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A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol
on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in
which there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some alcohol into
the beaker the worms doubled-up and died.
"Now," he said,” what do you learn from this?"
An eager student gave his answer.
"Well the answer is obvious," he said " if you drink alcohol, you'll never have

Deal with dad
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a
minister, if they could discuss his use of the car.
"I'll make a deal with you," said his father. "You bring your grades up, study your
Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we'll talk."

A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his
use of the car.

"Son, I'm real proud of you. You've brought your grades up and you've studied your
Bible, but you didn't get hair cut!"

"You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had
long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."

"Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!"

If "CON" is the opposite of "PRO", what is the opposite of PROGRESS?

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