EPISODE II IN
ROMAN
NUMERALS!!
Man, I am B-O-Red! That spells bored! But you already knew that, didn’t you?
Of course you did. If you didn’t then you would be a moron. Do you know why you’re a
moron? Because I’m bored. When I’m bored, everybody sucks! Why? You really don’t
want to know, but I’ll tell you anyway. EVERY BODY SUCKS BUT ME! That is
because the succulant suckitation of suckity suckitude is suckingly suckered! In other
words, because I said so… Hey, I wonder if succulant, suckitation, suckity, suckitude,
and suckingly are words… I’m guessing that by the little red squiggly lines under them,
that they are not… Thththat sucKs with a capital “K”!!!!
Wow! This is a really good way to relieve stress! Try it! Rambling on and on
about something that nobody cares about really calms you. See, watch, I’ll show you…
now I just need something to ramble about…Oh! I got it!
Now I’m rambling about something no one cares about… not even YOU!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! You don’t care! Not if I tied you to a pole in the middle
of the desert and poured molasses in you ears 24/7! You wouldn’t care, would you? See!
I tol- oh… You would? Hmm… oh well…
I’m still good at thinking up cruel and unusual punishments for people though
right (see School Speech)? OOH! If I keep writing citations like (see The New
Beginning) this, then you would have to go and (see AIM CHAT) eventually look at all
of the awesome “Nonsense Articles” (see Nonsense Article Page). Man, that would be
totally (see Cool Guy) awesome!
Ok, enough of that rambling, now I have to ramble about something else that
nobody cares about! Or, in the immortal words of John Cleese, “And now for something
completely different (see The Monty Python’s Flying Circus), a man with three butts”
err, maybe not those exact words, but at least the first half of it…..
UH OH! I’m running out of page space! What a cruel and unusual punishment
(see School Speech)! I should be allowed to write as much as I want even if nobody
cares about what I’m saying! What if the world ends because of this! My life would be
ruined! We could ALL DIE! And the dude who tried to sue McDonalds wouldn’t care if
he is still fat or not! And Erkel could rule the world with his huge glasses and red
suspenders! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Or I could turn the page over and write
on the other side!
Ah! Much better! Ok, Time for the credits!
HOO
RAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation
point, etc.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CREDITS
Writing: ME!
Typing: Isn’t it obvious?
Pretty much everything rendering
Credits useless: Take a guess!
HOO RAA!: My “friend” Steve has had his shoes
On for over a month and they still
Smell new, or so he says, because I
Haven’t smelled them, nor want to,
But he’s forcing them in my face
As I’m writing this, Damn this
Is a really frickin’ long credit!
I’m sick of writing credits: Yes
Blah, blah blah: No
Yadda, yadda: Maybe so
Credits: (see credits)
Now for the uber cool picture: Below