THE SMILEY MARSHMALLOWS
Chapter 1: Attack of the Asparagus
Once there was a planet called the food planet,
and it was a very peaceful planet indeed. But one
day there came such an eruption of violence that
the lord of the vegetables became evil and tried to
take over the planet. He then was not allowed on
the planet anymore-and neither was his army.
Unfortunately the lord of the fruit could not
choose which side to go on. In a few days his
territory started to get attacked. He decided to be
on neither the vegetables‟ side nor the junk foods‟
side. So this meant that the junk food warriors
were on their own to save the 12 galaxies from the
lord of the vegetables‟ evil reign of terror.
The only good news was that the good side has a
strong group of warriors called the smiley
As you can see the bad news is worse than the
good news is good-
At least those warriors are really strong.
The marshmallows #1-#957 were on a great
adventure, they were trying to get the asparagus
droids off their territory.
It was very easy because asparagus droids are
the easiest warriors in all of the vegetables.
The bad news was that the vegetables have sent
more than 5,000,000 droids!!!
“I can‟t handle them anymore‟‟, shouted marshmallow
number 55, then he called number three and number
one on his walkie-talkie and told them to come to
him because he was having some trouble with
destroying the droids.
They rushed over to help. When they got there
he was lying on the ground, dead. “Yes he
definitely was having trouble with those droids‟‟,
It was a very hard battle, but they only lost
After the battle the lord of the junk food told
every single junk food to go to the ice planet.
He then told everyone their mission.
#one‟s mission was simple it was like this…
(Did I mention that he tells everyone their mission
on paper?) He was supposed to go and explore the
sand planet and see if the onions were up to
something. And when he got there as always a bunch
of tiny steak rats surrounded his ship. He shooed
them away quickly. “Pesky little rascals‟‟ said #1.
He knew that if he left them there too long they
would start chewing on some of the cables on his
ship and he would be stuck on the planet until he
got rescued or got a new ship. This would be a
hard mission. If he did it correctly it could save
them a lot of lives, but if he did it wrong he
could get himself killed by the onions. Once he got
inside the onion tower he got his lightsaber out
and the sound attracted some guards. “Just as I
planned‟‟, said the marshmallow. He then killed
the guards. It was a very hard battle but he
killed them without a scratch on him.
The deeper he went into the castle the stronger
the enemies were. He actually came to a point in
the castle that he almost got killed, but he wasn‟t
giving up. This better be good, he thought after he
got through the last life-threatening battle. But
He didn‟t know what he was up against next.
“Asparagus droids‟‟^*%@&*! He shouted, “How can
there just be asparagus droids? Did I just go
through all that trouble just to find a bunch of
asparagus droids?‟‟ “No, that is impossible!”
“Or is it‟‟ said a carrot cowering in the
“Get out of the shadows I know you are there‟‟
said the marshmallow. No reply.
He was not getting fooled that easily. He
stabbed the wall right where he heard the carrot.
The carrot jumped out of the way. He stabbed the
carrot in the middle of the jump. Immediately the
asparagus droids started to attack. He then cut a
hole in the wall but when he looked out he saw a
terrible sight. Steak rats had chewed almost
every single cable on his ship!
The only thing that was still working was his
missle cannon. So he scared them away with the
cannon. (Did I mention that it is detachable?) Then
he headed off to find another ship.
The asparagus droids came out of the castle. He
was prepared for this; he killed them all with the
missle cannon. He knew that he needed to get a
ship, but he also knew it would be too risky to go
to the ship room. He decided to go and save some of
the chocolate bars from jail; he thought that they
might know where some other ships are because 1,
they are the smartest type of junk food that lived
at that period of time. (Marshmallows call it a
“comma‟‟ of time.) And 2, they always carry a ship
detector in their pocket. Once he released them
they told him where a ship was. He asked them to
find if there was any just laying around on the
planet. They found one on the top of the slime
volcano. “Well at least I‟ll get to go away from
this castle‟‟, said #1. He invited the chocolate
bars to come along. They did not – I repeat, did
not – refuse. One said that the onions would
dispose of everyone in jail once a week. That was
bad because they lost a lot of marshmallows to the
onions. “I am going to tell that to frazo. Said
the marshmallow (That is the lord of the junk
food‟s real name.) They then all went to the ship
and got out of there.
Back at the yum-yum planet, (the new name for
the food planet) they had gotten attacked by
onions. They were having lots more trouble this
time because onions had invaded. (Just in case
you‟re wondering I told you that onion part again
because I wanted to annoy you with more words.)
(That‟s why I did that one too.)(And that one.)Do
you want me to stop now? Okay, I will „^‟. (That‟s
a frown.) (Ha! I tricked you!)(“yawn‟‟ I‟m getting
bored I think I am going to quit-not!) Now let‟s
get back to the story, then the universe exploded
and everyone died, the end, not!
Now here is the real
What I‟m just trying to tell you is that I
can‟t figure out what happens next. (And also it is
really hard to make 1 page; 100, would seem rather
impossible.) Finally, I finally thought of
something … here it is- once the rescued chocolate
bars and #1 returned the marshmallows had only lost
97 marshmallows, 86 chocolate bars, 69 jolly
ranchers, 70 gingerbread cookies and 36 wheat mice.
(Wheat mice are little creatures that hate steak
rats and are on the good side they are very good at
fixing mechanical stuff.) They helped with the
battle. At the end of the battle they only had
lost 102 marshmallows, 98 chocolate bars, 73 jolly
ranchers, 95 gingerbread cookies and 50 wheat mice.
That night the junk food was adding some armor and
weapons to the wheat mice. The only weapons that
they could learn how to use were good old-fashioned
swords. So they decided to add the power of ice to
the swords. They didn‟t make fire and lava swords
because they hate I repeat, hate hot stuff.
It was a very peaceful the next day; it was
more peaceful than any day had been since the lord
of the vegetables‟ was good. There was not even one
war going on. There was something wrong, #1, #2
and#3 sensed it also all the chocolate bars sensed
it. Frazo showed everyone their missions. Every
single one of the missions were the same; they were
all supposed to go and search for any enormous
sources of icelate jewels in reach. (icelate jewels
are the ice version of jewels can freeze about