Intro We can all use some help every now and then. But the following dating tips are for entertainment purposes only unless you are an Amish male looking for advice. Please enjoy and leave some feedback. Get a Car If you really want to impress the ladies, then you can't roll up in a horse and buggy. Time to invest in some wheels. Get some new threads You need to expand your selection of clothes. Get rid of the hats, same two shirts, and same pair of pants that have been handed down for generations. Shave the Beards Ok, you have to get rid of the facial hair. Or at least style it more. How can you go in for the kiss when your beard can tickle her from 3 feet away. Get an Apartment You need your own pad to bring the ladies back to. Can't take her back to the house with ma, pa, grandma, grandpa, 3 uncles, 14 cousins, and 2 family cows. Get a New Job Farming is just not an exciting career. The ladies like mean who have exciting jobs like firefighters. Get a Cool WingMan You can't have other Amish looking men as your wingman. Your wingman has to be cool but not as cool as you. Expand your Selection Pool You need to look beyond what's available. Get off the farm and into the city. Go clubbin or to the beach. Expand your selection pool.