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                                                                                                                                                                                MARCH         1, 1983                                                                                                                                               March 4, 1983
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    VOLUME                      LXX                                                                                                                           . NUMBER                      10

  Four grapplers are Ail-Americans                                                                                                                                                                             Culture, politics clash
             By Marc Schwarz

                                                                                                                                                                                                               at World Week display
      The Albany Slate wrestling team con-
  tinued on their record setting pace by
   finishing seventh in the country and having
   four wrestlers earn All-American honors.
      The Danes competed in the NCAA Divi-                                                                                                                                                                                                            By Ben Gordon
  sion 111 National Championships in                                                                                                                                                                               A confrontation between two student groups at the World Week Ethnic Block Party in the
   Whcaion, Illinois last Friday and Saturday                                                                                                                                                                   lecture center hallways Thursday opened debate as lo whether politically opinionated material
  and came back to Albany sporting their                                                                                                                                                                        mny be presented as part of cultural displays.
   finest performance ever in the nationals.                                                                                                                                                                       Members of the Revisionist Zionist Alternative, a campus Jewish group, protested in front
      Andy Seras was named an All-Amcrican                                                                                                                                                                      of a cultural display sponsored by Ihe Arab Student Association, objecting to what they term-
  for the third lime, Dave Avcrill received the                                                                                                                                                                 ed "antl-scmitic, anti-Jewish" material alongside literature on Arab culture.
  honor for a second lime and Vic Herman                                                                                                                                                                           RZA was especially angered by a poster depicting Israeli Prime Minister Mcnaehem Begin
  and Rob Spagnoll were Ail-Americans for                                                                                                                                                                       next lo a "bloody Jewish star" and what RZA Executive Secretary Glenn Moncs described as
  the first lime in their four year careers.                                                                                                                                                                    pictures of the Sabrn and Shalllla refugee camps, where over a thousand Palestinian refugees
      "This was by Tar the best showing by any                                                                                                                                                                  were killed by Christian Phalanglst forces laic Inst year.
  Albany team. To put it into perspective,                                                                                                                                                                         According to ASA member Mohammed Kaycd, RZA members demanded that the poster
 we've had seven All-Americans in the                                                                                                                                                                           be removed, chanting "Take it down! Take it down!" in front of the display. Then, said
 33-year history of wrestling in this school.                                                                                                                                                                   Kaycd, a young man from the crowd of. protesters tore down Ihe poster and disappeared
 Now we have 11, with the four we had this                                                                                                                                                                      amidst the commotion.
 weekend," head couch Joe DcMeo said.                                                                                                                                                                             World Week Coordinators Dr. Frank Pogue and Dr. Paul Ward, arrived on the scene after
     The seventh place finish was the highest                                                                                                                                                                   being notified by Sami Massoud of Ihe ASA, and attempted to mediate the dispute.
 ever by an Albany team. In the past four
 years the Danes have moved from 29 lo 17
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ward said he spoke to RZA president Steve Hilsenrath and explained the basic tcnels and                                                                              "We equate
                                                                                                                                                                                                                underlying objectives of World Week. He defended the right of the Arab students lo display
 to 12 and now to number seven in the coun-
 try. "Our goal was the top 10 in the coun-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                political symbols, saying "Any political synjbol, whether good or bad, Is part of a nation's                                                                         this with Nazi
                                                                                                                                                                                                               culture. The nature of World Week is to accentuate the posilivc, the parts of your nation of
 try. Seven is a strong, solid position in that
 top 10," DeMco said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                               which you are proud."                                                                                                                                                  and Ku Klux
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Moncs said RZA rejects the "notion thai one can't draw the line between culture and
     "I was Impressed with the whole team ef-                                                                                                                                                                  politics. One need not indict another people's culture." He feels that the Jewish people arc                                                                               Klan
 fort. You have to be proud of a team that
 accomplishes what this one has," he added.
                                                                                                                                                                                                               being scapegoated by Ihe poster for Ihe events at the refugee camps, and feels thai the Jews arc
                                                                                                                                                                                                               being criticized at an event where cultural information, not propoganda should be displayed.                                                                            displays."
     Avcrill was the first of the four Ail-                                                                                                                                             ALAN CALEM UPS
                                                                                                                                                                                                               Members of Ihe ASA identified the RZA member who they claim removed the poster, and
 Americans, capturing seventh place at            Rob Spagnoll was one of lour Albany wrestlers lo receive Ail-American honors at the Dlvlson III National Championships In
                                                                                                                                                                                                               while the RZA acknowledged removing the poster, they said that Ihcy were unable lo locale it
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              —Glen Mones
 118-pounds. Avcrill defeated Rick Testa of       Wheaton, Illinois. Albany finished seventh In the nation as a team.
                                                                                                                                       tionals.                                                                amidst the commotion. When ASA demanded that Ihe poster be returned, Moncs replied,
                                                   Avcrill 6-2, but he was able to gain All- to work that much harder next year."
 Worcester Polytechnic Institute, 10-6 in the
  first round. He then pinned Salsbury's Ray       Amcrican recognition by defeating            Averill, a sophomore, has been named      Seras finished in third place to become an                           "When you rip down swastikas, you don't give them back lo the Nazis lo put them u p . "
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  RZA members refuse to disclose Ihe name of the person who removed the poster.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      "(In ah area)
                                                   Binghamton's John Leo, 13-0 lo capture All-American both years he has wrestled at All-Amcrican for the third time in as many
 Scanlon before getting pinned by John Bar-
 na of Trenton. Averjll was injured in the         seventh place.                            Albany and captured his first SUNYAC years. The junior was also selected as one of
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ward responded to the idea of regulating displays by saying, "I don't see how you can
                                                                                                                                                                                                               regulate political symbols, What might be culture to you might be political lo someone else."
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      as politically
 match with Barna but was able to come               "It was really nice to get All-Amcrican Championship two weeks ago. "I won't get four wild cards to participate in the Divi-                                 "I tried to explain to Steve (Hilsenrath, President of SUNY RZA) thai although his opinion                                                                         complicated as
 back and defeat Clayton Hathway of                again, though I thought I'd get better," seventh again," he said about finishing in sion 1 National Championships to be held                                was that it was not culture, to the people displaying it, il was."
 Widener, 15-2.^Ryan Hines of Iowa beat            Avcrill commented. "It just means I have the same position both years at the na-                                             15«*                              Kaycd says that in an area "as politically complicated as the Middle East, this is very much                                                                         the Middle
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Moncs claims he will take offense wherever and whenever the poster is displayed. He said,                                                                           East, this is
Danes lose SUNYAC opener and an NCAA bid                                                                                                                                                                      "This is, to us, what we call 'Chillul Hashem,' a desecration. We don't tolerate a poster like
                                                                                                                                                                                                              that any more than we would a swastika or a Ku Klux Klan poster. We equate this with Nazi
                                                                                                                                                                                                              and Ku Klux Klan displays."                                                                                                                    JEAN PIERRE LOUIS UPS
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Abovexontroverslal poster torn down by RZA member.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       very much
                                                   with the running Bengals. Dieckclman was       of the half.                                           In the second half the Danes came back                  Pogue refused to comment on Ihe situation until the dispute between RZA and ASA has
             By Marc Haspel                                                                          Guard Dave Adam was the first Dane               onto the court looking to reclaim the lead.              been fully resolved. He said a meeting scheduled for Friday morning wilh representatives of        Below: Arab Student Association table at Ethnic Block
                SPORTS EDITOR
                                                   the only scorer for Albany through the first
                                                                                                                                                      But Ihe Bengals immediately spread their                                                                                                                    Party in Lecture Center hallway yesterday.                         —Mohammed Kayed
                                                   nine minutes of the game. He used a com-       other than Dieckelman to break the ice with                                                                                                                                                             13»-
                               Potsdam, N. Y.      bination of outside bankers, hooks and         a bucket at the 10:45 mark to shrink the            lead to six points on buckets by Tim Tully
    For the second consecutive season, the         layups to help the Danes stay close. Albany    early Bengal lead to 18-15. The two teams           and Paul Hafnacki. Albany erased the dif-
 Albany State Great Danes will not be taking
 part in the NCAA Division III tournament.
 The Danes lost all chances for obtaining a
                                                   was only down five points at the 11:11 mark    traded baskets to make the score 20-17.
                                                                                                  Bengal forward David Hart then caught
                                                                                                  fire. He hit a jumper from the top of the
                                                                                                  key, and after two consecutive Dane fouls
                                                                                                                                                      ference quickly with two buckets by Gatlo
                                                                                                                                                      making the score 40-38.
                                                                                                                                                         Bengal John Groover, who had fallen in-
                                                                                                                                                                                                               Wharton predicts budget effects to Legislature
 bid by bowing out in the opening round of                                                                                                            to early foul trouble with three personals in                                                             headings of "voluntary furloughs" and              Binghamton and Stony Brook) eliminating
                                                                                                  resulted in twq more Bengal points, he                                                                                   By Lisa Perlman                                                                                                                            $1075 to $1375 per year) along with the
 the SUNYAC tournament to the Buffalo                                                                                                                 the first half, put his team in front by four                                                             "voluntary retirements." The proposed              14 departments or schools wilh another 21
                                                                                                  grabbed the rebound of Buff State's Peter                                                                                                                                                                                                                           $150 dormitory rent hike would "represent
 State Bengals 78-67 Friday evening here in                                                                                                           with a 12-root jumpshol, 42-38. After Ha-                                                                personnel reduction represents about ten lo         reduced;
                                                                                                  Mack's second free throw and converted it                                                                      At a joint budget hearing of the NYS                                                                                                                a substantial new burden for present and
 Maxcy Hall, Potsdam. Albany did salvage                                                                                                              fnacki hit the second of two free throws, the                                                            twelve percent of SUNY's work force.                   • Arts and science colleges eliminating 17
                                                                                                  for two more points. Albany State head                                                                      Legislature's Fiscal Committees Tuesday,                                                                                                               potential SUNY students and their
 the consolation game against the University                                                                                                          teams virtually exchanged baskets over the                                                               Wharton stressed that the budgets for the           undergraduate degree programs and five
                                                                                                  basketball coack Dick Sailers called a                                                                      SUNY Chancellor Clifton R. Wharton Jr.,                                                                                                                 families," he added thai "we must be
 of Buffalo Bulls, the following afternoon                                                                                                            next twelve minutes. Each lime the Danes                                                                 past eight years have forced staff reductions       graduate degree programs wilh a reduction
                                                                                                  timeout as the Danes found themselves                                                                       presented testimony outlining the SUNY                                                                                                                 realistic and recognize tuition as a signifi-
 88-77.                                                                                                                                              would cut the lead to tHrec or four points,                                                               resulting in the total loss of about 3000           of 97 departments;
                                                                                                  trailing by nine points, 26-17.                                                                             financial plan for the 1983-84 fiscal year.                                                                                                            cant revenue source."
    Senior co-captain John Dieckclman en-                                                                                                             the Bengals would respond with another                                                                   positions since 1974, while enrollment has             • Two health-science            campuses
                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Chancellor Wharton's testimony em-                                                                                                                     Wharton said one of his fundamental
 joyed one of the finest games of his three-                                                          After the pause, Albany roared back into       bucket. During the half Albany shot 50 per-                                                               increased by over 4000. The budget is now,         eliminating eight degree programs with
                                                                                                                                                                                                              phasized his concern for the budget's pro-                                                                                                             concerns is not Ihe actual proposal for the
 year Albany career in that opening game                                                           the game. Jan Zadoorian drove the lane,           cent from Ihe field while the Bengals hit 56                                                              "in just one year, asking SUNY to make              reductions in 36 departments.
                                                                                                                                                                                                              posed elimination of about 2500 SUNY                                                                                                                   tuition increase in the Executive Budget,
 against Bufr State. The 6'5" lefthanded                                                           Wilson Thomas hit a short jumper and              percent.                                                                                                  reductions in personnel equal to those thai            As a result of the position losses student
                                                                                                                                                                                                              faculty and staff positions with an addi-                                                                                                              but the "very disturbing rationalization"
 center scored the Danes' first thirteen                                                           Mike Gatto threw in a 19 footer. The Danes            "We had chances to close in on them and                                                               have taken place over the past eight years
                                                                                                                                                                                                              tional loss of 1000 positions under the                                                             support services and campus life would suf-        behind the hike. The budget proposes that
 points of the game and went on to pour in                                                         finally caught the Bengals with 4:04 left to      they were ready for us lo do it," said                                                                    combined," Wharton said.                           fer, said Wharton.There would be reduced           SUNY tuition be raised in order to cover
 28 points in the losing effort. In the con-                                                       play in the half. Gatto was fouled by Mack        Sauers. "They were ready lo crack but we                                    -
                                                                                                  and went to the line hitting his first charity                                                                                                                  According to Wharton's testimony, per-          library services, less academic and job            more of the actual education costs (averag-
 solation game, Dieckclman sealed his third                                                                                                          just couldn't do it to them."                                                                             sonnel reductions would have the following         counseling and a decrease in health services.
                                                                                                   toss lo knot the scoring at 28.The Danes                                                                                                                                                                                                                          ed at $6200, of which the student's tuition
 consecutive SUNYAC all-tournament                                                                                                                       The Danes had their best opportunity of                                                               impact upon the SUNY system:                           The chancellor's financial plan, approv-
                                                                                                  then flirted with their only lead of the                                                                                                                                                                                                                           now represents approximately 17 percent),
 honor with 17 points.                                                                                                                               the half to pull within two points when                                                                      • limitation of accessibility to sectors of     ed by Ihe board of trustees and now being
                                                                                                  game. Dieckclman was the beneficiary of a                                                                                                                                                                                                                          move closer to the average tuition for other
    "I thought," Dieckclman said after the                                                                                                           Zadoorian stole Ihe ball in the backcourt                                                                 higher education for many students;                considered by the legislature in amending
                                                                                                  Croutier steal in .the backcourt. The 5'7"                                                                                                                                                                                                                        northeastern public institutions, and be
 second game, "that I played all right. It                                                                                                           and passed it over to Dieckclman. Bui, he                                                                    • weakening of SUNY's ability to                Ihe proposed budget, would attempt to
                                                                                                  guard passed the ball off to the awaiting big                                                                                                                                                                                                                     linked in some fashion with tuition in the
 doesn't do you any good unless you win it.                                                                                                          just couldn't put the ball in the basket                                                                 strengthen the state's economic develop-            "buy back" as many positions targeted for
                                                                                                  man who easily put the ball in ihe hoop.                                                                                                                                                                                                                          independent sector. Wharton said that the
 We came up here to win and we didn't."                                                                                                              despile several shots.                                                                                   ment;                                               elimination as possible. According to
                                                                                                  The Danes took a 32-28 lead.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      comparisons made between SUNY tuition
    Sophomore point guard Dan Croutier                                                                                                                   "I shot it a little too hard and il didn't
 also had an excellent game in the Saturday
 afternoon contest. He scored 27 points.
                                                                                                      With 2:22 remaining in the half, and
                                                                                                  Albany up 34-32, Gatto fouled Hart
                                                                                                                                                     fall. That's how the whole second half
                                                                                                                                                     went," said Dieckclman!
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            i         U           » threatening of program accreditation
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              due to an increased faculty-student ratio;
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • permanent loss of talented faculty;
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Wharton, "the estimated dollar value of
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  the positions (which are being lost) is ap-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  proximately $91.7 million annually." he
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    and private or other public state univer-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    sities, "represents a significant change in
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    the philosophy and practice of funding
    "We played a lot better today," Croutier                                                      underneath Ihe rim. Hart went lo lite line            "That was one big play," added Sauers.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 »- deterioration of the quality of campus        added that his prime objective wa: to iden-       public higher education in New York
 said after the victory. "I think if we would                                                     and calmly tied the score again with two              Buffalo Slate began to pull away with
                                                                                                  successful free throws. He then hit a 17                                                                                                                    life;                                               tify resources lo reduce this monetary pro-      State."
 have done it yesterday, we would have won.                                                                                                          three and a half minutes left uxplay. Hart                                                                   • restriction in the diversity of cur-          blem.
 We opened up a lot of scoring. We should                                                         fooler to give his Bangals Ihe lead with 1:23     scored a break away layup to widen the lead                                                                                                                                                                        Bclsy Beuchner, a spokesperson for Ihe
                                                                                                  left.                                                                                                                                                       riculum.                                               The budget's proposal to increase the         governor's press office, had no comment
 have played that ball yesterday; we were                                                                                                            to 66-60 and while the Danes, spurred on by
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     tos^ "•
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 According to the testimony, each SUNY            undergraduate tuition $250 a year would          in regard to this suspected shift In public
 one game late."                                                                                     Sauers instructed his learn to hold for the    some dazzling desperation drives by                                                                       campus was asked to assess the impact of            generate $49 million plus $3.9 million from      policy toward SUNY, but did say that the
   The second-seeded, team from the                                                               final shot but his troops turned the ball         Croutier, kepi battling, Ihe Bengals' lead
                                                                                                  over. Albany escaped the first half only                                                                                                                    the position losses upon its individual cam-        the $25 computer fee. Wharton adjusted           percentage of Ihe education paid for by
 Eastern division, Albany, drew their first                                                                                                         became Insurmountable in the little time re-                                                              pus and present its plans to the chancellor         the increase in his plan to $300 at the
                                                                                                  trailing by two points, 36-34.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   students' tuition Is way under Ihe average in
round game against the top-seeded Bengals                                                                                                           maining. With 11 second left, Andre Devers                                                                und the board of trustees. The impact               undergraduate level, with proportionate in-      comparison to other state university
from the Western division. The Bengals                                                               "JD ((Dieckclman) did too much. The           . completed the scoring at 78-67 with a fast                                                               statements call position cuts that would            creases for higher levels. Although he           systems and the private institutions. She ad-
entered the tournament with a 16-4 record                                                         others relied on him loo heavily," said           break bucket.                                             Chancellor Clifton Wharton
                                                                    ALAN CALEM UPS                                                                                                                                                                            result in the following actions:                    agreed that the tuition increase (his plan       ded that now, SUNY students pay a lower
and a national ranking of thirteenth in Divi-                                                     Sauers. "He was Ihe only one that was                 " T h e ! r ( B u f f a l o S t a l e ' s ) scoring   Budget a detrimental Impact.
                                              Senior John Diockolmnn earned                       relaxed out there. He had a great offensive                                                                                                                    • University centers (Albany, Buffalo,           would bring undergraduate tuition from                                                    13*.
sion HI.                                                                                                                                            averages were about what they should have
   A tentative Albany team barely kept pace   SUNYAC All-Tournament honors.                       game."
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                                                                                                                                                          "conceivable" that all 8,400 workers might
                                                                                                         House wants access
     B R I E F S
                                                          wife, Cynthia, were found in a bedroom of
                                                          their west London home at 8 Montpelier
                                                        ' Square.
                                                            Kocstler, born in Hungary, published
                                                                                                         to EPA documents
                                                                                                                                                          be rehired to fill those more than 12,000
                                                                                                                                                          slots. However, he said at a news conference
                                                                                                                                                          Wednesday that it was "not likely" that all
                                                                                                                                                                                                          Professor calls on Moslems to liberate Israel
                                                                                                                                     Washington, D.C.     8,400 would end up back on the state payroll.
                                                          "Darkness al Noon " in 1940. At the time, it                                                    "Obviously, some of them are going to be                                                                                                                                                          Moslems to liberate that land," Yadigary
                                                                                                         (AP) Congressmen investigating the En-                                                                     By Nancy Crawfoot
 OPEC attempts to                                         was heralded as the most important political   vironmental Protection Agency say President      rehired," said the governor of those                           STAFF WRITER
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yadigary briefly outlined the beliefs of
 avert price war
                                                          novel of the generation                        Reagan's offer to give them restricted view-
                                                                                                         ing of agency documents Is "totally unaccep-
                                                                                                                                                          threatened with layoffs.
                                                                                                                                                                                                             "Revelation has slopped, revolution has           "Israel is the agent of imperialism in                                                      several Islamic leaders of the past through
                             London, England             China sees merit                                table" because of growing evidence of            Labor Dept. reopens                             not" in the Islamic world, claimed Moham-
                                                                                                                                                                                                          med Yadigary, adjunct professor of Islamic        Palestine. It has desecrated the holy places                                                   Khomeini, emphasizing their similar
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           ideologies. "Their language style was dif-
 (AP) Eight OPEC oil ministers made pro-                                                                 wrongdoing.
 gress Thursday in talks to avert a worldwide            in profit motive                                   Chairmen of four House subcommittees          unemployment cases                              and Middle East Studies, during a speech
                                                                                                                                                                                                          Tuesday night, entitled, "The Ideological
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               of Islam. It is the duty of all aware                                                        ferent, but their doctrine was the same," he
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           said, adding that "when the Moslems
 price war, but not enough to call an emergen-                                          Peking, China    Involved In the dispute rejected Reagan's of-                                 Albany, N. Y.
 cy meeting of the cartel, they said.                    (AP) The Chinese government plans to start      fer Wednesday and said they will continue to     (AP) The stale Labor Department has quietly
                                                                                                                                                                                                          Revolution in the Moslem World." Israel,
                                                                                                                                                                                                          he continued, is the "agent of
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Moslems to liberate that land."                                                           realize this, they may be united in goals and
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           purpose." This ideology, according to
   "We hope there will be agreement,"                    letting businesses keep some of their profits   press the White House for full and               signed an agreement which could mean
                                                                                                                                                                                                          imperialism," and it is the "duty of all                                               —        Professor Mohammed Yadigary                      Yadigary, Is one of social responsibility.
 Venezuelan Energy Minister Humberto                     this year to spur them to higher production     unrestricted access to the documents.            reopening more than 40,000 cases of rejected
                                                                                                                                                                                                          aware Moslems" to liberate land taken                                                                                                            "The Koran preaches the inseparability of
Aldcron Berti said after the 514-hour                    and efficiency, the official Xinhua news                                                         unemployment Insurance claims, The
meeting. "There is still more work to do, and
we will meet again Friday."
                                                         agency reported Wednesday.
                                                            The government will start taxing a portion
                                                                                                         NEW                      YORK                    Associated Press learned Thursday.              away by European Jews.
                                                                                                                                                                                                             Addressing a small audience of students political burden of the Communist Party,             Iranian rule, the speaker commented that
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          this was not "a talk on Iran, but on Islamic
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           the Individual and society. The reform of
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           the individual cannot be achieved without
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           the reform of society," he maintained.
                                                                                                                                                                                                          and faculty, many of Arab origin, the and organized clergy—all of which we're de-
   Catderon Berti has emerged as a
peacemaker In trying to prevent pricing anar-
                                                         of company Incomes rather than requiring
                                                         them to hand all their earnings over to the
                                                                                                           B R I E F S                                    . The agreement was submitted Tuesday to
                                                                                                                                                           U.S. District Judge Robert Carter in New
                                                                                                                                                                                                          Union College professor referred to the . nounced ip the Koran, and all which "have
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          revolution."      He also Implied that
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          newspaper coverage of the Ayatollah has
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yadigary, born in Iraq to Iranian
                                                                                                                                                                                                          ideological revolution as "A revolution of authority on. the life of nian today.?' I'                                                            parents, received his Bachelors In
chy among the 13 nations in the once-
powerful Organization of Petroleum Expor-
                                                         slate, the report said.
                                                            However, the Communist Party
                                                                                                         Cuomo makes plans                                 York City and could settle a 4-year-old suit
                                                                                                                                                           brought by the Municipal Labor Committee
                                                                                                                                                                                                          ideas, restructuring and reinterpreting the   Yadigary also denounced certain aspects
                                                                                                                                                                                                          body of religious sources already In ex- of the Western' world, referring to.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          been greatly biased. "You know who con-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          trols the papers," he said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           mathematics from Albany State and his
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ph.D. in Middle Eastern studies from New
ting Countries, and non-members such as
Britain, Norway and Mexico, fighting for
                                                        newspaper People's Daily said the system will
                                                        be started gradually since the current
                                                                                                         to fire, then hire                                against the department and its Unemploy-
                                                                                                                                                           ment Insurance Appeal Board.
                                                                                                                                                                                                          istence." He added that while "the word of democracy as "the tyranny of the
                                                                                                                                                                                                          God is unchangeable, man's Interpretation majority" and to capitalism as a system
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             An even more controversial issue was
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          raised moments later when Yadigary was
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           York University. He is noted both as a
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           distinguished speaker and outstanding
sales in a sagging world market.                        "unreasonable" price systems makes some                                         Albany, N. Y.
                                                                                                         (AP) The state will probably hire more than                                                      is not." He declared that while the which "docs not control anything,"                          asked what implications the recent Israeli       writer on the Islamic Ideological revolution.
   Libyan Oil Minister Kamal Hassan                     businesses much mroe profitable than others.                                                         "We weren't trying to hide anthing," said
Maghur was a surprise addition to the parley                                                             12,000 new workers during the next fiscal                                                        "Revelation ended with Mohammed,              After the speech, Yadigary was question-          conflicts would have on the Islamic world.          His book, The Ideological Revolution in
                                                           Companies with large after-tax profits will                                                    slate Labor Department spokesman R. Vic-
because of his country's opposition to Saudi                                                             year, but Gov. Mario Cuomo says he'll still                                                      revolution continues and ought to ed on the ethics of the Ayatullah Khomeini,                   Yadigary's response was adamant.                 the Moslem World, is due to be released
                                                        be required to share some of them with the                                                        tor Stewart on Thursday about the lack of
policies. He joined Saudi Oil Minister Sheik                                                             go ahead with a plan to lay off about 8,400                                                      continue."                                  whom he referred lo as being "very socially            "Israel is the agent of imperialism in        next month.
                                                        state, it said, while low earners may have                                                        publicity over the possible settlement, "but
Ahmed Zaki Yamani, Caldcron Berti and                                                                    current state employees.                         we were hoping no one would show up."              Yadigary spoke of "the three tyrannical conscious." When asked how he accounts               Palestine. It has desecrated the holy places        The speech was sponsored by the Arab
                                                        their taxes lowered.
ministers from the United Arab Emirates,                                                                   That's despite th fact that Cuomo said it's                                                    forces" facing man today—Wall Street, the for the many massacres under the present              of Islam. It is the duty of all aware            Student Association.                        •
Nigeria, Indonesia, Algeria and Kuwait.

Pope begins Latin
tour in Costa Rica                                        B R I E F S                                                                                                                                     Arab and Israeli sympathizers criticize media
                          San Jose, Cosla Rica          Jobs bill should
 (AP) Pope John Paul II made a whirlwind
 start on his Central American tour Thursday,
 praying for peace before 1 million people,
                                                        see House approval                                                                                                                                Arab-American                                                                                                                                    Israeli pilot
                                                                                     Washington, D.C.
 telling nuns to stay out of politics and calling
 on young people to forge an end to the
                                                        (AP) The House marched toward virtually
                                                        certain approval Thursday of at least $4.6
                                                                                                                                                                                                          group charges                                                                                                                                    says coverage
 region's bloody political warfare.
    He also visited a hospital for retarded and
 seriously Injured children and gave a boost to
                                                        billion in recession relief, enough to provide
                                                        temporary employment for nearly one
                                                        million people as well as food and shelter for
                                                                                                                                                                                                          press unfair to                                                                                                                                  distorted facts
 the International Court of Human Rights.
    Looking unaffected by jet lag, the white-
clad pope on the first full day of his eight-
                                                        the neediest.
                                                           The plan was attached to $5 billion in                                                                                                         Palestinians                                                                                                                                     of Beirut seige
                                                        funds needed lo assure continued payment of
 day, eight-country visit praised democratic,
                                                        unemployment benefits. Together, these pro-                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    By Mike Hugerty
 revolution-free Cosla Rica as a shining exam-                                                                                                                                                                           By Steve Fox
                                                        visions constitute the first major anti-
ple of harmony in this turbulent part of the                                                                                                                                                                              STAFF IIRITFR                                                                                                                       The media has distorted the facts regar-
                                                        recession initiative of the 98th Congress that
 world.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    ding the Israeli occupation of Lebanon,
                                                        took ul'ficc two months ago.                                                                                                                           Arab-Americans arc uniting to light
    "I know the climate of work and peace                  The Senate is expected to approve its own,                                                                                                      discrimination in the news media, according                                                                                                    jcharged an Israeli Air Force pilot during a
 which distinguishes you, beloved children of           slightly less expensive legislation next week.                                                                                                      to the National Field Representative of the                                                                                                     lecture Tuesday night.
Cosla Rica," the pope said in Spanish as he1                                                                                                                                                               Arab-American Anti-Discrimination Com-                                                                                                             The pilot, Captain Joseph Weisman,
celebrated Mass in La Sabana Park for a
million people, many of whom spent the
                                                    House anti-draft                                                                                                                                       mittee (ADC), John Zogby, who spoke here                                                                                                        gave the talk as part of an ongoing series of
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           lectures sponsored by the Revisionist
                                                                                                                                                                                                           at a lecture Monday night.
night there waiting for him.
   He exhorted the Costa Ricans to remember
                                                    bill introduced                                                                                                                                            In his 45-minutc talk in LC3, Zogby said                                                                                                    Zionist Alternative.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Weisman, a jet pilot during IAC early
                                                     (SPS)A bill has been introduced into t h e                                                                                                            that the media coverage of Israel's invasion
those less fortunate, lo "work for peace and                                                                                                                                                               of Lebanon had been better than the media                                                                                                       stages of the siege of Beirut, recalled his
                                                     House of Representatives that would,
fight for the elimination of injustice. You                                                                                                                                                                coverage of other wars. Zogby's main con-                                                                                                       participation in aerial raids. "Our bombing
                                                    eliminate peacetime draft registration.
must overcome hate and violence, promote                                                                                                                                                                   tentions, he said, were the headlines and                                                                                                       mislons were limited," he explained. "Only
                                                    Senator Mark Hatfield (R-Orcgon) is con-
llic dignity of man and feel responsible for                                                                                                                                                               editorial decisions of the newspapers. "The                                                                                                     certain pressure points were hit."
                                                    sidering proposing similar legislation in the
the poor and the oppressed, refugees and,                                                                                                                                                                  editorial policies of the newspapers tend to
displaced people."                                                                                                                                                                                         dehumanize the Palestinians and accept the                                                                                                        Weisman said he walked around the city
                                                       The House bill's major co-sponsors are
                                                                                                                                                                                                           Israeli position," he said. "What you are                                                                                                      with his fellow officers during the Beirut
                                                    Martin Sabo (D-Minn.) and Bill Green
Author and wife                                     (R-Manhallan), both members of the House                                                                                                               dealing with, fundamentally, is racism. It                                                                                                     bombings. "Maybe there was just a little
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          smoke in South Beirut, but life was
                                                    Subcommittee for Housing and Urban                                                                                                                     exists over there, and has entered into the
discovered dead                                     Development (HUD) and Independent Agen-                                                                                                                psyche of the American people over here,"                                                                                                      normal," he said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Weisman received applause when he said
                             London, England        cies. This subcommittee is part of the House                                                                                                           he said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Ihe invasion was noi directed against the
(AP) Arthur Kocstler, author of "Darkness           Appropriations Committee, and one of the                                                                                                                  Zogby went on 10 criticize the entertain-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Lebanese people. The Israeli objective, he
al Noon, " the widely acclaimed novel of the        independent agencies it funds is Selective Ser-                                                                                                       ment media and cartoonists, saying Arabs
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          said, was to "crush the Palestine Liberation
Stalin era, was found dead Thursday along           vice. The bill would cut $4 million of Selec-                                                                                                         are given a dual false image. "They arc
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Organization (PLO)." The PLO advocated
with his wife in their London home, his             tive Service's $24 million 1983 budget, and                                                                                                            represented as cither a greedy, immoral
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          a philosophy that is internationally unac-
agents said. Kocstler was 77.                       would put the agency on the "post-                                                                                                                     sheik out to screw the United States, or as -
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          ceptable, according to Weisman, and "uses
   Press Association, the British domestic          mobilization" system.                                                                                                                                 bloodthirsty terrorists out to kill children,"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          force and terrorism to accomplish whatever
news agency, said a cleaning woman found                                                                                                                                                                   he said.
                                                                                                                                                                                   JIM VALENTINO UPS                                                                                                                                                      Ihey want to accomplish," he said. "The
the bodies and a note, the contents of which          Should a national stale of emergency be                                                                                                                 Zogby       explained      that      these
                                                                                                              Students jammed the third floor of the Campus Center Tuesday night,                                                                                                                                                                         PLO seeks to destroy Israel, and therefore
were not disclosed.                                 declared, said Kevin Bondcrud, spokesman                                                                                                               misunderstandings develop because
                                                                                                           rushing for the prime seats that were to go on sale for the Joe Jackson concert                                                                                                                                                                the Israelis must defend themselves." He
  A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said only             for Sabo, all those eligible for the draft                                                                                                             Americans lack knowledge of Middle
                                                                                                           on March 21 at the Palace Theater. The line started forming on the third door                                                                                                                                                                  added that PLO military strength threaten-
that police were investigating the deaths. She      would be told to register in their post offices                                                                                                        Eastern culture. "Arabs have been the
                                                                                                           of the Campus Center at approximately 8 p.m. wth students camping out all                                                                                                                                                                      ed the Lebanese border region of Israel.
would not divulge the circumstances.                the same day. This, Bonderud said, is the                                                                                                             scapegoat, falsely blamed for all of the         RACHEL LITWIN UPS                                                             EDMAHUSSICHUPS
                                                                                                           night or traveling back and forth to the dorms trying to keep their place In line.                                                                                                                                                                The incident between three Israeli tanks
  A spokeswoman for literary agents A.D.            same system used before World War 1 and                Tickets went on sale 9 a.m. Wednesday morning.                                                  United States' economic problems because        Lower left: John Zogby; upper right: Joseph Welsman
                                                                                                                                                                                                          of the Arab oil embargo several years ago.                                                                                                      and a United States Marine who refused to
Peters said the bodies of Koestler, and his         World War II.                                                                                                                                                                                          Reporters targeted for slanted accounts of Lebanon invasion
                                                                                                                                                                                                          There is a parallel between the American's                                                                                                      allow them to pass a check point was
                                                                                                                                                                                                          image of the Arabs, and the Nazi's image of       culture," explained Zogby. He added thai      bringing 50 wounded children from               "silly," Weisman said, both in the sense of
                                                                                    and $3 for students. Tickets can be The Department ol Mathematics Ballroom on Wednesday March 2,                                                                                                                                                                      the marine's foolishness and also the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Lebanon to Ihe United States lor free
  PREVIEW OF EVENTS                                                                 purchased through Community Box and Statistics will present three lec- Irom 10 a.m. lo 4 p.m. The visit Is
                                                                                    Offices or at the door.                tures on foundations of probability sponsored by JSC-Hlllel. All poten-
                                                                                                                           and statistics, by Dr. Glenn Schaler. tial blood donors are urged to pre-
                                                                                                                                                                                                          the Jews," Zogby said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                              Zogby went on to say that last summer's
                                                                                                                                                                                                          press coverage of the invasion allowed
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            the organization has grown rapidly, so that
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            today there arc 15,000 members in 46
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           chapters across the country. Because of
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          specialized medical treatment.                  publicity it received.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             "Israel is the only democratic and stable
     F    R    E   E                   L     I      S     T    I   N     G    S                                            The topics are: "Constructive Pro- register with JSC-Hlllel prior to the                                                                                                                                                       government in the Middle East," Weisman
                                                                                                                                                                                                          Americans, at least, to sec " T h e               the war American-Arabs have been "com-           A film entitled Report from Beirut: Sum-
 TAP and the Pell Grant's filing           every Wednesday al 7:30 p.m. In          The Sharks, Ariel, and Fan Club, bability" on March 7 al 3:45 p.m., visit.                                            outragcousness of modern war." Until Ihe          ing out of the woodwork" to help support      mer of '82 was shown after Zogby's lecture.     said, "and Ihe United States and Israel will
 deadlines for 1982-83 are ap-             CC375. Everyone Is welcome to at-        three local rock bands, will perform "Constructive Decision Theory" on                                                                                                  the ADC, Zogby said. He added that            It was produced by the ADC and narrated         always be allies." Weisman said he believes
 proaching. The deadline for the Pell      tend.                                    a musical benefit on behalf of March 8 al 4:15 p.m., and "Condi- Off-Campus Asaoclatlon Is going lo                   invasion, he noted, American-Arabs were
                                                                                                                                                                                                          to a large extent silent about their heritage,    because of this increased support             by ADC founder and chair Sen. James             that the United States has "played down"
 Grant Is March 15, and lor TAP it's                                                Horizon House al BJ Clancy's, 238 tioning and Combination" on March Cahoots In the Albany Hilton, on                                                                                                                                                                  relations between the two nations in order
 March 31. Applications are          The Outing Club will meet on                   Washington Ave., Albany on March 9 at 3:45 p.m. All lectures are to be Sunday March 6, at B p.m. Admis-               "trying to act as American as apple pie."        American-Arabs are gaining equal access to     Abouzrck (D-South Dakota).
                                                                                                                                                                                                          He added, "Arab-Americans got clobbered          the news media. Lobbying efforts have in-                                                      to achieve Arab acceptance of President
 available In the Office of FinancialWednesday March 9, al 7:30 p.m. In              13 al 5 p.m. Tickets are available al held In ES140.                        sion Is $3 with a lax card and $3.50
                                     LC22.                                                                                                                                                                                                                 creased, resulting in "more doors opening         The half-hour film depicted the severe       Reagan's Middle East peace plan.
 Aid, AD152.                                                                        Side One Records, 299 Central Ave.,                                          without a tax card. Tickets are          over the head lasl summer when they saw
                                     Yoga lor Couples, a day-long                   Albany, or al the door. Horizon SUNYA Footworks is an annual available at the OCA office, CC116.                      what was happening and fell that they had        for the ADC and American-Arabs," he            problems of medical treatment in Lebanon           On another matter, the Israeli pilot said
 The NYPIRQ annual Spring Con- workshop, will be offered Saturday                   House Is a transitional residence review of student choreography to International Concert sponsored by                lo organize and protest."                        said. The combined efforts of American-        •during Ihe war. Zogby said "the theme          that he believes former Defense Minister
 ference Is being held the weekend March 5, from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., at              for ex-offenders.                      be presented In the Performing Arts the International Student Associa-             Zogby said that American-Arabs and            Arabs across the country is "showing a         theme is not lo show blood and gore, but 10    Ariel Sharon was "carrying out general
of March 4-6. Workshops will be the Krlpalu Yoga Center. To register                The Department ol Chemistry Is Center, Friday and Saturday March tion will be held In Page Hall on                    groups like Ihe ADC are now on the agenda        decided shift in the public opinion polls       make audiences aware of Ihe pathetic plight    policy." He said, "There will probably be
held all day Saturday, and Sunday' contact the Yoga Center at 1698                  presenting a seminar entitled 11 and 12, at 8 pm. Admission Is $3 Saturday March 5, at 7:30 p.m.                      of Congress and, because of what happened        regarding the whole issue of Arabs," said       of the Lebanese and Palestinians," He add-     no change in policy. The Israelis will remain
until 2 p.m. Consumer advocate Central Ave., Albany, or call                        "Qemlnal Bis-haloorgano Stan- with a tax card, $3.50 for students, Tickets will be sold al CC344 and                                                                   Zogby.                                          ed that Ihe film brings about two conclu-      in Lebanon until all foreign forces are
Ralph Nader will speak Saturday at 869-7900. The fee Is $30 per couple.             nanes and Their Inter and Intra and $5 lor adults. For reservations the Campus Center Lobby on March                  lasl summer, "Israel will never again gel a
                                                                                                                                                                                                          blank cheek from the United Slates."                The ADC lias American citizens interven-     sions; thai "medical care in Lebanon is in     evacuated." Sharon resigned recently after
5 p.m. In LC 7. Workshops are tree. The Empire State Youth Orchestra                Molecular Complexes", with Kamal call 457-8606.                              4. Admission Is $3.50 with a tax card                                                                                                                                                    a special investigatory commision im-
For more Information call NYPIRQ, will perform In the SUNYA Perform-                Swaml as the speaker. The seminar                                                                                         The ADC, based In Washington, D . C ,        ing In Lebanon where cases of international     dire emergency conditions, and that
                                                                                                                                                                 and $4 without a taxcard.                                                                 human rights have been violated, according      American-Arabs have 10 do something            plicated him In the September massacre at
at 457-4623.                        ing Arts Center on Sunday March                 will be held on Tuesday March 8, at The American Red Cross Blood- Telethon Meeting will be held on                    was formed 2 1/2 years ago to "create a
Central Council Meetings are held 13, at 3 p.m. Prices are $5 for adults                                                                                                                                                                                   lo Zogby, He added iliai pari of the ADC,      significant for our people."                    the Sabra and Shalillu refugee camps by
                                                                                    4:30 p.m., In CHM151.                  mobile will be In the Campus Center Sunday March 5, at 8 p.m. In PH129.        American-Arab institution that would com-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           "Suve Lebanon Inc.," is in the process of                                                      Chrislain Phalnngist militiamen.           D
                                                                                                                                                                                                          bat -.defamation and promote Arabic
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   MARCH 4, 1983 D ALBANY STUDENT PRESS 5
                                                                                                                                                     People and Food
                                                                                                                                                         present                                            Members eye inefficiency in University Senate
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    run late. In a way it's bad because     committee chairs often call              lain continuity and often results in       hold on their records by'the reistrar.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                     By Bill Brewster               it docs put on pressure, but on the     meetings only once a month." She         laziness and apathy even though
                                                                                                                                       The 6th Annual                                                                   STMT ll'KOTK

                                                                                                                                                                                                               A principal policy-forming body
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    other hand, it limits you to speaking
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    to*the point."
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            added that no students were council
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            chairs this year.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     there's a large agenda, She noted
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     that the Senate handles all academic
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   She said that often the faculty
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                and administration members are on
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                the Senate for longer periods of
                                                                                                                                       CROP Food Fast                                                       on campus, The University Scnale,
                                                                                                                                                                                                             has the responsibility to make deci-
                                                                                                                                                                                                            sions that directly affect university
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       " I think one of Ihc big
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    problems," said Gray, "is that
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Lasusa agreed that having few
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            meetings makes it difficult to main-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Issues including, Tor example, a bill
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     requiring students be notified of a
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                time that students and are therefore
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                more used to the proceedings.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Because of this, she said, they have
                                                                                                                                       March 11 and 12                                                      policy on campus, but according to
                                                                                                                                                                                                            several student senators, the work
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               an advantage during the pro-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               ceedings and oftentimes students
                                                                                                                                                                                                            is not being done efficiently.                                                                                                                                     trying to speak on the floor are
                                                                                                                                                                                                               "The Senate could do a lot                                                                                                                                      quickly ruled out of place because
                                                                                                                                                                                                            more," said Student Senator Phil                                                                                                                                   of improper procecdurc.
                                                                                                                                                                                                            Gentile, who represents off-campus
                                                                                       are unbeatable, and there is a 100%
                                                                                               These high quality hand-
                                                                                                                                        Sign up on dinner lines and at                                    . students. "It has llic potential for
                                                                                                                                                                                                            handling a lot more than it does."
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The infrequent meetings and fast-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               paced procedures of full Senate
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               meetings help to make the process
                                                                                                                                                                                                               "I think most students in the
                                                                                                screened shirts, sell nation-
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Senate would say the process to get
                                                                                               ally for up to $12.00, but with                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 difficult, say its members.
                                                                                               this limited time offer, you
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Colonial Quad Senator Cathy                                                                                                                                           This year, according to SA Presi-
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                                                                                                                                              DIVING DISCOVERT
                                                                                                                                                                                                           the lull Senate floor.
                                                                                                                                                                                                              "I think there arc some, students
                                                                                                                                                                                                           included," said Robert Gibson,
                                                                                                                                                                                                          Senator representing C.U.E., "who                                 Prerequisite for
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Canadian Majors.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              According to Lasusa, the coun-

                                                                                                                                                                                                          cils and subcommittees hold
                                                                                                                                                                   "fnechnan s stvje is                   meetings whenever the chairman of
                                                                                                                                                                                                          a particular council or subcommit-
                                                                                                                                                                     reminiscent of an                    tee schedules one. The full Senate
                                                                                                                                           yr.                      early Joan baez"                      only meets the second Monday of

                     OFF-CAMPUS                                                                                                                   h
                                                                                                                                                                  . "the musical event
                                                                                                                                                                    of the semester,
                                                                                                                                                                                                          every month from 3:30 pin to 5:00
                                                                                                                                                                                                          pm, eight times a year, and the ex-
                                                                                                                                                                                                          ecutive council meets approximate-
                                                                                                                                                                                                          ly a week before them. The result,
                    ASSOCIATION                                                                                                            fi      •fek              not to be missed!"                   according to State Quad Senator

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                                                                                                                                                    *o#                                                   Jeff Schneider, means that agenda
                                                                                                                                                                                                          Items become backlogged, and
                                                                                                                                                                                                          meetings arc rushed in order to get
                                                                                                                                                                                                          as much done as possible.
                                                                                                                                                                                                              "The organization is not what it
                                                                                                                                                                                                           could be," said Schneider. "The
                                                                                                                                                                                                           meetings arc very official and very

                                                                                                                                                                                                          often       things    happen      too
                                                                                                                                                                                                           quick...before you realize it. The
                                                                                                                                                                                                           professors want to get home by
                                                                                                                                                                                                           five, so they rush and table things.
                                                                                                                                                                                                           A backload results."
                                                                                                                                                                                                              Schneider recalled a full Senate
                                                                                                                                                                                                           meeting when his committee wanted
                                                                                                                                                                                                           to amend a hill already on the floor.
  WHEN:                                                                                                                                                                                                   "Indian Quad Senator April Gray
                                                                                                                                                                                                          raised her hand, but the chair didn't
                                                                                                                                                                                                          recognize her," he said. "All of a
  Sunday, March 6th at 8:00 pm                                                                                                                                                                            sudden, the bill was passed and the
                                                                                                                                                                                                          meeting was over."
                                                                                                                                                                                                              Schneider said it was an impor-
                                                                                                                                                                                                          tant amendment that, allowed
                                                                                                                                                                                                          students to reschedule a final exam
 WHERE:                                                                                                                                                                                                   without conditions if they had three
                                                                                                                                                                                                          scheduled the same day. He ex-
                                                                                                                                                                                                          plained that now, without the
 C A H O O T S > A l b a n y Hilton                                                                                                                                                                       amendment, there are limits to
                                                                                                                                                                                                          when students can reschedule their

Tickets available at OCA office,                                                                                                                                                                              Senate Chairman Peter Kroshy,
                                                                                                                                                                                                          who called for the vole and didn't
                                                                                                                                                                                                          recognize Gray, said there was no
                  CC116                                                                                                                                                                                   "reason for further debate of the
                                                                                                                                                                                                          subject. All points were debated,"

    $3.00 with tax card                                                                                                                                                                                   he explained, " A number were
                                                                                                                                                                                                          already calling for the vote."
                                                                                                                                                                                 $4-jsc member
    $3.50 without tax card,                                                                                                                                                      ! 15-tax card
                                                                                                                                                                                                              He went on to say that, as chair-
                                                                                                                                                                                                          man, he more readily gels a sense of
                                                                                                                                                                                                          what's happening at the meetings,
             alumni                                                                                                                                                              $6-general               and that at the time of the proposed
                                                                                                                                                                                                          amendment, there was an "over-
                                                                 Sponsored by OCA                                                                                                   s.aftwtol             whelming consensus," within the
                                                                                                                                                                                                          senate to call for the vote,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Molson Golden.Thatfs Canadian for peat taste.
                                                                    SA funded                                                    Tickets on sale In the CC Lobb^on March 6 and 7 and In the JSC office.      "That stuff happens," observed
                                                                                                                                                                                                          Gentile, "especially when meetings
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                                                          g ALBANY STUDENT PRESS a MARCH 4, 1983

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            MARCH 4, 1983 D ALBANY STUDENT PRESS J
                   Deadline for
                                                          UAS gives Glen House to SA
            TELETHON '83                                                                                             the property. "The transfer o f funds .„:.. ,
                                                                                                                     the property. "The transfer of fund. will, k c plac
                                                                                                                                                                              Telethon cashes in on happy hour
                                                                            „.. Heidi ^ „ . . _
                                                                            By „_.... Gralla
             AUDITIONS                                                         STAFF nmre»
                                                             UAS plans to give Glen House, a house with 4 acres
                                                                                                                     only In bookkeeping," said Zahm.
                                                                                                                       Nelson estimated that it should cost SA
                                                                                                                                                                                       By Deb Protein                 people, said Kosterich. With the Tclclhon." The owners designed
                                                                                                                    imatcly $9500 l o operate Glen House Slsnnt        °*                                             support of SA and the classes of 83, their own gimmick to raise addi-
       has been extended to March 8                       of property adjacent to Camp Dippikill, to SA, accor-     it cost U A S to operate the facility. '         lha
                                                                                                                                                                                     ASSOCIA IF NEWS FOITOH
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      84 and 85, all of whom donated tional funds, according to Kozin,
                                                          ding to Ronnet Roth, Chair of the Board of UAS.              SA Comptroller Dave Schneyman said t h e ,                Fill It to the rim, again, and      $250 each, the event was a success. which netted approximately $500.
                                                            Roth said no funds for the property, appraised at                                                                 again.                                 This money helped to cover               Martel and Sabatlno sold
     This is your lasl chance lo get                     $54,000,were lo be transferred between SA and UAS
                                                         in the transaction.
                                                                                                                    for the difference in expenses is that consolidate I
                                                                                                                    the Dippikill facilities under one owner' v       gA         That was 'he scene Thursday as
                                                                                                                                                                              Telethon celebrated its annual
                                                                                                                                                                                                                     overhead expenses such as kegs, balloons for $1 apiece, each balloon
                                                                                                                                                                                                                     bartenders, bouncers and any containing a ticket redeemable for
            your act logeihen                                                                                     the doubling of many supplies because (Cam ?n'"
                                                            Currently, Glen House is used as a youth hostel as piklll and Glen House can use a lot of ,|,, Z "lp'              "Afternoon at the Bars," drawing      damage to the bars, explained one of 500 prizes solicited by the
                                                         well as a place for SUNYA students to stay while at plies." He added that supplies could then he'™ H,""'             crowds into the Lamp Post,             Kosterich.
            sign up in cciao                             Dippikill. Camp Dippikill Director Richard Nelson ed in larger quantities which would ortcn hri, 7                   Washington Tavern, Long Branch
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Lamp Post owners from area
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        "Afternoon at the Bars" Is one distributors. The prizes Included
                                                        said that "this proposal will change absolutely nothing the price per item.                      <-" oring d0»n       and O'Hcaney's.                        of Ihe biggest Telethon events, said  clocks, buttons, wall hangings, key
                                                        in the operation of the house."
                                                                                                                    Schneyman noted that the funds to maintain rti              According to Telethon Co-chair       Kozin, especially beneficial in get- chains, T-shirts and other tokens.
                                                                                                                  House would be budgeted this spring. Q|c„ H o L '           Eileen Kozin, "The spring weather      ting people into the spirit of           "The     event,     was very
                                  EXPERIENCE                                                                                                                                  added to the unbelievable              Telethon.                             successful," said Martel, "better
                                                          "It's a valuable piece of                               be considered an addition lo Camp Dippikill J
                                                                                                                 larger appropriation will be made, Schneyman sail
                                                                                                                                                                              turnout," which had a total atten-        The success of Ihe event was due than when done in the past." He
                                  TOMMY LEE'S                                                                                                                                dance of about 1,000.                   largely to the "phenomenal also stressed that the students were
                                                           property for student                                     He added that the addiiional $95(X) ncccssart fo,
                                                                                                                 operating Glen House will probably be taken out „f
                                                                                                                                                                                According to Kozin, Telethon         cooperation" at the bars by the very cooperative.
                                                                                                                                                                             sold $4 tickets for all the beer one
                                                          government to have."                                   the Increased student activity fee which provides <i\
                                                                                                                with approximately $30-40,000 in incensed revenue
                                                                                                                                                                             could drink. She estimated that
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    businesses and students, Kozin add-      The only problem with the event,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    ed. "This Is the only way to get maintained Kozin, was that
                                                                           — UAS General Manager                                                                             $3,300 was grossed, approximately      owners of bars involved. We sup- Telethon had to be "extra careful
                                                                                                                    Paul Steinberg, a sludcnl member of Ihc UAS Cor          $1,800 prollt.                         port the bars annually and this is about the age limit because the
                                                                                           Norbert Zahm poration, said that Ihc UAS Hoard of Directors an                       The turnout was great at every      one way they show their apprecia- university demanded it as a result of
                                 1452 WESTERN AVE.                                                              proved the sale unanimously on Wednesday ncmliL              bar, said Telethon Co-chair of         tion, We couldn't do it without the new state law."
                                    lit-ftti              The reasons for "selling" Glen House, explained       approval of Central Council.                        g
                                                        UAS General Manager Norbert Zahm, arc that "it's                                                                     Events Lorri Kosterich. "The Long      their support."                          Despite this, Kozin felt the event
                                                                                                                    Schneyman explained thai S A could noi accept the
      OFFERS FOR YOUR                                   an expense lo the corporation but It's a valuable piece
                                                       or property for student government to have."
                                                                                                                  orfer until Council agreed l o appropriate Ihc tonus
                                                                                                                  necessary l o maintain Ihc facility, which Central
                                                                                                                                                                             Branch had a line formed at two
                                                                                                                                                                             o'clock," she said, explaining that
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Kozin emphasized the involve- went well, with "no hassles." She
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    ment of the Lamp Post and owners added, "the chairpersons, Tim, was a fun event."                                         The year will culminate for the

      DINING PLEASURE                                      Zahm added that UAS has been losing approximate-
                                                       ly. $12,000 a year in operating Glen House,
                                                                                                                  Council did voice approval for the sale, during Iheli
                                                                                                                  Wednesday nighl meeting.
                                                                                                                                                                             the kegs were not even tapped until,
                                                                                                                                                                             3 p.m.
                                                                                                                                                                                Every bar was "swamped" with
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Roger Martel and Tony Sabatlno, Lorri, and Eddie, did an excellent          Kozin extended special thanks to
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    saying the bar was "totally job in organizing Ihe event. There all students who contributed to
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    dedicated lo Ihc concept of was no problems at the bars and it making Ihc event such a success.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           troup with their annual 24-hour
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           .'eleihon Friday and Saturday,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           March 18-19.                    •
 IWIW TRANSPORTATION from                                 Since SA already owns Camp Dippikill, there could
                                                       be many "operating advantages" in having SA own
                                                                                                                     Zahm said he is expecting a Icltci of acceptance
 SUHrr t o J a d e F o u n t a i n & r e t u r n                                                                  from S A , at which time papers for Ihe sale will bt
                                                       Glen House as well, explained Zahm.                        drawn up.
                                                                                                                                                                              US multi-nationals create
   Friday GPM-9PM. Tele. No. 869-9585
   Saturday 6PM-9PM
  Please call ahead.                 869-9586
                                                          UAS has accepted a plan lo make a lino change In
                                                      their budget once a year for four years, transferring
                                                      the money saved from not paying the upkeep of the
                                                      properly back into the budget. This will save U A S
                                                      $44,000 in that lime span, nearly the estimated cost of
                                                                                                                     Zahm mainlaincd thai Ihe loss ol a $54,000 ussci
                                                                                                                  would noi have a substantial financial effect'on UAS
                                                                                                                  "When you're looking at total sales coming toward
                                                                                                                  $11 million a year ii (losing a $54,tXHi asset) dun not"
                                                                                                                  have a big effect."
                                                                                                                                                                              cultural conflict in Korea
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I'm going to celebrate the end of spring finals by
                                                                                                                                                                                        By Deb Judge                     A survey conducted by the army          inviting some people for dinner. I'm a little nervous
  Onrsoeciaiftv: S v e e n u e n , Hunan,                                                             • The elections will be held Wednesday, , \pril 6 at a
                                                                                                                                                                                     ASSOCIA TF NEWS FHlTOR           —in an effort to protect (heir
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      charges from venereal disease —            because I've never given a dinner before. In fact, I haven't
a n d C a n t o n e s e . P o l y n e s i a n drink                                                  lime and location to be determined                                           The American presence in Korea
                                                                                                                                                                               has produced by-products of which located some 10,000 prostitutes                 spoken to another human being since Election Day.
a v a i l a b l e . J u s t 1 inile w e s t of                                                       • The board is elected by the entire Albany Student                       "Computer Chips, Tourism and operating in the capital city of
Stnyvesant            Plaza.                                 Corporation                            Press staff
                                                                                                     • The public Is invited to submit letters of self-
                                                                                                                                                                               Prostitution" are only a part, ac- Seoul. "Remember this is always a
                                                                                                                                                                               cording to a slide-lecture of that factor when you bring American
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That's when the woman at the polls asked me what my
  10percent SUNY discount with current LB                       Board                               nomination to Steven A. Greenburg, Chairman of                             name by writer and researcher troops anywhere in Ihc Third
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 favorite party was and I said: "A pajama party."
                 Take out not included.                                                             the Board, Albany Student Press, Campus Center                             Maude Easter.                          World," she said.                               Anyway, I just bought a cookbook and plan on
                                                              Elections                             332                                                                           "I thought thai title would bring      Easter protested thai it was not
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 serving something from the chapter on poultry. Or else
                                                                                                                                                                               tons In," she said, surveying the au- jusl the U.S. military, but the U.S.
                                                                                                                                                                              dience of about 30, predominantly tourist industry having an interest              I'll make chicken. But 1 can't decide which Cella Wine
                                                                                                                                                                              women, in LC 22 Wednesday nighl. in prostilution. "The Hilton, the

            Record Town                                                                                                                                                        But ihe presentation, sponsored by Hyatt, the Regency — they can't be             to serve: red, white, or rose?

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                                                                                                                                                                              the Women's sludies program, unaware of Ihe goings-on around
                                                                                                                                                                              could have just as easily been tilled their pools and in their lobbies."
                                                                                                                                                                              "sneakers, baseball gloves, and            The Korean government not only
                                                                                                                                                                               Barbie dolls," in Easter's verbal approved of this practice, she said,
                                                                                                                                                                              and visual depiction of American but praised the women for their                   RS. Do I serve the wine in glasses or mugs?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Out of Touch,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Madison, Wl

                                                                                                                                                                              firms' impact on the women and contribution to foreign exchange.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Dear Out of Touch,
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                                                                                                                                                                              culture of South Korea.                    One of the mosl painful results of
                                                                                                                                                                                  Easter traveled throughout Asia the continued American presence in
                                                                                                                                                                              for three years, doing research and Korea, according lo Easier, is Ihe
                                                                                                                                                                              writing lor the American Friends prolonged division of the country.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Years ago, red wine was always sewed with beef;
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 white with fish or poultry, But these days, anything
Thursday thru Saturday • March 3 thru 5                                                                                                                                       Society Committee, She is now on Korea was divided in 1945 by the                  goes. My light, refreshing Cella Lambrusco, Bianco,
                                                                                                                                                                              the staff of the Committee for a United Stales and Russia into the

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                                                                                                                                                                              New Korea Policy and a lobbyist at Republic of Korea (South) and the
                                                                                                                                                                              Ihc Slate Legislature.                  Democratic People's Republic of
                                                                                                                                                                                 Although Asia is a 12-hour's Korea (North). Nearly 40 years
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 and Rosato go perfectly well with any meal.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Just remember to have an extra ice-cold bottle or
                                                                                                           COMFORTABLE                                                        flight away, Easier says thai work- later, Easter mainlaincd Ihe majori-           two on hand.
                                                                                                                                                                              ing at Ihc legislature "I see hun- ty "longs for a day the two parts               By the way, I've found that people love my Cella
                                                                               In 100% cotton, these "SCRUBBIES" are great for active                                        dreds of problems of women in can be put back together."
                                                                               wear or just plain loafing.                                                                    Korea thai I deal with every day in        But while Ihc Northern section                           Wines so much they don't care if you
                                                                                                                                                                              the New York Slate Legislature."        has a socialist economy which                                serve it in glasses, mugs, or
                                                                                                            AVAII.ARf^ |js.j                                                     She continued, drawing parallels Easter found "self-reliable," the
                                                                                                                                                                              between, for instance, the Asian South — and ils women — struggles                                             binoculars.             &
                                                                                                                                                                             country where a woman (undeserv- with a market economy where
                                                                              HOSPITAL BLUE                                                                                   ing of a name) is traditionally Korean labor fashions goods lo be
                                                                                                                                        PINK                                  known as "Mr. Kim's daughter," shipped lo American markets,
                                                                              HOSPITAL GREEN
                                                                                                                                        BLACK                                until she is "Mr. Park's wife," where multinational corporations
                                                                              LILAC                                                                                          —not much different than Ihc are "superimposed on a very poor,
                                                                                                           TURQUOISE                                                         American woman who drops her rural                 society,"      like an
                                                                                                                                                                             name lo assume her husband's; and anachronism.
                                                                                                                                                                             where women arc not allowed out             Here, for example, women are
                                                                           MALE OR FEMALE                                                                                    of the house, or are harrasscd with bound by Iradiiion noi to work
                                                                                                                                     SIZES XS, S, M, L                       responsibility for the children where after marriage, and where foreign
                                                                                                                                                                             child care is virtually non-existant, corporations such as Motorola and
                                                                                                                                                                                 It is a country where 75 percent Radio Shack have incorporated this
                                                                              (Suggest women order one size smaller than their reg. size)                                    of the people live below the govern- Into their hiring policies. The result
                                                                                                                                                                             ment's decreed poverty level, and is a turning back ol" women lo the
                                                                                                  Allow 3 to 4 weeks delivery                                                yet where frugal Incomes are "total- charateristically underdeveloped
                                                                                                                                                                             ly bombarded by western' advertis- lask of selling fruit by the roadside.
                                                                                                  X x n ^ N | T / B ^ K GUARANTEE
                                                                                                  0NLY                                                                       ing." As illustrated, In a slide of        The multinationals first set up
                                                                     lmmmmt,                              $16.95 PER SET                                                     two Korean boys eyeing toy lanks In shop In the 6()'s and 70's, Easter
                                                                                                                                                                                                                     stiid, "primarily to lake advantage
                                                                                                                                                                             a shop window.
                                                                                                                                                            ... i                Today, 30 years alter the Korean of the low wages, and long hours"
                                                                                                                                                                             war, 40,000 U.S. Iroops remain In of factory labor supplied by Korean
                                                                                                                                                                     I       Korea. Easier said she found the women. Here is where Ihe Mallei
                                                                                                                                                                    .1       reasons lor ihe continued presence corporation,          manufacturers of                              If you haue a question, send It lo me, care of:
                                                                   U           J, h y                   State         Zip                                            I       compelling — including that the Barbie Dolls, relocated after mov-                                     DearAldo, Post Office Box 639, New York, NY 10018.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                     ing first lo Southern California,
                                                                                                                                                                     I       hills make "wonderful terrain for
                                                                                                                                                                                                                     then Mexico, in efforts to escape
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  0 If I use it in my column, I'll send you a Cella T-shirt.
                                                                                                                                                                             war games."
                                                                                                                                                                     I                                               organized labor, according to
                                                                                                                                                                                 As a "hardship post," Easier
                                                                                                                                                                             noted, the soldiers arc discouraged
                                                                                                          1,00 f o r                                                 I       from bringing over families, and           Turnaround trade has left some
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           The light, refreshing wine with Sass.
                                                                  I * . . . M ^ «»wpiU8 *                              each additional set                                   results in 40,000 American men Koreans questioning, "Why are we
                                                                                                                                                                     I       "roaming around looking for enter-                                     13»-                                 © Imported by The Jos, Gjrneau Co., MY, MY 1983
     Week diversity, weak tolerance
      T    his week's celebration of cultural diversity has
           shown that some people can't deal with the
           responsibilities of a diverse culture.
       Albany has students and faculty from across the
                                                                       the university's diversity.

                                                                          D u t yesterday some events happened that showed
                                                                       some people just aren't ready for diversity. A group
                                                                                                                                          T h i s action was totally inappropriate. They
                                                                                                                                       disregarded the right of the Arab Student Associa-
                                                                                                                                       tion to display a poster representing their opinion
    planet, and for the second year the university has                 or students from the Revisionist Zionist Alternative            and took it on themselves to determine what the ASA
    been sponsoring what it calls World Week. This                     tore down a poster from a cultural display by some              may and may not display. Two tenets that have made
    highly visible event has brought speakers, exhibits,               Arab students during the World Week Ethnic Block                this country's cultural diversity possible arc respect
    and demonstrations that represent some of the dif-                 Party.                                                          for free expression and the rights of minority opi-
    ferent cultures people in the university community                   The RZA claims that poster, which is reproduced               nion. It is not the Revisionist Zionist Alternative's
    come from.                                                         on this issue's front page, is "anti-semitic, anti-             place to draw the line between someone else's culture
                                                                       Jewish" and equated it with Nazi and KKK displays.              and their politics, just as it is no one else's place lo
       Sharing in this diversity is important for a universi-          And somebody from the RZA tore it down,                         determine that for the RZA.
    ty like Albany, and can be a valuable learning ex-                                                                                    The people who tore the poster down have belated-
    perience. In a world constantly writhing in interna-                 Whether the poster is anti-semitic or not is a matter         ly agreed to respect the university's authority in this
    tional tension, one remedy is greater cross-cultural              of personal belief. If the RZA found the poster of-              matter and say they will turn over the poster today.
    understanding and toleration. Ignorance of other                  fensive, they certainly were free to protest it and ob-          Hopefully, this kind of disrespect for the rights and
    people's traditions leads to misunderstanding of                  ject to the sponsors of World Week. But instead they             opinions of other people will stop. In a community
    other people's intentions'. This is the whole idea of             took the-matter into their own hands and took off                representing as many different cultures as ours does,
    World Week — accentuating the positive nature of                  with the poster.                                                 there's no placefor intolerance and vigilanties.    I !

    Reagan is right
      As a young adult and Political Science major I have             creasing their lucrative government contracts, Since high        the federal government cannot be allowed lo grow and
   spent a good deal of time, in class and out, living to dissect     Pentagon officials can always jump over to private Industry      ovcrrcgulatc. More problems can be solved by slate and
   the issues and the politicians who take stands on these           (and vice-versa) Ihey also insure its prosperity. Reagan's ra-    local governments and Ihe private sector. Willi respcel lo
   issues. In considering the different issues I have always tried   tionale for going along with the Pentagon is probably lo          social programs there is no douhi a need for them, bui peo
   10 Identify with a group, parly or an ideology. As most           avoid looking weak. So while the rationale of deterrence is       pic need the incentive to work whether by the ncccssit) < :    >
   Americans have been laughl, we are a pluralist society            [here, we must ask how long we arc going to keep escalating       money in a capitalist country or the ihreal ol a gun in ti
   where one needs to gel Involved with people of similar in-        tin's suicidal game. Some o( Reagan's other ideas ami goals      communisl police state. We must stifle ihe growth ol ih.-.
   terest lo accomplish same goal or social change,                  should not be neglected for tear of association with his         programs by restraining or eliminating holh ihe polle;
                                                                     social and defense programs, for ihey must be Implemented        makers and ihe bureaucrats who try lo develop in
                                                                     If we are to reverse the decline of the western economy.         evergrowing clientele.
   I Ed Reines                                                       This decline manifests itself in an evergrowing bureaucracy,         With Ihe interest rate in double digits it is hatdls time tin
                                                                     more regulation, increasing deficits and federal usurpations     governments lo crowd oul the private investor by soaking
        ll was ai this point that I realized there was something     of power.                                                        up a lol of capital thai will in turn raise ihe interest rate and
     wrong with the way that students' views were being                                                                               lower Investment, II is also hard to conceive of a person
     represented. By (he lime I entered college I saw lhat I
                                                                        Public policy is formed through both policy making and        who actually believes that the current deficit problem
    wasn't being given a chance lo choose between the two
                                                                     policy Implementation and adjudication. The former is car-       would have been any less under four more years of Cartel,
   main American school of thought. As an avowed
    Republican-conservative I was stigmatized as the following:      ried out by our elected officials (legislators, executives,      since he would hardly be expected to cm entitlements more
   anti-abortion, for prayer in school, for nuclear weapons,         etc.), the latter by Ihe more intangible bureaucrat. The         titan Reagan, and considering that obligation lo NATO re-
   and a supporter of the military-industrial complex. The           mass media has glorified and hyped, the election process         quires us to increase our defense budget by 3 percent in real
    result of these fears of being labeled as pro-Moral Majority     and the personalities that debate policy in Washington.          terms.
   or pro-nuclear waste has scared American youth over to the        Thus, people tend to assume that what Congress or Ihe
    left of the political spectrum. Thus, while most students        President decides will be carried out as is, by Ihe                 Reagan is the right president at the right time, and
   have a liberal view of social issues like prayer in school,       bureaucracy. This is far from the truth, bureaucrats have        hopefully he will be able to minimize the debt, decrease the
   drug laws and abortion, this shouldn't force people to take       many tricks to gain personal wealth and job status: padding      size of government, ignite investment, and carry oul his
   a similarly liberal view on the economy, foreign policy or        their budgets, keeping bad programs just to maintain the         new federalism program. Like I said, this doesn't mean I'm
   deregulation of industry.                                         power that a program gives them, working in cahoots with         for prayer in school, tuition tax credits and the other intru-
       Most college age people have been brought up in a per-        the private sector they're supposed to regulate, and becom-      sions on privacy *hat are supported by members of
    missive environment. We are used to drug consumption,            ing so technical and specialized that policy makers must re-     Reagan's coalition. In conclusion, I hope a new coalition
   premarital sex, and pursuit of material goods and status          ly on them for advice and data. As a result of these             can be formed that would be more representative of college
   rather than religion. The frequency of these "abberations"        weapons and the security and permanency of a bureaucrat,         students' social and economic interests.                     •
    from traditional behavior has conditioned us to either res-
   pond with apathy or a willingness to partake in these enter-
       It would be very tough for the present political parties or
    the elderly, white males that comprise them to sympathize
    with a way of life (environment) they have never experienc-
   ed and will probably never understand. Whereas the young
   culture would consider abortion as good since it would pre-
   vent unwanted children, traditional society condemns it as
   legalized murder. Whereas we would have more at stake In
   a draft, they would look at it on a balance sheet of wins and
   losses. Whereas we look at prayer in school as an invasion
   of our first Amendment rights, they see it as instilling
  morals in youth.
       A good example of the lack of understanding between
  ihe government and youth is the newly introduced squeal
  rule. This government regulation would require federally
  subsidized clinics to notify a minor's parents ten days after
  she rccicves a form of birth control. It is self evident lhat
  this law would only discourage a woman from dealing with
 her situation responsibly; it is also self evident thai Ihe great
 majority of these people will continue having sex. The
 resultant unwanted births and emotionally straining abor-
 tions would be ihe worst outputs of this new regulation. It
 is also discriminatory in two respects. Firstly, this law is
 biased against poor people since Ihey must rely upon
federally subsidized clinics. Secondly, it is sexist since there
is no mandatory notification on a male's purchase of birth
   The above example clearly indicates that it would be
tough for any assimilated college student lo agree wiih                                                                                                                        CPS
President Reagan's social policies. Where defense is con-
cerned, the arms buildup and anti-Soviet rhetoric of late are
largely built into the system by the pcrpetuators of the
military industrial complex. These private entrepreneurs of
death machines have a definite stake in maintaining or in-
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                                                                    T i          fit In...

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                                                                                           Concerned about "
                                                                                             birth control.,.
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                                                                                                                                                                          series of events too complicated to describe in
                                                                                                                                                                          such a limited space, I am taking over this column
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     £<SEe<SH6RMAH                            PIAVIOijVOCAJ-S                                         W.I.R.A.                                                           .for a week. For the record) let's call it a "brain
     ^DAVE BARTOKJ                                     DKUMS                                                                                                                 Some of the more careful readers
                                                                                                                                                                                                                               of this
                                                                                                                                                                          publication may \u\vu noticed me In obsci
                                                                                  presents a                                                                              of the paper known In ASP slang as "phll                                                   6a-7a:
          THurscbu Marck a ^ SPM-IZAM                                                                                                                                      The way I see It, there •ire two reasons I
                                                                                                                                                                          in such a low place: I'm decadenl and n
                                                                                                                                                                          portnntly                     iardly nubile                                                Northern Ireland:
          FrU SaKtodi _4*<rf*9PM- JAM                                                                                                                                         OnwiiM            >ilttv         • ci mcepl was In                                     Freedom fighters shed
                                                                                       DIET                                                                               traduced to me last
                                                                                                                                                                         'social studies teach         In
                                                                                                                                                                                                              >y .i New I lampshire
                                                                                                                                                                                                              :ounlry where mosl
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     blood for reunification.
              -ji/il/ittctc.a/eeftuU\tyecia£                                                                                                                              people fight tooth and i all to Improve iheii posl
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Special thanks to Andy
                                                                                                                                                                          tion In this class consclei co sot lety, I'm content lo                                    Clarke.
          >H0T BUBBLY PUZA PIE.                   ONLY* I.SO
          *FKE5tt P0PC0HN
          •frN.Y SOFT PRETXELS
                                              SM.ZStlzAe*              WORKSHOP                                                                                           slip slowly downward
                                                                                                                                                                             Look, I'm just not ih • type who's looking fot
                                                                                                                                                                          ward to keeling nwt in ll             ^ yard ^
                                                                                                                                                                                                              ^ nt ^ ^ ^ of ^a^surbur-^
                                                                                                                                                                          bia home at the tige of 55,

          ALL THIS W££KOJD                                                  This Saturday Afternoon (March 5)                                                                I'm sure mosl of you don't understand me or
                                                                                                                                                                          my "phll boxes" which advocate such things as

                                                                                          3-5pm                                                                           radical vegatarlanlsm. What can I say? 1 believe
                                                                                                                                                                          animals are really a higher form of life.

               Sniuerathj Auxiltarg fttrutcta Sponaartft
                                                               IA           Gym D (Volleyball Gym- 2nd Floor)                                                                But I have my have another side, you know?
                                                                                                                                                                          Like, I'm the type of entity that enjoys cruising
                                                                                                                                                                          through Renssatear at 4 a.m. and seeing how
                                                                                                                                                                          many stop lights can be run before detection by
                                                                                                                                                                          promlnant local authorities.

f                                                                                                                                                                                           Sterling silver rats?
                                                                                                                                                                                               Do they bite?
                                                                                                                                                                                            Just got Into town

                     OFF                                                                                                                                                                       Terrible fight
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    sound & vision:
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hawk and B.J. struggle
                                                                                                                                                                                              White lightning                                                       to say 'Good-bye' as they
                                                                                                                                                                                              Cancer struck                                                         bid their final farewell,
                                                                                                                                                                                               Outa my head                                                         Schneider turns on the
                                                                         A Message to Off-Campus Students                                                                                    clown on my luck
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    T.V., and Chris and Rob
                                                                           As your off-campus representatives of            We would like to welcome the four                              told me where to go                                                      introduce themselves.
                                                                        Central Council, we have had a tough             new members who were recently                                    walked away real slow
                                                                        term In office thus far. The representa-        'elected:
                                                                        tion of off-campus students by providing
                                                                        services and programs Is our main goaf.           Dan Bertrand               372-5153
                                                                                                                                                                                          lost town, lonely mind
                                                                                                                                                                                            cut down and blind
                                                                        However, our effectiveness Is limited             JoeRannl                   436-1450                                                                                                       Endgame.
                                                                        because there Is a lack of communication          Judy Rivera                465-8064                                         Remember, the key lo
                                                                        to our constituents, the off-campus                Neil Shapiro              434-6479
                                                                        students, as well as a lack of participa-                                                                                     your mind is a terrible
                                                                        tion.                                              We urge you to get in touch with us at                                               thing to lose.
                                                                            In the past, there has been little If any   these numbers or at the SA office
                                                                        relationship between how we act and             (7-8078) If you have an Idea or a pro-
                                                                        represent you at meetings, etc., and how
                                                                        K ou actually feel. Since last semester, we
                                                                          ave been trying to come up with ways
                                                                        that we can better serve you. One way to
                                                                                                                        blem and especially if you want to get In-
                                                                                                                        volved in any way. Your suggestion can
                                                                                                                        become a reality no matter how impossi-
                                                                                                                        ble It may seem to you.
                                                                        do this is by working more closely walth          Two accomplishments thus far directly
                                                                        the Off-Campus Association (OCA). Ar-           benefitting you are the establishment of a
                                                                        ticles that affect off-campus students are
                                                                        being researched and submitted to "Get-
                                                                        ting Off." In addition, we are trying to
                                                                        educate and recruit students regarding
                                                                        the severe budget situation that .ill SUNY
                                                                                                                        weight room in Alden Hall of Alumni
                                                                                                                        Quad and the development of a pro-
                                                                                                                        gramming line in the budget of OCA.
                                                                                                                        The weight room has free weights and is
                                                                                                                        open to students upon presentation of
                                                                                                                                                                         Word On A Wing
                                                                        students are facing right now. The pro-
                                                                        posed monetary Increases from students
                                                                                                                        and ID card. The programming line will
                                                                                                                        enable OCA to sponsor events. Coming
                                                                                                                        up Is SUNY Night at Cahoots and and
                                                                                                                                                                         Dig at the roof of the problem (fly the flag on                                               The veneer of civilization is very thin.
                                                                        and planned cutbacks In services affect
                                                                        off-campus students In a special way,           outdoor party In Washington Park.
                                                                        however. As many of you may know,
                                                                        one of the "solutions" Is the elimination
                                                                                                                                                                         foreign soil)
                                                                                                                           There are also things that we would
                                                                        of the Wellington bus run as well as the
                                                                        Implementation of a bus fee.
                                                                                                                        like to see accomplished before the end
                                                                                                                        of the semester. For example, the forma-         It breaks your new dreams daily (H-block                                                                         -Margaret Thatcher
                                                                           A secoond plan is to let you know who        tion of the first SUNYA Block Associa-
                                                                        we are. Probably most of the times that         tion waould be a great chance to make
                                                                        you hear about Central Council Is when
                                                                        there is a problem or when an election Is
                                                                                                                        off-campus students (eel like they live In
                                                                                                                        an actual neighborhood Instead of just
                                                                                                                                                                         Long Kesh)
                                                                        coming up. Now that the bye election Is         leasing out an apartment. Also, there Is a
                                                                        over, we would like you to know who
                                                                        vour thirteen representatives are:
                                                                                                                        need to Improve the services available to
                                                                                                                        off-campus students on the uptown cam-
                                                                                                                                                                         Fathers contradictions (Censor six counties                                                  God forgive them, but we won't.
                                                                                                                        pus, like Increased locker space for

                                                                           Lee Eisner                  434-6729
                                                                           Mitch Flick
                                                                            Uob Folchettl
                                                                                                                        storage while at classes or work.                news)
                                                                            Dan Robb                  449-3044             We hope that this helps you to unders-
                                                                            Nell Selgal
                                                                            Mark Selgelsteln
                                                                                                                        tand us better and, finally, ]ust think
                                                                                                                        about what you have read and the things
                                                                                                                                                                         And breaks your dreams daily (each day                                                       -John McDevitt, after 'Bloody
                                                                            Ellen Stelnfleld          489-2541          that you have wanted to say or what you
                                                                            Gregg Stevens             462-4763          wanted to see accomplished.                      more death)                                                                                   Sunday' m a s s a c r e
                                                                            Tom Webster               438-2529                                        CC Raps

                                                                                                                                                                         Dirt behind the daydream. . .

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          -Gang Of Four
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           perspective* 5a
4a    perspectives

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Luck O' The Irish

     Andy Carroll: Oh You Kid!
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ouien Francis McNutt                                 could he went to Bellas! to work with his                                                                                                                S
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           We were right In line behind.the Indians            choke on coal dust In Pennsylvania or die
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Born-1829 Co. Armagh Ireland                         cousin. After a while he realized that a
                                                                                                                                                                                                    1920's                      Died Jan. 18, 1850                                   choice between Belfast and Glasgow was
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          and Zimbabweans. John Bull was going to              In the trenches on the Somme.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          pull off his animal skin, lake the bone from            1 can remember my grandfather An-

     Making Book On A Century                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        no choice at all and so he saved his money

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          his nose, and reveal he was wearing a                drew. He was old and worked hard his
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           found It. After three hours of hik-       and came to New York. The other grand-               tweed coat and black (ell derby the whole            whole life and In his closing years he would
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          ing along the banks of Ihe                 father left his home under different cir-            time and was now prepared to pass along              sit In an old lawn chair on our driveway
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          S a c r a m e n t o River, w a d i n g     cumstances. He left under arrest. Belore             the relics of English culture, Paradise Lost         and smoke his pipe. I would look at his

     Of College Humor Magazines                                                                                                                                                                                                through knee deep mud I came to this little
                                                                                                                                                                                                                               patch of headstones. The Mexican guy
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               while, white face and his bright red cheeks,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               his bloodshot eyes and wonder why he
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              who gave me the directions thought I was
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              crazy. "Nobody's been up there for years,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      'The boat was always in                                                                 spoke so strangely and moved so slowly
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              but he died before I could ask.The other
                                                  monthly, College Humor. Adult magazines
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              man, (or years. But I know about those
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              graves. They found gold there years ago
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      the harbor for us and it                                                                grandfather, Mike, would lake me down to

           f there was a heyday (or humor at                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  the saloon on Tremont Avenue In the
           this Institution, than surely It
                                                  like Puck, Judge, and the old Ll/e were the
                                                  Inspiration for a decade of necking jokes,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              and then Ihey die and no one find any
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              since. I'll It'll you how to get Ihere If you
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      was always crowded. If                                                                  Bronx when necessity forced him lo be my
           lasted from the mid-70s until the                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  babysitter. They were both old way before
 late '30s, when a slew o( campus cut-ups
                                                  flapper cartoons, and "fly In my soup"
                                                  cracks ad nauseum. Again the famous are
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              want." And he did and I found It, On a
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              grassy fog shrouded knoll eleven miles
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       the carrot couldn't set                                                                their time One was a busdrlver in Manhat-
 from the New York State Teachers College
 put together the Slate Lion. Wrapped In
                                                  represented (Dr. Seuss In his "Ted Gelsel"
                                                  days, Peter Arno when he was Curtis
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              from Poison, California, three hundred                                  us up the gangplank, a                                                                  lan, the other was a dock worker. They
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             both hail In cope with grinding poverty In
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              yards from ihe Sacramento River, were the
 full-color art deco covers and Camel
 cigarette ads were twenty pages of sug-
                                                  Peters, and S.J. Perelman when he still
                                                  fancied himself a cartoonist), and their
                                                                                                                                                                                                                             graves of a do/en or so miners. I came out                                   bayonet would.'                                                                    Ihelr youth, indignity In their young
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             adulthood, and finally the alienation of be-
 gestive cartoons, bowdlerized nursery                                                                                                                                                                                       of curlouslty to try to feel what Ihey (ell and                                                                                                                 ing ,i stranger In a foreign land. I could
                                                  work stands out. Nearly as historic as                                                                                                                                     see If I had any blood links or forgotten                                                                                                                       never understand why they so readily
 rhymes,.racy literary parodies, and he/she
                                                  Yale's cafeteria food coup Is the ap-                                                                                                                                      ancestors. One hundred and thirty years                                                                                                                         abandoned the country they seemed lofeel
 tokes (He: Oh Mabel - I love you the                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                he reached his Iwentielh year he found
                                                  pearance, In the Hamilton Royal Gaboon,                                                                                                                                    later, almost to Ihe day. someone had                                                                         and /'In- Rise and Fall oj Ihe Roman Em-          s<; attached to but as 1 grew older I
 worst wayl She: Don't become discouraged                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            himself in |all lot believing thai ,m Irishman
                                                  of one of the first collegiate Jokes about a                                                                                                                               come back.                                                                                                   pire. But we knew already what he had lo           understood.
 Jlmmle; you're Improving!) Volume I,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                was anything belter than a white nigger III
                                                  Long Island girl: "STUDE (to a pretty little                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            offer.
 Number I came out In December of 1926,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             only to sweep Ihe slieets foi ihe proper
                                                  coed): So you are from Long Island? CO-                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    We were given many choices by the                  I lell I owed Ihem something. I thought
 and Included "Extracts lorn a Freshman
                                                  ED: Yes, Indeed — a Great Necker."
                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Andy          Clarke                                   gentlemen I atet events would prove he                English; shoveling horse manure in                 of Ihem and pool Owen slantling in Ihe
 Diary." The last Issue came out In '39, a                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          was Indeed correel in the first place He ton
                                                      But there are some disturbing aspects In                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Glasgow, a cubicle in Brixton Prison, ot an        harbour Willi Ihe last glimpse of Ireland
 year which Included their "Holocaust at                                                                                                                                                                                         Owen McNult had led Ireland dui i iii,             eventually realized the wisdom nf bonking                                                                fresh in Ihelr mind. None would ever go
                                                  the humor of what historians have called                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                unmarked grave by Hie side ol Ihe i        I
 Home" Issue, a heavy-handed satire                                                                                                                                                                                           Great Famine by the time n was ovei Ken               passage In New York. Owen McNult and                                                                     bark. Emigration stripped Ireland of Its best
                                                  the first generation of youths to Identify                      One Cm going fi> itln O. U. Qoodhyc.                                                                                                                                                                                    But we could always travel abmad anil
 published by the so-called - "Student                                                                                                                                                                                        million nf his people were dead and nmsl              my two grandfathers are what you would                                                                   blood Inri ihls generation has no place lo
                                                  with each other as a class. The party jokes,       7'iiu V (II rerfnjfify tlatlcd 001 wall With your date ioit nfjj/i!                                                                                                                                                                  lorgel aboul thai boggy little island. Al
 Patriots League."                                                                                                                          Front ihaw/Oyio*<omaWfiiilw                                                       ol Ihe rest were scattered to the ends of Ihe        call three wise men. three wise Irishmen,                                                                 run. There's no gold rush In California and
                                                  the drinking Jokes, the necking Jokes were                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              length we were cursed in wander like Cain
    After spending a few hours In the ar-                                                                                                                                                                                     earlh. He was lucky, lucky enough '<» die             for having the brains lo see thai ihe only            anil traded Ihe rolling fields n! Ulster fot       no work in the coal pits In Caernarvon, In-
                                                  considered nearly scandalous by the older
 chives with the bound volumes of the Lion,                                                                                                                                                                                  seven thousand miles from home In some                place Ihe lush could lievei live happily was                                                             stead DI running, they've taken to standing
                                                  generation, but the selections In Carllnsky's                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          dreary, wlndowless slums In Belfast, Man
 or leafing through any of three newly                                                                                                                                                                                       mud patch in California ,\m\ be burled In a           Ireland.                                                                                                 on Ihelr own two legs and fighting for their
                                                  book shows their humor was less a                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Chester, and Liverpool Wherevei factories
 Issued paperbacks about college humor,                                                                                                                                                                                      suit ol clothes he probably could nevei had               Ireland all litis lime was fortunate              needed cheap workers or ditches needed             birthright In Derry, Belfast, and Slrabane.
                                                  rebellion against the adult world than It was
 I'm tempted to draw a conclusion: read                                                                                                                                                                                      alforded dining his life Hul he was still             enough In enjoy the privilege of belonging            diggers, or cannon needed fodder we                    This on March 17th I'll show my
                                                  an acceptance of It's neuroses. Colleges,
 what collegians thought funny In the first                                                                                                                                                                                  luckier than the test of his hrolliers and            In ihe British Empire, Pax Brltannlca, Ihe            would go. It was our destiny and there             solidarity with ihe living. If Cardinal Cooke
                                                  Hkelhe establishment, were while, WASP,
 half of our century, and you'll realize what                                                                                                                                                                                sisters, who starved to death or died of              dawning of a new era of British civilization          wasn't .1 eily in Britain, Canada. Australia,      objects, if Senator Mnynlhan objects. If
                                                  middle-class, and predominantly male.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Margarel Thatcher objects and all complain
 went wrong In the second half.                                                                                                                                                                                             cholera on the boal lo Boston. The luck o'             from which even the Irish could benefit.              or Ihe U.S that didn't have lis grimy In-
                                                  Blacks, when they were shown at all, were                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 ol our support for terrorists then let Ihem
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            the Irish.                                             Seven hundred years after they had burn-              dustrial quarter, lis belching smokestacks,
                                                  portrayed as Step 'n' Fetclilts with minstrel                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             bring Ihelr complaints lo a muddy river
    Serious college humor scholars date the                                                                                                                                                                                     My grandfathers were very poor in their            ed our libraries and looted priceless art-            or Its Irish ghetto. The boat was always in
                                                  show lips. Xenophobia ran rampant, and                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    bank In California or a plot In Gale of
beginnings of college humor In this country                                                                                                                                                                                 youth and were both quite eager as young               work from our churches, Iwo hundred                   the harbour (or us and II was always crowd-
                                                  dialect Jokes featured caricatures of                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Heaven Cemetery where my grandlather's
to the 1830's, when two groups at                                                                                                                                                                                           people, even in these days are, lo make                years after they had outlawed our                     ed. K Ihe carrot didn't get us up the
                                                  Irishmen and Jews. Along with a near                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      buried, or belter yet, to Ihe millions who
Princeton started humor magazines,                                                                                                                                                                                          use of those streels paved with gold. An-              language, murdered our teachers, closed               gangplank then a bayonet would. Good-
                                                  Neanderthal treatment of women, Ihe
neither of which lasted a year. Things got
                                                  Golden Age of collegiate humor {College
                                                                                                    1980's                                                                                                                  drew Clark was In his early leens when he              our schools, and banned us from even a                bye to their native land. The sons of the          died forgotten In the desolate outback of
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Australia or Ihe slums of Liverpool. They
pretty grim after that, and It wasn't until the                                                                                                                                                                             lefl Ihe farm lo go lo Glasgow. He swept               primary education, after all this, we were            Red Branch who walked with the druids
                                                  Humor had a circulation of over 800,000                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   have nothing lo say to me.                   •
 1870's that the action got really heavy.                                                                                                                                                                                   the streets and collecled garbage. When he             finally due lo learn what civilization was.           and sanq witli Ihe bards, were fated to
                                                  at one point) left a racist, mlsogynlstlc
That's when Harvard, Yale, Princeton,                                                                                                                                rolling In Ihe hay, studs, and good grass"!.
                                                  legacy eventually to be Inherited by Na-         rebirth. Hellbent on Insanity - A Roller-
 and Columbia came out with their famous                                                                                                                             and send-ups of army ads which read
                                                  tional Lampoon and Its Imitators.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                             A Moment For Marilyn
                                                                                                   coaster Ride with the Best College Humor
 magazines: the Lampoon, the Record, the                                                                                                                             " Y o u n g . Proud. Dumb. L o u d . The
                                                     The '30s and '40s added little to the         of the 1970s (Holt, Rlnehart, Winston,
 Tiger, and the Jester. From the look of It,                                                                                                                         Military." Homophobia remains a key
                                                  reputation of college humor, although            1982), edited by Joey Green, picks up
 things stayed pretty grim. In the Introduc-                                                                                                                          theme In college humor (probably because
                                                  Carllnsky again includes essays and car-'        where Carllnsky's book leaves off. Editor of
 tion to the newly revised College Humor                                                                                                                              segregation and Jew-baiting went out i>(
                                                  toons by some who made good. As                  the Cornell Lunatic, Green founded the,
 (Harper & Row, 1982), editor Dan Carlin-                                                                                                                             vogue), while sex (read "contraception"
                                                  always, college humor remained strikingly        National Association of College Humor

 sky says those early efforts consisted of                                                                                                                            and drugs are other biggies.                                    he was born In that lime of June
                                                  apolitical, and the magazine editors turned      Magazines In 1979. Now a contributing                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hollywood on a tide of want and need that
 "heavy pen-and-ink sketches with Irrele-                                                                                                                                                                                             that was more than spring, that
                                                                                                    editor of National Lampoon, Green blames                              For the best understanding ol whal's                                                                                                                                                                               would be only parasitic in nature, but In
 vant captions, and unpointed prose." And         further Into themselves, if possible, than                                                                                                                                          carried Ihe hint ol summer and
                                                                                                    the seriousness of the times for the                              been considered funny In the last few years                                                                                                                                                                            fllmdom was called fame.
 if that's not enough, the Yale Record            ever before. The elitist sophistication of the                                                                                                                            heat before II could become full blown,
                                                                                                    premature death of college humor, "with                           on campus, you'd do best to turn The Har-                                                                                                                                                                                 They cul her hair and her clothes to what
 became one of the first college humor            New Yorker replaced the ribaldry of earlier                                                                                                                               blowsy with moisture and overwrung. Her
                                                                                                    the Kent State shootings, the Invasion of                         vard Lampoon Big Book on College Life                                                                                                                                                                                  they told her was her best advantage. Like
  magazines to complain about cafeteria           Inspirations, while Charles Addams laun-                                                                                                                                  eyes were brown and a tuft of kewdle-llke
                                                                                                    Cambodia and the My Lai Massacre bring-                           (Dolphin Book, 1978). Like Campus                                                                                                                                                                                      a loaf put In Ihe oven she emerged golden,
  food, presenting a dinner-time tableau          ched a fashion for the macabre that would                                                                                                                                 red hair grew in Ihe middle of her head, Ihe
                                                                                                    ing the 1970's to a hilarious start." The late                     Humor, It's a reissue, not a new book, and                                                                                                                                                                            bultered lo Ihe taste, a new white blond
  which Included a menu of "hot forged             last for two decades (a squashed, bloody                                                                                                                                 down of demarcation that separates
                                                                                                    '70's on the other hand, saw Animal                                most-of the material in It will probably be                                                                                                                                                                           goddess. Things happened so quickly,
  meat croquettes, wormlcelll soup, and            mouse Is shown In one cartoon with the                                                                                                                                   newborn girls from boys. And probably, If
                                                                                                     House and the "heralding by the mass                              unfamiliar to you (unless you've read my                                                                                                                                                                              without effort she gained fame and fortune
  bouef ala m u d . "                             caption, "Well, anyway, I got their god-                                                                                                                                  her mother only had, she would have
                                                                                                     media of the return of college humor.                             old columns). The humor In Big Book is                                                                                                                                                                                and Ihe love of anyone she desired.
                                                   damn cheesel")                                                                                                                                                          gurgled and cooed when her toes were
                                                                                                                                                                       more consistent than in Green's or Carlln-                                                                                                                                                                            America was devouring her body In all its
   Things seem to get a little better by the                                                                                                                                                                               wiggled. But her mother didn't want her,
                                                                                                                                                                      sky's, and, as It's themed towards us col-                                                                                                                                                                             perfection and they trained her to sing and
 turn of the century, but not much funnier.          The decades before and after the war;            Green says the new emphasis In post-                                                                                 and she was put Inside the darkly sterile
                                                                                                                                                                       lege types — with chapters on each of Ihe                                                                                                                                                                             dance in the parody of an actress. Only
 He/she jokes are on the rise (She: Are you       seem transition periods, bridging the gap        Blcentennlai college humor Is the early Na-                                                                             rooms of an adoption agency, starting her
                                                                                                                                                                       four years — more relevant. The editors                                                                                                                                                                               one thing they couldn't do for her was feel,
 an oarsman? He: No, I'm a Swede.), as are        between the careful, "risque" humor of the       tional Lampoon, with Imitations of Chris                                                                                life a bundle of groceries on the marked-
                                                                                                                                                                       have Included definitive articles on all-                                                                                                                                                                             and as Ihe years passed the woman, who
 horrid puns (If Warsaw a Moscow what did         '20s and the Increasingly scataloglcal           Miller, Michael O'Donoghue, Doug Ken-                                                                                   down shelf.
                                                                                                                                                                       nighters, campus sex, SAT's, and Ihe like,                                                                                                                                                                            had been told how to do everything else,
 Chelsea?). The exceptions come from the          humor of the '50s and parts of the '60s. j       ney, et. al. We can extend that to Include
                                                                                                                                                                       but the book would remain valuable if It on-                                                                                                                                                                         couldn't trust her own feelings anymore.
                                                  "Sick" jokes Include a cartoon of a boyj         Saturday Night Live and lis Imitators, and
 pens of collegians who went on to become
 famous. Carllnsky Includes cartoons from         sliding down a banister outfitted with a n ,     the theory holds up In the pages of Green's
                                                                                                                                                                       ly Included "The Hardy Har-har, the                 Lisanne            Sokolowski                                                                                                                                        Once, a man had loved her. A famous
                                                                                                                                                                       humor magazine of Hardy College." The                                                                                                                                                                                sporlsstar who loved the girl who was still
 Robert Benchley and Rube Goldberg; pro-          oversize razor blade, or Lilliputian ex-         book. You know the references, so you                                                                               I    The Bakers took her as one of their own,
                                                                                                                                                                       four-page parody of a typical humor                                                                                                                                                                                  inside, like Ihe speck of coal that keeps the
 se from Bennett Cerf, Thomas . Wolfe,            plorers lost in a urinal. The old standbys       can guess at the types of humor: the em-                                                                              giving her a ^surname full of strong and
                                                                                                                                                                       magazine Is cruelly accurate In Its portrayal                                                                                                                                                                        diamond humble. He married her after the
 James Thurber, and John P. Marquand;              are still there, of course (HE: What would      phasis on one-liners and party jokes Is                                                                              solid Anglo origin. Baker. In centuries past,
                                                                                                                                                                       of overly-self-deprecating editors (ala Mad                                                                                                                                                                          wreckage of a playwright whose only
 and this from a young Scott Fitzgerald: "To      you say If I stole a kiss? SHE: What would       gone, replaced by essay length "skits" and                                                                           In cold climate villages of Europe her ac-
                                                                                                                                                                     .magazine), child-like cartoons, cafeteria                                                                                                                                                                             ty was to mock her weaknesses of ihe
 be on a dais/with -Thais—/How nals."              you say to a guy who had a chance to steal      parodies whose targets invariably Include                                                                            quired ancestors had milled the wheats and
                                                                                                                                                                       food jokes, drug humor, and-even our                                                                                                                                                                                pages of his plays. But love alone could not
 Their work Is a cut above, but for a young        an automobile but only took the windshield      one mass medium or another. "Nothing Is                                                                              ryes o( the field, shaped them Into loaves,
                                                                                                                                                                       friend the he/she Joke (Hardy Girl: You                                                                                                                                                                             hold her, could not wipe the spittle from
 writer today, silly enough to remain en-          wiper?), but you sense things are changing      sacred" Is a given, while political humor Is                                                                         and had fed Ihe open mouths of the people
                                                                                                                                                                       conniving, money-hungry cheat! Hardy                                                                                                                                                                                her chin when she passes out in the solace
 couraging.                                        when a cartoon depicts a harem of topless       an Important, If not durable, component of                                                                           around Ihem. It was a fine name to own, a
                                                                                                                                                                       Boy: I may be bad, but I'm not a pre-med!).                                                                                                                                                                         of alcohol and pills. She was too far away
                                                   Vargas girls and a tubby sultan exclaiming,     all the magazines. Thus we have "The Joy                                                                             name that could be linked with fedlng,
                                                                                                                                                                       Read the "Har-har," and understand.                                                                                                                                                                                 anymore to know love, love without
    We come to the '20s now, and campus            " G o d , I'm hornyl"                           of Televlson," a take-off on Comfort's The                                                                           fulfilling appetitles, of appeasing hungers.
                                                                                                   Jon of Sex that Is painstaking In Its Imitation                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         desire, desire without insatiable hunger
 qulpsters really begin to hit their stride,                                                                                                                                                                               There were hungers of her own Inside
                                                   It's generally agreed that the '60s and early   of the book's layout and design; Rustler                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                that had taken her, slice by slice, spread Its
 O v e r one hundred college humor                                                                                                                                                                                      the girl now almost woman. When she
                                                   70s saw the temporary demise of the col-         magazine, featuring the curvaceous Elsie                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               knife across her and thrust her in its mouth
 magazines were in existence, most granting                                                                                                                              Carllnsky's book Is probably Ihe least sat-    went to the beach she walked will) her
                                                   lege humor mag, while the late '70s saw Its     the cow ("Turn-ons: veqetarlans, leather,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               and swallowed. She was a woman who
 "exclusive reprint prlveleges" to a national                                                                                                                        slfylng of Ihe three, unless you're Into          arms crossed In front of her while men and                                                                                                                          had only known how to feed the hungry.
                                                                                                                                                                     nostalgia or "I remember them when" sen-          boy alike leered and whistled at nature's                                                                                                                          She was still a baker Inside. Only Ihere was
       Dullsbury                                                                                                                                                     timent. He credits each piece, but doesn't        early progress. Handed down sweaters                                                                                                                               not enough left to give anymore, and one
                                                                                                                                                                     put a date along with the lag — frustrating       clung provacatlvely to the emerging               The second hunger was to create her                           she'd get another assignment us a                  August night, In the dying heat of summer,
                                                                                                                                                                     if you believe that there might have been         outlines of her body until her teacher one     own name, once she had grown old                                 photographer's model.                              on the chaste white satin of her bed, she
                                                                                                                                                                     some difference between 1930 and 1939.            day had no recourse but to send her home,      enough to learn that Baker was not really                           The shape, once plump and ripe like a           too swallowed and found happiness.
                                                                                                                                                                     Hellbent on Insanity Is a great read, with a      demanding a change to more appropriate,        hers to claim. Like so many other girls that                    smalltown girl's body ought to be, was
                                                                                                                                                                     helpful Introduction and great chapter                                                                                                                                                                                   Norma Jean Baker was found dead the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                       less distracting garments. The hunger first    spent their Saturday afternoons In Ihe                          growing lean, not from health but from that
                                                                                                                                                                     headings ("Sex, drugs, and bowling," "the                                                                                                                                                                            next morning on an overdose of sleeping
                                                                                                                                                                                                                       was to run away, to escape the guilt and       movlehouse, escaping the dull world out-                        hunger, and a hint of her rib cage was
                                                                                                                                                                     Florence Henderson Generation") that                                                                                                                                                                                 pills that had been her last supper. Norma
                                                                                                                                                                                                                       shame for things she could not change. | side for one of glamour and romance and                               pressing through her pale skin as she lay           Jean was out of the oven. Marilyn Monroe
                                                                                                                                                                     have little or nothing to do with Ihe             Her own body was turning against her,          perfection, the red-headed girl with the                        nude on Ihe red satin that matched her
                                                                                                                                                                     chapters; All three books are Ihe same                                                                                                                                                                              was out of the fire.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                       creating her not as a person but as an ob-     wide-mouthed grin went lo Hollywood.                            hair. Was It fate, or was it only the appetites
                                                                                                                                                                     price, so you'll probably be won over by                                                                                                                                                                                 Twenty years and seven months ago,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                       ject. Only there was no route of escape,       But dreams did not come easily, and she                         of the men who bought that Issue of the
                                                                                                                                                                      ilellhent's graphics. But remember the                                                          learned real hunger, the late al night, black                                                                      Norma Jean died, white Marilyn keeps on
                                                                                                                                                                                                                       and Instead she learned lo beguile and cap-                                                                    pin-up calendar, that changed the direction        living. May they both be In peace, and be a
                                                                                                                                                                      Lampoon book — il may be Ihe most                tivate the men whose eyes never looked In-     empty hunger of stale snadwlches bought                         of her life? Their whetted desires fed her,
                                                                                                                                                                     reliable guide to your college years this side                                                   on I.O.U.'s while every couple of weeks                                                                            legacy to all hungers that consume too
                                                                                                                                                                                                                       to her own.                                                                                                    filled her up again and carried her Into           much.                                     •   I
                                                                                                                                                                     of Viewpoints,
 Conflict In Northern Ireland: A Fight For Peace
                                                                                                                                                                                                          A face of Northern Irish violence: a rioter In front of a burning auto.

   Masked IRA men carry their comrade Bobby Sands In his
   coffin lo his funeral In Belfast;

          reland will be free. It will be free because peo-       British army were not there to protect nationalists but      either loyalist paramllltarys or the British Army .They         court of human rights found the British guilty of In-

    I     ple like myself will never rest until It Is. If I had
          been born In Troy or Albany I'm sure I would
not be as politically charged as 1 am. I would probably
                                                                  to uphold the artificial gerrymandered state
                                                                  engineered by them fifty years earlier. Onward from
                                                                  August 1971, my home In West Belfast was to be raid-
                                                                                                                               drove their car right past the army barracks having to
                                                                                                                               come to almost a complete halt three times as they
                                                                                                                               went over security ramps outside the barracks. We
                                                                                                                                                                                                human and degrading treatment In Northern Ireland.
                                                                                                                                                                                               In 1978 Amnesty International again reported on
                                                                                                                                                                                               systematic torture by the British government In Nor-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               1 have been tortured for up to seven
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                days at a time at Caslereagh inter-
be like eighty percent of Americans, not concerned                ed regularly. In 1972, my two older brothers, Sean           questioned the fact that they were not stopped. The             thern Ireland. British law in Northern Ireland Is In
with war and bloodshed In far away places, not caring
or wanting to know who was fighting who or why. I'd
                                                                  and Claran were arrested ahd Interned In Long Kesh
                                                                  concentration camp. Both were held for almost three
                                                                                                                               reply: 'Well the observation posts were empty'.We
                                                                                                                               questioned further: How did the bombers know thai
                                                                                                                                                                                               direct contravention of 15 articles (that Is 50 percent)
                                                                                                                                                                                               of the universal declaration of human rights. I could go
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 rogation outside of Belfast. The
simply be concerned with what's happening in my dai-              years. This was my awakening, for 1 stared to question       we asked? The reply: 'No comment'. Back on January            • on with more charts and Inquiries but I think you get
                                                                                                                                                                                               the Idea.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             whole object of their torture sessions
ly life, my family, my job etc. But I was not born In             how these soldiers, coming from another country,             29, 1973, 1 was 13. 1 was standing at the foot of the
Troy or Albany. I was born on the Falls Road in the               could ransack my home and put my older brothers In           street that I lived on In Belfast with two friends. Peter          When I was being released from my last torture ses-                          was to get me to sign my name on a
heart of nationalist working class West Belfast.                  prison without any charge and any trial. Today Intern-
                                                                  ment has been replaced by more sinister repression;
                                                                                                                               Waterson, Jim Toner and myself were talking about
                                                                                                                               going home when a car pulled up on the road op-
                                                                                                                                                                                               sion In April 1977 I was told I would be killed before
                                                                                                                                                                                              ihe end of the year by my captors.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             piece of paper admitting to anything I
  Austin Devine                                                   non jury trials and denial of habeas corpus being prime
                                                                  examples. Coerced confessions are admissable
                                                                                                                               posite us and a man stepped out with a pistol. He fired
                                                                                                                               six shots at us killing my 14 year old friend Peter and
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Of course all physical abuse will heal In time, broken                      wanted. I was given a wide variety of
    1 was ten years old when what Is known in Northern            evidence, the burden of proof placed on the accused.         seriously wounding my 15 year old friend Jim. The
                                                                                                                                                                                              leeth can be replaced with false ones, bruises will go
                                                                                                                                                                                              away, but the psychological damage done to prisoners
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             offenses I could admit to. They said I
 Ireland as "the troubles" began on a full scale In
 August of 1969. 1 was soon to get a crash course In
                                                                  One Is guilty until proven Innocent in the special
                                                                  British courts in Northern Ireland. Now as In the past,
                                                                                                                              blame for this was again was a toss up between loyalist
                                                                                                                              killer gangs and the British army. The army had
                                                                                                                                                                                              in these torture centers will still be be assessed in years
                                                                                                                                                                                              to come. I still have constant nightmares about being
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               had a choice. I could sign a confes-
 Irish history. Personally, war Is something that I never         It Is evident that the British government cannot rule
                                                                  any part of Ireland without the administrative
                                                                                                                              saturated the area only an hour beforehand but when
                                                                                                                              the killers arrived no soldiers were around. In August
                                                                                                                                                                                             phased by the British Army and of being electrocuted                            sion to a crime that would get me five
 try to glorify for there Is no glory in it. It Is a filthy,
 mean, and ugly thing but it sometimes cannot be                  systematic violations of human rights.                       1975 I had my four front teeth smashed down my
                                                                                                                                                                                             in Castlereagh torture center. My physician's report on
                                                                                                                                                                                             my release reads as follows; / examined Austin                                   years or less, if I refused they would
 avoided. Ireland is one such case where It cannot be
 avoided. Life is so short, its sad that the violence of
                                                                     From the ages of 12 to 18 I was arrested approx-
                                                                                                                              throat and received twenty stitches behind my ear
                                                                                                                              when 1 objected to British soldiers man handling my
                                                                                                                                                                                             Deulne...h!s physical Injuries will not leave any lasting
                                                                                                                                                                                             effect...After this torture session I decided to go to the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              torture me into signing more serious
                                                                  imately 100 times. Not once was It for committing a
war is ripping apart so many countries, but where                 crime against my people. Merely, it was because I
                                                                                                                              girlfriend by putting their hands where they shouldn't.
                                                                                                                              An act of bravado on my behalf that cost me dearly.
                                                                                                                                                                                             U.S. to visit my two brothers here in N.Y. I came on a                                charges and I would get life.
 there Is oppression and injustice there is resistance.           came from a "terrorist family" with two brothers Intern-                                                                   three week holiday with no intention of staying. I got a
 Sadly, this Is a fact of life. This war In Ireland will be                                                                   But what to hell, 1 thought, If you let people walk on       I cheap charter flight, Belfast to Kennedy via an over-
                                                                  ed. It was thus concluded I must also be disloyal.
 the final war fought in Ireland for full Independance, it                                                                    you all your life, life would not be worth living. Living      night stop In Manchester, England. All people arriving
                                                                  Disloyal Is in all actuality an understatement. I wanted                                                                                                                                    expect of America. I think I'd watched too many John            British spent millions of dollars a year spreading their
 will not end until Britain leaves Ireland forever-                                                                           in a nationalist ghetto gives you three choices; (l)Stlck      from Ireland have to fill out a form. It asks lots of ques-
                                                                  England to leave my country, so 1 marched the streets                                                                                                                                       Wayne movies. The my three weeks has lasted over                misinformation in this cuntry. General Frank Kltson of
 mllitarily, politically, and economically. That might                                                                        your head in the sand and let on all the oppression            tions, name, address, D.O.B., what your entering for,
                                                                  to demand not only an end to Internment and                                                                                                                                                 five years. But while I may be free from English op-            the British Army stated In, Faber, 1977.The pro-
 take another 5, 10, or 40 years. I really don't know but!                                                                    and injustice doesn't bother you. (2)Flght back and            how long for, nationality, etc. I arrived In Manchester
                                                                  repressive laws, but to demand the God given right of                                                                                                                                       pression, my friends and family are not, so my struggle         paganda battle has not only got to be won within the
I do know that it must happen. While the forces of                                                                            drive the oppressor and the occupier out of your coun-         with my form filled out, I hand it to a special branch
                                                                  the Irish people: the ability to rule their own nation in                                                                                                                                   to drive them out will continue until Britain leaves or I     'country In which the insurgency Is taking place, but
liberation in Ireland, the Provisional Irish Republican                                                                       try or (3)Get to hell out.                                     man, who scrutinized and then asked me how come I
                                                                  their own interests.                                                                                                                                                                        die, whichever comes first.                                    also in other places throughout the world where
Army, and their fighting comrades, the Irish National                                                                                                                                       put place of birth Belfast, present address Belfast and              The IRA realizes that British soldiers are basically       jgovernmenls or individuals are In a positloi ti give
                                                                     On Christmas day, 1975 I had two ribs smashed by             I have been tortured for up to seven days at a time       nationality Irish If I was a British subjuct. He insisted 1
Liberation Army cannot militarily defeat the armed                an Ohio-made rubber bullet used for riot control. In         at Caslereagh Interrogation outside of Belfast. The                                                                            working class men from London and Liverpool and                moral or material support to the eneuiy.the
thugs of the British army, neither can they even                                                                                                                                            couldn't claim allegiance to a foreign power. When I              Endlnburough and killing them is regretable. But so            mechanics of the business...Involves the provision of
                                                                   1976 I was in a bar on the lower Falls Road in West         whole object of their torture sessions was to get me to      Informed him that my parents, grandparents, and in
possibly be defeated for they are the armed vanguard              Belfast that was In the direct view of three British army    sign my name once on a piece of paper admitting to                                                                            long as they are the Instruments of British misrule the         people to monitor the enemy's propaganda and
of a risen people. This struggle did not start In 1969, it                                                                                                                                  fact all my ancestors were Irish and 1 consider the             ,must expect to pay for their crimes. Prime Minister             prepare and disseminate material required for
                                                                  observation posts and an army barracks. It was Grand         anything I wanted. I was given a wide variety of of-         British army as the only foreign power presently in
is merely a continuation of the centuries old fight of the        National day, the Grand National being the longest          fenses to admit to. I had a choice they said. I could                                                                          Margaret Thatcher would not lose any sleep tonight If           countering it and putting across the government's
Irish people to end British domination and exploitation                                                                                                                                     Ireland he didn't seem too happy. I was immediately              twenty British soldiers were killed today, for they are         point of view. It can be achelved either by direct ac-
                                                                  horserace of the year. Naturally the bar was packed.        sign a confession to a crime that would get me five           arrested. They held me for eight hours, squeezing my
of their country. In every generation the Irish people            After I had been there for about forty minutes a bomb       years or less. If I refused they would torture me Into                                                                         merely disposable pawns In a big game to her. One               tion, as for example by the provision of leaflets, or the
have asserted their right to national freedom and                                                                                                                                           toothpaste out of Its tube and making a thorough                 IRA man Is worth a 100 British sholdiers because he Is          setting-up of an official wireless or television network,
                                                                  was tossed inside by two men, one of whom held the          signing a statement to more serious charges and I             search of me and my luggage.1 got punched several
sovereignty; nine times during the last 360 years they            doorman at gunpoint. It's hard to Imagine the panic         would get life. On one particular occassion on April                                                                           fighting for something he belelves In at great personal         or by trying to Inform and Influence the existing news
have asserted it In arms.                                                                                                                                                                  limes before my release but nothing major. I then                 rlsh for no pay.                                              i media!
                                                                  that erupted In the bar-- people diving over the bar         14-16, 1977 I was arrested along with six other young       retired to my hotel room in Ihe Airport to await my
   When the British Army arrived in Force in August               through windows and as far away as possible. I              nationalists, four men and two women. All seven of us                                                                              Most of the news entering this country about Nor-              Because of this media distortion here we must work
                                                                                                                                                                                           flight to N.Y. the next morning, Two hours before my
1969 they were greeted In nationalist areas by some as            managed to make It Into the ladies bathroom and             were tortured and four ended up signing confessions                                                                            thern Ireland comes from Britain, so of course II gives      , very hard with little funds to get people to understand
                                                                                                                                                                                           flight I was arrested again from my bed at the hotel.
'protectors' from the loyalist mobs who had been at-              away from the full force of the blast. I'll never forget    to crimes they had not commlted. Such Is British                                                                               the English government's version of reality. They like       ! ihe truth. I would love to see more students get involv-
                                                                                                                                                                                           More photographs, fingerprints etc. I was led to the
tacking nationalist areas. But this honeymoon period              the way the tiles all just blew off the wall, covering us   justice. In 1972 Amnesty International reported                                                                               to link Ihe IRA with whatever most American don't             , ed In the fight for Irish reunification. This Is beginning
                                                                                                                                                                                           plane In hand cuffs with the police officer. His final
was not to last long, It was soon realized that the               with debris. What followed was the cloud of dust and        systematic torture by the British government In Nor-                                                                          Ike, we are called terrorists, marxlsts, communists,            to happen but at a slow pace' to date. People In this
                                                                                                                                                                                           remark was,"See ya on the way back Austin". It was at
                                                                  the awful screaming. I only had a few bruises, but of       thern Ireland. In 1976 the European commission on                                                                             and theyhave tried to link us to drugs, gambling, pro-          country can help end the war and speed up a British
                                                                                                                                                                                           that moment that the thought "don't hold your breath
Austin Devine Is the President of the Irish                       course others were less fortunate, the final toll being 2   Human rights found the British government guilty of                                                                           stitution; anything to discredit us In the eyes of Irish        withdrawal. It will be along hard fight but we must and
                                                                                                                                                                                           buddy" entered my mind. But I didn't know what to
P.O. W. Committee In the Capital District                         dead, 78 Injured, 9 seriously. The bombers were             torture In Northern Ireland. In 1978 the European                                                                             Americans, whom they fear learning the truth. The .             will win                                                 n
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             m     sound A vision 9a
8a mound A vision f

  A Farewell To M * A * S * H                                                                                                                                                                                           V Party Tonight                                                                           HBO's autobiography.                                     mild when compared to the manure on •

  M * A * S * H Heals Wounds                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     'Channel 16-Clnemax-l don't have this.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Still, II comes in well enough to actually
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         , commercial stations.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         , CBN shows some classic comedies late at
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              mm                                                                                  walch. I find lhat II comes In better during
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Mary Popplns than during Hoi T-Shrls.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           night. Tune In and you will find greats like
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Jack Benny, Burns and Allen, My Little
  As It Closes 4077th                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Lite is so unfair.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Channel 17-more news wire. A l any given
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Margie, and many others. You get the feel-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         . Ing thai the CBN people wish II was 1953
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         _ again.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     lime, there are only four or five stories go-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         j Channel 28 USA Networks had my first

            Ilh the demise of M'A'S'H*.  the               The most obvious reason for the show's                                                                                                                                                                                                                     ing. II must be a slow world for Reuters.
            last of the great early 70's sit-            constantly evolving attitude was the cast                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         contact with Ihese guys In the campus .
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Channel 18-NOAA weather radio-played
            coms Is gone. Like The Mary                 changes. When Larry Llnvllle, MacLean                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              center, as I and 300 other people watched
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     behind an X-Y graph syslem. This is han-
  Tjiler Moore Show, All In the Family, and             Stevenson, and Wayne Rogers left, Ihe                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ihe Islanders kick Ihe Rangers and others
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      dy, especially during Ihe winter. Por exam-
  Maude before It, the producers and cast of            producers, quite wisely, didn't attempt to                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         collective butts all over ihe ice in the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      ple, Ihey lei me know lhat we were getting
  M'A'S'H      decided to end the show with             replace them with carbon copies. Instead,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          playoffs, I've loved il ever since USA is a
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      six Inches of snow last January 15. So what
  the same kind of dignity with which It                they brought In fresh, new characters who                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         .snuggling company lhat has olol lo offer,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      il they were olf. by a fool-and-a-hall? At
  began.                                                forced Ihe existing ones to reexamine rela-                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        especially at nlghl and on weekends
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      least they knew It was going lo snow.
                                                        tionships and values.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Nightflighl Is seen on weekend nights. Il
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Channel 19-MTV-Muslc Television has
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           features music, artsy features, animation
  Mark Rossier                                             The Introduction of B.J. represented the                                                                                                                                                                                                                   become a real pain. The novelty wore off
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           and other fun stuff. The only problem Is
                                                        least change from his predecessor, Trapper                                                                                                                                                                                                                    PAST wllh these guys. I've never seen one
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           thai for some strange reason, they play
      Of all Ihese programs. M'A'S'H         began      John. That was only because Ihe plot at Ihe                                                                                                                                                                                                                   station plug Itself so much. Enough!
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           their credits once every hall hour. The
   as the least revolutionary. Whereas All In           time required that Hawkeye have an ally                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Channels 20. 21. 22, 23. and 24-AII in-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           credits are 7 minute! long.
   the Family and Maude tried to shock us               against the arrogant and pompous Prank                                                                                                                                                                                                                        dependent, out-of-town stations: WNKW
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Channel 29 Satellte Programing Network'
   wllh taboo language and subject matler               Burns. But Mike l : arrell brought a warmth                                                                                                                                                                                                                    (5) NY; WSMW (27) Worcester; WOR (")
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            SPN is. by far and away, the sleaziest waste
   and Mary Tyler Moore operated for seven             and sensitivity to his role that Rogers never                                                                                                                                                                                                                   NY; WSBK (3H) Boston; and last but nol
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            of a channel I've ever seen. It's run like a
   years under the equally shocking premise            did. The fact that B.J. was married was                                                                                                                                                                                                                         leasl WPIX 111) NY. These are why you
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Junior high operation; ass backwards .ill the
   that a single woman could live alone, with          one of Ihe most significant changes. The                                                                                                                                                                                                                        gel cable. It's so much more fun lo watch
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            way. Since I got cable, I've seen No
  only her career and be happy about it,               frivolous and sexist womanizing lhat                                                                                                                                                                                                                            the NYC news, You lend lo forget how
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Diamonds For Ursula listed 14 limes It's a
  M'A 'S 'H was Initially nothing more than            characterized m u c h Hawkeye and                                                                                                                                                                                                                               slimy people can be. WOR has Ihe besl
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            boring, stupid "crime drama" Irom 1967.
  a spin-off of an enormously successful               Trapper's relationship was gone. In fact,                                                                                                                                                                                                                       lineup of sports anywhere. WPIX has Kirk
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I've made II my own personal Rocky I lor-
  movie.                                               one of Ihe series' besl episodes concerned                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It seems they all have M ' A ' S ' I I and The
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            ror Picture show. I know all the lines by
     In fact, the first season wasn't really thai      B.J.'s guilt over a one night stand. B.J.                                                                                                                                                                                                                     , Odd Couple. If I could have bul one wish
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            heart. SPN also "features" a show which is
  much belter than Mel tale's Navy, Hogan's            was ihe first character with strong lies back                                                                                                                                                                                                                    fur any of these stations, I'd wish that the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            nothing more than a sixty minute comercla!
  Heroes and oilier military comedies. To be           home and It was wllh him lhat Ihe pain of                                                                                                                                                                                                                        management of WOR would come to Ihelr
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            lor shoddy, overpriced electronic goods.
  sure the writing was more sophisticated              separation becomes clear.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        senses and pul The Avengers back on at six
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            We're also Ireated lo a panel discussion
  and the humor, for the mosl part, subtler,              When Llnvllle left, B.J, and Hawkeye                                                                                                                                                                                                                          pm, or al any lime lor thai mailer. Pace II
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            wilh a bunch ol vicious conservatives, who
  but the general operating principal was the         finally met their match In the person of                                                                                                                                                                                                                          guys-nobody gives a crap aboul li.) ant
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            complain lhal Ihey have lo pay (or poor
  same —use the strict formality of Army              Charles Emerson Winchester. Once again,                                                                                                                                                                                                                           the Bear. Where is Mrs. Peel now thai we
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            kids lunches and call Ronald Reagan a
  bureaucracy as the butt of jokes.                   the writers presented themselves wllh a                                                                                                                                                                                                                           need her?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "bleeding heart". There are dozens o l other
     Over the years however, things began to          challenge and then met II. Charles was                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Channel 25 Nlckelodeon-Thls is the chan-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             examples of SPN's worth, but 1 would lake
 change. Some of the film's darker aspects            every bit as clever and talented as his tent-                                                                                                                                                                                                                     nel for pre-teens. It's got the best example
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             the whole paper and I don'l think Dean will
 began to permeate the series. Suddenly,              mates. And though he disliked Pierce and                                                                                                                                                                                                                          of Junior high humor In You Can'! Do That
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             alow lhal.
 the doctors and nurses of the 4077th                 Hunnicult as much as Burns did, he had                                                                                                                                                                                                                             On Television. This show comes out of
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Channel 30 C-Span-Thls is a channel that
 began facing up to the death that surround-
 ed them. M'A'S'H         began to realize Its ex-
                                                      Ihe ability and the brain power to d o ;
                                                     something about it. The confrontations bet-                                                                                                                        .^SF***i                                                                                        Canada, and the* Beih and Doug
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Mckenzie myth. I don'l llnd it (unny ihese          all Ihe cable companies chip in to run li
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              shows us the inside of congressional com-
 traordinary potential. Here was a show              ween these three Increased ihe level of the                                                                                                                                                                                                                         days, but my ten year old cousin loves II.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Channel 26 Entertainment and 6'porls Pro-           mittee hearings on subjects like (Ishlng and
 thai, by virtue of setting alone, allowed lis       show's humor. The mindless sight gag and
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         gramming Neluiork-ESPN bills Itself as a 24         cardboard. Unless you're a lonely poll-scl
 characters to confront all of life's major          surefire prank were replaced by puns,

                                                                                                                                                                                                                         ou're moving off next year?                                                                     hour a day, 7 day a week all sports opera-           ma|or, you'll never watch this.
 conflicts. Death, love, lonllness, Insecurity,      wisecracks, and elaborate Jokes with                 teresting lhan the changes In Ihe cast were       Chinese musicians. While one can unders-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Wow--you get to have your own                Noone can deny that cable-lv Is one ol                                                                     That's all Ihe channels, folks. There is
 lust, loss, and the strength or weakness of          lengthy build ups.                                  the changes in Margaret At the beginning,         tand the lemptatlon lo pull out all the emo-                                                                                                                 tion. There's a catch, however. Often. Ihe
                                                                                                                                                                                                                         room, you don'l have lo worry            the fastest growing Industries today. It will                                                               talk nf losing a couple of Indies because
 the human spirit were all frequent themes                By far Ihe mosl Important of the changes        Houlihan       was an I r o n c l a d     bit-    tional stops, II would have been nice if Ihe                                                                                                                 sports aren't exactly mainstream or live. I
                                                                                                                                                                                                               about courtesy hours, and best of all, you       'continue to revolutionize the home front.                                                                    some old fool Judge Jusl rewrote Ihe
 on the show. While other slt-coms had to            was Harry Morgan for MacLean Steven-                 ch—humorless, unfeeling, and almost               writers attempted lo reslsl It a liltle more.                                                                                                                guess a two week old tape of motorized
                                                                                                                                                                                                              lean get cable!" Those were the words of an       .Within five years, mosl subscribers will be                                                                 copywrlghl laws. Before they do thai, they
 devise bizarre plot twists to deal with such        son. The 4077 now had a leader who was              completely lacking In charm. As the show              Slmllary, B.J.'s contrived and unconvin-                                                                                                                  Irlkes bouncing over a dlrl course is sports.
                                                                                                                                                                                                              [acquaintance last year when I Informed             able to bank, shop, and communicate                                                                         should consider lhat cable-tv makes the
themes (If Indeed they had wanted to),               neither bufoon nor warmonger. Before                progressed, fear, lonllness, and a broken         cing relurn purely for Ihe sake of sentiment                                                                                                                  ESPN should be glad lhal Ihelr subscribers
                                                                                                                                                                                                              [her of my decision to leave concrete-haven         through their televisions.Soon, Ihe cable                                                                   mosl Inhospitable places liveable. Cable br-
M'A'S'H         had the opportunity every            Morgan's arrival, career military men were          marriage softened Margaret and the at-            seems a betrayal of the kind of emollon                                                                                                                       don'l have to pay extra for ihem,
                                                                                                                                                                                                              [for brownstone-heaven. While getting               companies will be prlvvy lo volumes ol In-                                                                  ings us news of what's happening in the
week. Once they realized that people                 usually depicted as fools, bigots, or, most         titude of others toward her. As Ihelr respect     Ihey sought to avoid by killing Blake off. (I                                                                                                              'Channel       27 Christian         Broadcasting
                                                                                                                                                                                                              [cable didn't weigh as much wllh me as It           formation aboul you, from what you watch                                                                    Western world. I'd live In Antarctica if II
wanted them to take advantage of the op-             dangerous of all, both. Yet here was a man          for her grew, so did Iheir respect for            know I'm not supposed to ask, but when                                                                                                                      , Network-"0h no", you say "This must be
                                                                                                                                                                                                              [obviously did with her; I was nonetheless          to what you eal to how much money you                                                                       had a better cable system. If we lose some
portunity, the writers, producers, and stars         who had a great compassion (undoubtedly             themselves, each other, and, In a very real       did B.J. find Ihe lime to write "Goodbye"                                                                                                                     24 hours of flre-and-brlmstone preaching
                                                                                                                                                                                                              [excited about getlng the opportunity to          'have. Isn't lhat thrilling? Wllh all ihls in-                                                                of Ihe Independent stations, it probably
did so with a vengence.                              the most of any of the characters) and              sense, all humanity. She was Ihe outsider         to Hawkeye In rocks and how did he gel                                                                                                                        manlace." This Is nol Ihe case. True, there
                                                                                                                                                                                                              ! spend hours flipping around the dial, wat-         novation and excitement, cable Is regarded                                                                 will.                                     G
    Because of Its unique setting,       M'A'S'H     nonetheless chose a career that, by Its very        (so, li could be argued was Burns, but he         the letters so perfect? As 1 said, I realize I'm                                                                                                              are some religious programs, but they are
                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ichlng moronic programming and Jusl                  as a glamorous Industry. Picture an ad for
is probably the most serious situation com-          nature, calls for destruction. Morgan               was too much of a foolish character to be         nol supposed to wonder about such things,                                                               an NY city area cable company -- a good-
                                                     represented Ihe death of Ihe last of                                                                                                                     jgenerally wasting time.
edy in the history of television. But, It took                                                           taken seriously) and Ihe troop's acceptance       but for a show that prided Itself on realism,                                                           looking young couple sit In their media •
years and a number of external and Inter-
nal changes (or Ihe show t o , reach that
                                                     M'A'S'H's       stereotypes and his entrance
                                                     signaled the show's finest moments.
                                                          Equally significant, and far more In-
                                                                                                         of her Invites Ihelr acceplance of everything
                                                                                                         new and foreign and different.
                                                                                                            Additionally, Margaret carried on her
                                                                                                                                                           such sentimental excesses seem doubly
                                                                                                                                                           phony.)                                            Robert Schneider
                                                                                                                                                                                                              ; Don't get me wrong. I'm no neophyte
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   room, sipping while wine and watching
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   their glanl screenTV. To [II Capital Cablevl-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   sion subscribers, the couple is now middle-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Off Campus TV Exam
                                                                                                         shoulders the responsibility of being the on-         But e n o u g h of this negativism.                                                                 aged, wife In curlers and robe, hubby In
                                                                                                                                                                                                              'when It comes to matters cable. Before I
                                                                                                         ly major female character In Ihe show. The         M ' A ' S ' H was one of television's finest                                                           undershirt. A mob of screaming, grubby
                                                                                                                                                                                                              } came to this institution I had over half a
                                                                                                         road was a rough one, bul eventually she is        programs and Its attributes, as well as Us                                                             kids surround Ihem, spilling the old man's
                                                                                                         accepted as a peer with her sex playing lit-
                                                                                                                                                                                                              ! decade of experience wltlucable (doesn't
                                                                                                                                                                                                              •                                                                                                        Movie Of The Month                                 T.V. Channel                  Of        The
                                                                                                                                                            flaws, were could be seen at its final hour.                                                           beer and knocking over Ihe ten year old
                                                                                                                                                                                                              I lhat sound impressive?) I had the art of                                                                                                                  Month
                                                                                                         tle, if any, Importance on her competence          Even at the end, the people Involved refus-                                                          . black and while sel. It Jusl aln'l Ihe same up
                                                                                                                                                                                                                cable-watching down lo a science. I'd
                                                                                                        as both a nurse and a human being.                 ed to compromise or lake the easy way                                                                   here -- Jusl look al what's on the channels:        Vole For One:                                      DWXXA
                                                                                                                                                                                                                made my folks trip and fall over the
                                                                                                        Through her, Ihe show took on a decidedly          out. Instead of letting down Ihelr guard al                                                              Channel 1 -there Is no channel 1. Why?             1) Neighbors                                       2)ch. 23 on the. box (WSBK. ch. 38
                                                                                                                                                                                                                oulslreched wire dozens of times. I hadn't
                                                                                                        feminist approach to its characters and rela-      the prospect of peace, the writers raised It                                                            Who knows.                                          2)Dlner                                            Boston, Moeie Lojt. etc.)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                seen a whole commercial In five years. I
                                                                                                        tionships, with many of the best episodes          even higher. The peace Is ultimately as                                                                  Channel 2-one of many "public access"              3)Deal/i Wish II  ,                                3IHBO
                                                                                                                                                                                                                knew Ihe call letters ol stations 1100 miles
                                                                                                        dealing wllh the changing sex roles and the        futile as the war. The surgeons are on the                                                               channels lhat nobody watches. I believe            4)Slar Wars                                        <l)Cinemax
                                                                                                                                                                                                                away. I could tell you if lettuce was cheaper
                                                                                                        die hard chauvinists like Hawkeye's reac-          operating room when the peace Is declared                                                                this one belongs lo Ihe library. They usually      SJSlreclcar Named Desire                           Bjch, 20 on the box (ch. 5 on L.I.)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                at Dan's Supreme or al Bohacks, You can
                                                                                                        tions to them. If any proof of the changed         and the fighting stops. A voice on the radio                                                             show a sign lhat tells us that this station Is     6)Mldnight Cowboy                                  6)ch. 24 on the box fen, l i on L.I.) •
                                                                                                                                                                                                                see what a trauma it was when 1 came to
                                                                                                        attitude toward her Is needed, try to              says, as the cease fire Is about to take hold.                                                           public access. Gel some friends together-          7) Arthur                                          7)ch. 22 on the box (ch. Don L.I.)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                Albany. Imagine going from 30 channels                                                                                                                    Hli.SI'N
                                                                                                        remember Ihe last time anyone called her           "That Is the sound of peace." After a brief                                                              maybe you'll gel your own show.                    8)Rocky
                                                                                                                                                                                                                down to 3 overnight. It was, to say Ihe                                                                9)Rocky III                                        <))USA
                                                                                                        "Hot Lips".                                        pause we hear Potter call lor a scalpel and                                                              Channel 3-lhis is one of lliose news and
                                                                                                                                                                                                                least, a bll of a letdown. To make matters                                                             WIBlrth Ol A Nation                                10JM7V
                                                                                                            Though M'A'S'H's        seriousness led lo     the surgery continues. It Is lhat kind o( sub-                                                           sports wires lhat you see in Ihe lecture
                                                                                                                                                                                                                worse, Ihe three slallons In Albany were,                                                              11 (Animal House                                    11 INickelodcan
                                                                                                        Its greatness, II also, In all honesty, led to     tle, Intelligent writing that gave     M'A'S'H                                                           centers. II you like, you can walch the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                and still are for that matter, stodgy, old-                                                            J2)Caddys/>ack                                      I2)ch. 11 on the bo< (time)
                                                                                                        the pretention and sentimentality. Especial-       Us power                                                                                                 results of the days trading on Wall Street.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                (ashloned operations lhat shut down al                                                                 13)Cool Hand Luke                                  I3)ch 27 on the box (the Christian Broad-
                                                                                                        ly In Ihe last seasons a certain self-                                                                                                                       Wake me up when you're done,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                something like one A M . One A M , The best                                                            14)The Good, The Bad. and The Ugly                 casting Network)
                                                                                                        righteousness crept Into many of the more ,            The mosl Impressive aspect of Ihe final                                                               Channel 4-WMHT (17) It's a PBS station
                                                                                                                                                                                                                TV watching usually occurs afler three, two                                                            15)Rollerball                                      1'lkh.    15 on the l>»'\    (programming
                                                                                                        dramatic episodes as the writers began not          show were the Inevitable goodbyes. Except                                                                based In Schenectady? It's on all night, so
                                                                                                                                                                                                                hours after the conservative slallons had                                                                                                                 schedule)
                                                                                                        only lo realize the situation's potential, but      for the previously mentioned melodrama                                                                   you can watch opera at 5AM.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                played our National Anthem, god bless
                                                                                                        to exploit It. Pentagon officials and five-star    of B.J. and Hawkeye's farewell, Ihe ex-                                                                   Channel o-WXXA         (23) This Is what
                                                                                                                                                                                                                 'em. By Ihe time I was a Junior, I was It-
                                                                                                       generals become more pompous, the                   changes were all remarkably restrained.                                                                   Albany needed. It's an Independent
                                                                                                                                                                                                                ching lor Ihe feel of brown plastic In my
                                                                                                       Koreans, especially those with families,            Where most shows would dwell on the                                                                       wonderful station that's got great movies
                                                                                                       became more cule and cuddly and vlc-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                 hands, as I deftly kept abreast of 30 dif-                                                            T.V. Show Of The                   Month            9)Entertalntnent Tonight
                                                                                                                                                           goodbyes with fllmcllps and tears, Alda and                                                               and reruns. It almost does away wllh the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                 ferent media events al the same time.                                                                                                                     IO)The People's Court
                                                                                                       llmlzed, and Ihe cast began to lei their lov-       Co. save them for the final 15 minutes.                                                                   need lor cable. Almost.                           l)The <><M Couple
                                                                                                                                                                                                                     The day dually arrived when ihe cable                                                                                                                 I ULale Nlgill with Dauld Letterman
                                                                                                       ing feeling for each other show once too            This Is even more remarkable when one                                                                     Channel ti. 10. unci 13 i U S , ABC, NBC. '       2IMASH
                                                                                                                                                                                                                 man was due to come and Install my new                                                                3)Cheers
                                                                                                       often.                                              considers Ihe number of people who all                                                                    respectluely, Whai can I add?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                 toy. I had cancelled a whole day ol early-                                                                                                                VJjLluowIre
                                                                                                            Most of what was wrong wllh Ihe show           had lo say goodbye to each other. The                                                                    Channels 7, 8, 9, II. and 12-all Junk.             IjLeaue il '/'.. Beauer
                                                                                                                                                                                                                 semester activities so 1 could be here and                                                                                                                IIjNol Necessarily the Neuis
                                                                                                       was In evidence In Monday's 2'/2-hour               farewells were short and sweet and all the                                                               They range from public access to educa             5)Tha Honeymooners
                                                                                                                                                                                                                .make sure he didn't walk oil wllh Ihe                                                                 6JSoap
                                                                                                       finale, Kllnger's mawkish engagement to             more moving because of It. The emotions                                                                  llonal to n lime and temperature channel                                                               Please fill out Ihli iurvoy and return to ASP
                                                                                                                                                                                                                 device I was supposed lo watch cable on,                                                              7)Miirv Tyler Moore
                                                                                                       Soo-Lee was both silly and Inconsequen-             of neither the characters nor the audience                                                      has .uls loi "bokays" (I swearl) of                                                              .llice. CC324, b March PI fhank you
                                                                                                                                                                                                                 namely my old TV. o l course he dldn'l                                                                oVMadamc's Place
                                                                                                       lal. Furthermore, his decision lo stay In           were explolled. As always, Ihey were                                                                     flowers I'm paying (oi 1111!,'.'!
                                                                                                                                                                                                                 show up until five pin. making tin 1 whole
                                                                                                       Korea wllh his bride, while meant to be             treated with Intelligence, respect, and mosl                                                             Channel l-l lino Home Box Office says
                                                                                                                                                                                                                 day ,t waste lot me, Twenty           uti  I
                                                                                                       Ironic considering his early attempts to
                                                                                                       escape succeeded only In being Irlte.
                                                                                                                                                           of all, dignity. These are Ihe qualities thai
                                                                                                                                                           distinguished M'A'S'H      for 11 years. And          il    iglng my apartment letter, he was
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ihey show llisl run, uncut movies Star
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Wars maybe, bul classics like Dlrly Tricks,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Compiled by Chris Considine and Rob Ra/al
                                                                                                       Equally mawkish was Charles' un-                    they are the very ones lhat, as II leaves,            done; .mil my apartment-mate .mil 1 step            The I/n,7, etc? I suspect Ihe lasi movie is
                                                                                                       characteristic Involvement with a Iroop of          television most desperately needs.         LI          lied Into Ihe Brave New World ol Capital
20a s o u n d tk vision j
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        /T                     SUNYA'S IRISH CLUB

   Sci'Fi Coming To Town                                                                                                                                                                                                                               9 1 FM                                   proudly presents our
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             2ND ANNUAL PREST. PAT'S PARTY
                                                                                                                                                        a way that Is not useful beyond a certain

                                                                                                       T         he award-winning science fiction
                                                                                                                 writer, Samuel R. Delany, will be
                                                                                                                 on campus as Writer In
                                                                                                       Residence, under a grant from the National
                                                                                                                                                        point. We must take responsibility for what
                                                                                                                                                        we do, but one of the things we can do Is
                                                                                                                                                        change the world around us."
                                                                                                                                                            Asked about the prevalence of strong
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             M-F 5-8pm
                                                                                                       Endowment, from March 7 thru March 25.
                                                                                                       While on campus, he will conduct a mini-         character portrayals of both women and                                               Sat and Sun 8-llam
                                                                                                       course entitled "Reading Science Fiction"        blacks In his fiction, Delany stressed the
                                                                                                       for upper division and graduate students,        usefulness of science fiction for presenting
                                                                                                       He will give readings as well as participate     the particularized figure: "...certainly peo-
                                                                                                       as a guest consultant to literature and          ple who come through what one has to call
                                                                                                                                                        - for want of a better word - marginal social                                       Friday llpm-Sat 8am                                          DONNYBROOK FAIR
                                                                                                       writing courses In the English Department.

                                                                                                       Susan Sharfarzek
                                                                                                                                                        matrices, their relationship lo the object has
                                                                                                                                                        been very different, It has been Influenced
                                                                                                                                                                                                              ITHIRD WORLDI                 Sat llam-2pm                                                   March 4th from 9pm-1am
                                                                                                                                                        by different social Issues.. .and their percep-
                                                                                                                                                        tion of things - our perception of things •
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Sun llam-4pm.                    $2.00 with tax card and
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       in the Campus Center Ballroom
                                                                                                          Delany, who wrote his first published
                                                                                                                                                        tend to be very different. In science fiction                                                                        $3.00 without tax card
                                                                                                       novel The Jewels of Aptor at the age of
                                                                                                                                                        their views are presented as rich, human,
                                                                                                       nineteen (and four other novels In the next
                                                                                                       three years) has written some of the most
                                                                                                                                                        Individual, generating great Insight..."                         A REFRESHING ALTERNATIVE.                           DOUBLE I.D. REQUIRED
                                                                                                                                                            An avowed feminist, Delany further
                                                                                                       popular and controversial science fiction in
                                                                                                       the last twenty years. He has won the
                                                                                                       prestigious Nebula Award four times as
                                                                                                                                                        stated that one of the main reasons he
                                                                                                                                                        became Interested in science fiction as a
                                                                                                       well as the Hugo Award, and has been             young writer "was the potential for the
                                                                                                       described In The New Yorlt Times Book            women characters...there was always a bit                                                                 ^ \
                                                                                                       Review as "... the most Interesting author of     more room for all the characters lo                         ALUMNI QUAD PRODUCTIONS
                                                                                                       science fiction writing In English today."
                                                                                                          Delany's best known novels Include:
                                                                                                                                                        dramatize what was going on through ac-
                                                                                                                                                         tion." He noted further that science fiction,                                                                               Food Coop Members
                                                                                                       Babel-17 (his first Nebula winner), The
                                                                                                       Einstein Intersection, Nova, Dliolgren, and
                                                                                                                                                        which Includes 16 per cunt of all published
                                                                                                                                                        fiction In ihe United Slates today Is present-
                                                                                                                                                         ly read by an audience which Is composed
                                                                                                       Triton. He is also the author of two
                                                                                                      volumes ol essays: The Jewel-Hinged Jaw
                                                                                                      and Starboard IVlne, and an extended
                                                                                                                                                        of 60 per cent male readers and 111 percent
                                                                                                                                                         female readers, mostly between the ayes of                      March 10,11 12-8:00 pm                             We are now accepting applications
                                                                                                                                                          18 and 25. This is In contrast to the- readei
                                                                                                      essay-memoir on urban communes,
                                                                                                      Heavenly Breakfast.                                ship of thirty years ago. which consisted                             Page Hall                                    for 1983-84 managers.
                                                                                                                                                         primarily ol male readers under Ihe age of
                                                                                                         Born and raised In Harlem, Delany, who
                                                                                                                                                          17. He also noted as "almost a Irulsm" that
                                                                                                      attended the Bronx High School of
                                                                                                                                                         "Ihe most Interesting science fiction writers                                 TICKETS
                                                                                                      Science and dropped out ol City College In
                                                                                                      the 6()'s, Is emphatic about the possibilities
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                                                                                                                                                         now are women." He recently delivered a
                                                                                                                                                         conference paper on Ihe work of Joanna
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                                                                                                      terview he stated: "Science fiction Is one of
                                                                                                      the few places where you get a chance to
                                                                                                      separate the object Irom the subject.
                                                                                                                                                             Delany Is happiest, as a teacher. For
                                                                                                                                                         more information about his course (Eng                          $2.50 • STUDENT & SENIOR CITIZEN                   Food Coop.
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                                                                                                      of It...not as though everything out there Is
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       March 11,1983+
     Soft Cell-Out                                                                                                                                                                                                       Chapel House
  Y       ou've got lo be kiddlngi My
          mouth hod dropped wider than
          the opening of Mammoth Cave.
"Who would think that these guys, of all
                                                    mond wall Is earbreaklng. To think that so-
                                                    meone would try lo sell a song he can't
                                                    sing, ugghl It's great that a musician tries to
                                                    break out of his caste, but Techno-Hendrlx
                                                                                                        their music and subdue the vocals. There's
                                                                                                       a competition between Almond and the In-
                                                                                                       struments with the machine winning and
                                                                                                       Indulging in drawn out solos. In the end,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Interfaith Center
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     presents                                     UAS PASSOVER 1983
people, would play his music?" But, they            Is a bit silly. The synthesizers, let alone the    there's not much holding the music
did It. On an EP especially packaged with           people who play them, can't begin to grasp         together.
their LP "The Art of Falling Apart," Soft           the feeling behind Jlml's playing. With little        Technically, David Ball Is a talented syn-
Cell does a Hendrlx medley of "Purple               doubt, this record will be the year's most         thesis!, but technical virtuosity is only half
Haze", "Hey Joe", and "Voodoo Chile."
Why they recorded this Is anybody's guess.
                                                       It really Is a shame. Solt Cell had such
                                                                                                       of music. Anyone can learn to play an In-
                                                                                                       strument, but It takes someone with a
Maybe they fell they could reach a new au-          promise when they completely turned                special talent to make a song come alive.
dience: hard rockers, Maybe they wanted
to shock the public; which they have a
great chance of doing. Maybe they wanted
                                                    around the old Motown sound, creating an
                                                    enduring number one hit last year. Instead,
                                                    vocalist Marc Almond and writer Dave Ball
                                                                                                       The musician must have that certain quali-
                                                                                                       ty, soul If you will, to make his songs work.
                                                                                                       When Soft Cell recorded this album, they
                                                                                                                                                                                                              CAREER PLANNING:                                                  Kosher Kitchen will be serving
to change their style and emulate a master;
Hendrlx would have probably thrown his
                                                    got caught up In their synthesizers and
                                                    sleaze and ended up with "The Art of Fall-
                                                                                                       left their soul at home. In the hands of so-
                                                                                                       meone else, their songs like "Forever the                                                                Are There Moral                                                 Kosher for Passover lunches and
flaming guitar at them.                             ing Apart." This Is an album to be missed.         Same" and "Loving You, Hating Me"                                                                                                                                        dinners MondayApril 4th and
                                                    Don't let advertising fool you, this album is
                                                    bad. It Is two sides and an EP of the seedy
                                                                                                       could be reworked Into hits. Undoubtedly,
                                                                                                       Soft Cell can put together a pop song, but                                                                             Choices?                                          Tuesday April 5th
 Joel Greenberg                                     world of love turned upside down. As Marc          unfortunately they destroy It In the process
                                                    Almond explains, "I'm Interested In the dirt       of recording It. Enough Is enough and one
    Laughter. Lots of It. It's hard to keep a       under the carpet, In taboo things." After
                                                    listening to the record, the point Is painfully
                                                                                                       gets bored by the end of the record.                                                                                       featuring
 straight face while listening to Soft Cell do                                                            Throughout the whole album the syn-
 Hendrlx. Basically, the problem with the           obvious. Although musicians have been
                                                    singing about the perverse for years, when
                                                                                                       thesizers are overwhelming and the vocals
                                                                                                      become too tiring, so what Is left? The lyrics
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Rabbi Baruch Frydman-Kohl
 group Is two things: synthesizers and Marc
 Almond's vocals. "Purple Haze" Is not a            Soft Cell does it, the songs don't work. The       and the song structure. While they deal                                                                          Congregation Ohav Sholom
 song for the Sunday choir. Listening, to Al-       synthesizers become too overbearing In            with the darkest side of love, the words are                                                                                                                              Tickets will be sold on the Dutch dinner lines
                                                                                                      catchy,                                                                                                             Prof. Merle Longwood                                 Monday March 7th through Wednesday March 9th
                                                                                                      "Who's the person you woke up next to to-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Department of Religious Studies, Siena                                   from 4:30 to 6:30pm.
    The           Insight                                                                             day,
                                                                                                      If you were a little bit older you might have
                                                                                                      to pay"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Prof. Bonnie Stcinbock
                                                                                                      This Just about sums up Soft Cell's subject                                                                    Department of Philosophy, SUNYA
    I don't know                                                                                      matter. They may or may not have the
    If It's depression.                                                                               ability to write good lyrics, but they do have
             or disappointment;
                                                 It becomes embedded In out souls.
                                                 It escorts us till dawn,
                                                                                                      potential. Too bad he can't utilize himself                                                                          Monday, March 7
    A craolng for,
             or an Instinct for;
                                                 Gluing us purpose toward morning.                        Underneath all the technology are a few                                                                 C a m p u s Center A s s e m b l y Hall                       Tickets will also be available in the Campus
                                                                                                      songs trying to get out. There are a few                                                                                                                                   Center March 7th through March 9th from
   An obsession for,
             or a passion for                Without It,
                                                                                                      numbers on the album that really could                                                                                    7:30 PM                                                      10:45am to 1:30pm.
                                                                                                      sound good, but they are choked by the
           The ultimate. . .                 There Is no solitude                                     synthesizers. It would take a musician with
   That Is what breeds us.                   There Is no grace                                        the skill of a heart surgeon to cut away at
   It serves as our motive.                  There Is no compassion                                   the song until the basics were left. Then,                                                                                 Sponsored by
   It exists In our dreams.                  Onlv one challenge to face                               good music could be made. Soft Cell Is one                                                                           The Episcopal Campus Ministry
                                             Nothing else left to chase. .                            of the techno-pop bands that haven't yet
                                                                                                      realized that music tells a story and sets a                                                                       The Jewish Students CoalKlon-HUlel
                                                                                                      mood; It doesn't get caught up In the In-                                                                            The Lutheran Campus Ministry
                                                                                                      struments. On "The Art of Falling Apart", •                                                                       The Roman Catholic Campus Ministry
                                                                     -Hunan          Dreyer           Soft Cell faltered and gave us no good
                                                                                                      music,                                      D                                                       \
12a   endgame

      Spectrum                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Greenfield's suggeslion thai speakers were intimidated and                        makes it apparent thai only those who disagreed w i t h his

                                                        P a l a c e T h e a t r e (465-3333)
                                                        March 5-Albany Symphony Orchestra;
                                                                                                               tion (473-7521)
                                                                                                               Rothko, Kline, Frankenthaler, Oldenburg,
                                                                                                                                                                 7:05.     9:30; 5. 48 Hours-l:50, 4:05,
                                                                                                                                                                 7:15, 10:00; 6. The Year of Living                          No one cares                                                                                 embarrassed is contradicted by the fact that throughout the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          evening dozens of people eagerly aired their opinions,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            position arc to be held responsible Tor making it such. In
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            point o f fact, many people on each side were making
                                                        March 19-Jerry Lee Lewis; March                        C a Ide r                                         Dangerously--l:25, 3:55, 7:00, 9:15'                        T o the Editor:                                                                                 Finally, Mr. Greenfield castigates' me for failing to be                       remarks which sparked heated responses from the other.
                                                        21-Joe Jackson ($10 with tax card)                     N e w Y o r k S t a t e M u s e u m (474-5842)    U A H e l l m a n (459-5322)                                    Everyone Is always criticizing Albany Tor its apathy. No                                 "objective," and I must plead guilty to thai charge. As he                          This would be a minor matter i f it did not replicate a
  G e m i n i Jazz C a f e (462-0044)                   G l e n s Falls Civic C s n t e r                      Martin Luther King (until Apr 3); Images of       Gandhl-Frl: 8:30 p.m.; Sal St Sun: 12                        one ever gels Involved and no one cares. Well, this Is cer-                                 himself points out, Ihe play deals wllh a number o f very                        more widespread practice. Often those who disagree with a
  Thurs-Sat--Fats Jefferson, Waller Young               March            18- H a l l     and    Oates          Experience, untutored oler artists-March          noon, 4 p.m., 8 p.m.; Mon-Thurs: 7:30                       tainly the case when il comes 10 the Yahlzcc Champion-                                       serious social problems: the mistreatment of convicts in and                     feminist position choose to state their disagreement not in
  Sunday & Monday-Martha Gallagher, Ian                 E S I P A (474-1199)                                   27;     N.Y. Metropolis,             Adirondack   p . m .                                                     ships. No one we know cares.                                                                 out of prison; the limited j o b opportunities for Individuals,                 substantive terms, but rather by characterizing that posi-
  Hunter                                                March                 11-Bobby           Short         Wilderness,               Iroquois'     Culture   Hellman'a Colonic Center Theatre                               With this in mind, wc present ihesc fascinating items                                     particularly women, coming out of prison; parents brutaliz-                     tion as " p a r t i s a n , " " b i a s e d , " " m o n i s t i c , " " r h e t o r i c a l , "
  H u l l a B a l o o (436-1640)                        EBA                Chapter             House           Cathy'a W a f f l e S t o r e (465-0119)          (459-2170)                                                  we'd rather sec than two useless rolls per week: 1) UAS ex-                                  ing children; and rape. I cannot be " o b j e c t i v e " when                   "one-sided," etc. These kinds of labels have also been used
  March                  4      &       5--Talls        March 12, 6 p.m.--Sadistic Gerblls, The                Photos         by     John        R.  Wlneland    1. The Sting 11-7:30, 9:30; 2. Sophie's                     plains why Mrs. Stein's famous steak and lobster tails dish                                  discussing these problems, 1 hope none of us can.                                igainst Socialists and other defendants of unpopular
  March            27--Doug      & The    Slugs         Plague, Stranger In the Mirror, Strange                N e w G a l l e r y (270-2248)                    Choice--7:15,                   10:00                       will never make recipe night. 2) In dcplh interviews with the                                                                                        —Judith Barlow          political views. In short, those who arc threatened, feel
  Y e s t e r d a y ' s (489-8066)                      Anatomy:                 $3.00       admission         Russell Sage College-works on paper by                                                                        members of the Philip M , Schuyler basketball team. 3) A                                                                                          Associate Professor        angry, or fear that which is challenging to the status quo
  March                  4      &       5--Arlel        PAC Recital HaU                                        Marjorle           Semerad,            Kathleen                miscellaneous                                  cartoon f r o m someone whose alphabet transcends the letter                                                                                                                 frequently describe it as " b i a s e d , " in contrast to the " o b -
  S k i n f l i n t s (436-8301)
  March              4     &
  Pauley's H o t e l (463-9082)
                                 5--The     Jets
                                                        Flndlay Cochrell, pianist. Noon Concerts:
                                                        March                 3,        10,        17.
                                                                                                               Panagapoulos, and Willie M a r l o w
                                                                                                               R a t h b o n e G a l l e r y at JCA (445-1778)    Martin Luther King: From M o n -
                                                                                                                                                                                                                             " Z " . 4) A running count of everyone who knows the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                             names o f their Central Council representees. 5) A running
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Alive and well                                                                   jective" character of their own position. While it is not
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          clear to mc whether or not it is possible to formulate a non-
                                                                                                               Drawings by Jack Roth, until March 25              t g o m e r y t o M e m p h i s exhibit on display         count o f the number o f times In a week lhaj you can wait                                                                                                                   partisan stance on any matter of social concern, it is cer-
  March 4 & 5 - D o n Scanlon's Rhythm Sec-                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              To the Editor:
                                                                                                               University A r t Gallery                           through April 3 al the New York Slate                      for a bus for an hour and then have lour show up at once.                                                                                                                    tainly true that such a stance is not to be found in many o f
  t Io n                                                                  theater                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I would like to lake this time to both congratulate and
                                                                                                               Thorn O'Connor-Drawings and Prints                 Museum                                                     6) A n expose revealing the " b e s t " bathrooms on campus,                                                                                                                 the contexts where it is explcitly or implicitly claimed, in-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         thank all those who participated in this past Monday's Lob-
  L a r k T a v e r n (463-9779) .                                                                             C D P C G a l l e r y 75 New Scotland             The            Jewish           Experience            In    using a weighted average o f cleanliness, comfort, and graf-                                                                                                                 cluding in this case the stance o f M r . Greenfield.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         by Day at the Stale Capital.
  March                4     &      5--Souvenlr        T h e H o m e s t e a d e r s (462-4534)                Avenue (445-6640)                                  L i t e r a t u r e a n d C u l t u r e Red Carpet         fiti.                                                                                                                                                                                                                              —Linda J . Nicholson
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Monday's turnout was the largest in SUNY Albany
  Eighth             Step     Coffee    Houae          March 5 & 6, 8-13 -Capital Rep. Comp.                   Mar)orle Williams, sculpture; David                Lounge, Main Library. Featuring works by                      Most o f the time we enjoy what the ASP offers.                                                                                                                                                                                     Associate Professor
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         history as students on this campus played their proper role
  (434-1703)                                           Market Theatre 8:00 p.m. Sunday at 2:30                 Coughtry--palntlngs and drawings                   Sarah Cohen, through March,                                Sometimes we even like ASPECTS. But when il comes
  Every Tues Nlle-OPEN               STAGE-15
   minutes for anyone, beginning at 8:45
                                                       P r o c t o r s S c h e n e c t a d y (382-1083)
                                                       March 4--Steve Landesberg; March
                                                                                                                                                                  SUNYA Irish Club Pre-St. Patrick's
                                                                                                                                                                  D a y P a r t y w i t h D o n n e y - B r o o k Fair
                                                                                                                                                                                                                             down to Yahlzcc Championships, the dice just roll against
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         as the leaders among SUNY students. Over 1700 Albany
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         students left their classes to talk with Stale legislators con-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         cerning the cutbacks which SUNY now faces. I feci thai this
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            First time ever
  p . m .                                              5--Marcel Marceau; March 6--Blg Band                                                                       March 4 at 9 p.m. In CC Ballroom                                                                   - D a v i d M . Wclnruub                                                                                                              To the Editor;
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         turnout has demonstrated io our elected officials thai
   March 4 - J l m Sande, classical guitarist;         Cavalcade; March 7-9--Murder Among                      International Film Group                          W O R L D WEEK at S U N Y A                                                                                         I'ele Slcin                         students will not give up when it comes to their education,                          Some readers o f the Albany Student Press may be in-
  March 5-Debble Fish & Diane Sanabrla,                Friends                                                 March 4-Llfeboat LC 1, 7:00, 10:00;                See CC Information Desk for events from                                                                                                                It has shown that we care aboul our campus and couldn't                           terested in knowing that for \\\c first time ever in the history
  folk                                      singers    T h r u w a y H o u s e (458-7530)                      March ' 5 - T l i e Thirty-Nine Steps L C 1,      2 / 2 8 - -3 / 5                                                                                                                                        Stand to see the drastic effects o f Ihe loss o f 7 to 10                         o f the village o f Ellenvllle, New York, there will be a
  Cagney's (463-9402)
  March 4 - L u m p e n Proles, The Verge;
                                                       The Comic Book-March 10. 24, 31
                                                                                                               University F i l m G r o u p
                                                                                                                                                      10:00      J e w i s h I d e n t i t y as G a y s a n d Les-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Getting debatable                                                                           academic departments,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         •" As the ASP cited in an editorial on Tuesday, this effort
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Socialist Labor Party candidate for Mayor, Nathan
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Pressman, on the ballot in the coming election in Lllcnvillc
  March 5-ldle Sons of the Very Rich, The               C o l l e g e of St. R o s e                                                                             15 C o - s p o n s o r e d by J S C - H i l l e l &                                                                                                                                                                                       on Tuesday, March 15.
                                                                                                                1. March 4 St 5-Monty Python: Live at the                                                                                                                                                                was mostly due lo the extensive campaign on ibis campus.
  Stompllstlcs                                         For Colored Girls...March 5, St. Joseph's                                                                 G A L A with speakers March 2 0 1:30                        To the Editor:                                                                                                                                                                   As of this date (February 28), it appears thai the only
                                                                                                               Hollywood Bowl in LC 18, 7:30. 10:0(1                                                                                                                                                                     Educating students on an issue is the best way, 1 feel, to gel
  T h e C h a t e a u (465-9086)                       Auditorium. For Info call St. Rose. Tickets                                                                                                                               I agree with Michael Greenfield that the discussion                                                                                                                       othct nominee for Mayor is a business man who is the
                                                                                                               2. March 4 St 5-Black fit Blue: Black Sab-        p.m.                         CC                    375                                                                                                  students involved. Fiom SASU tight down lo each of the
  March 4 - - T h e O u t p a t i e n t s ; March      sold            In      advance      only.                                                                                                                             following last Thursday's performance o f Getting Out                                                                                                                        Democratic-Republican candidate, so voters will have the
                                                                                                               bath and Blue Oyster Cull In Concert in LC        C o f f e e H o u s e Sponsored by G A L A                                                                                                              dorm captains, every pail of ibis organization was vital lo
  5-l-runch Letter; Slmona Slmona, female              Siena College                                                                                                                                                         could be characterized as a " d e b a t e , " hui I wonder why he                                                                                                             choice of voting for Socialism as represented by Ihe
                                                                                                               7,                  7:30;              moo        March 15 CC 375 8:00 p.m. Looking lor                                                                                                                   the success which wc saw on Monday. I hope thai this en-
  Impersonator                                         The Sport of My Mad Mother. March 4-5                                                                                                                                 is so disturbed by this. A debate Is a public discussion In-                                                                                                                  Socialist Labor Patty candidate who is a retired worker, or
                                                                                                               Third Street Theatre                              talented people-writers, musicians. For in-                                                                                                             thusiasm continues concerning this pressing issue us we
  March 9 - T h e Members (tkts--$4.f>0 In ad-                                                                                                                                                                               volving individuals wnli different points of view, flic fact                                                                                                                  voting for the status quo capitalist candidate.
                                                       T h e O p e r a H o u s e 826 Stale St.,                March 4-6-Filzcarraldo (6:40 fit 9:45 Fri         fo call G A L A 457-4078 CC 333                                                                                                                         have a lough flglil ahead. Keep up the good work and slay
  vance, $6.00 at door); March 18-The                                                                                                                                                                                        Hull nunc than flfly people stayed nearly an houi and :i hull
                                                       Schenectady (393-5732)                                  and Sat, 4:00 St 7:15 Sun); March 7 - T h e       W o m e n in A m e r i c a n T h e a t r e C o n -                                                                                                      Involved, As Mark Alan Slcgal said, "Keep haunting us"                               Ii will be a very unusual and Interesting election!
  Bongos                                                                                                                                                                                                                     io discuss Getting Out testifies to the Important issues rals-
                                                       I Love My Wile. March 4-6, 10-13                        Knack and How to Gel It (7 St 9); March 8         f e r e n c e March 18-20 al Draper St Page                                                                                                             and haunt we will. We have heard the rhetoric on Uns cam                                                                     — Nullum Pressinun
                                                                                                                                                                                                                             cd in the play and the powet o f the fine S U N Y A produc-
  B . J . Clancy's (462-9623)                          SUNYA PAC                                                                                                 Halls For info contact Prof. Judith Barlow                                                                                                              pus collect nine apathy, hut I am optimistic that this is the                                 Organizes Hudson Valley Socialist Labor Party
                                                                                                               St 9 - B o d y Heat (7 St 9:25); March 10-Le                                                                  tion.
  March           4          &    5--Free      Fall    March 15-19: Miss -Julie. For more Info call                                                              Statistics C o l l o q u i u m March 7-9 al                                                                                                             slut t of a new beginning lor Albany
                                                                                                               Beau          Marriage      (7     St  9:15)                                                                     Mr, Orccnficld com plains thai i he discussion focused on-
  2 8 8 L a r k (462-9148)
                                                      March 11 & 1 2 - S U N Y A Footworks PAC
                                                                                                               Fireside T h e a t r e
                                                                                                               My Pal Joey, 8 p.m.. CC Assembly Hall
                                                                                                                                                                 3:45 p.m., ES 140
                                                                                                                                                                 I S A I n t e r n a t i o n a l C o n c e r t March 5 al
                                                                                                                                                                                                                             ly on the issue ol rupe in the plus, winch Is an exaggeration.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Questions were uskeil ,nul points raised about the actors'
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Once again, I would like to say thank you to everyone
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         who participated and also a much deserved congratulu-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Changed feelings
                                                      Main     Theatre.          8:00      p.m.                Madison Theatre                                   7:30 p.m., Page Hall                                                                                                                                    lions, loi proving to me that SUNY Albans is alise and well                          t o lIn' I'llilot:
                                                                                                                                                                                                                             uiul actresses' conceptions o f their characters, aboul the ac-
  (457-4755)                                                                                                                                                     C a r i b b e a n N i g h t Fri.. March 4. 9                                                                                                            and willing to gel involvcdl
                                                                                                               Fox C o l o n i c 1 & 2 (459-1020)                                                                            cents used, etc. Mote Important, ii was the audience's deci-                                                                                                                         I'hesc past icu weeks I had great pritle in being it
  March 4 & 5--Emmanuel Borok, violinist                                   art                                 1. Without a Trace, 7:15 fit 9:45; 2. The         p.m.-2 a.m., Brubacher Hall. For Info cal                   sion to debate the rape issue al length, Dozens ol in                                                                                             Rich SclralliT                sl N V A student. However, the day of the SUNY rule hike
  S e p t e m b e r ' s (459-8440)                                                                                                                               Corel al 465-7046                                                                                                                                                     < 'ettfrtil i initial Stitilt'iit Action Chairperson
                                                                                                               Verdict,            7:00         St     9:30                                                                  dividuols participated ui the Interchange of views no one                                                                                                                       protest rully my reelings changed altogether.
  March4-7--Axls                                       S c h e n e c t a d y M u s e u m (382-7890)                                                              JSC-Hillel Sponsors D e b b i e Fried-
                                                                                                               Cine 1-6 (459-8300)                                                                                           assigned them u discussion topic nor was anyone, Mr.                                                                                                                                1 :mi a resident of Alumni Quad, where mans of the
  Bogart's (482-9797)                                  Amazing World of Video fit Electronics
  Downtime on Weds, nltes; March 4 fit
  5--Silver Chicken; March 6 - T h e Jets
                                                       (until April 17). High Rock Photos until
                                                       March                                            13
                                                                                                               1. ET-1:20, 3:50, 6:40, >9:10; 2.
                                                                                                               Tootsle-l:40, 4:15, 7:05, 9:45; 3. Let's
                                                                                                               Spend The Night Together-2, 4, 6, 8, 10;
                                                                                                                                                                 m a n I n C o n c e r t March 12 at 8:30 p.m.
                                                                                                                                                                 For Info call 457-4066
                                                                                                                                                                 L'll A b n e r March 4 St 5 In State Quad
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Greenfield included, prevented form discussing olhet
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            aspects ol the drama, Writing about Getting Out Mr.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Greenfield argues thai the charactci of Bcnnle " c o u l d not
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Heated exchange                                                                    SASU representatives from oilier S U N Y ' s were residing
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             prior It) (lie rally. First,*! don't appreciate being hassled in
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Ihe bathroom by a stianuet while shaving and brushing my
  J u s t i n M c N e i l ' s (436-7008)               R o c k e f e l l e r E m p i r e Plaza C o l l e c -                                                     Flagroom. For info call Mike al 457-7798                   be excused lor hying io lape Aflene'Vbut then adds that " i f                                                                                                                   teeth, You delegates had no right to question why I wasn't
                                                                                                               4. The Lords of Discipllne-2:05, 4:30,                                                                                                                                                                     l'o the Editor:
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            :i person is not educated in manners, and doesn't really                                         There are iwo reasons why I would like lo respond lo                          going to the rally. Second, lo ihe residents of Walerbur)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            know belter, how can he be expected to realize, without be-                                  Michael Greenfield's arllcle on ihe discussion following the                       I lull, banging on doors and screaming in the halls at') a.m.
                                                            O V L T the next wi?t>ks wu will briny you
      Annual Aspects                                  coverage of tills exciting event. The results are
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            ing told, thai forcing sex on a woman is not a way to show                                   performance of Ihe play Gelling Out. For one, I believe he                        is disrespectful to those who were trying lo sleep ot Study,

                                                      being posted recording two mils far each contes-
                                                      tant. The winner of this game plays the winner
                                                      of last years Y A A games. Jim Karika. Weekly
                                                      odds will be made In various places of the ASP
                                                                                                                            We Want You.                                                                                    affection'/" I he debate was so heated because many peo-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            ple, myself included, believe that attempted rape involves
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            far more than simply bad " m a n n e r s " and ignorance.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                M r . Greenfield implies that as discussion leader 1 made
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        unfairly described the behavior ol' ihe leader of that discus-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        sion. In Ihe midst of an extremely healed exchange of
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        views, Professor Harlow maintained a degree o f calmness
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        and Impartiality in her role as leader which I found
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Thirdly, myself and many others did not appreciate the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           heckling we received from the crowd thai massed on
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Western Ave. while wailing lor a SUNY bus. Noi only was
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           ii Insulting, but quite frightening, Fourth, to the person

      Championship                                    by Sports Editors Marc Haspel, Marc Schwnrz,                                                                                                                          no "sincere attempt i o be f a i r " and criticizes my decision to
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            call alternately on men and women Io speak. Since the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             More substantively, I noted a position expressed in Mr.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           who blasted Jimi Hcndrix's "Slur Spangle Banner" orn his
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           window, you obviously have no consideration for Ihe peo-
                                                      and Managing Editor Mark Gesner            Official
                                                      Referee Is Wayne Peereboom, Bets can be plac-
                                                                                                                           Aspects wants writers. Come to CC 324.                                                           discussion largely centered on men's and women's different                                  Greenfield's article which is heard often in other contexts                        ple you live wilh in the d o r m , let alone the Innocent
                      RCO     KG   DSM                                                                                                                                                                                      perceptions of the events in the play (although there were,                                 and which therefore merits attention. A large portion                              residents of Ihe surrounding neighborhood.
                                                      ed in C C 3 2 4 . May the best man w i n .
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            o f course, many differing perceptions), alternating                                        (though not all) o f the discussion following this play did, as                         I support your cause all the way, and i f SUNYA rallies
              Vs          /   1                                                                                                                                                                                             speakers in this way seemed the fairest approach. There was
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            no way o f knowing precisely what was in the minds o f the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Mr. Greenfield notes, lake on the character o f a debate.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Roughly the two " c a m p s " were composed o f those who
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           again I hope to be there. I just hope next lime sonic people
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           will show a little more maturity and respect lo other
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            many people whose hands were raised, so it was impossible                                   saw the play as feminist and those who did not wish lo                             people's rights.
                      4            ^                                                                                                                                                                                        to select speakers who would guarantee the "orderly com-                                    describe Ihe play with this label. At some point this issue                                                                      —David Blumbcrg
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            munication of ideas" M r . Greenfield demands. Should 1                                     became intermingled with the dcfcnsibility of one o f the
                      9 6          9                                                                                                                                                                                        have called on only the men when discussing a play about a
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            woman written by a woman—and when the majority of the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        characters in the play, " B e n n i c " .
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It is evident which position on both issues Mr. Greenfield
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ongoing tension
              4's                                                                                                                                                                                                           audience members were women? It would have been equal-                                      endorses. However, after making clear his own point o f                              To the Editor:
                      •                                                                                                                                                                                                     ly unfair to have excluded the men from the discussion, as                                  view and after describing the discussion as a whole as                                  I would like lo express my opinion concerning the < ">
                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I'm sure Mr. Greenfield would readily agree. Further, Mr.
               S's j Z0            75"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  " r u d e , argumentative rhetoric", Mr. Greenfield then                             ing and eternal tension that exists between Alumni (.)' til
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             bus riders and Wellington bus riders. I believe the folio,, me,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             may be able lo resolve this long standing conflict.
                                   IS                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Bonnls Stavans, Business Manager
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hady Brodsr, Associate Business Manager
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Susan Psarlman, Advertising Manager
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                The problem is that Wellington students have a hard time
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            gelling on a Wellington Bus going downtown in ihe after-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               John Trolano, Safes Manager                                  noon. It seems that A l u m n i Quad students and other
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Billing Accountant!                              Karon Sardotl, Judy Torol           downtown students crowd on the first bits thai comes in
                                                                                                                                                                                                                             EtlaU/nim In l i f t
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Aspects                                          Payroll Supervisor.'.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Classified Manager
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Composition Manager
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Arlono Kallowllz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Jennifer Bloch
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              #—Mlckoy Fronk
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Mollaaa Wasserman
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            order l o gel back home promptly. Now, Alumni Quad
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            students will tell us that they have to wait for the bus in ihe
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            morning, and will try lo avoid wailing in ihe afternoon,
              ,...,           M                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Advertising Sales: Polar Forward, Mike Krelmer, Gregg Hall, Noll Suasman,            Enough for the background story.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Dean lint/. Editor in Chief                                     Advertising Production Managers: Jano Hlrsch, Mlndy Horowitz, Advertising
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Wayns Pooreboom, Executive Editor                                   Production'. Randoe Bohar, Mlcholto Horowitz, Julio Mark, Elleon Slovln,                 The solution I propose will allow both Alumni Quad
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Moliiisa Wasaarman, Rhonda Woll, Ollica Slalt: Gay Poreas
                      oa     ,35                                                                                                                                                                                              l a w * Editor
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Mark Gosnar, Managing Editor

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           ToflKaplowlU                                    Jack Dursctilag, Production Manager
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            students and Wellington students lo gel back from classes
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            promptly. I propose that all students should gel on Ihe first
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            bus that conies. When a Wellington student gels on an
          ""                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Aosoclato News Editors                     Dobbin Judtjo, Dob Proloto                                 Patty Mitchell, Associate Production Manager
                      35 QS 25                                                                                                                                                                                               *SPocls Editor
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Assoclnto ASPQCIS Editor-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       • Dobbio Mlllman
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          MotjunG. Taylor, Gall Marrell                Chlel Typesetler                                                   Cathie Ryan
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Alumni bus he/she should lake this bus down lo Draper
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Verllcal Camera                                                      BUI Bonllla
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            hall on Washington Ave. When the next Wellington bus
         StnoJf                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Sound Editor                                         Robert Sctinoldar
        St'otthi      "bO 30 ?A                                                                                                                                                                                                  Vision Editor
                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Spoils Editor
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Llsunno Sokolownkl
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       D'Adomo, Mlckoy Frank, Joanna Gllttornlaovo, Elizabeth Hoyman, Glnny
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           conies il will be fairly empty, because lire Alumni students
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           will have disembarked already. Thus the Wellington
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Associate Sports Editor                                More Schwarz                   Huhur, Mary Allco Llpka, Mark Wallar
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           siudenis can continue their trip downtown.
        '.r     |hj           fo   •lo                                                                                                                                                                                       Editorial Pages Editor
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Nancy Diodorlka, David L.L Luskin
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hammond                 Entire contonls copyright           1QQ3 Albany Student Press Corporation, all
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               1 would just like to add at this lime that bus prospects
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       rights reserved.                                                                    look bleak al best for next year's proposed SUNY budget!
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            'Editorial Assistants: Bob Gnrdlnlor, Anthony Sllbor, Mark Lovlno, Wlie Sar-
                              0                                                                                                                                                                                              rice and Evonts Editor Holdl Gialla, Stall writers: Glna Abend, Suzanno
                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Abula, Amay Adams, Bill Browstur, Both Brlnsor, Kun Cantor, Trocoy Car-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The Albany Student Prusa Is publlshod Tuesdays and Fridays bnlween
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       August nnd Juno by tho Albany Sludonl Preas Corporation, an Indopundonl
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          There are possible massive cutbacks in bus service, accom-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           panied by die initiation of a bus fee at possibly 30 dollars
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       not'for-protlt corporation.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                             nlchael, Andrew Carroll, Andy Clarko, Nancy Crowfoot, HuborlKonnoth                                                                                                           per semester. This is the time for all SUNY bus users lo
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Editorials aro wrltion by tiro Editor In Chief with mombers ol tho Editorial
                      19 (8                                         Y                                                                                                                                                       Dlckoy, OKI Fluchor, Stavo Fox, Barry Gotlnor, Steva Gossot, Charles M.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Board; policy IB subject to review by the Editorial Board. Advertising policy      band together with all SUNY students lo fight all the
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                                                                                                                                                        «" * •                                                              3roone, Leo GroonBtoln, Andy Horowitz, Tom Kacandoa, Amy Kllgua, Donlse
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Knight, lllso Lovlno, Donna MacMlllan, CrolQ Marks, Honor! Martlnlano, David               doos not nacoBsarlly rellect editorial policy.                                     ridiculous budget proposals. Look for information in Ihe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Mlchaelaon, llan Nissan, Laura NUSB, Matt Nichols, Bob O'Brlan, Rob O'Con-                                                   Mailing addroBs:
        Tout                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Albany Student Press, CC 320                              ASP and " T h e Student Voice." I f you want to help, con-
                                                                      M a       has n<n-»                                                                                                                                   nor, Carl Palka, Karen Plrozzl, Phil Plvnlck, Linda Qulnn, Liz Rolch, Mark
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1400 Washington Avo.                                  tact Student Association; the matter is urgent!
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            floaalor, Randy Roth, Ellen SanlaBloro, Lynno Slegol, Alan Somkln, Metln
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            UIUQ, Mark Wtlgard, Adam Wilk, 8p«1rum and Evanls Editors: Ronl GlnabBrcj,                                                  Albany, NY 12222
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ken Dornbaum
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                MARCH 4, 1983 D ALBANY STUDENT'PRESS -f-f
1 Q ALBANY STUDENT PRESS a MARCH 4, 1983                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Dear Do'fJriS                                     ~      Johnson Halt:                            Friends worrying you get high too'

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ken, A l e x , A l l a n , b a z o o k a c a l l s ,     Thanks to all of you. Our Purple         much? Try Support Group.
                                                                                                                                                                       aftifel                                   wAventeC^                                                 vaseline, b a n a n a , Ice cubes, falng,                Passion Party was a great success.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           & J i m m y . H a p p y Birthday, ex-                    Pete—you did a fanfaBtlc job dee-        Stacy,

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Jane (Hlldaguard)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   laylng. We're proud to be RAS In
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hershey's and San Francisco,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Chloe and Halston, a cup of tea, my
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             loollngs In a smile.
                                                                                                                                                       freelance photographer's portfolio.                meeting will be held on Tuesday,                                                                                         Bon:                                                                     Love,
                                                                                                          Bartenders—Northeast Bartenders.             Some semi-nude shots. Amateurs                     March 8 at 11:30 a.m. (CC                                      I m e a n It w h e n I say t h e s e have b e e n         Thanx for a great weekend. I hope                                      Tomes
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              MARCH 4, 1983 II ALBANY STUDENT PRESS J 3
                                                                                                                       posters, public service spots and' momentum, the necessary funds
                                                                                                                       promotions on the radio.                 must be allocated, something which       Wharton's budget hearing
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Medical School Openings
'/ Loire NY' campaign a success                                                                                           The campaign also Implemented year.
                                                                                                                       seasonal festivals which focused on
                                                                                                                                                                is getting more difficult each
                                                                                                                                                                                                          Front Page                              retentions, SUNY would still lose         stale and SUNY system, or whether
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Immediate Openings Available In Foreign Medical School.
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                                                                                                                       a particular area- of the state.                                                   crccntagc or their education than       approximately 2000 positions, and         It should be r"garded as the first        ALSO AVAILABLE FOR DENTAL & VETERINARY SCHOOL
        By Caryn Miske
                                      Commerce, pointed out the realities
                                      of this glamorous campaign at
                                                                             times higher than the U.S. total.
                                                                             However, the campaign for New
                                                                                                                       Celebrities donated their time to
                                                                                                                       make commercials for these
                                                                                                                                                                ECACs tonight                            hey have in the past ten years.
                                                                                                                                                                                                           Wharton suggested that a utilities
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "position reductions of this
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  magnitude must result in the cur-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            step in preparation of future cuts
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            and a permanent dismantling of Ihe       |< LOANS AVAILABLE • INTERVIEWS BEGINNING IMMEDIATELY
                                                                             York City proved to be more                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       For further details and/or appointment callL    ,
   In the midst of the 1976 crisis, a Tuesday's gathering. " A great         challenging, Rotman said.
                                                                                                                       festivals, since, Rotman pointed -«Back Page                                       nd savings program and a rcduc-         lailmcnt of academic programs,            State University.
campaign was launched to help amount of research must be done in                                                       out, it has been proven that              Danes received a bid to the ECAC        lon in building repairs and equip-       student services, research activities                                                            Dr. Manley (716)832-0763/882-2803
                                                                                 People associated New York City
New Yorkers feel good about order to produce the wonderful                                                             "famous faces sell." Also, in order       t o u r n a m e n t also hosted by        cnl replacement could be potcn-        and public service endeavors on                Wharlon said that Governor                                                                   '    i
                                                                             with high costs, confusion and
themselves and what their state has commercials you see on T.V.," said                                                 to fill empty seats, the, major           Hamilton and, after defeating the       lal sources of revenues extensive        SUNY campuses."                            Mario Cuomo assured him that Ihe
                                                                             crime, lie pointed out. For many
to offer. Three years and $23 Rotman. On the basis of solid                                                            airlines would use the "I Love             Lakers, went on to lose to their        osition reductions.                        In preparing his financial recom-       "Executive Chamber looks toward
                                                                             tourists, the negatives overwhelmed
million later the impact of this cam- research, it was discovered that the                                             N.Y." commmcrclals, tacking their         hosts In the championship game.           The above proposals would              mendations for Ihe board of                lo u brighter economic future," and
                                                                              the positive. In order to attract
paign was phenomenal; travel two favorite attractions were the                                                         name on the end. This not only                It will be the final competition     reserve about 1200 positions, but       trustees' approval, the chancellor         Ihal he was "ittosl anxious lo have
                                                                              tourists, the campaign concentrated
revenues of $170.1 million has been great outdoors of upstate New York                                                 benefited the airlines, who get an         for seniors John Dieckclman and        he board of trustees are sllll look-     said lie first needed lo consider a        us not lake any acilon which would
                                                                              on the magnetism of Broadw'uy.
directly attributed to this program. and New York City, home of the                                                     edge on the competition, but it also Mike Gatto. Both co-captains will           ng for an additional $10 million to      question upon which Ihe fiscal plan        permanently dismantle the universi-
                                                                              This proved to be a very successful
In addition, resultant tourism theatre district and numerous                                                            Is free publicity for the State. In ad- be graduating this term.                  ccp more faculty and staff,             is hugely dependent: whether ihe           ty." However, us Ihe chancellor
                                                                              campnign technique, sine New York
created 540,000 jobs within four restaurants, museums and shops.                                                        dition, vacation packages which in-          "I think that they (Albany Slate)   lowcver, Wharton explained that          plan should be reflective of a tem-        pointed out, huge reductions in
                                                                              has the highest increase In trips (6.3
years. The "I Love New York'' By accentuating and marketing the                                                         clude brochures, transportation, ac- arc looking forward to it," Sauers          veil after these proposed position       porary fiscal problem facing the           faculty and staff (like those propos-
                                                                              million) of any state.
campaign had paid for itself positive aspects of New York, top-                                                        commodations, and even theatre concluded. "Naturally, we looked                                                                                                       ed in Ihe budget) even on a tem-
                                                                                 When Ihe "I Love New York"
already, surpassing expectations by of-mlnd awareness (i.e., the first                                                  tickets arc provided for the conve-                                                                                                                                  porary basis, have a "debilitating
a tremendous increase in commerce place that comes to mind when you
                                                                              first began, five million dollars was
                                                                              spent on advertising, in the form of
                                                                                                                        nience of the tourist.
                                                                                                                                                                  forward to getting Into the NCAAs,
                                                                                                                                                                  but we didn't. At least this tourna-
                                                                                                                                                                                                           ulture and political dispute                                                      effect" upon an academic Institu-
awareness.                            think of vacation) doubled since the                                                                                                                                                                                                                   tion and cited (lint "an academic
                                                                              six weeks of Intense and concen-                                                    ment eases some of the pain."
                                      onset of the campaign, according to                                                                                                                                 Front Page                              activities of the ASA. Kttycd              deportment of excellence lakes 15 lo
   Campaign director Bernard Rot-                                                                                           Each year, New York State has            All ECAC tournament action can
                                      Rotman. In fact, advertising            trated T.V. commercials. These                                                                                             l / A , ASA and World Week pre-          agreed, saying Ihal he suspects ihe        20 years lo build, bin can be easily
 man explained the economic impact                                                                                       decreased its share of promotional be heard over 91 FM beginning
                                      awareness for New York Slate rose       commercials were taken nation-                                                                                             sent will iilleiupl lo outline the led   KZA of removing poslers from               destroyed in one year," According
 of "he "1 Love New York" cam-                                                                                           spending for the campaign. Track- tonight at 5:55 pm with Phil Piv-
                                      to 66 percent of people surveyed,        wide, but only in the prime                                                                                               lugs of all groups involved and          campus bultcttn boards which have          lo ihe testimony, aflci Ihe gover-
 paign through an audio-visual                                                                                           ing studies have proven that the "I nick and Howard Strudlcr. Only a
                                      Ihe highest of any U.S. or Canadian      coverage areas, that is, areas which                                                                                      conic to a solution satisfactory lo      been put up lo advertise Arub              nor's assurance ihal this year's cuts
 presentation during the first                                                                                           Love New York" program is very tournament championship game
                                      destination matched only by              had a high percentage of possible                                                                                                                                  events, such as aucsi speakers. Sad        would be on a temporary basis, t lie
 meeting of SUNYA's new Forum                                                                                            profitable, yet inflation and budget will be held; there will be no con-              Until Ihal meeting, however, he
                                      Florida.                                 tourists. Without these commercials                                                                                                                                also tell Ihal some ol' I he editors of    chancellor concluded thai his
 for Economic Awareness nnd                                                                                              cuts will have a drastic impact on solation match. That championship            refuses to speculate on whether any
                                         The campaign wns then split into      the program would not have suc-                                                                                                                                    The ASP icl'lcci a pro-Jewish slant        recommendation to the board
 Pbllcy(FEAP)! David Visoky, the                                                                                        the campaign. If the State wants to game is scheduled for Suturday               group was in the wrong, or whether
                                                                               ceeded, Rotman said.                                                                                                                                                                                          would nol include such extreme and
 president of FEAP, sulci, "the pur- two parts, Rotman explained. The                                                    maintain the program's present afternoon at 2:00 pm.                       U    there will be any disciplinary action    ill ihe paper,       "Some of Ihe
 pose of the organization Is to pre- campaign for upstate New York                                                                                                                                       against the person who removed ihe       editors," lie said, "do nol lake our       pcrmaneni measures as ihe closing
                                                                               However, during the rest of the                                                                                                                                                                               of a campus.
 sent economic ideas for the general targeted what people already            year the commercials were sup-                                                                                              poster, He added that no one, out-       poini of view."
 public to understand more fully."    wanted outdoor recreation. Travel                                                                                                                                  side of ihe KZA leadership, has                                                         At the conclusion ol ihe hearing,
    Rotman, a representative of the. to upstate New York increased by
 New York Stale Department of an astounding U percent, three
                                                                             plemented by public relations,
                                                                             which included press releases,                    Keep fighting the hike!                                                   been lold the name of the person
                                                                                                                                                                                                         who removed the posler.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Mones says thai Ihe poster will he
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  handed over to the the University
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Chairman ol the Assembly Ways
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             and Means Commlllce, Arthur
                                                                                                                                                                                                             I'ogue also pointed out ihal iliis   by Friday, March 4, lie says thai         .Kreiucr, assured Wharlon iliai his
                                                                                                                                                                                                         is the first time there have been any    Ihe KZA is wilting lo give up Ihe           financial plan would be seriously
                                                                                                                                                                                                         problems of this nature in World         postci because "we recognize ihe           considered by I lie Legislature and
                                                                                                                                                                                                         Week events.                             university as the ultimate authority       Ihal mine 1 linn any olliei institu-
                                                                                                                                I'm acelng anthropological concepts,                                                                              on campus," He says Ihal Ihe               tion's hudgclaiy problems, Ihe one
                                                                                                                                making the all-star conference basket-                                       ASA member Jassm Khalof said,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  university will not permit the posler      laced by SUNY disturbed him Ihe
                                                                                                                                      ball team, I have a new sportscar                                  "Yes, of course we would put Ihe
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             most. The legislature's deadline for
                                                                                                                                            and my mother lust made                                      posler buck up," if il was returned,     lo be displayed again, once il has
                                                                                                                                               the best-dressed list.                                                                             been     surrendered        by the         ihe release of ihe amended budget is
                                                                                                                                                                                                         llui Kuyed added that the ASA
                                                                                                                                                 Why am I not                                                                                     KZA.Mones says thai KZA is only            April 1.
                                                                                                                                                                                                         would follow all university direc-
                                                                                                                                                  scoring with                                           tives regarding the posler.              going lo return the poster because
                                                                                                                                                 \ lady-type                                                                                      of Ihe assurance fiom I'ogue thai lie
                                                                                                                                                                                                             Majed Sad, said he fell Ihal the
                                                                                                                                                                                                         incident was characteristic of
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  has received who said Ihal il will not     John Zogby
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  be displayed again.                 I I
                                                                                                                                                                                                         repeated RZA interference in the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Dr. Animal Shuuima, who is on
                                                                                                                                                          Do you have
                                                                                                                                                         Rumple Mime
                                                                                                                                                                                                         Korean cultural conflict                                                            Ihe stall' at Berblr Hospital in
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Beirut was supposed lo speak along
                                                                                                                                                               in your                                                                            divided." Adding that "what we             with Zogby, bin was unable lo at-
                                                                                                                                                           freezer?                                       +7
                                                                                                                                                                                                         doing these jobs, ruining our eyes       (Koreans) wanl lobe able to do is lo       tend, However, Shumiuu appeared
                                                                                                                                                                                                         and punching holes in our fingers        live normal lives. We don't want           in ihe film and said ihal the
                                                                                                                                                                                                         making things for oilier people?"        our children and yours lo be               hospitals' 51) percent mortality rate
                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hut questions that appeared lo       fighting each other in another             is mainly due lo the lack of blood
                                                                                                                                                                                                         Impress Easter more were those           war."                                      for Ihe patients, and the fact that,
                                                                                                                                                                                                         from Korean women challenging               The woman explained, Easier             "most patients come in bits and
                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ihe continued presence of U.S. cor-      said, ahoul tear gas and tanks being       pieces, severely mutilated." She
                                                                                                                                                                                                         porations and troops in their land.      used against Koreans, Ihal she             saitl thai hospilals ami schools were
                                                                                                                                                                                                             A Korean acquaintance told           "didn't feel very comfortable"             continuously bombed, icsulting in
                                                                                                                                      Imported by WM Elliott Co. Sole U.S. Agent,                        Easier, she related, "1 think It's       about it coining from the U.S. "1          many victims being "double vic-
                                                                                                                                   New Britain. CT, USA. 100 Prool Peppermint Schnaaps.'                                                          didn't feel very comfortable about         tims," patients who were in Ihe
                                                                                                                                                Enjoy in moderation.                                     time for you to think about the
                                                                                                                                                                                                         •I0,(XX) troops there, keeping Korea     ii, either," Easter admitted.              hospital healing when Ihe hospital
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             was bombed, le-injuring them fur-
                                                                                                                                                                                                            piease                    please                       Please                       The film and speaker were spon-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             sored by ihe Arab Slndeiu Associa-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             tion in conjunction with ihe Capitol
                                                                                                                                    Operations Meeting                                                        do not forget to fight the hikes                                               District Commlllce for Palestinian

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\               BEAN BURRITO                                             The NCAA tourney needs change                                                                                              Pivnick and Strudler: The voices of the Danes
                 NOW THRU EASTER S O H U
                                                                                                                                    MIDEAST: Washington St., St. John's, Oklahoma,                                                                                                                                                                                            trouble. You just have to let It
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               them off the air. That was pretty            four years of working together,         broadcast is talking. The listener
                                                                                                                                    Murray St., Louisville, Kentucky, Indiana, Illinois St.

                                                                                           By Birf Fischer                                                                                                 By Marc Schwarz                                                                                                                                                    flow," Strudlcr explained. "Phil is
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               funny," Plvnlck added.                       they know when to speak and when        must be constantly aware of what Is
                                                                                                                                        midwest; SW Louisiana, Texas El Paso, North                       ASSOCIATE SPORTS EDITOR
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              a master of just rambling o n . "
                                                                          A week from this Sunday, the field for the NCAA                                                                                                                         "I also had a great play-by-play          to let Ihe other person talk. The key   going on, especially on radio when
                                                                                                                                    Carolina, Missouri, Iowa, Houston, Boston College.                                                                                                                                                                                           More than just broadcasting the
                                                                        basketball tournament will be selected. For a number                                                                           For four years Phil Pivnick and         that game. They had a guy about              to a good broadcast is timing, ac-      there arc no pictures to tell the story
                                                                                                                                    WEST: UNLV, UCLA, St. Peter's, NC State, Mon-                                                                                                                                                   for the announcer. "It's hard for         Great Dane games, Strudler and
                                                                        of reasons, the once-select field has been gradually in-                                                                   Howard Strudler have been the               6'8" with glasses. He looked like he         cording to Strudlcr.
                                                                                                                                    tana, Memphis St. Mississippi, Georgetown.
                                     EG PBJCE 90*'                      creased to where it is now 52 teams, and that is too
                                                                                                                                         In this setup, no conference may have more than
                                                                                                                                                                                                   voices of the Oreat Danes. This
                                                                                                                                                                                                   weekend will mark the final broad-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               had a calculator on the side of his
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               shorts. He made the most awkward
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               " T h a t a n d experience. I        me to keep my emotions and tell the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    listner what's going o n , " Pivnick
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Pivnick have traveled with the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              teams. They know the players and
                                                                        high a number. For the NCAA tournament to truly be                                                                                                                                                                  remember before a game, when Phil
                   4385946         _           __     „.                a national championship, no more than 32 (cams
                                                                                                                                    four representatives. Also, some teams have been mov-          casts of the pair as they travel with       move to the basket and for no                and I used to do them during            commented. "It's my job to keep           the coaches, particularly the basket-
                  OPEN DAILY       T a c o PffOttfeO                                                                                ed out of their geographic regions to help achcivc more        the basketball team to Clinton,             reason I go, he drives from the line         freshman and sophomore year, we         the listener Informed. I don't            ball team.
                                                                        should be involved.
              10:30 AM-11:00 PM        ~"~~~~~~~                                                                                    well-balanced rcglonals.                                       N.Y. for the ECAC Tournament                to the lane... ohl what a gawk. I            used to write out what we were go-      always keep my cool out there, but I          "One of the best things about do-
                                                                                                                                         You probably noticed that only one independent,           from Hamilton College.                      just blasted it out, I don't know                                                    do try. It's hard."                       ing the broadcast is the friendships
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            ing to say on Ihe air. We don't do
                                                                                                                                    SW Louisiana, made the list. This is because I give                For four years they have                why, but I did," he said.                                                               "Once you start thinking about         with the team. We appreciate what
                                         1248 Western Aro.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  that anymore because we know the
                                              Albany                                                                                teams in a conference the benefit or the doubt as it Is        delivered over the airways of                  Most of the time though, the                                                      what you are going to say, that's         they do for us as far as performing
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            basic format now," Strudlcr said.
                                         IACROSS rnorfSUNYAI                                                                         much harder, in my opinion, for them to achieve an            WCDB the play by play of Albany             broadcasts ran smoothly. After                                                       when you start getting yourself in        on the court and they appreciate us.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              The most important element to a
                                                                                                                                     outstanding record.                                           football and basketball games to                                                                                                                                           We feel welcome all the time and
                                                                                                                                                                                                   the university community. They                                                                                                                                             that's what makes it all the more en-
                                                                                                                                          Actually, the NCAA will probably hcver to back to
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              joyable," Pivnick said.
                                                                                                                                     32 teams. In fact, they will probably expand, and ex-         have described the wins and the
                                                                                                                                     pand, and expand until 256 Division I teams arc In-           losses, the highs and the lows. Divi-                                                                                                                                         "One thing that particularly
                                                                                                                                     cluded. Where there's money available, there's change         sion III sports have been an intrcgal                                                                                                                                      sticks out about the classiness of
                                                                                                                                     possible.                                                     part of their college careers.                                                                                                                                             the people is after the team lost two
             JEAN PAUL COIFFURES                                           No matter how many teams arc involved, there will              What the NCAA is doing is ruining a good thing,              After more than 50 basketball                                                                                                                                          years ago in the final game of the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              East regional to Potsdam in Ihe
                                                                        always be griping after the selections arc made. On the     their game is better, more popular that the NBA, but           and 20 football broadcasts
                                                                                                                                                                                                   together, the duo looked back on                                                                                                                                           NCAAs, we went down to the
                                                                        14th, the fifty-third to fifty-eighth teams will com-       every change that they make brings the college game
               "LE SALON FRANCAIS"                                      plain, saying that they deserved to participate, just as     closer to that of the pros. Witness the 'shot clock?           four years of memories and ex-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              locker room. The locker room was
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              really down, but I won't forget Pete
    d'p                                                                 the Bradley Braves and UTEP Miners did last season.
                                                                        A contributing factor to the controversy is that a large
                                                                        number of automatic berths arc given out to con-
                                                                                                                                     three-point goal, and the reliance on television and its
                                                                                                                                     money. The college playoffs should be a select group
                                                                                                                                     so that the regular season means something, and
                                                                                                                                                                                                   periences. Pivnick and Strudler
                                                                                                                                                                                                   both did their first broadcast in the
                                                                                                                                                                                                   spring of their freshman year,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Stanish coming up lo me and saying
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              thanks a lot Tor covering Ihe learn,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              wc really appreciate it. That really
                                                                        ference tournament winners, and some of these win-            believe me, with every passing year, its significance         doing basketball games. "Original-
         •With this ad and Student I.D. receive a 15%                                                                                                                                               ly it was a small thing, just trying to
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               stuck out for me," Strudler said.
                                                                        ners arc of less than championship caliber, which, in         lessens, and that is bad.
         discount on all retail products and $5.00 off                  turrl, cuts out a number of deserving teams.                      In this year's 52-lcnnv tournament, it looks as if the   see what CDB was all about and it                                                                                                         Strudlcr and Plvnlk have had lo
                                                                                                                                                                                                   turned into something much                                                                                                             deal with Ihe coaches as well; foot-
         on all salon services.'                                           My proposal is to make the March extravaganza a            Dig East, SEC, Big 10 and ACC may all have five                                                                                                                                                     ball coach Bob Ford and basketball
                                                                        32-icam affair, with the champion winning five games          teams involved, depending on how many upsets occur           bigger," Strudler said.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          coach Dick Saucrs.
                                                                         for the title. It was like this not too many years ago,      in the conference tournaments. Also waiting in the              The first game they did together                                                                                                       "They arc two real class young
                                                                        but the thirst for money, together with the increasing        wings are the aforementioned independents, who must          is one they might like to forget. "It
         'Except with stylist: Jean C. Paul & Marsha                     power of the coaches' lobby, have increased the field
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          guys. I jusl think they do a fine job
                                                                                                                                      hold their breaths for a bid.                                was up in Cortland our freshman                                                                                                        of reporting college sports on a col-
                                                                        SO that coaches' jobs will be a little more'secure as             This year's 52 teams is four more than last season.      year, Phil and I were into profes-                                                                                                     lege campus," Ford said.
                                                                         more of ilicm reach the NCAA playoffs, und their             An additional preliminary round lias been added so           sional wrestling and a guy on the                                                                                                         "They've done just a great job.
                       BIENVENUE                                         schools reap the financial harvest. In the process, they      that eight teams will pluy for Ihe final four spots. Il     other team, his name was Bob                                                                                                           They are loyal fans. While I've
                                                                         arc beginning the tarnish the brilliance of the event.        will take these teams seven wins to lake the national ti-   Patch, he had long stringy hair and                                                                                                    never heard them do a broadcast,
                                                                            In my 32-lcum tournament, there would be no                tle, iwo more wins than the twenty-four seeded teams        all of a sudden Phil called him Ihe                                                                                                    I've head nothing but favorable
              CHRIS, DAVID, AND JEAN CLAUDE                              automatic bids. This way, you come closer to getting          need.                                                       Ken Patera-look-alike and after                                                                                                        comments about the way they prc-
                                                                         the best 32 teams in the country, which is the ultimate           Next week we'll look at those conference tour-          thai wc went back and forth talking                                                                                                    seni the game," Saucrs commented.
                                                                   I     goal. If I were putting together a tournament for this                                                                    about professional wrestling for the
                                                                                                                                       naments, and the week after it's the NCAA bash,                                                                                                                                                       For Pivnick one of his mosl em-
        F R E E PARKING IN T H E WELLINGTON G A R A G E           i      season, I would do it like this:                              while all ends April 4 in Alberquerque.                 Q   next five minutes," Strudlcr said.                                                                                                     barrassing moments as a Dane an-
         ON Howard Street-even w h e n 'TuU" sign is u p .                EAST: Virginia, Virginia Commonwealth, Villanova,                                                                           "We were on Ihe floor laughing                                                                                                       nouncer occured with Saucrs.
                                                                                                                                           Biff Fischer Is an associate coach of the Albany                                                                                                                               ALAN CA1T.M UPS
                                                                         Texas Christian, Rutgers, Ohio St, Tennessee Arkan-                                                                       und s p o r t s d i r e c t o r Bruce                                                                                                     "Last year wc killed Platlsburgh
                            142 Stole Street                      |                                                                    Stale men's basketball team as well as a staff writer of
                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sehinehaus is on Ihe phone with Ihe Phil Pivnick Interviews Mike Gatto alter Ihe Danes' final home game against Ithaca. Plvnlck and in Pluilsuurgh, I mean we an-
                           Albany, New York                                                                                             the ASP.                                                                                         Howard Strudler have been the voices of the Great Danes for lour years.
                                                                                                                                                                                                   engineer saying shut them up, gel                                                                                                                                       14*-
    I                       By Appointment                                J. V. Danes enjoy a winning season
                                                                                                                   shot possible. But I saw wc had the   season. "Wc didn't let the other
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                                                                         rolled off 10 consecutive victories       outside shooters, so I gave them the  leam's point guard penetrate. We                         AN EVENING IN MANHATTAN
                                                                                                                   freedom      to s h o o t , "   said  look away their first pass which is a
                                                                         before losing Tuesday night.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                     AT NEW YORK CITY'S
             BOtaJOWNC * 2                                                  "It look a while for us to get used
                                                                         to each other. We all came from

                                                                                                                      The Danes averaged 74.9 points a
                                                                                                                                                         very I m p o r t a n t o n e , " said
                                                                                                                                                           The rebounding was also strong                             HOTTEST NITE SPOT                                                                                                 INTERNATIONAL STUDENT ASSOCIATION                            SMiNH)

                                                                         different parts of the state and we
                                                                         had to learn how to play as a             game as a team while only allowing throughout the year, led by Ottati.
                                                                         team," said Albany 6'4" center            66.5. Ottati led a balanced scoring "When we needed a rebound, wc
                                                                         Mike Ottati.                              attack averaging 12.4 points a knew we could depend on him,"
                                                                             "We were really disappointed          game. Jones followed with an 11.4 said Cavanaugh.

                                                                         getting off to a slow start," said
                                                                          Hurley. "But we knew we would
                                                                          turn it around because we had the
                                                                          talent. We put a lot of hard work in
                                                                          during practice and we knew it
                                                                                                                   average, and Hurley was the third
                                                                                                                   Dane to average in double figures
                                                                                                                   with a 10.2 average.
                                                                                                                                                            Ottati leads a host of J.V. Danes
                                                                                                                                                         who have a chance to make the var-
                                                                                                                      Kauppila, who Cavanaugh called sity team next year. "We put the
                                                                                                                   the team's most consistent player, guys who arc serious about playing                                                                                                                                            *****************************

                                                                          would pay off."                          score 9.2 a game. Gcier came off on the off-season weight program. 1
                • MORE FUN
                •k MORE VARIETY „ _ ^ _ _ _ ^ ^ _ ^ ^ ^ _                    "Everybody pulled together dur-       the bench to pour in 8.5 a game and think there's a possibility of 4 or 5
                                                                                                                   guard Doug Kilmer hit for 6.8 a guys making the varsity team next
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            INTERNATIONAL CONCERT
                                                                          ing the streak," added Jones. "We
                * MORE GOOD MOVIE ENTERTAINMENT!                                                                   game. Kilmer was only able to play year," said Cavanaugh.                                                                                                                                                        *****************************
                                                                          got used to playing with each other
                                                                                                                                                            A first year coach, Cavanaugh                                                                        110 East 14th Street
              EXPANDED TO SERVE YOU BETTER                                and the victories started coming."       in 12 games all year due to injuries.
                                                                             The Danes got off to a slow start      He missed the entire first semester concluded "1 was fortunate because
                                                                           offensively this year. The guards        with torn cartilage in his knee, and of the kids 1 had to work with. We                                      Saturday, March 12, 1983
              2 Academy Award Nominations                                  weren't taking the open outside          lost weekend he separated his had kids who gave 100 percent and
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Buses leave the Circle at 5:30 pm
                                                                           shots when they had them, but they       shoulder while playing in a pickup they did what they were told. It                                                                                                                                                 " NITE OF INTERNATIONAL FESTIVAL "
                    Best Actress JESSICA LANGE I                                                                    game.                                 makes it very easy for a coach. I                                           Buses leave the Palace at 3:00 am
                                                                           were only following the coaches
              Best Supporting Actress K I M STANLEY I                      orders. "Being it was my first year         Albany's defense was also a main hope the teams I have in the future
                                                                                                                    contributor to their success this work as hard as this group."            •
                                                                           coaching, I wanted to get the best
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                                                                          Doc walked over. 1 stuck out my
                             JOAN COLLINS                                 hand to congratulale him; he had a        the friends they have made.
                                                                                                                     "Something that made il all fun
                                                                          soda in his right hand and when he                                                          The ECAC
                                                                          went lo put il in his left hand to        is the comradie between the Albany
                                                                                                                     media people. It started with Paul               Tournament                                                    Tickets can be purchased on
                                                                          shake my hand, he spilled the soda                                                                                                                                                                                                                                T I C K E T S W I L L BE S O L D A T CC 3 4 4
                                                                                                                    Schwartz (former ASP Sports                 Tonight the Danes take                        Friday March 4th from 9 to 5           Saturday and Sunday (March 5 & 6)
                                                                          all over his suit. I was in horror. He
                                                                                                                    Editor) and goes all the way clown          on       Rochester        in                  in the Campus Center Lobby                 In Room 1404, State Tower                                                           AND C A M P U S C E N T E R LOBBY ON
                                                                          gave me one of those looks he
                                                                          usually reserves for officials or an       lo Marc Haspcl (ASP Sporls                           Hamilton.                                                                                                                                                                       MARCH 2 , 3 ® 4 .
                                                                          Albany player who made a bad               Editor). Wc travel together and            The action can be heard on                                                     For tickets or Info, call:
                                                                                                                     have a great time," Strudlcr said.                                                                                                                                                                                              FOR M O R E INFO, CALL
                                                                          play," he said.                                                                        'Jlr-'M beginning nl 6 p.m.                                                       Suzy: 457-4738
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                                                                                                                       Plvnlck and Strudlcr can be                                                                                      Mtglc Moments Protfucffottf
                     AiA^TOWNC m                                           Stale. "Someone called me for
                                                                           directions to Potsdam the oilier          heard tonight tti 6:00 p.m. as Ihe
                                                                                                                     Danes lake on the University of
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                L A T H A M - 1 Mile No. Traffic Circle (Rt.fl)
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                                                                           day," Pivnicksaid, "it's 87 to 73 to
                                                                           86 to 3 to 56. Who the hell is going      Rochester Yellow Jackets.       I I                                                                                                                                                               ^                                                                                    Jt
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Danes meet Rochester in the ECACs tonight                                                                                                                                                             VOLUME                     L X X                                                                                                                             NUMBER                       11

                                                                                                                                         Other double figure scorers on this well-
             By Marc Haspel                                                                                                              balanced team include Bob Klely with 12.8
                SPORTS EDITOR

   The Albany State Great Danes may not
have received an invitation to this year's
                                                                                                                                          points per game, Larry Kollath with 11.0
                                                                                                                                         and Mark Burnham with 10.8.
                                                                                                                                             A tribute to Hamilton's well rounded at-
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Bomb scare disrupts NYPIRG 10th anniversary
                                                                                                                                          tack is that by season's end seven players
NCAA Division III tournament, but the                                                                                                     figure to have scored 200 or more points
purple and white will see plenty of action
this weekend. The Danes arc headed to
                                                                                                                                          this year.
                                                                                                                                              Before the Danes can begin to set their
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Nader praises                                                                                                                                        Students forced
Clinton, New Vork to participate in the an-
nual ECAC tournament featuring host
Hamilton College, Oswego of the
                                                                                                                                          sights on the Continentals, they will first
                                                                                                                                          have to contend with the Unviersity of
                                                                                                                                          Rochester Yellow Jackets. An independent
                                                                                                                                                                                                  organization                                                                                                                                         to evacuate the
SUNYAC-Wcsl division and Albany's first
round oppocncnt tonight, the University of
                                                                                                                                          team, the Yellow Jackets sport a record of
                                                                                                                                           14-10 including two losses to NCAA East                on its goals and                                                                                                                                     Campus Center
                                                                                                                                           Regional participant Union College and
   Because of Its affiliation with the New
England Small College Athletic Con-
                                                                                                                                          one loss to Hamilton. The post-season clash
                                                                                                                                           with Albany will be the first meeting ever
                                                                                                                                                                                                  achievements                                                                                                                                         following calls
ference, a conference which prohibits Its                                                                                                  between the two teams.
members to participate In post-season play                                                                                                    The Yellow Jackets also have a well-
lasting longer than one week, Hamilton in                                                                                                                                                                     By Anthony Silber                                                                                                                                       lly (Sinn Abend
                                                                                                                                           rounded scoring club. Four of five starters                         EDITORIAL   ASSISTANT                                                                                                                                     SIMI   WRIIIH
ineligible to take part in the NCAA Divi-                                                                                                  average in double figures. Rochester is led
sion III tournament also beginning tonight.                                                                                                by a quick guard in 5'9" sophomore Greg                   Calling NYPIRG the most powerful stu-                                                                                                                 Three bomb threats directed toward
However, the Continentals' credentials fare                                                                                                Blue. He is the Yellow Jacket's leading                dent organization in the country, consumer                                                                                                            NYPIRG were received by the Campus
with the best in Division III. The                                                                                                         scorer with an average of 15 points per                 advocate Ralph Nader discussed the issues,                                                                                                           Center within one hour dining the organiza-
powerhouse from central New York bears a                                                                                                   game. The other starting guard is 5'9"                  agenda, accomplishments and philosophy                                                                                                               tion's parly in ihe Campus Center Ballroom
21-3 record, a third place ranking in the                                                                                                  Terry Fitzpatrlck, who is averaging 12                  behind the organization in its lenth annual                                                                                                          Saturday night, according to University
Division III national polls and a first place                                                                                              points per game.                                        Anniversary Conference at Albany this                                                                                                                Police l.l. Cms Polli,
ranking among Division HI teams in the                                                                                                        "We'll be a little bigger at the guards, but        weekend.                                                                                                                                                 According to Polli, the police received u
state.                                                                                                                                     they'll be quicker," said Albany State head               Nader received a tumultuous welcome                                                                                                                fourth lineal directed at the police station
   "We've come to play every night," said                                                                                                  basketball coach Dick Saucrs.                          from NYPIRG members amassed ill LC 7                                                                                                                  within Ihe same hour.
Hamilton basketball coach Tom Murphy.                                                                                                         Senior Don DeGolyer fills the lane with a           Saturday. Asked whether NYPIRG is "ten                                                                                                                   At IO;45 p.m. two phone calls were made
"We knew before the season started that we                                                                                                 6'6" frame at the center position. He is not           years old or old at ten," Nader replied,                                                                                                              to Ihe Information desk by an unidentified
would not be able to go to the NCAA.                                                                                                       a big scorer, but figures to be tough                  "Well, NYPIRG looks good. Your agenda is                                                                                                              female caller who emphasized that the bomb
We're not overjoyed about it, but we're                                                                                                    underneath the rim because of his muscle.              looking at the future and you don't pass                                                                                                              was directed at NYPIRG and recommended
always ready to play."                                                                                                                      DeGolyer is flanked by a 6 ' 3 " freshman             many resolutions," he added poking fun at                                                                                                            evacuation, said Campus Center Direelor
  The Continentals, whose fine perfor-                                                                                                      named Joe Augustine at forward and a sw-              government's penchant for useless legisla-                                                                                                            James Docllefcld. The NYPIRG party was
mance this season has earned them a top                                                                                                     ing man, Tom Lowney.                                  tion.                                                                                                                                                 part of the group's 10th Anniversary Con-
seed in this year's tourney, have also                                                                                                                                                               With the assembled crowd enthusiastically                                                                                                          ference said Albany NYPIRG Project Coor-
                                                                                                                                               "I'd like to beat Rochester," Saucrs add-
defeated the Danes in each of the last three                                                                                                                                                      agreeing, Nader asserted, "you have a sirong                                                                                                          dinalor Jane Grcenbcrg. Grccnberg said the
                                                                                                                                            ed, " t o get another crack at Hamilton."
meetings between the two clubs. In mid-                                                                                                                                                           counter-cultural force in ibis corporate socie-                                                                                                       party began ai 9 p.m. and was attended by
                                                                                                                                               The Oswego Lakers are the tournament's
January, Albany was handed a 69-53                                                                                                                                                                ty. They impose their values on us and tell us                                                                                                        approximately 600 people.
                                                                                                                                            fourth seeded team. With a SUNYAC-West
shellacking by the Continentals in                                                                                                                                                               we thought them up." He pointed lo schools,                                                                                                               Police said minutes after the. phone calls, a
                                                                                                                                            regular season of 5-5 and a 15-9 overall                                                                                                                                               ED MARUSSICH UPS
Hamilton, a loss that still looms large in the                                                                                                                                                   claiming that even they are corporate-                                                                                                                 University Police patrol unit arrived at the
                                                                                                                                            mark for the 1982-83 campaign, the Lakers                                                               Consumer advocate Ralph Nader
minds of some Danes.                             H H B H U ^ H H H B H B B                                               ALAN CALEM UPS                                                          oriented. "The business and computer areas                                                                                                            Campus Center. A 15-20 minute search was
                                                                                                                                            round out what appears to be a competitive                                                               'Building and developing a sense of citizen duly is important. "
   "Our first goal was to make the               Mike Qatto will compete In his final game as a Great Dane this weekend In the field.                                                            are booming," he said, "but you have lo                                                                                                               conducted by two policemen nnd a graduate
NCAAs," said Dane Rich Hay, "but it's            ECAC Tournament at Hamilton College.                                                                                                            apologize for being involved in the social          advocate maintained. "People appreciate        "You arc job creators," he maintained.             assistant, Kim Clifford, who was in charge of
                                                                                                                                               "It's a good field," Saucrs said. "You
good in the fact that we will get another                                                                                                                                                        sciences, where you really are educated."           their rights more when they are under          "You must define and expand the idea of            ihe Campus Center building between 5 a.m.
shot at Hamilton."                                tournament 89-74. The Continentals did double figures. Forward Ron Evans sets the can't complain about the quality of the                       Nader added, "Our engineers can build              attack," he said, adding, "you will swarm      citizens' jobs."                                  and 2 a.m.
  The Continentals did make an ap-                manage to avenge the loss by defeating pace in the scoring column with a 14.9 point field."                                                    bridges, but how many can deal with the             over them."                                       Nader urged the audience to take advan-            Al thai time, Gifford decided not to
pearance in University Gym this season as         them by 18 points later in the season.     per game clip. He is followed by an old           For the Danes, tonight's first-round ac-          poisoned water under it?"                                                                                                                            evacuate ihe building because nothing ap-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The lawsuit against NYPIRG was filed by     tage of the communications revolution that
one of four teams in the Great Dane                  Hamilton floors a veteran team con- Dane ncmisis, Charles Robinson with a 13.1 tion will mark the seventh consecutive year                      Reading from a College Republicans              a group of students represented by the Mid-    he says is Hiking place today. "The last one,     peared lo be unusual or suspicious during the
Classic. However, Hamilton fell to the            sisting of four starting seniors. Murphy's average. Robinson missed action in the first that the team has participated in post-                organizational memo concerning the present          Allanlic Legal Foundation and changes thai     in the 20s and 30s," said Nader, "was con-        search.
Scranton Royals, currently the nation's           team has enjoyed well balanced scoring all semester due to academic ineligibility and season tournament play. Last season the                  law suit filed against NYPIRG by a group of        student fees accepted by NYPIRG are being       trolled by the corporations." "Now, you               Following this incident, Polli said, the
number one team, in the first round of that       season long with five players averaging in didn't play until 10 games Into the season.                                              12*-       students with the support of a right-wing          used for "Political and ideological             have the opportunity to control news media,       dispatcher for ihe University Police
                                                                                                                                                                                                 legal fund, Nader urged the defenders of           purposes," and arc therefore unconstitu-        and you might not get another chance for          Emergency Line received a call from a
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      woman claiming there was a bomb at Ihe

J.V. Danes lose final game of a winning year
                                                                                                                                                                                                 NYPIRG lo uphold the principles ill the suit.      tional.                                         generations,"
                                                                                                                                                                                                 "The robot-minded young Republican                    Organization, Nader emphasized, is the          Nader pressed students on the continued         Public Safety building.
                                                                                                                                                                                                 doesn't have lo think at all," he said reading     key. "You can have greal causes," he said,      growlli and development of PIRG. "I believe           "Al 11:40," said Polli, "another call was
                                                                                                                                                                                                 detailed instructions from Hie memo.               " b u t if you d o n ' t have stamina,          in a national PIRG," he said, "but you have       made by a female lo ihe Campus Center. She
                                                                                               questionable officiating by the referees.      ly tic the game at 56 on a layup off an offen-        In t tie memo, said Nader, young                perseverance, determination and committ-        lo be willing lo do it." He encouraged            specified that a bomb would go off in ihe ball
                                                 ed it off the bench all year," remarked
             By Alan Somkin                                                                    "This was the last game of the season for      sive rebound by Bob Hall. Hall connncctcd          Republicans claim PIRGs are a threat to            ment, you will not go anyplace."                students lo realize their power. "You are 12      room ai 12:30." According lo police records,
                 STAFF WRITER                                                                  the refs and they reffed like it was. They     for eight points in the preceding four             democracy, associated with civil disobedience         Deriding corporate-oriented education and    million sirong," he said. "It's time to look ai   Polli arrived at ihe Campus Center with a
                                                   Albany jumped out to a 27-20 lead only
                                                                                               weren't consistent. They called one thing on   minutes to get Albany back from an eight           groups, and affiliated with Marxists. "Take        vocations, Nader told the student activists     students as an important class in society."       patrol unil immediately after the call.
    The Albany State junior varsity basket-      to see HVCC score seven unanswered
                                                                                               one end of the court and missed the same       point deficit, 54-46.                              advantage of lire challenge from these             that they should develop the concept of                                                               Based on advice given lo him by the police
 ball team ended a successful season on a        points to tie the game. The half ended with                                                                                                                                                                                                           Saying that students need to develop a
                                                                                               thing on the other end," said a disgruntled        "Bob is really tough to stop when he           unscrupulous corporate-backed people," the         citizens occupations to a greater extent.
 sour note Tuesday night with a 64-62 loss to    Albany up by one point, 30-29.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I5*                                               16f
                                                                                               Cavanaugh.                                     turns it on, but he doesn't always play with
 Hudson Valley Community College.                  The beginning of the second half was
                                                                                                 The Danes were able to recover and final-    that high intensity level," said Cavanaugh.
    Albany guard Jason Hurley tied the game      marked by good play by the Vikings and
                                                                                                                                                  Albany grabbed their first lead of the se-
 at 62 with 19 seconds left on a jumper from                                                                                                  cond half on two technical foul shots con-
 the top of the key. After inbounding the
 ball, HVCC called timeout (with five
 seconds left) to set up the eventual winning
                                                                                                                                               verted by Brian Kauppila at the 4:18 mark.
                                                                                                                                                  The Danes could not take advantage or
                                                                                                                                               this possible momentum shifter as they let
                                                                                                                                                                                                  UUP evaluates effects of proposed budget cuts
 basket.                                                                                                                                       the Vikings score the next five points, to                                                                             tuition," she added, slating that "the whole idea and pur-     SUNY like ihe Motor Vehicle Department with cms one
     During the timeout, Albany State head                                                                                                                                                                                 By Steve Fox
                                                                                                                                               take a 61-58 lead with 1:20 left. Albany                                      STAFF WRITER                            pose of a public university Is not for Ihe students to pay      year and restorations the next year."
 coach Barry Cavanaugh told his team to                                                                                                        guard J.J. Jones cut the lead to one with                                                                             their own way."                                                   Henry Gcerken, admissions counselor at SUNY-
 show man-to-man defense, and then drop                                                                                                         1:03 remaining on a 17-foot jumper. After              The loss,'of quality education, ihe lack of student access       Both legislators present at the reception seemed to be      Coblcskill attacked Cuomo, saying that the union vole, in-
  back into a 1-3-1 zone. The ball was in-                                                                                                     the Vikings connected on the first half of a         and Ihe irrationality of "paying more for less," because of      supportive of the lobbying effort and of the SUNY system.      cluding thai of UUP, was what goi him elected. Now,
  bounded and passed inside to Viking 6'6"                                                                                                     one-and-onc to take a two-point lead,                Gov. Mario Cuomo's proposed budget cutbacks, were the            Sen. Hugh Farley (R-Colonie) a business law professor at       Geerken said, lie is not keeping the promises he made to Ihe
 center Doug Stollacker (who scored a game                                                                                                     Albany called time with 27 seconds left.             main themes present at a three-hour legislative reception        SUNYA, said that he is a ''firm believer in SUNY. II is one    unions, and "his proposals of one year would do whul ii
  high 20 points) who found himself                                                                                                             Hurley hit the clutch basket (giving,him 15         held last night by the union of United University Profes-        of the greatest assets of New York Stale." He added that       look Carey eight years lo d o . " He added that Cuomo's
  isolated against Hurley. With the decided                                                                                                    points lo lead Albany), but it proved to be          sions. The reception was held as pari of an on going lobby-      "you can not afford lo let it wither on ihe vine."             proposals would, "lake away the last opportunity for
  height advantage, he turned around and                                                                                                       in vain.                                             ing effort by UUP.                                                  Most faculty members mentioned the fact thai because of     students to have a fair chance ai a decern education."
  made a five-foot jumper and that was the                                                                                                         "Jason matured a great deal throughout              About 75 faculty members and UUP representatives were         repealed cutbacks since the Carey administration, most of         Robert D'Andrea (R-Saraioga County), disagreed with
  game.                                                                                                                                         the year. He cut down on his turnovers as          present from colleges across the stale, including SUNY            Ihe " f a t " in SUNY has already been cut out. They were      what some of ihe faculty said, staling that, "I believe you
     "We didn't fall back in time," said                                                                                                        the season progressed. He became a floor           schools at Cobloskill, Gcneseo, Cortland, unci Hrockpon.         disturbed in Ihai any further cuts will be biting into the      are not going lo see that many cut in Ihe end. Cuomo has
 Cavanaugh. "We should never have let that                                                                                                      leader for us," said Cavanaugh.                    According to UUP Albany Chapter President Tim Reilly,            "meal" of different progrcams, decreasing the high quality     already backed off on some of the proposed cuts," he ex-
 player get the ball down so deep."                                                                                                                Cavanaugh was not happy, however,               about a dozen state legislators were invited, but because of     of education that has been achieved at SUNY.                   plained. He added that Cuomo is gelling himself into
    After getting off to a slow start (trailing                                                                                                 with the team's output Tuesday night, "We          a busy Monday schedule, only two-Senator Hugh Farley                 UUP Treasurer and Gcneseo Professor Tom Matthews           political trouble, in thai, "he is getting on too many
 6-0), the Danes grabbed their first lead,                                                                                                      didn't execute well on offense. We weren't         and Assemblyman Robert D'Andrea-werc able lo attend.             cited a few examples, saying, "the music department at         issues." D'Andrca said he could not support a program
  11-10, on a pair of free throws by Joe                                                                                                        patient enough, we rushed our shots. The              Nuala Drcscher, statewide president of the UUP, said          Cortland is being cut from a faculty of nine to a faculty of   that involved lay-offs and that would cost money.
 Rogers. The game sec-sawed back and forth                                                                                                      defense gave up its usual 60 points but we         that the lobbying effort by the UUP addresses many pro-          three, and losing major status. At Gcneseo the drama              Both Farley and D'Andrcu said they were impressed with
 with neither team able to take control.                                                                                                        didn't score our usual 70," the coach said.        blems involving the proposed budget, but was bothered by         department is losing their costume designer. This will not     the student rally of a week ago. "It was impressive, well-
    6'3" swingman Jeff Geier was inserted H     H    B    ^    M    H      B                               ALAN CALEM UPS                          The Danes ended the season witli a 13-6         Ihe fact that "nobody has really talked of the problem of        exactly result in quality productions," he added. Matthews     organized, and definitely made an impact," said Farley.
 into the game for Albany and Ignited the Guard J.J. Jones averaged 11.4 points per game as the J.V. Danes streaked to a                        record, after getting off to a 3-5 start, they     student access. There is no sense in increasing student ad-      said he felt that there was no rationale behind the proposed      Reilly said that the lobbying effort will continue up to the
 team with three buckets from the outside. 13-6 record this season. Jri,,;,.„„;,.
                                                                                  uj„„„,                                                                                                14f        missions and raising the price to attend," she said, stressing   budget cuts. "It Is a political maneuver, in order to have a   day of the vole, which is two weeks away. "About 300 lob-
 "Jeff has provided the spark when we need-                                                                                                                                                        that the middle-class will be priced out of an education.        say In the decision, students and faculty have to get          byists will be al the Stale Legislature today promoting the
                                                                                                                                                                                                   "They are unable to get loans and cannot afford this high        politically involved." He added that, "you cannot treat        cause,"he added.                                             II

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