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									                           MICHIGAN AIR GUARD HISTORICAL ASSOCIATION

                               Michigan Air Guard Bulletin and News Gazette, July 2011

DOD to drop Social Security numbers from                        Criminals use Social Security numbers to steal
               ID cards                                        identities, allowing them to pillage resources, establish
                                                               credit or to hijack credit cards, bank accounts or debit
 WASHINGTON -- Beginning June 1, Social Security               cards.
numbers on military identification cards will begin to
                                                                Currently, the Social Security number is printed on the
disappear, said Air Force Maj. Monica M. Matoush, a
                                                               back of common access cards, and on the front of cards
Pentagon spokeswoman.
                                                               issued to dependents and retirees. Beginning in June,
 The effort is part of a larger plan to protect service        when current cards expire, they will be replaced with
members and other DOD identification card holders              new cards having a DOD identification number
from identity theft, officials said.                           replacing the Social Security number, officials said.
                                                               The DOD identification number is a unique 10-digit
                                                               number that is assigned to every person with a direct
                                                               relationship with the department. The new number also
                                                               will be the service member's Geneva Convention
SSANs on ID Cards, TAPS                          1
                                                               identification number.
DFAS Changes                                     2
                                                                                Continued on Page 14
DoD Physical Disability Review Board             3
Letters Home, Honor Roll                         4
Reader Information Survey                        5
Editorial                                        6
2011 Golf Outing                               7-8                                 TAPS

Charity Research                                 9
                                                              MSgt Stefan “Bud” Budurowich (??-??)          5 May 11
MI ANG History Books                            10
                                                              MSgt Anthony J. Cushing (??-??)               3 Apr 11
SPAD Project                                    11            CMSgt Joseph Huston, Jr (47-77)               22 May 11
                                                              TSgt Gregory Kirwan (73-88)                   22 May 11
Memorial Wall                                   12            TSgt William Rice, Jr* (??-83)                16 Dec 10
127th Wing Commander Retirement                 13            Lt Col Peter L. Scheid* (65-86                9 Oct 10
                                                              CMSgt Elmer P. Terwilliger* (48-75)           7 Oct 10
Points to Ponder                                14            Lt Col (Ch) Ronald R. Williams* (87-06)       6 Jul 10
Consolidated Honor Roll                       15-17
                                                              An asterisk after the name indicates that we learned about
The Things I Owe My Parents                   18-19           the death long after it happened!
2011 Selfridge Air Show                         20
Hollywood Squares Classic                     21-22
            The Defense Finance and Accounting Service (DFAS) Has Been Listening

DFAS has been asked to make changes, and they're listening because they want to provide you with the
easiest possible access to the best possible customer service.
Read more at www.dfas/mil/dfas/retired military/newsevents/newsletter/listening.html Gets a New Look: Notice something different? was re-designed with you in mind!
Get the details:

DFAS is on Facebook: Did you know that DFAS has a Facebook page? We are reaching out to our six
million payroll customers, Department of Defense vendors and other interested groups.
Learn more at

We're Making Our Online Forms Easier: Look for enhancements to some of our most commonly used
forms starting in early June.
Find out more at

Don't Like Waiting on the Phone?: While our customer care representatives are always happy to take your
calls, there are a few other convenient ways to get in touch with DFAS Retired and Annuitant (R&A) Pay.
Find out what they are at

myPay Changes Enhance Ease of Use: myPay, the DFAS online account management system for military
members and retirees, recently made changes based on your suggestions.
Learn about the changes at

Moving? Divorced? Getting married? DFAS Needs to Know. In order to receive your pay and other
benefits on time every time, it's important to update your retired pay account information to ensure that it is
See how to do it at

Need to Change or Stop an Allotment?: You can manage your allotments to banks and other financial
institutions using myPay. Most other voluntary allotments, like bills, insurance premiums and mortgage
payments, can be started, stopped or changed by mail or fax.
Find out how at

Retirees: Do You Know Who Your AOP Beneficiary Is?: Neglecting to prepare for the future properly can
cause financial hardships for the people we care about most. Make sure you've designated a beneficiary for
your final prorated paycheck.

New Agent Orange Disability Claims: The Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) is in the process of
distributing disability benefits to Vietnam Veterans who qualify for compensation under recently liberalized
rules for Agent Orange exposure. Many retired military members who did not previously qualify for Combat-
Related Special Compensation (CRSC) or Concurrent Retirement and Disability Pay (CRDP) may now be
eligible. Learn more at

Combat-Related Special Compensation Benefits: If you are a disabled retiree receiving money from the
VA, you may be eligible for CRSC.
Get the details at

Donations help military, families worldwide: Retired service members can continue to donate to the same
military aid organizations they contributed to while on active duty.
Find out how at

             Department of Defense (DoD) Physical Disability Board of Review (PDBR)

                                                WHAT IS THE PDBR?
The Physical Disability Board of Review (PDBR) provides Veterans who were medically separated from their Military
Service between September 11, 2001 and December 31, 2009, with the opportunity for review of their disability ratings
to ensure fairness, consistency and accuracy. The PDBR was created by Congress as part of the Dignified Treatment of
Wounded Warriors Act of2008.Signed into law by President Bush on January 28, 2008, the PDBR began reviewing its
first cases in June 2009.

                                          WHO CAN APPLY TO THE PDBR?
To be eligible for PDBR review, a Veteran must have been medically separated between September 11, 2001 and
December 31, 2009 with a combined disability rating of 20 percent or less, and not have been found eligible for
retirement. Former reserve members with greater than 20 years of Total Federal Military Service yet with fewer than 20
years of Active Duty and who meet the criteria listed above are also eligible to apply. There are roughly 75,000 eligible
Veterans who are eligible to apply to the PDBR under the stated criteria. As of December 2010, just over 2,000 Veterans
have applied.

                                           HOW DOES THE PDBR OPERATE?
The Department of Defense (DoD) designated the Air Force as the lead component to establish and operate the PDBR.
The PDBR evaluates and reviews cases for all services (Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, and Coast Guard) and their
reserve components. Located in Arlington, VA, the PDBR is a true joint service board (and the only existing joint
service disability evaluation and review board). Each case is jointly reviewed by representatives from three separate
services (to include the service of the applicant). The PDBR examines each applicant's medical separation, compares
DoD and Veteran's Administration (VA) ratings, and makes a recommendation to the respective Service Secretary (or
their designee) as to whether or not the Secretary concerned should change a disability rating (which reflects a more
accurate rating at the original time of separation) resulting in the Veteran's transfer to the Disability Retirement rolls. By
law, the PDBR may not recommend a lower disability rating for any rating reviewed. All changes to disability ratings
that are approved by the Service Secretary concerned will be backdated and effective the date of the original Physical
Evaluation Board. The PDBR exclusively uses the Veterans Administration Schedule for Rating Disabilities (V ASRD)
as its adjudication guidance in reviewing unfitting conditions considered by the Disability Evaluation System [Medical
Evaluation Board (MEB) and Physical Evaluation Board (PEB)]. If a particular condition was recognized and
documented by the Service Department Disability Evaluation System, the PDBR will review it to ensure the Veteran
was properly credited for physical ailments which may have caused the eventual medical separation of the Veteran. If a
Veteran has a condition he/she feels should have been considered by his/her MEB or PEB, but it was not a part of
his/her MEB or PEB, the avenue of redress is not through the PDBR; but instead through the Veteran's Board for
Correction of Military/Naval Records (BCMRINR). Upon receipt of a Veteran's application, the PDBR will request
copies of all applicable VA medicaland rating documents as well as all Military Service Department Physical Evaluation
Board related records, including the Veteran's Service Treatment Record (STR). The Veteran may submit any additional
information pertinent to the request with his/her application. The review is records based only and no provision is made
for a personal appearance by the Veteran or his/her representative.

                                       WHY SHOULD I APPLY TO THE PDBR?
Since the PDBR began reviewing cases in June 2009, in more than 50% of cases, Veterans have had their original
disability determination upgraded, resulting in a disability retirement for the Veteran. Although no guarantee of this re
characterization rate can be made going forward, it is a good indicator of the degree of success applicants have had with
the board up until now. If a Veteran is awarded a disability retirement as a result of the review process, it may not result
in any immediate monetary gain by the Veteran (previously awarded payments from the VA and DoD as related to the
original disability must be recouped by the government, prior to new payments being made; but this recoupment is made
from the new monthly disability annuity payments going forward). Regardless, from the time of disability retirement
award, the Veteran becomes eligible for all retirement benefits normally awarded military department retirees (health
care, exchange, commissary, travel, etc). Information about the PDBR, how to apply, including links to the application
form (DD 294) is available at the following website: MHS/Organizations/MHS Offices and

                                           LETTERS HOME

From SSGT DAVE D’ARCY (91-04): “I was medically retired from the Guard in
September 2004 due to contracting multiple sclerosis the year before I retired in
August 2003 (just two weeks before I was going to be married).
         The first two years after I retired from the Guard, I was essentially a house-
hubby. I volunteered with my church, and mostly cleaned the house and kept
things nice as my wife worked through her graduate degree from Eastern Michigan
University. These two years also found us vacationing in Orlando, Florida as well
as spending our summers on the St. Lawrence River on Round Island (the summer cottage of my wife's
         In 2006, my wife graduated from Eastern Michigan University and she took a job with the Hol-
land School District. We adopted a precocious and rambunctious 8 wk old yellow lab female we named
Sarah. In 2007, we bought a home near Lake Michigan, on 5.6 acres of heavily wooded parcel of land
just a mile (as the crow flies) from Lake Michigan. Running out of things to do, I re-affiliated with a local
Civil Air Patrol unit in the area, continued to do routine jobs for our church and even found time to volun-
teer as a dog-walker at our local humane society. Recently, I started volunteering with the Ottawa County
Chapter of the American Red Cross, to help with blood drives and as a Military Service Coordinator,
helping folks connect with loved ones who need emergency help to get home, or a message to loved ones
         In 2009, we adopted a dog from the Ottawa Humane Society, a very beautifully-tempered yellow
lab-gray hound mix (this is a very interesting mix indeed). Also, Linda's daughter Christy and her son-in-
law, Ryan Pendleton, took a huge leap of faith by leaving South Dakota to try to find work in Michigan.
Ryan picked up something quick, but it took Christy a little longer. After a year of living with us, they
were able to move to Grand Rapids to be near their new found jobs. Now Ryan is an Apple Computer
associate and Christy now sells Sprint cell phones. They are very happy.
         2011 hopes to find us enjoying our time and reaching out to family and friends and a few pilgrims
that come our way. My wife Linda never missed the east side of Michigan, but aside from the time I
spent on active duty, the east side of the state was my home for most of my adult life. Now we need to
make a life for ourselves over here on the west side of the state.”

                                        HONOR ROLL
  Due to the large number of Honor Roll members, only those who have either become
  Life Members or who have achieved a higher membership status since the last issue are
  listed below. A complete list of all Honor Roll members is published annually and is on
  pages 15 to 17 in this issue.

                                New Sustaining Members
                               Representative Candice Miller
                          TSgt Myron Ranney (MI ANG, 1958-1989)

                                    New Life Members
                         MSgt Martin Beeker (USAF Retired) CMSgt
                            Aaron Robins (MI ANG, 1974-2004
                         SMSgt James Ziegler (MI ANG, 1967-1994)


One of the well-received features of the MANGBANG is information on
our individual members that is shared with the at-large membership.

Please help us continue this feature by completing the survey below and
mailing it to MAGHA, c/o 127 WG/MU, 27333 C Street, Bldg 1011,
Selfridge ANG Base MI 48045. You can also e-mail the information to

FULL NAME AND RANK ______________________________________

DATE I JOINED THE GUARD __________________________________

DATE I LEFT THE GUARD ____________________________________

LAST UNIT WHEN I LEFT THE GUARD _________________________












                                                    AN EDITORIAL
                                                     By Lt Col Lou Nigro

Editorial Disclaimer: These are my thoughts, my thoughts alone, and do not represent the views of our Board of Directors or our
membership. If you’re going to yell at someone, yell at me!

There’s a lot I could editorialize about in this issue but it would sound like I’m whining. Plus I looked at
the cartoon below and took it to heart. The words in the bubble above the guy’s head say “I didn’t expect
to be called a pompous windbag for another ten years.”

       Michigan Air Guard Historical
          Association/127th Wing
      2011 Reunion and Golf Outing
                         Saturday, 6 August 2011
                          1:00 PM Shotgun Start
                         Best Ball Scramble Rules
    All proceeds                    at
   benefit MAGHA
   & the Selfridge
     Military Air

                                                    Selfridge ANG Base Golf Course

                     $80.00 per person
                     $25.00 per person for dinner only

              INCLUDES:                               •Lowest Team Score (1st, 2nd and 3rd
18 Holes of golf and golf cart
      (2 carts per team of 4)                         •Highest Team Score
• Four persons per team                               •Closest to the Pin, Hole 11
• Hot dog/chips/soft drinks/beer on the course
• Door prizes                                         •Longest Drive, Hole 15
• Free range balls available at 11:00 a.m.            •Straightest Line, Hole 5
• Dinner & cash bar @ 6:00 pm
• 50/50 drawing: $2.00 per ticket or 6 for $10.00       To encourage competition and to give
                                                       everyone a chance to win, handicaps will
      FAMILY AND FRIENDS WELCOME                        be assigned based on gender and the
                                                              average age of the team.
                              Make Your Reservations Early
                                    Space is Limited

                 Reserve by 1 August 2011
   Michigan Air Guard Historical Association/127 th Wing

            2011 Reunion and Golf Outing
                                Sign-Up Information
                           Reserve by 1 August 2011
-4 Person teams. Everybody is welcome
-Single registrations will be grouped into teams
-Tax-deductible hole sponsorships available ($100.00…max of 4 names on sign)
       -Each sponsor gets one free 50/50 ticket and a one stroke deduction for putting on
       their sponsored hole
-Make checks payable to: MAGHA
-To reserve your space, or if you have any questions,
                  Lt Col Lou Nigro                      27333 C Street, Bldg 1011
Contact:          Selfridge Military Air Museum         Selfridge ANG Base, MI 48045
                  (586) 239-6768              

     For those of you unable to attend who still wish to donate to the Michigan Air Guard
   Historical Association and/or the Selfridge Military Air Museum, please contact Lt Col Lou
              Nigro. Your donations are tax deductible and very much appreciated.

           I regretfully cannot attend but have sent the enclosed donation for $
           I will be attending the reunion and dinner only and have enclosed $
           I will be attending the golf outing and have enclosed $                 for:

           Name: ______________________________     Name: ______________________________
           Age on 6 Aug 11 ________                 Age on 6 Aug 11 ________

           Name: ______________________________  Name: ______________________________
           Age on 6 Aug 11 ________             Age on 6 Aug 11 ________

 Please list a point of contact for    Name: ______________________________________________
             each team                 Phone #: ___________________________________________
                                       Email: ______________________________________________

The Michigan State Attorney General’s office has a free online database to assist prospective donors,
grant-making foundations and others in locating and evaluating specific charities.

AGCharitySearch provides expanded information on charities and professional fundraisers who solicit
donations in Michigan. The database will also help charities to monitor their annual registration status
with the Attorney General's office.

The service allows online access to information derived from reports filed with the attorney general by
charities and their fundraisers. At the website, visitors are able to confirm that a charity is currently
registered to solicit donations in Michigan and to generate a detailed report on the charity that includes:
its charitable purpose, recent reported financial data reported by the charity, its federal tax-exempt status
(for example, whether the IRS has granted an exemption as a 501(c)(3) charitable organization), contact
information, and when and where it was created.

Prospective donors are also able to perform general searches for various types of registered charities. For
instance, donors may search by key words within the organization’s purpose, as well as by city, county,
state, name, or any combination of these.

Charities soliciting donations in Michigan will also be able to use AGCharitySearch to confirm that their
registration submissions have been received by the Attorney General’s Charitable Trust Section and to
verify that a particular professional fundraiser is properly licensed to conduct charitable solicitations in

The attorney general's office has the primary responsibility for ensuring charitable assets are being used
for the purpose for which they were donated and that organizations are acting as responsible stewards of
these assets.

The Michigan AG’s Charity Search website is For organizations
outside of Michigan, try

                                       MICHIGAN AIR NATIONAL GUARD
                                              HISTORY BOOKS

The Michigan Air National Guard Historical Association created a four volume set of history books covering the periods 1926-
                 Volume 1 covers the period from 1926 to 1976
                 Volume 2 covers the period from 1976 to 1986
                 Volume 3 covers the period from 1986 to 1996
                 Volume 4 covers the period from 1996 to 2010
If you wish to purchase one or more of these volumes, please complete the order form and indicate your payment method below
then mail this form to MAGHA, 27333 C St, Bldg 1011, Selfridge ANGB MI 48045.

Please send the volumes I have circled below to:
        NAME:             ___________________________________________
        ADDRESS           ___________________________________________
        Volume 1 (1926-1976)                $1.00   Number Requested _____
        Volume 2 (1976-1986)                $4.00   Number Requested _____
        Volume 3 (1986-1996)                $1.00   Number Requested _____
        Volume 4 (1996-2010)
                   B&W inside               $6.00   Number Requested _____
                  Full Color                $35.00 Number Requested _____
        Shipping/Handling                   $4.00 (APPLICABLE TO ALL MAIL ORDERS)
        TOTAL REMITTED                      $____________

O Check #__________ dated _______________ enclosed. Checks should be made payable to “MAGHA”.

Please charge my:    O VISA CARD
                     O MASTER CARD
                     O AMERICAN EXPRESS CARD
                     O DISCOVER CARD
Account # _________________________________________________

Expiration Date: ____________________________________________

Signature: _________________________________________________

 MAGHA                            Phone: 586-239-6768
                                                                                                    Michig an Air Nation al Gu ard
 27333 C Street, Bldg 1011        Fax: 586-239-6646                                                    His torical Association
 Selfridge ANG Base MI 48045      Email:

                                SELFRIDGE SPAD PROJECT
                                 SELFRIDGE MILITARY AIR MUSEUM
The Selfridge Military Air Museum is an outreach effort of the Michigan Air Guard Historical Association
(MAGHA). Volunteers at the Air Museum have constructed a full-size replica of a World War I SPAD XII, an
aircraft flown by the First Pursuit Group in World War I and at Selfridge Field when the First Pursuit Group moved
to the Field in 1919.

As the replica is a full-scale, historically accurate replica with fabric-covered wings, it was critical for the
preservation of the SPAD that we display it indoors. Existing floor space was inadequate inside the Museum
building so our plans included the construction of a SPAD hangar in our Air Park that is accessible to our guests.

It cost approximately $22,000.00 in material for our volunteers to build the display and to have the SPAD Hangar
constructed contractually. As both MAGHA and the Air Museum are IRS-recognized 501c(3) non-profit
organizations with an all-volunteer staff and no federal or state funds for the operation or our Museum and the
maintenance of our buildings and displays, public and corporate support for this project is critical to partially
offsetting the large capital investment we made for this project.

All donations to this project are tax-deductible per Section 170 of the Internal Revenue Service Code and a
receipt for all donations will be provided.

If you would like to participate in this worthwhile effort, please complete the form and payment information below
and mail it to the Selfridge Military Air Museum, 27333 C Street, Bldg 1011, Selfridge ANG Base MI 48045.



Amount of Donation: $

Information about our Museum can be obtained by visiting our website at, emailing
us at, calling us at 586-239-6768, or by writing us at 27333 C Street,
Bldg 1011, Selfridge ANG Base MI 48045.

O Check #_              dated                    enclosed. Checks should be made payable to “MAGHA”.

Please charge my:
                      O   MASTER CARD
                      O   VISA CARD
                      O   AMERICAN EXPRESS CARD
                      O   DISCOVER CARD

Account #: __________________________________________________

Expiration Date: _____________________________________________

Signature: __________________________________________________
                                            MEMORIAL WALL
                                     SELFRIDGE MILITARY AIR MUSEUM
The Michigan Air Guard Historical Association (MAGHA) has completed construction of a Memorial Area in the center of the Air Park at
the Selfridge Military Air Museum. The memorial is a place to honor all members of the military who gave their lives in the line of
duty and in the service of this great nation, to recognize all those who have in the past or who are currently serving their
country, and to acknowledge the contributions made by families and companies to the preservation of freedom. Pictures of the
Memorial Area and the Memorial Wall are above. The centerpiece is an elevated F-86 Sabre aircraft, an aircraft flown, maintained, and
supported by three Michigan Air Guard units in the mid-1950s. Flanking the F-86 is the Memorial Wall topped by engraved Memorial
Bricks such as those shown below.

We invite you to become part of this memorial and to recognize a unit, an individual, or a family by purchasing an engraved b rick that
will become a permanent part of the Memorial Wall. Cash donations for the Memorial project are also welcome. All memorial brick
purchases and donations for this effort are tax-deductible per Section 170 of the Internal Revenue Service Code. Engraved memorial
bricks cost $100.00 per brick for non-members (cost includes a one-year membership in MAGHA), $75.00 per brick for
members, and $50.00 per brick when multiple brick orders are made. For example, a one-brick order from a MAGHA member
would cost $75.00, a two-brick order would cost $125.00, and a three-brick order $175.00. Information about MAGHA can be
obtained by calling 586-239-6768, by visiting our web site at, or by writing to us at the address below.

If you would like to participate in this worthwhile project, please complete the order form and indicate your payment method below and
mail this form to MAGHA, 27333 C Street, Bldg 1011, Selfridge ANG Base MI 48045. An asterisk (*) will be added after the honoree’s
name for veterans.

                                                  MEMORIAL BRICK ORDER FORM

Name: __________________________________________________________________
Address: ______________________________________________________________
Day Time Phone Number: __________________________________________________

Please install an engraved memorial brick in the Memorial Wall at the Selfridge Military Air Museum in honor of the following.
         This individual is a veteran. Please add an asterisk (*) after their name.
         This individual is not a veteran.
         Please send me information on joining the Michigan Air Guard Historical Association.

Three lines are possible with a maximum of 12 characters per line and a maximum of 36 characters per brick. Periods,
commas, asterisks, and spaces between words counts as characters. You will be sent a receipt with a proposed layout.

O Check #__________ dated _______________ enclosed. Checks should be made payable to “MAGHA”.

Please charge my: O VISA CARD
                    O MASTER CARD
                    O AMERICAN EXPRESS CARD
                    O DISCOVER CARD
Account # _________________________________________________
Expiration Date: ____________________________________________
Signature: _________________________________________________

                               MICHIGAN AIR NATIONAL GUARD
                                 HEADQUARTERS 127 WING (ACC)
                               SELFRIDGE ANG BASE MICHIGAN 48045

                                                                                    30 March 2011

Brigadier General Michael L. Peplinski
127th Wing Commander
29553 George Avenue
Selfridge ANGB MI 48045

Dear 127th Wing Members

With this letter, I announce my retirement effective 1 July 2011. It has been a privilege to serve
as your commander during a very dynamic period in the 127th Wing’s history. This command is
the crown jewel of my 32 years in military service. After five years at the helm and energy
rapidly depleting, it is time to give way to emergent leaders. I leave excited to pursue a new
focus as a private citizen. Together we accomplished many important goals and I am proud to
say that I was an airman on the 127th team for the last 12 years.

Additionally, I am pleased to announce that Major General Gregory Vadnais, The Adjutant
General, has selected my successor. Colonel Michael Thomas will assume command this
summer. Colonel Thomas has served as your vice commander for the past three months and as
the commander of the Air Refueling Group for the five years prior. He has quickly grasped the
leadership complexities within this wing and across the base. He has what it takes to lead the
wing to success across all the mission sets it is tasked to perform. I assure you that I am leaving
you in good hands.

Watching the professionalism with which this wing accepted and accomplished two major
conversions since 2005 brings a big smile to my face. No other wing has done that. The military
and civilian members of the 127th Wing are simply amazing. It has been an honor to serve with


                                                  MICHAEL L. PEPLINSKI, Brig Gen, MI ANG

              POINTS TO PONDER
             Courtesy of Jesse Archibald                                   If “all the world is a stage”, where is the
                                                                            audience sitting?
         Is it good if a vacuum cleaner really                            If love is blind, why is lingerie so
          sucks?                                                            popular?
         Why is the third hand on a watch called                          If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia,
          the second hand?                                                  can you read all right?
         If a word is misspelled in the dictionary,                       Why is “bra” singular and “panties”
          how would we ever know?                                           plural?
         Why do we say something is “out of                               Why do you press harder on the buttons
          whack?” What is a whack?                                          of a remote control when you know the
         Why does “slow down” and “slow up”                                batteries are dead?
          mean the same thing?                                             How come “abbreviated” is such a long
         Why does “fat chance” and “slim                                   word?
          chance” mean the same thing?                                     Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t
         Why do “tug” boats push their barges?                             we clean when we use them?
         Why do we sing “Take me out to the                               Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of
          ball game” when we’re already there?                              the bottle?
         Why are they called “stands” when they                           Why do they call it a TV set when you
          are made for sitting?                                             only have one?
         Why is it called “after dark” when it’s                          If work is so terrific, why do they have
          really “after light”?                                             to pay you to do it?
         Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected”                               Why is “phonics” not spelled the way it
          make the unexpected expected?                                     sounds?
         Why are a “wise guy” and a “wise man”                            Why do we put suits in a garment bag
          opposite?                                                         and garments in a suitcase?
         Why do “overlook” and “oversee” mean                             If Webster wrote the first dictionary,
          opposite things?                                                  where did he find the words?

                          DOD to drop Social Security numbers from ID Cards
                                       (continued from page 1)
An 11-digit DOD benefits number also will appear on the cards of those people eligible for DOD benefits. The first
nine digits are common to a sponsor, the official said, and the last two digits will identify a specific person within the
sponsor's family.

Social Security numbers embedded in the bar codes on the back of identification cards will remain there for the time
being, and will be phased out beginning in 2012.

The department will replace identification cards as they expire. "Because cards will be replaced upon expiration, it will
be approximately four years until all cards are replaced with the DOD ID number," Matoush said.

The identity protection program began in 2008, when DOD started removing Social Security numbers from family
member identification cards.

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           “I have witnessed the softening of                 “Time sneaks up on you like a wind-
           the hardest of hearts by a simple                  shield on a bug.”
           smile.”                                                                 -John Lithgow
                                   -Goldie Hawn

                         COMPLETE MAGHA “HONOR ROLL”, CURRENT AS OF 18 JUNE 2010

VFW Post 9021 - Life                     SSgt Bob Albertson - Life                   SMSgt Cliff Allen - Life
Mrs JoAnn Allen - Patron                 Col & Mrs Ralph Allison, Jr. - Sustaining   CMSgt Dave Allmendinger - Life
Maj Larry Amez - Life                    TSgt Marvin Anderson - Life                 Lt Col Gary Andres - Life
MSgt Richard Andrzejewski - Life         Brig Gen Dave Arendts - Legacy Life         SSgt Warren Attwood - Sustaining
Col David Augustine - Life               Lt Col Paul Ayres - Charter Life            Maj Deborah Bacon - Sustaining
SMSgt Jeff Badalow - Life                Brig Gen Garry Bahling - Patron             CMSgt Charlie Bahn - Legacy Life
SMSgt Earl Ball - Life                   Lt Col Tom Bankstahl - Legacy Life          MSgt Donna Bannasch - Life
SMSgt Tom Baran - Life                   Lt Col Doug Barbier - Sustaining            PO2 Chris Barclay - Life
Brig Gen Brian Barents - Patron          SSgt Howard Barikmo - Life                  Mrs Mary Bartholomew - Patron
Maj Gen Leroy Bartman - Patron           CMSgt Lee Bassett - Life                    Lt Col David Baumann - Patron
MSgt Jerry Beach - Regular               Lt Col Bud Beadles - Patron                 CMSgt Larry Becker - Life
Lt Col Mark Bedsole - Patron             MSgt Martin Beeker - Life                   Lt Col & Mrs Ray Belz - Patron
Capt Roger Bentlage - Sustaining         Lt Col Pauline Bergeron - Patron            Lt Col Tom Berrodin - Sustaining
SMSgt Tom Bettison - Legacy Life         Maj Charles Binder - Life                   SMSgt Roger Bird - Life
Sgt Charles Blake - Life                 Col Bruce Blakeman - Life                   Maj Charlie Boh - Life
Mr Bob Bondy - Legacy Life               Col Jerry Brackett, MD - Life               Maj Don Brandy - Life
MSgt Charles Bray - Life                 MSgt Delbert Breeding - Life                Mr Floyd Brody - Life
A1C Jim Brown - Life                     MSgt Edward Brush - Life                    Col Bertrand Buckhout - Life
Mrs. Marilyn Cantrell - Life             Mrs. Ruth Case - Legacy Life                Mrs Gloria Cetrone - Life
MSgt Wendell Chapin - Legacy Life        Lt Col Rosemary Charboneau - Patron         MSgt Alexander Chrzan - Life
CMSgt William A. Cieciek - Legacy Life   1Lt (Dr) John A. Clark - Life               SMSgt Dan Coccia - Life
CMSgt Bruce Collins - Life               SMSgt Bruce Compton - Life                  Mrs Hildy Convery - Sustaining
SMSgt Fred Conway - Legacy Life          Col Dick Cooper - Legacy Life               MSgt Joe Coppola - Life
MSgt Joel Corey - Life                   Col Cliff Crane - Life                      Brig Gen LeRoy Crane - Life
MSgt Thomas Creek - Sustaining           Mrs Lori Cripps - Life                      Mrs Pauline Crowder - Patron
MSgt Ed Cuneo - Life                     Lt Gen Tom Cutler - Sustaining              Mrs Ellen Czarnota - Life
MSgt Cindy Danner - Life                 MSgt Angelo D'Arca - Life                   MSgt Dennis Darga - Life
SMSgt Wayne Davidson - Life              Lt Col Larry Davis - Life                   CMSgt Michael Davis - Life
Lt Col Charles Dawson - Legacy Life      Lt Col Case DeGroot, Jr - Life              Mr Fred DeNault III - Patron
Graphic Website Design - Patron          Brig Gen Mike DiBernardo - Legacy Life      Lt Col George DiMichele - Life
Lt Col Henry Dobbertien - Life           MSgt Richard Donakowski - Life              Lt Col Dick Dowling - Life
CMSgt Don Dowling - Life                 Dr William Drake - Patron                   Maj Jerry Dressig - Life
SMSgt Martin Duffy - Legacy Life         Lt Col Anne-Marie Dutcher - Life            Mrs Jeanne Ebersole - Patron
CMSgt Vern Edwards - Life                Capt Lee Egrin - Life                       Cdr Richard Egrin - Life
Col Brad Eisenbrey - Sustaining          Brig Gen Richard Elliott - Life             Ms Joan E. Emerick - Life
Mr & Mrs John Enger - Life               Mrs Kathy Erikson - Legacy Life             Mrs Alice Errington - Patron
Mr Michael Evans - Life                  Lt Col Robert Farnette - Sustaining         Brig Gen Carol Ann Fausone - Life
Lt Col Billie Faust - Life               Maj Jerry Fedirko - Life                    Col Kimberly Fergan - Life
Maj Mike Fingal - Life                   CMSgt George Flees - Life                   Mr David Fleming - Legacy Life
MSgt Robert Flowers - Life               Lt Col Lynn Forrest - Life                  Mr William Fountain - Life
TSgt Lloyd Freeman - Life                Lt Col Dave Fries - Patron                  Capt Bill Friesell - Life
Lt Col Wes Frisbey - Life                CMSgt John Frishcosy - Life                 Lt Col Hank Fuhs - Life
Mrs Nellie Fulsher - Life                MSgt Gary Gabler - Life                     Col Gordon Galloway - Life
Drs Randy & Lisa Galloway - Life         SMSgt Leroy Gates, Jr. - Legacy Life        Mr Vincent Giacobbe - Life
CMSgt Dorothy Gibala - Life              Lt Col John J. Gibala, Jr. - Life           MSgt Ronnie Gietzen - Life
TSgt Norm Girouard - Life                Mr Jim Gompers - Life                       Maj John Goodwin - Life
Capt Jeffrey Gorman - Life               Col Mike Greiger - Life                     MSgt Bill Griffin - Life
Mr Charles Gripton - Life                Mr Henry Grysh - Patron                     Mr Arie Guldemond - Patron
MSgt Dennis Hackett, Jr - Life           Lt Col Rick Hagelthorn - Life               SMSgt Charlie Hahn - Life
                        COMPLETE MAGHA “HONOR ROLL”, CURRENT AS OF 18 JUNE 2010

CMSgt Chuck Halt - Sustaining          Ms Juanita Hammond - Patron              Mr Philip Handleman - Patron
Lt Col William Hargrove - Life         CMSgt Willie Harris - Life               Col Lloyd Harsh, Jr - Legacy Life
Brig Gen Ken Heaton - Sustaining       MSgt John Heffernan - Life               Mrs Nancy Heida - Life
Maj Gen Bill Henderson - Patron        Lt Col William Henderson - Life          Lt Col Jerry Hendrickson - Life
Col Don Hengesh - Charter Life         Col (Dr) Louis Herbert - Life            Lt Col Tom Hess - Life
Lt Col Bob Heyart - Life               MSgt Ted Hoffmeyer - Life                Maj James Holcomb - Life
Lt Col Vic Hollister - Life            Col John Holly - Life                    Capt Bill Holmes - Life
Mrs Mary Jane Holmes - Legacy Life     Col Greg Holzhei - Life                  Capt Randy Hotton - Life
SMSgt Tony Houle - Sustaining          SMSgt Jerry Howard - Legacy Life         Lt Col J. C. Huber - Life
AO1 Bob Hudson - Sustaining            Lt Col Charlie Hunt - Life               MSgt Ross Hunter - Life
Mr & Mrs Don Hussey - Patron           Brig Gen Richard Idzkowski - Life        MSgt Tim Inman - Patron
Col Len Isabelle - Life                Mrs Kate Jacobson - Legacy Life          TSgt Stuart Jalving - Life
CMSgt Edward Jansen - Life             SMSgt Barry Jecewski - Life              Mrs Karen Jess - Patron
MSgt Bill Johnson - Life               Mrs Dorothy Johnston - Sustaining        Col Jim Johnston - Life
Maj Gen Robert Johnston - Sustaining   Ms Janet Joyce - Sustaining              Mr. Gerald Juronoc - Life
SMSgt Edward Kalo - Life               CMSgt Ed Kaminski - Life                 Mr Don Kehrig - Legacy Life
Mr. William J. Keller - Life           Capt Ron Kimler - Legacy Life            SMSgt Russ King - Life
CMSgt Charlie Kissaw - Legacy Life     Lt Col Kurt Klasmeier - Life             SMSgt Gordy Klier - Life
SMSgt Christine Koch - Life            Lt Col Charles Koehn - Life              SMSgt Jim Koglin - Life
Mrs Marie Koglin - Patron              Mr Ben Konupek - Life                    Sgt Dan Korte - Life
SMSgt Paul Kortier - Life              Col Dennis Kotkoski - Life               TSgt Gary Kowalski - Life
Col Ski Kowalski - Sustaining          Mr Robert Kozloff - Life                 Col Steve Krajnik - Sustaining
Mr Roger Krings - Life                 Maj Gen Erick W. Kyro - Patron           Lt Col Blake Lancaster - Life
Col Jim Lane - Life                    MSgt Kevin Langerfeld - Life             SSgt Al Larson - Life
CMSgt Dean & Janet Larson - Life       Lt Col Russ Leake - Legacy Life          Lt Col Les Leavoy - Legacy Life
MSgt Roderick Lelental - Life          Col Lee Lemon - Life                     Lt Col Constantine Leon - Life
Lt Col Gerry Lesney - Legacy Life      Maj Art Lessel - Sustaining              Mr John Lind - Life
MSgt James Lininger - Life             MSgt Christy Liss - Life                 CMSgt Marian Livesay - Life
MSgt Carol Lochran - Life              Maj Murray Loeffler, Jr - Legacy Life    Col Brian Loftus - Sustaining
Lt Col Dick Loftus - Life              CMSgt Don Loshbough - Life               Capt Dick Lyman - Patron
CMSgt Aaron Lynch - Life               MSgt John Maas - Sustaining              Mr John MacArthur - Corporate
CMSgt Cass Maciejewski - Life          Col Greg Maciolek - Legacy Life          Mrs Loretta Mackenroth - Legacy Life
Lt Col Bruce MacRitchie - Life         Dr Irwin Madison - Legacy Life           Col Alex Mahon - Patron
CMSgt Mike Majestic - Life             Ms Colleen Mangeno - Legacy Life         Lt Col Mark Manor - Life
Maj Robert Marchese - Life             Mr Sam Marino - Legacy Life              SSgt Gordon Marr - Life
Mrs Betty Marten - Life                MSgt Dave Marten - Life                  SMSgt Ron Marten - Life
Lt Col RB Mattson - Life               Col Gerald J. McCarthy - Life            Mr Gerard McCauley - Life
Maj John McDonnell - Life              Col Terry McKenna - Life                 Maj Mike McKeon - Life
Lt Col Larry McKillop - Life           Mr Frank McNelis - Life                  Lt Col Bruce Medaugh - Legacy Life
MSgt Joseph Melik - Life               Cpl Garrett Menzel - Life                SMSgt Joe Mesechoff - Life
MSgt Jeff Michaels - Life              MSgt Tony Milano - Life                  Mrs Barb Miller - Legacy Life
Mrs Candice Miller - Life              Col Dave Miller - Life                   Col Don Miller - Patron
Col Lee Miller - Life                  MSgt Leo Miller - Life                   Maj Michael Mitchell - Life
SMSgt Pete Molter - Life               Maj Dave Monroe - Life                   Col Ron Moore - Life
Capt Mike Moyle - Legacy Life          Kiwanis Club of Mt Clemens - Patron      Lt Col Joe Muchnij - Patron
SMSgt Thomas Mullaly - Legacy Life     SMSgt Mardon Murphy - Legacy Life        MSgt Peter Murphy - Legacy Life
CMSgt George Nelson - Life             Brig Gen Allan "Elliott" Ness - Patron   Mr John Neubert - Life
Lt Col Richard Nevill - Life           MSgt Richard Nicholson - Life            Lt Col Bill Nielsen, Sr - Patron
Lt Col Lou Nigro - Patron              Col Jim Noble - Legacy Life              Mrs Barbara Nugent - Sustaining
                        COMPLETE MAGHA “HONOR ROLL”, CURRENT AS OF 18 JUNE 2010

MSgt Bernie Nuttall - Life                  Maj Paul F. Nyquist - Life                 Maj Ed Oshaben - Legacy Life
Mrs Helen Otten - Life                      TSgt Rich Ottens - Life                    Mrs Lila Otter - Life
Col Will Ouellette - Patron                 Lt Col Lawrence Pabin - Sustaining         Col Mike Paletta - Life
Maj Brian Parenteau - Life                  MSgt Dean Parr - Life                      MSgt Bob Payne - Life
Capt Don Peacock - Life                     Brig Gen Pep Peplinski - Patron            CMSgt Wallace Perry - Legacy Life
Mrs Carol Pilkiewicz - Sustaining           CMSgt Keith Pionk - Life                   MSgt Marv Pionk - Legacy Life
Maj Gen Paul Pochmara - Sustaining          Col Mike Potochick - Charter Legacy Life   Col Kenneth S. Pratt - Sustaining
SMSgt Gerald Presley - Life                 CMSgt Denny Preston - Life                 MSgt Cleveland Price - Life
MSgt Russ Priskorn - Legacy Life            Col Steve Prowse - Life                    Lt Col Kingsley Purton - Life
SFC David Ragon - Life                      MSgt Phil & Rhonda Ramirez - Life          Brig Gen Dick Rann - Sustaining
TSgt Myron Ranney - Sustaining              Col Bob Raub - Life                        Mrs Linda Reams - Life
MSgt Marland Reed - Life                    MSgt Bob Reese - Life                      Col Don Reid - Life
Lt Col Milt Riggs - Life                    SMSgt Albert Rimar - Life                  MSgt Kamila Robillard - Life
CMSgt Aaron Robins - Life                   TSgt Arthur Robinson - Life                Capt Carol Rodriguez - Life
Mr Darrell Rohrbeck - Life                  Lt Col Andy Rosado - Life                  MSgt Jack Rose - Life
Col John Rosenburg - Legacy Life            SMSgt Judith Roth - Legacy Life            BG & Mrs Harold Rudolph - Patron
Capt Howard Rundell - Sustaining            Capt William Rundell - Sustaining          Lt Col Ed Russ - Legacy Life
SSgt Ernie Rybka - Sustaining               Mr Pete Saldana - Life                     SSgt Joe Sanger - Life
Col Sam Sansom - Life                       Mrs Gwen Schollenberger - Life             Lt Col Kurt Schroeder - Sustaining
CCMSgt Lou Seymour - Life                   CMSgt Howard Shroyer - Legacy Life         CCMSgt Gene Simon - Life
MSgt Robert Skinner - Life                  Maj Al Smith - Legacy Life                 Capt Bill Smith - Legacy Life
SMSgt Don Smith - Sustaining                SMSgt Newton Smith - Legacy Life           CMSgt Richard Smith - Life
Col Sam & Donna Smith - Life                Mrs Tom Smith - Legacy Life                MSgt Tom Smith - Life
CMSgt Dave Snavley - Life                   Col Mike Soule - Patron                    Mr Dick Soules - Life
MSgt Gerald Spiewak - Life                  Lt Col James Steiner - Patron              CMSgt Chris Stevens - Life
SMSgt Joseph Stevens - Life                 1Lt Thomas Stickley - Life                 Mrs Jean Stockinger - Life
Mrs Marlene Stoll - Life                    Capt Jim Stone - Life                      Mrs Mayme Stone - Patron
Brig Gen Howard Strand - Sustaining         Lt Gen E Gordon Stump - Patron             Col Lloyd Sydney - Life
Maj Ziggy Szuber - Legacy Life              CMSgt Ken Talant - Life                    Mr & Mrs Ray Taylor - Life
MSgt Bill Tegge - Legacy Life               Mrs Betty Tesner - Sustaining              Col Mike Thomas - Life
Lt Col Jay Thomsen - Patron                 MSgt (Dr) Miguel Thornton - Life           SMSgt Martin Tibbs - Life
SMSgt Joe Trahan - Life                     Mr Rodney Travis - Life                    TSgt Raymond Trupiano - Life
Lt Col Susan Tschirhart - Life              Col Harold J. Tucker - Patron              Mrs Helen Turkovich - Legacy Life
MSgt Tim Tutak - Life                       Maj Gen Larry Twitchell - Patron           MSgt Roger Urban - Life
Col Jeff Valle - Life                       MSgt David Van Acker - Life                Mr John Van Zandt - Legacy Life
Lt Col Dennis Veara - Life                  Mr Don Vermeulen - Life                    CMSgt Joe Viger - Life
Maj Larry Vihtelic - Patron                 CMSgt Mike Viterna - Sustaining            Capt Leah Voelker - Life
CMSgt Jan Wallace - Life                    SMSgt Ralph Watkins - Life                 Mrs Sally A. Waye-Hudson - Sustaining
Brig Gen (S) Pat Webb - Legacy Life         Mr Bernard Weideman - Patron               CMSgt Ted R. Weiman - Patron
Col George Weinhagen - Charter Life         Mrs Val Wentzel - Life                     Col Dan Whipple - Life
Col Curtis Whitaker - Life                  MSgt Philip White - Life                   Lt Col Walter Wick - Legacy Life
SMSgt Howard Willenberg, Jr - Legacy Life   Lt Col Bob Williams - Patron               MSgt Robert Williams - Legacy Life
Lt Col Mike Wolfe - Life                    MSgt Martin Wolicki, Jr. - Life            Col Leon Worden - Sustaining
SMSgt Gary Wright - Life                    Maj John Wright - Legacy Life              MSgt Terry Wrobel - Legacy Life
Mrs Lois Wunnenberg - Life                  Maj Brian Wyrzykowski - Life               Mrs Joann Wythe - Life
Mrs Dorothy Yelton - Legacy Life            Honorable Tracey Yokich - Patron           A1C Ed Young - Life
Maj John Young - Sustaining                 Mrs Carol Zeller - Life                    SMSgt James Ziegler - Life
MSgt Carolyn Zimmerman - Life                 -                                          -

                                      The Things I Owe My Parents
1. My Parents taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside...I just finished cleaning."

2. My Parents taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My Parents taught me about TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My Parents taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My Parents taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My Parents taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My Parents taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My Parents taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My Parents taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?!"

10. My Parents taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My Parents taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My Parents taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My Parents taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My Parents taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My Parents taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My Parents taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My Parents taught me about RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

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18. My Parents taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My Parents taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My Parents taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My Parents taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My Parents taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My Parents taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Parents taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My Parents taught me about JUSTICE .
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you !"

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