A Pizza Hut, Ring, ring, went the little pink phone
one day.
A Pizza Hut (Put index finger in air and twirl around.)
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Ring, ring, went the little pink phone.
Hut. Ring, ring, went the little pink phone one
A Pizza Hut, day,
All it did was ring, ring, ring.
A Pizza Hut
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza But we all know phones go la de da
Hut. de da,
MacDonalds, (Extend arms in opposite
directions.)
MacDonalds La de da de da, la de da de da.
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza We all know phones go la de da de da.
Hut. They don't go ring, ring, ring.
MacDonalds,
Chuff, chuff went the little blue train
MacDonalds one day . . .
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza (Bend elbows and pretend to chuff.)
Hut.
Blurgh Blurgh went the little green frog
one day . . .
A Mini car A mini car A Ford (Open mouth and stick out tongue.)
fiesta and a mini car
Squeak squeak went the little brown
A Mini car A mini car A Ford mouse one day
fiesta and a mini car
Woo Woo went the little white ghost
one day
Ferrari Ferrari A ford Fiesta And a
mini car Donkeys are in love with carrots
Carrots aren’t in love at all
Ferrari Ferrari A ford Fiesta And a Hee haw Hee haw
mini car Listen to their loving call
A cool girl guide A cool girl There was a mother monkey.
Guide A happy little Brownie and a Who lived in a tall tree.
cool girl guide She lived with Daddy monkey
as happy as can be.
A cool girl guide A cool girl They had a little monkey boy.
Guide A happy little Brownie and a He was their joy and pride.
cool girl guide Now listen while I tell you how tommy
monkey died!
A Rainbow A rainbow A happy He was a little monkey
little Brownie and a cool girl guide with a very curly tail
He went out for a walk one day
A Rainbow A rainbow A happy and fell into a pail.
little Brownie and a cool girl guide When mother monkey found him
she cried and cried and cried.
And then she fished poor tommy out
And, quietly he died!
Now poor old mother monkey was so very On a Reading bus
sad, cos a Reading bus you have to push
Cos she'd lost her little monkey boy,
the only one she had. In tawny’s car
She tied him round her bonnet and ran to the Cos Tawny’s car won’t get that far
shop so fast
and bought another monkey exactly like
before. Do your ears hang low, do they
wobble to and fro?
Molly was a baby a baby a baby
Molly was a baby a baby was she
Can you tie them in a knot, can you
She went this way and that way and this tie them in a bow?
way and that way Can you toss them over your shoulder
Molly was a baby a baby was she like a regimental soldier?
A schoolgirl Do your ears hang low?
A teenager
A sweetheart
A bride
A mother
The man who has plenty of good
A widow
peanuts
A grandma
and give his neighbour none.
A corpse He won’t have any of my peanuts
When his peanuts are gone.
Spaghetti bolognese
Weetabix
You'll never go to heaven on a ping pong ball
'Cos a ping pong ball is much too small
Ice cream
Oh you'll never get to heaven Chocolate
in a jumbo jet
cos the lord ain't built
no runways yet
The sailor climbs the rope with his hands
Oh you'll never get to heaven and his toes
In a biscuit tin The rope is very slippery and down he
cos the lord don't let goes
no crumby ones in Down and down and down and down and
down he goes
Oh you'll never get to heaven
In a baked bean tin
cos a baked bean tin
's got baked beans in
On a Bag of chips cos the
The lord don’t like those greasy lips
On roller skates
Cos you’ll roll right past
those pearly gates