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 WARNING – DON’’T DO THIS AT HOME

 WARNING – DON T DO THIS AT HOME

The following statements are “crème de la crème” of your hard work.

Please, don’t use them in tests again 



 I don’t haved a favourite sport. I don’t watch “tekme”.



 I haven’t ridden the book yet.



 My head is going to kill me. I was been better if you go a bed. Thank you.



 I don’t know because its’ a many films like it.



 Where does Jim was staying?



 How does he many to the times a week go a gym?



 He was while to car the petrol her she walked trying fix to.



 The new job will help me in the fucker. (Did you mean the “future”?)



 And was the pizzes tasty? – Yes, they were delicious.



 Haw many letters am I riting at the sane time? (Are you that insane?)



 wonderfool/ wonderfoul news (crazy or gone off?)



 A: I very happy.



B: Yes, and I’m absolutely thrilled.



A: Thank you for asking.



 People who are very rich are suitable. (hear, hear)



 I have a headkill. (are you dead yet?)



 People who have definite plans for their future are pessimistic. (So what are the



optimists like?)



 Prevedi naslednjo poved: Izogibaj se medveda.  Take the bear for granted.



 The English drink milk with tea.



 I hired a double agent to sell my house. (Are you James Bond?)



 You will need good soonglasses to protect your eyes from the sun. (if the sun doesn’t



come late)



 Mandy is haven’t rich parents.



 Me and my mum were shining together and my father drunk a tea.

 I was go to the cinema.



 I was went play basketball.



 I don’t know what I was doing because I learnt nothing. (Thank you for telling us.)



 I’m the oldest of three sisters. I’m a man. (Are you sure?)



 last weekend I got up. (Finally.)



 My positive characteristics is that good teach English is very kind. (You mean, we are



very kind.)



 No motor dish washers are allowed to use this road. (Washing machines aren’t allowed



either.)



 In Sweden they speak Sweaded.



 In France they speak Francais and in Italy Italiano.



 This school even has a security gay. ( Did you check?)



 In Austria they speak Ostrich.



 The robber was pointing his house at the clerk.



 Teacher is studying language in universe. (That’s why we are sun years ahead of you.)



 His boy was beaten by a snake. (It would have been much worse if he’d used a stick.)



 Prevedi naslednjo poved: Jurti bo pihala burja.  Tomorrow will be a gay. (It’s raining



men, allelujah.)



 I was learning a room with a boy from France. (How much room do you know now?)



 My favourite sport is a book. You need a book’s gloves and book’s shoes. (at least there



is some logic.)



 A lover provides legal advice. (So what does a lawyer do?)



 A facher teaches students. (Thanks for telling us.)



 We are going to cook ourselves. (Are you done yet?)



 My professional interests are: brightening, huubby and outgoing individuals. (No



comment.)



I really need this job. We are poor.



 We would stravel by a very compartable and big phone.

Zbrano v šollskem lletu 2006/07

Zbrano v šo skem etu 2006/07



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