Title:
How To Pass A Drug Test
Word Count:
524
Summary:
Want to know how to pass a drug test? Don't do drugs! If that solution
doesn't work for you, there are the other ways.
Keywords:
how to pass a drug test, drug test, secrets
Article Body:
Really, if you want to know how to pass a drug test, the simplest
solution is to stop doing drugs. I have no moral argument here. They are
just plants that scare people and lawmakers. As a practical matter,
though, there are so many problems with doing illegal things that it is
almost always best to just drop the drugs.
I don't use illegal drugs myself, but I have researched the topic, and
I've had friends who passed many drug tests despite regular drug use. I
pass on the following hoping that you will use the information for
justifiable purposes. In other words, if you are my taxi driver, I don't
care if you had a joint over the weekend, but if you are a school bus
driver, please don't toke up before driving.
If you want to at least stop using for a while, in order to pass a drug
test, be sure you know what kind of test it is. A simple urine test can
often be passed just by abstaining for a couple weeks. A hair test will
detect use from months back, however, and it may look suspicious if you
shave your head beforehand.
How To Pass A Drug Test - Most Of The Time
Fortunately for you, most drug tests are urine tests, because they are
cheaper to do. These tests can be beaten in a number of ways, including
the simple temporary abstinence mentioned above. That assumes that you
have sufficient warning, of course.
Some people pass drug tests by using other people's urine. It can be
bought online, in liquid form or as crystals that need to be
reconstituted. Alternately, users take a donation from a friend who
doesn't do drugs (I have been asked). To use it though, it must be body
temperature. Testers check this.
One way this is accomplished is by strapping a condom full of the urine
next to the inner thigh. This keeps it warm enough usually. If testers
aren't watching too closely, it is detached and slowly spilled into the
cup and toilet to make the appropriate sounds.
I have known users who passed their drug tests by drinking a lot of
water. It is only logical. The test is for a certain threshold amount of
the drugs in your system. Dilute your urine, and you might fall below
that threshold. Drink several quarts of water in the hours leading up to
the test,and you just may pass.
Good testers will notice that your urine looks like water, but there is
little they can say. Take several B-complex vitamins with the water, and
this will usually make your urine more yellow. If they require a new test
because they suspect your trick, at least you have time to clean up your
act.
You can also buy substances said to mask the drugs in your system,
although users tell me most of them don't work. None of these tricks work
all the time, especially if the test is a complete surprise. Why not
consider just saving your money and skipping the drugs? Now that's how to
pass a drug test.