Sam's
caste and ways; so Sam applied for his
cheque, shook hands all round, and
withdrew smilingly.

Sam's     account    being    satisfactorily
"squared," Cheon's name was then
formally entered in the station books as
cook and gardener, at twenty-five shillings
a week. That was the only vacancy he ever
filled in the books; but in our life at the
homestead he filled almost every vacancy
that required filling, and there were many.

There was nothing he could not and did
not do for our good, and it was well that he
refused to be instructed in anybody's
ways, for his own were delightfully
disobedient      and     unexpected     and
entertaining. Not only had we "struck the
jolliest old josser going," but a born ruler
and organiser into the bargain. He knew
best what was good for us, and told us so,
and, meekly bending to his will, our
orders became mere suggestions to be
entertained and carried out if approved of
by Cheon, or dismissed as "silly-fellow"
with a Podsnapian wave of his arm if they
in no way appealed to him.

Full of wrath for Sam's ways, and bubbling
over with trundling energy, he calmly
appropriated the whole staff, as well as
Jimmy, Billy Muck, and the rejected, and
within a week had put backbone into
everything that lacked it, from the
water-butts to old Jimmy.

The first two days were spent in a
whirlwind of dust and rubbish, turned out
from unguessed-at recesses, and Cheon's
jovial humour suiting his helpers to a
nicety, the rubbish was dealt with amid
shouts of delight and enjoyment; until
Jimmy, losing his head in his lightness of
heart, dug Cheon in the ribs, and, waving
a stick over his head, yelled in mock
fierceness: "Me wild-fellow, black fellow.
Me myall-fellow."

Then Cheon came out in a new role.
Without a moment's hesitation his arms and
legs appeared to fly out all together in
Jimmy's direction, completely doubling
him up.
"Me myall-fellow, too," Cheon said calmly,
master of himself and the situation. Then,
chuckling at Jimmy's discomfiture, he went
on with his work, while his helpers stared
open-eyed with amazement; an infuriated
Chinese catherine-wheel being something
new in the experience of a black fellow. It
was a wholesome lesson, though, and no
one took liberties with Cheon again.

The rubbish disposed of, leaking
water-butts, and the ruins of collapsed
water-butts, were carried to the billabong,
swelled in the water, hammered and
hooped back into steadfast, reliable
water-butts, and trundled along to their
places in a merry, joyous procession.

With Cheon's hand on the helm, cream
rose on the milk from somewhere. The
meat no longer turned sour. An expert
fisherman was discovered among the
helpers--one Bob by name. Cheon's
shot-gun appeared to have a magnetic
attraction for wild duck. A garden sprang
up as by magic, grasshoppers being
literally chased off the vegetables. The
only thing we lacked was butter; and after
a week of order and cleanliness and
dazzlingly varied menus, we wondered
how we had ever existed without them.

It was no use trying to wriggle from under
Cheon's foot once he put it down. At the
slightest neglect of duty, lubras or boys
were marshalled and kept relentlessly to
their work until he was satisfied; and woe
betide the lubras who had neglected to
wash hands, and pail and cow, before
sitting down to their milking. The very
fowls that laid out-bush gained nothing by
their subtlety. At the faintest sound of a
cackle, a dosing lubra was roused by the
point of Cheon's toe, as he shouted
excitedly above her: "Fowl sing out! That
way! Catch 'im egg! Go on!" pointing out
the direction with much pantomime; and as
the egg-basket filled to overflowing, he
either chuckled with glee or expressed
further contempt for Sam's ways.

But his especial wrath was reserved for the
fowl-roosts over his sleeping quarters.
"What's 'er matter! Fowl sit down close up
kitchen!" he growled in furious gutturals,
whenever his eyes rested on them; and as
soon as time permitted he mounted to the
roof and, boiling over with righteous
indignation, hurled the offending roosts
into space.

New roosts were then nailed to the
branches of a spreading coolibar tree, a
hundred yards or so to the north of the
buildings, the trunk encircled with zinc to
prevent snakes or wild cats from climbing
into the roosts; a movable ladder staircase
made, to be used by the fowls at bedtime,
and removed as soon as they were settled
for the night, lest the cats or snakes should
make unlawful use of it (Cheon always
foresaw every contingency); and finally,
"boys" and lubras were marshalled to
wean the fowls from their old love.

But the weaning took time, and proved
most entertaining; and while the fowls
were being taught by bitter experience to
bend to Cheon's will, the homestead
pealed with shoutings and laughter.

Every evening the fun commenced about
sundown, and the entire community
assembled to watch it; for it was worth
watching--fowls dodged, and scurried,
and squawked, as the staff and the
rejected, under Cheon's directions,
chivied and danced and screamed
between them and their desire, the lubras
cheering to the echo every time one of the
birds gave in, and stalked, cackling and
indignant, up the ladder into the branches
of the coolibar; or pursuing runaways that
had outwitted them, in shrieking, pell-mell
disorder, while Cheon, fat and perspiring,
either shouted orders and cheered lustily,
bounded wrathfully alter both runaways
and lubras, or collapsed, doubled up with
uncontrollable laughter, at the squawk of
amazement from fowls which, having
gained their old haunt, had found Jimmy
there waiting to receive them. As for
ourselves, I doubt if we ever enjoyed
anything better. A simple thing, perhaps,
to amuse grown-up white folk--a fat,
perspiring Chinaman, and eight or ten
lubras chivying fowls; but it is this
enjoyment of simple things that makes life
in the Never-Never all it is.

Busy as he was, Cheon found time to take
the missus also under his ample wing, and
protect her from everything--even herself.
"Him too muchee little fellow," he said to
the Maluka, to explain his attitude towards
his mistress; and the Maluka, chuckling,
shamefully encouraged him in his ways.

Every suggestion the missus made was
received with an amused: "No good that
way, missus! Me savey all about." Her
methods with lubras were openly
disapproved, and her gardening ridiculed
to all comers: "White woman no good,
savey gard'n," he reiterated, but was fated
to apologise handsomely in that direction
later on.

Still, in other things the white woman was
honoured as became her position as never
Sam had honoured her. Without any
discrimination, Sam had summoned all at
meal-times with a booming teamster's bell,
thus placing the gentry on a level with the
Quarters; but as Cheon pointed out, what
could be expected of one of Sam's ways
and caste? It was all very well to ring a
peremptory bell for the Quarters--its caste
expected to receive and obey orders; but
gentry should be graciously notified that
all was ready, when it suited their pleasure
to eat; and from the day of Sam's
departure, the House was honoured with a
sing-song: "Din-ner! Boss! Mis-sus!" at
midday, with changes rung at "Bress-fass"
or "Suppar"; and no written menu being at
its service, Cheon supplied a chanted one,
so that before we sat down to the first
course we should know all others that
were to come.

The only disadvantage we could associate
with his coming was that by some means
Jimmy's Nellie had got on to the staff. No
one seemed to know when or how it had
happened, but she was there, firmly
established working better than any one
else, and Dan was demanding payment of
his bets.

Cheon would not hear of her dismissal.
She was his "right hand," he declared; and
so I interviewed Nellie and stated my
objections in cold, brutal English, only to
hate myself the next moment; for poor
Nellie, with a world of longing in her eyes,
professed herself more than willing to
wear "good fellow clothes" if she could get

"Missus got big mob," she suggested as a
hint; and, although that was a matter of
opinion and comparison, in remorse I
recklessly gave her my only bath wrapper,
and for weeks went to the bath in a

Nellie was also willing to use as much
carbolic soap as the station could afford;
but as the smoking and spitting proved
more difficult to cope with, and I had
discovered that I could do all the
"housework" in less time than it took to
superintend it, I made Cheon a present of
the entire staff, only keeping a lien on it for
the washing and scrubbing. The lubras,
however, refused to be taken off my
visitor's list and Cheon insisting on them
waiting on the missus while she was
attending to the housework, no one gained
or lost by the transfer.

Cheon had a scheme all his own for
dealing with the servant question: the
Maluka should buy a little Chinese maiden
to wait on the missus. Cheon knew of one
in Darwin, going cheap, for ten pounds,
his--COUSIN's child. "A real bargain!" he
assured the Maluka, finding him lacking in
enthusiasm; "docile, sweet, and attentive,"
and yes, Cheon was sure of that "devoted
to the missus," and also a splendid
pecuniary investment (Cheon always had
an eye on the dollars). Being only ten
years of age, for six years she could serve
the missus, and would then bring at least
eighty pounds in the Chinese matrimonial
market in Darwin--Chinese wives being
scarce there. If she grew up moon-faced,
and thus "good-looking," there seemed no
end to the wealth she would bring us.

It took time to convince Cheon of the
abolition of slavery throughout the Empire,
and even when convinced, he was for
buying the treasure and saying nothing
about it to the Governor. It was not likely
he would come in person to the Elsey, he
argued, and, unless told, would know
nothing about it.

But another fat, roundabout, roly-poly of
humanity was to settle the servant question
finally, within a day or two. "Larrikin" had
been visiting foreign parts at Wandin,
towards the west, and returning with a new
wife, stolen from one "Jacky Big-Foot,"
presented her to the missus.

"Him Rosy!" he said, thus introducing his
booty and without further ceremony Rosy
requested permission to "sit down" on the
staff. Like Cheon she carried her
qualifications on the tip of her tongue: "Me
savey scrub 'im, and sweep 'im, and wash
'im, and blue 'im, and starch 'im," she said
glibly, with a flash of white teeth against a
babyish pink tongue. She was wearing a
freshly washed bright blue dress, hanging
loosely from her shoulders, and looked so
prettily jolly, clean, capable, and
curly-headed, that I immediately made her
housemaid and Head of the Staff.

"Great Scott!" the Maluka groaned, "that
makes four of them at it!" But Rosy had
appealed to me and I pointed out that it
was a chance not to be missed and that she
was worth the other three all put together.
"Life will be a perennial picnic," I said,
"with Rosy and Cheon at the head of affairs
"; and for once I prophesied correctly.

Rosy, having been brought up among
white folk, proved an adept little
housemaid and Cheon looked with
extreme favour upon her, and held her up
as a bright and shining example to Jimmy's
Nellie. But the person Cheon most
approved of at the homestead was Johnny;
for not only had Johnny helped him in
many of his wild efforts at carpentry, but
was he not working in the good cause?

"What's 'er matter, missus only got one
room?" Cheon had said, angry with
circumstances, and daily and hourly he
urged Johnny to work quicker.

"What's the matter indeed!" Johnny
echoed, mimicking his furious gutturals,
and sawing, planing, and hammering, with
untiring energy, pointed out that he was
doing his best to give her more.

Finding the progress slow with only one
man at work, Cheon suggested the Maluka
might lend a hand in his spare time (station
books being considered recreation); and
when Dan came in with a mob of cattle
from the Reach country, he hinted that
cattle could wait, and that Dan could
employ his time better.
But Dan also was out of patience with
circumstances, and growled out that
"they'd waited quite long enough as it
was," for the work of the station was at a
deadlock for want of stores. They had
been sadly taxed by the needs of
travellers, and we were down to our last
half-bag of flour and sugar, and a
terrifyingly small quantity of tea; soap,
jams, fruits, kerosene, and all such had
long been things of the past. The only food
we had in quantities was meat, vegetables,
and milk. Where we would have been
without Cheon no one can tell.

To crown all, we had just heard that the
Dandy was delayed in a bog with a broken
shaft, but he eventually arrived in time to
save the situation, but not before we were
quite out of tea. He had little to complain of
in the way of welcome when his great
piled-up waggon lumbered into the
homestead avenue and drew up in front of
the store.

The horse teams were close behind, the
Dandy said, but Mac was "having a gay
time" in the sandy country, and sent in a
message to remind the missus that she was
still in the Land of Wait-awhile. The
reminder was quite unnecessary.

There was also a message from Mine Host.
"I'm sending a few cuttings for the missus,"
it read. Cuttings he called them, but the
back of the waggon looked like a
nurseryman's van; for all a-growing and
a-blowing and waiting to be planted out,
stood a row of flowering, well-grown
plants in tins: crimson hibiscus, creepers,
oleanders, and all sorts. A man is best
known by his actions, and Mine Host best
understood by his kindly thoughtfulness.
The store was soon full to overflowing, and
so was our one room, for everything
ordered for the house had arrived--rolls of
calico heavy and unbleached, mosquito
netting, blue matting for the floors,
washstand ware, cups and saucers, and
dozens of smaller necessities piled in
every corner of the room.

"There won't be many idle hands round
these parts for a while," a traveller said,
looking round the congested room, and he
was right, for having no sewing machine, a
gigantic hand-sewing contract was to be
faced. The ceilings of both rooms were to
be calico, and a dozen or so of seams were
to be oversewn for that, the strips of
matting were to be joined together and
bound into squares, and after that a
herculean task undertaken: the making of
a huge mosquito-netted dining-room,
large enough to enclose the table and
chairs, so as to ensure our meals in
comfort--for the flies, like the poor, were to
be with us always.

This net was to be nearly ten feet square
and twelve high, with a calico roof of its
own drawn taut to the ceiling of the room,
and walls of mosquito netting, weighted at
the foot with a deep fold of calico, and
falling from ceiling to floor, with a wide
double overlapping curtain for a doorway.
Imagine an immense four-poster bed-net,
ten by ten by twelve, swung taut within a
larger room, and a fair idea of the
dining-net will have been formed. A room
within a room, and within the inner room
we hoped to find a paradise at mealtime in
comparison to the purgatory of the last few

But the sewing did not end at that. The
lubras' methods of washing had proved
most disastrous to my meagre wardrobe;
and the resources of the homestead were
taxed to the utmost to provide sufficient
patching material to keep the missus even
decently clothed.

"Wait for the waggons," the Maluka sang
cheerily every time he found me hunting
in the store (unbleached calico or
mosquito netting being unsuitable for

Cheon openly disapproved of this state of
affairs, and was inclined to blame the
Maluka. A good husband usually provides
his wife with sufficient clothing, he
insinuated; but when he heard that further
supplies were on the bullock waggons, he
apologised, and as he waddled about kept
one ear cocked to catch the first sound of
the bullock bells. "Bullocky jump four
miles," he informed us; from which we
inferred that the sound of the bells would
travel four miles. Cheon's English
generally required paraphrasing.

Almost every day some fresh garment
collapsed, and I bitterly regretted my
recklessness in giving Jimmy's Nellie the
bath wrapper. Fortunately a holland dress
was behaving beautifully. "A staunch little
beast," the Maluka called it. That,
however, had to be washed, every
alternate day; and, fearing possible
contingencies, I was beginning a dress of
unbleached calico, when the Maluka, busy
among the stores, came on a roll of bright
pink galatea ordered for lubras' dresses,
and brought it to the house in triumph.

Harsh, crudely pink, galatea! Yet it was
received as joyfully as ever a woman
received a Paris gown; for although
necessity may be the mother of invention,
she more often brings thankful hearts into
this world.

A hank of coarse, bristling white braid was
also unearthed from among the stores, and
within three days the galatea had become
a sturdy white-braided blouse and skirt,
that promised to rival the "staunch little
beast" in staunch-heartedness.

By the time it was finished, Johnny and the
Dandy had all the flooring boards down in
the dining-room, and before the last nail
was in, Cheon and the Maluka had carried
in every available stick of furniture, and
spread it about the room to the greatest
possible advantage. The walls were still
unfinished, and doors and window frames
gaped; but what did that matter? The
missus had a dining-room, and as she
presided at her supper-table in vivid pink
and the pride of possession, Cheon looked
as though he would have liked to shake
hands with every one at once, but
particularly with Johnny.

"Looks A1," the Maluka said, alluding to
the stiff, aggressive frock, and took me
"bush" with him, wearing the blouse, and a
holland riding skirt that had also proved
itself a true, staunch friend.

Dan, the Quiet Stockman, and the Dandy,
had already gone "bush" in different
directions; for with the coming of the year's
stores, horse-breaking, house-building,
trunks and waggons had all stepped into
their proper places--a very secondary
one--and cattle had come to the front and
would stay there, as far as the men were
concerned until next Wet.

Cattle, and cattle only, would be the work
of the "Dry." Dan and the Quiet Stockman,
with a dozen or so of cattle "boys" to help
them, had the year's musterings and
brandings to get through; the Dandy
would be wherever he was most needed;
yard-building, yard-repairing, carting
stores or lending a hand with mustering
when necessity arose, while the Maluka
would be everywhere at once, in
organisation if not in body.

Where runs are huge, and fenceless, and
freely watered the year's mustering and
branding is no simple task Our cattle were
scattered through a couple of thousand
square miles of scrub and open timbered
country, and therefore each section of the
run had to be gone over again and again;
each mob, when mustered, travelled to the
nearest yard and branded.

Every available day of the Dry was needed
for the work; but there is one thing in the
Never-Never that refuses to take a
secondary--place the mailman; and at the
end of a week we all found, once again,
that we had business at the homestead; for
six weeks had slipped away since our last
mail-day, and the Fizzer was due once

The Fizzer was due at sundown, and for the
Fizzer to be due meant that the Fizzer
would arrive, and by six o'clock we had all
got cricks in our necks, with trying to go
about as usual, and yet keep an expectant
eye on the north track.

The Fizzer is unlike every type of man
excepting a bush mail-man. Hard, sinewy,
dauntless, and enduring, he travels day
after day and month after month,
practically alone--"on me Pat Malone," he
calls it--with or without a black boy,
according to circumstances, and five trips
out of his yearly eight throwing dice with
death along his dry stages, and yet at all
times as merry as a grig, and as chirrupy
as a young grasshopper.
With a light-hearted, "So long, chaps," he
sets out from the Katherine on his
thousand-mile ride, and with a cheery
"What ho, chaps! Here we are again!" rides
in again within five weeks with that journey
behind him.

A thousand miles on horseback, "on me
Pat Malone," into the Australian interior
and out again, travelling twice over three
long dry stages and several shorter ones,
and      keeping      strictly within    the
Government time-limit, would be a
life-experience to the men who set that
limit if it wasn't a death-experience. "Like
to see one of 'em doing it 'emselves," says
the Fizzer. Yet never a day late, and rarely
an hour, he does it eight times a year, with
a "So long, chaps," and a "Here we are

The Fizzer was due at sundown, and at
sundown a puff of dust rose on the track,
and as a cry of "Mail oh !" went up all
round the homestead, the Fizzer rode out
of the dust.

"Hullo! What ho! boys," he shouted in
welcome, and the next moment we were in
the midst of his clattering team of

For five minutes everything was in
confusion; horse bells and hobbles
jingling and clanging, harness rattling, as
horses shook themselves free, and
pack-bags, swags, and saddles came to
the ground with loud, creaking flops.
Every one was lending a hand, and the
Fizzer, moving in and out among the
horses, shouted a medley of news and
instructions and welcome.

"News? Stacks of it" he shouted. The Fizzer
always shouted. "The gay time we had at
the Katherine! Here, steady with that
pack-bag. It's breakables! How's the raisin
market? Eh, lads!" with many chuckles.
"Sore back here, fetch along the balsam.
What ho, Cheon!" as Cheon appeared and
greeted him as an old friend. "Heard you
were here. You're the boy for my money.
You BALLY ass! Keep 'em back from the
water there." This last was for the black
boy. It took discrimination to fit the Fizzer's
remarks on to the right person. Then, as a
pack-bag dropped at the Maluka's feet, he
added: "That's the station lot, boss. Full
bags, missus! Two on 'em. You'll be doing
the disappearing trick in half a mo'."

In "half a mo'" the seals were broken, and
the mail-matter shaken out on the ground.
A cascade of papers, magazines, and
books, with a fat, firm little packet of
letters among them: forty letters in
all--thirty of them falling to my lot--thirty
fat, bursting envelopes, and in another
"half mo'" we had all slipped away in
different     directions--each    with   our
precious       mail     matter--doing    the
"disappearing trick" even to the Fizzer's

The Fizzer smiled amiably after the
retreating figures, and then went to be
entertained by Cheon. He expected
nothing else. He provided feasts all along
his route, and was prepared to stand aside
while the bush-folk feasted. Perhaps in the
silence that fell over the bush homes, after
his mail-bags were opened, his own heart
slipped away to dear ones, who were
waiting somewhere for news of our Fizzer.

Eight mails ONLY in a year is not all
disadvantage. Townsfolk who have eight
hundred tiny doses of mail-matter doled
out to them, like men on sick diet can form
little idea of the pleasure of that feast of
"full bags and two on 'em," for like thirsty
camels we drank it all in--every drop of
it--in long, deep, satisfying draughts. It
may have been a disadvantage, perhaps,
to have been so thirsty; but then only the
thirsty soul knows the sweetness of slaking
that thirst.

After a full hour's silence the last written
sheet was laid down, and I found the
Maluka watching and smiling.

"Enjoyed your trip south, little 'un?" he
said, and I came back to the bush with a
start, to find the supper dead cold. But then
supper came every night and the Fizzer
once in forty-two.

At the first sound of voices, Cheon bustled
in. "New-fellow tea, I think," he said, and
bustled out again with the teapot (Cheon
had had many years' experience of bush
mail-days), and in a few minutes the
unpalatable supper was taken away, and
cold roast beef and tomatoes stood in its

After supper, as we went for our evening
stroll, we stayed for a little while where the
men were lounging, and after a general
interchange of news the Fizzer's turn came.

News! He had said he had stacks of it, and
he now bubbled over with it. The horse
teams were "just behind," and the Macs
almost at the front gate. The Sanguine
Scot? Of course he was all right: always
was, but reckoned bullock-punching
wasn't all it was cracked up to be; thought
his troubles were over when he got out of
the sandy country, but hadn't reckoned on
the black soil flats. "Wouldn't be surprised
if he took to punching something else
besides bullocks before he's through with
it," the Fizzer shouted, roaring with delight
at the recollection of the Sanguine Scot in a
tight place. On and on he went with his
news, and for two hours afterwards, as we
sat chewing the cud of our mail-matter, we
could hear him laughing and shouting and

At daybreak he was at it again, shouting
among his horses, as he culled his team of
"done-ups," and soon after breakfast was
at the head of the south track with all

"So long, chaps," he called. "See you again
half-past eleven four weeks"; and by
"half-past eleven four weeks" he would
have carried his precious freight of letters
to the yearning, waiting men and women
hidden away in the heart of Australia, and
be out again, laden with "inside" letters for
the outside world.

At all seasons of the year he calls the first
two hundred miles of his trip a "kid's
game." "Water somewhere nearly every
day, and a decent camp most nights." And
although he speaks of the next hundred
and fifty as being a "bit off during the Dry,"
he faces its seventy-five-mile dry stage,
sitting loosely in the saddle, with the same
cheery "So long, chaps."

Five miles to "get a pace up"--a drink, and
then that seventy-five miles of dry, with
any "temperature they can spare from
other parts," and not one drop of water in
all its length for the horses. Straight on top
of that, with the same horses and the same
temperature, a run of twenty miles, mails
dropped at Newcastle Waters, and another
run of fifty into Powell's Creek, dry or
otherwise according to circumstances.

"Takes a bit of fizzing to get into the Powell
before the fourth sundown," the Fizzer
says--for, forgetting that there can be no
change of horses, and leaving no time for a
"spell" after the "seventy-five-mile dry
"--the time limit for that one hundred and
fifty miles, in a country where four miles an
hour is good travelling on good roads has
been fixed at three and a half days. "Four,
they call it," says the Fizzer, "forgetting I
can't leave the water till midday. Takes a
bit of fizzing all right"; and yet at Powell's
Creek no one has yet discovered whether
the Fizzer comes at sundown, or the sun
goes down when the Fizzer comes.

"A bit off," he calls that stage, with a
school-boy shrug of his shoulders; but at
Renner's Springs, twenty miles farther on,
the shoulders set square, and the man
comes to the surface. The dice-throwing
begins there, and the stakes are high--a
man's life against a man's judgment.

Some people speak of the Fizzer's luck,
and say he'll pull through, if any one can. It
is luck, perhaps--but not in the sense they
mean--to have the keen judgment to know
to an ounce what a horse has left in him,
judgment to know when to stop and when
to go on--for that is left to the Fizzer's
discretion; and with that judgment the
dauntless courage to go on with, and win
through, every task attempted.

The Fizzer changes horses at Renner's
Springs for the "Downs' trip"; and as his
keen eyes run over the mob, his voice raps
out their verdict like an auctioneer's
hammer. "He's fit. So is he. Cut that one
out. That colt's A1. The chestnut's done. So
is the brown. I'll risk that mare. That
black's too fat." No hesitation: horse after
horse rejected or approved, until the team
is complete; and then driving them before
him he faces the Open Downs--the Open
Downs, where the last mail-man perished;
and only the men who know the Downs in
the Dry know what he faces.

For five trips out of the eight, one hundred
and thirty miles of sun-baked, crab-holed,
practically trackless plains, no sign of
human habitation anywhere, cracks that
would swallow a man--"hardly enough
wood to boil a quart pot," the Fizzer says,
and a sun-temperature hovering about 160
degrees (there is no shade-temperature on
the     Downs);      shadeless,     trackless,
sun-baked, crab-holed plains, and the
Fizzer's team a moving speck in the centre
of an immensity that, never diminishing
and never changing, moves onward with
the team; an immensity of quivering heat
and glare, with that one tiny living speck in
its centre, and in all that hundred and
thirty miles one drink for the horses at the
end of the first eighty. That is the Open

"Fizz!" shouts the Fizzer. "That's where the
real fizzing gets done, and nobody that
hasn't tried it knows what it's like."

He travels its first twenty miles late in the
afternoon, then, unpacking his team, "lets
'em go for a roll and a pick, while he boils
a quart pot" (the Fizzer carries a canteen
for himself); "spells" a bare two hours,
packs up again and travels all night,
keeping to the vague track with a
bushman's instinct, "doing" another twenty
miles before daylight; unpacks for another
spell, pities the poor brutes "nosing round
too parched to feed," may "doze a bit with
one ear cocked," and then packing up
again, "punches 'em along all day," with or
without a spell. Time is precious now.
There is a limit to the number of hours a
horse can go without water, and the thirst
of the team fixes the time limit on the
Downs. "Punches 'em along all day, and
into water close up sundown," at the
deserted Eva Downs station.

"Give 'em a drink at the well there," the
Fizzer says as unconcernedly as though he
turned on a tap. But the well is old and out
of repair, ninety feet deep, with a rickety
old wooden windlass; fencing wire for a
rope; a bucket that the Fizzer has "seen fit
to plug with rag on account of it leaking a
bit," and a trough, stuffed with mud at one
end by the resourceful Fizzer. Truly the
Government is careful for the safety of its
servants. Added to all this, there are eight
or ten horses so eager for a drink that the
poor brutes have to be tied up, and
watered one at a time; and so parched with
thirst that it takes three hours' drawing
before they are satisfied--three hours'
steady drawing, on top of twenty-three
hours out of twenty-seven spent in the
saddle, and half that time "punching"
jaded beasts along; and yet they speak of
the "Fizzer's luck."

"Real fine old water too," the Fizzer shouts
in delight, as he tells his tale. "Kept in the
cellar for our special use. Don't indulge in
it much myself. Might spoil my palate for
newer stuff, so I carry enough for the
whole trip from Renner's."

If the Downs have left deep lines on the
Fizzer's face, they have left none in his
heart. Yet at that well the dice-throwing
goes on just the same.

Maybe the Fizzer feels "a bit knocked out
with the sun," and the water for his
perishing horses ninety feet below the
surface; or "things go wrong" with the old
windlass, and everything depends on the
Fizzer's ingenuity. The odds are very
uneven when this happens--a man's
ingenuity against a man's life, and death
playing with loaded dice. And every letter
the Fizzer carries past that well costs the
public just twopence.

A drink at the well, an all-night's spell,
another drink, and then away at midday, to
face the tightest pinch of all--the pinch
where death won with the other mail-man.
Fifty miles of rough, hard, blistering,
scorching "going," with worn and jaded

The old programme all over again. Twenty
miles more, another spell for the horses
(the Fizzer never seems to need a spell for
himself), and then the last lap of thirty, the
run into Anthony's Lagoon, "punching the
poor beggars along somehow." "Keep 'em
going all night," the Fizzer says; "and if you
should happen to be at Anthony's on the
day I'm due there you can set your watch
for eleven in the morning when you see
me coming along." I have heard
somewhere of the Pride of Harness.

Sixteen days is the time-limit for those
five-hundred miles, and yet the Fizzer is
expected because the Fizzer is due; and to
a man who loves his harness no praise
could be sweeter than that. Perhaps one of
the brightest thoughts for the Fizzer as he
"punches" along those desolate Downs is
the knowledge that a little before eleven
o'clock in the morning Anthony's will come
out, and, standing with shaded eyes, will
look through the quivering heat, away into
the Downs for that tiny moving speck.
When the Fizzer is late there, death will
have won at the dice-throwing.

I suppose he got a salary. No one ever
troubled to ask. He was expected, and he
came, and in our selfishness we did not
concern ourselves beyond that.

It is men like the Fizzer who, "keeping the
roads open," lay the foundation-stones of
great cities; and yet when cities creep into
the Never-Never along the Fizzer's mail
route, in all probability they will be called
after Members of Parliament and the Prime
Ministers of that day, grandsons, perhaps,
of the men who forgot to keep the old well
in repair, while our Fizzer and the
mail-man who perished will be forgotten;
for townsfolk are apt to forget the
beginnings of things.

Three days' spell at Anthony's, to wait for
the Queensland mail-man from the
"other-side" (another Fizzer no doubt, for
the bush mail-service soon culls out the
unfitted), an exchange of mail-bags, and
then the Downs must be faced again with
the same team of horses. Even the Fizzer
owns that "tackling the Downs for the
return trip's a bit sickening; haven't had
time to forget what it feels like, you know,"
he explains.

Inside to Anthony's, three days' spell, over
the Downs again, stopping for another
drink at that well, along the stage "that's a
bit off," and back to the "kid's game,"
dropping mail-bags in twos and threes as
he goes in, and collecting others as he
comes out, to say nothing of the weary
packing and unpacking of his team. That is
what the Fizzer had to do by half-past
eleven four weeks.
"And will go hopelessly on the spree at the
end of the trip," say uncharitable folk; but
they do not know our Fizzer. "Once upon a
time I was a bad little boy," our Fizzer says
now, "but since I learnt sense a billy of
tea's good enough for me."

And our Fizzer is not the only man
out-bush who has "learnt sense." Man after
man I have met who found tea "good
enough," and many more who "know how
to behave themselves." Sadly enough,
there are others in plenty who find their
temptations      too       strong      for
them--temptations that the world hardly
guesses at.

But I love the bush-folk for the good that is
in them, hidden, so often, carefully away
deep down in their brave, strong
hearts--hearts and men that ring true,
whether they have "learnt sense," or
"know how to behave," or are only of the
others. But every man's life runs parallel
with other lives, and while the Fizzer was
"punching along" his dry stages events
were moving rapidly with us; while
perhaps, aways in the hearts of towns, men
and women were "winning through the dry
stages"     of     their   lives     there.

Soon after the Fizzer left us the
horse-teams came in, and went on,
top-heavy with stores for "inside"; but the
"Macs" were now thinking of the dry
stages ahead, and were travelling at the
exasperating rate of about four miles a
day, as they "nursed the bullocks" through
the good grass country.

Dan had lost interest in waggons, and was
anxious to get among the cattle again; but
with the trunks so near, the house growing
rapidly, the days of sewing waiting, I
refused     point-blank    to  leave   the
homestead just then.

Dan tried to taunt me into action, and
reviewed the "kennel" with critical eyes.
"Never saw a dog makin', its own chain
before," he said to the Maluka as I sat
among billows of calico and mosquito
netting. But the homemaking instinct is
strong in a woman, and the musterers went
out west without the missus. The Dandy
being back at the Bitter Springs
superintending the carting of new posts for
the stockyard there, the missus was left in
the care of Johnny and Cheon.

"Now we shan't be long," said Johnny, and
Cheon, believing him, expressed great
admiration for Johnny, and superintended
the scrubbing of the walls, while I sat and
sewed, yard after yard of oversewing, as
never woman sewed before.

The walls were erected on what is known
as the drop-slab-panel system--upright
panels formed of three-foot slabs cut from
the outside slice of tree trunks, and
dropped horizontally, one above the other,
between       grooved    posts--a    simple
arrangement, quickly run up and artistic in
appearance--outside, a horizontally fluted
surface, formed by the natural curves of
the timber, and inside, flat, smooth walls.
As in every third panel there was a door or
a window, and as the horizontal slabs
stopped within two feet of the ceiling, the
building was exceedingly airy, and open
on all sides.

Cheon, convinced that the system was all
Johnny's was delighted with his ingenuity.
But as he insisted on the walls being
scrubbed as soon as they were up, and
before the doors and windows were in,
Johnny had one or two good duckings, and
narrowly escaped many more; for lubras'
methods of scrubbing are as full of
surprises as all their methods.

First soap is rubbed on the dry boards,
then vigorously scrubbed into a lather with
wet brushes, and after that the lather is
sluiced off with artificial waterspouts
whizzed up the walls from full buckets. It
was while the sluicing was in progress that
Johnny had to be careful; for many buckets
missed their mark, and the waterspouts
shot out through the doorways and window

Wearing a mackintosh, I did what I could
to prevent surprises, but without much
success. Johnny fortunately took it all as a
matter of course. "It's all in the good
cause," he chuckled, shaking himself like a
water-spaniel after a particularly bad
misadventure;       and    described     the
"performance" with great zest to the
Maluka when he returned. The sight of the
clean walls filled the Maluka also with zeal
for the cause, and in the week that
followed walls sprouted with corner
shelves and brackets-- three wooden
kerosene cases became a handy series of
pigeonholes for magazines and papers.
One panel in the diningroom was
completely filled with bookshelves, one
above the other for our coming books.
Great sheets of bark, stripped by the
blacks from the Ti Tree forest, were
packed a foot deep above the rafters to
break the heat reflected from the iron roof,
while beneath it the calico ceiling was
tacked up. And all the time Johnny
hammered and whistled and planed,
finishing the bathroom and "getting on"
with the office.

The Quiet Stockman coming in, was
pressed into the service, and grew quite
enthusiastic, suggesting substitutes for
necessities, until I suggested cutting off the
tail of every horse on the run, to get
enough horsehair for a mattress.
"Believe the boss'ud do it himself if she
asked him," he said in the Quarters; and in
his consternation suggested bangtailing
the cattle during the musters.

"Just the thing," Dan decided; and we soon
saw, with his assistance, a vision of our
future mattress walkin' about the run on the
ends of cows' tails.

"Looks like it's going to be a dead-heat,"
Johnny said, still hammering, when the
Dandy brought in word that the Macs were
within twelve miles of the homestead. And
when I announced next day that the
dining-net was finished and ready for
hanging,     he    also   became    wildly

"Told you from the beginning we shouldn't
be long," he said, flourishing a hammer
and brimming over with suggestions for
the hanging of the net. "Rope'll never hold
it," he declared; "fencing wire's the thing,"
so fencing wire was used, and after a hard
morning's work pulling and straining the
wire and securing it to uprights, the net
was in its place, the calico roof smooth and
flat against the ceiling, and its curtains
hanging to the floor, with strong, straight
saplings run through the folded hem to
weigh it down. Cheon was brimming over
with admiration for it

"My word, boss! Missus plenty savey," he
said. (Cheon invariably discussed the
missus in her presence.) "Chinaman
woman no more savey likee that," and
bustling away, dinner was soon served
inside the net.

Myriads of flies, balked in their desire,
settled down on the outside, and while we
enjoyed our dinner in peace and comfort,
Cheon hovered about, like a huge bloated
buzz fly himself, chuckling around the
outside among the swarms of balked flies,
or coming inside to see if "any fly sit down

"My word, boss! Hear him sing-out
sing-out. Missus plenty savey," he
reiterated, and then calling a Chinese
friend from the kitchen, stood over him,
until he also declared that "missus BLENTY
savey," with good emphasis on the

The net was up by midday, and at ten
o'clock at night the slow, dull clang of a
bullock-bell crept out of the forest. Cheon
was the first to hear it. "Bullocky come on,"
he called, waddling to the house and
waking us from our first sleep; and as the
deep-throated bell boomed out again the
Maluka said drowsily: "The homestead's
only won by a head. Mac's at the

At "fowl-sing-out" we were up, and found
Bertie's Nellie behind the black boys'
humpy shyly peeping round a corner.
With childlike impetuosity she had
scampered along the four miles from the
Warlochs, only to be overcome with
unaccountable shyness.

"Allo, missus!" was all she could find to
say, and the remainder of the interview
she filled in with wriggling and giggles.

Immediately after breakfast Mac splashed
through the creek at a hand-gallop and,
dashing up to the house, flung himself from
his   horse,    the   same      impetuous,
warmhearted "Brither Scot."
"Patience rewarded at last," he called in
welcome; and when invited to "come ben
the hoose to the diningroom," was, as
usual, full of congratulations. "My! We are
some!" he said, examining every detail.
But as he also said that "the Dandy could
get the trunks right off if we liked to send
him across with the dray," we naturally
"liked," and Johnny and the Dandy
harnessing up, went with him, and before
long the verandah and rooms were piled
with trunks.

Fortunately Dan was "bush" again among
the cattle, or his heart would have broken
at this new array of links for the chain.

Once the trunks were all in, Mac, the
Dandy, and Johnny retired to the Quarters
after a few more congratulations, Johnny
continuing his flourishes all the way
across. Cheon however, with his charming
disregard for conventionality being
interested, settled himself on one of the
trunks to watch the opening up of the

To have ordered him away would have
clouded his beaming happiness; so he
remained, and told us exactly what he
thought of our possessions, adding much
to the pleasure of the opening of the
trunks. If any woman would experience
real pleasure, let her pack all her
belongings into trunks--all but a couple of
changes of everything--and go away
out-bush, leaving them to follow "after the
Wet" per bullock waggon, and when the
reunion takes place the pleasure will be
forthcoming. If she can find a Cheon to be
present at the reunion, so much the better.

Some of our belongings Cheon thoroughly
approved of; others were passed over as
unworthy of notice; and others were held
up to chuckling ridicule. A silver teapot
was pounced upon with a cry of delight
(tinware being considered far beneath the
dignity of a missus, and seeing Sam had
broken the china pot soon after its arrival,
tinware had graced our board for some
time), pictures were looked at askance,
particularly an engraving of Psyche at the
Pool; while the case for a set of carvers
received boundless admiration, although
the carvers in no way interested him.

The photographs of friends and relatives
were looked carefully over, the womenfolk
being judged by what they might bring in
a Chinese matrimonial market.

"My word! That one good-looking. Him
close up sixty pound longa China," was
rather disconcerting praise of a very
particular lady friend.
A brass lamp was looked upon as a
monument of solid wealth, "Him gold," he
decided, insisting it was in the face of all
denials. "Him gold. Me savey gold all
right. Me live longa California long time,"
he said, bringing forward a most
convincing argument; and, dismissing the
subject with one of his Podsnapian waves,
he decided that a silver-coloured
composition flower-bowl in the form of a
swan was solid silver; "Him sing out all a
same silver," he said, making it ring with a
flick of his finger and thumb, when I
differed from him, and knowing Cheon by
now, we left it at that for the time being.

After wandering through several trunks
and gloating over blouses, and skirts, and
house-linen, and old friends the books
were opened up, and before the Maluka
became lost to the world Cheon favoured
them with a passing glance. "Big mob
book," he said indifferently, and turned his
attention to the last trunk of all.

Near the top was a silver filigree
candlestick moulded into the form of a
Convolvulus flower and leaf--a dainty little
thing, but it appeared ridiculous to
Cheon's commonsense mind.

"Him silly fellow," he scoffed, and
appealed to the Maluka for his opinion:
"him silly fellow? Eh boss?" he asked.

The Maluka was half-buried in books.
"Um," he murmured absently, and that
clinched the matter for all time. "Boss bin
talk silly fellow" Cheon said, with an
approving nod toward the Maluka, and
advised packing the candlestick away
again. "Plenty room sit down longa box,"
he said, truthfully enough, putting it into an
enormous empty trunk and closing the lid,
leaving the candlestick a piece of lonely
splendour hidden under a bushel.

But the full glory of our possessions was
now to burst upon Cheon. The trunk we
were at was half filled with all sorts of
cunning devices for kitchen use, intended
for the mistress's pantry of that
commodious station home of past ignorant
imagination. A mistress's pantry forsooth,
in a land where houses are superfluous
and luxuries barred, and at a homestead
where the mistress had long ceased to be
anything but the little missus--something to
rule or educate or take care of, according
to the nature of her subordinates.

In a flash I knew all I had once been, and
quailing before the awful proof before me,
presented Cheon with the whole collection
of tin and enamel ware, and packed him off
to the kitchen before the Maluka had time
to lose interest in the books.

Everything was exactly what Cheon most
needed, and he accepted everything with
gleeful chuckles--everything excepting a
kerosene Primus burner for boiling a
kettle. That he refused to touch. "Him go
bang," he explained, as usual explicit and
picturesque in his English.

After gathering his treasure together he
waddled away to the kitchen, and at
afternoon tea we had sponge cakes, light
and airy beyond all dreams of airy
lightness, no one having yet combined the
efforts of Cheon, a flour dredge, and an
egg-beater, in his dreams. And Cheon's
heart being as light as his cookery, in his
glee he made a little joke at the expense of
the Quarters, summoning all there to
afternoon tea with a chuckling call of
"Cognac!" chuckles that increased tenfold
at the mock haste of the Quarters. A little
joke, by the way, that never lost in
freshness as the months went by.

At intervals during the days that followed
Cheon surveyed his treasures, and during
these intervals the whirr of the flour
dredge or egg-beater was heard from the
kitchens, and invariably the whirr was
followed by a low, distinct chuckle of

All afternoon we worked, and by the
evening the dining-room was transformed:
blue cloths and lace runners on the deal
side-table and improvised pigeon-holes;
nicknacks here and there on tables and
shelves and brackets; pictures on the
walls; "kent" faces in photograph frames
among     the    nicknacks;   a   folding
carpet-seated armchair in a position of
honour; cretonne curtains in the doorway
between the rooms, and inside the
shimmering white net a study in colour
effect--blue and white matting on the floor,
a crimson cloth on the table, and on the
cloth Cheon's "silver" swan sailing in a sea
of    purple,     blue,    and    heliotrope
water-lilies. But best of all were the books
row upon row of old familiar friends;
nearly two hundred of them filling the
shelved panel as they looked down upon

Mac was dazzled with the books. "Hadn't
seen so many together since he was a
nipper"; and after we had introduced him
to our favourites, we played with our new
toys like a parcel of children, until supper

When supper was over we lit the lamp,
and shutting doors and windows, shut the
Sanguine Scot in with us, and made
believe we were living once more within
sound of the rumble of a great city.
Childish behaviour, no doubt, but to be
expected from folk who can find
entertainment in the going to bed of fowls;
but when the heart is happy it forgets to
grow old.

"A lighted lamp and closed doors, and the
outside world is what you will it to be," the
Maluka theorised, and to disprove it Mac
drew attention to the distant booming of
the bells that swung from the neck of his
grazing bullocks.

"The city clocks," we said. "We hear them
distinctly at night."

But the night was full of sounds all around
the homestead, and Mac, determined to
mock, joined in with the "Song of the

"Quart pot! Qua-rt-pot!" he croaked, as
they sang outside in rumbling monotone.

"The roll of the tramcars," the Maluka
interpreted gravely, as the long flowing
gutturals blended into each other; and
Mac's mood suddenly changing he entered
into our sport, and soon put us to shame in
make-believing; spoke of "pining for a
breath of fresh air"; "hoped" to get away
from the grime and dust of the city as soon
as the session was over; wondered how he
would shape "at camping out," with an
irrepressible chuckle. "Often thought I'd
like to try it," he said, and invited us to
help him make up a camping party. "Be a
change for us city chaps," he suggested;
and then exploding at what he called his
"tomfoolery," set the dining-net all
a-quivering and shaking.
"Gone clean dilly, I believe," he declared,
after thinking that he had "better be
making a move for the last train."

Then, mounting his waiting horse, he
splashed through the creek again, and
disappeared into the moonlit grove of
pandanus palms beyond it.

The waggons spelled for two days at the
Warlochs, and we saw much of the "Macs."
Then they decided to "push on"; for not
only were others farther "in" waiting for
the waggons, but daily the dry stages were
getting longer and drier; and the shorter
his dry stages are, the better a
bullock-puncher likes them.

With well-nursed bullocks, and a full
complement of them--the "Macs" had
twenty-two per waggon for their dry
stages--a "thirty-five-mile dry" can be
"rushed," the waggoners getting under
way by three o'clock one afternoon,
travelling all night with a spell or two for
the bullocks by the way, and "punching"
them into water within twenty-four hours.

"Getting over a fifty-mile dry" is, however,
a more complicated business, and
suggests a treadmill. The waggons are
"pulled out" ten miles in the late afternoon,
the bullocks unyoked and brought back to
the water, spelled most of the next day,
given a last drink and travelled back to the
waiting waggons by sundown; yoked up
and travelled on all that night and part of
the next day; once more unyoked at the
end of the forty miles of the stage; taken
forward to the next water, and spelled and
nursed up again at this water for a day or
two; travelled back again to the waggons,
and again yoked up, and finally brought
forward in the night with the loads to the

Fifty miles dry with loaded waggons being
the limit for mortal bullocks, the
Government breaks the "seventy-five"
with a "drink" sent out in tanks on one of
the telegraph station waggons. The stage
thus broken into "a thirty-five-mile dry,"
with another of forty on top of that,
becomes complicated to giddiness in its
backings, and fillings, and goings, and
comings, and returnings.

As each waggon carries only five tons, all
things considered, from thirty to forty
pounds a ton is not a high price to pay for
the cartage of stores to "inside."

But although the "getting in", with the
stores means much to the "bush-folk,"
getting out again is the ultimate goal of the

There is time enough for the trip, but only
good time, before the roads will be closed
by the dry stages growing to impossible
lengths for the bullocks to recross; and if
the waggoners lose sight of their goal, and
loiter by the way, they will find themselves
"shut in" inside, with no prospect of getting
out until the next Wet opens the road for

The Irish Mac held records for getting over
stages; but even he had been "shut in"
once, and had sat kicking his heels all
through a long Dry, wondering if the
showers would come in time to let him out
for the next year's loading, or if the Wet
would break suddenly, and further shut
him in with floods and bogs. The horse
teams had been "shut in" the same year,
but as the Macs explained, the teamsters
had broached their cargo that year, and
had a "glorious spree" with the cases of
grog--a "glorious spree" that detained
them so long on the road that by the time
they were in there was no chance of
getting out, and they had more than
enough time to brace themselves for the
interview that eventually came with their

"Might a bullock-puncher have the
privilege of shaking hands with a lady?"
the Irish Mac asked, extending an honest,
horny hand; and the privilege, if it were
one, was granted. Finally all was ready,
and the waggons, one behind the other,
each with its long swaying line of bullocks
before it, slid away from the Warloch
Ponds and crept into the forest, looking
like three huge snails with shells on their
backs, Bertie's Nellie watching, wreathed
in smiles.
Nellie had brought to the homestead her
bosom friend and crony, Biddy, and the
staff had increased to five. It would have
numbered six, only Maudie, discovering
that the house was infested with
debbil-debbils, had resigned and "gone
bush." The debbil-debbils were supposed
to haunt the Maluka's telescope, for
Maudie, on putting her eye to the sight
opening, to find out what interested the
Maluka so often, had found the trees on the
distant plain leaping towards her.

"Debbil-debbil, sit down," she screamed,
as, flinging the telescope from her in a
frenzy of fear, she found the distance still
and composed,

"No more touch him, missus!" she
shrieked, as I stooped to pick up the
telescope. "'Spose you touch him, all about
there come on quick fellow. Me bin see
him! My word him race!"

After many assurances, I was allowed to
pick it up, Maudie crouching in a
shuddering heap the while behind the
office, to guard against surprises. Next
morning she applied for leave of absence
and "went bush." Jimmy's Nellie, however,
was not so easily scared, and after careful
investigation treated herself to a pleasant
half hour with the telescope.

"Tree all day walk about," she said,
explaining the mystery to the staff; and the
looking-glass speedily lost in favour. The
telescope proved full of delights. But
although it was a great sight to see a
piccaninny "come on big-fellow," nothing
could compare with the joy of looking
through the reversed end of the glass, into
a world where great men became "little
fellow," unless it were the marvel of
watching dim, distant specks as they took
on the forms of birds, beasts, or men.

The waggons gone, and with them Nellie's
shyness, she quietly ousted Rosy from her
position at the head of the staff. "Me sit
down first time," she said; and happy,
smiling Rosy, retiring, obeyed orders as
willingly as she had given them. With
Nellie and Rosy at the head of affairs,
house-cleaning passed unnoticed, and
although, after the arrival of unlimited
changes of everything, washing-day
threatened to become a serious business,
they coped with that difficulty by
continuing to live in a cycle of washing
days--every alternate day only, though, so
as to leave time for gardening.

The gardening staff, which consisted of a
king, an heir-apparent, and a royal
councillor, had been engaged to wheel
barrow-loads of rich loamy soil from the
billabong to the garden beds; but as its
members preferred gossiping in the shade
to work of any kind, the gardening took
time and supervision.

"That'll do, Gadgerrie?" was the invariable
question after each load, as the staff
prepared to sit down for a gossip; and
"Gadgerrie" had to start every one afresh,
after deciding whose turn it was to ride
back to the billabong in the barrow.

Six loads in a morning was a fair record,
for "Gadgerrie" was not often disinclined
for a gossip on court matters, but although
nothing was done while we were out-bush,
the garden was gradually growing.

Two of the beds against the verandah were
gaily flourishing, others "coming on," and
outside the broad pathway a narrow bed
had been made all round the garden for an
hibiscus hedge; while outside this bed
again, one at each corner of the garden,
stood four posts--the Maluka's promise of a
dog-proof, goat-proof, fowl-proof fence. So
far Tiddle'ums had acted as fence, when
we were in, at the homestead, scattering
fowls, goats, and dairy cows in all
directions if they dared come over a line
she had drawn in her mind's eye. When
Tiddle'ums was out-bush with us, Bett-Bett
acted as fence.

Johnny, generally repairing the homestead
now, admired the garden and declared
everything would be "A1 in no time."

"Wouldn't know the old place," he said, a
day or two later, surveying his own work
with pride. Then he left us, and for the first
time I was sorry the house was finished.
Johnny was one of the men who had not
"learnt sense" but the world would be a
better place if there were more Johnnies in

Just as we were preparing to go out-bush
for reports, Dan came in with a mob of
cattle for branding and the news that a
yard on the northern boundary was gone
from the face of the earth.

"Clean gone since last Dry," he reported;
"burnt or washed away, or both."

Rather than let his cattle go, he had
travelled in nearly thirty miles with the
mob in hand, but "reckoned" it wasn't
"good enough." "The time I've had with
them staggering bobs," he said, when we
pitied the poor, weary, footsore little
calves: "could 'av brought in a mob of
snails quicker. 'Tisn't good enough."
The Maluka also considered it not "good
enough," and decided to run up a rough
branding wing at once on to the holding
yard at the Springs; and while Dan saw to
the branding of the mob the Maluka
looked out his plans.

"Did you get much hair for the mattress?" I
asked, all in good faith, when Dan came
down from the yards to the house to
discuss the plans, and Dan stood still,
honestly vexed with himself.

"Well, I'm blest!" he said, "if I didn't forget
all about it," and then tried to console me
by saying I wouldn't need a mattress till
the mustering was over. "Can't carry it
round with you, you know," he said, "and it
won't be needed anywhere else." Then he
surveyed the house with his philosophical
"Wouldn't know the old place," Johnny had
said, and Dan "reckoned" it was "all right
as houses go." Adding with a chuckle,
"Well, she's wrestled with luck for more'n
four months to get it, but the question is,
what's she going to use it for now she's got

For over four months we had wrestled with
luck for a house, only to find we had very
little use for it for the time being, that is,
until next Wet. It couldn't be carried
out-bush from camp to camp, and finding
us at a loss for an answer, Dan suggested
one himself.

"Of course!" he said, as he eyed the
furnishings with interest, "it 'ud come in
handy to pack the chain away in while the
dog was out enjoying itself "; and we left it
at that. It came in handy to pack the chain
away in while the dog was enjoying itself,
for within twenty-four hours we were
camped at the Bitter Springs, and two
weeks passed before the homestead saw
us again.
After our experience of "getting hold of
Johnny," Dan called it foolishness to wait
for an expert, and the Dandy being away
for the remainder of the stores, and the
Quiet Stockman having his hands full to
overflowing, the Maluka and Dan with that
adaptability peculiar to bushmen, set to
work themselves at the yard, with fifteen
or twenty boys as apprentices.

As most of the boys had their lubras with
them, it was an immense camp, but
exceedingly pretty. One small tent "fly" for
a dressing-room for the missus, and the
remainder                of              the
accommodation--open-air         and   shady
bough gundies; tiny, fresh, cool, green
shade-houses here, there, and everywhere
for the blacks; one set apart from the camp
for a larder, and an immense one--all
green waving boughs--for the missus to
rest in during the heat of the day. "The
Cottage," Dan called it.

Of course, Sool'em and Brown were with
us, Little Tiddle'ums being in at the
homestead on the sick list with a broken
leg; and in addition to Sool'em and Brown
an innumerable band of nigger dogs, Billy
Muck being the adoring possessor of
fourteen, including pups, which fanned out
behind him as he moved hither and thither
like the tail of a comet.

Our camp being a stationary one, was, by
comparison with our ordinary camps, a
campe-de-luxe; for, apart from the tent-fly,
in it were books, pillows, and a canvas
lounge, as well as some of the flesh-pots of
Egypt, in the shape of eggs, cakes, and
vegetables sent out every few days by
Cheon, to say nothing of scrub turkeys,
fish, and such things.
Dan had no objection to the eggs, cakes,
or vegetables, but the pillows and canvas
lounge tried him sorely. "Thought the
chain was to be left behind in the kennel,"
he said, and decided that the "next worst
thing to being chained up was" for a dog to
have to drag a chain round when it was out
for a run. "Look at me!" he said, "never
been chained up all me life, just because I
never had enough permanent property to
make a chain--never more than I could
carry in one hand: a bluey, a change of
duds, a mosquito net, and a box of
Cockle's pills."

We suggested that Cockle's pills were
hardly permanent property, but Dan
showed that they were, with him.

"More permanent than you'd think," he
said. "When I've got 'em in me swag, I
never need 'em, and when I've left 'em
somewhere else I can't get 'em: so you see
the same box does for always."

Yard-building lacking in interest, lubras
and piccaninnies provided entertainment,
until Dan failing to see that "niggers could
teach her anything," decided on a course
of camp cookery.

Roast scrub turkey was the first lesson
cooked in the most correct style: a forked
stick, with the fork uppermost, was driven
into the ground near the glowing heap of
wood ashes; then a long sapling was leant
through the fork, with one end well over
the coals; a doubled string, with the turkey
hanging from it, looped over this end; the
turkey turned round and round until the
string was twisted to its utmost, and finally
string and turkey were left to themselves,
to wind and unwind slowly, an occasional
winding-up being all that was necessary.
The turkey was served at supper, and with
it an enormous boiled cabbage--one of
Cheon's successes. Dan was in clover,
boiled cabbage being considered nectar
fit for the gods, and after supper he put the
remnants of the feast away for his
breakfast. "Cold cabbage goes all right,"
he said, as he stowed it carefully
away--"particularly for breakfast."

Then the daily damper was to be made,
and I took the dish without a misgiving. I
felt at home there, for bushmen have long
since discarded the old-fashioned damper,
and use soda and cream-of-tartar in the
mixture. But ours was an immense camp,
and I had reckoned without any thought.
An immense camp requires an immense
damper; and, the dish containing pounds
and pounds of flour, when the mixture was
ready for kneading the kneading was
beyond a woman's hands--a fact that
provided much amusement to the

"Hit him again, little 'un," the Maluka cried
encouragingly, as I punched and
pummelled at the unwieldy mass.

"Give it to him, missus," Dan chuckled.
"That's the style! Now you've got him

Kneeling in front of the dish, I pounded
obediently at the mixture; and as they
alternately cheered and advised and I
wrestled with circumstances, digging my
fists vigorously into the spongy, doughy
depths of the damper, a traveller rode
right into the camp.

"Good    evening,   mates,"    he    said,
dismounting. "Saw your fires, and thought
I'd camp near for company." Then
discovering that one of the "mates" was a
woman, backed a few steps, dazed and
open-mouthed--a woman, dough to the
elbows, pounding blithely at a huge
damper, being an unusual sight in a night
camp in the heart of one of the cattle runs
in the Never-Never.

"We're conducting a cooking class," the
Maluka explained, amused at the man's

The traveller grinned a sickly grin, and
"begging pardon, ma'am, for intruding,"
said something about seeing to his camp,
and backed to a more comfortable
distance;   and    the   damper-making

"There's a billy just thinking of boiling
here you can have, mate, seeing it's late,"
Dan called, when he heard the man rattling
tinware, as he prepared to go for water;
and once more "begging pardon, ma'am,
for intruding," the traveller came into our
camp circle, and busied himself with the
making of tea.

The tea made to his satisfaction, he asked
diffidently if there was a "bit of meat to
spare," as his was a "bit off"; and Dan went
to the larder with a hospitable "stacks!"

"How would boiled cabbage and roast
turkey go?" Dan called, finding himself
confronted with the great slabs of
cabbage; and the traveller, thinking it was
supposed to be a joke, favoured us with
another nervous grin and a terse "Thanks!"
Then Dan reappeared, laden, and the
man's eyes glistened as he forgot his first
surprise in his second. "Real cabbage!" he
cried. "Gosh! ain't tasted cabbage for five
years"; and the Maluka telling him to "sit
right down then and begin, just where you
are"--beside our camp fire--with a less
nervous "begging your pardon, ma'am,"
he dropped down on one knee, and

"Don't be shy of the turkey," the Maluka
said presently, noticing that he had only
taken a tiny piece, and the man looked
sheepishly up. "'Tain't exactly that I'm shy
of it," he said, "but I'm scared to fill up any
space that might hold cabbage. That is,"
he added, again apologetic, "if it's not
wanted, ma'am."

It wasn't wanted; and as the man found
room for it, the Maluka and Dan offered
further suggestions for the construction of
the damper and its conveyance to the fire.

The conveyance required judgment and
watchful diplomacy, as the damper
preferred to dip in a rolling valley
between my extended arms, or hang over
them like a tablecloth, rather than keep its
desired form. But with patience, and the
loan of one of Dan's huge palms, it finally
fell with an unctuous, dusty "whouf" into
the opened-out bed of ashes.

By the time it was hidden away, buried in
the heart of the fire, a woman's presence in
a camp had proved less disturbing than
might be imagined, and we learned that
our traveller had "come from Beyanst,"
with a backward nod towards the
Queensland border, and was going west;
and by the time the cabbage and tea were
finished he had become quite talkative.

"Ain't seen cabbage, ma'am, for more'n
five years," he said, leaning back on to a
fallen tree trunk, with a satisfied sigh
(cabbage and tea being inflating), adding
when I sympathised, "nor a woman
neither, for that matter."

Neither a cabbage nor a woman for five
years! Think of it, townsfolk! Neither a
cabbage nor a woman--with the cabbage
placed first. I wonder which will be longest

"Came on this, though, in me last camp,
east there," he went on, producing a
hairpin, with another nod eastwards.
"Wondered how it got there." "Your'n, I
s'pose"; then, sheepish once more, he
returned it to his pocket, saying he
"s'posed he might as well keep it for luck."

It being a new experience to one of the
plain sisterhood to feel a man was
cherishing one of her hairpins, if only "for
luck," I warmed towards the "man from
Beyanst," and grew hopeful of rivalling
even that cabbage in his memory. "You
didn't expect to find hairpins, and a
woman, in a camp in the back blocks," I
said, feeling he was a character, and
longing for him to open up. But he was
even more of a character than I guessed.

"Back blocks!" he said in scorn. "There
ain't no back blocks left. Can't travel a
hundred miles nowadays without running
into somebody! You don't know what back
blocks is, begging your pardon, ma'am."

But Dan did; and the camp chat that night
was worth travelling several hundred
miles to hear: tales dug out of the
beginning of things; tales of drought, and
flood, and privation; cattle-duffing yarns,
and long tales of the droving days; two
years' reminiscences of getting through
with a mob--reminiscences that finally
brought ourselves      and   the   mob    to

"That's the place if you want to see drunks,
ma'am," the traveller said, forgetting in his
warmth his "begging your pardon, ma'am,"
just when it would have been most
opportune, seeing I had little hankering to
see "drunks."

"It's the desert does it, missus, after the
overland trip," Dan explained. "It 'ud give
anybody a 'drouth.' Got a bit merry meself
there once and had to clear out to camp,"
he went on. "Felt it getting a bit too warm
for me to stand. You see, it was when the
news came through that the old Queen was
dead, and being something historical that
had happened, the chaps felt it ought to be
celebrated properly."

Poor old Queen! And yet, perhaps, her
grand, noble heart would have understood
these, her subjects, and known them for
the men they were--as loyal-hearted and
true to her as the highest in the land.

"They were lying two-deep about the
place next morning," Dan added,
continuing his tale; but the Maluka, fearing
the turn the conversation had taken,
suggested turning in.

Then Dan having found a kindred spirit in
the traveller, laid a favourite trap for one of
his favourite jokes: shaking out a worn old
bluey, he examined it carefully in the

"Blanket's a bit thin, mate," said the man
from Beyanst, unconsciously playing his
part. "Surely it can't keep you warm"; and
Dan's eyes danced in anticipation of his
"Oh well!" he said, solemn-looking as an
owl, as he tucked it under one arm, "if it
can't keep a chap warm after ten years'
experience it'll never do it," and turned in
at once, with his usual lack of ceremony.

We had boiled eggs for breakfast, and
once more the traveller joined us. Cheon
had sent the eggs out with the cabbage,
and I had hidden them away, intending to
spring a surprise on the men-folk at

"How many eggs shall I boil for you, Dan?"
I said airily, springing my surprise in this
way on all the camp. But Dan, wheeling
with an exclamation of pleasure, sprung a
surprise of his own on the missus.

"Eggs!" he said. "Good enough! How
many? Oh, a dozen'll do, seeing we've got
steak "; and I limply showed all I

Dan scratched his head trying to solve the
problem. "Never reckon it's worth
beginning under a dozen," he said; but
finally suggested tossing for 'em after they
were cooked.

"Not the first time I've tossed for eggs
either," he said, busy grilling steak on a
gridiron made from bent-up fencing wire.
"Out on the Victoria once they got scarce,
and the cook used to boil all he had and
serve the dice-box with 'em, the chap who
threw the highest taking the lot."

"Ever try to boil an emu's egg in a
quart-pot?" the man from Beyanst asked,
"lending a hand" with another piece of
fencing wire, using it as a fork to turn the
steak on the impromptu gridiron. "It goes
in all right, but when it's cooked it won't
come out, and you have to use the
quart-pot for an egg-cup and make tea
later on."

"A course dinner," Dan called that; and
then nothing being forthcoming to toss
with--dice or money not being among our
permanent property--the eggs were
distributed according to the "holding
capacity" of the company: one for the
missus, two for the Maluka, and half a
dozen each for the other two.

The traveller had no objection to
beginning under a dozen, but Dan used his
allowance as a "relish" with his steak. "One
egg!" he chuckled as he shelled his relish
and I enjoyed my breakfast. "Often
wonder how ever she keeps alive."

The damper proved "just a bit boggy" in
the middle, so we ate the crisp outside
slices and gave the boggy parts to the
boys. They appeared to enjoy it, and
seeing this, after breakfast the Maluka
asked them what they thought of the
missus as a cook. "Good damper, eh?" he
said, and Billy Muck rubbing his middle,
full of damper and satisfaction, answered:
"My word! That one damper good fellow.
Him sit down long time", and all the camp,
rubbing middles, echoed his sentiments.
The stodgy damper had made them feel
full and uncomfortable; and to be full and
uncomfortable after a meal spells
happiness to a black fellow.

"Hope it won't sit too heavy on my chest,"
chuckled the man from Beyanst, then,
remembering that barely twelve hours
before he had ridden into the camp a
stranger, began "begging pardon, ma'am,"
most profusely again, and hoped we'd
excuse him "making so free with a lady."

"It's your being so friendly like, ma'am," he
explained. "Most of the others I've struck
seemed too good for rough chaps like us.
Of course," he added hastily, "that's not
saying that you're not as good as 'em. You
ain't a Freezer on a pedestal, that's all."

"Thank Heaven," the Maluka murmured
and the man from Beyanst sympathised
with him. "Must be a bit off for their
husbands," he said; and his apologies
were forgotten in the absorbing topic of

"A Freezer on a pedestal," he had said.
"Goddess," the world prefers to call it; and
tradition depicts the bushman worshipping
afar off.

But a "Freezer" is what he calls it to
himself, and contrary to all tradition, goes
on his way unmoved. And why shouldn't
he? He may be, and generally is, sadly in
need of a woman friend, "some one to
share his joys and sorrows with", but
because he knows few women is no reason
why he should stand afar off and adore the
unknowable. "Friendly like" is what
appeals to us all; and the bush-folk are
only men, not monstrosities--rough,
untutored men for the most part. The
difficult part to understand is how any
woman can choose to stand aloof and
freeze, with warm-hearted men all around
her willing to take her into their lives.

As the men exchanged opinions,
"Freezers"          appeared       solitary
creatures--isolated      monuments       of
awe-inspiring goodness and purity, and I
felt thankful that circumstances had made
me only the Little Missus--a woman, down
with the bushmen at the foot of all
pedestals, needing all the love and
fellowship she could get, and with no more
goodness than she could do with--just
enough to make her worthy of the
friendship of "rough chaps like us."

"Oh well," said the traveller, when he was
ready to start, after finding room in his
swag for a couple of books, "I'm not sorry I
struck this camp;" but whether because of
the cabbage, or the woman, or the books,
he did not say. Let us hope it was because
of the woman, and the books, and the
cabbage, with the cabbage placed last.

Then with a pull at his hat, and a
"good-bye, ma'am, good luck," the man
from Beyanst rode out of the gundy camp,
and out of our lives, to become one of its
pleasant memories.
The man from Beyanst was our only visitor
for the first week, in that camp, and then
after that we had some one every day.

Dan went into the homestead for stores,
and set the ball rolling by returning at
sundown in triumph with a great find: a
lady traveller, the wife of one of the Inland
Telegraph masters. Her husband and little
son were with her, but--well, they were
only men. It was five months since I had
seen a white woman, and all I saw at the
time was a woman riding towards our
camp. I wonder what she saw as I came to
meet her through the leafy bough gundies.
It was nearly two years since she had seen
a woman.

It was a merry camp that night--merry and
beautiful and picturesque. The night was
very cold and brilliantly starry, as nights
usually are in the Never-Never during the
Dry; the camp fires were all around us:
dozens of them, grouped in and out among
the gundies, and among the fires--chatting,
gossiping groups of happy-hearted human

Around one central fire sat the lubras, with
an outer circle of smaller fires behind
them: one central fire and one fire behind
each lubra, for such is the wisdom of the
black folk; they warm themselves both
back and front. Within another circle of
fires chirruped and gossiped the "boys,"
while around an immense glowing heap of
logs sat the white folk--the "big fellow
fools" of the party, with scorching faces
and freezing backs, too conservative to
learn wisdom from their humbler

At our fireside we women did most of the
talking, and as we sat chatting on every
subject under the sun, our husbands
looked on in indulgent amusement. Dan
soon wearied of the fleeting conversation
and turned in, and the little lad slipped
away to the black folk; but late into the
night we talked: late into the night, and all
the next day and evening and following
morning--shaded       from    the   brilliant
sunshine all day in the leafy "Cottage," and
scorching around the camp fire during the
evenings. And then these travellers, too,
passed out of our camp to become, with
the man from Beyanst, just pleasant

"She'll find mere men unsatisfying after
this," the Maluka said in farewell, and a
mere man coming in from the north-west
before sundown, greeted the Maluka with:
"Thought you married a towny," as he
pointed with eloquent forefinger at our
supper circle.
"So I did," the Maluka laughed back. "But
before I had time to dazzle the bushies
with her the Wizard of the Never-Never
charmed her into a bush-whacker."

"Into a CHARMING bush-whacker, he
MEANS!" the traveller said, bowing before
his introduction; and I wondered how the
Maluka could have thought for one
moment that "mere men" would prove
unsatisfying. But as I acknowledged the
gallantry Dan looked on dubiously, not
sure whether pretty speeches were a help
or a hindrance to education.

But no one could call the Fizzer a "mere
man"; and half-past eleven four weeks
being already past, the Fizzer was even
then at the homestead, and before another
midday, came shouting into our camp,
and, settling down to dinner, kept the
conversational ball rolling.

"Going to be a record Dry," he assured
us--"all surface water gone along the line
already"; and then he hurled various items
of news at us: "the horse teams were
managing to do a good trip; and Mac? Oh,
Mac's getting along," he shouted; "struck
him on a dry stage; seemed a bit
light-headed; said dry stages weren't all
beer and skittles--queer idea. Beer and
skittles! He won't find much beer on dry
stages, and I reckon the man's dilly that 'ud
play a game of skittles on any one of 'em."

Every one was all right down the line! But
the Fizzer was always a bird of passage,
and by the time dinner was over, and a few
postscripts added to the mail, he was
ready to start, and rode off, promising the
best mail the "Territory could produce in a
Other travellers followed the Fizzer, and
the cooking lessons proceeded until the
fine art of making "puff de looneys,"
sinkers, and doughboys had been
mastered, and then, before the camp had
time to grow monotonous, the staff
appeared with a few of the station pups.
"Might it missus like puppy dog," it said to
explain its presence hinting also that the
missus     might      require   a      little
clothes-washing done.

Lately, washing-days at the homestead had
lost all their vim, for the creek having
stopped running, washing had to be
conducted in tubs, so as to keep the
billabong clear for drinking purposes. But
at the Springs there was no necessity to
think of anything but running water; and
after a happy day, Bertie's Nellie, Rosy,
and Biddy returned to the homestead--the
goats had to be seen to, Nellie said,
thinking nothing of a twenty-seven-mile
walk in a day, with a few hours' washing for
recreation in between whiles.

Part of the staff, a shadow or two, and the
puppy dogs, filled in all time until the yard
was pronounced finished then a mob of
cattle was brought in and put through to
test its strength; and just as we were
preparing to return to the homestead the
Dandy's waggon lumbered into camp with
its loading of stores.

A box of new books kept us busy all
afternoon, and then, before sundown, the
Maluka suggested a farewell stroll among
the pools.

The Bitter Springs--a chain of clear, crystal
pools, a long winding chain, doubling
back on itself in loops and curves--form
the source of the permanent flow of the
Roper; pools only a few feet deep,
irregular and wide-spreading, with
mossy-green,     deeply      undermined,
overhanging banks, and lime-stone
bottoms washed into terraces that gleam
azure-blue through the transparent water.

There is little rank grass along their
borders, no sign of water-lilies, and few
weeds within them; clumps of palms
dotted here and there among the light
timber, and everywhere sunflecked,
warm, dry shade. Nowhere is there a hint
of that sinister suggestion of the Reach.
Clear, beautiful, limpid, wide-spreading,
irregular pools, set in an undulating field
of emerald-green mossy surf, shaded with
graceful foliage and gleaming in the
sunlight with exquisite opal tints--a giant
necklace of opals, set in links of emerald
green, and thrown down at hazard to fall in
loops and curves within a forest grove.

It is in appearance only the pools are
isolated; for although many feet apart in
some instances, they are linked together
throughout by a shallow underground
river, that runs over a rocky bed; while the
turf, that looks so solid in many places, is
barely a two-foot crust arched over five or
six feet of space and water--a deathtrap for
heavy cattle; but a place of interest to
white folk.

The Maluka and I wandered aimlessly in
and out among the pools for a while, and,
then coming out unexpectedly from a
piece of bush, found ourselves face to face
with a sight that froze all movement out of
us for a moment--the living, moving head
of a horse, standing upright from the turf
on a few inches of neck: a grey, uncanny,
bodyless head, nickering piteously at us as
it stood on the turf at our feet. I have never
seen a ghost, but I know exactly how I will
feel if ever I do.

For a moment we stood spellbound with
horror, and the next, realising what had
happened, were kneeling down beside the
piteous head. The thin crust of earth had
given     way    beneath      the    animal's
hindquarters as it grazed over the turf, and
before it could recover itself it had slipped
bodily through the hole thus formed, and
was standing on the rocky bed of the
underground river, with its head only in
the upper air.

The poor brute was perishing for want of
food and water. All around the hole, as far
as the head could reach, the turf was
eaten, bare, and although it was standing
in a couple of feet of water it could not get
at it. While the Maluka went for help I
brought handfuls of grass, and his hat full
of water, again and again, and was
haunted for days with the remembrance of
those pleading eyes and piteous,
nickering lips.

The whole camp, black and white, came to
the rescue but it was an awful work getting
the exhausted creature out of its
death-trap. The hole had to be cut back to
a solid ridge of rocky soil, saplings cut to
form a solid slope from the bed of the river
to the ground above, and the poor brute
roped and literally hauled up the slope by
sheer force and strength of numbers. After
an hour's digging, dragging, and
rope-pulling, the horse was standing on
solid turf, a new pool had been added to
the Springs, and none of us had much
hankering for riding over springy country.

The   hour's   work   among     the   pools
awakened the latent geologist in all of us,
excepting Dan, and set us rooting at the
bottom of one of the pools for a piece of
the terraced limestone.

It was difficult to dislodge, and our efforts
reminded Dan of a night spent in the camp
of a geologist--a man with many letters
after his name. "Had the chaps heaving
rocks round for him half his time," he said.
"Couldn't see much sense in it meself."
Dan spoke of the geologist as "one of them
old Alphabets." "Never met a chap with so
many letters in his brand," he explained.
"He was one of them taxydermy blokes,
you know, that's always messing round
with stones and things."

Out of the water, the opal tints died out of
the limestone, and the geologist in us went
to sleep again when we found that all we
had for our trouble was a piece of
dirty-looking rock. Like Dan, we saw little
sense in "heaving rocks round," and went
back to the camp and the business of
packing up for the homestead.

About next midday we rode into the
homestead thoroughfare, where Cheon
and Tiddle'ums welcomed us with
enthusiasm, but Cheon's enthusiasm
turned to indignation when he found we
were only in for a day or two.

"What's 'er matter?" he ejaculated. "Missus
no more stockrider"; but a letter waiting
for us at the homestead made "bush" more
than ever imperative: a letter, from the
foreman of the telegraphic repairing line
party, asking for a mob of killers, and
fixing a date for its delivery to one "Happy

"Spoke just in the nick of time," Dan said;
but as we discussed plans Cheon hinted
darkly that the Maluka was not a fit and
proper person to be entrusted with the
care of a woman, and suggested that he
should undertake to treat the missus as she
should be treated, while the Maluka
attended to the cattle.

Fate, however, interfered to keep the
missus at the homestead, to persuade
Cheon that, after all, the Maluka was a fit
and proper person to have the care of a
woman, and to find a very present use for
the house; an influenza sore-throat
breaking out in the camp, the missus
developed it, and Dan went out alone to
find the Quiet Stockman and the "killers"
for              Happy               Dick.

Before a week was out the Maluka and
Cheon had won each other's undying
regard because of their treatment of the

With the nearest doctor three hundred
miles away in Darwin, and held there by
hospital routine, the Maluka decided on
bed and feeding-up as the safest course,
and Cheon came out in a new character.

As medical adviser and reader-aloud to
the patient, the Maluka was supposed to
have his hands full, and Cheon, usurping
the position of sick-nurse, sent everything,
excepting the nursing, to the wall.
Rice-water, chicken-jelly, barley-water,
egg-flips, beef-tea junket, and every
invalid food he had ever heard of, were
prepared, and, with the Maluka to back
him up, forced on the missus; and when
food was not being administered, the
pillow was being shaken or the bedclothes
straightened. (The mattress being still on
the ends of cows' tails, a folded rug served
in its place). There was very little wrong
with the patient, but the wonder was she
did not become really ill through
over-eating and want of rest.

I pleaded with the Maluka, but the Maluka
pleading for just a little more rest and
feeding-up, while Cheon gulped and
choked in the background, I gave in, and
eating everything as it was offered,
snatched what rest I could, getting as much
entertainment as possible out of Cheon
and the staff in between times.

For three days I lay obediently patient,
and each day Cheon grew more
affectionate, patting my hands at times, as
he confided to the Maluka that although he
admired big, moon-faced women as a feast
for the eyes, he liked them small and
docile when he had to deal personally with
them. Until I met Cheon I thought the
Chinese incapable of affection; but many
lessons are learned out bush.

Travellers--house-visitors--coming in on
the fourth day, I hoped for a speedy
release, but visitors were considered
fatiguing, and release was promised as
soon as they were gone.

Fortunately the walls had many cracks in
them--not being as much on the plumb as
Johnny had predicted, and for a couple of
days, watching the visitors through these
cracks and listening to their conversation
provided additional amusement. I could
see them quite distinctly as, no doubt, they
could see me; but we kept a decorous
silence until the Fizzer came in, then at the
Fizzer's shout the walls of Jericho toppled

"The missus sick!" I heard him shout.
"Thought she looked in prime condition at
the Springs." (Bush language frequently
has a strong twang of cattle in it.)

"So I am now," I called; and then the Fizzer
and I held an animated conversation
through the walls. "I'm imprisoned for life,"
I moaned, after hearing the news of the
outside world; and laughing and chuckling
outside, the Fizzer vowed he would "do a
rescue next trip if they've still got you
down." Then, after appreciating fervent
thanks, he shouted in farewell: "The boss is
bringing something along that'll help to
pass some of the time--the finest mail you
ever clapped eyes on," and presently
patient and bed were under a litter of

The Fizzer having brought down the walls
of conventionality, the traveller-guests
proffered greetings and sympathy through
the material walls, after which we
exchanged mail-news and general gossip
for a day or two; then just as these
travellers were preparing to exchange
farewells, others came in and postponed
the promised release. As there seemed
little hope of a lull in visitors, I was
wondering if ever I should be considered
well enough to entertain guests, when Fate
once more interfered.

"Whatever's this coming in from the East?"
I heard the Maluka call in consternation,
and     in   equal     consternation   his
traveller-guest called back: "Looks like a
whole village settlement." Then Cheon
burst into the room in a frenzy of
excitement: "Big mob traveller, missus.
Two-fellow-missus, sit down," he began;
but the Maluka was at his heels.

"Here's two women and a mob of
youngsters," he gasped. "I'm afraid you'll
have to get up, little 'un, and lend a hand
with them."

Afraid! By the time the village settlement
had "turned out" and found its way to the
house, I was out in the open air welcoming
its members with a heartiness that must
have surprised them. Little did they guess
that they were angels unaware. Homely
enough angels, though, they proved, as
angels unaware should prove: one man
and two women from "Queensland way,"
who had been "inside" for fifteen years,
and with them two fine young lads and a
wee, toddling baby--all three children
born in the bush and leaving it for the first

Never before had Cheon had such a
company to provide for; but as we moved
towards the house in a body--ourselves,
the village settlement, and the Maluka's
traveller-guests, with a stockman traveller
and the Dandy looking on from the
quarters, his hospitable soul rejoiced at
the sight; and by the time seats had been
found for all comers, he appeared laden
with tea and biscuits, and within half an
hour had conjured up a plentiful dinner for
all comers.

Fortunately the chairs were all "up" to the
weight of the ladies, and the remainder of
the company easily accommodated itself
to circumstances, in the shape of sawn
stumps, rough stools, and sundry boxes;
and although the company was large and
the dining-table small, and although, at
times, we feared the table was about to
fulfil its oft-repeated threat and fall over,
yet the dinner was there to be enjoyed,
and, being bush-folk, and hungry, our
guests enjoyed it, passing over all
incongruities with simple merriment--a
light-hearted, bubbling merriment, in no
way comparable to that "laughter of fools,"
that crackling of thorns under a pot,
provoked by the incongruities of the
world's freak dinners. The one is the
heritage of the simple-hearted, and the
other--all the world has to give in
exchange for this birthright.

The elder lads, one fourteen and one ten
years of age, found Cheon by far the most
entertaining incongruity at the dinner, and
when dinner was over--after we had
settled down on the various chairs and
stumps that had been carried out to the
verandah again--they      shadowed     him
wherever he went.

They were strangely self-possessed
children; but knowing little more of the
world than the black children their
playmates, Cheon, in his turn, found them
vastly amusing, and instructing them in the
ways of the world--from his point of
view--found them also eager pupils.

But their education came to a standstill
after they had mastered the mysteries of
the Dandy's gramophone, and Cheon was
no longer entertaining.

All afternoon brass-band selections, comic
songs, and variety items, blared out with
ceaseless reiteration; and as the men-folk
smoked and talked cattle, and the wee
baby--a bonnie fair child--toddled about,
smiling and contented, the women-folk
spoke of their life "out-back," and
listening, I knew that neither I nor the
telegraph lady had even guessed what
roughness means.

For fifteen years things had been
improving, and now everyone was to have
a well-earned holiday. The children were
to be christened and then shown the
delights of a large town! Darwin of
necessity (Palmerston, by the way, on the
map, but Darwin to Territorians). Darwin
with its one train, its telegraph offices, two
or three stores, banks and public
buildings, its Residency, its Chinatown, its
lovers' walk, its two or three empty, wide,
grass-grown      streets     bordered     with
deep-verandahed,                    iron-built
bungalow-houses, with their gardens
planted in painted tins--a development of
the white-ant pest--and lastly, its great sea,
where ships wander without tracks or
made ways! Hardly a typical town, but the
best in the Territory.

The women, naturally, were looking
forward to doing a bit of shopping, and as
we slipped into fashions the traveller
guests became interested. "Haven't seen
so many women together for years," one of
them said. "Reminds me of when I was a
nipper,"     and    the   other    traveller
"reckoned" he had struck it lucky for once.
"Three on 'em at once," he chuckled with
indescribable relish. "They reckon it never
rains but it pours." And so it would seem
with three women guests within three
weeks at a homestead where women had
been almost unknown for years.

But these women guests only stayed one
night, the children being all impatience to
get on to the telegraph line, to those wires
that talked, and to the railway, where the
iron monster ran.

Early in the morning they left us, and as
they rode away the fair toddling baby was
sitting on its mother's pommel-knee,
smiling out on the world from the deep
recesses of a sunbonnet. Already it had
ridden a couple of hundred miles, with its
baby hands playing with the reins, and
before it reached home again another five
hundred would be added to the two
hundred. Seven hundred miles on horse
back in a few weeks, at one year old,
compares favourably with one of the
Fizzer's trips. But it is thus the bush
develops her Fizzers.

After so much excitement Cheon feared a
relapse, and was for prompt, preventive
measures; but even the Maluka felt there
was a limit to the Rest Cure, and the
musterers coming in with Happy Dick's
bullocks and a great mob of mixed cattle
for the yards, Dan proved a strong ally;
and besides, as the musterers were in and
Happy Dick due to arrive by midday,
Cheon's hands were full with other

There was a roly-poly pudding to make for
Dan, baked custard for the Dandy,
jam-tarts for Happy Dick, cake and biscuits
for all comers, in addition to a dinner and
supper waiting to be cooked for fifteen
black     boys,    several    lubras,   and
half-a-dozen hungry white folk. Cheon had
his own peculiar form of welcome for his
many favourites, regaling each one of
them with delicacies to their particular
liking, each and every time they came in.

Happy Dick, also, had his own peculiar
form of welcome. "Good-day! Real glad to
see you!" was his usual greeting. Sure of
his own welcome wherever he went, he
never waited to hear it, but hastened to
welcome all men into his fellowship. "Real
glad to see you," he would say, with a
ready smile of comradeship; and it always
seemed as though he had added: "I hope
you'll make yourself at home while with
me." In some mysterious way, Happy Dick
was at all times the host giving liberally of
the best he had to his fellow-men.

He was one of the pillars of the Line Party.
"Born in it, I think," he would say. "Don't
quite remember," adding with his
ever-varying smile, "Remember when it
was born, anyway."

When the "Overland Telegraph" was built
across the Australian continent from sea to
sea, a clear broad avenue two chains wide,
was cut for it through bush and scrub and
dense forests, along the backbone of
Australia, and in this avenue the line party
was "born" and bred--a party of axemen
and mechanics under the orders of a
foreman, whose duty it is to keep the
"Territory section" of the line in repair, and
this avenue free from the scrub and timber
that spring up unceasingly in its length.

In unbroken continuity this great avenue
runs for hundreds upon hundreds of miles,
carpeted with feathery grasses and
shooting scrubs, and walled in on either
side with dense, towering forest or lighter
and more scattered timber. On and on it
stretches in utter loneliness, zigzagging
from horizon to horizons beyond, and
guarding those two sensitive wires at its
centre, as they run along their single line
of slender galvanised posts, from the great
bush that never ceases in its efforts to
close in on them and engulf them. A great
broad highway, waiting in its loneliness for
the generations to come, with somewhere
in its length the line party camp, and here
and there within its thousand miles, a
chance traveller or two here and there a
horseman with pack-horse ambling and
grazing along behind him; here and there
a trudging speck with a swag across its
shoulders, and between them one, two, or
three hundred miles of solitude, here and
there a horseman riding, and here and
there a footman trudging on, each
unconscious of the others.

From day to day they travel on, often
losing the count of the days, with those
lines always above them, and those
beckoning posts ever running on before
them and as they travel, now and then they
touch a post for company--shaking hands
with Outside: touching now and then a post
for company, and daily realising the
company and comfort those posts and
wires can be. Here at least is something in
touch with the world something vibrating
with the lives and actions of men, and an
ever-present friend in dire necessity. With
those wires above him, any day a traveller
can cry for help to the Territory, if he call
while he yet has strength to climb one of
those friendly posts and cut that quivering
wire--for help that will come speedily, for
the cutting of the telegraph wire is as the
ringing of an alarm-bell throughout the
Territory. In all haste the break is located,
and food, water, and every human help
that suggests itself sent out from the
nearest telegraph station. There is no
official delay--there rarely is in the
Territory--for by some marvellous good
fortune, there everything belongs to the
Department in which it finds itself.

Just as Happy Dick is one of the pillars of
the line party, so the line party is one of
the pillars of the line itself. Up and down
this great avenue, year in year out it
creeps along, cutting scrub and repairing
as it goes, and moving cumbrous main
camps from time to time, with its waggon
loads of stores, tents, furnishings, flocks of
milking goats, its fowls, its gramophone,
and Chinese cook. Month after month it
creeps on, until, reaching the end of the
section, it turns round to creep out again.

Year in, year out, it had crept in and out,
and for twenty years Happy Dick had seen
to its peace and comfort. Nothing ever
ruffled him. "All in the game" was his
nearest approach to a complaint, as he
pegged away at his work, in between
whiles going to the nearest station for
killers, carting water in tanks out to "dry
stage camps," and doing any other work
that found itself undone. Dick's position
was as elastic as his smile.
He considered himself an authority on
three things only: the line party,
dog-fights, and cribbage. All else,
including his dog Peter and his
cheque-book, he left to the discretion of
his fellow-men.

Peter--a     speckled,      drab-coloured,
prick-eared creation, a few sizes larger
than a fox-terrier--could be kept in order
with a little discretion, and by keeping
hands off Happy Dick; but all the
discretion in the Territory, and a
unanimous keeping off of hands, failed to
keep order in the cheque-book.

The personal payment of salaries to men
scattered through hundreds of miles of
bush country being impracticable, the
department pays all salaries due to its
servants into their bank accounts at
Darwin, and therefore when Happy Dick
found himself the backbone of the line
party, he also found himself the possessor
of a cheque-book. At first he was inclined
to look upon it as a poor substitute for hard
cash; but after the foreman had explained
its mysteries, and taught him to sign his
name in magic tracery, he became more
than reconciled to it and drew cheques
blithely, until one for five pounds was
returned to a creditor: no funds--and in
due course returned to Happy Dick.

"No good?" he said to the creditor, looking
critically at the piece of paper in his hands.
"Must have been writ wrong. Well, you've
only yourself to blame, seeing you wrote
it"; then added magnanimously, mistaking
the creditor's scorn: "Never mind, write
yourself out another. I don't mind signing
The foreman and the creditor spent
several hours trying to explain banking
principles, but Dick "couldn't see it."
"There's stacks of 'em left!" he persisted,
showing his book of fluttering bank
cheques. Finally, in despair, the foreman
took the cheque-book into custody, and
Dick found himself poor once more.

But it was only for a little while. In an evil
hour he discovered that a cheque from
another man's book answered all purposes
if it bore that magic tracery, and Happy
Dick was never solvent again. Gaily he
signed cheques, and the foreman did all
he could to keep pace with him on the
cheque-book block; but as no one,
excepting the accountant in the Darwin
bank, knew the state of his account from
day to day, it was like taking a ticket in a
lottery to accept a cheque from Happy
"Real glad to see you," Happy Dick said in
hearty greeting to us all as he dismounted,
and we waited to be entertained. Happy
Dick had his favourite places and people,
and the Elsey community stood high in his
favour. "Can't beat the Elsey for a good
dog-fight and a good game of cribbage,"
he said, every time he came in or left us,
and that from Happy Dick was high praise.
At times he added: "Nor for a square meal
neither," thereby inciting Cheon to further
triumphs for his approval.

As usual, Happy Dick "played" the
Quarters cribbage and related a good
dog-fight--"Peter's latest "--and, as usual
before he left us, his pockets were bulging
with tobacco--the highest stakes used in
the Quarters--and Peter and Brown had
furnished him with materials for a still
newer dog-fight recital. As usual, he rode
off with his killers, assuring all that he
would "be along again soon," and, as
usual, Peter and Brown were tattered and
hors-de-combat, but both still aggressive.
Peter's death lunge was the death lunge of
Brown, and both dogs knew that lunge too
well to let the other "get in."

As usual, Happy Dick had hunted through
the store, and taken anything he "really
needed," paying, of course, by cheque;
but when he came to sign that cheque,
after the Maluka had written it, he entered
the dining-room for the first time since its

With calm scrutiny he took in every detail,
including the serviettes as they lay folded
in their rings on the waiting dinner-table,
and before he left the homestead he
expressed his approval in the Quarters:
"Got everything up to the knocker, haven't
they ?" he said. "Often heard toffs
decorated their tables with rags in hobble
rings, but never believed it before."

Happy Dick gone, Cheon turned his
attention to the health of the missus; but
Dan, persuading the Maluka that "all she
needed was a breath of fresh air," we went
bush     on    a   tour   of   inspection.

Within a week we returned to the
homestead, and for twenty-four hours
Cheon gloated over us, preparing every
delicacy that appealed to him as an
antidote to an outbush course of beef and
damper. Then a man rode into our lives
who was to teach us the depth and breadth
of the meaning of the word mate--a sturdy,
thick-set man with haggard, tired eyes and
deep lines about his firm strong mouth that
told of recent and prolonged tension.

"Me mate's sick; got a touch of fever," he
said simply dismounting near the
verandah. "I've left him camped back there
at the Warlochs"; and as the Maluka
prepared remedies--making up the
famous Gulf mixture--the man with grateful
thanks, found room in his pockets and
saddle-pouch for eggs, milk, and brandy,
confident that "these'll soon put him right,"
adding, with the tense lines deepening
about his mouth as he touched on what had
brought them there: "He's been real bad,
ma'am. I've had a bit of a job to get him as
far as this." In the days to come we were to
learn, little by little, that the "bit of a job"
had meant keeping a sick man in his
saddle for the greater part of the fifty-mile
dry stage, with forty miles of "bad going"
on top of that, and fighting for him every
inch of the way that terrible symptom of
malaria--that longing to "chuck it," and lie
down and die.

Bad water after that fifty-mile dry made
men with a touch of fever only too common
at the homestead, and knowing how much
the comforts of the homestead could do,
when the Maluka came out with the
medicines he advised bringing the sick
man on as soon as he had rested
sufficiently. "You've only to ask for it and
we'll send the old station buck-board
across," he said, and the man began
fumbling uneasily at his saddle-girths, and
said something evasive about "giving
trouble"; but when the Maluka--afraid that
a man's life might be the forfeit of another
man's     shrinking    fear    of    causing
trouble--added that on second thoughts we
would ride across as soon as horses could
be brought in, he flushed hotly and
stammered: "If you please, ma'am. If the
boss'll excuse me, me mate's dead-set
against a woman doing things for him. If
you wouldn't mind not coming. He'd rather
have me. Me and him's been mates this
seven years. The boss 'll understand."

The boss did understand, and rode across
to the Warlochs alone, to find a man as shy
and reticent as a bushman can be, and full
of dread lest the woman at the homestead
would insist on visiting him. "You see,
that's why he wouldn't come on," the mate
said. "He couldn't bear the thought of a
woman doing things for him "; and the
Maluka explained that the missus
understood all that. That lesson had been
easily learned; for again and again men
had come in "down with a touch of fever,"
whose temperatures went up at the very
thought of a woman doing things for them,
and always the actual nursing was left to
the Maluka or the Dandy, the woman
seeing to egg-flips and such things,
exchanging at first perhaps only an
occasional greeting, and listening at times
to strange life-histories later on.

But in vain the Maluka explained and
entreated: the sick man was "all right
where he was." His mate was worth "ten
women fussing round," he insisted,
ignoring the Maluka's explanations. "Had
he not lugged him through the worst pinch
already?" and then he played his trump
card: "He'll stick to me till I peg out," he
said--"nothing's too tough for him"; and as
he lay back, the mate deciding "arguing'll
only do for him," dismissed the Maluka
with many thanks, refusing all offers of
nursing help with a quiet "He'd rather have
me," but accepting gratefully broths and
milk and anything of that sort the
homestead could furnish. "Nothing ever
knocks me out," he reiterated, and
dragged on through sleepless days and
nights, as the days dragged by finding
ample reward in the knowledge that "he'd
rather have me", and when there came that
deep word of praise from his stricken
comrade: "A good mate's harder to find
than a good wife," his gentle, protecting
devotion increased tenfold.
Bushmen are instinctively protective.
There is no other word that so exactly
defines their tender helpfulness to all
weakness and helplessness. Knowing how
hard the fight is out-bush for even the
strong and enduring all their magnificent
strength and courage stand ready for those
who would go to the wall without it. A lame
dog, a man down in his luck, an old
soaker, little women any woman in need or
sickness--each and all call forth this
protectiveness; but nothing calls it forth in
all its self-sacrificing tenderness like the
helplessness of a strong man stricken
down in his strength.

Understanding this also, we stood aside,
and rejoicing as the sick man, benefiting
by the comparative comfort and satisfied
to have his own way, seemed to improve.
For three days he improved steadily, and
then, after standing still for another day
slipped back inch by inch to weakness and
prostration, until the homestead, without
coercion, was the only chance for his life.

But there was a woman there; and as the
mate went back to his pleading the woman
did what the world may consider a strange
thing--but a man's life depended on it--she
sent a message out to the sick man, to say
that if he would come to the homestead she
would not go to him until he asked her.

He pondered over the message for a day,
sceptical of a woman's word-- surely some
woman had left that legacy in his
heart--but eventually decided he wouldn't
risk it. Then the chief of the telegraph
coming in--a man widely experienced in
fever--and urging one more attempt, the
Dandy volunteered to help us in our
extremity, and, driving across to the
Warlochs in the chief's buggy worked one
of his miracles; he spent only a few
minutes alone with the man (and the
Dandy alone knows now what passed), but
within an hour the sick traveller was
resting quietly between clean sheets in the
Dandy's bed. There were times when the
links in the chain seemed all blessing.

Waking warm and refreshed, the sick man
faced the battle of life once more, and the
chief taking command, and the man
quietly and hopefully obeying orders, the
woman found her promise easy to keep;
but the mate's hardest task had come, the
task of waiting with folded hands. With the
same quiet steadfastness he braced
himself for this task and when, after weary
hours, the chief pronounced "all well" and
turned to him with an encouraging "I think
he'll pull through now, my man," the sturdy
shoulders that had borne so much drooped
and quivered beneath the kindly words,
and with dimming eyes he gave in at last to
the Maluka's persuasions, and lay down
and slept, sure of the Dandy's promise to
wake him at dawn.

At midnight the Maluka left the Quarters,
and going back just before the dawn to
relieve the Dandy, found the sick man
lying quietly-restful, with one arm thrown
lightly across his brow. He had spoken in
his sleep a short while before the Dandy
said as the Maluka bent over him with a
cup of warm milk, but the cup was
returned to the table untasted. Many
travellers had come into our lies and
passed on with a bright nod of farewell;
but at the first stirring of the dawn, without
one word of farewell, this traveller had
passed on and left us; left us, and the
faithful mate of those seven strong young
years and those last few days of weariness.
"Unexpected heart failure," our chief said,
as the Dandy went to fulfil his promise to
the sleeping mate. He promised to waken
him at the dawn, and leaving that
awakening in the Dandy's hands, as we
thought of that lonely Warloch camp our
one great thankfulness was that when the
awakening came the man was not to be
alone there with his dead comrade. The
bush can be cruel at times, and yet,
although she may leave us alone with our
beloved dead, her very cruelty bungs with
it a fierce, consoling pain; for out-bush our
dead are all our own.

Beyond those seven faithful years the mate
could tell us but little of his comrade's life.
He was William Neaves, born at
Woolongong, with a mother living
somewhere there. That was all he knew.
"He was always a reticent chap," he
reiterated. "He never wanted any one but
me about him," and the unspoken request
was understood. He was his mate, and no
one but himself must render the last

Dry-eyed and worn, the man moved about,
doing all that should be done, the
bushmen only helping where they dared;
then shouldering a pick and shovel, he
went to the tattle rise beyond the slip rails,
and set doggedly to work at a little
distance from two lonely graves already
there. Doggedly he worked on; but, as he
worked, gradually his burden lost its
overwhelming weight, for the greater part
of it had somehow skipped on to the
Dandy's         shoulders--those      brave,
unflinching shoulders, that carried other
men's burdens so naturally and so
willingly that their burdens always seemed
the Dandy's own. The Dandy may have had
that power of finding "something decent"
in every one he met, but in the Dandy all
men found the help they needed most.

Quietly and unassumingly, the Dandy put
all in order and then, soon after midday,
with brilliant sunshine all about us, we
stood by an open grave in the shade of the
drooping glory of a crimson flowering
bauhenia. Some scenes live undimmed in
our memories for a lifetime--scenes where
we have seemed onlookers rather than
actors seeing every detail with minute
exactness--and that scene with its mingling
of glorious beauty, human pathos, and soft,
subdued sound, will bye, I think, in the
memory of most of us for many years to

"In the midst of life we are in death," the
Maluka read, standing among that
drooping crimson splendour and at his
feet lay the open grave, preaching silently
its great lesson of Life and Death, with,
beside it, the still quiet form of the
traveller whose last weary journey had
ended; around it, bareheaded and all in
white, a little band of bush-folk, silent and
reverent and awed; above it, that crimson
glory, and all around and about it, soft
sun-flecked bush, murmuring sounds,
flooding sunshine, and deep azure blue
distances. Beyond the bush, deep azure
blue, within it and throughout it, flooding
sunshine and golden ladders of light; and
at its sun-flecked heart, under that
drooping crimson-starred canopy of soft
greygreen, that little company of
bush-folk, standing beside that open
grave, as Mother Nature, strewing with
flowers the last resting place of one of her
children, scattered gently falling scarlet
blossoms into it and about it. Here and
there a dog lay, stretched out in the shade,
sniffing in idle curiosity at the blossoms as
they fell, well satisfied with what life had to
give just then; while at their master's feet
lay the traveller who was to leave such
haunting memories behind him: William
Neaves, born at Woolongong, with
somewhere there a mother going quietly
about her work, wondering vaguely
perhaps where her laddie was that day.

Poor mother! Yet, when even that
knowledge came to her, it comforted her
in her sorrow to know that a woman had
stood beside that grave mourning for her
boy in her name.

Quietly the Maluka read on to the end; and
then in the hush that followed the mate
stooped, and, with deep lines hardening
rigidly, picked up a spade. There was no
mistaking his purpose; but as he
straightened himself the Dandy's hand was
on the spade and the Maluka was
speaking. "Perhaps you'll be good enough
to drive the missus back to the house right
away," he was saying, "I think she has had
almost more than she can stand."

The man looked hesitatingly at him. "If
you'll be good enough," the Maluka
added, "I should not leave here myself till
all is completed."

Unerringly the Maluka had read his man:
no hint of his strength failing, but a favour
asked, and with it a service for a woman.

The stern set lines about the man's mouth
quivered for a moment, then set again as
he sacrificed his wishes to a woman's
need, and relinquishing the spade, turned
away; and as we drove down to the house
in the chief's buggy--the buggy that a few
minutes before had borne our sick
traveller along that last stage of his earthly
journey--he      said      gently,     almost
apologetically: "I should have reckoned on
this knocking you out a bit, missus."
Always others, never self, with the

Then, this service rendered for the man
who had done what he could for his
comrade, his strong, unflinching heart
turned back to its labour of love, and, all
else being done, found relief for itself in
softening and smoothing the rough outline
of the newly piled mound, and as the man
toiled, Mother Nature went on with her
work, silently and sweetly healing the scar
on her bosom, hiding her pain from the
world, as she shrouded in starry crimson
the burial place of her brave, enduring
son--a service to be renewed from day to
day until the mosses and grasses grew
But there were still other services for the
mate to render and as the bush-folk stood
aside, none daring to trespass here, a
rough wooden railing rose about the
grave. Then the man packed his comrade's
swag for the last time, and that done, came
to the Maluka, as we stood under the house
verandah, and held out two sovereigns in
his open palm. The man was yet a stranger
to the ways of the Never-Never.

"I'll have to ask for tick for meself for
awhile," he said "But if that won't pay for all
me mate's had there's another where they
came from. He was always independent
and would never take charity."

The hard lines about his mouth were very
marked just then, and the outstretched
hand seemed fiercely defiant but the
Maluka reading in it only a man's proud
care for a comrade's honour, put it gently
aside, saying: "We give no charity here;
only hospitality to our guests. Surely no
man would refuse that."

They speak of a woman's delicate tact. But
daily the bushman put the woman to
shame, while she stood dumb or
stammering. The Maluka had touched the
one chord in the man's heart that was not
strained to breaking point, and instantly
the fingers closed over the sovereigns,
and the defiant hand fell to his side, as with
a husky "Not from your sort, boss," he
turned sharply on his heel; and as he
walked away a hand was brushed hastily
across the weary eyes.

With that brushing of the hand the
inevitable reaction began, and for a little
while we feared we would have another
sick traveller on our hand. But only for a
little while. After a day or two of rest and
care his strength came back, but his
thoughts were ever of those seven years of
steadfast     comradeship.     Simply    and
earnestly he spoke of them and of that
mother, all unconscious of the heartbreak
that was speeding only too surely to her.
Poor mother! And yet those other two
nameless graves on that little rise deep in
the heart of the bush bear witness that
other mothers have even deeper sorrows
to bear. Their sons are gone from them,
and they, knowing nothing of it, wait
patiently through the long silent years for
the word that can never come to them.

For a few days the man rested, and then,
just when work--hard work--was the one
thing needful, Dan came in for a
consultation, and with him a traveller, the
bearer of a message from our kind,
great-hearted chief to say that work was
waiting for the mate at the line party. Our
chief was the personification of all that is
best in the bush-folk (as all bushmen will
testify to his memory)--men's lives crossed
his by chance just here and there, but at
those crossing places life have been
happier and better. For one long weary
day the mate's life had run parallel with
our chief's, and because of that, when he
left us his heart was lighter than ever we
had dared to hope for. But this man was not
to fade quite out of our lives, for deep in
that loyal heart the Maluka had been
enshrined as "one in ten thousand."

The bearer of the chief's message had also
carried out all extra mail for us, and,
opening it, we found the usual questions of
the South folk.

"Whatever do you do with your time?" they
all asked. "The monotony would kill me,"
some declared. "Every day must seem the
same," said others: every one agreeing
that life out-bush was stagnation, and all
marvelling that we did not die of ennui.

"Whatever do you do with your time?" The
day Neaves's mate left was devoted to
housekeeping duties--"spring-cleaning,"
the Maluka called it, while Dan drew vivid
word-pictures of dogs cleaning their own
chains. The day after that was filled in with
preparations for a walk-about, and the
next again found us camped at Bitter
Springs. Monotony! when of the thirty days
that followed these three every day was
alike only in being different from any
other, excepting in their almost unvarying
menu: beef and damper and tea for a first
course, and tea and damper and jam for a
second. They also resembled each other,
and all other days out-bush, in the
necessity of dressing in a camp mosquito
net. "Stagnation!" they called it, when no
day was long enough for its work, and
almost every night found us camped a
day's journey from our breakfast camp.

It was August, well on in the Dry, and on a
cattle station in the Never-Never "things
hum" in August. All the surface waters are
drying up by then, and the outside
cattle--those scattered away beyond the
borders--are obliged to come in to the
permanent waters, and must be gathered
in and branded before the showers scatter
them again.

We were altogether at the Springs: Dan,
the Dandy, the Quiet Stockman, ourselves,
every horse-"boy" that could be mustered,
a numerous staff of camp "boys" for the
Dandy's work, and an almost complete
complement of dogs, Little Tiddle'ums only
being absent, detained at the homestead
this time with the cares of a nursery. A
goodly company all told as we sat among
the camp fires, with our horses clanking
through the timber in their hobbles: forty
horses and more, pack teams and relays
for the whole company and riding hacks,
in addition to both stock and camp horses
for active mustering; for it requires over
two hundred horses to get through
successfully a year's work on a "little place
like the Elsey."
Every one of the company had his special
work to attend to; but every one's work
was concerned with cattle, and cattle only.
The musterers were to work every area of
country again and again, and the Dandy's
work began in the building of the
much-needed yard to the north-west.

We breakfasted at the Springs all together,
had dinner miles apart, and all met again
at the Stirling for supper. Dan and
ourselves dined also at the Stirling on
damper and "push" and vile-smelling
blue-black tea. The damper had been
carried in company with some beef and
tea, in Dan's saddle-pouch; the tea was
made with the thick, muddy, almost putrid
water of the fast-drying water hole, and the
"push" was provided by force of
circumstances, the pack teams being miles
away with the plates, knives, and forks.
Out-bush we take the good with the bad as
we find it; so we sat among towering
white-ant hills, drinking as little of the tea
as possible and enjoying the damper and
"push" with hungry relish.

Around the Stirling are acres of
red-coloured,     queer-shaped      uncanny
white ant hills, and camped among these
we sat, each served with a slice of damper
that carried a smaller slice of beef upon it,
providing the "push" by cutting off small
pieces of the beef with a pen-knife, and
"pushing" them along the damper to the
edge of the slice, to be bitten off from
there in hearty mouthfuls.

No butter, of course. In Darwin, eight
months before we had tasted our last
butter on ship-board, for tinned butter,
out-bush, in the tropics, is as palatable as
castor oil. The tea had been made in the
Maluka's quart-pot, our cups having been
carried dangling from our saddles, in the
approved manner of the bush-folk.

We      breakfasted     at   the Springs,
surrounded by the soft forest beauty; ate
our dinner in the midst of grotesque
ant-hill scenery, and spent the afternoon
looking for a lost water-hole.

The Dandy was to build his yard at this
hole when it was found, but the difficulty
was to find it. The Sanguine Scot had
"dropped on it once," by chance, but lost
his bearing later on. All we knew was that
it was there to be found somewhere in that
corner of the run--a deep permanent hole,
"back in the scrub somewhere," according
to the directions of the Sanguine Scot.

Of course the black boys could have found
it; but it is the habit of black boys to be
quite ignorant of the whereabouts of all
lost or unknown waters, for when a black
fellow is "wanted" he is looked for at
water, and in his wisdom keeps any
"water" he can a secret from the white folk,
an unknown "water" making a safe
hiding-place when it suits a black fellow to
obliterate himself for a while.

Eventually we found our hole, after long
wanderings and futile excursions up
gullies and by-ways, riding always in
single file, with the men in front to break
down a track through scrub and grass, and
the missus behind on old Roper.

"Like a cow's tail," Dan said, mentally
reviewing the order of the procession, as,
after dismounting, we walked round our
find--a wide-spreading sheet of deep,
clay--coloured water, snugly hidden
behind scrubby banks.
As we clambered on, two bushmen all in
white, a dog or two, and a woman in a
holland riding-dress, the Maluka pointed
out the inaptness of the simile.

"A cow's tail," he said, "is wanting in
expression and takes no interest in its
owner's hopes and fears," and suggested a
dog's tail as a more happy comparison.
"Has she not wagged along behind her
owner all afternoon?" he asked, "drooping
in sympathy whenever his hopes came to
nothing; stiffening expectantly at other
times, and is even now vibrating with
pleasure in this his hour of triumph."

Bush-folk being old fashioned, no one
raised any objection to the term "owner,"
as Dan chuckled over the amendment.

After thinking the matter well out, Dan
decided he was "what you might call a
tail-less tyke." "We've had to manage
without any wagging, haven't we, Brown,
old chap?" he said, unconscious of the note
in his voice that told of lonely years and
vague longings.

As Brown acknowledged this reference to
himself, by stirring the circle of hairs that
expressed his sentiments to the world, Dan
further proved the expansiveness of the
Maluka's simile.

"You might have noticed," he went on,
"that when a dog does own a tail he
generally manages to keep it out of the
fight somehow." (In marriage as Dan had
known it, strong men had stood between
their women and the sharp cuffs and blows
of life; "keeping her out of the fight
somehow.")     Then    the     procession
preparing to re-form, as the Maluka,
catching Roper, mounted me again, Dan
completely rounded off the simile. "Dogs
seem able to wrestle through somehow
without a tail," he said, "but I reckon a tail
'ud have a bit of a job getting along without
a dog." As usual, Dan's whimsical fancy
had burrowed deep into the heart of a
great truth; for, in spite of what "tails" may
say, how few there are of us who have any
desire to "get along without the dog."

We left the water-hole about five o'clock,
and riding into the Stirling camp at
sundown, found the Dandy there, busy at
the fire, with a dozen or so of large silver
fish spread out on green leaves beside

"Good enough!" Dan cried at the first sight
of them, and the Dandy explained that the
boys had caught "shoals of 'em" at his
dinner-camp at the Fish Hole, assuring us
that the water there was "stiff with 'em." But
the Dandy had been busy elsewhere.
"Good enough!" Dan had said at the sight
of the fish, and pointing to a billy full of
clear, sweet water that was just thinking of
boiling, the Maluka echoed the sentiment
if not the words.

"Dug a soakage along the creek a bit and
got it," the Dandy explained; and as we
blessed him for his thoughtfulness, he
lifted up a clean cloth and displayed a pile
of crisp Johnny cakes. "Real slap up ones,"
he assured us, breaking open one of the
crisp, spongy rolls. It was always a treat to
be in camp with the Dandy: everything
about the man was so crisp and clean and

As we settled down to supper, the Fizzer
came shouting through the ant-hills, and,
soon after, the Quiet Stockman rode into
camp. Our Fizzer was always the Fizzer.
"Managed to escape without help?" he
shouted in welcome as he came to the
camp fire, alluding to his promise "to do a
rescue"; and then he surveyed our supper.
"Struck it lucky, as usual," he declared,
helping himself to a couple of fish from the
fire and breaking open one of the crisp
Johnny cakes. "Can't beat grilled fish and
hot rolls by much, to say nothin' of tea."
The Fizzer was one of those happy, natural
people who always find the supply exactly
suited to the demand.

But if our Fizzer was just our Fizzer, the
Quiet Stockman was changing every day.
He was still the Quiet Stockman, and
always would be, speaking only when he
had something to say, but he was learning
that he had much to say that was worth
saying, or, rather, much that others found
worth listening to; and that knowledge was
squaring his shoulders and bringing a new
ring into his voice.

Around the camp fires we touched on any
subject that suggested itself, but at the
Stirling that night, four of us being Scotch,
we found Scotland and Scotchmen an
inexhaustible topic, and before we turned
in were all of Jack's opinion, that "you can't
beat the Scots." Even the Dandy and the
Fizzer were converted; and Jack having
realised that there are such things as
Scotchwomen--Scotch-hearted women--a
new bond was established between us.

No one had much sleep that night, and
before dawn there was no doubt left in our
mind about the outside cattle coming in. It
seemed as though every beast on the run
must have come in to the Stirling that night
for a drink. Every water-hole out-bush is as
the axis of a great circle, cattle pads
narrowing into it like the spokes of a
wheel, from every point of the compass,
and along these pads around the Stirling
mob after mob of cattle came in in single
file, treading carelessly, until each old bull
leader, scenting the camp, gave its low,
deep, drawn-out warning call that told of
danger at hand. After that rang out, only an
occasional snapping twig betrayed the
presence of the cattle as they crept
cautiously in for the drink that must be
procured at all hazards. But after the drink
the only point to be considered was safety,
and in a crashing stampede they rushed
out into the timber. Till long after midnight
they were at it, and as Brown and I were
convinced that every mob was coming
straight over our net, we spent an uneasy
night. To make matters worse, just as the
camp was settling down to a deep sleep
after the cattle had finally subsided, Dan's
camp reveille rang out.
It was barely three o'clock, and the Fizzer
raised an indignant protest of: "Moonrise,
you bally ass."

"Not it," Dan persisted, unfortunately bent
on argument; "not at this quarter of the
moon, and besides it was moonlight all
evening," and, that being a strong peg to
hang his argument on, investigating heads
appeared from various nets. "Seem to
think I don't know dawn when I see it," Dan
added, full of scorn for the camp's want of
observation; but before we had time to
wither before his scorn, Jack turned the
tables for us with his usual quiet finality.
"That's the west you're looking at," he said.
"The moon's just set"; and the curtain of
Dan's net dropped instantly.

"Told you he was a bally ass," the Fizzer
shouted in his delight, and promising Dan
something later on, he lay down to rest.

Dan, however, was hopelessly roused.
"Never did that before," gurgled out of his
net, just as we were dropping off once
more; but a withering request from the
Dandy to "gather experience somewhere
else," silenced him till dawn, when he had
the wisdom to rise without further reveille.

After breakfast we all separated again: the
Dandy to his yard-building at the Yellow
Hole, and the rest of us, with the cattle
boys, in various directions, to see where
the cattle were, each party with its team of
horses, and carrying in its packs a bluey,
an oilskin, a mosquito net, a plate, knife,
and fork apiece, as well as a "change of
duds" and a bite of tucker for all: the bite
of tucker to be replenished with a killer
when necessary, the change of duds to be
washed by the boys also when necessary,
and the plate to serve for all courses, the
fastidious turning it over for the damper
and jam course.

The Maluka spent one day with Dan
beyond the "frontgate"--his tail wagging
along     behind    as    a   matter    of
course--another         day        passed
boundary-riding, inspecting water-holes,
and doubling back to the Dandy's camp to
see his plans; then, picking up the Quiet
Stockman, we struck out across country,
riding four abreast through the open
forest-lands, and were camped at
sundown, in the thick of the cattle, miles
from the Dandy's camp, and thirty miles
due north from the homestead. "Whatever
do you do with your time?" asked the South

Dan was in high spirits: cattle were coming
in everywhere, and another beautiful
permanent "water" had been discovered
in unsuspected ambush. To know all the
waters of a run is important; for they take
the part of fences, keeping the cattle in
certain localities; and as cattle must stay
within a day's journey or so of water, an
unknown water is apt to upset a man's

As the honour of finding the hole was all
Dan's, it was named DS. in his honour, and
we had waited beside it while he cut his
initials deep into the trunk of a tree,
deploring the rustiness of his education as
he carved. The upright stroke of the D was
simplicity     itself, but     after   that
complications arose.

"It's always got me dodged which way to
turn the darned thing," Dan said,
scratching faint lines both ways, and
standing off to decide the question. We
advised turning to the right, and the D was
satisfactorily completed, but S proved the
"dead finish," and had to be wrestled with

"Can't see why they don't name a chap with
something that's easily wrote," Dan said, as
we rode forward, with our united team of
horses and boys swinging along behind
us, and M and T and O were quoted as
examples. "Reading's always had me
dodged," he explained. "Left school
before I had time to get it down and
wrestle with it."

"There's nothing like reading and writing,"
the Quiet Stockman broke in, with an
earnestness that was almost startling; and
as he sat that evening in the firelight
poring over the "Cardinal's Snuff-box," I
watched him with a new interest.
Jack's reading was very puzzling. He
always     had    the    same      book--that
"Cardinal's Snuff-box"--and pored over it
with a strange persistence, that could not
have been inspired by the book. There
was no expression on his face of lively
interest or pleasure, just an intent, dogged
persistence; the strong, firm chin set as
though he were colt-breaking. Gradually,
as I watched him that night, the truth
dawned on me: the man was trying to
teach himself to read. The "Cardinal's
Snuff-box"! and the only clue to the
mystery, a fair knowledge of the alphabet
learned away in a childish past. In truth, it
takes a deal to "beat the Scots," or, what is
even better, to make them feel that they
are beaten.

As I watched, full of admiration, for the
proud, strong character of the man, he
looked up suddenly, and, in a flash, knew
that I knew. Flushing hotly, he rose, and
"thought he would turn in "; and Dan, who
had been discussing education most of the
evening, decided to "bottle off a bit of
sleep too for next day's use," and opened
up his swag.

"There's one thing about not being too
good at the reading trick," he said,
surveying his permanent property: "a chap
doesn't need to carry books round with
him to put in the spare time."

"Exactly," the Maluka laughed. He was
Iying on his back, with an open book face
downwards on his chest, looking up at the
stars. He always had a book with him, but,
book-lover as he was, it rarely got farther
than his chest when we were in camp. Life
out-bush is more absorbing than books.

"Of course reading's handy enough for
them as don't lay much stock on
education," Dan owned, stringing his net
between his mosquito-pegs, then, struck
with a new idea, he "wondered why the
missus never carries books round. Any
one 'ud think she wasn't much at the
reading trick herself," he said. "Never see
you at it, missus, when I'm round."

"Lay too much stock on education," I
answered, and, chuckling, Dan retired into
his net, little guessing that when he was
"round," his own self, his quaint outlook on
life, and the underlying truth of his
inexhaustible, whimsical philosophy, were
infinitely more interesting than the best
book ever written.

But the Quiet Stockman seemed perplexed
at the answer. "I thought reading 'ud learn
you most things," he said, hesitating
beside his own net; and before we could
speak, the corner of Dan's net was lifted
and his head reappeared. "I've learned a
deal of things in my time," he chuckled,
"but READING never taught me none of
'em." Then his head once more
disappeared, and we tried to explain
matters to the Quiet Stockman. The time
was not yet ready for the offer of a helping

At four in the morning we were roused by
a new camp reveille of Star-light. "Nothing
like getting off early when mustering's the
game," Dan announced. By sun-up the
musterers were away, and by sundown we
were coming in to Bitter Springs, driving a
splendid mob of cattle before us.

The Maluka and I had had nothing to do
with the actual gathering in of the mob, for
the missus had not "shaped" too well at her
first muster and preferred travelling with
the pack teams when active mustering was
in hand. Ignominious perhaps, but safe,
and safety counts for something in this
world; anyway, for the poor craven souls.
Riding is one thing; but crashing through
timber    and    undergrowth,     dodging
overhanging branches, leaping fallen logs,
and stumbling and plunging over
crab-holed and rat-burrowed areas, to say
nothing of charging bulls turning up at
unexpected corners, is quite another story.

"Not cut out for the job," was Dan's verdict,
and the Maluka covered my retreat by
saying that he had more than enough to do
without taking part in the rounding up of
cattle. Had mustering been one of a
manager's duties, I'm afraid the house
would have "come in handy" to pack the
dog away in with its chain.

As the yard of the Springs came into view,
we were making plans for the morrow, and
admiring the fine mattress swinging
before us on the tails of the cattle; but
there were cattle buyers at the Springs
who upset all our plans, and left no time for
the bang-tailing of the mob in hand.

The buyers were Chinese drovers,
authorised by their Chinese masters to
buy a mob of bullocks. "Want big mob,"
they said. "Cash! Got money here,"
producing a signed cheque ready for
filling in.

A Chinese buyer always pays "cash" for a
mob--by cheque--generally taking care to
withdraw all cash from the bank before the
cheque can be presented, and, as a result,
a dishonoured cheque is returned to the
station, reaching the seller some six or
eight weeks after the sale. Six or eight
weeks more then pass in demanding
explanations, and six or eight more
obtaining them, and after that just as many
more as Chinese slimness can arrange for
before a settlement is finally made. "Cash,"
the drover repeated insinuatingly at the
Maluka's unfathomable "Yes ?" Then,
certain that he was inspired, added, "Spot

But already the Maluka had decided on a
plan of campaign and, echoing the
drover's "Spot Cash," began negotiations
for a sale; and within ten minutes the
drovers retired to their camp, bound to
take the mob when delivered, and
inwardly marvelling at the Maluka's simple

Dan was appalled at it; but, always
deferential where the Maluka's business
insight was concerned, only "hoped he
knew that them chaps needed a bit of

"Their cash does," the Maluka corrected,
to Dan's huge delight; and, leaving the
musterers to go on with their branding
work, culling each mob of its prime
bullocks as they mustered, he set about
finding some one to "watch the cash," and
four days later rode into the Katherine
Settlement, with Brown and the missus, as
usual, at his heels.

We had spent one week out-bush, visiting
the four points of the compass, half a day at
the homestead packing a fresh swag; three
days riding into the Katherine, having
found incidental entertainment on the
road, and on the fourth day were entering
into an argument by wire with Chinese
slimness. "The monotony would kill me,"
declared the townsfolk.
On the road in we had met the Village
Settlement homeward bound--the bonnie
baby still riding on its mother's knee, and
smiling out of the depths of its sunbonnet;
but every one else was longing for the
bush. Darwin had proved all unsatisfying
bustle and fluster, and the trackless sea, a
wonder that inspired strange sickness
when travelled over.

For four days the Maluka argued with
Chinese slimness before he felt satisfied
that his cash was in safe keeping while the
Wag and others did as they wished with
our spare time. Then, four days later, again
Cheon and Tiddle'ums were hailing us in
welcome at the homestead.

But their joy was short-lived, for as soon as
the homestead affairs had been seen to,
and a fresh swag packed, we started
out-bush again to look for Dan and his
bullocks, and, coming on their tracks at
our first night camp, by following them up
next morning we rode into the Dandy's
camp at the Yellow Hole well after midday,
to find ourselves surrounded by the stir
and bustle of a cattle camp.

"Whatever do you do with your time?" ask
the townsfolk, sure that life out-bush is
stagnation, but forgetting that life is life
wherever      it    may      be      lived.

Only three weeks before, as we hunted for
it through scrub and bush and creek-bed,
the Yellow Hole had been one of our
Unknown Waters, tucked snugly away in
an out-of-the-way elbow of creek country,
and now we found it transformed into the
life-giving heart of a bustling world of men
and cattle and commerce. Beside it stood
the simple camp of the stockman--a litter
of pack-bags, mosquito-nets, and swags;
here and there were scattered the even
more simple camps of the black boys; and
in the background, the cumbrous camp of
the Chinese drovers reared itself up in
strong contrast to the camps of the
bushfolk--two fully equipped tents for the
drovers themselves and a simpler one for
their black boys. West of the Yellow Hole
boys were tailing a fine mob of bullocks,
and to the east other "boys" were
"holding" a rumbling mob of mixed cattle,
and while Jack and Dan rode here and
there shouting orders for the "cutting out"
of the cattle, the Dandy busied himself at
the fire, making tea as a refresher, before
getting going in earnest, the only restful,
placid, unoccupied beings in the whole
camp being the Chinese drovers. Not
made of the stuff that "lends a hand" in
other people's affairs, they sat in the shade
of their tents and looked on, well pleased
that men should bustle for their advantage.
As we rode past the drovers they favoured
us with a sweet smile of welcome, while
Dan met us with a chuckle of delight at the
sweetness of their smile, and as Jack took
our horses--amused both at the drovers'
sweetness and Dan's appreciation of it--the
Dandy greeted us with the news that we
had "struck it lucky, as usual," and that a
cup of tea would be ready in "half a

Dan also considered we had "struck it
lucky," but from a different point of view,
for he had only just come into camp with
the mixed cattle, and as the bullocks
among them more than completed the
number required, he suggested the
drovers should take delivery at once,
assuring us, as we drank the tea, that he
was just about dead sick of them "little
Chinese darlings."

The "little Chinese darlings," inwardly
delighted that the Maluka's simple trust
seemed as guileless as ever, smugly
professed themselves willing to fall in with
any arrangement that was pleasing to the
white folk, and as they mounted their
horses Dan heaved a sigh of satisfaction.

But Dan's satisfaction was premature, for it
took time and much galloping before the
"little Chinese darlings" could satisfy
themselves and each other that they had
the very finest bullocks procurable in their
mob. A hundred times they changed their
minds:     rejecting    chosen     bullocks,
recalling     rejected     bullocks,    and
comparing every bullock accepted with
every bullock rejected. Bulk was what they
searched for--plenty for their money, as
they judged it, and finally gathered
together a mob of coarse, wide-horned,
great-framed beasts, rolling in fat that
would drip off on the road as they
travelled in.

"You'd think they'd got 'em together for a
boiling-down establishment, with a bone
factory for a side line," Dan chuckled,
secretly pleased that our best bullocks
were left on the run, and, disbanding the
rejected bullocks before "they" could
"change their minds again," he gathered
together the mixed cattle and shut them in
the Dandy's new yard, to keep them in
hand for later branding.

But the "little Chinese darlings" had
counted on the use of that yard for
themselves, and finding that their bullocks
would have to be "watched" on camp that
night, they stolidly refused to take delivery
before morning, pointing out that should
the cattle stampede during the night, the
loss would be ours, not theirs.

"Well, I'm blowed!" Dan chuckled, but the
Maluka cared little whether the papers
were signed then or at sun-up; and the
drovers, pleased with getting their way so
easily, magnanimously offered to take
charge of the first "watch"--the evening
watch--provided that only our horses
should be used, and that Big Jack and
Jackeroo and others should lend a hand.

Dan wouldn't hear of refusing the offer. "Bit
of exercise'll do 'em good," he said; and
deciding the bullocks would be safe
enough with Jack and Jackeroo, we white
folk stretched ourselves in the warm
firelight after supper, and, resting,
watched the shadowy mob beyond the
camp, listening to the shoutings and
gallopings of the watchers as we chatted.

When a white man watches cattle, if he
knows his business he quiets his mob
down and then opens them out gradually,
to give them room to lie down, or ruminate
standing without rubbing shoulders with a
restless neighbour, which leaves him little
to do beyond riding round occasionally, to
keep his "boys" at their posts, and himself
alert and ready for emergencies. But a
Chinaman's idea of watching cattle is to
wedge them into a solid body, and hold
them huddled together like a mob of
frightened sheep, riding incessantly round
them and forcing back every beast that
looks as though it might extricate itself
from the tangle, and galloping after any
that do escape with screams of anxiety and

"Beck! beck!" (back), screamed our
drovers, as they galloped after escaped
beasts, flopping and wobbling and
gurgling in their saddles like half-filled
water-bags; galloping invariably after the
beasts, and thereby inciting there to
further galloping. And "Beck! beck!"
shouted our boys on duty with perfect
mimicry of tone and yells of delight at the
impotency of the drovers, galloping
always outside the runaways and bending
them back into the mob, flopping and
wobbling and gurgling in their saddles
until, in the half light, it was difficult to tell
drover from "boy." Not detecting the
mimicry, the drovers in no way resented it;
the more the boys screamed and galloped
in their service the better pleased they
were; while the "boys" were more than
satisfied    with     their    part     of    the
entertainment, Jackeroo and Big Jack
particularly enjoying themselves.

"They'll have 'em stampeding yet," Dan
said at last growing uneasy, as more and
more cattle escaped, and the mob shifted
ground with a rumbling rattle of hoofs
every few minutes. Finally, as the rumbling
rattle threatened to become permanent, a
long drawn-out cry of "Ring--ing" from Big
Jack sent Dan and the Quiet Stockman to
their saddles. In ten minutes the hubbub
had ceased, Dan's master-hand having
soothed the irritated beasts; then having
opened them out he returned to the camp
fire alone. Jack had gone on duty before
his time and sent the "little Chinese
darlings" to bed.

Naturally Dan's cattle-tussle reminded him
of other tussles with ringing cattle; then the
cattle-camp suggesting other cattle-camp
yarns, he settled down to reminiscences
until he had us all cold thrills and
skin-creeps, although we were gathered
around a blazing fire.

Tale after tale he told of stampedes and of
weaners piling up against fences. Then
followed a tale or two of cattle Iying quiet
as mice one minute, and up on their feet
crashing over camps the next, then tales of
men being "treed" or "skied," and tales of
scrub-bulls, maddened cow-mothers, and

"Pokers," it appears, have a habit of
poking out of mobs, grazing quietly as
they edge off until "they're gone before
you miss 'em." Camps seem to have some
special attraction for pokers, but we
learned they object to interference. Poke
round peaceful as cats until "you rile
them," Dan told us, and then glided into a
tale of how a poker "had us all treed once."

"Poked in a bit too close for our fancy
while we were at supper," he explained,
"so we slung sticks at him to turn him back
to the mob, and the next minute was
making for trees, but as there was only
saplings handy, it would have been a bit
awkward for the heavy weights if there
hadn't have been enough of us to divide
his attentions up a bit." (Dan was a good
six feet, and well set up at that.) "Climbing
saplings to get away from a stag isn't much
of a game," he added, with a reminiscent
chuckle; "they're too good at the bending
trick. The farther up the sapling you climb,
the nearer you get to the ground."

Then he favoured us with one of his
word-pictures: "There was the sapling
bending like a weeping willow," he said,
"and there was the stag underneath it,
looking up at me and asking if he could do
anything for me, taking a poke at me boot
now and then, just to show nothing would
be no bother, and there was me, hanging
on to the sapling, and leaning lovingly
over him, telling him not to go hanging
round, tiring himself out on my account;
and there was the other chaps--all light
weights--laughing fit to split, safe in their
saplings. 'Twasn't as funny as it looked,
though," he assured us, finding us
unsympathetic, "and nobody was exactly
sorry when one of the lads on duty came
along to hear the fun, and stock-whipped
the old poker back to the mob."
The Maluka and the Dandy soon proved it
was nothing to be "treed." "Happens every
time a beast's hauled out of a bog, from all
accounts, that being the only thanks you
get for hauling 'em out of the mess." Then
Dan varied the recital with an account of a
chap getting skied once who forgot to
choose a tree before beginning the
hauling business, and immediately after
froze us into horror again with the details
of two chaps "lying against an old rotten
log with a mob of a thousand going over
'em "; and we were not surprised to hear
that when they felt well enough to sit up
they hadn't enough arithmetic left between
'em to count their bruises.

After an evening of ghost stories, a
creaking door is enough to set teeth
chattering; and after an evening of
cattle-yarns, told in a cattle camp, a
snapping twig is enough to set hair lifting;
and just as the most fitting place for ghost
stories is an old ruined castle, full of eerie
noises, so there is no place more suited to
cattle-camp yarns than a cattle camp. They
need the reality of the camp-fire, the litter
of camp baggage, the rumbling mob of
shadowy cattle near at hand, and the
possibilities        of      the          near
future--possibilities brought home by the
sight of tethered horses standing saddled
and bridled ready "in case of accidents."

Fit surroundings add intensity to all tales,
just as it added intensity to my feelings
when Dan advised the Maluka to swing our
net near a low-branched tree, pointing out
that it would "come in handy for the missus
if she needed it in a hurry."

I favoured climbing the tree at once, and
spending the night in it, but the men-folk
assuring me that I would be "bound to hear
them coming," I turned in, sure only of one
thing, that death may come to the
bush-folk in any form but ennui. Yet so
adaptable    are     we     bush-folk    to
circumstances that most of that night was

At sun-up, the drovers, still sweetly
smiling, announced that two bullocks had
strayed during some one's watch. Not in
theirs, they hastened to assure us, when
Dan sniffed scornfully in the background.

But Dan's scorn turned to blazing wrath,
when--the drovers refusing to replace the
"strays" with cows from the mixed cattle in
hand, and refusing also to take delivery of
the bullocks, two beasts short--the
musterers had to turn out to gather in a
fresh mob of cattle for the sake of two
bullocks. "Just as I was settling down to
celebrate Sunday, too," Dan growled, as
he and Jack rode out of camp.

Forty years out-bush had not been enough
to stamp generations of Sabbath-keeping
out of Dan's blood, although he was not
particular which day of the week was set
apart for his Sabbath. "Two in a fortnight"
was all he worried about.

Fortune favouring the musterers, by
midday all was peace and order; the
drovers, placid and contented, had retired
to their tents once more, reprieved from
taking delivery for another day and night,
and after dinner, as the "boys" tailed the
bullocks and mixed cattle on the outskirts
of the camp, to graze them, we settled
down to "celebrate our Sabbath" by
resting in the warm, dry shade.

Here and there upon the grassy incline
that stretched between the camp and the
Yellow Hole, we settled down each
according to his taste; Dan with his back
against a tree trunk and far-reaching legs
spread out before him; the Maluka, Jak
[sic], and the Dandy flat upon their backs,
with bent-back folded arms for pillows,
and hats drawn over eyes to shade them
from the too dazzling sunlight; dogs,
relaxed and spread out, as near to their
master as permitted, and the missus "fixed
up" in an opened-out, bent-back grassy
tussock, which had thus been formed into
a luxurious armchair. At the foot of the
incline lay the Yellow Hole, gleaming and
glancing in the sunshine; all around and
about us were the bush creatures, rustling
in the scrub and grasses--flies were
conspicuous by their absence, here and
there shafts of sunlight lay across the
gray-brown shade; in the distance the
grazing cattle moved among the timber;
away out in the glorious sunshine, beyond
and above the tree-tops, brown-winged,
slender Bromli kites wheeled and circled
and hovered and swooped; and lounging
in the sun-flecked shade, well satisfied
with our lot, we looked out into the blue,
sunny depths, each one of us the
embodiment of lazy contentment, and
agreeing with Dan that "Sunday wasn't a
bad institution for them as had no
objection to doing a loaf now and then."

That suggesting an appropriate topic of
conversation to Dan, for a little while we
spoke of the Sabbath-keeping of our
Scottish forefathers; as we spoke, idly
watching the circling, wheeling Bromli
kites, that seemed then as at all times, an
essential part of the sunshine. To the
bush-folk of the Never-Never, sunshine
without Bromli kites would be as a
summer's day without the sun. All day and
every day they hover throughout it, as they
search and wait and watch for carrion,
throwing dim, gliding shadows as they
wheel and circle, or flashing sunshine from
brown wings by quick, sudden swoops,
hovering and swooping throughout the
sunshine, or rising to melt into blue depths
of the heavens, where other arching,
floating specks tell of myriads there, ready
to swoop, and fall and gather and feast
wherever their lowest ranks drop
earthwards with the crows.

Lazily we watched the floating movement,
and as we watched, conversation became
spasmodic--not worth the energy required
to sustain it--until gradually we slipped
into one of those sociable silences of the
bushfolk--silences that draw away all
active thought from the mind, leaving it a
sensitive    plate    ready   to    absorb
impressions and thoughts as they flit about
it, silences where every one is so in
harmony     with    his  comrades    and
surroundings that the breaking of them
rarely jars--spoken words so often
defining the half-absorbed thoughts.

Dimly conscious of each other, of the
grazing cattle the Bromli kites, the sweet
scents and rustling sounds of the bush, of
each other's thoughts and that the last
spoken thought among us had been
Sabbath-keeping, we rested, idly, NOT
thinking, until Dan's voice crept into the

"Never was much at religion meself," he
said, lazily altering his position, "but Mrs.
Bob was the one to make you see things
right off." Lazily and without stirring we
gave our awakened attention, and after a
quiet pause the droning Scotch voice went
on, too contented to raise itself above a
drone: "Can't exactly remember how she
put it; seemed as though you'd only got to
hoe your own row the best you can, and
lend others a hand with theirs, and just let
God see after the rest."

Quietly, as the droning voice died away,
we slipped back into our silence, lazily
dreaming on, with Dan's words lingering in
our minds, until, in a little while, it seemed
as though the dancing tree-tops, the
circling Bromli kites, every rustling sound
and movement about us, had taken them
up and were shouting them to the echo.
"How much you will be able to teach the
poor, dark souls of the stockmen," a
well-meaning Southerner had said, with
self-righteous arrogance; and in the
brilliant glory of that bush Sabbath, one of
the "poor, dark souls" had set the air
vibrating with the grandest, noblest
principles of Christianity summed up into
one brief sentence resonant with its
ringing commands: Hoe your own row the
best you can. Lend others a hand with
theirs. Let God see to the rest.

Men there are in plenty out-bush, "not
much at religion," as they and the world
judge it, who have solved the great
problem of "hoeing their own rows" by the
simple process of leaving them to give
others a hand with theirs; men loving their
neighbours as themselves, and with whom
God does the rest, as of old. "Be still, and
know that I am God," is still whispered out
of the heart of Nature, and those bushmen,
unconsciously obeying, as unconsciously
belong to that great simple-hearted band
of worshippers, the Quakers; men who, in
the hoeing of their own rows have ever
lived their lives in the ungrudging giving
of a helping hand to all in need, content
that God will see to the rest.
Surely the most scrupulous Quaker could
find no fault with the "Divine Meeting" that
God was holding that day: the long, restful
preparation of silence; that emptying of all
active thought from the mind; that droning
Scotch voice, so perfectly tuned to our
mood, delivering its message in a
language that could pierce to the depths of
a bushman's heart; and then silence
again--a silence now vibrating with
thought. As gradually and naturally as it
had crept upon us, that silence slipped
away, and we spoke of the multitude of
sounds and creatures about us, until,
seeing deeper and deeper into Dan's
message every moment, we learned that
each sound and creature was hoeing its
own row as it alone knew how, and, in the
hoeing, was lending all others a hand with
theirs, as they toiled in the Mighty Row of
the Universe, each obedient to the great
law of the Creator that all else shall be left
to Him, as through them He taught the
world that no man liveth to himself alone.

"You will find that a woman alone in a
camp of men is decidedly out of place,"
the Darwin ladies had said; and yet that
day, as at all times, the woman felt
strangely and sweetly in place in the
bushmen's     camp.    "A     God-forsaken
country," others of the town have called
the Never-Never, because the works of
men have not yet penetrated into it. Let
them look from their own dark alleys and
hideous midnights into some or all of the
cattle camps out-bush, or, better still, right
into the "poor dark souls'" of the bush-folk
themselves--if their vision is clear
enough--before they judge.

Long before our midnight had come, the
camp was sleeping a deep, sound
sleep--those who were not on watch--a
dreamless sleep, for the bullocks were
peaceful and ruminating, the Chinese
drovers having been "excused" from duty
lest other beasts should stray during
"some one's" watch.

Soon after sun-up the head drover formally
accepted the mob, and, still inwardly
marvelling at the Maluka's trust, filled in
his cheque, and, blandly smiling, watched
while the Maluka made out receipts and
cancelled the agreement. Then, to show
that he dealt little in simple trust, he
carried the receipts and agreement in
private and in turn, to Dan, and Jack, and
the Dandy, asking each if all were honestly
made out.

Dan looked at the papers critically ("might
have been holding them upside down for
all I knew," he said later), and assured the
drover that all was right. "Which was true"
he added also later, "seeing the boss made
'em out." Dan dealt largely in simple trust
where the boss was concerned. Jack,
having heard Dan's report, took his cue
from it and passed the papers as "just the
thing "; but the Dandy read out every word
in them in a loud, clear voice, to his own
amusement and the drovers' discomfiture.

The papers having been thus proved
satisfactory, the drovers started their boys
with the bullocks, before giving their
attention to the packing up of their camp
baggage, and we turned to our own affairs.

As the Dandy's new yard was not furnished
yet with a draughting lane and branding
pens, the mixed cattle were to be taken to
the Bitter Springs yard; and by the time
Jack had been seen off with them and our
own camp packed up, the drovers had
become so involved in baggage that Dan
and the Dandy felt obliged to offer
assistance. Finally every one was ready to
mount, and then we and the drovers
exchanged polite farewells and parted,
seller and buyer each confident that he
knew more about the cash for that cheque
than the other. No doubt the day came
when those drovers ceased to marvel at
the Maluka's simple trust.

The drovers rode away to the north-west,
and as we set out to the south-east, Dan
turned his back on "them little darlings"
with a sigh of relief. "Reckon that money's
been earned, anyway," he said. Then, as
Jackeroo was the only available "boy," the
others all being on before with the cattle,
we gathered together our immense team
of horses and drove them out of camp. In
open order we jogged along across
country, with Jackeroo riding ahead as
pilot, followed by the jangling, straggling
team of pack- and loose horses, while
behind the team rode the white folk all
abreast, with six or eight dogs trotting
along behind again. For a couple of hours
we jogged along in the tracks of Jack's
cattle, without coming up with them, then,
just as we sighted the great rumbling mob,
a smaller mob appeared on our right.

"Run 'em into the mob," Dan shouted; and
at his shout every man and horse leapt
forward--pack-horses and all--and went
after them in pell-mell disorder.

"Scrub bulls! Keep behind them!" Dan
yelled giving directions as we stampeded
at his heels (it is not all advantage for
musterers to ride with the pack-team) then
as we and they galloped straight for Jack's
mob every one yelled in warning: "Hi! look
out there! Bulls! Look out," until Dan's
revolver rang out above the din.

Jack turned at the shot and saw the bulls,
but too late. Right through his mob they
galloped, splitting it up into fragments,
and in a moment pack-horses, cattle,
riders, bulls, were part of a surging,
galloping mass--boys galloping after bulls,
and bulls after boys, and the white folk
after anything and everything, peppering
bulls with revolver-shots (stock-whip
having no effect), shouting orders, and
striving their utmost to hold the mob; pack
and loose horses galloping and kicking as
they freed themselves from the hubbub;
and the missus scurrying here and there
on the outskirts of the melee, dodging
behind bushes and scrub in her anxiety to
avoid both bulls and revolver-shots. Ennui
forsooth! Never was a woman farther from
death by ennui.
Finally the horses gathered themselves
together in the friendly shelter of some
scrub, and as the woman sought safety
among them, the Maluka's rifle rang out,
and a charging bull went down before it.
Then out of the thick of the uproar Sambo
came full gallop, with a bull at his horse's
heels, and Dan full gallop behind the bull,
bringing his rifle to his shoulder as he
galloped, and as all three galloped madly
on Dan fired, and the bull pitching blindly
forward, Sambo wheeled, and he and Dan
galloped back to the mob to meet another
charging outlaw and deal with it.

Then in quick succession from all sides of
the mob bulls darted out with riders at
THEIR heels, or riders shot forward with
bulls at their heels, until the mob looked
like a great spoked wheel revolving on its
own axis. Bull after bull went down before
the rifles, old Roper, with the Maluka
riding him, standing like a rock under fire;
and then, just as the mob was quieting
down, a wild scrub cow with a half-grown
calf at her heels shot out of the mob and
headed straight for the pack team, Dan
galloping beside her and cracking
thunderclaps out of a stock-whip. Flash
and I scuttled to shelter, and Dan, bending
the cow back to the mob, shouted as he
passed by, at full gallop: "Here you are,
missus; thought you might like a drop of

For another five minutes the mob was
"held" to steady them a bit before starting,
and then, just as all seemed in order, one
of the prostrate bulls staggered to its
feet--anything but dead; and as a yell went
up "Look out, boss! look out!" Roper
sprang forward in obedience to the spurs,
just too late to miss a sudden, mad lunge
from the wounded outlaw, and the next
moment the bull was down with a few
more shots in him, and Roper was
receiving a tribute that only he could

With that surging mob of cattle beside
them, the Maluka and Dan had
dismounted, and were trying to staunch
the flow of blood, while black boys
gathered round, and Jack and the Dandy,
satisfied that the injuries were not "too
serious," were leaning over from their
saddles congratulating the old horse on
having "got off so easy." The wound
fortunately, was in the thigh, and just a
clean deep punch for, as by a miracle, the
bull's horn had missed all tendons and as
the old campaigner was led away for
treatmen he disdained even to limp, and
was well within a fortnight.

"Passing the time of day with Jack," Dan
called the scrimmage; as we left the field
of battle and looking back we found that
already the Bromli kites were closing in
and sinking and settling earthwards
towards the crows who were impatiently
waiting our departure--waiting to convert
the erst raging scrub bulls into white,
bleaching bones.

Travelling quicker than the cattle, we were
camped       and       at     dinner       at
"Abraham's"--another             lily-strewn
billabong--when the mob came in, the
thirsty     brutes      travelling       with
down-drooping heads and lowing deeply
and incessantly. Their direction showing
that they would pass within a few yards of
our camp fire, on their way to the water, as
a matter of course I stood up, and Dan,
with a chuckle, assured me that they had
"something else more important on than
chivying the missus."
But the recollection of that raging mob was
too vividly in mind, and the cattle
beginning to trot at the sight of the water,
decided against them, and the next
moment I was three feet from the ground,
among the low-spreading branches of a
giant Paper-bark. Jackeroo was riding
ahead, and flashed one swift, sidelong
glance after me but as the mob trotted by
he trotted with them as impassive as a

But we had by no means done with
Jackeroo; for as we sat in camp that night
at the Springs, with the cattle safe in the
yard, shouts of laughter from the "boys'"
camp attracted our attention, and we found
Jackeroo the centre-piece of the camp,
preparing to repeat some performance.
For a second or so he stood irresolute;
then, clutching wildly at an imaginary
something that appeared to encumber his
feet, with a swift, darting run and a
scrambling clamber, he was into the midst
of a sapling; then, our silence attracting
attention, the black world collapsed in
speechless convulsions.

"How the missus climbed a tree, little 'un,"
the Maluka chuckled; and the mimicry of
action had been so perfect that we knew it
could only be that. Every detail was there:
the moment of indecision, the wild clutch
at the habit, the quick, feminine lift of the
running feet, and the indescribably
feminine scrambling climb at the finish.

In that one swift, sidelong glance every
movement had been photographed on
Jackeroo's mind, to be reproduced later on
for the entertainment of the camp with that
perfect mimicry characteristic of the black
And it was always so. Just as they had
"beck-becked" and bumped in their
saddles with the Chinese drovers, so they
imitated every action that caught their
fancy, and almost every human being that
crossed their path--riding with feet
outspread after meeting one traveller; with
toes turned in, in imitation of another;
flopping, or sitting rigidly in their saddles,
imitating actions of hand and turns of the
head; anything to amuse themselves, from
riding side-saddle to climbing trees.

Jackeroo being "funny man" in the tribe,
was first favourite in exhibitions; but we
could get no further pantomime that night,
although we heard later from Bett-Bett that
"How the missus climbed a tree" had a
long run.

The next day passed branding the cattle,
and the following as we arrived within
sight of the homestead, Dan was
congratulating the Maluka on the "missus
being without a house," and then he
suddenly interrupted himself "Well, I'm
blest!" he said. "If we didn't forget all about
bangtailing that mob for her mattress."

We undoubtedly had, but thirty-three
nights, or thereabouts, with the warm,
bare ground for a bed, had made me
indifferent to mattresses, and hearing that
Dan became most hopeful of "getting her
properly educated" yet.

Cheon greeted us with his usual
enthusiasm, and handed the Maluka a
letter containing a request for a small mob
of bullocks within three weeks.

"Nothing like keeping the ball rolling,",
Dan said, also waxing enthusiastic, while
the South-folk remained convinced that life
out-bush           is          stagnation.

Dan and the Quiet Stockman went out to
the north-west immediately, to "clean up
there" before getting the bullocks
together; but the Maluka, settling down to
arrears of bookkeeping, with the Dandy at
his right hand, Cheon once more took the
missus under his wing feeding her up and
scorning her gardening efforts.

"The idea of a white woman thinking she
could grow water-melons," he scoffed,
when I planted seeds, having decided on a
carpet of luxuriant green to fill up the
garden beds until the shrubs grew. The
Maluka advised "waiting," and the seeds
coming up within a few days, Cheon, after
expressing surprise, prophesied an early
death or a fruitless life.
Billy Muck, however, took a practical
interest in the water-melons, and to incite
him to water them in our absence, he was
made a shareholder in the venture. As a
natural result, the Staff, the Rejected, and
the Shadows immediately applied for
shares--pointing out that they too carried
water to the plants--and the water-melon
beds became the property of a Working
Liability Company with the missus as
Chairman of Directors.

The shadows were as numerous as ever,
the rejected on the increase, but the staff
was, fortunately, reduced to three for the
time being; or, rather, reduced to two, and
increased again to three: Judy had been
called "bush" on business, and the Macs
having got out in good time.

Bertie's Nellie and Biddie had been
obliged to resign and go with the
waggons, under protest, of course, leaving
Rosy and Jimmy's Nellie augmented by
one of the most persistent of all the
shadows--a tiny child lubra, Bett-Bett.

Most of us still considered Bett-Bett one of
the shadows but she persisted that she was
the mainstay of the staff. "Me all day dust
'im paper, me round 'im up goat" she
would say. "Me sit down all right".

She certainly excelled in "rounding-up
goat," riding the old Billy like a race-horse;
and with Rosy filling the position of
housemaid to perfection, Jimmy's Nellie
proving invaluable in her vigorous
treatment of the rejected and the
wood-heap gossip filling in odd times, life
so far as it was dependent on black
folk--was running on oiled wheels: the
house was clean and orderly, the garden
flourished; and as the melons grew apace,
throwing out secondary leaves in defiance
of Cheon's prophecies, Billy Muck grew
more and more enthusiastic, and, usurping
the position of Chairman of the Directors,
he inspired the shareholders with so much
zeal that the prophecies were almost
fulfilled through a surfeit of watering. But
Cheon's attitude towards the water-melons
did not change, although he had begun to
look with favour upon mail-matter and
station books, finding in them a power that
could keep the Maluka at the homestead.

For two full weeks after our return from the
drovers' camp our life was exactly as
Cheon would have it--peaceful and
regular, with an occasional single day
"out-bush"; and when the Maluka in his
leisure began to fulfil his long-standing
promise of a defence around my garden,
Cheon expressed himself well-pleased
with his reform.
But even the demands of station books and
accumulated mail-matter can be satisfied
in time, and Dan reporting that he was
"getting going with the bullocks," Cheon
found his approval had been premature;
for, to his dismay, the Maluka abandoned
the fence, and began preparations for a
trip "bush." "Surely the missus was not
going?" he said; and next day we left him
at the homestead, a lonely figure, seated
on an overturned bucket, disconsolate and
fearing the worst.

Cheon often favoured an upside-down
bucket for a seat. Nothing more
uncomfortable for a fat man can be
imagined, yet Cheon sat on his rickety
perch, for the most part chuckling and
happy. Perhaps, like Mark Tapley, he felt it
a "credit being jolly" under such
By way of contrast, we found Dan and Jack
optimistic and happy, with some good
bullocks in hand, a record branding to
report for the fortnight's work, and a
drover in camp of such a delightful turn of
mind that he was inclined to look upon
every bullock mustered as "just the thing."
He was easily disposed of, and within a
week we were back at the homestead.

We had left Cheon sad and disconsolate,
but he met us, filled with fury, and holding
a sack of something soft in his arms.
"What's 'er matter?" he spluttered, almost
choking with rage. "Me savey grow
cabbage "; and he flung the sack at our
feet as we stood in the homestead
thoroughfare staring at him in wonder.
"Paper yabber!" he added curtly, passing
a letter to the Maluka.
It was a kindly, courteous letter from our
Eastern neighbour, who had "ventured to
send a cabbage, remembering the
homestead garden did not get on too
well." (His visits had been in Sam's day).
"How     kind!"    we    said,   and   not
understanding Cheon's wrath, the Maluka
opened the bag, and passed two fine
cabbages to him after duly admiring them.

They acted on Cheon like a red rag on a
bull. Flinging them from him, he sent them
spinning across the stony ground with two
furious kicks, following them up with
further furious kicks as we looked on in
speechless      amazement.     "What's  'er
matter?" he growled, as, abandoning the
chase with a final lunge, he stalked
indignantly back to us; and as the
unfortunate cabbages turned over and lay
still on their tattered backs, he began to
explain his wrath. Was he not paid to grow
cabbages, he asked, and where had he
failed that we should accept cabbages
from neighbours? Cabbages for ourselves,
but insults for him! Then, the comical side
of his nature coming to the surface as
unexpectedly as his wrath, he was
overcome with laughter, and clung to a
verandah post for support, while still
speechless, we looked on in consternation,
for laughing was a serious matter with

"My word, me plenty cross fellow," he
gasped at intervals and finally led the way
to the vegetable garden, where he cut an
enormous cabbage and carried it to the
store to weigh it. The scale turned at
twelve pounds, and, sure of our ground
now, we compared its mighty heart to the
stout heart of Cheon--a compliment fully
appreciated by his Chinese mind; then,
having disparaged the tattered results to
his satisfaction, we went to the house and
wrote a letter of thanks to our neighbour,
giving him so vivid a word-picture of the
reception of his cabbages that he felt
inspired to play a practical joke on Cheon
later     on.    One    thing     is   very
certain--everyone       enjoyed       those
cabbages including even Cheon and the

Of course we had cabbage for dinner that
day, and the day following, and the next
day again, and were just fearing that
cabbage was becoming a confirmed habit
when Dan coming in with reports we all
went bush again, and the spell was
broken. "A pity the man from Beyanst
wasn't about," Dan said when he heard of
the daily menu.

It was late in September when Dan came
in, and four weeks slipped away with the
concerns of cattle and cattle-buyers and
cattle-duffers, and as we moved hither and
thither the water-melons leafed and
blossomed and fruited to Billy's delight,
and Cheon's undisguised amazement and
the line party, creeping on, crept first into
our borders and then into camp at the
Warlochs, and Happy Dick's visits,
dog-fights, and cribbage became part of
the station routine. Now and then a
traveller from "inside" passed out, but as
the roads "inside" were rapidly closing in,
none came from the Outside going in, and
because of that there were no extra mails,
and towards the end of October we were
wondering how we were "going to get
through the days until the Fizzer was due
again," when Dan and Jack came in
unexpectedly for a consultation.

"Run clean out of flour," Dan announced,
with a wink and a mysterious look towards
the black world, as he dismounted at the
head of the homestead thoroughfare then,
after inquiring for the "education of the
missus" he added, with further winks and
mystery, that it only needed a nigger hunt
to round off her education properly but it
was after supper before he found a fitting
opportunity to explain his winks and
mystery. Then, joining us as we lounged in
the open starry space between the
billabong and the house, he chuckled:
"Yes, it just needs a nigger hunt to make
her education a credit to us."

Dan never joined us in the evenings
without an invitation, although he was not
above putting himself in the way of one.
Whenever he felt inclined for what he
called "a pitch with the boss and missus"
he would saunter past at a little distance,
apparently bound for the billabong, but in
reality ready to respond to the Maluka's "Is
that you, Dan?" although just as ready to
saunter on if that invitation was not
forthcoming--a happy little arrangement
born of that tact and delicacy of the
bush-folk that never intrudes on another
man's privacy.

Dan being just Dan rarely had need to
saunter on; and as he sewed down on the
grass in acceptance of this usual form of
invitation, he wagged his head wisely,
declaring "she had got on so well with her
education that it 'ud be a pity not to finish
her off properly." Then dropping his
bantering tone, he reported a scatter-on
among the river cattle.

"I wasn't going to say anything about it
before the "boys," he said, "but it's time
some one gave a surprise party down the
river;" and a "scatter-on" meaning
"niggers in," Maluka readily agreed to a
surprise patrol of the river country, that
being forbidden ground for blacks' camps.

"It's no good going unless it's going to be a
surprise party," Dan reiterated; and when
the Quiet Stockman was called across from
the Quarters, he was told that "there wasn't
going to be no talking before the boys."

Further consultations being necessary,
Dan feared arousing suspicion, and to
ensure his surprise party, and to guard
against any word of the coming patrol
being sent out-bush by the station "boys,"
he indulged in a little dust-throwing, and
there was much talking in public about
going "out to the north-west for the boss to
have another look round there," and much
laying of deep plans in private.

Finally, it was decided that the Quiet
Stockman and his "boys" were to patrol the
country north from the river while we were
to keep to the south banks and follow the
river down to the boundaries in all its
windings, each party appointed to camp at
the Red Lily lagoons second night out,
each, of course, on its own side of the
river. It being necessary for Jack to cross
the river beyond the Springs, he left the
homestead half a day before us--public
gossip reporting that he was "going
beyond the Waterhouse horse mustering,"
and Dan finding dust-throwing highly
diverting, shouted after him that he "might
as well bring some fresh relays to the
Yellow Hole in a day or two," and then
giving his attention to the packing of swags
and pack-bags, "reckoned things were just
about fixed up for a surprise party."

At our appointed time we left the
homestead, taking the north-west track for
over a mile to continue the dust-throwing;
and for the whole length of that mile Dan
reiterated the "advantages of surprise
parties," and his opinion that "things were
just about properly fixed up for one"; and
when we left the track abruptly and set off
across country at right angles to it,
Sambo's quick questioning, suspicious
glance made it very evident that he, for
one, had gleaned no inkling of the patrol,
which naturally filled Dan with delight.

"River to-night, Sambo," he said airily, but
after that one swift glance Sambo rode
after us as stolid as ever--Sambo was
always difficult to fathom--while Dan spent
the afternoon congratulating himself on the
success of his dust-throwing, proving with
many illustrations that "it's the hardest
thing to spring a surprise on niggers.
Something seems to tell 'em you're
coming," he explained. "Some chaps put it
down to second-sight or thought-reading."

When we turned in Dan was still chuckling
over his cute handling of the trip. "Bluffed
'em this time all right," he assured us, little
guessing that the blacks at the "Red Lilies,"
thirty miles away, and other little groups of
blacks travelling down the river towards
the lagoons were conjecturing on the
object of the Maluka's visit--"something
having told them we were coming."

The "something" however, was neither
second-sight nor thought-reading, but a
very simple, tangible "something." Sambo
had gone for a stroll from our camp about
sundown, and one of Jack's boys had gone
for a stroll from Jack's camp, and soon
afterwards two tell-tale telegraphic
columns of smoke, worked on some
blackfellow dot-dash-system, had risen
above the timber, and their messages had
also been duly noted down at the Red
Lilies and elsewhere, and acted upon. The
Maluka was on the river, and when the
Maluka was about, it was considered
wisdom to be off forbidden ground; not
that the blacks feared the Maluka, but no
one cares about vexing the goose that lays
the golden eggs.

On stations in the Never-Never the blacks
are supposed to camp either in the
homesteads, where no man need go
hungry, or right outside the boundaries on
waters beyond the cattle, travelling in or
out as desired, on condition that they keep
to the main travellers' tracks--blacks
among the cattle having a scattering effect
on the herd, apart from the fact that
"niggers in" generally means cattle-killing.

Of course no man ever hopes to keep his
blacks absolutely obedient to this rule; but
the judicious giving of an odd bullock at
not too rare intervals, and always at
corroborree times, the more judicious
winking at cattle killing on the boundaries,
where     cattle   scaring     is  not    all
disadvantage, and the even more judicious
giving of a hint, when a hint is necessary,
will do much to keep them fairly well in
hand, anyway from openly harrying and
defiant killing, which in humanity is surely
all any man should ask.

The white man has taken the country from
the black fellow, and with it his right to
travel where he will for pleasure or food,
and until he is willing to make recompense
by granting fair liberty of travel, and a fair
percentage of cattle or their equivalent in
fair payment--openly and fairly giving
them, and seeing that no man is unjustly
treated    or     hungry       within   his
borders--cattle killing, and at times even
man killing by blacks, will not be an
offence against the white folk.

A black fellow kills cattle because he is
hungry and must be fed with food, having
been trained in a school that for
generations has acknowledged "catch who
catch can" among its commandments; and
until the long arm of the law interfered,
white men killed the black fellow because
they were hungry with a hunger that must
be fed with gold, having been trained in a
school     that   for   generations    has
acknowledged "Thou shalt not kill" among
its commandments; and yet men speak of
the "superiority" of the white race, and,
speaking, forget to ask who of us would go
hungry if the situation were reversed, but
condemn the black fellow as a vile thief,
piously quoting--now it suits them--from
those same commandments, that men
"must not steal," in the same breath
referring to the white man's crime (when it
finds them out) as "getting into trouble
over some shooting affair with blacks."
Truly we British-born have reason to brag
of our "inborn sense of justice."

The Maluka being more than willing to
give his fair percentage, a judicious hint
from him was generally taken quietly and
for the time discreetly obeyed, and it was
a foregone conclusion that our "nigger
hunt" would only involve the captured with
general discomfiture; but the Red Lilies
being a stronghold of the tribe, and a
favourite hiding-place for "outsiders,"
emergencies were apt to occur "down the
river," and we rode out of camp with rifles
unslung and revolvers at hand.

Dan's sleep had in no wise lessened his
faith in the efficiency of dust-throwing, and
as we set out he "reckoned" the missus
would "learn a thing or two about surprise
parties this trip." We all did, but the black
fellows gave the instruction.

All morning we rode in single file,
following the river through miles of deep
gorges, crossing here and there stretches
of grassy country that ran in valleys
between gorge and gorge, passing
through deep Ti Tree forests at times, and
now and then clambering over towering
limestone ridges that blocked the way,
with, all the while, the majestic Roper river
flowing deep and wide and silent on our
left, between its water-lily fringed
margins. It would take a mighty drought to
dry      up     the      waters     of    the
Territory--permanent, we call them, sure
of our rivers and our rains. Almost fifty
miles of these deep-flowing waterways fell
to our share; thirty-five miles of the Roper,
twelve in the Long Reach, besides great
holes scattered here and there along the
beds of creeks that are mighty rivers in
themselves "during the Wet." Too much
water, if anything, was the complaint at the
Elsey, for water everywhere meant cattle

For over two hours we rode, prying into
and probing all sorts of odd nooks and
crannies before we found any sign of
blacks, and then, Roper giving the alarm,
every one sat to attention. Roper had many
ways of amusing himself when travelling
through bush, but one of his greatest
delights was nosing out hidden black
fellows. At the first scent of "nigger" his
ears would prick forward, and if left to
himself, he would carry his rider into an
unsuspected nigger camp, or stand
peering into the bushes at a discomfited
black fellow, who was busy trying to think
of some excuse to explain his presence
and why he had hidden.

As Roper's ears shot forward and he turned
aside towards a clump of thick-set bushes,
Dan chuckled in expectation, but all Roper
found was a newly deserted gundi camp,
and        fresh      tracks     travelling
eastwards--tracks      left  during     the
night--after our arrival at the river, of

Dan surveyed the tracks, and his chuckles
died out, and, growing sceptical of the
success of his surprise party, he followed
them for a while in silence, Sambo riding
behind, outwardly stolid, but no doubt,
inwardly chuckling.
Other eastward-going tracks a mile or so
farther on made Dan even more sceptical,
and further tracks again set him harking
back to his theory of "something always
telling 'em somehow," and, losing interest
in nigger-hunts, he became showman of
the Roper river scenery.

Down into the depths of gorges he led us,
through ferny nooks, and over the sandy
stretches at the base of the mighty clefts
through which the river flows; and as we
rode, he had us leaning back in our
saddles, in danger of cricking our necks,
to look up at lofty heights above us, until a
rocky peninsula running right into the
river, after we had clambered up its sides
like squirrels, he led the way across its
spiky surfaced summit, and soon we were
leaning forward over our horses' necks in
danger of taking somersaults into space,
as we peered over the sides of a precipice
at the river away down beneath us.
"Nothing like variety," Dan chuckled; and
a few minutes later again we were leaning
well back in our saddles as the horses
picked their way down the far side of the
ridge, old Roper letting himself down in
his most approved style; dropping from
ledge to ledge as he went, stepping
carefully along their length, he would
pause for a moment on their edges to
judge distance, then, gathering his feet
together, he would sway out and drop a
foot or more to the next ledge. Riding
Roper was never more than sitting in the
saddle and leaving all else to him.
Wherever he went there was safety, both
for himself and his rider whether galloping
between trees or beneath over-hanging
branches, whether dropping down ridges
with the surefootedness of a mountain
pony, or picking his way across the
treacherous "springy country." No one
knew better than he his own limits, and
none better understood "springy country."
Carefully he would test suspicious-looking
turf with a cautious fore-paw, and when all
roads proved risky, in his own
unmistakable language he would advise
his rider to dismount and walk over,
having shown plainly that the dangerous
bit was not equal to the combined weight
of horse and man. When Roper advised,
wise men obeyed.

But gorges and ridges were not all Dan
had to show us. Twice in our thirty-five
miles of the Roper--about ten miles
apart--wide-spreading      rocky       arches
completely span the river a foot or so
beneath its surface, forming natural
crossing-places; for at them the full volume
of water takes what Dan called a
"duck-under," leaving only smoothly
flowing shallow streams, a couple of
hundred yards wide, running over the
rocky bridgeways. The first "duck-under"
occurs in a Ti Tree valley, and, marvelling
at the wonder of the rippling streamlet so
many yards wide and so few in length, with
that deep, silent river for its source and
estuary--we loitered in the pleasant forest
glen, until Dan, coming on further proofs of
a black fellow's "second-sight" along the
margins of the duck-under, he turned
away in disgust, and as we followed him
through the great forest he treated us to a
lengthy discourse on thought-reading.

The Salt Creek, coming into the Roper with
its deep, wide estuary, interrupted both
Dan's lecture and our course, and
following along the creek to find the
crossing we left the river, and before we
saw it again a mob of "brumbies" had
lured us into a "drouth" that even Dan
declared was the "dead finish."

Brumby horses being one of the problems
of the run, and the destruction of brumby
stallions imperative, as the nigger-hunt
was apparently off, the brumby mob
proved too enticing to be passed by, and
for an hour and more it kept us busy, the
Maluka and Dan being equally "set on
getting a stallion or two."

As galloping after brumbies when there is
no trap to run them into is about as wise as
galloping after a flight of swallows, we
followed at a distance when they galloped,
and stalked them against the wind when
they drew up to reconnoitre: beautiful,
clean-limbed, graceful creatures, with
long flowing manes and tails floating about
them, galloping freely and swiftly as they
drove the mares before them, or stepping
with light, dancing tread as they drew up
and faced about, with the mares now
huddled together behind them. Three
times they drew up and faced about and
each time a stallion fell before the rifles,
then, becoming more wary, they led us
farther and farther back, evading the rifles
at every halt, until finally they galloped out
of sight, and beyond all chance of pursuit.
Then, Dan discovering he had acquired
the "drouth," advised "giving it best" and
making for the Spring Hole in Duck Creek.

"Could do with a drop of spring water," he
said, but Dan's luck was out this trip, and
the Spring Hole proved a slimy bog "alive
with dead cattle," as he himself phrased it.
Three dead beasts lay bogged on its
margin, and held as in a vice, up to their
necks in slime and awfulness stood two
poor living brutes. They turned piteous
terrified eyes on us as we rode up, and
then Dan and the Maluka firing in mercy,
the poor heads drooped and fell and the
bog with a sickening sigh sucked them

As we watched, horribly fascinated, Dan
indulged in a soliloquy--a habit with him
when ordinary conversation seemed out of
place. "'Awful dry Wet we're having,' sez
he," he murmured, "'the place is alive with
dead cattle.' 'Fact,' sez he, 'cattle's dying
this year that never died before.'" Then
remarking that "this sort of thing" wasn't
"exactly a thirst quencher," he followed up
the creek bank into a forest of
cabbage-tree palms--tall, feathery-crested
palms everywhere, taller even that the
forest trees; but never a sign of water.

It was then two o'clock, and our last drink
had been at breakfast--soon after sun-up;
and for another hour we pegged wearily
on, with that seven hours' drouth done
horses, the beating sun of a Territory
October overhead, Brown stretched across
the Maluka's knees on the verge of
apoplexy, and Sool'em panting wearily on.
With the breaking of her leg little
Tiddle'ums had ended her bush days, but
as she lost in bush craft she gained in
excellency as a fence personifier.

By three o'clock we struck water in the
Punch Bowl--a deep, volcanic hole,
bottomless, the blacks say, but apparently
fed beneath by the river; but long before
then Dan's chuckle had died out, and
soliloquies had ceased to amuse him.

At the first sight of the water we revived,
and as Brown and Sool'em lay down and
revelled on its margin, Dan "took a pull as
an introduction," and then, after unpacking
the team and getting the fire going for the
billy, he opened out the tucker-bags,
having decided on a "fizz" as a "good

"Nothing like a fizz when you've got a
drouth on," he said, mixing soda and
cream-of-tartar into a cup of water, and
drinking deeply. As he drank, the "fizz"
spattered its foam all over his face and
beard, and after putting down the empty
cup with a satisfied sigh, he joined us as
we sat on the pebbly incline, waiting for
the billy to boil, and with the tucker-bags
dumped down around and about us. "Real
refreshing that!" he said, drawing a red
handkerchief from his belt and mopping
his spattered face and beard, adding, as
he passed the damp handkerchief over his
ears     and     neck     with    chuckling
exaggeration: "Tell you what! A fizz 'ud be
a great thing if you were short of water.
You could get a drink and have a good
wash-up with the one cupful."

With the "fizz," Dan's interest in education
revived, and after dinner he took up the
role of showman of the Roper scenery
once more, and had us scrambling over
boulders and cliffs along the dry bed of
the creek that runs back from the Punch
Bowl, until, having clambered over its left
bank into a shady glen, we found
ourselves beneath the gem of the Roper--a
wide-spreading banyan tree, with its
propped-up branches turning and twisting
in long winding leafy passages and
balconies, over a feathery grove of young
palm trees that had crept into its generous

Here and there the passages and
balconies graded one to another's level, all
being held together by innumerable stays
and props, sent down from branch to
branch, and from branches to the grassy
turf beneath; and one sweeping limb,
coming almost to the ground in a gentle
incline before twisting away and up again,
made ascent so simple that the men-folk
sent the missus for a "stroll in midair," sure
that no white woman's feet had yet trodden
those winding ways. And as she strolled
about the tree--not climbed--hindered
only by her holland riding-skirt, Brown
followed, anxiously but cautiously. Then,
the spirit of vandalism taking hold of the
Maluka, he cut the name of the missus
deep into the yielding bark.

There are some wonderful trees on the
Elsey, but not one of them will compare
with the majesty and grandeur of that old
banyan. Away from the world it stands
beyond those rocky ways and boulders,
with its soft shade sweeping curves, and
feathery undergrowth, making a beautiful
world of its own. For years upon years it
has     stood     there--may    be      for
centuries--sending down from its branches
those props for its old age, bountiful with
its shade, and indifferent whether its
path-ways be trodden by white feet or

After the heat and "drouth" we could have
loitered in that pleasant shade; but we
were due at the Red Lilies "second night
out"; and it being one of the unwritten laws
of     a      "nigger-hunt"     to     keep
appointments--"the other chaps worrying a
bit if you don't turn up"--soon after four
o'clock we were out in the blazing heat
again, following the river now along its
higher flood-bank through grassy plains
and open forest land.

By five o'clock Dan was prophesying that
"it 'ud take us all we knew to do the trick in
daylight," but at six o'clock, when we were
still eight miles from the Red Lilies, the
Maluka settled the question by calling for a
camp there and then. "The missus had had
enough," the Maluka decided, and Dan
became anxious. "It's that drouth that's
done it," he lamented; and although
agreeing with the Maluka that Jack would
survive a few hours' anxiety, regretted we
had "no way of letting him know." (We
were not aware of the efficiency of smoke

We turned back a short distance for better
watering for horses, settling down for the
night         at       the          second
"duck-under"--McMinn's bar--within sound
of the rushing of many waters; for here the
river comes back to the surface with a
mighty roar and swirling currents.
"Knockup camp," Dan christened it in his
pleasant way, and Sambo became
unexpectedly curious. "Missus knock up?"
he asked, and the Maluka nodding,
Sambo's question was forgotten until the
next mid-day.

By then we had passed the Red Lily
lagoons, and ridden across the salt-bush
plain, and through a deep belt of tall,
newly sprung green grass, that hugged the
river there just then, and having been
greeted by smug, smiling old black
fellows, were saluting Jack across two or
three hundred feet of water, as we stood
among our horses.

"Slewed!" Jack called in answer, through
hollowed     hands.     "Didn't   worry.
and Dan leaned against his horse, limp
with amazement.

"Heard the missus had knocked up?" he
gasped. "Well, I'm blowed! Talk of
surprise parties!" and the old black fellows
looked on enjoying the effect.

"Black fellow plenty savey," they said
loftily, and Dan was almost persuaded to a
belief in debbel-debbels, until our return
to the homestead, when Jimmy's Nellie
divulged the Court secret; then Dan
ejaculated another "Well, I'm blowed!"
with the theory of second-sight and
thought-reading falling about his ears.

After a consultation across the river in
long-drawn-out syllables, Jack decided on
a horse muster for the return trip--genuine
this time--and went on his way, after
appointing to meet us at Knock-up camp
next evening. But our horses refusing to
leave the deep green feed, we settled
down just where we were, beside the
river,   and      formed      a      curious
camping-ground for ourselves, a small
space hacked out and trampled down, out
of the dense rank grass that towered
above and around us.

But this was to be a record trip for
discomfort. Dan, on opening out the
tucker-bags, announced ruefully that our
supply of meat had "turned on us"; and as
our jam-tin had "blown," we feared we
were reduced to damper only, until the
Maluka unearthed a bottle of anchovy
paste, falsely labelled "Chicken and Ham."
"Lot's wife," Dan called it, after "tackling
some as a relish."

Birds were everywhere about the
lagoons--ducks, shags, great geese, and
pigmy geese, hovering and settling about
them in screaming clouds; and after
dinner, deciding we might as well have a
bit of game for supper, we walked across
the open salt-bush plain to the Big Red
Lily. But revolvers are hardly the thing for
duck shooting, and the soft-nosed bullets
of the Maluka's rifle reducing an
unfortunate duck to a tangled mass of
blood and feathers we were obliged to
accept, willy-nilly, the prospect of damper
and "Lot's wife" for supper. But our hopes
died hard, and we sneaked about the
gorgeous lagoons, revolvers in hand, for a
good hour, "larning a thing or two about
the lagoons" from Dan as we sneaked.

The Red Lily lagoons lie away from the
Roper, on either side of it, wide-spreading
and shallow--great sheets of water with tall
reeds and rushes about them, and glorious
in flowering time with their immense
cup-shaped crimson blossoms clustering
on long stalks above great floating
leaves--leaves nearly approaching three
feet in diameter I think; and everywhere
about the leaves hover birds and along the
margins of the lagoons stalk countless
waders, cranes, jabiroos, and oftentimes
douce native companions.

Being so shallow and wide-spreading, the
lagoons would dry up early in the "dry"
were it not that the blacks are able to refill
them at will from the river; for here the
Roper indulges in a third "duck-under," so
curious that with a few logs and sheets of
bark the blacks can block the way of its
waters and overflow them into the lagoons
thereby ensuring a plentiful larder to hosts
of wild fowl and, incidentally, to

As the mystery of this "duck-under" lies
under water, it can only be described from
hearsay. Here, so the blacks say, a solid
wall of rock runs out into the river,
incomplete, though, and complicated,
rising and terminating before mid-stream
into a large island, which, dividing the
stream unequally, sends the main body of
water swirling away along its northern
borders, while the lesser current glides
quietly around the southern side, slipping
partly over the submerged wall, and partly
through a great side-long cleft on its
face--gliding so quietly that the cleft can
be easily blocked and the wall heightened
when the waters are needed for the
lagoons. Black-fellow gossip also reports
that the island can be reached by a series
of subterranean caves that open into
daylight away at the Cave Creek, miles

Getting nothing better than one miserable
shag by our revolvers, we faced damper
and "Lot's wife" about sundown, returning
to camp through a dense Leichardt pine
forest, where we found myriads of bat-like
creatures, inches long, perhaps a foot,
hanging head downwards from almost
every branch of every tree. "Flying foxes,"
Dan called them, and Sambo helped
himself to a few, finding "Lot's wife"
unsatisfying; but the white folk "drew the
line at varmints."

"Had bandicoot once for me Christmas
dinner," Dan informed us, making extra
tea "on account of 'Lot's wife'" taking a bit
of "washing down." Then, supper over, the
problem of watering the horses had to be
solved. The margins of the lagoons were
too boggy for safety, and as the horses,
fearing alligators apparently, refused the
river, we had a great business persuading
them to drink out of the camp mixing dish.

The sun was down before we began; and
long before we were through with the
tussle, peculiar shrilling cries caught our
attention, and, turning to face down
stream, we saw a dense cloud
approaching--skimming along and above
the river: a shrilling, moving cloud,
keeping all the while to the river, but
reaching right across it, and away beyond
the tree tops.

Swiftly it came to us and sped on, never
ceasing its peculiar cry; and as it swept on,
and we found it was made up of
innumerable      flying     creatures,    we
remembered Dan's "flying foxes." In
unbroken continuity the cloud swept out of
the pine forest, along the river, and past
us,      resembling        an      elongated
kaleidoscope, all dark colours in
appearance; for as they swept by the
shimmering creatures constantly changed
places--gliding downwards as they flew,
before dipping for a drink to rise again
with swift, glancing movement, shrilling
that peculiar cry all the while. Like clouds
of drifting fog they swept by, and in such
myriads that, even after the Maluka began
to time them, full fifteen minutes passed
before they began to straggle out, and
twenty before the last few stragglers were
gone. Then, as we turned up stream to
look after them, we found that there the
dense cloud was rising and fanning out
over the tree tops. The evening drink
accomplished, it was time to think of food.

Dan welcomed the spectacle as an
"impromptu bit of education. Learnt
something meself, even," he said with
lordly superiority. "Been out-bush forty
years and never struck that before "; and
later, as we returned to camp, he declared
it "just knocked spots off De Rougemont."

But it had taken so long to persuade the
horses that a drink could proceed out of a
mixing dish, that it was time to turn in by
then; and Dan proceeded to clear a space
for a sleeping ground with a tomahawk.
"Seems no end to education once you
start," he chuckled, hacking at a stubborn
tussock. "Reckon no other woman ever
learned to make a bed with a tomahawk."
Then Sambo created a diversion by asking
for the loan of a revolver before taking a
message to the blacks' camp.

"Big mob bad fellow black fellow sit down
longa island," he explained; and Dan,
whimsical under all circumstances,
"noticed the surprise party wasn't exactly
going off without a hitch." "Couldn't have
fixed up better for them if they've got a
surprise party of their own up their
sleeves," he added ruefully, looking round
at the dense wall of grass about us; and as
he and the Maluka swung the two nets not
six feet apart, we were all of one mind that
"getting murdered was an experience we
could do nicely without." Then Sambo
returning and swinging his net in the
narrow space between the two others, set
Dan chuckling again. "Doesn't mean to
make a target of himself," he said; but his
chuckle died out when Sambo, preparing
to curl up in the safest place in the camp,
explained his presumption tersely by
announcing that "Monkey sit down longa
camp." Monkey was a law unto himself,
and a very unpleasant law, being a
reputed murderer several times over, and
when he and his followers were about,
white men saw to their rifles; and as we
turned in we also agreed "that this wasn't
exactly the kind of nigger hunt we had set
out for." "It makes a difference when the
other chap's doing the hunting, Sool'em,
old girl," Dan added, cautioning her to
keep her "weather eye open," as he saw to
his rifle and laid it, muzzle outwards, in his
net. Then, as we settled down for the night
with revolvers and rifle at hand, and Brown
at the head of our net, he "hoped" the
missus would not "go getting nightmare,
and make things unpleasant by shooting
round promiscuous like," and having by
this tucked himself in to his satisfaction, he
lay down, "reckoning this ought to just
about finish off her education, if she
doesn't get finished off herself by niggers
before morning."

A cheerful nightcap; but such was our faith
in Sool'em and Brown as danger signals,
that the camp was asleep in a few minutes.
Perhaps also because nigger alarms were
by no means the exception: the bush-folk
would get little sleep if they lay awake
whenever they were camped near
doubtful company. We sleep wherever we
are, for it is easy to grow accustomed even
to nigger alarms, and beside, the
bush-folk know that when a man has clean
hands and heart he has little to fear from
even his "bad fellow black fellows." But the
Red Lilies were beyond our boundaries,
and Monkey was a notorious exception,
and shrill cries approaching the camp at
dawn brought us all to our elbows, to find
only the flying foxes returning to the pine
forest, fanning inwards this time.

After giving the horses another drink, and
breakfasting on damper and "Lot's wife,"
we moved on again, past the glory of the
lagoons, to further brumby encounters,
carrying a water-bag on a pack-horse by
way of precaution against further
"drouths." But such was the influence of
"Lot's wife" that long before mid-day the
bag     was    empty,     and   Dan    was
recommending bloater-paste as a "grand
thing for breakfast during the Wet seeing
it keeps you dry all day long."
Further damper and "Lot's wife" for dinner,
and an afternoon of thirst, set us all
dreading supper, and about sundown
three very thirsty, forlorn white folk were
standing by the duck-under below
"Knock-up camp," waiting for the Quiet
Stockman, and hoping against hope that
his meat had not "turned on him"; and
when he and his "boys" came jangling
down the opposite bank, and splashing
and plunging over the "duckunder" below,
driving a great mob of horses before them
we assailed him with questions.

But although Jack's meat was "chucked out
days ago" he was merciful to us and
shouted out: "Will a dozen boiled duck do
instead? Got fourteen at one shot this
morning, and boiled 'em right off," he
explained as we seized upon his
tucker-bags. "Kept a dozen of 'em in case
of accidents." Besides a shot-gun, Jack had
much sense.

A dozen cold boiled duck "did" very nicely
after four meals of damper and
bloater-paste; and a goodly show they
made set out in our mixing dish.

Dan, gloating over them, offered to "do the
carving." "I'm real good at the poultry
carving trick, when there's a bird apiece,"
he chuckled, spearing bird after bird with
a two-pronged fork, and passing round
one apiece as we sat expectantly around
the mixing dish, all among the tucker-bags
and camp baggage. And so excellent a
sauce is hunger that we received and
enjoyed our "bird apiece" unabashed and
unblushingly--the men-folk returning for
further helpings, and the "boys" managing
all that were left.
All agreed that "you couldn't beat cold
boiled duck by much"; but in the morning
grilled fish was accepted as "just the thing
for breakfast"; then finding ourselves face
to face with Lot's wife, and not too much of
that, we beat a hasty retreat to the
homestead; a further opportune "catch" of
duck giving us heart for further brumby
encounters and another night's camp
out-bush. Then the following morning as
we rode towards the homestead Dan
"reckoned" that from an educational point
of view the trip had been a pronounced

Just before mid-day--five days after we
had left the homestead--we rode through
the Southern slip rails to find the Dandy at
work "cleaning out a soakage" on the brink
of     the    billabong,      with    Cheon
enthusiastically encouraging him. The
billabong, we heard, had threatened to
"peter out" in our absence, and riding
across the now dusty wind-swept
enclosure we realised that November was
with us, and that the "dry" was preparing
for its final fling--"just showing what it
could do when it tried."

With the South-east Trades to back it up it
was fighting desperately against the
steadily advancing North-west monsoon,
drying up, as it fought, every drop of
moisture left from last Wet. There was not
a blade of green grass within sight of the
homestead, and everywhere dust whirled,
and eddied, and danced, hurled all ways
at once in the fight, or gathered itself into
towering centrifugal columns, to speed
hither and thither, obedient to the will of
the elements.

Half the heavens seemed part of the Dry,
and half part of the Wet: dusty blue to the
south-east, and dark banks of clouds to the
north-west, with a fierce beating sun at the
zenith. Already the air was oppressive with
electric disturbances, and Dan, fearing he
would not get finished unless things were
kept humming, went out-bush next
morning, and the homestead became once
more the hub of our universe--the
south-east being branded from that centre.
Every few days a mob was brought in, and
branded, and disbanded, hours were
spent on the stockyard fence; pack-teams
were packed, unpacked, and repacked;
and every day grew hotter and hotter, and
every night more and more electric, and
as the days went by we waited for the
Fizzer, hungry for mail-matter, with a six
weeks' hunger.

When the Fizzer came in he came with his
usual lusty shouting, but varied his
greeting into a triumphant: "Broken the
record this time, missus. Two bags as big
as a house and a few et-cet-eras!" And
presently he staggered towards us bent
with the weight of a mighty mail. But a
Fizzer without news would not have been
our Fizzer, and as he staggered along we
learned that Mac was coming out to clear
the run of brumbies. "Be along in no time
now," the Fizzer shouted. "Fallen clean out
with bullock-punching. Wouldn't put his
worst enemy to it. Going to tackle
something that'll take a bit of jumping
round." Then the mail-bags and et-cet-eras
came down in successive thuds, and no
one was better pleased with its detail than
our Fizzer: fifty letters, sixty-nine papers,
dozens of books and magazines, and
parcels of garden cuttings.

"Last you for the rest of the year by the
look of it," the Fizzer declared later,
finding us at the house walled in with a
litter of mail-matter. Then he explained his
interruption. "I'm going straight on at
once," he said "for me horses are none too
good as it is, and the lads say there's a bit
of good grass at the nine-mile ", and,
going out, we watched him set off.

"So long!" he shouted, as cheerily as ever,
as he gathered his team together.
"Half-past eleven four weeks."
But already the Fizzer's shoulders were
setting square, for the last trip of the "dry"
was before him--the trip that perished the
last mailman--and his horses were none
too good.

"Good luck!" we called after him. "Early
showers!" and there was a note in our
voices brought there by the thought of that
gaunt figure at the well--rattling its
dicebox as it waited for one more round
with our Fizzer: a note that brought a
bright look into the Fizzer's face, as with an
answering shout of farewell he rode on
into the forest. And watching the sturdy
figure, and knowing the luck of our
Fizzer--that luck that had given him his
fearless     judgment      and      steadfast,
courageous spirit--we felt his cheery
"Half-past eleven four weeks" must be
prophetic, in spite of those long dry
stages, with their beating heat and
parching dust eddies--stages eked out
now at each end with other stages of "bad

"Half-past eleven four weeks," the Fizzer
had said; and as we returned to our
mail-matter, knowing what it meant to our
Fizzer, we looked anxiously to the
northwest, and "hoped the showers" would
come before the "return trip of the Downs."

In addition to the fifty letters for the house,
the Fizzer had left two others at the
homestead to be called for--one being
addressed to Victoria Downs (over two
hundred miles to our west), and the other

The uninitiated may think that the first was
sent out by mistake and that the second
was too vaguely addressed; but both
letters went into the rack to await delivery,
for our faith in the wisdom of our Postal
Department was great; it makes no
mistakes, and to it--in a land where
everybody knows everybody else, and all
his business, and where it has taken
him--an address could never be too vague.
The bush-folk love to say that when it
opened out its swag in the Territory it
found red tape had been forgotten, but
having a surplus supply of common sense
on hand, it decided to use that in its place.

And so it would seem. "Down South"
envelopes are laboriously addressed with
the names of stations and vias here and
vias there; and throughout the Territory
men move hither and thither by
compulsion or free-will giving never a
thought to an address; while the
Department, knowing the ways of its
people, delivers its letters in spite of, not
because of, these addresses. It reads only
the name of the man that heads the
address of his letters and sends the letters
to where that man happens to be. Provided
it has been clearly stated which Jones is
meant the Department will see to the rest,
although it is wise to add Northern
Territory for the guidance of Post Offices
"Down South." "Jones travelling with cattle
for Wave Will," reads the Department; and
that gossiping friendly wire reporting
Jones as "just leaving the Powell," the letter
lies in the Fizzer's loose-bag until he runs
into Jones's mob; or a mail coming in for
Jones, Victoria River, when this Jones is on
the point of sailing for a trip south, his mail
is delivered on shipboard; and as the
Department goes on with its work, letters
for east go west, and for west go south--in
mail-bags, loose-bags, travellers' pockets
or per black boy--each one direct to the
bush-folk as a migrating bird to its

But, painstaking as our Department is with
our mailmatter, it excels itself in its
handling of telegrams. Southern red tape
has decreed--no doubt wisely as far as it
goes--that telegrams shall travel by official
persons only; but out-bush official persons
are few, and apt to be on duty elsewhere
when important telegrams arrive; and it is
then that our Department draws largely on
that surplus supply of common sense.

Always deferential to the South, it
obediently pigeon-holes the telegram, to
await some official person, then, knowing
that a delay of weeks will probably
convert it into so much waste paper, it
writes a "duplicate," and goes outside to
send it "bush" by the first traveller it can
find. If no traveller is at hand, the "Line" is
"called up" and asked if any one is going
in the desired direction from elsewhere; if
so, the "duplicate" is repeated "down the
line," but if not, a traveller is created in the
person of a black boy by means of a
bribing stick of tobacco. No extra charge,
of course. Nothing IS an extra in the
Territory. "Nothing to do with the
Department," says the chief; "merely the
personal courtesy of our officers." May it
be many a long day before the forgotten
shipment of red tape finds its way to the
Territory to strangle the courtesy of our

Nothing finds itself outside this courtesy.
The Fizzer brings in great piles of
mail-matter, unweighed and unstamped,
with many of the envelopes bursting or, at
times, in place of an envelope, a request
for one; and "our officers," getting to work
with their "courtesy," soon put all in order,
not disdaining even the licking of stamps
or the patching or renewing of envelopes.
Letters and packets are weighed,
stamped, and repaired--often readdressed
where addresses for South are blurred;
stamps are supplied for outgoing
mail-matter and telegrams; postage-dues
and duties paid on all incoming letters and
parcels--in fact, nothing is left for us to do
but to pay expenses incurred when the
account is rendered at the end of each six
months. No doubt our Department would
also read and write our letters for us if we
wished it, as it does, at times, for the

Wherever it can, it helps the bush-folk,
and they, in turn, doing what they can to
help it in self-imposed task, are ever ready
to "find room somewhere" in pack-bags or
swags for mail-matter in need of transport
assistance--the general opinion being that
"a man that refuses to carry a man's mail to
him 'ud be mean enough to steal bread out
of a bird-cage."

In all the knowledge of the bush-folk, only
one man had proved "mean enough." A
man who shall be known as the Outsider,
for he was one of a type who could never
be one of the bush-folk, even though he
lived out-bush for generations: a man so
walled in with self and selfishness that,
look where he would, he could see nothing
grander or better than his own miserable
self, and knowing all a mail means to a
bushman, he could refuse to carry a
neighbour's mail--even though his road lay
through that neighbour's run--because he
had had a difference with him.

"Stealing bread from a caged bird wasn't
in it!" the homestead agreed, with
unspeakable scorn; but the man was so
reconciled to himself that the scorn passed
over him unnoticed. He even missed the
contempt in the Maluka's cutting
"Perfectly!" when he hoped we understood
him. (The Outsider, by the way, spoke of
the Never-Never as a land where you can
Never-Never gel a bally thing you want!
the Outsider's wants being of the flesh pots
of Egypt). It goes without saying that the
Maluka sent that neighbour's mail to him
without delay, even though it meant a
four-days' journey for a "boy" and station
horses, for the bush-folk do what they can
to help each other and the Department in
the matter of mails, as in all else.

Fortunately, the Outsider always remained
the only exception, and within a day or two
of the Fizzer's visit a traveller passed
through going east who happened to know
that the "chap from Victoria Downs was
just about due at Hodgson going back
west," and one letter went forward in his
pocket en route to its owner. But before
the other could be claimed Cheon had
opened the last eighty-pound chest of tea,
and the homestead fearing the supply
might not be equal to the demands of the
Wet, the Dandy was dispatched in all haste
for an extra loading of stores. And all
through his absence, as before it, and
before the Fizzer's visit, Dan and the
elements "kept things humming."

Daily the soakage yielded less and less
water, and daily Billy Muck and Cheon
scrimmaged over its yield; for Billy's
melons were promising to pay a liberal
dividend, and Cheon's garden was crying
aloud for water. Every day was filled with
flies, and dust, and prickly heat, and daily
and hourly our hands waved unceasingly,
as they beat back the multitude of flies that
daily and hourly assailed us--the flies and
dust treated all alike, but the prickly heat
was more chivalrous, and refrained from
annoying a woman. "Her usual luck!" the
men-folk said, utilising verandah-posts or
tree-trunks for scratching posts when not
otherwise engaged. Daily "things" and the
elements hummed, and as they hummed
Dan and Jack came and went like
Will-o'-the-Wisps--sometimes from the
south-east and sometimes from the
north-east; and as they came and went, the
Maluka kept his hand on the helm; Happy
Dick filled in odd times as he alone knew
how; a belated traveller or two passing out
came in, and went on, or remained; Brown
of the Bulls sent on a drover ahead of the
mob to spy out the land, and the second
letter left the rack, while all who came in,
or went on, or remained, during their stay
at the homestead, stood about the posts
and uprights waving off flies, and rubbing
and wriggling against the posts like so
many Uriah Heeps, as they laid plans,
gossiped, gave in reports, or "swopped
yarns." The Territory is hardly an earthly
paradise just before the showers. Still,
Cheon did all he could to make things
pleasanter, regaling all daily on hop-beer,
and all who came in were sure of a
welcome      from    him--Dan     invariably
inspiring him with that ever fresh little joke
of his when announcing afternoon tea to
the quarters. "Cognac!" he would call, and
also invariably, Dan made a great show of
expectant haste, and a corresponding
show of disappointment, when the teapot
only was forthcoming.

But Cheon's little joke and the afternoon
tea were only interludes in the heat and
thirst and dust. Daily things hummed faster
and faster, and the South-east Trades
skirmished and fought with the North-west
monsoon, until the Willy-Willys, towering
higher and higher sped across the plain
incessantly, and whirled, and spun and
danced like storm witches, in, and out and
about the homestead enclosure, leaving its
acres all dust, and only dust, with the
house, lightly festooned in creepers now,
and set in its deep-green luxuriant garden
of melons, as a pleasant oasis in a desert of
glare and dust.

Daily and hourly men waved and
perspired and rubbed against scratching
posts, and daily and hourly the
Willy-Willys whirled and spun and
danced, and daily and hourly as they
threatened to dance, and spin, and whirl
through the house, the homestead sped
across the enclosure to slam doors and
windows in their faces, thus saving our
belongings from their whirling, dusty
ravages; and when nimbler feet were
absent it was no uncommon sight to see
Cheon, perspiring and dishevelled,
speeding towards the house like a huge
humming-top, with speeding Willy-Willys
speeding after him, each bent on reaching
the goal before the other. Oftentimes
Cheon outraced the Willy-Willys, and a
very     chuckling,   triumphant   Cheon
slammed-to doors and windows, but at
other times, the Willy-Willys outraced
Cheon, and, having soundly buffeted him
with dust and debris, sped on triumphant
in their turn, and then a very wrathful,
spluttering, dusty Cheon sped after them.
Also after a buffeting Cheon w as
generally persuaded an evil spirit dwelt
within certain Willy-Willys.

But there is even a limit to keeping things
humming during a Territory November;
and things coming to a climax in a
succession of dry thunderstorms, two cows
died in the yards from exhaustion, and Dan
was obliged to "chuck it."

"Not too bad, though," he said, reviewing
the years work, after fixing up a sleeping
camp for the Wet.

The camp consisted of a tent-fly, extended
verandah-like behind the Quarters, open
on three sides to the air and furnished
completely with a movable four-legged
wooden bunk: and surveying it with
satisfaction, as the Willy-Willys danced
about it, Dan reckoned it looked pretty
comfortable. "No fear of catching cold,
anyway," he said, and meant it, having got
down to the root of hygiene; for among
Dan's pet theories was the theory that
"houses are fine things to catch cold in,"
backing up the theory by adding: "Never
slept in one yet without getting a cold."
The camp fixed up, Dan found himself
among the unemployed, and, finding the
Maluka had returned to station books and
the building of that garden fence, and that
Jack had begun anew his horse-breaking
with a small mob of colts, he envied them
their occupation.

"Doing nothing's the hardest job I ever
struck," he growled, shifting impatiently
from shade to shade, and dratting the flies
and dust; and even sank so low as to envy
the missus her house.

"Gives her something to do cleaning up
after Willy-Willys," he growled further,
and in desperation took to outracing
Willy-Willys--"so the missus 'ull have a bit
of time for pitching," and was drawn into
the wood-heap gossip, until Jack provided
a little incidental entertainment in the
handling of a "kicker."

But Jack and the missus had found
occupation of greater interest than
horse-breaking, gossiping, or spring
cleaning--an occupation that was also
affording Dan a certain amount of
entertainment, for Jack was "wrestling with
book-learning," which Dan gave us to
understand was a very different thing from

"Still it takes a bit of time to get the whole
mob properly broken in," he said, giving
Jack a preliminary caution. Then, the first
lesson over, he became interested in the
methods of handling the mob.

"That's the trick, is it? You just put the
yearlings through the yard, and then
tackle the two-year-olds." he commented,
finding that after a run through the
Alphabet we had settled down to the first
pages of Bett-Bett's discarded Primer.

Jack, having "roped all the two-year-olds"
in that first lesson, spent all evening
handling them, and the Quarters looked on
as he tested their tempers, for although
most proved willing, yet a few were tricky
or obstinate. All evening he sat, poring
over the tiny Primer, amid a buzzing
swarm of mosquitoes, with the doggedness
all gone from his face, and in its place the
light of a fair fight, and, to no one's
surprise, in the morning we heard that "all
the two-year-olds came at his call."

Another lesson at the midday spell roped
most of the three-year-olds, and another
evening brought them under the Quiet
Stockman's will, and then in a few more
days the four-year-olds and upwards had
been dealt with, and the Primer was

"Got through with the first draught,
anyway," Dan commented, and, no Second
Book being at our service we settled down
to Kipling's "Just-So Stories." Then the
billabong "petering out" altogether, and
the soakage threatening to follow suit, its
yield was kept strictly for personal needs,
and Dan and the Maluka gave their
attention to the elements.

"Something's got to happen soon," they
declared, as we gasped in the stifling calm
that had now settled down upon the
Territory; for gradually the skirmishings
had ceased, and the two great giants of the
Territory element met in the centre of the
arena for their last desperate struggle.
Knee to knee they were standing,
marvellously well matched this year, each
striving his utmost, and yet neither giving
nor taking an inch; and as they strove their
satellites watched breathlessly.

Even the Willy-Willys had lain down to
watch the silent struggle, and Dan, finding
himself left entirely without occupation,
"feared he would be taking to
booklearning soon if something didn't
happen!" "Never knew the showers so
late," he growled; and the homestead was
inclined to agree that it was the
"dead-finish"; but remembering that even
then our Fizzer was battling through that
last stage of the Dry, we were silent, and
Dan remembering also, devoted himself to
the "missus," she being also a person of
leisure now the Willy-Willys were at rest.

For hours we pitched near the restful
green of the melon-beds, and as we
pitched the Maluka ran fencing wires
through two sides of the garden fence,
while Tiddle'ums and Bett-Bett, hovering
about him, adapted themselves to the new
order of things, finding the line the goats
had to stop at no longer imaginary. And as
the fence grew, Dan lent a hand here and
there, the rejected and the staff indulged
in glorious washing-days among the lilies
of the Reach; Cheon haunted the vegetable
patch like a disconsolate ghost; while Billy
Muck, the rainmaker, hovered bat-like
over his melons, lending a hand also with
the fence when called upon. As Cheon
mourned, his garden also mourned, but
when the melons began to mourn, at the
Maluka's suggestion, Billy visited the
Reach with two buckets, and his usual
following of dogs, and after a two-mile
walk gave the melons a drink.

Next day Billy Muck pressed old Jimmy
into the service and, the Reach being
visited twice, the melons received eight
buckets of water Then Cheon tried every
wile he knew to secure four buckets for his
garden. "Only four," he pleaded, lavish in
his bribes. But Billy and Jimmy had
"knocked up longa a carry water," and
Cheon watched them settle down to
smoke, on the verge of tears. Then a
traveller coming in with the news that
heavy ram had fallen in Darwin--news
gleaned from the gossiping wire--Cheon
was filled with jealous fury at the good
fortune of Darwin, and taunted Billy with
rain-making taunts. "If he were a
rain-maker," he taunted, "he would make a
little when he wanted it, instead of walking
miles with buckets," and the taunts
rankling in Billy's royal soul, he retired to
the camp to see about it.

"Hope he does the trick," the traveller
said, busy unpacking his team. "Could do
with a good bath fairly soon." But Dan
cautioned him to "have a care," settling
down in the shade to watch proceedings.
"These early showers are a bit tricky," he
explained, "can't tell how long they'll last.
Heard of a chap once who reckoned it was
good enough for a bath, but by the time
he'd got himself nicely soaped the shower
was travelling on ten miles a minute, and
there wasn't another drop of rain for a
fortnight, which wasn't too pleasant for the
prickly heat."

The homestead rubbed its back in
sympathy against the nearest upright, and
Dan added that "of course the soap kept
the mosquitoes dodged a bit," which was
something to be thankful for. "There
generally is something to be thankful for, if
you only reckon it out," he assured all. But
the traveller, reduced to a sweltering
prickliness by his exertions, wasn't
"noticing much at present," as he rubbed
his back in his misery against the saddle of
the horse he was unpacking. Then his
horse, shifting its position, trod on his foot;
and as he hopped round, nursing his
stinging toes, Dan found an illustration for
his argument. "Some chaps," he said, "'ud
be thankful to have toes to be trod on"; and
ducking to avoid a coming missile, he
added cheerfully, "But there's even an
advantage about having wooden legs at
times. Heard once of a chap that reckoned
'em just the thing. Trod on a death-adder
unexpected-like in his camp, and when the
death-adder whizzed round to strike it, just
struck wood, and the chap enjoyed his
supper as usual that night. That chap had a
wooden leg," he added, unnecessarily
explicit; and then his argument being
nicely rounded off, he lent a hand with the

The traveller filled in Dan's evening, and
Neaves' mate coming through next day,
gave the Quarters a fresh start and then
just before that sundown we felt the first
breath of victory from the monsoon--just a
few cool, gusty puffs of wind, that was all,
and we ran out to enjoy them, only to
scurry back into shelter, for our first
shower was with us. In pelting fury it
rushed upon us out of the northwest, and
rushing upon us, swept over us and away
from us into the south-east, leaping from
horizon to horizon in the triumph of

As a matter of course, it left a sweltering
awfulness behind it, but it was a promise of
better things; and even as Dan was
inquiring with a chuckle "whether that
chap in the Quarters had got a bath out of
it," a second pelting fury rushed over us,
filling Cheon's heart with joy, and Billy
with importance. Unfortunately it did not
fill the water-butts with water, but already
the garden was holding up its head, and
Billy was claiming that he had scored a

"Well?" he said, waylaying Cheon in the
garden, "Well, me rainmaker? Eh?" and
Cheon's superstitious heart bowed down
before such evidence.

A ten-minutes' deluge half an hour later
licked up every grain of dust, filled the
water-butts to overflowing, brought the
insect pest to life as by magic, left a
shallow pool in the heart of the billabong,
and added considerably to Billy's
importance. Had not Brown of the Bulls
come in during that ten-minutes' deluge,
Cheon would probably have fallen to
offering sacrifices to Billy. As it was, he
could only load him with plum-cake,
before turning his attention to the
welcoming of Brown of the Bulls.

"What was the boss drover's fancy in the
way of cooking?" he inquired of the
missus, bent on his usual form of welcome,
and the boss drover, a great burly
Queenslander, with a voice as burly as his
frame, answered for himself with a
laughing "Vegetables! and as many as you
think I've room for." Then, as Cheon
gravely measured his inches with his eye,
a burly chuckle shook the boss drover's
great frame as he repeated: "Just as many
as you think I can hold," adding in half
apology: "been away from women and
vegetables for fifteen months."

"That's nothing," we told him, quoting the
man from Beyanst, but hopeful to find the
woman placed first. Then acting on a hint
from Cheon, we took him to the banana
During the evening another five-minutes'
deluge gladdened our hearts, as the
"lavender" bugs and other sweet pests of
the Territory insect pest saddened our

Soon after breakfast-time Happy Dick was
across "To see how you've fared," he said,
and then, to the diversion of Brown of the
Bulls, Cheon and Happy Dick rejoiced
together over the brimming water-butts,
and mourned because the billabong had
not done better, regretting the while that
the showers were so "patchy."

Then while Happy Dick was assuring us
that "both Warlochs were bankers," the
Sanguine Scot rode in through the
slip-rails at the North track, waving his hat
in greeting and with Bertie and Bertie's
Nellie tailing along behind him.
"Back again!" Mac called, light-hearted as
a schoolboy just escaped from drudgery,
while Bertie's Nellie, as a matter of course,
was overcome with ecstatic giggles.

With Mac and the showers with us, we felt
there was little left to wish for, and told
Brown of the Bulls that he might now
prepare to enjoy himself, and with a
chuckle of anticipation Brown "hoped" the
entertainment would prove "up to samples
already met with," as he could "do with a
little  enjoyment       for  a     change."

As a matter of course, Bertie's Nellie
quietly gathered the reins of management
into her own hands, and as a matter of
course, Jimmy's Nellie indulged in
ear-splitting continuous protest, and Brown
of the, Bulls expressed himself as satisfied,
so far, with the entertaining powers of the

As a matter of course, we left the servant
problem to work out its own solution, and,
also as a matter of course, the Sanguine
Scot was full of plans for the future but
particularly bubbling over with the news
that he had secured Tam-o'-Shanter for a
partner in the brumby venture.

"He'll be along in a few days," he
explained, confident that he was "in luck
this time all right," and remembering Tam
among the horses at the Katherine, we
congratulated him.

As a matter of course, our conversation
was all of brumbies, and Mac was also
convinced that "when you reckoned
everything up there was a good thing in

"Of course it'll take a bit of jumping
round," he agreed. But the Wet was to be
devoted to the building of a strong
holding-yard, a "trap," and a "wing," so as
to be able to get going directly the Wet
lifted; and knowing the run well, and the
extent of the brumby mobs on it, Mac then
and there set to work to calculate the
"sized mob" that could be "got together
after the Wet," listening with interest to the
account of our brumby encounters out
But long before we had done with
brumbies Cheon was announcing dinner
in his own peculiar way.

"Din-ner! Mis-sus! Boss! All about!" he
chanted, standing in the open doorway
nearest to us; and as we responded to his
call, he held the door of the dining-net and
glided into the details of his menu:
"Veg-e-table Soooup!" he sang: "Ro-oast
Bee-ef! Pee-es! Bee-ens! Too-mar-toos!
Mar-row!" and listening, we felt Brown of
the Bulls was being right royally
welcomed with as many vegetables as
were good for him. But the sweets shrank
into a simple "bakee custard!"

"This is what you might call style!" Mac and
Brown of the Bulls declared, as Cheon
waved them to seats with the air of an
Emperor, and for two courses the dinner
went forward according to its menu, but at
the third course tinned peaches had
usurped the place of the "bakee custard."

Every one looked surprised, but, being of
the bush-folk, accepted peaches and
cream without comment, until Cheon,
seeing the surprise, and feeling an
explanation was due--anyway to the
missus--bent over her and whispered in a
hoarse aside. "Pussy cat been tuck-out

For a moment the bushmen bent over their
plates, intent on peaches and cream; but
there is a limit to even a bushman's
dignity, and with a choking gulp Mac
exploded, and Brown of the Bulls joining in
with a roar dragged down the Maluka's
self-control; and as Cheon reiterated:
"What name all about laugh, missus,"
chuckled in sympathy himself. Brown of
the Bulls pulled himself together for a
moment, once more to assure us that he
was "Satisfied so far."

But the day's entertainment was only just
beginning for after comparing weights and
heights, Mac, Jack, Dan and Brown of the
Bulls, entered into a trial of strength, and a
heavy rail having been brought down from
the stackyard, the "caber" was tossed
before an enthusiastic company. The
homestead thoroughfare was the arena
and around it stood or sat the onlookers:
the Quarters travellers, Happy Dick, some
of the Line Party, the Maluka, the missus,
and others, and as the caber pitched and
tossed, Cheon came and went, cheering
every throw lustily with charming
impartiality, beating up a frothy cake
mixture the while, until, finally, the cakes
being in the oven, he was drawn, with
others, into the competition.
A very jaunty, confident Cheon entered
the lists, but a very surprised, chagrined
Cheon retired in high dudgeon. "What's 'er
matter!" he said indignantly. "Him too
muchee heavy fellow. S'pose him little
fellow me chuck him all right," explaining
a comical failure with even more comical
explanations. Soon after the retirement of
our crestfallen Cheon, hot cakes were
served by a Cheon all rotundity and
chuckles once more, but immediately
afterwards, a snort of indignation riveted
our attention on an exceedingly bristling,
dignified Cheon, who was glaring across
the enclosure at two of our neighbour's
black-boys, one of whom was the bearer of
a letter, and the other, of a long yellow

Right up to the house verandah they came,
and the letter was presented to the
Maluka, and the marrow to the missus in
the presence of Cheon's glare and an
intense silence; for most of the bush-folk
had heard of the cabbage insult. Cheon
had seen to that.

"Hope you will wish me luck while
enjoying my little gift," said the letter, and
mistaking its double meaning, I felt really
vexed with our neighbour, and passing the
marrow to Cheon, reflected a little of his
bristling dignity as I said: "This is of no use
to any one here, Cheon; you had better
take it away "; and as Cheon accepted it
with a grateful look, those about the
verandah, and those without the garden,
waited expectantly.

But there was to be no unseemly rage this
time. In dignified silence Cheon received
the marrow--a sinuous yellow insult, and as
the homestead waited he raised it above
his head, and stalking majestically from us
towards the finished part of the fence,
flung it from him in contemptuous scorn,
adding a satisfied snort as the marrow,
striking the base of a fence post, burst
asunder, and the next moment, after a
flashing swoop, he was grovelling under
the wires, making frantic efforts to reach a
baby bottle of whisky that had rolled from
within the marrow away beyond the fence.
"Cognac!" he gasped, as he struggled, and
then, as shouts greeted his speedy
success, he sat up, adding comically: "My
word! Me close up smash him Cognac." At
the thought came his inevitable laughter,
and as he leant against the fence post,
surrounded by the shattered marrow, he
sat hopelessly gurgling, and choking, and
shaking, and hugging his bottle, the very
picture of a dissolute old Bacchanalian.
(Cheon would have excelled as a rapid
change artist). And as Cheon gurgled, and
spluttered, and shook, the homestead
rocked with yells of delight, while Brown
of the Bulls rolled and writhed in a canvas
lounge, gasping between his shouts: "Oh,
chase him away, somebody; cover him up.
Where did you catch him?"

Finally Cheon scrambled to his feet, and,
perspiring and exhausted, presented the
bottle to the Maluka. "My word, me cross
fellow!" he said weakly, and then,
bubbling over again at the recollection, he
chuckled: "Close up smash him Cognac all
right." And at the sound of the chuckle
Brown of the Bulls broke out afresh:

"Chase him away!" he yelled. "You'll kill
me between you! I never struck such a
place! Is it a circus or a Wild West Show?"

Gravely the Maluka accepted the bottle,
and with the same mock gravity answered
Brown of the Bulls. "It is neither, my man,"
he said; "neither a circus, nor a Wild West
Show. This is the land the poets sing about,
the land where dull despair is king."

Brown of the Bulls naturally wished "some
of the poets were about now," and Dan,
having joined the house party, found a
fitting opportunity to air one of his pet

"I've never done wishing some of them
town chaps that write bush yarns 'ud come
along and learn a thing or two," he said.
"Most of 'em seem to think that when we're
not on the drink we're whipping the cat or
committing suicide." Rarely had Dan any
excuse to offer for those "town chaps,"
who, without troubling to learn "a thing or
two," first, depict the bush as a
pandemonium of drunken orgies, painted
women, low revenge, remorse, and
suicide; but being in a more magnanimous
mood than usual, as the men-folk flocked
towards the Quarters he waited behind to
add, unconscious of any irony: "Of course,
seeing it's what they're used to in town,
you can't expect 'em to know any better."

Then in the Quarters "Luck to our
neighbour" was the toast--"luck," and the
hope that all his ventures might be as
successfully carried through as his
practical joke. After that the Maluka
gravely proposed "Cheon," and Cheon
instantly became statuesque and dignified,
to the further diversion of Brown of the
Bulls--gravely accepting a thimbleful for
himself, and, as gravely, drinking his own
health, the Maluka just as gravely "clinking
glasses" with him. And from that day to this
when Cheon wishes to place the Maluka on
a fitting pedestal, he ends his long, long
tale with a triumphant: "Boss bin knock
glass longa me one time."

Happy Dick and Peter filled in time for the
Quarters until sundown, when Cheon
announced supper there with an inspired
call of "Cognac!" And then, as if to prove
that we are not always on the drink, or
"whipping the cat, or committing suicide,"
that we can love and live for others
besides self, Neaves' mate came down
from the little rise beyond the slip-rails,
where he had spent his day carving a
headstone out of a rough slab of wood that
now stood at the head of our sick
traveller's grave.

Not always on the drink, or whipping the
cat, or committing suicide, but too often at
the Parting of the Ways, for within another
twelve hours the travellers, Happy Dick,
the Line Party, Neaves' mate, Brown of the
Bulls, and Mac, had all gone or were going
their ways, leaving us to go ours--Brown
back to hold his bulls at the Red Lilies until
further showers should open up all roads,
and Mac to "pick up Tam." But in the
meantime Dan had become Showman of
the Showers.

"See anything?" he asked, soon after
sun-up, waving his hands towards the
northern slip-rails, as we stood at the head
of the thoroughfare speeding our parting
guests; and then he drew attention to the
faintest greenish tinge throughout the
homestead           enclosure--such        a
clean-washed-looking enclosure now.

"That's going to be grass soon," he said,
and, the sun coming out with renewed
vigour after another shower, by midday he
had gathered a handful of tiny blades half
an inch in length with a chuckling "What
did I tell you?"
By the next midday, grass, inches tall, was
rippling all around the homestead in the
now prevalent northwest breeze, and Dan
was preparing for a trip out-bush to see
where the showers had fallen, and Mac
and Tam coming in as he went out, Mac
greeted us with a jocular: "The flats get
greener every year about the Elsey."

"Indeed!" we said, and Mac, overcome
with confusion, spluttered an apology:
"Oh, I say! Look here! I didn't mean to hit
off at the missus, you know!" and then
catching the twinkle in Tam's eyes,
stopped short, and with a characteristic
shrug "reckoned he was making a fair
mess of things."

Mac would never be other than our
impetuous brither Scot, distinct from all
other men, for the bush never robs her
children of their individuality. In some
mysterious way she clean-cuts out the
personality of each of them, and keeps it
sharply clean-cut; and just as Mac stood
apart from all men, so Tam also stood
apart, the quiet self-reliant man, though,
we had seen among the horses, for that
was the real man; and as Mac built castles,
and made calculations, Tam put his
shoulder to the drudgery, and before Mac
quite knew what had happened, he was
hauling logs and laying foundations for a
brumby trap in the south-east country,
while Bertie's Nellie found herself obliged
to divide her attention between the
homestead and the brumby camp.

As Mac hauled and drudged, the melons
paid their first dividend; half-past eleven
four weeks drew near; "Just-So Stories" did
all they could, and Dan coming in found
the Quiet Stockman away back in the days
of old, deep in a simply written volume of
Scottish history.

Dan had great news of the showers, but
had to find other audience than Jack, for he
was away in a world all his own, and, bent
over the little volume, was standing
shoulder to shoulder with his Scottish
fathers, fighting with them for his nation.
All evening he followed where they led,
enduring and suffering, and mourning with
them and rejoicing over their final victory
with a ringing "You can't beat the Scots," as
the little volume, coming to with a bang,
roused the Quarters at midnight.

"You can't beat the Scots, missus!" he
repeated, coming over in the morning for
"more of that sort," all unconscious how
true he was to type, as he stood there,
flushed with the victories of his forefathers,
a strong, young Scot, with a newly
conquered world of his own at his feet.

As we hunted for "more of that sort,"
through a medley of odds and ends, the
Quiet Stockman scanned titles and dipped
here and there into unknown worlds, and
Dan coming by, stared open-eyed.

"You don't say he's got the whole mob
mouthed and reined and schooled in all
the paces?" he gasped; but Jack put aside
the word of praise. "There's writing and
spelling yet," he said, and Dan, with his
interest in booklearning reviving, watched
the square chin setting squarer, and was
bewildered. "Seems to have struck a mob
of brumbies," he commented.

But before Jack could "get properly going"
with the brumbies, two travellers rode into
the homestead, supporting between them
a third rider, a man picked up off the track
delirious with fever, and foodless; and at
the sight of his ghastly face our hearts
stood still with fear. But the man was one of
the Scots another Mac of the race that loves
a good fight, and his plucky heart stood by
him so well that within twenty-four hours
he was Iying contentedly in the shade of
the Quarters, looking on, while the
homestead shared the Fizzer's welcome
with Mac and Tam and a traveller or two.

Out of the south came the Fizzer, lopping
once more in his saddle, with the year's
dry stages behind him, and the set lines all
gone from his shoulders, shouting as he
came: "Hullo! What ho! Here's a crowd of
us!" but on his return trip the Fizzer was a
man of leisure, and we had to wait for news
until his camp was fixed up.

"Now for it!" he shouted, at last joining the
company, and Mac felt the time was ripe
for his jocular greeting and, ogling the
Fizzer, noticed that "The flats get greener
every year about the Elsey."

But the Fizzer was a dangerous subject to
joke with. "So I've noticed," he shouted as,
improving on Mac's ogle, he singled him
out from the company, then dropping his
voice to an insinuating drawl he
challenged him to have a deal.

Instantly the Sanguine Scot became a
Canny Scot, for Mac prided himself on a
horse-deal. And as no one had yet got the
better of the Fizzer the company gathered
round to enjoy itself.

"A swop," suggested the Fizzer, and Mac
agreeing with a "Right ho!" a preliminary
hand-shake was exchanged before
"getting to business"; and then, as each
made a great presence of mentally
reviewing his team, each eyed the other
with the shrewdness of a fighting cock.

"My brown mare!" Mac offered at last, and
knowing the staunch little beast, the
homestead wondered what Mac had up his

We explained our suspicions in asides to
the travellers, but the Fizzer seemed taken
by surprise. "By George!" he said. "She's a
stunner! I've nothing fit to put near her
excepting that upstanding chestnut down

The chestnut was standing near the
creek-crossing, and every one knowing
him well, and sure of that "something" up
Mac's sleeve, feared for the Fizzer as Mac's
hand came out with a "Done!" and the
Fizzer gripped it with a clinching "Right
Naturally we waited for the denouement,
and the Fizzer appearing unsuspicious and
well-pleased with the deal, we turned our
attention to the Sanguine Scot.

Mac felt the unspoken flattery, and with an
introductory cough, and a great show of
indifference, said: "By the way! Perhaps I
should have mentioned it, but the brown
mare's down with the puffs since the
showers," and looked around the company
for approval.

But the Fizzer was filling the homestead
with shoutings: "Don't apologise," he
yelled. "That's nothing! The chestnut's just
broken his leg; can't think how he got
here. This'll save me the trouble of
shooting him." Then dropping back to that
chuckling drawl, and re-assuming the
ogle,               he             added:
out--the Elsey," and with a good-humoured
laugh Mac asked if "any other gentleman
felt on for a swop."

Naturally, for a while the conversation was
all of horse deals, until, Happy Dick
coming in, it turned as naturally to
dog-fights as Peter and Brown stalked
aggressively about the thoroughfare.

Daily we hinted to Happy Dick that Peter's
welcome was wearing out, and daily
Happy Dick assured us that he "couldn't
keep him away nohow." But then Happy
Dick's efforts to keep him away were
peculiar, taking the form of monologues as
Peter trotted beside him towards the
homestead--reiterations of:

"We're not the sort to say nuff, are we,
Peter? We'll never say die, will we, Peter?
We'll win if we don't lose, won't we, Peter?"
Adding, after his arrival at the homestead,
a subdued "S--SS-s, go it, Peter!" whenever
Brown appeared in the thoroughfare.

But the homestead's hour of triumph was at
hand, for as the afternoon wore on, Happy
Dick found the very best told recital a poor
substitute for the real thing, and thirsting
for a further "Peter's latest," hissed:
"S--s--ss, go it, Peter!" once too often. For,
well,      soon       afterwards--figuratively
speaking--Peter was carried off the field
on a stretcher.

True, Brown had only one sound leg left to
stand on, but by propping the other three
carefully against it, he managed to cut a
fairly triumphant figure. But Brown's
victory was not to be all advantage to the
homestead, for never again were we to
hear "Peter's latest."
"Can't beat the Elsey for a good dog-fight!
Can you, Peter?" the Fizzer chuckled, as
Peter lay licking his wounds at Happy
Dick's feet; but the Quarters, feeling the
pleasantry ill-timed, delicately led the
conversation to cribbage, and at sun-up
next morning Happy Dick "did a get" to his
work, with bulging pockets, leaving the
Fizzer packing up and declaring that "half
a day at the Elsey gave a man a fresh

But Dan also was packing up--a "duplicate"
brought in by the Fizzer having
necessitated his presence in Darwin, and
as he packed up he assured us he would
be back in time for the Christmas
celebrations, even if he had to swim for it
but before he left he paid a farewell visit to
the Christmas dinner. "In case of
accidents," he explained, "mightn't see it
again. Looks like another case of one
apiece," he added, surveying with interest
the plumpness of six young pullets Cheon
was cherishing under a coop.

"Must have pullet longa Clisymus," Cheon
had said, and all readily agreeing, "Of
course!" he had added "must have really
good Clisymus"; and another hearty "Of
course" convincing him we were at one
with him in the matter of Christmas, he
entered into details.

"Must have big poodinn, and almond, and
Clisymus cake, and mince pie," he
chuckled, and then after confiding to us
that he had heard of the prospective
glories of a Christmas dinner at the Pine
Creek "Pub.," the heathen among us urged
us to do honour to the Christian festival.

"Must have top-fellow Clisymus longa
Elsey," he said, and even more heartily we
agreed, "of course," giving Cheon carte
blanche to order everything as he wished
us to have it. "We were there to
command," we assured him; and accepting
our services, Cheon opened the ball by
sending the Dandy in to the Katherine on a
flying visit to do a little shopping, and,
pending the Dandy's return we sat down
and made plans.

The House and the Quarters should join
forces that day, Cheon suggested, and
dine under the eastern verandah "No good
two-fellow dinner longa Clisymus," he
said. And the blacks, too, must be regaled
in their humpy. "Must have Vealer longa
black fellow Clisymus," Cheon ordered,
and Jack's services being bespoken for
Christmas Eve, to "round up a Vealer," it
was decided to add a haunch of "Vealer" to
our menu as a trump card--Vealers being
rarities at Pine Creek. Our only regret was
that we lived too far from civilisation to
secure a ham. Pine Creek would certainly
have a ham; but we had a Vealer and faith
in Cheon, and waited expectantly for the
Dandy, sure the Elsey would "come out

And as we waited for the Dandy, the Line
Party moved on to our northern boundary,
taking with it possible Christmas guests;
the Fizzer came in and went on, to face a
"merry Christmas with damper and beef
served in style on a pack-bag," also
regretting empty mail-bags--the Southern
mail having been delayed en route. Tam
and the Sanguine Scot accepted invitations
to the Christmas dinner; and the Wet
broke in one terrific thunderclap, as the
heavens, opening, emptied a deluge over
In that mighty thunderclap the Wet rushed
upon us with a roar of falling waters, and
with them Billy Muck appeared at the
house verandah dripping like a beaver, to
claim further credit.

"Well?" he said again, "Me rainmaker, eh
?" and the Maluka shouted above the roar
and din:

"You're the boy for my money, Billy! Keep
her going!" and Billy kept her going to
such purpose that by sun-up the billabong
was a banker, Cheon was moving over the
face of the earth with the buoyancy of a
child's balloon, and Billy had five inches of
rain to his credit. (So far, eleven inches
was the Territory record for one night).
Also the fringe of birds was back at the
billabong, having returned with as little
warning as it had left, and once more its
ceaseless chatter became the undertone of
the homestead.

At sun-up Cheon had us in his garden, sure
now that Pine Creek could not possibly
outdo us in vegetables and the Dandy
coming in with every commission fulfilled
we felt ham was a mere detail.

But Cheon's cup of happiness was to brim
over that day, for after answering every
question hurled at him, the Dandy sang
cheerfully: "He put in his thumb and pulled
out a plum," and dragged forth a ham from
its hiding-place, with a laughing, "What a
good boy am I."

With a swoop Cheon was on it, and the
Dandy, trying to regain it, said, "Here,
hold hard! I've to present it to the missus
with a bow and the compliments of Mine
Host." But Cheon would not part with it,
and so the missus had the bow and the
compliments, and Cheon the ham.

Lovingly he patted it and asked us if there
ever was such a ham? or ever such a
wonderful man as Mine Host? or ever such
a fortunate woman as the missus? Had any
other woman such a ham or such a friend
in need? And bubbling over with affection
for the whole world, he sent Jackeroo off
for mistletoe, and presently the ham, all
brave in Christmas finery, was hanging
like a gay wedding-bell in the kitchen
doorway. Then the kitchen had to be
decorated, also in mistletoe, to make a
fitting setting for the ham, and after that the
fiat went forth. No one need expect either
eggs           or        cream          before
"Clisymus"--excepting, of course, the sick
Mac--he must be kept in condition to do
justice to our "Clisymus" fare.

What a week it was--all festivities, and
meagre fare, and whirring egg-beaters,
and thunderstorms, and downpours, and
water-melon dividends, and daily visits to
the vegetable patch; where Happy Dick
was assured, during a flying visit, that we
were sure of seven varieties of vegetables
for "Clisymus."

But alas for human certainty! Even then
swarms of grasshoppers were speeding
towards us, and by sundown were with us.

In vain Cheon and the staff, the rejected,
Bett-Bett every shadow and the missus,
danced war-dances in the vegetable
patch, and chivied and chased, and flew all
ways at once; the grasshoppers had found
green stuff exactly to their liking, and
coming in clouds, settled, and feasted, and
flew upwards, and settled back, and
feasted, and swept on, leaving poor
Cheon's heart as barren of hope as the
garden was of vegetables. Nothing
remained but pumpkins, sweet potatoes,
and Cheon's tardy watermelons, and the
sight of the glaring blotches of pumpkins
filled Cheon with fury.

"Pumpee-kin for Clisymus!" he raved,
kicking furiously at the hideous wens. Not
if he knew it! and going to some stores left
in our care by the Line Party, he openly
stole several tins of preserved vegetables.
"Must have vegetable longa Clisymus," he
said, feeling his theft amply justified by
circumstances, but salved his conscience
by sending a gift of eggs to the Line Party
as a donation towards its "Clisymus."

Then finding every one sympathetic, he
broached a delicate subject. By some
freak of chance, he said, the missus was
the only person who had succeeded in
growing good melons this year, and taking
her to the melon beds, which the
grasshoppers had also passed by, he
looked longingly at three great fruits that
lay like mossy green boulders among the
rich foliage. "Just chance," he reiterated,
and surely the missus would see that
chance also favoured our "Clisymus." "A
Clisymus without dessert would be no
Clisymus at all," he continued, pressing
each fruit in turn between loving hands
until it squeaked in response. "Him close
up ripe, missus. Him sing out!" he said,
translating the squeak.

But the missus appeared strangely
inattentive, and in desperation Cheon
humbled      himself   and    apologised
handsomely for former scoffings. Not
chance, he said, but genius! Never was
there white woman like the missus! "Him
savey all about," he assured the Maluka.
"Him plenty savey gardin." Further, she
was a woman in a thousand! A woman all
China would bow down to! Worth
ninety-one-hundred    pounds   in   any
Chinese matrimonial market. "A valuable
asset," the Maluka murmured.

It was impossible to stand against such
flattery. Billy Muck was hastily consulted,
and out of his generous heart voted two of
the mossy boulders to the white folk,
keeping only one for "black fellow all
about." "Poor old Billy!" He was to pay
dearly for his leaning to the white folk.

Nothing was amiss now but Dan's
non-appearance; and the egg-beater
whirring merrily on, by Christmas Eve, the
Dandy and Jack, coming in with wild duck
for breakfast and the Vealer, found the
kitchen full of triumphs and Cheon
wrestling with an immense pudding. "Four
dozen egg sit down," he chuckled, beating
at the mixture. "One bottle port wine,
almond, raisin, all about, more better'n
Pine Creek all right "; and the homestead
taking a turn at the beating "for luck,"
assured him that it "knocked spots off Pine

"Must have money longa poodin'!" Cheon
added, and our wealth lying also in a
cheque book, it was not until after a careful
hunt that two threepenny bits were
produced, when one, with a hole in it, went
in "for luck," and the other followed as an
omen for wealth.

The threepenny bits safely in, it took the
united efforts of the homestead to get the
pudding into a cloth and thence into a
boiler, while Cheon explained that it
would have been larger if only we had had
a larger boiler to hold it. As it was, it had to
be boiled out in the open, away from the
buildings, where Cheon had constructed
an ingenious trench to protect the fire from
rain and wind.

Four dozen eggs in a pudding necessitates
an all-night boiling, and because of this we
offered to share "watches" with Cheon, but
were routed in a body. "We were better in
bed," he said. What would happen to his
dinner if any one's appetite failed for want
of rest? There were too few of us as it was,
and, besides, he would have to stay up all
night in any case, for the mince pies were
yet to be made, in addition to brownie and
another plum-pudding for the "boys," to
say nothing of the hop-beer, which if made
too soon would turn with the thunder and if
made too late would not "jump up" in time.
He did not add that he would have trusted
no mortal with the care of the fires that
He did add, however, that it would be as
well to dispatch the Vealer over night, and
that an early move (about fowl-sing-out)
would not be amiss; and, always obedient
to Cheon's will, we all turned in, in good
time, and becoming drowsy, dreamed of
"watching" great mobs of Vealers, with
each     Vealer     endowed      with     a
plum-pudding         for      a       head.

At earliest dawn we were awakened by
wild, despairing shrieks, and were
instinctively groping for our revolvers
when we remembered the fatted fowls and
Cheon's lonely vigil, and turning out,
dressed hastily, realising that Christmas
had come, and the pullets had sung their
last "sing-out."

When we appeared the stars were still
dimly shining, but Cheon's face was as
luminous as a full moon, as, greeting each
and all of us with a "Melly Clisymus," he
suggested a task for each and all. Some
could see about taking the Vealer down
from the gallows; six lubras were
"rounded up" for the plucking of the
pullets, while the rest of us were sent out,
through wet grass and thicket, into the
cold, grey dawn, to gather in "big, big
mob bough and mistletoe," for the
beautifying of all things.

How we worked! With Cheon at the helm,
every one was of necessity enthusiastic.
The Vealer was quartered in double-quick
time, and the first fitful rays of sunlight
found their way to the Creek crossing to
light up an advancing forest of boughs and
mistletoe clumps that moved forward on
nimble black legs.

In a gleaming, rustling procession the
forest of green boughs advanced, all
crimson-flecked with mistletoe and
sunlight, and prostrated itself around us in
mighty heaps at the head of the homestead
thoroughfare. Then the nimble black legs
becoming miraculously endowed with
nimble black bodies and arms, soon the
gleaming boughs were piled high upon
the iron roof of the Eastern verandah to
keep our impromptu dining-hall cool and
fresh. High above the roof rose the
greenery, and over the edge of the
verandah, throughout its length, hung a
deep fringe of green, reaching right down
to the ground at the posts; everywhere
among the boughs trailed long strands of
bright red mistletoe, while within the leafy
bower itself hanging four feet deep from
the centre of the high roof one dense
elongated mass of mistletoe swayed gently
in the breeze, its heaped-up scarlet
blossoms clustering about it like a swarm
of glorious bees.

Cheon interrupted the decorations with a
call to "Bressfass! Duck cully and lice," he
sang boldly, and then followed in a
doubtful,         hesitating        quaver:
"I--think--sausage. Must have sausage for
Clisymus       bress-fass,"     he      said
emphatically, as he ushered us to seats,
and we agreed with our usual "Of course!"
But we found fried balls of minced collops,
which Cheon hastened to explain would
have been sausages if only he had had
skins to pack them into.

"Him close up sausage!" he assured us, but
that anxious quaver was back in his voice,
and to banish all clouds from his loyal old
heart, we ate heartily of the collops,
declaring they were sausages in all BUT
skins. Skins, we persuaded him, were
merely appendages to sausages, barriers,
in fact, between men and delectable
feasts; and satisfied that we were satisfied,
he became all beams once more, and
called our attention to the curried duck.

The duck discussed, he hinted that dinner
was the be all and end all of "Clisymus,"
and, taking the hint, we sent the
preparations merrily forward.

Every chair and stool on the run was
mustered; two tables were placed end to
end beneath that clustering, mistletoe and
covered         with       clean      white
tablecloths--remembering the story of the
rags and hobble rings we refrained from
serviettes--the hop-beer was set in canvas
water bags to keep it cool; and Cheon
pointing out that the approach from the
kitchens was not all that could be desired,
an enormous tent-fly was stretched away
from the roof of the verandah, extending it
half-way to the kitchen, and further
greenery was used, decorating it within
and without to make it a fitting
passage-way for the transport of Cheon's
triumphs.      Then     Cheon's     kitchen
decorations were renewed and added to;
and after that further suggestions
suggested and attended to. Everything
that could be done was done, and by eight
o'clock all was ready for Cheon's triumphs,
all but our appetites and time of day.

By nine o'clock Mac and Tam had arrived,
and after everything had been sufficiently
admired, we trooped in a body to the
kitchen, obedient to a call from Cheon.

Triumph after triumph was displayed, and
after listening gravely and graciously to
our assurances that already everything
was "more better'n Pine Creek last year,"
Cheon allowed us a glimpse of the
pudding through a cloud of steam, the
company standing reverently around the
fire trench in a circle, as it bent over the
bubbling boiler; then scuttling away
before us like an old hen with a following
of chickens, he led the way to the
waterbags, and asked our opinion on the
hop-beer: "You think him jump-up longa
dinner time? Eh, boss ?" he said anxiously,
as the Maluka, holding a bottle between us
and the light, examined it critically. "Me
make him three o'clock longa night-time."

It looked remarkably still and tranquil, but
we hoped for the best, and half an hour
later were back at the waterbags, called
thither to decide whether certain little
globules were sediment or air-bubbles.
Being sanguine, we decided in favour of
bubbles, and in another half-hour were
called back again to the bags to see that
the bubbles were bubbles indeed, having
dropped in at the kitchens on our way to
give an opinion on veal stuffing and bread
sauce; and within another half-hour were
peering into the oven to inspect further
triumphs of cooking.

Altogether the morning passed quickly
and merrily, any time Cheon left us being
spent in making our personal appearance
worthy of the feast.

Scissors and hand-glasses were borrowed,
and hair cut, and chins shaved, until we
feared our Christmas guests would look
like convicts. Then the Dandy producing
blacking brushes, boots that had never
seen blacking before, shone like ebony.
After that a mighty washing of hands took
place, to remove the blacking stain; and
then the Quarters settled down to a
general "titivation," Tam "cleaning his nails
for Christmas," amid great applause.

By eleven o'clock the Dandy was
immaculate, the guests satisfied that they
"weren't too dusty," while the Maluka, in
spotless white relieved with a silk
cummerbund and tie, bid fair to outdo the
Dandy. Even the Quiet Stockman had
succeeded in making a soft white shirt
"look as though it had been ironed once."
And then every lubra being radiant with
soap, new dresses, and ribbons, the
missus, determined not be to outdone in
the matter of Christmas finery, burrowed
into trunks and boxes, and appeared in
cream washing silk, lace fichu, ribbons,
rings, and frivolities--finery, by the way,
packed down south for that "commodious
station home."

Cheon      was    enraptured     with    the
appearance of his company, and worked,
and slaved, and chuckled in the kitchen as
only Cheon could, until at last the critical
moment had arrived. Dinner was ready,
but an unforeseen difficulty had presented
itself. How was it to be announced, Cheon
queried, having called the missus to the
kitchen for a hasty consultation, for was it
wise to puff up the Quarters with a chanted
A compromise being decided on as the
only possible course, after the booming
teamster's bell had summoned the
Quarters, Cheon, all in white himself,
bustled across to the verandah to call the
gentry to the dinner by word of
mouth:--"Dinner!     Boss!   Missus!"     he
sang--careful to specify his gentry, for not
even reflected glory was to be shed over
the Quarters. Then, moving in and out
among the greenery as he put finishing
touches to the table here and there, he
glided into the wonders of his Christmas
menu: "Soo-oup! Chuckie! Ha-am! Roooast
Veal-er!" he chanted. "Cauli-flower!
Pee-es! Bee-ens! Toe-ma-toes!" (with a
regretful "tinned" in parenthesis)--"Shweet
Poo-tay-toes! Bread Sau-ce!" On and on
through mince pies, sweets, cakes, and
fruits, went the monotonous chant, the
Maluka and the missus standing gravely at
attention, until a triumphant paeon of
"Plum-m-m Poo-dinn!" soared upwards as
Cheon waddled off through the decorated
verandah extension for his soup tureen.

But a sudden, unaccountable shyness had
come over the Quarters, and as Cheon
trundled away, a hurried argument
reached our ears of "Go on! You go first!"
"No, you. Here! none of that"; and then,
after a short subdued scuffle, the Dandy,
looking slightly dishevelled, came through
the doorway with just the suspicion of
assistance from within; and the ice being
thus broken the rest of the company came
forward in a body and slipped into
whichever seat came handiest.

As all of us, with the exception of the
Dandy, were Scotch, four of us being
Macs, the Maluka chose our Christmas
grace from Bobby Burns; and quietly and
reverently our Scotch hearts listened to
those homely words:

"Some ha'e meat, and canna eat, And some
wad eat that want it; But we ha'e meat, and
we can eat, And so the Lord be thankit."

Then came Cheon's turn, and gradually
and cleverly his triumphs were displayed.

To begin with, we were served to clear
soup--"just to tickle your palates," the
Maluka announced, as Cheon in a hoarse
whisper       instructed  him   to    serve
"little-fellow-helps" anxious that none of
the keenness should be taken from our
appetites. All served, the tureen was
whisked away to ensure against further
inroads, and then Cheon trundled round
the table, removing the soup plates,
inquiring of each guest in turn if he found
the soup to his liking, and informing all
that lubras were on guard in the kitchen,
lest the station cats should so far forget
themselves as to take an unlawful interest
in our dinner.

The     soup    finished   with,    Cheon
disappeared into the kitchen regions, to
reappear almost immediately at the head
of a procession of lubras, each of whom
carried a piece de resistance to the feast:
Jimmy's Nellie leading with the six pullets
on one great dish, while Bett-Bett brought
up the rear with the bread sauce. On
through a vista of boughs and mistletoe
came the triumphs--how glad we were the
way had been made more worthy of their
progress--the lubras, of course, were with
them, but we had eyes only for the
triumphs: Those pullets all a-row with
plump brown breasts bursting with
impatience to reveal the snowy flesh
within; marching behind them that great
sizzling "haunch" of veal, taxing Rosy's
strength to the utmost; then Mine Host's
crisply crumbed ham trudging along, and
filling Bertie's Nellie with delight, with its
tightly bunched little wreath of mistletoe
usurping the place of the orthodox paper
frill; behind again vegetable dishes two
abreast, borne by the lesser lights of the
staff (lids off, of course: none of our glory
was to be hidden under covers); tailing
along with the rejected and gravy boats
came laden soup-plates to eke out the
supply of vegetable dishes; and, last of all,
that creamy delight of bread sauce, borne
sedately and demurely by Bett-Bett.

As the triumphs ranged themselves into a
semi-circle at the head of the table, our
first impulse was to cheer, but obeying a
second impulse we did something
infinitely better, for, as Cheon relieved his
grinning waitresses, we assured him
collectively,   and     individually,   and
repeatedly that never had any one seen
anything in Pine Creek so glorious as even
the dimmest shadow of this feast; and as
we reiterated our assurance, I doubt if any
man in all the British Empire was prouder
or more justified in his pride than our
Cheon. Cook and gardener forsooth!
Cheon was Cheon, and only Cheon; and
there is no word in the English language to
define Cheon or the position he filled,
simply because there was never another
like Cheon.

"Chuckie!" he sang, placing the pullets
before the Maluka, and dispatching
Jimmy's Nellie for hot plates; "Roast Vealer
for Mac," and as Mac smiled and
acknowledged the honour, Rosy was
dismissed. "Boilee Ham" was allotted to the
Dandy; and as Bertie's Nellie scampered
away, Cheon announced other triumphs in
turn and in order of merit, each of the
company receiving a dish also in order of
merit: Tam-o'-Shanter contenting himself
with the gravy boat, while, from the
beginning, the Quiet Stockman had been
honoured with the hop-beer.

Long before the last waitress was relieved,
the carvers were at work, and the
company was bubbling over with
merriment. "Have some veal, chaps?" the
Sanguine Scot said, opening the ball by
sticking a carving fork into the great joint,
and waving the knife in a general way
round the company; then as the gravy
sizzed out in a steaming gurgle he added
invitingly: "Come on, chaps! This is VEAL
prime stuff! None of your staggering Bob
tack"; and the Maluka and the Dandy
bidding against him, to Cheon's delight,
every one "came on" for some of
everything; for veal and ham and chicken
and several vegetables and sauces blend
wonderfully together when a Cheon's hand
has been at the helm.

The higher the plates were piled the more
infectious Cheon's chuckle became, until
nothing short of a national calamity could
have checked our flow of spirits. Mishaps
only added to our enjoyment, and when a
bottle of hop-beer went off unexpectedly
as the Quiet Stockman was preparing to
open it, and he, with the best intentions in
the world, planted his thumb over the
mouth of the bottle, and directed two
frothing streams over himself and the
company in general, the delight of every
one was unbounded--a delight intensified
a hundredfold by Cheon, who, with his last
doubt removed, danced and gurgled in
the background, chuckling in an ecstasy of
joy: "My word, missus! That one beer
PLENTY jump up!" As there were no
carpets to spoil, and every one's clothes
had been washed again and again, no
one's temper was spoiled, and a clean
towel quickly repairing all damages, our
only regret was that a bottle of beer had
been lost.

But the plum-pudding was yet to come,
and only Cheon was worthy to carry it to
the feast; and as he came through the leafy
way, bearing the huge mottled ball, as big
as a bullock's head--all ablaze with spirits
and dancing light and crowned with
mistletoe--it would have been difficult to
say which looked most pleased with itself,
Cheon or the pudding; for each seemed
wreathed in triumphant smiles.

We held our breaths in astonishment, each
feeling like the entire Cratchit family
rolled into one, and by the time we had
recovered speech, Cheon was soberly
carrying one third of the pudding to the
missus. The Maluka had put it aside on a
plate to simplify the serving of the
pudding, and Cheon, sure that the Maluka
could mean such a goodly slice for no one
but the missus, had carried it off.

There were to be no "little-fellow helps"
this time. Cheon saw to that, returning the
goodly slice to the Maluka under protest,
and urging all to return again and again for
more. How he chuckled as we hunted for
the "luck" and the "wealth," like a parcel of
children, passing round bushman jokes as
we hunted.

"Too much country to work," said one of
the Macs, when after a second helping
they were both still "missing." "Covered
their tracks all right," said another. The
Quiet Stockman "reckoned they were
bushed all right." "Going in a circle," the
sick Mac suggested, and then a shout went
up as the Dandy found the "luck" in his last

"Perhaps some one's given the "wealth" to
his dog," Tam suggested, to our
consternation; for that was more than
possible, as the dogs from time to time had
received tit-bits from their masters as a
matter of course.

But the man who deserved it most was to
find it. As we sat sipping tea, after doing
our best with the cakes and water-melons,
we heard strange gurgles in the kitchen,
and then Cheon appeared choking and
coughing, but triumphantly announcing
that he had found the wealth in his first
mouthful. "My word! Me close up gobble
him," he chuckled, exhibiting the
pudding-coated threepence, and not one
of us grudged him his good omens. May
they have been fulfilled a thousand-fold!

Undoubtedly our Christmas dinner was a
huge success--from a black fellow's point
of view it was the most sensible thing we
Whites had ever organised; for half the
Vealer, another huge pudding, several
yards of sweet currant "brownie,'" a new
pipe apiece, and a few pounds of tobacco
had found their way to the "humpy"; and
although headaches may have been in the
near future, there was never a heartache
among them.

All afternoon we sat and chatted as only
the bush-folk can (the bush-folk are only
silent when in uncongenial society),
"putting in" a fair amount of time writing
our names on one page of an autograph
album; and as strong brown hands tried
their utmost to honour Christmas day with
something decent in the way of writing,
each man declared that he had never
written so badly before, while the
company murmured: "Oh, yours is all
right. Look at mine!"

Jack, however, was the exception; for
when his turn came, with quiet humour he
"thought that on the whole his was a bit
better'n last Christmas," which naturally
set us discussing the advantages of
learning; but when we all agreed "it would
be a bit off having to employ a private
secretary when you were doing a bit of
courting," Jack hastened to assure us that
"courting" would never be in his
line--coming events do not always throw
shadows before them. Thus from
"learning" we slipped into "courtship" and
marriage, and on into life--life and its
problems--and, chatting, agreed that, in
spite of, or perhaps BECAUSE of, its many
acknowledged disadvantages, the simple,
primitive bush-life is the sweetest and best
of all--sure that although there may have
been      more       imposing     or    less
unconventional feasts elsewhere that
Christmas day, yet nowhere in all this old
round world of ours could there have been
a happier, merrier, healthier-hearted
gathering. No one was bored. No one
wished himself elsewhere. All were sure of
their welcome. All were light-hearted and
at ease; although no one so far forgot
himself as to pour his hop-beer into the
saucer in a lady's presence, for, low be it
spoken, although the missus had a glass
tumbler, there were only two on the run,
and the men-folk drank the Christmas
healths from cups, and enamel at that; for a
Willy-Willy had taken Cheon unaware
when he was laden with a tray containing
every glass and china cup fate had left us,
and, as by a miracle, those two glasses had
been saved from the wreckage.
But enamel cups were no hardships to the
bush-folk,     and     besides,     nothing
inconvenienced us that day--excepting
perhaps doing justice to further triumphs
at afternoon tea; and all we had to wish for
was the company of Dan and the Fizzer.

To add to the general comfort, a gentle
north-west breeze blew all through the
day, besides being what Bett-Bett called a
"shady day," cloudy and cool; and to add
to the general rejoicing, before we had
quite done with "Clisymus" an extra mail
came in per black boy--a mail sent out to
us by the "courtesy of our officers" at the
Katherine, "seeing some of the packages
felt like Christmas."

It came to us on the verandah. Two very
full Mailbags borne by two very empty
black boys, and in an incredibly short
space of time there were two very full
black boys, and two very empty
mail-bags; for the mail was our delayed
mail, and exactly what we wanted; and the
boys had found all they wanted at Cheon's
hospitable hands.

But even Christmas days must come to an
end; and as the sun slipped down to the
west, Mac and Tam "reckoned it was time
to be getting a move on "; and as they
mounted amid further Christmas wishes,
with    saddle-pouches       bursting   with
offerings from Cheon for "Clisymus
supper," a strange feeling of sadness crept
in among us, and we wondered where "we
would all be next Christmas." Then our
Christmas guests rode out into the forest,
taking with them the sick Mac, and as they
faded from our sight we knew that the
memory of that Christmas day would never
fade out of our lives; for we bush-folk have
long memories and love to rest now and
then beside the milestones of the past.

A Day or two after Christmas, Dan came in
full of regrets because he had "missed the
celebrations," and gratified Cheon's heart
with a minute and detailed account of the
"Clisymus" at Pine Creek. Then the
homestead settled down to the stagnation
of the Wet, and as the days and weeks
slipped by, travellers came in and went
on, and Mac and Tam paid us many visits,
as with the weeks we slipped through a
succession of anniversaries.

"A year to-day, Mac, since you sent those
telegrams!" we said, near the beginning of
those weeks; and, all mock gravity, Mac
answered "Yes! And blocked that Goer!...
Often wondered what happened to her!"

"A year to-day, gentlemen," I added a few
days later, "since you flung that woman
across the Fergusson"; and as Mac enjoyed
the reminiscence, the Maluka said: "And
forgot to fling the false veneer of
civilisation after her."

A few days later again we were greeting
Tam at the homestead. "Just a year ago,
Tam," we said, "you were..." but Tam's
horse was young and untutored, and,
getting out of hand, carried Tam away
beyond the buildings. "A Tam-o'-Shanter
fleeing,"  the   Maluka    once   more

Then Dan filled in the days, until one
evening just at sundown, when we said:

"A year this sundown, Dan, since we first
sampled one of your dampers," and,
chuckling, Dan reviewed the details of that
camp, and slipped thence into reviewing
education. "Somebody's learned a thing or
two since then," he chuckled: "don't notice
people catching cows and milking 'em
round these parts quite so often."

In the morning came the Quiet Stockman's
turn. "There's a little brown filly in the mob
I'm just beginning on, cut out for the
missus," he said, coming to the house on
his way to the stockyard, and we went with
him to see the bonnie creature.

"She's the sort that'll learn anything," Jack
said, his voice full of admiration. "If the
missus'll handle her a bit, I'll learn her
everything a horse can learn."

"Gypsy" he had named her, and in a little
while the pretty creature was "roped" and
standing quietly beneath Jack's caressing
hand. "Now, missus," he said--and then
followed my first lesson in "handling," until
the soft brown muzzle was resting
contentedly in my hand. "She'll soon follow
you," Jack said eagerly, "you ought to
come up every day "; and looking up at the
glowing, boyish face, I said quietly:

"Just a year to-day, Jack, since you met us
by the roadside," and the strong young
giant looked down with an amused light in
his eyes. "Just a year," he said, with that
quiet smile of his; and that quiet smile, and
that amused "Just a year" were more
eloquent than volumes of words, and set
Dan "reckoning" that somebody else's
been learning a thing or two besides book

But the Dandy was waiting for some tools
from the office, and as we went with him
he, too, spoke of the anniversaries. "Just a
year since you first put foot on this
verandah," he said, and that reminiscence
brought into the Maluka's eyes that deep
look of bush comradeship, as he added:
"And became just One of Us."

Before long Mac was reminding us that a
year ago she was wrestling with the
servant question, and Cheon coming by,
we indulged in a negative anniversary. "A
year ago, Cheon," we said "there was no
Cheon in our lives," and Cheon pitied our
former forlorn condition as only Cheon
could, at the same time asking us what
could be expected of one of Sam's ways
and caste.

Then other anniversaries crowded on us
thick and fast, and with them there crept
into the Territory that scourge of the wet
season--malarial dysentery, and travellers
coming in stricken-down with it rested a
little while before going on again.
But two of these sick travellers went down
to the very gates of death, where one, a
little Chinaman, slipped through, blessing
the "good boss," who treated all men alike,
and leaving an echo of the blessing in old
Cheon's loyal heart. But the other sick
traveller turned back from those open
gates, although bowed with the weight of
seventy years, and faced life anew,
blessing in his turn "the whitest man" those
seventy years had known.

Bravely the worn, bowed shoulders took
up the burden of life again, and, as they
squared to their load, we slipped back to
our anniversaries--once more Jack went
bush for the schooling of his colts, once
more Mac and Dan went into the Katherine
to "see about the ordering of stores," Tam
going with them; and as they rode out of
the homestead, once more we slipped,
with the Dandy, into the Land of
Wait-a-while--waiting once more for the
wet to lift, for the waggons to come, and
for the Territory to rouse itself for another
year's work.

Full of bright hopes, we rested in that Land
of Wait-a-while, speaking of the years to
come, when the bush-folk will have
conquered the Never-Never and lain it at
the feet of great cities; and, waiting and
resting, made merry and planned plans,
all unconscious of the great shadow that
was even then hovering over us.

There is little more to tell. Just that old, old
story--that sad refrain of the Kaffir woman
that we British-born can conquer anything
but Death.

All unaware, that scourge of the Wet crept
back to the homestead, and the great
Shadow, closing in on us, flung wide those
gates of Death once more, and turning,
before passing through, beckoned to our
Maluka to follow. But at those open gates
the Maluka lingered a little while with
those who were fighting so fiercely and
impotently to close them--lingering to
teach us out of his own great faith that
"Behind all Shadows standeth God." And
then the gates gently closing, a woman
stood alone in that little home that had
been wrested, so merrily, out of the very
heart of Nature.

That is all the world need know. All else
lies deed in the silent hearts of the Men of
the Never-Never, in those great, silent
hearts that came in to the woman at her
need; came in at the Dandy's call, and went
out to her, and shut her in from all the
dangers and terror that beset her, quietly
mourning their own loss the while. And as
those great hearts mourned, ever and
anon a long-drawn-out, sobbing cry went
up from the camp, as the tribe mourned for
their beloved dead--their dead and
ours--our Maluka, "the best Boss that ever
a               man                  struck."

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