Free Medical Jokes
Research has proven that there are many health benefits of reading and listening to jokes. Some
of the benefits include strengthening the immune system, reducing food craving and increasing
an individual's pain threshold. Moreover, recently there has been announced a therapeutic field
which is known as humor therapy which can help patients heal more quickly. There is also a
large number of stress relieving benefits of listening to jokes.
Reading or listening to funny things in general induces laughter and laughter plays an important
role in reducing stress hormones, such as epinephrine, cortisol, growth hormone and dopamine.
Neurotransmitters and endorphins are health enhancing hormones and laughter plays an
important role in increasing these hormones in the body.
All these things didn't make sense to me some years back when I was going through a very
difficult phase in my life. It was only when a friend of mine suggested reading some funny
materials, that I realized that funny jokes are really powerful and they can change the mood of a
person instantly. Since then I have been reading funny jokes almost every time I feel like
laughing and getting relief from everyday stress.
When I was searching for funny jokes, one of the best categories I came across was the medical
jokes category. Medical jokes are related to patients, doctors, nurses and medicines in general.
From the past one year, I have just been reading and listening to medical jokes because these are
really different from the everyday jokes we hear. Each one is so unique and so funny that it will
make you laugh like crazy.
The best thing about these jokes is that they are absolutely free. If you are looking for free
medical jokes, the best place you can get it from is the internet. There are numerous sites which
have a large collection of free medical jokes.
Some of the sites that I am a fan of are smilejoke and medijokes. Whether you are looking for
jokes on doctors, nurses or medicines, you will find a large collection on these sites. On some
websites, you can listen to these jokes instead of reading them. Apart from jokes, you can find
funny medical cartoons, pictures and stories as well. Remember, laughter is the best medicine
and the next time you are stressed or unhappy, get a dose of laughter by reading some free
medical jokes on the internet. With that said, here are some of my favorite free medical jokes
that will make your day.
Good And Bad News
An old man goes to a doctor for a thorough medical examination. After the examination, the
doctor tells him that he has good as well as bad news for him. He asks the patient what he would
like to hear first. The patient says he would want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says that
you have cancer and you have only about two years. The old man becomes worried that his life
will be over after two years. He asks the doctor for the good news. The doctor says that he has
Alzheimer's and in about two months time he would have forgotten what the doctor has told him
today.
Getting A Tooth Pulled
A husband and wife enter a dentist's clinic and the wife tells the doctor that she needs a tooth
pulled. She tells the doctor that she does not want Novocain or gas because she is in a terrible
hurry. She instructs the doctor to pull the tooth quickly. The doctor tells the woman that she is
really brave and asks her to show him which tooth to pull. The wife turns to her husband and
tells him to open his mouth and tell the doctor which tooth it is.
Lost Memory
A man ran into the doctor's office and screamed that he had lost his memory. The doctor asks
him when did it happen? The man turns to the doctor and asks when did what happened?