The Best lines to use to attract women is going to be no lines whatsoever. Strange, huh! You come here looking for some good pick up lines and you find the answer is "None". But that is the honest to god truth. If you really want to learn to pickup women you have to learn how to be casual and cool. You need to learn to use openers not pickup lines. An opener and a pickup line, what's the difference? There is actually a large difference between an opener and a pickup line. An opener is just a way to get a woman to talk with you and hopefully break the ice. If you are able to say something a little amusing it can help. But the point is to not come off as some sort of jerk who thinks he is a playboy. Do pickup lines ever work? For sure. Even a broken clock is right two times a day. A pickup line may work. Some of the principle is the same with a opener. You want to display confidence with women. Well a cheesy pickup line can do that and you want to use humor to break the ice if possible. Sometimes a cheesy pickup line can do that. But they do not work well and may only work at all if you use the pickup lines being intentionally ironic and use the initial negative reaction to laugh at yourself and get a conversation going Are you saying this lens is not about pickup lines? No need to worry. This lens will show some of the best pickup lines. At least best pickup lines that we can all laugh at. hey, these lines are funny. Some are actually quite witty, and many make you wonder just what sort of guy would have the guts to actually utter some of these idiocies. These best pickup lines might not work, but they sure are amusing. Best Pickup Lines #1 There are bad pickup lines Hopefully none of you guys seriously try to use any of these pickup lines, unless you are intentionally being ironic. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it. My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money? After months of stalking you on Facebook I never dreamed we'd actually meet. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? I am not telling you this to impress you... But I am Batman Damn! You have more curves than a race track. I've had a really terrible day. But it always makes me feel better to see a gorgeous woman smile. Would you smile for me? Is it a burden being THAT beautiful? [To a Girl Walking a Dog] Cute dog. Does it have a phone number? Best Pickup Lines #2 Then there are Worse Pickup lines Once again, these lines won't work for you, although xome of them can be quite amusing. Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. Nah!, This isn't a beer belly, It is a fuel tank for my love machine. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. Is your skin burnt? (No!) I had assumed that with the fall from heaven that re-entry might have caused some problems for you. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. Would you mind if I took a picture of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas. You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don't even own a car. Best Pickup Lines #3 Then there are pickup lines so awful the rip a hole in the space-time continum If they other lines simply "don't work" these may be the pickup lines that could be considered abysmally bad. Did you fart? Because you just blew me away Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you? Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is kickin'. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see I looked up the word BEAUTIFUL in the Wikipedia day, and I saw a picture of you. I know milk does a body good, but Damn!!! How much have you been drinking???? Most people like the Olympics, since they only happen once every 4 years. But I would much rather talk to you because the chance of meeting someone like you comes only once in a lifetime. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list. Is that a fox on your shoulder, or am I seeing double?