Humor Quotes
"What is a compromise? A compromise can be defined as a situation when no one is really
satisfied."
"You don't have to live your life. You haven't signed any agreement with life on this. So, why
wouldn't you jus live it? After all, you have nothing to lose."
"Your life will end eventually, so make sure to have fun, while you're here."
"All of us want to be somebody. That "somebody guy" would probably laugh if he knew about
this."
"When your kids start to behave like you - that is when you should make some serious efforts to
prevent that."
"What is free today? Perhaps, only your free will."
"When people start telling you how great you are - that is when you'll know that something is
seriously wrong with you."
"If everyone agrees on some idea, this means that the idea is definitely bad."
"They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those
who make jokes in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure."
- Ernest Hemingway
Humor Quotes:
"A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign
that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life." - Hugh Sidey
"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those
whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh." - W. H. Auden
"Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and
resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place." - Mark Twain
"It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously." -
Oscar Wilde
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble
on the road." - Henry Ward Beecher
Humor Quotes:
"I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?"
- Jerry Seinfeld
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster
than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin
"Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about
them." - Lewis Mumford
"There must be intelligent life out there in the universe. The very fact that it has never contacted
us means that it is very intelligent."
Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. -Thomas Jefferson
A sense of humor.is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign
that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. -Hugh Sidey
Humor is.despair refusing to take itself seriously. -Arland Ussher
Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. -
Erma Bombeck
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics,
philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. -Isaac Asimov