Hey nerdo, need advice on breaking up with your girlfriend (or boyfriend)? Well don't look at us: we're still shocked that you even managed to hook up with someone in the first place. However, like all nerds dating out of their league, you've come to learn that your soon-to-be ex's knowledge of Star Wars trivia is less than encyclopedic, and her constant need for attention and sex is taking time away from your World of Warcraft guild. But what kind of a nerd would you be if you handled it like a normal person Here are the geekiest ways to dump your girlfriend.