Some are born to run, some born to lose: Was [Sandra Bernhard] born to be cool? "Oh, for sure my parents mixed a martini and made it all happen," she reasons. Ella Fitzgerald "was scatting in the background."Maybe that's exactly what her gig at the Painted Bride is. The movement occupies her thoughts at the very least: "I think it woke a lot of people up and mobilized the troops; the seed is planted and that's always a good thing."Did someone read her her Miranda rites first and that's why she turned it down? "You know how Miranda was always eating cake out of the garbage? And crying because she didn't have a man?" she said, talking over the job offer with host Andy Cohen while appearing as a guest on his Watch What Happens Live cable series.