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Just in case you’ve forgotten that rain is wet… Two totally different directions.. Let’s hope this “shcool” isn’t their alma mater! Please don’t shoot at the slow children … Who’d have guessed? Banana slugs have their own crosswalk! You’ll wish you were only seeing double! McDonald’s- a study in worker satisfaction! There’s Nothing like a good fore- warning… Gives a whole new meaning to the term “rolling stop”! Tragically, Mr. And Mrs. Kaput went.. well… “kaput”.. Jesus Saves! …and please teach our grown-ups how to spell! Not that right, your other right! Please do not feed the alligators! Somebody left the hose on.. Three square meals and lots of company.. Carrier not included… Location is everything.. The day before Arkansas found a new selling point.. The locals aren’t very well liked in this area… squelching their personalities isn’t a concern… Take a left on a street downtown, then a right on another lane.. Free terrorist parking.. Playing favorites, are we? Forget about it’s effect on humans… Sssssh! Don’t tell anyone about the top-secret bunker! And The manager is not drunk because he is still drinking… Just like mama used to make it… Violators will be towed at owner’s expense.. Guaranteed or your money back! We shoot to please… Now, on to the reason for the sign… (also, the bridge is out ahead…) We will not be deterred by fake emergencies! Prepare for a wild ride! special- it doesn’t cost a thing! Hanging your car from this fence is strictly prohibited. In case of an attack or catastrophe- good luck. ..Please walk between the white stripes. Public indecency strictly prohibited. Once they’re on the freeway, you’re good. We’re shaking in our combat boots. Gotta go? Too bad! Thanks for the reminder! Gorkian for “Please pause and continue”.. And You are not hallucinating Transplant, anyone? Give a gift he’s sure to remember! Just to be abundantly clear.. This is your last warning!
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