ADMIRAL
Leaps tall buildings with a single bound,
Is more powerful than a locomotive
Is faster than a speeding bullet CAPTAIN
Walks on water Leaps small buildings with a single bound,
GIVES POLICY TO GOD Is more powerful than a shunting engine
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on water if sea is calm
TALKS WITH GOD
COMMANDER
Leaps small buildings with a running start
Is almost as powerful as a shunting engine
Is slower than a speeding bullet
Walks on water in indoor swimming pools
TALKS WITH GOD
IF SPECIAL CHIT PROVIDED
Lt. COMMANDER
Barely clears little huts,
Loses tug of war
LIEUTENANT with a shunting engine
Makes a mark when trying Can fire a speeding bullet
to leap tall buildings, Swims well.
Is run over by shunting engine IS OCCASIONALLY ADDRESSED
Sometimes handle a gun without BY GOD
inflicting self-injury,
Dog paddles
TALKS TO ANIMALS
MIDSHIPMAN
SUB LIEUTENANT Falls over doorstep entering buildings,
Runs into buildings, Says, "look at the choo choo"
Recognizes shunting engines Not allowed elastic for his catapult
2 out 3 times Plays in mud puddles
Is NOT issued ammunition MUMBLES TO HIMSELF
Can stay afloat but only in life jacket
TALKS TO WALLS
CHIEF PETTY OFFICER
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Knocks locomotives off the tracks
Catches speeding bullets in teeth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance
HE IS GOD