CASS CITY, MICHIGAN CASS CITY CHRONICLE-THURSDAY, JULY 3, 1969 PAGE THREE
ONE FOR THE ROAD Marriage Licenses
Rabbit Marriage licenses granted or
applied for during the week at
tracks Top jokes from the Tuscola County Courthouse
include:
Gary Frank Burda, 22, of
Pontiac and Joanne Kathleen
BY JOHN HAIRE a funny book Lock, 17, of Caro.
John Alton Curry, 36, of Caro
and Joyce Elaine Anthony, 21,
(And anyone else he can get to help) of Flint.
By Dan Marlowe Ronald Neil Lumley, 18, of
Mayville and Bobbie Lee Noble,
The town of Mio is bigger than you think. At the last popula- three days." 17, of Mayville.
tion census, it listed 500 persons. Is it possible to hide nine A couple or three jokes ab- ********** Terrance K. Ellis, 19, of
grown men in a town of this size? stracted from H. Allen Smith's Akron and Sandra AnnRohn, 19,
(a very funny man) joke-book, In the days before hurricane
You betcha, if they come from Cass City. Nine local business- warnings, the 1938 hurricane of Deerfield.
men left Wednesday noon on a golfing trip to Mio and I drove Buskin' With H. Allen Smith: Jack Frederick McMullen,
An organization of distillers that hit the New York City area,
up to meet them after the working day. raged across Long Island, and 44, of Caro and Jean Margaret
After an evening's fishing, I cruised to the cabin where was holding a dinner at a big McMullen, 44, of Caro.
hotel in Washington while in smashed into New England pro-
they were (supposedly) staying and found no one home. After duced the following story. Harry John Keipinger, 20, of
a late supper I toured the entire town for about a half hour and another room at the same time Mayville and Kathy Kay Wice,
they were nowhere. I checked the restaurants, library, drive-in the members of the Women's A dirty-rich gentleman living 18, of Vassar.
movie, schools, churches . . . anyplace where you might Christian Temperance Union in the Hamptons out on Long Roger James Adams, 19, of
possibly expect to find them. No results. were having a banquet. Island was in Abercrombie & Vassar and Dian Marie Baranic,
Finally at 10:30 p.m. I gave up and came home. Never did Someone made a mistake in Fitch's big Manhattan store 18, of Vassar.
learn for sure where they went. the hotel kitchen, and the des- early that August. After pick-
sert intended for the distillers ing up some expensive special
—watermelon soaked in brandy fishing equipment he bought SPORTS FANS!
—was served to the temperance himself a handsome new
Three final observations concerning the sex education ladies while the distillers re- barometer. He took it home and
controversy in Cass City: ceived plain ice cream. hung it on the wall in his huge
One is that it proves again that a vocal minority can sway mansion. A few days later he
The banquet manager became took a look at it and was startled.
public opinion out of proportion to their numbers. A recent aware of the mistake too late
nation-wide survey by a respected polling concern indicates to make a change. He held his He took it down from the wall
that 85 per cent of the people desire sex education in schools
. . . yet due to extreme pressure, some schools have dropped
THE DRIVERS OF THE Sand Dunes Buggy claim their breath until both functions were and wrapped it for mailing, en-
over, then asked a waiter who
the course. vehicle runs on Budweiser. That's a beer keg holding the had worked the WCTU banquet
closing a note to Abercrombie
& Fitch which said: "This in-
Last week, Roy Severance of Ann Arbor brought me a fuel for their buggy, which they recently purchased from a if any of the ladies had re-
sample outline of the sex course used in a Michigan high strument is defective. At 11:00
marked upon the watermelon. a. m. this date it registered
school. Port Austin custom builder for $175. Sporting the buggy "No," said the waiter thought- HURRICANE. Kindly send are-
He felt the questions were outrageous. I felt they covered
the subject. My concern would be with the way they were around the one-eighth mile track adjacent the Joe Male fully, "but I did notice quite
a few of them putting the seeds
placement."
He got in his car and drove
answered.
Since Pve seen a course preview I think the answers would
residence on S. Cemetery are (left to right) Chris Zemke, in their pocketbooks."
####**#***" to the nearest post office to mail By H. M.
be the right ones. 8, Donald Male, 10, Joe Male, 13, and Kurt Zemke, 10. A mountain lad named Zeph
the package, and when he got
home, his mansion was gone.
Third, it seems a shame that an equivalent amount of Can you imagine a father and
interest can't be drummed up about the entire educational Remnants of a 1955 six cylinder Chevrolet engine and missed school for three days,
his son shooting consecutive
and his teacher demanded to
program. Letters to the editor about sex have been running chassis, the vehicle is usually on an all day course. The know why. "Because my Paw holes-in-one on a golf course
five to one over letters concerning the millage issue that Zemkes are the sons of Mr. and Mrs. William Zemke. sleeps nekkid," Zeph answered. . . .On Aug. 24, 1932 on the
affects the entire school program. "What on earth does that third hole on a golf course in
have to do with your missing Georgia, Charles H. Calhoun
school for three days?" the News From and his son performed this
rare feat.
What does a publisher-editor do when he retires? He
writes books . . . that is if he's like Douglas Gallery, former
co-publisher of the Tuscola County Advertiser.
Greenleaf Area News teacher wanted to know.
"It's this way, teacher," Zeph
said. *The other night there
was a ruction out in the chicken-
District Court **********
Gallery's second book since he retired has hit the news- Mrs. Ida Gordon Phone 872-2923 house an' it woke Paw up. He Ever wonder which was the
stands. Called "Country Cousins", it is a series of anecdotes jumped out of bed, nekkid, an' A Kingston man was ticketed first minor league in baseball?
about various topics that interest the author. he grabbed his double-barled both for not having Michigan re- . . .It was the International
Written in a light, folksy style, travelers who have been Mrs. Jacob Maurer and Rose overnight guest of Sharon Hanby School at the Fraser Church. shotgun an' crep out've the gistration plates and defective League which was founded in
to New York, antique hunters and just plain small town peo- Ann of Ruth visited Clara and and Terry Tuckey was a Satur- This marked -the close of the house. Our old hound dog Blue equipment during the week in 1877 with seven teams — and
ple will identify with the author. Alma Vogel Sunday. In the after- day overnight guest of Jeff school for this summer. come out from under the house Justice Court before magistrate two of those teams are still
It's recommended for light reading on a summer afternoon. noon, Alma Vogel, Ida Gordon Hanby. Sharon, Jim, Jeff Hanby Word has been received of an' he follered along behind John Bowles. in the league today. . .The
and the Maurers visited Mrs. and their guests slept in a tent the death of Chester Richey of Paw, an' Paw pushed open the David Lee Rickwalt of Kings- original seven clubs in the fa-
Edith Schweigert 4n a medical on the lawn at the Ralph Hanby Onaway. He was the husband chickenhouse door an'poked his ton paid $15 fines and costs ternational League were Co-
center in Saginaw. Later Mrs. home. of the former June Hartwick. shotgun inside. Just then ol' for "no Michigan registration lumbus, Ohio. . .Guelph, On-
Maurer and daughter called on The Stone School reunion will Funeral services will be held tario, Canada. . .London, On-
list
on Dean'sdaughter of
Sandra Geiger,
Mr. and Mrs. R. B. Spencer.
Mrs. Schweigert seems to be
be held Aug. 24 at the park in
Cass City. Dinner is at 12:00
Wednesday at Pineonning where
the Richeys formerly resided.
Blue he done cold-nosed Paw
in the behin* an' that shotgun
went off, both barls, an' teach-
plates." Ticketed by Tuscola
Deputy Robert Fox on June 18 tario, Canada. . .Lynn, Mass.
. f .Manchester, N. H. . .
in Wells Township, he paid an
Open Daily 9 to 5 Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Geiger of improving. noon. er, I been pickin' chickens for additional $15 for charges of Pittsburgh, Pa. . .And Roch-
Featuring: BIG HORN Cass City, has been named to "Mr. and Mrs. Herman Wright Mrs. Jack Harris and two Mr. and Mrs. Grant Ball and defective equipment including ester, N. Y. . .The teams still
of Detroit spent the week end children o,f Grand Rapids, the Miss Barbara Parker of Cass in the league today are Colum-
SADDLES the Dean's List for the spring
term at Northwood Institute, with his sister, Miss Alice former SharonSeeger, called on City were Sunday luncheon and Letter to Editor no rear stoplights, or brakes.
bus and Rochester.
KARMAN WESTERN Midland. She is a freshman in Wright. her aunt, Mrs. Lucy Seeger, evening guests of Mr. and Mrs. William Daniel Hennessey of
CLOTHING a secretarial course. Mr. and Mrs. Fred Emigh Friday. Wesley Ball of Reese. Cass City paid $25 fines and
TEXAS and FRYE Northwood Institute is a pri-
vate, co-educational, resi-
were Sunday dinner guests of
Mr. and Mrs. Charles Bond
(>
Mr. and Mrs. Arnold Lapeer
visited Mr. and Mrs. Grant
Thursday evening, Mr. and
Mrs. Lee Hendrick, Mr. and
3 cheers for costs for disregarding a stop
sign. He was ticketed by trooper
**********
Here's an oddity about the
BOOTS dential college which offers and Susie. Ball Friday evening. Mrs. Jerry Decker, Mr. and Richard Humbarger of the Bad Olympics — that very few
Ranch and Western
Financing Available
specialized two-year business
management oriented courses in
, Mr. and Mrs. Olin Bouck
spent Sunday after noon and eve-
Mrs. Olin Bouck visited her
aunt, Mrs. Frank Bourke of
Mrs. Kenneth Copeland, Mr. and
Mrs, Leonard Copeland and Mrs. Cee Axe State Police post on June
14.
people realize. . .Did you know
that the little country of Kenya
a number of. fields in addition ning with Mr. and Mrs. John Sandusky, Monday. pqnald and Mr. and Mrs. Beard- Bert Leroy Qsborn of Cass took as many gold medals- in
1223 E. Caro Road Krug at their trailer at Case- A picnic was enjoyed by ap- sley of Oxford gathered at the Three cheers for Mrs. Gee. City paid $15 fines and costs track and field in the 1968
to liberal and fine arts, and a I thought I was the only stuffy
Phone 673-6118 four-year business administra- ville. proximately 35 pupils who had Harold Copeland home to cele- for failure to maintain equip- Olympics as the huge country
Susie Bond was a Saturday attended Daily Vacation Bible brate Harold's birthday. old fashioned mother. ment in proper condition in- of Russia was able to take!
tion program.
cluding steering and turn . . .That seems impossible,
Mr. and Mrs. Dan Toner and Maxine Kennedy signals. He was ticketed by but it's true.
family of Cass City were Sun- Richard Miller of the Bad Axe **********
day dinner guests of Mr. and Publisherls note: attached to post on June 4 in the village of
Mrs. Kennedy's letter to the
Mrs. Keith Mitchell and chil-
dren.
Fraser Church held a Family
editor was an AP wire story
talking about a sex study mora-
Cass City.
John Nor man Ricker of Owen-
dale paid $25 fines and costs
BULEN MOTORS
Night Sunday evening with a torium asked for by the legis- for driving on an expired chauf- CHEVRQLET-OLDSMOBILE
cooperative supper and pro- lature. feur's license. He was ticketed 6617 Main Phone 872-2750
gram following. About 50 at- on M-81 in Aimer Township
tended. Rev. John Nipper Don't waste energy wishing - by trooper G. A. Howe of the Copyright
showed a film, "Promise For get busy and make plans. Bad Axe post.
Tomorrow."
Mr. and Mrs. Jerry Decker
visited Mr. and Mrs. Leonard
Copeland and Donald Thursday
evening.
Mrs. Olin Bouck visited Mrs.
Elwood Yageman and Mr. and
Mrs. John Sneader of Bad Axe
LAST DAY OF REGISTRATION
Saturday.
Brent Mitchell was a Fri-
day overnight and Saturday
guest of his grandparents, Mr.
SCHOOL ELECTION
and Mrs. Leitch Mark of Cass
City.
Mr. and Mrs. Henry McLellan
NOTICE OF LAST DAY OF REGISTRATION
and Jim were Sunday dinner
guests of Mrs. M. C. McLellan
of Cass City.
OF THE QUALIFIED ELECTORS OF
Mr. and Mrs. Olin Bouck at-
tended the funeral in Detroit CASS CITY PUBLIC SCHOOLS
Thursday of Verde Pierce, who
died suddenly while traveling
This is no accident
near Winnipeg, Canada.
Tuscola, Huron and Sanilac Counties, Michigan
TO THE QUALIFIED ELECTORS OF SAID SCHOOL DISTRICT:
40th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
The farm home of Mr. and Please Take Notice that the Board of Education of Cass
But you're our witness, anyway—to a piece-ful dem- And if you crease a fender or crack a grille, you can Mrs. Lawrence Buehrlywasthe
onstration of how quickly and easily Maverick can almost smile. Maverick's front fenders bolt on and grilles scene of a lovely wedding cele- City Public Schools, Tuscola, Huron and Sanilac Counties,
be taken apart and put together. We designed are replaceable in minutes. And where time means money, bration Sunday when Donald,
Esther, Dale and Louise
Michigan, has called a special election to be held in said
Maverick that way for a good reason. When you're fast means savings.
paying by the hour for service or repairs, speed is Stop in once every 36,000 miles for a lube job. Oil Buehrly were hosts at the 40th School district on Monday, August 11, 1969.
changes are 6,000 miles apart. (The leading import sug- wedding anniversary of their THE LAST DAY on which persons may register with the
important. And at times like this, nothing can beat a parents.
gests oil changes twice as often and lube jobs every 6,000
simple machine.
miles.) Lawrence Buehrly, son of the appropriate township clerks, in order to be eligible to
Most new carsare moreand more complicated. And more ex- late Mr. and Mrs. Leonard
pensive to care for. Maverick's so simple to service, you can While still being simple, Maverick is big enough to take Buehrly, was born June 30, vote at the special election called to be held on Monday,
doityourself—if you really mean it about being independent. the whole family—without streaming luggage from the roof. 1902, and Ethel White, daughter August 11, 1969, is Friday, July 11, 1969. Persons re-
It's small enough to park easily, and go light on gas. A 105- of the late Mr. and Mrs. Fred
You won't feel like an orphan either. Our Owner's Manual
shows you how to handle all the routine service. You can
hp Six gives you real passing power. (You get 52 more White, was born August 15, gistering after 5:00 o'clock, p.m., on the said Friday*
horsepower than the leading import offers.) And the wider 1911. They were married at the
tune and time your engine, change plugs and points, adjust stance gives you a smoother ride, better handling and home of the bride's parents
July 11, 1969, are not eligible to vote at said special school
the idle, the headlamps, the handbrakes, do nearly 40 dif- roadability.
ferent service operations. in rural Cass City by the late election.
It's no accident that Maverick is the hottest selling new Rev. C. W. Lyman, pastor of the
car to come along in five years. We designed it that way. EUB Church of Cass City. Persons planning to register with the respective town-
See it at your Ford Dealer's, Edward Buehrly, brother of
the groom, and Isla White Cook,
ship clerks must ascertain the days and hours on which
sister of the bride, were at- the clerks' offices are open for registration.
tendants. Each city and township clerk also will be at his office
MAVERICK The couple have three chil-
dren, Donald and Esther, at between the hours of 8:00 o'clock, a.m., and 5:00 o'clock,
home, and Dale of Greenland
Road, Cass City; also two grand- on Saturday, July 5, 1969.
children, Larry and Christine
Buehrly, children of Dale and
This Notice is given by order of the Board of Education
New Ford Maverick .. .the simple machine
Louise Buehrly. of Cass City Public Schools, Tuscola, Huron and Sanilac
About 125 persons attended
the open house from Detroit, Counties, Michigan
'Manufacturer's suggested retail price for the car. Price Dearborn, Saginaw, Port Huron,
does not include: white sidewall tires, $32.00; dealer Sandusky, Carsonville, Sebe-
preparation charge, if any; transportation charges, state waing, Owendale, Caro and Cass
end local taxes. »
City.
The couple received many
ELWYN HELWIG
lovely gifts.
6392 MAIN ST. AUTEN MOTOR SALES CASS CITY
A lunch of cake, ice cream,
punch and coffee was served
the guests.
Secretary, Board of Education