"I loved this book so much that I couldn't put it down. Now I'm cross-eyed!"--Sandy Duncan (One-Eyed
Actress)
"Ms. Simons has fooled me, yet again. This bitch owes me a lot of weed."--George W. Bush (Idiot/Lover
of Marijuana--& Cocaine)
"This is even better than her volume 1 book. That got me high, but after I smoked this book, I fucking
flew, man."--Tommy Chong (Actor/Stoner/Pot Connoisseur)
"Whenever I don't want to be raped, I lend my celly a copy of this book. The entire prison population
loves it! I hope Simons is prepared to be stalked."--Charles Manson (Cult Leader/Convicted
Felon/Prisoner 123666)
"I don't know how to read yet, but the artwork is just delightful!" (There is no artwork in this book)--
Jessica Simpson (Dummy/Actress/Singer)
"I'm leaving Brad to be with Stephanie Simons. This book has changed my life, and I can't live without
Steph in it."---Angelina Jolie (Super Hot Actress/Lover & Sex Partner of Stephanie Simons)
"This book ruined my life."--Brad Pitt (Actor/Former Lover of Angelina Jolie)
"After reading this book, I decided to get high one last time before going sober."--Amy Winehouse, 7-22-
11 (Singer/Drug Addict/First Reader of Book/ Last Book Read/OD'd on 7-23-11)
"Stephanie Simons sits on a throne of lies & deception."--Casey Anthony (Baby Killer/Convicted Liar)
"If only life were as funny as the shit Stephanie makes up."--Papa Smurf (Leader of the Smurfs/Dealer of
Shrooms)
Stephanie Simons is a writer, artist and comedian. She wrote her first novel,
"Don't Stop Breast Feeding Me, Mom," at the age of 20 months. This is her second volume in the "Buy
This Book and Get a Free Bag of Weed" series. Simons graduated from Harvard in- between writing her
first and second volumes, finishing in a record- breaking six months. Her main goal in life is to be rich
and bang lots of super hot actresses that are on her "Top Ten List."