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					Just in case you’ve
forgotten that rain
      is wet…
Two totally
 different
directions..
  Let’s hope this
“shcool” isn’t their
   alma mater!
Please don’t shoot
    at the slow
    children …
Who’d have guessed?
 Banana slugs have
their own crosswalk!
You’ll wish you
were only seeing
    double!
 McDonald’s- a study
in worker satisfaction!
There’s Nothing
like a good fore-
    warning…
Gives a whole new
  meaning to the
term “rolling stop”!
 Tragically, Mr.
And Mrs. Kaput
  went.. well…
    “kaput”..
Jesus Saves!
…and please teach
 our grown-ups
  how to spell!
 Not that right,
your other right!
Please do not feed
  the alligators!
Somebody left the
   hose on..
Three square meals and lots of company..
Carrier not
included…
Location is everything..
 The day before
Arkansas found a
new selling point..
The locals aren’t
very well liked in
   this area…
 squelching their
personalities isn’t a
     concern…
Take a left on a street
 downtown, then a
  right on another
        lane..
Free terrorist
  parking..
Playing favorites,
     are we?
  Forget about it’s
effect on humans…
 Sssssh! Don’t tell
anyone about the
top-secret bunker!
And The manager
  is not drunk
because he is still
   drinking…
Just like mama used to make it…
Violators will be
towed at owner’s
   expense..
Guaranteed or your
  money back!
We shoot to
 please…
  Now, on to the
  reason for the
      sign…

(also, the bridge is out ahead…)
We will not be
deterred by fake
  emergencies!
Prepare for a wild
      ride!
special- it doesn’t
   cost a thing!
Hanging your car
from this fence is
strictly prohibited.
In case of an attack or
catastrophe- good luck.
   ..Please walk
between the white
      stripes.
 Public indecency
strictly prohibited.
 Once they’re on
the freeway, you’re
       good.
We’re shaking in
our combat boots.
Gotta go? Too bad!
Thanks for the
  reminder!
   Gorkian for
“Please pause and
    continue”..
And You          are
 not hallucinating
Transplant, anyone?
  Give a gift he’s
sure to remember!
   Just to be
abundantly clear..
This is your last warning!

				
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