Movie Review: Sherlock Holmes: A
Game of Shadows (2011)
The opening scene tells all - Sherlock Holmes is still a master of disguise, highly skilled as a martial artist,
capable of conjuring amazingly accurate premonitions of future events, and can slow down time through
momentary meditation. He's still good with the ladies, quick with his tongue, and proficient with the
impossible. He's still absolutely nothing like the Sherlock Holmes authored by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle or
any other filmic adaptation (save for smoking a pipe). The sole reconciling factor is that since this is a
sequel, audiences already know what to expect. In that regard, A Game of Shadows is just slightly more
entertaining than its predecessor. Unfortunately, even if it weren't called "Sherlock Holmes" and wasn't
based on any preexisting concept, it would still be unforgivably silly.
In 1891, London, famous detective Sherlock Holmes (Robert Downey Jr.) is supposed to be helping his
best friend Dr. Watson (Jude Law) with a stag party and preparation for Watson's wedding. Instead, the
master sleuth is absorbed with getting to the bottom of an anarchist bombing in Strasbourg. At the heart
of the rebel group, which includes a captivating, exotic gypsy woman (Noomi Rapace, the only refreshing,
unique addition, who gets not nearly enough screen time) and extremist leader Claude Ravache (Thierry
Neuvic), is a renowned professor named James Moriarty (Jared Harris), who is masterminding World War
I.
"It's a game... a shadowy game," muses Holmes. A "game of shadows" to be exact. How thrilling for the
title to be worked into the dialogue (at least Peter Griffin of Family Guy thinks so). Nearly everything that
takes place in this second outing is as impossibly foolish as in the first. Slow motion abounds, utilized to
make the audience feel stupid; since no one is smart enough to keep up with Holmes' mind, he's merely
shown interpreting objects and observing surroundings, collecting every minute detail with a photographic
memory. Once the riddle is solved or the action concluded, flashbacks instruct the viewer as to what all
the surveillance added up to. There aren't even any clues to be sorted - everything is revealed after the
fact. By its design, it's hopelessly contrived. Watching Sherlock should be an interactive experience, but
Guy Ritchie's hyperactive cinematic styling has made the event completely one-sided. Even the tiniest of
hints are kept incalculably obscured, such as a set of twins who are never shown plainly as such. Only
after a flashback in which Holmes scrutinizes their unnoticed likeness is it apparent. Why hide even the
most minor suspicions from the audience? Should they not be left to figure something out for themselves?
"This is so deliciously complicated," remarks the detective. Apparently, it's so convoluted that it can only
be shown in rapid cuts, hasty zooms or silent slow motion involving camerawork that revolves around
focal characters like something out of The Matrix - frequently accompanied by Hans Zimmer's speedy
fiddles.
The writers are obviously familiar with the original stories, and have finally included Moriarty. They also
make references to Watson's involvement in the Afghan War and include Holmes' brother Mycroft, who
relaxes in the Diogenes Club instead of using his more gifted mind for flatfooting. But the similarities,
most noticeably to previous filmed versions, stop there. Aerialist assassins are no match for the equally
acrobatic Holmes, who is shown to be an unequaled mixed martial artist. The preoccupation with action
choreography and massive explosions is topped only by the demand for one-liner jokes and verbal slaps
to the face. And at the end of it all, there really isn't even a mystery.