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G HO S T M A N ON THIRD WEEK 6 FA L L 2 0 1 1 This week: Halloween Costume Contest Don’t be a pig on the field - Clean up after yourself! WEEK 6 SCORES runs flip cup WEEK 7 MATCH-UPS Saved by the Balls 2 0 6:15 You’re Killing Me Smalls 2-3-1 Sons-a-Pitches 15 0 Field 1 Boot by the Foot 3-3-0 You’re Killing Me Smalls 7 0 6:15 The Honey Badgers 4-1-1 KTATS 2 3 Field 3 Madballer’s 4-0-2 The Honey Badgers 8 0 7:00 With Another Man’s Balls 4-1-1 Boot by the Foot 2 3 Field 1 Rubberballs and Liquor ... 2-3-1 With Another Man’s Balls 3 3 7:00 TILF 5-0-1 Madballer’s 3 0 Field 2 Vodka Red Balls 4-0-2 TILF 6 1 7:00 Balls and Dolls 1-4-1 Rubberballs and Liquor ... 5 3 Field 3 Too Close for Missiles... 0-5-1 Balls and Dolls 1 0 7:45 Fozzy Balls 1-4-1 Vodka Red Balls 9 3 Field 1 STFU 1-4-1 Fozzy Balls 2 0 7:45 Part-time Models 1-4-1 Too Close for Missiles... 2 3 Field 2 Sons-a-Pitches 3-2-1 Part-time Models 1 0 7:45 Saved by the Balls 1-4-1 STFU 4 3 Field 3 KTATS 4-2-0 STAnDingS Win Loss Tie Forfit Runs For Runs Agnst TILF 5 0 1 0 29 9 Madballer’s 4 0 2 0 21 13 Vodka Red Balls 4 0 2 0 42 16 With Another Man’s Balls 4 1 1 0 32 9 The Honey Badgers 4 1 1 0 42 27 KTATS 4 2 0 0 34 17 Sons-a-Pitches 3 2 1 0 33 16 Boot by the Foot 3 3 0 0 32 47 You’re Killing Me Smalls 2 3 1 0 31 25 Rubberballs and Liquor South of the River 2 3 1 0 21 25 Balls and Dolls 1 4 1 0 19 26 Saved by the Balls 1 4 1 0 14 34 STFU 1 4 1 0 12 34 Fozzy Balls 1 4 1 0 11 36 Part-time Models 1 4 1 0 33 38 Too Close for Missiles, Switching to Balls 0 5 1 0 9 43 FAll 2011 BOARD Past Pres: Mark WAKA Rep: Joline President: Lisa Vice Pres: Tom Photos: Michelle Social Chair: Hillary Social Chair: Amenah Charity Chair: Jackie Charity Chair: Annie Flip Cup Ref: Cody Eqp Manager: Cory Photos: Jess Head Ref: Sarah Head Ref: Kat GMOT Ed: Dave A WORD FROM PRESiDEnT liSA What an exciting week ahead of us: Not only will we be wrapping up the 2nd last week of the reg- ular season, but it’s HALLOWEEN!! Since reach- ing young adulthood, I’ve been forced to catego- rize my Holidays into favorite social holidays and favorite family holidays. If not for my abnormal love of St. Patrick’s Day, Halloween would be the clear front runner for what I’ve deemed “social” holidays. That said, I’m more than just a bit excited for the costume contest this Thursday. And since there was already a Smurfette run- ning around Painter Park last week, my expecta- tions are high. Don’t have a costume yet? Just find the latest YouTube sensation…it rarely fails. Great turnout last week at Legends for Bingo! I’m sure the charity team will enlighten us with the total at some point, but it seemed to be quite successful! Although winless in Bingo and Kickball that night, I still walked away with a crown. I must use this forum to publicly apologize to VP Tom for stealing the crown so ruthlessly. I will keep my promise to repay you with an even better crown and accessories when you take over the throne…now I just need to find them. Random thought: I realized last week I’m connected (albeit loosely) to WAKA via 4 modes of social networking…more ways than I’m even connected to my best friends or family. Crazy. Thank you again to everyone who came out to the Mid- Season Party on Saturday. It was a huge success for our fall charity and we’ll have final charity results for you next week. We also want to thank everyone who participated in Hawaiian Night (with special charity shots) and who purchased bingo cards… we raised over $200!! Thank you!!! All of those proceeds also benefit the American Cancer Society! To keep that momentum going - now that it’s nearing the end of Cancer Awareness Month - we will be holding a costume contest at the bar this Thursday, so be sure to wear your wigs, bring your brooms and have fun! Also keep an eye out for charity events happening on playoff day and for End of Season Party! Thanks again Kickballers! Fall 2011 Social Calendar Date Event or Theme Details Wear your most obnoxious socks and Week 3 short jean shorts! Don’t have any? No Sept 29th CRAZY Socks and Short JORTS night worries, buy them at the field for charity. Everyone competes for best outfit contest with prizes at the bar! Get out your fav 80’s gear or go head to Week 4 toe neon for week 4! Buy some boozy Oct 6th NEON & 80’s Night gummies for charity at the field and compete for the best outfit contest with prizes at the bar! Don your leis and Hawaiian shirts and Week 5 grab your drink umbrellas! Buy a tropical Oct 13th HAWAIIAN Night charity shot at the bar and proceeds benefit this season’s charity. Compete for the best outfit with prizes at the bar! Saturday Oct 15th Mid-Season Party, details coming soon Week 6 Buy a charity BINGO card at the field and Oct 20th Bar Bingo Night compete in fun Bar Bingo for awesome prizes at Legends following games. Get festive and creative! Hit up the Week 7 Goodwill or costume shop and show us Oct 27th Halloween Costume Contest your best. Everyone competes for best costume contest with prizes at the bar! Saturday Nov 5th All Day Playoffs with Post Party to follow, details coming soon Saturday Nov 19th End-O-Season Party, details coming soon WEEKly RECAPS Fozzy Balls Team Fozzy Balls celebrated a tie on the field followed by a disappointing loss at flip cup.... Un- fortunately the pep talk prior to the 5th inning didn’t provide Team FB a win, although the team did “get their shit together” and “pulled their heads out of their asses” to maintain the tie! Later that evening, when challenged to a 1-on-1 3-cup flip cup round, the ever-faithful captain pulled the team through. Kat accepted the challenge from Cody of Team “Too Close For Missiles Switching to Balls”, with the caveat that it would determine the winning team on the kickball field. Amazingly, Kat won the challenge! Maybe next time, Cody, maybe not..... Not to mention, that out of the 3 rounds of bingo played for charity, Sven and J$ took home wins! Congrats on an overall successful week team! WEEKly RECAPS COnT... STFU STFU finally silenced the nay-sayers…. and found themselves VICTORIOUS for the 1st time this fall season! (Yes, you read that correctly…no need to have your eyes checked.) STFU WON A GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just when even they didn’t think it could be done – all the pieces fell into place. Some people (ok, Ross only) believe it was because of the fierce training regi- men that our Emergency Backup Captain Extraordinaire, Roscoe, imple- mented (errr, tried to implement) But in actuality, STFU just had a really well-played game. From Zack’s Superman-esque dive back to tag home (after he missed it trying to score the 1st run)…to the 2nd inning triple play started by Tom….to STFU’s aggressive base-running….to Don’s almost kneel- ing RF catches….to Dan’s scoring his first ever run to give STFU the lead….and to Nikki’s “high kicking average”… Everything worked out for STFU. And no beer was spilled while attaining that ever-so-elusive vic- tory. It was an all-around team effort that they hope to repeat again in their lifetimes. :) Knowing that no flip cup game awaited them at the bar since PTM was hitting up another watering hole….they ventured to Legends to CELEBRATE! And celebrate they did! There might have been beer involved….and there might have been fun involved. All-in-all it was a pretty fantabulous night for the STFU crew! WEEKly RECAPS COnT... Vodka Red Balls Vodka Red Balls had a baller week on and off the field. Not only did they crush their opponent 9-1, keeping their season undefeated just like the Green Bay Packers, the Balls were not even chal- lenged in flip cup. VRB players continue their awesomeness at the bar with Shannon’s limbo win two weeks ago, and Bre’s bingo win this week. Hopefully their luck will continue next week! With Another Man’s Balls After a hard fought game with the upstart Madballers, the game ended in a tie. And yes, it was like kissing your sister... Just ask the Olson Twins. Madballers started off with the lead but WAMB stormed back with a big kick/hor- rible base running play by Joel. He confused the defense (look Crystal, I spelled it right this time) and confused himself as our run- ners rounded the bases to score. Jermey was a no show so I will continue to spell his name different in every GMOT. WAMB kicked the crap out of the ball on several occasions but the ‘ballers D played just right to catch em all. I think our last out was caught at 2nd base of the other field!!! Bingo and Flipcup ensued at the bar and as usual, the High Life Hangover was in full effect Friday. We’re all Pink inside! WEEKly RECAPS COnT... KTATS The big question this week was how would KTATS respond after its first loss of the season... and the subsequent week-long binge to drown away the sorrows. All the hopes and dreams and ex- pectations and aspirations were sky high. Unfortunately, they were simply delusions of grandeur and we came out playing like the Minnesota football team (just pick one... we looked like them). In a desperate attempt to motivate the team, Hoover offered to bust out her birthday suit if we pulled out the victory. Somehow it just wasn’t enough to rally us back from the 5-run deficit we’d dug at that point. We’re looking forward to next week though because (whether she knows it or not) the offer still stands for the rest of the season! OK, we can’t put all the blame on us; You’re Killing Me Smalls is on a hot streak and played a solid game... and as much as we love Boot by the Foot, they don’t quite run a tight ship when it comes to refereeing. The original theory was that the refs were trying to crush our spirits so they had the advantage when we face each other next week. On closer inspection of the schedule, however, we realized they actually take on You’re Killing Me Smalls next week. The joke’s on them! OK, sorry for the rant, we really can put all the blame on us. Reeling from another loss, we headed to Legends with a lust for blood... or maybe just wings, burgers, beers and a flip cup victory. Even though our kickball skillz have been waning in recent weeks, we still flip a good cup and yes, a forfeit is still a win. KTATS Learning The Hard (Right) Way... 1. Yes, a forfeit really is a win. We really only care about Flip Cup anyway. 2. The only way to make the hurt of a loss stop is to shot gun a beer. 3. A certain team member would rather hang out with Future Farmers of America… rather than her own team. What a Hot Mess. 4. Roger and Kathy H. are the KTATS newly inducted parental units of KTATS. Kathy can sub in for Brian any night. 5. Despite the loss, someone still got naked. 6. KTATS likes holding balls… more than our pitcher. We don’t like sharing even with our own team members. 7. If you tell her she didn’t make the flip cup team, a certain Shit Show, may or may not throw a solo cup at your face.
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