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By Kara Swisher
I Had a Stroke
Ouch!
I Blame United
Airlines
But the myths about walking
around and hydrating on long
flights are true!
Welcome to My TIA!
I went to Hong Kong and all I got was this lousy case of brain freeze.
(But the view was nice!)
Famous Visitors = Better Hospital Stay!
That is indeed a plum Yahoo’s Jerry Yang is making in a kind offering.
It Gets Worse
When they ask to stick a tube
down your gullet, I suggest drugs
in large quantities.
What Is
Normal?
Well, medication for one. Also
not what you might think.
I Find Signs Everywhere
And I now pay attention.
Really, I Pay Attention
It would be rude not to, given all the effort.
The Steve Jobs Rule
He had many rules, but this is my version.
Conclusion: I
Embrace my
Inner Sparkly
Vampire.
Although I prefer to wear shirts
at all times and it is much
geekier.